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tillwintercomes-blog · 8 years ago
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Carmilla Fanfiction Favorites of Mine
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Music To My Ears by Latchingontoyou
Sum: A highschool AU where the whole cast are all in band and orchestra and have their own secrets. The music unites them all in the end where they all become friends that help each other through the trials of growing up. Carmilla and Laura teach each other that love can help anyone survive even through the worst. A lot of angst and fluff. Not smuf. But there is a sequel with smuf. This series has made me cry and laugh spontaneously. It’s beautifully written and I would reread it again.
Find Me Through The Radio is the sequel to this, and it’s a lot of angst and it’s oh so wonderful. Warning: Both of these with kill you with fluff. Make sure to have kleenexs on hand.
Well That Was Unexpected by HollisteinFF
Sum: I really like this author, they have more works that I will mention because they are so good. This story is alot of smuff with some fluff and a plot that creeps up on you and turns into a mystery. It all starts out when Carmilla gets dragged into a strip club with her brother and she spots a small innocent looking honey haired woman that, ironically, goes by the name Honey, who she finds out is actually Laura. They start going on different escapades as they make their way through each other lists of fantasies, until Carmilla finds out that Laura may not be who either of them thought she was. There is also a sequel to this that I have yet to read, Unexpected Consequences by BloodandPaper, HollisteinFF
Good Enough by HollisteinFF
Sum: (This is a fanfic version of the movie Cruel Intentions. It’s beautifully done.) Like I said before, this author is amazing! This about Laura being a music prodigy and she gets accepted into a prestigious school, but before she goes her father decides that she needs to go out and do something besides just music. So he gets her to go to cheerleading camp where she ends up meeting a certain broody girl that has the whole camp of girls in the palm of her hands. (Literally. There’s lots of smuff) This certain brood also happens to be Laura’s new roommate. Which for the entirely too tightly wound blonde, may be the worst or best possible thing to happen to her. In the end they realize they may not be so different after all and that they both have issues. They show each other that love is possible and they can get through anything. Btw you’re in for a huge shocker in the end, and you’ll never expect it. So please grab some kleenexs.
Finding Real Love by KarnsteinRosenberg
Sum: Carmilla is royalty that forced into a life of obligations when at a very young age of 12 she was snatched away from the life she had grown to love. She learns that she must become true to her new self and accept it as the new heir to the throne.
Laura is a princess, who cares for her sickly father who just wants his little girl to be safe and in desperate times decides she needs to marry her off. The two girls lifes collide and they realize that they will need to work together in order to survive what has become their duties and responsibility for their kingdom. A really great story!! The only thing that I could complain is that english isn’t the author’s first language, but they do a good job otherwise. I read so much of this story in just one sitting. There’s 69(teehee) chapters full of angst, smuff, and fluff.
Where Your Treasure Is, There Will Be Your Heart There Also by churchofyourcurves
Sum: If you didn’t realize it from the title and the hint at Lily’s grave, this is a Harry Potter AU in which Laura and Carmilla and the rest of the cast are all wizards and witches that have grown into powers that require them to go to Hogwarts to learn about their abilities. Along the way Laura’s journalism desires get them all digging into things they probably shouldn’t until they all slowly unravel the secrets the school has to offer. This is a really nice twist for those that fell in love with the Harry Potter series and also enjoy reading about the Carmilla characters. Enjoy! Also when you’ve made it through (you’ll need lots of kleenexs with this one as well) all of the teenage angst, and fluff, (no smuff) then please buckleup creampuffs for the sequeal that it also has to provide. Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond.
Under Cover of Darkness by Heligena
Sum: Laura tries to sneak into the dorm that she shares with her broody vampire roommate. She comes home with injuries that she’s sporting from a long night and she doesn’t want to have to explain any of it to Carmilla. Her plan backfires when her roommate hears her shuffling around, and she ends up having to explain everything that eventually leads up to them unraveling the mysteries of the happenings that are taking place at the Silas University. All while they try and pretend they aren’t using it as an excuse to spend more time with each other.
This fanfiction is incredibly well written and has alot of mystery written into it that is nice to see along with hollistein. I feel like it really stays true to the actual show and what it had brought forth to all of us, but this is much darker and will not be easy on you. It has everything you could want in the story. Expect more good things from this author. This was beautiful.
Kept by Bodylikeabattleaxe
Sum: A zookeeper AU in which Carmilla is a Big Cat keeper and Laura works with the cute and fuzzy animals. They end up having to work together despite their differences in their job titles, and begin to see that you shouldn’t judge someone by their covers. This is a cute story that shows you the life of a zookeeper, but also shows you that love can be simple. It also can sneak up on you unexpectedly. Being a zookeeper can tug your heart in many different ways, so please creampuffs be prepared. But don’t worry, Hollstein will get us through it in the end. This has angst, fluff and smuff.
