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luffyvace · 10 months ago

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Tanjiro x male reader<3

Tanjiro x male reader won second place in the poll!! :) enjoy tanjiro stans<3

Starting back at the final selection let’s say that’s when you met

just to clear things up

and you two started dating some time after that

of course eventually making it official

tanjiro was quite flustered when he realized his sexuality might be different from tradition

but he wasn’t afraid to be bi/gay/pan or anything

he just thought- ..! Actually he never really thought of that type of thing..

I mean he was kinda too young

but now that your together!

he has time to figure it all out :)

tanjiro is such a sweet lover!

and helpful!

and caring!

(Really he’s a ball of love)

if you feel tired he carries you

(Even if your both beat up after a mission)

if you need water he’ll spare you some of his or go fetch some

And he’s always down to spar at any type of day!

I will say he’s not thinking about you in that way when you take your shirt off

but when you do he definitely admires you!

you might have abs seeing as though the demon slayer corps has………...harsh (brutal) training 😅

if you do then he sees it as a result of your hard work!

same with scars!

especially with scars<3

he can 100% relate and you two share stories about each one

if you have any—you probably trauma bond

you guys just end up talking all night long about your past, everything that happened, your pain, whether you want revenge or not and so on!

It strengthens your trust and relationship with each other

btw if anyone asks why your together as two males or how you know you actually like men..

tanjiro will humbly and politely educate (lecture) them on how important you are to each other, how you met, why/when you started dating and even if they don’t like it, it’s simple to walk away instead of disrespecting your relationship!

I hope y’all don’t run into uzui..

(y’all do)

that man has THREE wives why wouldn’t he question when he sees you two?? 😬🧍‍♀️

tanjiro had to hit em with the quick fix cuz when I tell you he did not let that slide 😂

especially with how slick uzui mouth be gettin..😒

Tanjiro also has learned to adjust to scavenging for food (he grew crops with his mom)

as well as inosuke (he grew up in the wild) and zenitsu (he used to have crops with his sensei)

so if you can too, great!

if not the 3 of them work together to make the 4 of you meals

and after they learn how to stop burning them

theyre pretty tasty too!!

don’t expect inosuke to share.

do expect inosuke to take

-note to self, m/n.

zenitsu doesn’t see the attraction to males instead of females

he won’t judge but will ask you two if your sure your into males

and after tanjiro gives him that lecture about being respectful-

he doesn’t question it again

LOL

inosuke straight up don’t care

he doesn’t really view relationships in a romantic way

its more so between “they’re beneath me” , “they’re above me, I must beat them”

so no worries about him judging either 😋

if nezuko doesn’t like you

it’s not to say tanjiro won’t date you because of it

but I’ll honestly say it plays a factor

If sweet nezuko doesn’t like you it prob means something..🤨

she has good instincts so tanjiro might start to assume you have ill intent or smth 😬

he’ll try to get her to like you and if she warms up to you he assumes it might’ve been personal 😂🤷‍♀️

but if she doesn’t..

he finds you like 30% less attractive🧍‍♀️

if she does like you from jump, she starts to protect you as well

and loves to spend time with you when she’s outside her box

tanjiro adores this and you three cuddle or play in each other’s hair whenever you have the time

It also makes him happy if you accept nezuko as a demon quickly

after missions tanjiro finds you, nezuko, zenitsu and inosuke

then cries

like your all just a crying mess tbh

i mean unless your like emotionally unavailable..

BC I DON’T SEE HOW YOU COULD NOT CRY AS A MINOR WHO HAS TO KILL LITERAL HORRIFYING BEASTS FOR A LIVING?!?!?!?

Tanjiro will help you achieve your goals as you likely help him achieve his

even more so after that night you had where you opened up to each other about your past

(again, only if you have truama)

tanjiro is really grateful for you

before all he had was nezuko

and aside from zenitsu and inosuke

now he has you!! 💗

tanjiro’s love languages are acts of service, quality time, words of affirmation and (shy) physical touch

actually maybe some gift giving when he can too!!

so all?!

such a green flag 💖

for acts of service as I said he’ll genuinely do any sane thing you ask of him

he cares about you that much

he won’t bother to complain about being tired either

he automatically assumes your either doing worse or he’s fine

as for quality time he gets really relieved when he gets sent on missions with you

at least he can be there to see and protect you

(or maybe vice versa 😂)

he’d beat himself up about not being able to protect you more if you get serious injures

tends to your wounds everyday then trains vigorously

to get stronger and protect you as you fight along side him when he fights muzan

if your gonna fight along side him in that battle? He’s gonna need to be strong enough to protect you.

he doesn’t want to loose you.

especially not to that man.

he lost everything to him.

he won’t let it happen again.

💗💕💖🍡♥︎

for quality time outside of missions ✌︎('ω')✌︎

tanjiro likes to train, cuddle, go on walks, go shopping, chit chat :)

All that good stuff <3

with words of affirmation he really just praises you all the time

”you did your best today in training! I could tell! :D”

“You look great today m/n!! I’m glad your wearing the (favorite men’s jewelry piece) I got you!”

”I can definitely tell your getting stronger, m/n!!!”

it can also be

“get a good nights sleep, m/n! I love you!”

”be careful on your mission okay? I love you, m/n!”

“thank goodness we surviveeeeed!!! I love you m/n!! I love you so much!!”

now lastly for (shy) physical touch

he is nervous to touch you

he doesn’t wanna make you uncomfortable, yes that’s the last thing he wants

he doesn’t know how to execute it so he ends up either asking or making it very obvious of what he’s trying to do

that way you can shut him down early on just in case

and you won’t feel pressured to let him if you dislike affection

which mind you he does asks if your okay with it first

so that’s likely not the case

if you did mention your distaste for physical affection, however, it’s duly noted in his mind and will keep it to a minimum

your gonna have to discuss boundaries or else he’s gonna act like you have the plague trying not to upset you 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Tanjiro doesn’t dislike pda or anything

he’s just a bit embarrassed about it

maybe if it’s more subtle like resting your head on his shoulder, then yeah that’s okay!

hugging too!!

but direct kissing or hand holding?

his face is a cherry and he’s apologizing to the passerbyers for disturbing them

even if they don’t mind

he’s self aware when it comes to not disturbing others

tanjiro can be a little flustered/shy about things but he’s certainly isn’t embarrassed about your relationship!

he’s quite proud, actually!

will happily tell/correct anyone that asks or misjudges♡♡♡

It’ll make me happy if you enjoyed this, so hopes to you did!

(apologies for the procrastination, and thank you for your patience lovelies!)

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kizukiapologist · 2 years ago

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Hi, I loved your writing. How do you imagine akaza would approach a human (female) that he is interested in? And what would his attempt to bond with her look like? (sorry I used google translator)

Ohh what's your native language?

Demons are broken fragments of a former human, trying to function as something entirely different. I think sometimes daily life occurrences can trigger deeply buried feelings. For Akaza, that is not different.

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It would happen a night he feels a kind of nostalgia he can't quite place. Akaza wanders into the forest in hopes of hunting something fresh, tasty, big. Something he can claw and rip with his bare hands, and if he's lucky the scent of blood might make the strange weight in his chest disappear.

A branch cracks in the thickness of the forest, and the wind brings a delicious smell with it. Akaza is there in a blink of an eye.

You hear a rough rustle in the bushes. Your eyes immediately dart to the place, wary. You aren't supposed to be here, let alone at night but day irregularities delayed you more than you expected.

A piercing yellowish gaze lurks in the dark. It lingers there for a second before he steps into the faint light of the moon. It takes only a look to recognize he's not human.

You freeze. He says something your brain doesn't register. The demon motions forward.

You bolt away from him hastily. Your mind burns with every heartbeat as you dart across the trees, branches, and bushes down the mountain.

It's only when you're panting at the mountain's feet that you process he didn't chase after you.

Why? why didn't he?

The question is roaming your skull.

"Maybe you didn't look tasty enough?" a friend of yours suggests, jesting.

You grimace. "I thought so too, but looking back— he made a strange face when he saw me."

"Like if he knew you?"

"No, more as if he was expecting something else," you mull it for a second. "Do you think demons have victim preferences?"

Your friend let out a laugh. "I don't think so. They don't think straight. Forget about it. Just don't go back at night again."

But you couldn't forget about it. And the more you think about him, the more intrigued you are.

Maybe, that twisted fascination brought you back to the same place at the same time. It had only been a week. He could still be around.

You're picking up some herbs when every sound of the forest drowns in its own depth. All, from the faint whispers of the battles to the sweet songs of the crickets, merge in silence— a predator's best announcement.

There are two heavy rocks nearby and a couple of flying fireflies. The air smells like spearmint and old wood.

You squeeze your wisteria necklace before slowly turning to the rustling bushes. Half of you expected to find bloodthirst in his eyes, or madness, maybe. Instead, he is looking at you with his head hanging aside curiously; squatting over a high rock a few meters above you, gazing at you like you are something odd.

"You have some nerve to come back," he comments.

It takes you completely off guard how unexpectedly human his voice sounds. "What are you doing?"

You blink, stunned for a second.

"Collecting herbs," you answer, surprisingly casual.

He gazes into your basket. "You haven't found much."

You shrug, calmly acknowledging he has no violent intentions.

"The rain doesn't help. Mud drowns most of the delicate plants." You stir up the soil a bit to extract a couple of stems that have been smashed to pieces. "See? You have to dig with your fingers. Sometimes there are still some you can rescue."

Akaza gapes, taken aback by that fact. He hauls himself forward. In half a sparrow flutter, he's beside you. You grasp the tree to keep your balance as you adjust to his abrupt closeness.

He held your wrist before you could withdraw it and lifted it closer to his face to evaluate the plants. You tensed.

"Can you still use it if it is muddled?"

You eye him closely, from the exotic pink hair to the blue veins on his face. There is something strange in his gaze. As if this information is somehow valuable to him.

"Yeah. It's not the same, but it's better than nothing," you mutter.

The demon isn't hurting you, you notice with a hint of wonder. His rough palm contrasts his chilly skin.

"I've never met a demon interested in- plants."

Akaza frees your hand. For half a second, that comment takes him aback. However, Akaza is quick to recover his usual unworried expression.

"Interested? No, this is just entertainment. Humans are weak and pathetic, no matter what they do or eat."

Cruel. After all, each one of them is like that. You purse your lips. "We can be stronger in ways none of your kind could ever understand." there's venom in your voice.

Akaza huffed a light laugh. There's mockery in his gaze as well as something close to pity. "There's only one way to be strong. And only those who achieve that strength deserve to keep on living."

