#bonk bonk bonk

[big1ron]

… yeah

[depomera]

[Black Widow]

[blondie-drawings]

this is from so long ago but it still cracks me up so im setting it free on here

[dam-gaard]

HITS THEM REPEATEDLY WITH A HAMMER

[e-turn]

Turns out I like messing around with that type of videos.

Don't steer vehicles you don't have license for, children!

[t4tails]

hes such a dick i enjoy his presence dearly

[vestacritter-otd]

DAY 5

Today's critters are BONK BONK

[elise-the-potato]

@grayskittles @voxxxlol

[askmafiabobvelseb]

The twins this entire blog:

[planetariumx]

bonking my head with the magic hammer until I’m no longer mentally ill

[cerise-grenadine]

Dracula — 2010.

Currently re-reading Dracula, the best book in the world with Jane Eyre, so thought I'd post this because I still like them.

Having read it many times, the Gothic atmosphere of the beginning is now completely lost on me because I'm too busy laughing at the logistics. (spoilers ahead, but about things in like the 2nd chapter)(also if you haven't read Dracula yet, go read it. it's amazing.)

Like. Jonathan is virtually alone with Dracula in the castle. There's no one else. Which means Dracula is taking care of all his needs. He cooks. He makes coffee. He cleans the table. Does he do the dishes and change Jonathan's sheets also? [update: i had forgotten that he does do the bed, that's how Jonathan finds out there are no servants T-T] because I checked and Jonathan stays for almost two months. How comes an aristocrat, who has been dead for centuries, knows how to make coffee?! Did he go grocery shopping? Jonathan has a roast chicken and cheese for his first meal in the castle.

I just read

Presently, with an excuse, he left me, asking me to put away all my papers together. He was some little time away. [...] It was the better part of an hour when the Count returned. 'Aha!' he said, 'still at your books? Good! But you must not work always. Come; I am informed that your supper is ready.'

Bro. YOU made supper.

Do you think he has an apron? does he taste the food he makes to make sure it's good? does he have cooking books? Because that dinner is then said to be "excellent".

I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS. And I just find the whole thing hilarious. I'm now 100% sure Dracula does the dishes more often than I do and the guy is dead.

[beeholyshit]

Awesome sauce

[holydovegoesbrr]

i guess tumblr needs more silly gifs so my coplayer from another game made that to me and inspired me to do some for CoS

[shyavenuedestiny]

Rock x liang scribbles 🪨✨

[gabroski99]

blu scout!

[skyward-floored]

Now I need a really mean insult >:3

I spent the week not hydrating properly and I got sick from dehydration, I deserve a bonk v.v

I’m not going to insult you because literally everyone on this website seems to be chronically dehydrated and I’d have to also go insult everyone (and I don’t have time for that), but I will absolutely bonk you because that was not smart >:/

KITTYYYYY GO DRINK SOME WATER OR SODA OR LEMONADE OR LITERALLY ANYTHING YOUR BODY NEEDS LIQUIIIIIIIID