#bongdad

[bongdesigirl]

Raise your hands if your parents believe that all your problems will be solved if you A. Exercise B. Ditch mobile phones C. Eat at home D. Some combination of the above three

Like, literally every conversation:-

"Dad, I have a headache" "Sarakhon phone niye khelle hobe naa? (If you play with your phone all day, were you expecting anything else?)"

"Mom, my tooth hurts. :'(" "Aro baire baire kheye byara (go eat outside more)" "... It's a wisdom tooth"

I'm pretty sure if someone stabs me in the streets, they're gonna go, "Eijonne bolechilam aro exercise korte! (That's why I told you to get more exercise!)"