"Then why don't you kill me?"

Every sunrise, You wake up to attend to the ill, wounded, and elderly of the village. Destroying your knees, back, and nails in trips to retrieve medical plants to assist your job. If that wasn't a good enough purpose to keep living, killing to increase physical strength sure as hell wasn't either.

"Answer me! Aren't I weak? Kill me." You're not afraid of him anymore. Or perhaps, all the rage ate away your fright.

Akaza is taken aback, much more so when you reach out to grab his vest.

"Kill me." There's a torch in your eyes. "No? Fine. I guess I'm not so weak then."

It has nothing to do with that! Akaza wants to scream, yet, there is a part of him that wrapped in shadows, hides with rooted terror a key fragment to decipher this strange side of himself. It feels like having something on the tip of your tongue yet standing unable to say it. It irks.

"I'm going home," you declare before standing up and walking down the hill.

Your fragile silhouette fading in the distant punches a pack of unwanted emotions as harrowing as they were one hundred years ago.

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crisalidaseason · 10 months ago

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obsessed with your kenuri universe and would love to see some kenny/kuchel fluffy sibling time (why'd have to kill heeeer jk)

You ask and I shall deliver. This took me longer than I wanted (I should have posted it in December but I was very depressed). Also, sorry for having to K my sweet Kuchel, but she is very much alive in this!

Family chaos on Christmas - the prequel

Summary: Kenny is miserably working on the holiday season, Kuchel is very pregnant and Uri is worming his way into Kenny's heart.

Content warning: within my family chaos universe, modern au, a prequel of sorts, some angst, mentions of pregnancy and labor, Kenny is a good brother, Kenny is tired and anxious, mentions of anxiety, slight descriptions of anxiety attacks, fluff, some domestic vibes, sibling bond, pining (Kenny/Uri)

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Kenny waited five seconds after she left to immediately switch the door sign from open to closed.

“Happy holidays, mister Ackerman” the old woman waved as she finally left the shop.

“Happy holidays, ma’am”

“Fucking finally”

The young man wanted nothing more than to end that shift. He thought it should be a crime to work on December 24th.

“Who fucking needs repair tools on Christmas?? You know, if people were less stupid and more organized all shops could close on holidays”

He had complained while getting ready for work that morning. Kuchel - the little shit that she was - just laughed at his annoyance.

“At least the owner let you close earlier, Ken. It could have been worse”

He huffed while recalling the short conversation. It was easy for Kuchel to not relate to his misery, she never worked on holidays even before she went on maternity leave. For him, working six instead of eight hours on Christmas made no difference in the end, since traffic would probably take the rest of his sanity away.

“Fuck off” he screamed loudly as he hit yet another traffic jam. It took 30 extra minutes for him to finally arrive at the apartment complex. He groaned while parking, Kuchel’s car was almost giving up - that old thing would die on them any day, Kenny was dreading it. He managed to park and almost cried in relief. Finally home!

Well. He may have rid himself of work, but home was another rollercoaster to get through.

“Kenny!” the woman greeted him from the living room/kitchen couch “took you long enough”

The older ackerman was sitting comfortably on the couch, reading a book, a heavy blanket covering her round middle section and many pillows stacked around her.

“Have you eaten?” the man asked “I thought about take out, but traffic was impossible to go through”

“I snacked a little, it’s fine” she assured him, but her face said otherwise.

She finally reached the ninth month - or, according to her, the 39th week - of her pregnancy. Kuchel was huge and feeling as uncomfortable as her appearance suggested. The last few weeks were filled with low mobility and badly assembled snacks.

“What about some chicken salad?” he suggested “I pre-made some seasoned shredded chicken”

The woman’s eyes beamed at him.

“Kenny, you’re a lovely lovely brother, you know that?”

He groaned.

“Yeah, yeah, whatever”

Despite his initial stress and tiredness, there was a calming property in cooking a tasty chicken salad. He was far from a good student in school, but the ‘chemistry’ and ‘physics’ of food always fascinated him, he wished life could subside enough for him to spend more time experimenting with cooking. The satisfaction of eating a good meal was a recent comfort he was thankful for everyday.

“Here” he handed his sister the plate with plenty of the chicken salad “beverage?”

She motioned the half full bottle of guava juice on the kitchen table, silently denying his question. The Ackerman man sat down on the ground, with his own plate on his lap, leaving a groan of relief at the first bite. He turned the television on, looking for something interesting to watch but only finding Christmas movies or news.

“Go back!” Kuchel’s voice almost startled him.

“What? The stupid christmas movie?”

She nodded fervently while still chewing. Kenny shook his head and went back to the channel playing a movie - what seemed to be one of those holiday rom coms.

“I thought you hated romcoms,” Kenny commented.

“I do”

Kenny had learned early on that pregnancy made Kuchel even weirder. From the moment she found out the unexpected demon spawn in her uterus, she had weird cravings (not only for food, there were a few weeks she could only sleep by watching animal documentaries). He learned to not question after a while, it kept things easy to handle.

“Do you think family Christmas dinners are always like that?” she pointed her fork at the tv “It seems so inaccurate”

Kenny shrugged. Still focused on his plate.

“Well, it doesn’t snow here in december so safe to say it might not be so accurate” his sister concluded on her own.

They kept eating in silence and the movie proved to be just as stupid as it promised, though he heard sniffling behind him. Now, if there is something Kenny learned ever since he and his sister finally left the foster system to live together was that you don’t question her feelings - especially pregnant. He almost considered patting her on the shoulders in comfort but remembered she still had a good aim and her flip flops were right there, ready to be thrown.

“What a stupid movie” she mumbled.

He stood up, taking Kuchel’s plate and finally building courage to do the dishes despite his exhaustion. He heard his sister turn off the television and certain sounds indicated she was leaving her cocoon of blankets and pillows, grunting during the entire process.

“You okay there?” he asked while hanging the dishes to dry.

It was safe to say Kenny panicked a bit too often with Kuchel’s every display of discomfort - the nervousness of her due date always on the back of his mind. The young man was not feeling prepared at all for the big day even with his sister’s advice and thorough explanations of the process - although Kuchel herself was very new to this and also terrified despite not admitting.

“Yes Kenny, the boy isn’t coming out until next week. Relax…Uh!” she let out a shriek.

He hated her so much. Kenny ran to the living room, trying to see any signs of wetness indicating that the antichrist wanted out, instead he found his sister peering down at his phone - which was silently vibrating with a call.

“It’s your loverboy” she smiled at him like the little shit that she was “pick it up or I will”

“He isn’t-” he sighed, giving up this fruitless conversation they always had and picking up the phone.

“Hello” Kenny answered.

“Good evening, Kenny, is it bad timing?”

“No, not at all!” He dried his hands on his beat up jeans, Kuchel waving crazily in front of him.

“Great! I just wanted to call because I thought a message felt a bit too distant. I know you said you don’t celebrate Christmas, but I just wanted to wish you and Kuchel a special good night’s rest.”

The noises on the background indicated Uri, his neighbor, was probably at a family gathering at his family home, Kenny could hear loud voices and holiday music playing softly.

“Thank you Uri, we appreciate it”

Kuchel was staring at Kenny so intensely he felt a hole on his forehead, her insistent mouthing of “Can I talk to him?” “Let me talk to him!!”, distracting the man.

“In fact, she is right here dying to talk to you”

Uri laughed - a pretty sound that was - and asked to talk to Kuchel.

“Hey Uri! I haven’t seen you today but I wish you a wonderful christmas” His sister beamed at the cellphone.

She talked shortly to the other man, thanking Uri for the well wishes. Kenny was grateful his sister did not try to embarrass him this time - he had enough of her hinting to Uri that Kenny had a slight (giant) crush on the Reiss man.

“Your sister is a lovely woman. I’ll bring some food for you two when I head home”

“Nah, It’s okay, Uri. No need”

“No, I insist Kenny. We have plenty of food here anyway and I know you’ve been working a lot lately. At least we keep Kuchel with a sustainable meal to eat when you’re not home tomorrow”

“You convinced me, but don’t come crying to me when she forces you to have dinner with us and show you the same ultrasound pictures again” Kenny said, chuckling.

To that Kuchel raised her middle finger, mouthing a “fuck you, Kenny”

“Nothing more wonderful than spending the evening with Ackermans” Uri chuckled - what a pretty sound “I have to go, Frieda is looking at me like I am committing a crime, but I see the two of you soon”

They said their goodbyes and the call went off, Kenny’s heart was doing strange jumps on his ribcage - he was down bad for that man. Kuchel was sitting on the couch, smiling like a mad woman and clapping her hands.

“Not a word” he warned her.

“For the love of god, Kenny, ask that man on a date!”

He ignored her while heading for a shower, if he let Kuchel speak about Uri he would probably end up dealing with feeling he was too tired to process. Kenny preferred to like Uri from a distance - just being neighbors that got along well. His sister constantly telling him the Reiss man was into him did not help at all.

“Not only is he clearly interested, but he is so kind and patient, Ken! Give the poor man a little chance” she would say.

Kenny tried not to think about it, failing miserably though. He had many opportunities to meet Uri on a more romantic level, the man had invited him for coffee so many times and Kenny always refused politely. He was afraid, Uri did not know the mess he was in the head. And the worst part: Uri was really patient and understanding and respectful and observant…Kenny had a problem.

“I’m gonna sleep” Kenny knocked on his sister’s room “need anything else?”

“No! Everything okay. You should sleep, Ken”

He wished her a good night and flopped into his bed, slumber quickly taking him.

He never had dreams, only nightmares or an empty sleep. That night though, he dreamed about him and Kuchel sitting on a huge table full of food. His sister had a nice elegant red dress, contrasting with her long dark hair. Kenny himself looked down to see a nice set of pants and button up shirt. The decorations screamed Christmas - there was even snow outside!- but what surprised him was seeing Uri beside him, equally well dressed…with a baby in his arms. The small little human seemed to be pushing one year old, almost pink in color, pouty face, dark hair, looking at Kenny with light colored eyes.

“You want your uncle, little one?” Uri said, bouncing the child slightly.

As if he had no control, Kenny felt his arms reach out to the baby, his voice coming out in equal involuntary action.

“I know, I’m your favorite” his voice sounded…happy. Not that he was against having a nephew, he just struggled to have a connection with someone he had never met. But in that moment, looking at light blue eyes, he wondered if he could measure how dear that boy was.

“Typical of Levi to prefer the one who calls him demon spawn” Kuchel said.