Fool’s Gold by whatsthedamage
Sum: I don’t think there is a creampuff left that hasn’t read this Highschool AU, but it’s always a honorary mention in my books. But this is about Carmilla and Laura going through highschool trying to figure out what they want, and come on people we all know that they are going to end up together, so why is it always so difficult for them to figure that out. Watch as these teenagers do everything in their power to avoid what everyone wants! Erjgh! Also this has to be one of my favorites for the simple implications of The Breakfast Club and Pretty in Pink. Yes, thank you so much for that!!! :D
Absolution by lordvoldyfarts
Sum: This has alot of smuff and makes me so happy they way they supplied it in context to plot and angst. Carmilla has to witness her roommate with her girlfriend, Danny Lawrence, everyday and all she can think about it how she so doesn’t care. Nope. It doesn’t bother her at all. She just can’t stop thinking about the little ball of sunshine, but it still doesn’t mean anything. That is until she realizes it means everything. Carmilla decides that she’s going to wait for the right moment and swoop in to get the girl of her dreams.
The Kind of People You Meet On Airplanes by alterocentrist
Sum: More of a short story, but not really. Carmilla and Laura end up sitting next to each other on an airplane. They are complete strangers that are in for a huge surprise. Inspired by David Levithan’s “The Number of People You Meet on Airplanes”. But please don’t go and read that short story before you read this fanfic. This fanfic is more of a short novella, but please read it so your little gay heart’s can get the well deserved break from all of the angst I had thus supplied. This one is an imagining of what might happen when you sit next to a stranger on a airplane. You never know who you might meet. Expect the unexpected.
Also there is a sequel to this one as well!  "Now We’re There, and We’ve Only Just Begun" Oh how I love sequels! It’s also so hard to give up on such a good story. Isn’t that why we are all here reading fanfics? ;)
Pandemic by Puntrest
Sum: An apocalyptic story where a virus breaks out and the whole cast have to stay in a facility, Silas, to survive the plague of the outbreak. They are the survivors and their sole purpose is to help find the cure for the others that exist outside of the walls. Laura and Carmilla have become roommates that know nothing about the other and Carmilla is determined to keep it that way even as determined as her roommate can be about trying to find out what really is going on within the walls of the Silas facility.
This is a really cute story that feels like I am also reading a zombie outbreak twist, but it’s not at all. It just has alot of mystery and plot twists that I solely enjoy. The love story between the two is really a nice break for all of the angst that builds up as well.
My Love is Like a Red, Red Rose by peerieweirdo
Sum: Carmilla and Laura both own stores across from one of each other. One day Carmilla hears the store next to her making an obnoxious amount of noise while in preparation for them opening up, which prevents her from sleeping at night. Running out of patience, she decides to take matters into her own hands and find out what all the ruckus is. Little did she know that such a small woman could make so much noise and turn her world upside down.
One is a floral shop and the other is a tattoo parlor. You’ll never guess who owns which.
Emancipation by ceceash
Sum: In a world where slavery is lawful, Carmilla’s mother owns her own business that puts them in the upper class in which requires them to have slaves of their own to keep their image. On Carmilla’s 17th birthday, she is finally old enough to own one of her own. She goes to the auction house with her mother, who has allowed her to pick out one of her own. Little did she know she would find one that she would like so much. In order to save the little honey haired girl from the greedy hands of the other auctioneers, she convinces her Mom to buy Laura to be Carmilla’s very own slave.
As much as this story seems like it’s pretty fucked, it really isn’t. It’s a good story, that has a lot of beautiful moments. It has it’s unnerving moments with the whole slavery ordeal, but it’s oh so oh so good.
On Your Ground by kaitlynsgonnakait  (tumblr prompt which is really cool)
Sum: Did you know that being intimate with your patient as a doctor is considered unlawful and a violation of hospital policies of the United States and is a justification for imprisonment? So did I, I mean Grey’s Anatomy, obvi, but it still makes for a damn good story. Carmilla and Laura knew that too, but the was the last thing on Carmilla’s mind when she got injured. It was ok, she had a really hot doctor to take care of her though.
Ohhhh soooo much angst. Ughh so good. And smuff with fluff of course. Pfft duh.
