#boloss

[just-sp-in-inginthevoid]

TR English translation wishes it could be as fun as the French one

[sloubs]

imagine non seulement t'es né.e avec un utérus donc t'as tes règles à vie mais en plus tu sais pas avaler des comprimés censés te soulager. double peine

[randomnameless]

So considering how feudal nations work and if one is willing to focus on the lesser nobles, actual people (so not just showing Edelgard loyalists but those who dislike her too) and if Ludwig manage to escape capture, it would be reasonable to have a civil war happen?

I think it can since Hubert wouldn't just be able to get the network system of his father after murdering him, and the nobles of Adrestia are the worst in terms of opposition to social mobility and primitive form of gender equality, so the lack of civil war is stupid.

I base my thoughts on how France (I'm French too) had the Vendée rebellion and subsequent massacre and how devotion to the Church fueled support to the Spanish nationalists.

Adrestia is somehow the least interesting nation because of how it lack any of the noticeable internal strife shown, and Hubert being so effective at killing dissidents despite being only 20 (before the war) and having been at odd with many of the Seven who would actually have networks on their own is really Mary-sue ish.

I was a Edelstan at first (though I don't think too extreme) , but the more I see things, the more CF, SB and Edie annoy me (though the toxic fans are key in me stopping from preferring Edie).

Ooh!

Cher compatriote,

Thing is, Fodlan has been shown to be... not so feudal at all, especially the Empire.

I mean, Ludwig is jailed by word of the newest Emperor, when Ludwig is the PM and Edel was only the Imperial Princess at that time.

If we assume PM is just a big title (like the Fraldarius being Dukes) and in a feudal setting, Ludwig would have had a lot of lesser Houses and feudal Lords under his authority - the Emperor jails him? I can't see his bannermen - especially since this imprisonment isn't in reaction to anything he did (recently?) - just stand still and continue with their lives - how come no one reacts "wrongly" when he is jailed, in his territory, or the people affiliated to his name (maybe cousins, cadet branches, or what not)?

FWIW, Ludwig managed to escape and sort of mount a small army of men in SB... But that's nowhere what I would expect from the former PM - when we are told he was the one running things at the end of Ionius' rule - to have/raise, the number 1 of the country drops to a nobody by the heir of the puppet ruler, and apparently, the only ones number 1 can have to help him is 15 guys ?

I mean, Ferdie can have his Aegir personal battalion when he ends his paralogue (i know, it's a gameplay mechanic!) - can't we imagine the Aegir Astral Knights would have been something else than 10 dudes following Ferdie in gameplay, and be instead an entire battalion Ludwig could have used to defend himself, or at least run away with? Or imagine those knights tried to locate and liberate him from his prison in Enbarr?

Adrestia is so not developed that, as you say, it ends up being the most boring place of the three (even if I'll argue on this point : both Adrestia and Leicester are completely empty and without interest, but at least, Adrestia had some history landmarks to imagine things, when the Alliance has... Gloucester and his sheep, I guess?) - but at the same time, it could have been much more : Adrestian Emperors claim to descend from Jesus... but there's an Archbishop around (who is actually Jesus and not their ancestor (or is she?), but that's a secret!) so, to everyone who is supposed to buy the official story... Why should the CoS be administred/ruled by a random archbishop, when Jesus' direct line is still alive and kicking? Why should the Emperors share Fodlan - that was liberated by Seiros herself from corrupted people in the North ! - with the descendants of those corrupted people in the North?

The game instead gives us MAGA "Make Adrestia Great Again" with a resentment for the CoS that isn't explained (in Nopes, it's suggested the Emperor who disbanded the Southern church already was pissed with the Central Church!) and we can only guess it's either about Faerghus existing or something else...

I confess my only interest in Adrestia stems from the country being seemingly, during the WoH and post WoH the country were people are happy and peaceful etc "country of a blue lord", and then, 10 years after the end of the War of Heroes, instead of having some "and Renais was rebuilt and Ephraim became the new King of Restauration and helped everyone" we have "and then Lycaon dies mysteriously and the political situation is so "stable" that his successor duels for her throne", complete with a novel having in the background "and Adrestia still didn't leave the Roman Ludi and had northerners being torn apart by beasts as a form of entertainment"* which is, uh, very very very far removed from Marth'n'Tiki finishing their adventures and returning home.

As you pointed out, Adrestia, for what is developed in-game or mentioned about the place, is incredibly bleak and involves child prostitution, heavy class divide and an extreme misoginy in the current times... when it was created/overlooked, at least in the beginning, by Rhea herself ! When Rhea's current home is a rather peaceful place, Adrestia by comparison is a chamber pot, so what the frick happened there? 1000 years are 1000 years, but damn.