The dream faded slowly, with the last scenes of a baby on his lap while they celebrated Christmas just like that stupid movie they were watching. He woke up feeling a strange sense of missing something. Of sadness. He stayed in bed for longer than usual, wondering why he dreamed of that. His only family was Kuchel for as long as he remembers, everything different than that seemed terrifying.

The boy seemed so real. What about Uri? Could he ever be anything more than a friendly neighbor?

Deciding that he can’t afford having an existential crisis, the man finally decided to start his routine, but early morning finally came to test Kenny's bowels. As soon as he saw Kuchel enter the kitchen, seemingly uncomfortable and walking weirdly, he panicked once again.

“Are you sure it’s okay?” Kenny asked again - to his own demise.

“Kenny!” His sister warned him.

“I’m just worried, you seem to be hurting quite a lot”

Kuchel looked at him unimpressed, not answering. She had woken up that morning complaining of a few contractions.

“It’s probably false alarm, Kenny, but it still sucks”

Kenny was in a full pit of anxiety at that point. Everytime she had a false alarm he panicked anyway, a single sneeze and that spawn would pop out of her. He didn't think she would make it to an entire week.

“I’m gonna try and call your doctor again”

Kenny tried once again the number, without success.

“We should go to the hospital, Kuch” he tried again to convince her.

“No! They’re just going to send us home again, let’s see if it progresses and then we go”

Kenny was honestly tired, and scared, but he nodded. It took several minutes for Kuchel to finally convince him to go to work for at least the morning shift, but he was not able to concentrate well. He checked her text messages constantly, alongside Uri’s.

Uri Reiss Neighbor: I’m with her, if anything happens I’ll rush her to the hospital

You: Thanks Uri, I promise I’ll be back by 2pm since it’s Xmas day

Uri Reiss Neighbor: No need to thank me, see you soon. I’m making lunch if that’s okay.

That man was a fucking saint. Kenny was down bad. He had to concentrate while trying not to fall in love with that man or dying of worry for his sister. Work was haphazardly done, Kenny practically breaking traffic laws to go home, practically climbing the stairs to his apartment floor, thinking he would have to immediately rush her to a hospital for the antichrist to be born…just to find Uri and Kuchel sitting quietly on the dinner table, tea in front of them and a deck of cards.

“Good afternoon, Kenny” Reiss greeted him.

“Hi, Ken”

Kenny looked at his sister with confusion. She seemed composed and calm. Uri - as always - was well dressed, smelling like a hundred yards of soft flowers, calmly playing with Kuchel.

“The contraction stopped as soon as you left” she said, pointing to her huge stomach “maybe he doesn’t like you”

Kenny groaned, sitting on the couch to catch his breath.

“Demon spawn” he mumbled, smiling discreetly.

Kuchel turned, burning him with her eyes.

“He is a perfect little angel”

That was another bickering Kenny did not want to continue so he just surrendered. But he was a demon child! Anything born from an Ackerman was demonic - Kenny was an absolute nightmare as a kid and he was already dreading that baby.

“Hungry?” Uri asked “There is a plate for you in the microwave”

His noisy stomach answered for him, guiding his already tired self to the kitchen. The food was probably from the family dinner Uri went to last night, good quality meat and tasty sauce. He wondered if he could reproduce that recipe one day and maybe make a special dinner after the baby was born. He ate on the table while watching his sister and Uri play with the cards, attentively listening to Kuchel's gossip of the apartment complex group chat. She was bored to death most days, watching people from the balcony and stalking the chat seemed to be the entertainment of the century.

“It’s okay, Uri, now that Kenny is here he can keep an eye on me” his sister said once Uri hesitated to return to his family’s home.

“I’ll return tomorrow morning. My mother really insisted that I return to the church’s dinner tonight but if anything happens you can call me” he assured the Ackerman siblings before reluctantly leaving.

“He is such a nice man” Kuchel quietly said once Kenny had closed the door “I know I bother you with it, but I really think he would be a good match”

Kenny smiled a little, sitting beside his sister on the couch and softly shoving her with his shoulder.

“I know, but I really don’t feel ready right now”

Love was not something he thought was possible. Not for him, much like it wasn't for his sister. He felt her hand on his forearm, rubbing him softly.

“I know, take your time” she said in a hushed tone “like I said, he is a very patient man”

Her calm features soon contorted into painful ones. She let a long breath out.

“Another contraction?” he asked.

She nodded, breathing in and out in a slow rhythm.

“It never really stopped, but I did not want to alarm any of you until I was sure it was constant”

“Kuchel! What the actual fuck-”

“Shhhhh” she said “don’t scold me! I am counting them and I can’t do this if both of you keep hovering over me”

Kenny groaned, visualizing himself shaving her hair bald as revenge for the rollercoaster of worry he felt.

“Do you think it’s for real?” he asked her.

Kuchel nodded, holding his forearm strongly.

“I’m scared” she whispered “I don’t know if I can do this, Ken”

Despite his anxiety, he tried to comfort her by holding her shoulders in a strange side hug - typical of a touch terrified Kenny. She rested her head on his shoulder.

“I’ll be with you, Kuch”

And he did. When her contractions became too unbearable and close timing, they left for the hospital in the midst of a starting rain. The streets were calm since it was late at night, everyone most likely at the churches celebrating the holiday.

“Ma’am, my sister is giving birth” he had told the woman at the front desk.

“No father, I’m the one taking care of her” he told the social worker registering the appointment.

“Can you call another doctor then?” he almost yelled when they informed her doctor was MIA.

“Can anyone please check on her for god’s sake?!” he tried to stay calm when nobody would check on his sister when her water broke.

It was a turbulent three hours, time bringing a raging storm that occasionally painted the sky with lightning and thunder. When Kuchel was finally checked on, she was fully ready to push. Kenny was a strong man, but he wanted to die with every scream coming out of his sister’s throat. His hand was still, only because of the iron grip she had on it, otherwise he would be trembling. When the cry of a baby finally broke the room’s chaos, Kenny thought he had lost his hearing. Everything had gone muffled and fuzzy. He did not know, but later the nurses told him that he was almost hyperventilating, still holding Kuchel’s hand despite his eyes losing focus.

“Look at him, Kenny” Kuchel was crying “he is so small”

The baby laying on her chest was nothing like the grown infant of his dream, in fact, that newborn was multiple shades of red and purple, scrunched face and tiny feet, limbs so thin they could be compared to the girth of Kenny’s fingers.

“Sir, breathe in and out, you’ll be fine” said a nurse nearby.

He kept his eyes on the small being, then at his sister. She was sweaty, exhausted and crying profusely. He wanted her cries to be only of happiness, but he knew she was just as terrified of this as he was. They were just two adults with a fucked up story, having to care for a non planned baby. He was barely 25 and had an entire human to watch out for - because he sure would not leave Kuchel to deal with this on her own.

“Welcome, spawn. I’m your uncle” he managed to choke out.

Kuchel laughed, more because of the drugs than actually finding the nickname funny. He spent the entire night watching over a sleeping sister and the baby in the bassinet. He admired as the storm raged in the first hours of the morning, the darkness still outside. His cellphone would occasionally ring with notifications.

Uri Reiss neighbor: I got stuck because of the rain, the streets are flooded. I’ll get there, I promise, but it might take a while. Tell me what I can bring to you or Kuchel.

He smiled at the phone, sending Uri his gratitude. Despite the chaos outside, he felt a strange sense of peace. Maybe it was the medication the nurses administered due to his mini anxiety attack, but he liked to think it was a sign that everything would be alright.

“How are you feeling?” said the slurred voice of Kuchel.

“I should be asking this”

“Well, I'm a bit high” she smiled “and you seem too”

He chuckled, pinching the bridge of his nose. Kuchel looked at the bassinet, warmth in her tired eyes.

“He is out…”

“On a holiday!” Kenny complemented “spawn made sure to be born at the same day of Jesus”

“Fuck you” she laughed “I think he came to force us to celebrate christmas day in a way or another”

Kenny nodded, not doubting for a moment that whatever ruled this world had a strange sense of humor.

“He was almost born on the 26th for just a few minutes” he said “he was determined”

The Ackerman siblings kept the comfortable silence, Kuchel not taking her eyes off the sleeping baby nearby.

“Kenny”

“Hm?”

He looked at her tired eyes, Kenny realizing they were so similar to the baby of his dream.

“I don’t have a name for him”

“You were never satisfied with the thousand names you picked” he replied.

“Maybe something with a ‘K’? To match us” she said.

“That’s horrendous, Kuchel!” he protested “Me and you having a name with a ‘K’ is already atrocious enough”

“You’re right…” she said “I want something that doesn’t come from parents we barely knew”

Kenny deliberated if he should tell her about the name of his dream. Levi…he remembered something about that name in bible study he was forced into by the orphanage. It meant something specific, meant-

“Connection”

Kuchel eyed him as if he had lost his mind.

“Kenny, if this is your suggestion-”

“No, woman, listen!” he interrupted “I mean that he is connected to us only. Your kid, my nephew, nothing else”

“Well, that’s true”

“And Levi means connected, joined” He finally said it.

Kuchel pondered for a moment, analyzing the name by looking at the child’s sleeping shape.

“A biblical name, right? I remember it from church” Kuchel said.

“It’s just a suggestion-”

“I like it” she interrupted this time “Levi. It sounds firm, strong”

She smiled, as if contemplating calling him that for the rest of his life. Kenny thought she would put up a fight - for being the one to carry for months and not choosing the name.

“Levi it is” she concluded.

Kenny nodded, happy that she liked it. He did not know if his dream was prophetic or just an amalgamation of anxiety and nine months of constantly thinking about this other being in their lives.

“Can I ask you something really important?”

He nodded.

“He was born on Christmas” she began “I know we never really liked this day because of all the family bullshit, but now…”

He understood. They were bitter people, but that kid had nothing to do with it.

“We’re gonna give him the Christmas we never had, right Kenny?”

#kenny ackerman #kenny #kuchel ackerman #uri reiss #kenuri #kenny x uri #levi ackerman #levi

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Ship Bias

UKIGUMOS - »❝浮雲❞«

(claps hands together)

I was going to say 'I'll keep this brief', but then I'd have to put on a clown costume. So instead, I apologize beforehand for this absolute mess of a tangent. This is a painfully obvious list of ships but here we go.

TLDR:

18->80, 1880, 8018, 80->18

BONUS:

1833/3318, 1859/5918

Detailed desc under 'read more'.