We don't have any intel about it - only mentions here'n'there that Hubert and Supreme Leader (but mostly Hubert because he can be criticised in game having a very... biased view of events and refusing to reconsider, but in the end, Adrestia... cannot be developed or have a civil war, because Adrestia isn't the focus of the story - from what we have, we already know it's a bleak place before and after Edel's coronation so... Her goal is to bring reforms to the world, but it's fitting enough that she doesn't deal with her own turf before bringing "reforms" to the rest of Fodlan.

There's also the very doylist reason of Edel having to be marketable, so in Houses, we cannot have people rebel on-screen for what happens in the Empire, else the Emperor... will not sell. Hell, Nopes had to have her brainwashed to have people react to Agarthans killing her randoms right and left, while the Nobles aren't doing a thing - always hammering the fact that "she's brainwashed so it's not her doing this or condoning this by not moving her army to protect her people it's Thales's fault".

Hubert being hyper-competent is an assumed trait at this point lol, unless he really really works with the Agarthans who lend him their tech and spy reports and whatnot. FE isn't a "realistic" as, say, ASOIAF, but without Hubert, Adrestia doesn't function and Edel's plans don't work so Hubert is both a McGuffin plot device (apparently he can pinpoint shambala because Thales fire nukes? Without access to any satellite?) and the character we all love.

Given how Supreme Leader planned her coup coronation and subsequent attack on GM - especially since Leopold already was in her pocket during the mock battle - I'm pretty sure Hubert, or Leopold's army or hell, some of her "allies" already envisaged this, and had either Aegir's "close allies" Hubert'd or monitored.

Or worse, imagine a scenario where Aegir runs to his friend Varley to explain him what happened, how the Emperor sent an army against him to usurp the throne and how they must warn everyone and Leopold to raise the army against her... Only to have Varley reveal he is now the Bishop of the Southern Church, and Leopold sided with her since the beginning...

I know it's not comparable, but Seteth (or some nuns?) mentions how he hasn't heard a thing about the faithful in the Empire... so either they were killed because they were practicionners of the Seiros faith, or because they rebelled/protested against the war and were, uh, disposed of (tfw the games never care about telling us who were the humans used to create the various imperial demonic beasts we see).

FWIW, I have a plotbunny idea where someone pretending to be Hresvelg bastard - with a crest of Seiros - wants to ask for Nopes!Rhea's help to support his claim to the throne, since Supreme Leader declared her war against the Church, he can put an end to it if he becomes Emperor, right? The CoS is torn between accepting "it would create at least some instability in the Empire, so the Kingdom could breathe a bit and maybe use this opportunity to finally fend them off if the Emperor calls back her troops in Enbarr" and "the CoS doesn't meddle in the affairs of humans like succession issues and only does so if it's to prevent a war but here you want us to create a civil war??"

*it's a novel so historical accuracy isn't that high, and yet, even if it's a porn book, why adding this detail in the background - just like people listening to music - I doubt it was written by a Faerghian writter so what, was this detail "northmen were slaughtered by beasts in the background and it was very funny lol" added just as a background thing, like fish being served as a meal ("historical" detail that might have been true!) or...?

[vespasien]

FUCK JE VAIS VIVRE AU BORD DE LA MER

[massivefanmilkshake]

Ma deuxième participation de l’an dernier au challenge des 1 an de RPZ avec une discussion entre Rotarez et White à la fête de mariage des Vagos

[coings]

j’ai tjrs pas d’argent mais faudrait que je commence un sport de combat ou que je prenne des cours de tir, n’importe quoi pour canaliser ma colère/rage/frustration (que je ravale depuis des années et menace dangereusement de déborder en ce moment). j’ai un mauvais pressentiment, comme si une force extérieure essayait de me prévenir “attention ma fille tu risques grandement d’exploser d’un coup comme tu n’as jamais explosé de ta vie et les dommages collatéraux seront grands”  

j’ai besoin qu’on soit gentil avec moi, qu’on me caresse les cheveux et qu’on me dise que je suis importante mais ça fait des mois que je me mange que du manque de respect, du ghostage, du foutage de gueule et des fausses promesses de merde left right & center jsuis à bout. 