18->80

The appeal of the ship in general is mutual respect and trust, not needing to hide/change anything and their shared traditional Japanese aesthetic. My favourite part of any ship is the pining, so I tend to lean heavily towards bitter-sweet outcomes / one-sided ships. Yamamoto Takeshi is so compatible! He's friendly, caring and clever! But Hibari? Oh no. He hates authority figures. He hates being tied down and restricted. He hates weaklings. He hates owing people. Contradictions are confusing. He hates so many things, it makes it hard for him to really bond. Everyone treats Hibari like he's this troublesome delinquent (I mean, HE IS) or someone to be feared. Most reactions to him are: "EEEE, it's Hibari!" (cowers), "Ugh, this guy." (done), etc. Yamamoto seems to be the only one who is genuinely happy to see him at all. He's also the only one that's happy to hear that Hibari has gotten stronger and even says he wants to fight him again (i-is he a m-masochist?). The point I'm trying to make is that: Yamamoto doesn't want Hibari to change or to behave in this way or that way. He doesn't try to 'fix' Hibari's behaviour and accepts him as is and likes him for that. And I think Hibari reciprocates (mostly) those feelings too. But because Yamamoto is so popular, and Hibari is a moron, I think for the most part, Hibari would sit there pining and pining and pining. He doesn't know how to love or be loved, so this longing feeling and this desire to watch over Yamamoto is very ??? Which is why I tend to lean for a very 18->80 approach.

1880

Reciprocated 1880? Good stuff, good stuff. I think as a couple, they'd keep each other entertained rather well. Admittedly, I have a tough time writing dominant muses but the Hibari that lives in my brain is very much a needy weirdo. He gets cuteness aggression towards Yamamoto LOL. Hibari and Yamamoto both like fighting. Yamamoto can keep up with Hibari and vice versa. I think Yamamoto would be a good influence to Hibari too, gently challenging him about opinions here and there. Overall a solid ship and I will not shut up about them if given the chance (Exhibit A)

8018

I have a massive 1880 bias but that does not mean I don't appreciate a good Yamamoto top (slapped). Their height difference is everything.

80->18

Again, me and my angst loving self. This is also tasty, but it's VERY hard for me to register a world where Hibari doesn't love Yamamoto. I think Yamamoto pining is extremely tasty regardless.

I don't particularly have any ships I genuinely like outside of 1880/8018 because I can't unsee Hibari's gay gaze and his bias towards Yamamoto. Saving him over and over and over is one thing but entrusting your school duties to him, turning up to his ring conflict battle then getting second hand pain and then interrupting a crowd (that he hates) to be like 'what are you talking about, that's Yamamoto Takeshi' is??? Ok, we get it, you're down bad.

Bonus:

These are more like, ships I can tolerate / see the appeal to and won't be too opposed to explore.

1833/3318

They're both senpai! And it seems like they know how to handle each other for the most part. I just have concerns that Hibari would find him too loud LMAO. But they're both morons so maybe they have the chance to share a brain cell.

1859/5918

It's a pretty cracky ship, but I just think it'd be interesting. They'd probably get into petty arguments a lot.

#signorinavongola #『»❝浮雲❞« ooc / meluna #『» is this a surprise «#『» fwiw I do see the appeal of most 18 ships but most of the time it's a 'cool tea- not my fave flavour' «

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obedibites · 2 months ago

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Homemade Dog Treats: A Simple Recipe for Happy Pups

Making homemade dog treats is a wonderful way to ensure your furry friend enjoys healthy, wholesome snacks without any artificial ingredients or preservatives. Not only will you save money, but you’ll also have the satisfaction of knowing exactly what your dog is eating. Here’s a simple, delicious recipe that is sure to make your pup wag their tail with joy!

Why Make Homemade Dog Treats?

homemade dog treats recipe allow you to control the ingredients and avoid fillers that can be harmful to your dog’s health. Store-bought treats often contain additives, artificial flavors, and preservatives that may not be suitable for your pet. By making treats at home, you can cater to your dog’s dietary needs and preferences, making snack time healthier and more enjoyable. Plus, making treats can be a fun bonding activity between you and your pet!

Peanut Butter and Pumpkin Dog Treats Recipe

Ingredients

1 cup whole wheat flour (or oat flour for gluten-free)

1/2 cup rolled oats

1/2 cup pure pumpkin puree (not the spiced pie filling)

1/2 cup natural peanut butter (ensure it doesn’t contain xylitol)

1/4 cup chicken or beef broth (low sodium)

1 egg (optional for added protein)

1 teaspoon cinnamon (optional for flavor)

Instructions

Preheat Your Oven: Begin by preheating your oven to 350°F (175°C). This will ensure that your treats bake evenly and become crispy.

Mix Dry Ingredients: In a large mixing bowl, combine the whole wheat flour, rolled oats, and cinnamon. Stir these ingredients together until well mixed.

Combine Wet Ingredients: In another bowl, mix the pumpkin puree, peanut butter, broth, and egg (if using) until smooth. The mixture should have a creamy consistency.

Combine Wet and Dry Mixtures: Gradually add the wet mixture to the dry ingredients. Mix until combined, forming a dough. If the dough is too sticky, add a little more flour until it reaches a workable consistency.

Roll Out the Dough: Place the dough on a floured surface and roll it out to about 1/4 inch thick. You can use cookie cutters to create fun shapes or simply cut it into squares using a knife or pizza cutter.

Bake the Treats: Place the cutouts onto a parchment-lined baking sheet. Bake in the preheated oven for 20-25 minutes, or until the treats are golden brown and firm to the touch. If you like a crunchier treat, you can bake them a little longer.

Cool and Store: Remove the treats from the oven and let them cool completely on a wire rack. Once cooled, store them in an airtight container. They can last for about a week at room temperature, or you can freeze them for longer storage.

Tips for Making Dog Treats

Ingredient Substitutions: If your dog has specific dietary needs, feel free to modify the recipe. You can use almond butter instead of peanut butter or substitute sweet potato for pumpkin.

Use High-Quality Ingredients: Opt for organic or natural ingredients whenever possible. This will enhance the nutritional value of the treats.

Monitor Portion Sizes: While homemade treats are healthier than store-bought, moderation is key. Be mindful of your dog’s overall diet and treat them occasionally.

homemade dog training treats recipes are a delightful way to show your furry friend how much you care. This simple peanut butter and pumpkin recipe is not only easy to make, but it’s also packed with nutrients that your dog will love. So, roll up your sleeves, get in the kitchen, and whip up a batch of these tasty treats! Your pup will be grateful for the extra love and attention.

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juhib · 1 year ago

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HEALTHY AND DELICIOUS SWEETS FOR BHAI DOOJ 2023

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Bhai Dooj is a festival that celebrates the bond between brothers and sisters. It is a time of joy, love, and of course, indulgence in delicious sweets. However, if you’re conscious about your health and want to enjoy the festivities without compromising your well-being, this blog is for you. In this blog, we will explore a range of healthy and delicious sweet recipes that you can prepare for Bhai Dooj 2023. These guilt-free treats will not only satisfy your cravings but also keep you on track with your health goals.

1. Oats and Dates Energy Balls :

With these energizing Oats and Dates Energy Balls, you can kickstart your healthy sweet journey. These bite-sized snacks are packed with healthy nutrients, such as oats, dates, nuts, and seeds. They taste great and give you a quick energy boost. Discover how to prepare these simple, no-bake energy balls that are ideal as an on-the-go snack throughout the holiday season. have these energy balls sweet on this Bhai Dooj and celebrate the festival with guilt-free sweet cravings.

2. Banana Chocolate Chip Muffins :

Indulge in the goodness of bananas and chocolate with these moist and flavorful Banana Chocolate Chip Muffins. These healthier alternatives to traditional sweets are made with whole wheat flour, ripe bananas, and dark chocolate chips. Discover the secret to achieving the perfect texture and taste while keeping the calorie count in check.

3. Coconut Almond Ladoo :

Coconut Almond Ladoo is a delightful sweet that combines the nutty flavors of almonds with the tropical taste of coconut. These protein-rich ladoos are made with almond flour, desiccated coconut, and a touch of sweetness from natural sweeteners like honey or dates. Learn how to make these delectable treats that are perfect for guilt-free indulgence.

4. Chia Seed Pudding :

A tasty and adaptable treat, chia seed pudding can be tailored to your personal preferences. Chia seeds are a nutrient-dense base since they are full of fiber, antioxidants, and omega-3 fatty acids. Discover a variety of flavor combinations, such as chocolate, berry, or mango, and savor a guilt-free, creamy treat.

5. Baked Gujiya :

Gujiya is a traditional Indian sweet that is usually deep-fried. However, you can enjoy a healthier version of this festive treat by baking it instead. Filled with a mixture of nuts, coconut, and jaggery, these baked gujiyas are crispy on the outside and deliciously sweet on the inside. Discover the baking techniques and tips to create a guilt-free version of this classic sweet.

6. Yogurt Parfait :

Yogurt parfait is the ideal choice if you’re searching for a cool and nutritious dessert. This healthy treat is aesthetically pleasing and full of nutrients thanks to its layers of Greek yogurt, fresh fruit, and crunchy granola. Discover how to make a stunning parfait that is both delicious and impressive for your loved ones.

7. Dark Chocolate Covered Strawberries :

Dark Chocolate Covered Strawberries are a simple yet elegant sweet treat that is perfect for any occasion. Strawberries are dipped in melted dark chocolate, which is rich in antioxidants and has numerous health benefits. Discover the art of creating these decadent treats that will satisfy your sweet tooth without derailing your healthy eating plan.

8. Baked Apple Roses :

Baked Apple Roses are not only visually stunning but also a healthier alternative to traditional pastries. Thinly sliced apples are rolled into rose shapes and baked to perfection. These beautiful and fragrant treats are low in calories and packed with fiber and vitamins. Learn how to make these impressive apple roses that will impress your loved ones.

9. Quinoa Kheer :

Kheer, a traditional Indian rice pudding, can be made healthier by substituting rice with quinoa. Quinoa is a protein-rich grain that adds a nutty flavor and a delightful texture to the kheer. Discover the recipe for this nutritious and delicious dessert that will leave you feeling satisfied and guilt-free.

10. Watermelon Pizza :

For a cool and healthful meal, try making some watermelon pizza. The base is made of slices of watermelon, while the toppings consist of Greek yogurt, fresh fruit, and a tiny bit of nuts or seeds. This vibrant and cool treat will make both adults and children happy on hot, sunny days. You’ll always be hydrated and full of energy with this tasty delight. Savor some delicious sweet delicacies this Bhai Dooj 2023.

Conclusion :

Indulging in sweets during Bhai Dooj doesn’t have to mean compromising your health. With these healthy and delicious sweet recipes, you can enjoy the festivities guilt-free. From energy balls to baked treats and fruity delights, there are plenty of options to satisfy your cravings while nourishing your body. So, surprise your loved ones with these guilt-free sweets and celebrate Bhai Dooj in a healthy and delightful way. Remember, it’s all about balance and making conscious choices that align with your well-being. Visit for more – https://sabezy.com/Healthy-Foods/

#bhai dooj 2023 #sweets #bhai dooj sweets #special bhai dooj 2023 sweets #best bhai dooj sweets #healthy sweets #healthy sweets recipe

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kaldorei-shadows · 1 year ago

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Opal shouldn't be drinking

Meanwhile at the Shady Lady in Stormwind...

Opal: *whispers* I shouldn't be drinking, I'm just here for the amazing--secret--Nathrezim ambience.

Balnazaar: *whispers back* Oh, of course! My lady, your husband is one of our best patrons.

Opal: I can't believe this is a swank winebar run by a Nathrezim in old Cut-throat Alley. This is Stormwind! A real dreadlord in Stormwind? Ah, that takes me back.

Balnazzar: *pours her another virgin cherry spritz* Oh? Were there many of us when you lived here?

Opal: Oh I am just flying! These are so tasty.

Balnazzar: Thank you, mistress.

Opal: I really shouldn't say. I mean I'm not drunk at all, but I just feel so good, I want to confess everything. *leans in* I used to be locked up here, in Cathedral Square. As a Twilight Cultist.

Balnazzar: Oh, that's A-list corruption! Exciting.

Opal: Opal's Bane, they used to call me. Stormwind was different then, a lot of evil thrived in the underground scene. This bar was built right over the site of Cut-throat Alley. Don't pretend you didn't know. *playful pout*

Balnazzar: Well, how could a decent dreadlord ever resist gentrifying such a choice property? *evil grin*

Opal: Back in those days, all the best cultists found me exotic. Irresistible. I was engaged to an old god. I was going to be bonded to him in ritual, as his high priestess. Well, before they caught me, dragged me here in shackles all the way from Silithus.

Balnazzar: Damn shame whenever the mortal races decide to get organized. *sighs, polishes a bar glass*

Opal: I swear I'm not bragging or anything, but I was going to be a virgin sacrifice.

Balnazzar: Cheeky! Now that's rare. No wonder you were locked away in the highest tower, as it were.

Opal: In my day, I was quite the spiteful little thing. I knew how to claw my way up the ranks. I was practically a celebrity among the cultist underground. But then, things change. You mature...

Balnazzar: More responsibilities.

Opal: A marriage, a child. I just didn't have time for it anymore. Becoming a high priestess of some powerful void entity seems so mundane now. Though, I guess it's also how Al and I met.

Balnazzar: Oh really? *finishes mixing a fel cocktail, tries a sip*

Opal: Al saved me by murdering all the cultists in this city, including the lead priest Father Benactus who turned out to be corrupt, and the the small cultist army that pursued us to Darkshore.

Balnazzar: *spits out his drink*

Opal: He's an assassin you know. He sat across this bar from you, day in, day out, and never told you that?

Balnazzar: I... I assumed a spy, but not--

Opal: Oh, he's sweet! Before all that, Al was a serial killer for, oh, near ten thousand years? After I went straight, I think I reformed him pretty nicely.

Balnazzar: *demonic face looks pale*

Opal: Now, then. You are going to stop trying to poison my husband whenever he comes in here, right? No more trying to turn him to evil and undo all my hard work to make him... Well, he's not exactly nice, but let's agree to keep him chaotic good, shall we?

Balnazzar: *sweats*

Opal: Because if I had no qualms being a virgin sacrifice to that handsome Night Elf monster instead of the terrifying old god I once worshipped, you'd better believe I'm a dangerous enough woman to handle the likes of you today.

Balnazzar: ...

Opal: Do we understand each other?

Balnazzar: Y-yes mistress. But, um, i-is this establishment within your gift? I can keep my bar?

Opal: Oh my, yes. The drinks are too yummy for that.

#shady-lady #happy halloweeeeeeen

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ultra-maha-us · 2 years ago

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Birthday Cakes - Why They Are Important and Always Will Be

Birthday cakes are one of the most important things of interest in any birthday celebration. A birthday party with no tasty birthday cake will not make that event complete. Regardless of whether or not you are an adult or a kid, you would always be happy to have a cake around. Children are always full of life when they see cakes around and the more unique your cake is, the more your party becomes unique.

Birthday cakes are usually of different types, depending on the ingredients used. People of different ages also have different tastes for them. For instance, kids usually like chocolate flavored cakes. The decorations and icing are always unique and striking and many mothers have always been very creative with the preparation of birthday cakes for their children. In the case of teenagers, they are a bit more mature and are not likely to go for a birthday cake with cartoon characters. Therefore, they like cakes which are simple in designs or cakes with styles such as bikes, cars, teen stars, chocolate bar, baseball, cakes, and so on.

Cakes are very important because of the following reasons:

A birthday party is not complete Sweet Soul Baking without birthday cakes. Organizing a birthday is an opportunity to show love for one another, either to a kid or an adult. An ordinary menu with cake is sufficient to make you have an ideal birthday party. It's not necessary to spend much before people would know you have had a nice birthday party. Birthday cakes make the day complete.

People love chocolate cakes and cakes containing chocolate is one of the most important things for any birthday party. Chocolate also symbolizes a lot of things like joy, love and bond between lovers. Therefore, birthday cakes are making people express love to one another.

Birthday cakes are also good in making people still hang around after most of the events of a birthday party. In most cases, after eating, singing and playing, cakes are used in keeping the environment lively instead of having an environment which is boring.

Cakes are usually associated with sweetness, especially among children. Kids love sweet things and that is why they always see a birthday or any special event as the time to enjoy. For your birthday cake, you could choose chocolate cake. Children and adult would love that. You could also prepare cake that is not too sweet in case of adult guests who are not too interested in sweet things or who are diabetic. Having this combination ensures that everyone has a nice time at your birthday party.

There are ways you could prepare good cakes which everyone would love. Adults like themes like a diary, a champagne bottle, or things which depict a favorite sports character. Therefore, cakes for adults do not need to be that vibrant. You may just have something simple with the name and good wishes of the person written on it. In the case of cakes for kids, you should consider what kids generally like. In the case of birthday parties for children, you could have designs showing baby blocks, puppies, teddy bears, blue skies, flowers, yellow ducks and the like.

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eyesofcuriosity · 2 years ago

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All the Lovey Dovey Asks for our princess c:

/jfc babe go easy on me hereee >A> jk ofc ty for sending all of theseeee

💝 - What does your muse think about true love? Is it real, or is it something of fantasy?

In all honesty, she has been in love a few times, and each time she would give her best to make things work. Sadly though things would backfire and burn, even with that past not-so-great experiences she refuses to completely stop believing in something like true love. Since she is a romantic soul who believes there is someone for everyone and she would be happy to grow old with her partner and make fond memories.

💋 - Who was your muse’s first kiss?

A senior in her high school per se, she deeply admired him and well they did eventually get together over shared hobbies. It was a clumsy and sweet kiss between two teens who were still testing waters.

🧸 - What is your muse’s ideal date?

It really depends on her mood, it's not hard to please her honestly! Be it an outdoorsy picnic, exploring a city, or going on a small romantic getaway from all the hustle and bustle she won't object. For more indoor options a homemade meal, a goofy movie, or dancing around the room is another fun way to keep her happy.

🌹 - What would be the best romantic gift for them?

Something personal and thoughtful, it can be anything as long as it reminds her of him! Even something silly like figures or little notes she will cherish and keep those little gifts either on her shelves or in a neat lil box :>

🤞 - Does your muse believe in true love? Who is their true love if they have one?

Once again yup she does wholeheartedly, and well she hopes she did!

🍰 - What does your muse feel about marriage?

She has no qualms about it as long as the bond is based on mutual trust and it is something her potential partner wants.

❣ - Is a holiday the right time to confess your feelings to someone?

Personally, she doesn't mind it, though she might a bit critical about how over-commercialized it is buuuuut.....she won't reject a romantic gesture. Still in her eyes if you love someone any day is a good day and not just a holiday <3

💐 - If your muse’s crush/love was a flower, what kind would they be?

Hmmm, she would say Hawaiian hibiscus knowing that he loves warm weather, and the bright colors remind her of his hair and eyes. It eye catchy and vibrant but also a delicate flower that deep down needs to be handled with care :3

🍑 - If your muse’s crush was a fruit, what kind would they be? Why?

A tangerine! Fresh, tasty, and can be used in all kinds of ways, perfect to nibble on a hot summer day and when you wanna relax~

📢 - If your muse could say one thing to a previous love, what would it be?

Hooo boy that is tricky since her previous lover was pretty much older than her and different in personality wise but she would say something like this.

"I do wish you all the best, there were a handful of disagreements between us but I'd like to believe this bond we had was a good experience for both of us. May you proceed to chase your ambitions but I'd advise you to remember to take care of yourself and the people around you better "

💎 - Does your muse prefer to plan romantic dates, or do they prefer to be taken on them?

Ah, both are fun in her eyes. Nessa does love and appreciates surprises as well as thought-out dates too. She likes to spoil her partner whenever possible and will usually put him first! But if he wants to do something well who is she to say no?

😳 - Does your muse prefer asking or being asked out?

She might be bold but for the most part, she was the one who was asked out instead of another way around.

💞 - Is your muse a snuggly person?

Very much so! Especially in private she loves to be in his arms and if it's cold she will bring plenty of blankets to stay warm!

👅 - Is sex a must post-date?

Not necessarily, but it depends on how the date goes. If things do get heated ey..... she shows a bit less shy side of her.

#ic #answered #lovey dovey feels #here ya go ya nerd #hawks x nessa

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writingsofwesteros · 2 years ago

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hi darling ❤

I hope you are well, I saw that your applications were open and I was wondering if you could write for yandere/obsessive Otto x innocent reader (viserys's daughter)(reader is a year younger than rhanyra) who has been married to him for a year and is pregnant (7 months) and she begins to suspect Otto and his possessive attitude towards her so she decides to talk to Alicent (Alicent already gave birth to Aegon) she comforts reader but then informs her father 😉 (reader is Alicent's friend and although she was upset because she married her father (Viserys) I support her despite everything and continued to be her friend so she has a yandere/platonic obsession with reader and supports her being with her father) thanks and sorry for the text so extensive 😩 take care of yourself ❤❤

AN:Hi, loved your idea and hopefully I was able to write what you wanted x

The soft sun shining through the beautiful balcony and its sheer curtains had your eyes scrunching up for a moment. A soft moan of discomfort escaping you as you slowly move to wake up. Your hand almost instantly moves over your stomach as you moved to rest on your back.