[chaotictomtom]

SCREAMS jviens de voir jonathan b il a joué dans un film avec peter falk purée...yipee bordel

[perduedansmatete]

avoir une amie future naturopathe c’est l’entendre râler sur un gars et se moquer de lui après plus de deux ans parce qu’il a changé sa photo de profil sur insta pour mettre son oeil en gros plan et que selon cette amie sont iris montre qu’il a une santé de merde que ses intestins sont crados et que par conséquent c’est un boloss mais le tout c’est simplement l’iris qui l’a dit car l’iris ne ment pas…

[imanes]

faut casser tf1 lci et le boloss derrière bouygues là À LA GUILLOTINE

[blauesonnenblume]

ptite bd sur un ptit boloss qui date de décembre 2021… c’est scanné avec mon téléphone donc attention les yeux c’est terrible (et c’est dessiné avec les fesses aussi)

[dear-two]

je sais que quand je vais quitter l'usine mine de rien je vais avoir les larmes, je vais quand même essayer de pas pleurer là-bas comme un boloss plus de deux ans de ma vie dans cette usine, j'ai pris mes habitudes, je connais bien mon taff, il y a des gens auxquelles je me suis attaché du moins ceux qui ont sauvé quelques mois là-bas et certains que j'ai hâte de plus voir. mais on s'en va enfin pour la bonne chose.

[bienvenuechezmoi]

Il y a aussi les étapes de la vie qui te ramènent à la réalité la vraie@ :

Quand tu es à l'école tu veux être populaire puis tu te fais bolosse donc ton goal devient de passer sous les radars et avoir quelques potes.

Tu fais des études et tu rêves de travailler quelque part ou dans un secteur précisément puis tu y travailles et tu détestes. Ton souhait devient de simplement de trouver un job assez bien payé mais pas horrible, pour laquelle tu as un minimum envie de te lever le matin.

Tu rêves de faire le tour du monde, visiter pleins de pays, puis tu réalises que finalement ce que tu retiens de ton voyage c'est surtout avec qui tu étais peu importe si c'était à l'autre bout du monde, alors pourquoi pas aller visiter Tourcoing l'année prochaine ?

Tu rêves de fonder une famille mais tu découvre qu'un mec sur deux est médiocre alors le plus sur est de vivre avec des chats.

Tu souhaites avoir une vie rempli de nouvelle choses exaltante que ce soit professionnellement ou personnellement sauf que cela signifie des grand hauts mais surtout des grands bas très douloureux. Alors le mieux c'est une vie ni trop exaltante ni trop douloureuse donc assez plate finalement.

Tu souhaites faire pleins de trucs dans la vie pour chaque année tu aies des supers souvenirs et puis tu fais un burnt out et tu te dis qu'il n'y a rien de mieux que de ne rien faire. Les gens autour de toi font des trucs sûrement cool mais ne rien faire qui demande de sortir dehors c'est vraiment incroyable.

Tu fais des douleurs chroniques donc finalement même si ta vie est nulle, il n'y a rien de plus beau que de marcher dans la rue sans avoir envie de crever à chaque instant. Et c'est ça le vrai bonheur.

Si j'ouvre un culte lié à ces 7 grands principes de ma vie, ça s'appellerait "La vie tranquille, pas plus please"

[randomnameless]

Ce job je vous jure...

“Vous avez envoyé le courrier avant le 20? Je vous avais rappelé par deux mails séparés qu’il fallait que la personne reçoive le courrier avant le 30, on est dans le même département, normalement 10 jours d’écart c’est large même pour les baltringues de La Poste”

“oui oui - au fait aujourd’hui le 29, je viens de recevoir un papier de La Poste”

“C’est surement l’accusé de réception, envoyez-moi le carton rose”

“C’est un papier bleu”

“le papier bleu c’est l’accusé de dépôt - vous avez bien envoyé le courrier avant le 20??? Pourquoi il y a un accusé de dépôt daté du 29????”

Ça fait 20 jours que je suis rentrée de congés, et j’en peux déjà plus

[ehbahpu]

suis-je une énorme bolosse vous avez 55h

[poselyssvibz]

…. I watched Death Island, cause my friend hacked for me and well, I don’t remember much of it…. I mean well, Jill was girlbossing the whole movie, Claire was…..there? Rebecca was uh, there….

I mean I just remember Dylan is a communist and could have used that to make them really question things and what they were doing… but since his a bad guy, well…

But yeah Jill was girlbossing, Leon got thrown around and just « bolosser » like we say in french.

But yeah, Jill was cool, and Leon was a jokester and hot as usual….

So things could have been used and they didn’t….

I’m sorry I was so hyped and I’m just disappointed…. Don’t come for me… (I prefer Damnation… or even Vendetta)

Like even if Dylan wanted to destroy everything…. He’s speech was very right, and could have at least made them think a bit more…

[le-panda-chocovore]

La présentation des 5 virtuoses me fera toujours rire, sérieux on est dans Les Anges de la Téléréalité ou dans un animé comédie sur l'assassinat ?

Je pense chaque fois à la vidéo de Random Watcher "Des boloss qui boloss ?!?" c'est si réel