You softly smiled at yourself as you remembered how quickly your life had changed. You were lucky to have such a loving father and equally loving husband. It had been a shock to you at how sweet Otto was. You reached for the bedside table as you slowly moved to stand. Your white underclothes flowing as you moved.

Thankfully, the stress of the earlier months seemed to have fallen away. You weren’t sure how much more you could have handled. You weren’t sure you could have gotten through it without Alicent and your husband. The relationship between you and Rhaenyra was in near ruins. It had you wondering if such a bond could have been so strong to begin with.

Those were thoughts for another day. A soft yawn escaped you as you looked back towards the bed. Otto’s side was empty like it usually was at this time of the day. A sweet smile came over you as you thought of your husband. It wasn’t long before you wondered where your maids were.

You were about to place a robe around yourself in search of some water when the door opened. Your main two maids wandered in and you softly smiled. “I was wondering where you both were.” You whispered sweetly as another soft yawn escaped you. “Thank you.” You hummed and took the water from them.

“Oh, we have to greet…” You looked over your shoulder in confusion as the maid stopped talking. “Here you go.” The older one gently placed the tea that helped with difficult pregnancies. It was enough to distract you for a moment and you missed the scolding look one of them sent to the other.

“Thank you.” You whispered and struggled to take it. “Can they never make it tasty?” You asked and their giggles were your only answer. “Can you help me dress?” You gently asked. Usually you could do it yourself and preferred it but the pregnancy had you needing more help than you liked to admit.

“Of course, Princess.” You ducked your head as the smallclothes were changed. Your sensitive breasts pebbling in the cold air as you move your locks from your shoulder. The maids placed a pretty, forest green gown with red decoration on you. The silk flows nicely instead of clinging to your body.

“I’ll do the rest.” You gently spoke and looked at them through the mirror as they bowed their heads. You softly hummed a song to yourself as you moved around your vanity and tried to find the gifts Otto had given you. “Of course.” You rolled your eyes and moved to kneel; they had to be at the bottom.

“Love, what are you doing?” Otto’s deep voice came from behind you as the door fell shut. “Trying to open this.” You sighed and looked up at him with a soft smile as he practically melted for you. He reached and gently moved you to your feet. “You should be resting.” He hummed. His hand moving to your stomach before easily opening the draws.

“Hm, not fair.” You whispered and gently placed the golden bracelets on before turning around to the mirror. “Did you rest well?” Otto followed you and wrapped his arms around your middle from behind. “I did, thankfully.” You hummed and rested your head back after placing the earrings in.

He gently placed a soft kiss to your neck that had you near shivering as you hummed. “Where have you been?” You softly asked and fought against the softness coming over you as he traced his fingers through your locks. A soft gasp escaped you when his hands traced up the sides of your breasts that were far too sensitive to be touched.

You didn’t even realise as his lips found yours that he hadn’t answered your question.

It was only when you realised Daemon had returned and left in one day that news was being kept from you. By Otto. You knew it wasn’t the first time either as memories of his possessiveness came through your mind now. How had you been so blind? You had to speak to Alicent.

She would understand, you were sure of it. “Oh, I didn’t realise you were with company.” You softly babbled as your eyes caught sight of Larys who bowed. “Princess..I was just leaving.” He locked eyes with the Queen as you moved towards Aegon to keep yourself distracted. His soft cries stopped as he saw you.

“Is something wrong?” Alicent gently asked. Her eyes softened as she watched you giggle to her son. It was the most attention he’d had off anyone but herself and her father. “He’s a beauty.” You whispered and hoped she wouldn’t notice you hadn’t answered her but the Queen was more like her father than you’d ever know.

“Y/N…” Alicent gently moved closer and took your hand. “You can tell me anything.” The Queen whispered as her fingers moved through your locks. “I promise.” She hummed and you could only duck your head. “I fear for your father’s obsessive tendencies.” The words fell without warning.

Alicent had wondered when this conversation would arise and it had shocked her it had taken you so long. “What do you mean?” The Queen asked in false ignorance. “He doesn’t tell me anything. I can hardly go on my dragon…maybe I should go to oldtown.” You began to babble now.

“Shhh, Y/N.” Alicent gently moved you to her bed. “This is all for your protection. He fears for the child you carry and your own health.” She began to whisper the half truths. Alicent was glad the pregnancy cover could last and knowing her father; it wouldn’t be long before you were with another child.

“I understand that..I just, it’s so intense.” You whispered out, ducking your head once more before placing your head on Alicent’s lap. Her fingers moved through your locks as she comforted you. “I know, my sweet. He means well. Truly he does.” Alicent continued to whisper in your ear.

“Has Daemon gone now?” Alicent whispered to her father who sat in front of the fireplace of her room. His eyes are always on you as you sleep soundly in the Queen’s bed. The soft snores of Aegon echoing around the room. “Yes. He won’t be returning for a while now.” Otto hummed; his smirk widening.

“Good. We don’t need his presence.” She whispered out as her father only hummed his agreement. “You need to be more gentle with her.” Alicent looked over her shoulder. “Was this the first time she has come to you about such matters?” Otto asked as he finally stood from the chair.

“Yes, of course.” Alicent whispered and watched her father move to your side. His hand gently moved to rest on your stomach as you softly hummed. Your head falling to the side as Otto leaned in and gently captured your soft lips. “I’ll make sure I’m more subtle.” He whispered to the dark room.

“Good.” The Queen muttered to herself. She couldn’t have you leaving her too; not like everyone else. “You should go before she wakes…we can’t have her knowing you were here.” Alicent hummed and moved to stand too. The two Hightowers watched as the sleeping Princess rested; completely unaware of the dangers surrounding her.

#otto hightower x reader #request

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dark-frosted-heart · 3 years ago

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Hi hi!

I was wondering, since you read Sariel's route and others ones.

How is the relationship with our Sadistic Devil with all the suitors (which mean also the new trio if there is something)?

Or even how it was? And why it changed?

Thanks for always answering my questions!

Actually, when Sariel’s route came out, there was a collection event that consisted of stories related to Sariel’s past and present relations with each prince.

Currently, almost every prince is a pain in Sariel's ass and a constant cause for headaches and stomachaches. If not a pain, then someone that Sariel would worry over. All the princes, minus Luke (because he didn't come to the palace until a little before the start of the game), Chevalier (because Chevalier), and Jin (because closeness in age), were cute back then. But still a pain.

Also in Sariel’s route, Chevalier says that Clavis and Nokto are attached to Sariel.

Luke Sariel didn't learn of Luke's existence until recently, when he heard rumors of a guy resembling the king, so he went to investigate and confirm. The king asked Sariel to take care of him as well, as a potential successor to the throne. And so bring him to the castle he did. Sariel has trouble reading him sometimes, but he does his best to make Luke happy since he's following the king's wishes. Often times Sariel has to wrangle Luke for his lessons. Which may or may not include hanging him from a tree by rope...(did Clavis learn this from Sariel too). Sariel has a lot of patience and understanding, excusing Luke's sudden laziness as him not being adjusted to the life of royalty. Even allowing him to skip lessons on occasion if it makes him happy. But he still has to learn to act like a prince. He sees a lot of potential in Luke.

Jin Sariel wishes that Jin wouldn't teach Luke weird things. Currently, they're occasional drinking buddies. And as they drink, Jin tells Sariel about what the other princes have been up to lately. This was actually an arrangement the two had dating all the way back to when the previous king appointed Sariel to be the princes' instructor in hopes that this would stop him from "cleaning up messes" (it didn't). Of course, back then, they drank juice instead. Back then, Sariel saw Jin as a source to learn from on how to deal with the younger princes since Sariel never had experience dealing with innocent children. Jin had confidence that Sariel would be able to get along with the other princes.

The bond that these two have allows for Jin to do the dangerous things he does in his route while also having someone keep an eye out for him.

Yves They did not get on well back then when Yves was very young because seeing Sariel's face would make him cry. But now, Yves often brings the pastries and desserts he makes to Sariel, with the excuse that he made too much. And it was all because of one faithful day, a few months after he was appointed as instructor. He caught Yves wandering the halls late at night and accidentally scared him. Before Yves could fall, Sariel caught him. But the closeness and Sariel's attempt at smiling made Yves cry, so he pulls out a bag of the prince's favorite cookies, which he got from Jin. He apologizes for scaring Yves and tells him that he was planning on giving him this cookie. Taking the cookie, Yves asks Sariel if he likes sweets. Unfortunately, he's never had any, shocking the prince. He gives the cookie back to Sariel and pulls a cookie out of the bag so that they can eat together. After Sariel says it's good, Yves promises to teach him about more tasty sweets. And so goes away Yves' fear of Sariel.

Leon Sariel's never actually met the original Leon. He meets our Leon for the first time when it's time for his first lesson after "recovering" from his illness. The two get along well, with Leon able to handle rigorous lessons with ease and without complaints. And he enjoys talking with Sariel. Sariel's a bit suspicious about how quickly Leon's able to catch up, but he doesn't think much about it. Leon's comfortable enough to ask Sariel if he's doing things properly, and as an adult, ask Sariel if he's become more prince-like since then. He has, but it'd be great if he'd stop sneaking out.

Chevalier He respects Chevalier and sees him as someone that does in fact care about his younger brothers, if Chevalier telling Sariel that his lessons would be more useful toward Clavis and Chevalier always being the target of assassinations are anything to go by. He's not scared of Chevalier at all and doesn't think he's as bad as others say he is. Especially when the book he's currently reading was one recommended by MC. Sariel also depends on Chevalier to reign Clavis in.

Clavis These two DO NOT get along well at all now. They're like oil and water. Understandable since he's creating a lot more work for Sariel. But things were different back then. He was such a cute child. Clavis finds Sariel picking a lock one day and begs Sariel to teach him. Sariel eventually gives in to the boy's curiosity and sparkly eyes. Not without asking him to promise not to go pick random locks. Clavis promises and calls him master (shishou). Clavis' never-ending curiosity and eagerness to learn made Sariel impart all of his knowledge to him. Which he has come to regret now. Where did that cute child from long ago go? Though he may always have a reason for his pranks, they're always too destructive. Except for the pranks played on Sariel. Those don't have a meaning. Other than to maybe vent.

Though Clavis is annoyed with Sariel getting in the way and ruining is fun, given his need for attention, I also think of this as a game for him. Because he knows that Sariel will always respond to it.

The Twins I think the three were pretty close back then, before the incident on the twins’ 10th birthday. They were comfortable enough to snuggle and nap against Sariel as kids. And when he was with them, sometimes he’d forget that he was the “devil”. But they were always so mischievous with him, always hiding and making Sariel look for them when it was time for lessons. He even promised to eat their carrots for them if they showed up. They had it hard enough already though so he could never really scold them. There were also times when the twins would play a game where they’d swap with each other and see how long it took for Sariel to notice. The twins changed a lot since the incident, but Sariel’s still aware of their true thoughts. They can’t hide anything from him. He worries for Licht and wishes for Nokto to turn down the womanizing.

Rio A noisy, but loyal dog. However, Sariel knows that Rio is very capable. In fact, he hired him because of the murderous intent in Rio’s eyes when they first met; he thought he had a lot of potential. When Rio tells Sariel that he wants to resign from his position as MC’s butler because he realizes that his identity will also get her hurt, Sariel talks him out of it with some stern words and some reverse psychology.

As for the 3 new princes, there isn’t a lot to go off of yet. But they’re definitely causes for additional headaches. Mostly Silvio and Gilbert. He knows that something’s up with Keith, but isn’t certain what it is. Sariel and Gilbert...are civil with each other. Sariel did go warn Gilbert when he learned that some Obsidian forces were plotting to kill him.

#ikepri ask #Sariel noir #ikepri sariel

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greenshirtimagines · 4 years ago

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Baking With Bnha Boys (Izu, Todo, Mirio)

A/n: Why do I find headcanons so difficult to write??

(Masterlist)

Izuku

Personally, I don’t think he’d be the worst in the kitchen

He did make Eri that candy apple, after all

He’d be good at following the directions

But

Will definitely overthink things

“‘Zuku, it doesn’t have to be exactly 1 cup-”

“But won’t it mess the recipe up?”

Will probably continuously pour ingredients in and out of the measuring cups trying to make them reach the exact measurements so please stop him

Don’t even let him think about weighing the ingredients I beg of you

Is overprotective of you and will definitely get distracted in making sure you’re wearing oven mitts and ends up burning himself

Go ahead, kiss it better ;)

Don’t tease him about his muscles while he’s mixing, he’ll definitely get flustered and accidently fling ingredients out of the bowl

Then he’ll get flustered when you make him wipe your face off

Once again, it doesn’t matter if you’re baking a layer cake or cookies, he’ll try to make sure they’re exactly the same size

“Alright, time to take them out of they oven”

“But the timer hasn’t gone off yet?”

“It’s okay, this oven tends to bake things pretty quickly”

“Oh okay. Are you sure?”

“It’s literally my oven-”

Is really proud that whatever you baked is tasty, 100% brings some to his mom

Maybe you and his mom can even exchange recipes :)

His mom loves you, by the way

Your biggest shipper

Anyway

He will definitely use it as an excuse to see you again

He still gets embarrassed to ask you out even if you’re dating, but can you really blame him? You’re such a catch

Will also volunteer to wash the dishes for you but please don’t abuse that

Todoroki (+ Family)

You can’t tell me he knows what to do

“What’s a tsp? And why’s it different from a tbsp?”

If you need to melt something, he will probably try to use his fire

Please just tell him to use the microwave

Is very exact in his measurements, but easily accepts it if you say it doesn’t matter too much

Understands that there’s probably a difference between granulated, powdered, dark, and light brown sugar, but doesn’t know what

Thinks he can chill ingredients by using his ice

You have the freezer for a reason, please just make the most of your appliances

“I can try using my fire instead of the oven-”

“It will reduce the electricity cost”

Don’t let him do that either

Just use the oven

Has no clue how to decorate

Anything

Just sort of stands there awkwardly

Ends up trying to copy you but fails

Still, he gets points for effort

Probably doesn’t have a preference between baking or cooking or anything, I think he’d just be happy to spend time with you

Also brings some to his mom

She loves you too

But she especially loves the look in her son’s eyes when he talks about you

If you give him extra he’ll also give some to Fuyumi and Natsuo

Oh look, Biggest shippers number 2 and 3

Fuyumi will definitely invite you over to bake/cook with her

You two definitely bond with each other and she loves hearing you talk about Shouto

It means so much that he has someone in his life like you

Natsuo is banned from the kitchen after interrupting your talk and constantly teasing you about his brother and the wedding date

And stealing too many cookies

Todoroki has a broken family but they’re really fun??

Endeavour doesn’t get your baking until he proves himself worthy

That’s right mister, YOU have to be the one to prove your worth

Not just anybody gets (Y/n)’s baking

It’s a blast, really

You’ve already won over your (future) in-laws :)

Mirio

This clown spills flour all over himself to make you laugh

It’s not so funny anymore when he inhales the fine particles and hurts his lungs please be careful when baking

10/10 will start a food fight with you “on accident”

Don’t get raw egg in your eyes unless you want salmonella

Definitely wins

He doesn’t really know anything about baking?

Despite knowing this fully well, will also move onto other steps before you’re ready

Doesn’t ask you how to do anything either

“You know microwaving chocolate at 100% will burn it, right?”

“Oh really?”

“Did you just put a metal bowl in the microwave?”

“Yeah! Oh was I not supposed to?”

Probably doesn’t realize how strong vanilla extract is and likes to up the amount from 1 teaspoon to 1 tablespoon

Or heck maybe even 3 you better watch him

“If we bake these cookies at a higher temperature, will they bake faster?”

He probably knows better (with some of these things), but he likes to see your reactions

Unlike Izuku, he will intentionally burn himself so you kiss it better

Don’t let him get away with this it’s not okay

Likes to add in other weird ingredients to see what happens

He’ll try to shape cookies into hearts for you

“I’ll name this cookie (Y/n), cause it’s a sweetheart! Get it? It’s shaped like a heart and it’s sweet? And you’re just as sweet-”

Please accept his terrible puns

He knows they’re bad

You know he knows they’re bad

He knows you know he knows they’re bad

You know he knows you know he knows they’re bad

Will give you a surprise kiss out of nowhere

“I wanted to see if you’d taste like cookies!”

Overall, he’s fun to bake with

But please keep constant watch over him, you never know what he might do

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celestialmango · 2 years ago

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1) Hehe, thank you for liking my ideas and thought. I'm a sucker for mythology and various monsters, soni like to think about all the different elements different types of monsters or creatures would have :D I can imagine centipede Glitch in that situation giving no context at all of protecting reader by swallowing, just hearing the others fretting and working and he goes something along the lines of "Let's just eat, eat eat them" While the others are horrified as dear reader is not food XD Both

2) are good, it's interesting possibly to have a more sweet centipede moon in one story (unless he is still an utmost gremlin who has had to be a gremlin towards reader at a distance and has had time to bond and is just too panicked about injured reader to even think of being a gremlin like Glitch) and a more mean moon in the other. Its been a long time since I watched men in black, I forgot that scene, but remember the one in the 2nd film ~Shy

🥭: ah, the worm lady, I remember her. As for Moon being sweet in the zoo that's cause soft Moon is in that one.

The alien one is Moon not wanting witnesses telling on him and Sun before Sun can get the ship off world, before he nommed them he really was planned to let them out before they left but...

Moon had never eaten a human before and found out humans were delicious plus their struggles felt amazing so he decided to keep them as a tasty treat/pet he would nom over and over again instead.

He did not plan on letting Sun know about them until they were very very far away from the planet he stole them from.

The boys have these venomous venomous fangs and appendages on their mouths like the bug alien in the first men in black for dragging prey in fast and keeping them from escaping while they're being swallowed alive.

For those who don't know what scene I'm speaking of here's the scene.

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Ye, boys have mouths similar to that.

#mango answers #🎃☀️🍬🌕🎃

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ridiasfangirlings · 2 years ago

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Shiro, Anna, and Munakata hosts a Christmas Party for their clans together and there's an exchange gift but instead of there being a specific person they'd be giving stuff to, all the gifts would just be in a pile and everyone is given a chance to take a random one. What items do you think the main cast from each clan would bring as a mystery present?

Inter-clan white elephant would probably be a fun time, Munakata planned a nice new bonding activity. Like it’s Christmas and the three clans decide it would be a good idea to celebrate together. Munakata has been looking up fun workplace activities and suggests the white elephant, where everyone buys a random gift and then they all choose one of the gifts not knowing what’s inside. The other clans think this could be fun, it’s much easier than having to figure out what to buy for someone specific and it’s not like anyone would bring anything too weird (famous last words).

On the S4 end, obviously Awashima buys something anko-adjacent, like maybe some specialty anko sweets from her family’s shop or a nice anko cake or a History of Anko book, something like that (Munakata, Fushimi and Kusanagi all conspicuously avoid her gift because they have suspicions). Munakata definitely goes for some kind of puzzle, he has to be gently reminded that this is a gift for other people so please don’t buy anything too difficult. He decides to get a custom puzzle of the S4 Christmas card, luckily his present is easily picked out due to the shiny blue wrapping paper and Awashima selects it. Fushimi literally doesn’t care and was forced into this party against his will so he probably just tosses some Caloriemate and expired lottery cards in there or something.

Homra is a bit more thoughtful, I’m sure Kusanagi picks out like a good bottle of wine or something. Anna I could see making something or at least doing some extra decorating, like Kusanagi helps her pick out some nice bath scents or lotion and she decorates a little holder for all of it and puts it in nice red wrapping paper. Kamamoto chooses something with food, like a baking set or some fried rice that just needs to be warmed up, something he thinks would be tasty. Yata probably has no idea what to get and ends up picking out things he likes, like action figures or a small cheap handheld game or one of those tiny skateboards you move with your fingers, stuff that he thinks is cool.

The Silver clan are a mix, Kuroh definitely considers his gift carefully. I could see him choosing like a selection of good spices, maybe ones specially chosen that match well with the flavors of the season. Shiro finds a kids home science kit and thinks it would be funny to buy that, like oh hey someone could make a small homemade volcano what could go wrong (what goes wrong is Munakata chooses that one and his glasses immediately start shining). Neko is less discerning, imagine she proudly says she found a gift and it turns out to be like some half-eaten rice crackers and an actual whole dead fish, she would want a tuna so why doesn’t anyone else seem to appreciate it.

#k project #Talking K #...Fushimi gets the tuna #his luck is just like that #Neko kindly offers to take it if he doesn't want it #Yata gets the Caloriemate and is like seriously Saruhiko you could at least *try*#imagine the alphabet squads get in on this too #what poor soul gets Gotou's mysterious possibly cursed gift

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gnocchighoul · 4 years ago

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The boys (+undateables?) reactions when they discover MC is actually a vampire?

....so I’m a dingus and didn’t realize that this was also for the undateables and just wrote it for the brothers, my bad 😅 Part two maybe? 👀

WARNING: as this is about vampires, it’s a little bit morbid. I strayed away from being too graphic, but y’know. Vampires. There’s death and blood and such.

Enjoy! :D

Lucifer

In hindsight, he really should have figured it out on his own.

But it’s not like he’s been around enough humans lately to know what Normal human behavior is.

So he just kinda took your... quirks at face value.

So what if you’re far too comfortable with the Devildom’s constant state of nighttime? Solomon doesn’t seem to mind it either, so maybe humans are just more nocturnal now.

And perhaps your Very Strong aversion to garlic is a little odd, but Mammon wouldn't eat it either for the first 600 years of his life, so it’s not that weird.

You’re also not phased by constantly being surrounded by demons and monsters, which is a little strange, but maybe you’re just like the ancient greeks. A monster fucker.

You feeling right at home in the Devildom is auspicious for the exchange program, so he doesn’t bother dwelling on it.

Though maybe he does find it a little bit weird when you really insist that he start drinking cranberry juice.

(It’s just for health benefits of course, totally has nothing to do with you prepping your next meal)

So what, you may ask, triggers his big lightbulb moment?

You fall off the roof.

And you just get right back up.

Now he knows that humans aren’t supposed to be THAT durable, so he stops you from scaling the side of the fucking house with your bare hands, and very eloquently asks you, “What the fuck?”

You shake him off. “What? Mammon and I are playing roof-ball.”

Lucifer stares. “You fell. I saw how hard you hit the ground. You should be dead.”

You laugh. “Dead? Just from a little fall like that? Are you serio-ohhh wait. You don’t know, do you?”

You give him your biggest, cheesiest grin and—oh.

Fangs.

...And now he understands why you want him to drink cranberry juice.

Mammon

You are, by far, the weirdest human he’s ever met.

Which is saying something, because Solomon is literally just a few blocks away.

Seriously, despite camping out in your room nearly every single night, Mammon has never seen you sleep, he’s pretty fucking sure that sometimes you don’t even breathe, you won’t step foot into the House of Lamentation unless someone invites you in, and who the hell hates garlic that much??

But you’ve also expressed your intense dislike for crosses, so he supposes that you’re not unredeemable.

Just weird.

But it’s incredibly annoying how you wont sleep. Your tossin’ and turnin’ is killing him, why the fuck can’t you just settle down? You need to just put your DDD down and sleep already, dammit.

He sits up, ready to tear you a new one—and pauses.

“Um,” his voice is high, somewhat uncertain, and your eyes snap over to look at him. “Why are you looking at coffins for sale?”

You sigh, a bit wistfully. “I just can’t stand sleeping in a bed anymore. I didn’t want to be rude, so I really did try, but it's been a couple hundred years since I last had one and it’s just murder on my back. I think I’m gonna just have to get a coffin. They’re so much more comfortable.”

Briefly, Mammon considers running.

Instead, he says, “What the fuck?”

You quirk an eyebrow at him. “You do know I’m a vampire, right?”

...What the fuck—

Mammon lays back down—crosses his arms over his chest with a huff and pretends that he isn’t totally freaked the fuck out. “‘Course I do, don’t be stupid. Now go to sleep already.”

So that he can escape before you try to eat him.

“Mammon,” you sing, leaning over the bed to loom over him. He swallows hard—can’t look away from your sharp, toothy grin.

You coo, “I can hear the scared little pitter patter of your heart, darling.”

He squeaks.

Levi

Honestly, Levi is so so happy to have another irl friend who’s into video games that he looks past your strangeness.

You like to stay indoors and play games!! That’s something he has in common with you that his brothers don’t, and that’s all that matters!

...Though he does find it a little weird how sometimes you just kinda sniff him.

The first dozen times he nearly had a heart attack, and when he asked why you were doing it, he Really wasn't expecting you to shrug and say “I dunno, you just smell tasty”

Seriously. Tasty? Are you Beel or something, what’s that supposed to mean?!

He’s not entirely sure why you’re a bit of a shut in gamer though, because despite your, ah, quirks, you’re still so much cooler than he is, so what’s the deal with that?

When he asks, you just shrug and say, “Old habits die hard, I guess. Real sunshine hurts, but virtual doesn’t, so I just got kinda used to living through games and staying indoors.”

“Oh.” Levi’s a bit surprised, but sympathetic. “So, you sunburn easily?”

He’s not entirely sure why you’re laughing now, since that wasn’t a joke. He was just trying to be friendly :(

But then you hug him and he’s too flustered to be offended anymore jndcks

So, when does it finally click for Levi that you’re a vampire?

You guys are having a game night in his room.

He accidentally takes a sip of your caprisun and realizes, very quickly, that it is not the refreshing juice of a caprisun pouch.

He throws up a little bit.

And screams.

And maybe blacks out for a few seconds.

But when he finally calms down and lets you explain, he’s pretty damn enchanted, because this is just like Help, My Roommate Is A Vampire And I Didn’t Know Until A Vampire-Hunter Mistook Me For Them And Attacked Me!! :D

Satan

Satan considers himself to be somewhat of a detective, y’know. His brain is just filled to the brim with Big Smarts

Naturally, he puts that jelly thicc thought tank of his to good use and realizes very quickly that you aren’t totally human.

At first, he isn’t totally sure what you are.

And then a coffin gets delivered to the house, which upon seeing you cheer “Oh sweet, my new bed!!” aaaand he puts the pieces together.

You become somewhat of a case study to him. You’re the first vampire he’s ever encountered and he just wants to know everything and anything about your life.

He’s so intrigued by you.

But you frustrate him SO much.

He wants to know about how you were turned!! It’s not like he has any other vampires that he can ask about their experience!! And you fucking tell him a different story every day!!

“A cat jumped over my deceased body!”

“I was stabbed and the wound wasn’t treated with boiling water!”

“On a dark and stormy night, I came across a palace and the owner, a hospitable gentleman, let me take refuge there. But then, I quickly realized that I was actually a hostage, and when I tried to escape, that fucker turned me!”

“Nobody put an obolus in my mouth to pay the toll of the Styx, so Charon the ferryman sent me back! What a great guy.”

“A chupacabra bit me!”

Needless to say, he considers breaking the wooden leg off one of the dining room chairs and stabbing you with it, but the lecture he would get from Lucifer just isn’t worth the effort.

He’s gonna pull the truth out of you one of these days.

Asmo

“My my, darling, what sharp teeth you have~” Asmo purrs, lifting a finger to brush against them, doe-eyes wide and curious. “The better to eat me with, hopefully?”

You smile. “Something like that.”

And you fuckin’ bite his finger.

His scream is fantastic. If you actually draw blood next time, maybe he’ll even shatter the windows!

He swats your leg sharply with a silk folding fan and cries, “What if you had broken my skin!? Do you have any idea how much time and effort goes into maintaining this soft, supple skin?! What’s wrong with you, you psychopath?”

“Don’t hit me,” you pout, scooting away from him. “I couldn’t help it! You just smell so sweet and I haven’t had any blood in a while, so—”

“Huh?” Asmo blinks, looking a bit confused. Then recovers far too quickly and waggles his eyebrows at you. “Oh, so that’s what you’re into! What a pleasant surprise~”

You thunk him on the back of the head. “Didn’t anyone ever teach you not to tease a vampire?”

Asmo’s grin could rival the sun.

“A vampire?! Well why didn’t you say so sooner?”

He’s already taking off his shirt.

“Get over here already and take a bite out of me~”

Beel

When he finds out that you’re a vampire, his first thought is to worry over if you can eat normal food or not.

He’s very relieved when you tell him that you can, so long as you’ve had enough blood, but that garlic is a very big no-no.

Naturally, you two bond over how both of you never quite feel full.

It’s not uncommon for the other house members to find you two laying face down on the floor, tummies rumbling, whining about how you’re staaaaarving

You carry around snacks for him, and Beel makes sure that you’ve always got access to blood (whether that means stashing blood bags, letting you feed from him, or a combo of both ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )

He’s probably going to be the least weirded out by your ~undead tendencies~

Honestly, he’s a bit relieved by how strong you are. The last thing he ever wants to do is hurt you or see you get hurt, and it gives him peace of mind when he realizes that you’re actually pretty durable!

But it does give him a fucking heart attack the first time he sees you yeet yourself out a second story window to crush poor, poor unassuming Mammon.

He also really loves how your body temperature naturally runs cold. He’s a space heater, you’re an icicle—it just works. Snuggle time is good :)

He totally compares the size of your incisors with his jkdcnkj

He just thinks you’re really neat!!!

But he is very sympathetic about how you cant eat good garlic bread :(

Belphie

Listen.

We all know this emo boy is a vampire fucker, probably even more so than Asmo.

(He read Twilight. He saw all the movies. He had merch.)

(Fuck Edward and Jacob though, he was Team Alice all the way.)

(If he can stay awake long enough, he reads really shitty vampire romance novels.)

He just thinks vampires are hot, okay? He can’t help that his soul longs to be a vampire fucker.

Just accept it into your heart. Belphie already has.

So needless to say, he’s THRILLED when he finds out that you’re a vampire. He tries to play it cool though and pretends that he isn’t immediately trying to jump your bones dfghjkjh

He overheard you telling Satan that you got bitten by a Chupacabra, and they’re known for going after cows right?

He is a cowboy, y’know, guess you’re just gonna have to go to him now when you’re thirsty, y’know, since you were bitten by a Chupacabra. it just makes sense, really ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(No it doesn’t)

(But let’s be real, are you gonna pass up the chance to snuggle the shit out of him AND get a snack out of it? No. No you’re not.)

(He totally makes you arm wrestle Beel to recreate the “Iconic” twilight scene with Emmett and Bella.)

(When he realizes that you’re strong, he’s gonna make you give him piggyback rides, just like Edward and Bella :) and no he doesn’t care how ridiculous you both look)

#gnocchicanons #obey me shall we date #obey me headcanons #obey me hc #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #swd obey me #obey me

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