Secret Craving by catmilla
Sum: Carmilla is the new history teacher at the Silas highschool. The same school she went to herself. She never really liked school, so she surpised a lot of people when she decided she would teach, but it was her dream. College was finally over and she could finally pursue that dream. She’s nervous, but luckily there’s a little blonde girl that is determined to make her feel welcome to her new class and even more excited to “get to know her”.
Also, did you know that teacher-student relations considered sexual, whether consensual or not, is also illegal in public schools and immediate action of termination is required? Doesn’t this sound alot like that bloomington movie? Anyone else? No? Ok, well carry on.
The Trade We Choose by carmillasleatherpants
Sum: Laura needs a new job and she needs it stat. Luckily her friend LaF decided to put in a request for Laura to become the new personal assistant of the famous Carmilla Karnstein at Karnstein Industries until she becomes the new chairman in November when Carmilla turns 25. Or is she so lucky? When she looks at the reviews of how her possible new boss may act, maybe she isn’t as lucky as she thought she would be. At least that’s what the trail of previous personal assistants have said. Laura refuses to believe that anyone could possibly be that terrible.
This is reminds me of a better version of 50 Shade of Grey, but without the weird abuse. And it’s actually really good. Plus I’d watch this movie over and over again without feeling awkward, even while watching it by myself. *cringe* ok so not 50 Shades of Grey
The Black Cat by marissalyn14
Sum: Laura gets dragged to the Black Cat by her friends in order to get the birthday present of her dreams. Little did she know if would be a Kitty cat in a pretty black robe.
Little does Laura know her world would be turned upside down after she met the girl of her dreams. Maybe the Kitty isn’t as innocent as her name suggests.
This story a nice alternate twist to ‘That Was Unexpected’ that I mentioned before and it doesn’t disappoint. There’s smuff and fluff.
Veni, Vidi, Vici by standoutinacrowd
Sum: A HSAU, but what makes it great is that it has a nice twist of also being a stepsister AU. o.o. Hmm so the gothic broody useless lesbian and the bright and sunny popular girl’s parents decide to get married forcing the two to have to live together. Whats wrong with that? Everything! Carmilla has had a crush on the tiny blonde for 3 years. This can’t be happening! Now her crush is her stepsister. Ughh. (insert broody eyerolling).
On top of that Carmilla has a bad rep of rumors floating in the halls, no thanks to the beanstalk, so the ball of sunshine already has a bad image of her. It can’t get worse, right? Ha! The blonde is straight and her twin brother refuses to give up on his chances of getting in the cupcake’s pants.
This is going to be interesting. Smut and fluff.
-SHORT STORIES-
A Human, A Vampire, And A Werewolf Walk Into A Cliché by WaterBendin
Sum: A short story in which Danny, Laura and Carmilla all decide that they should get to know each other better by playing ‘Truth or Dare’. We all know the cliche of this one, but it turned out completely different than I thought it would. It’s really good.  
Coffee Sophistication by Muse92
Sum: Carmilla works at a coffee shop and she has become an expert at guessing what someone’s order will be. No one has ever surprised her with an order, until now when she meets a tiny journalist. Lots of fluff.
Shameless Smut Tropes by novaprospekt
Sum: I have never felt like a story has ever needed a warning in it’s summary, because well in my opinion I think it gives away the simplicity of the element of surprise. That can always make a story that much better. I have especially haven’t ever felt it necessary to add a warning to a story with a title such as this one, but there’s a first for everything. This story/stories has offended quite a few creampuffs, just because it pushes the boundaries, but if you think you can handle it I highly recommend it. I think it brings a refreshing change to the playground of the Hollistein AUs. I thought it was really good, and you get ample warning before each story provided. So far there are 31 or more stories listen and I think the author plans on adding more in the near future. Enjoy you dirty bastards! Shamelessly.
Anatomy Lessons with Professor Hollis by Fox_is_Fandumb
Sum: Smut with Fluff. Carmilla almost loses her job as the TA for her instructor, Professor Hollis, until Professor Hollis decides to sweep in and offer to tutor her student. The lessons go much better than planned. Maybe Carmilla actually knew a lot more than Professor Hollis had expected.
Special Delivery by bodylikeabattleaxe
Sum: Carmilla gets an interesting package in the mail. With all of the impending doom of Silas, Laura is interested in some change. Maybe this mystery package is exactly what she was looking for. Smut with Fluff.
Break Up to Make Up by littlemonster
Sum: Smut with some fluff. The title says it all.Could easily take place right after their breakup in season 2, but the author wrote it before it actually had taken place. It still reads as such.
In-Flight Distractions by Muse92
Sum: I want to say that the title says it all again, but I won’t be cruel. This is really good smut, about Carmilla having a fear of flying. Luckily she has a really cute distraction.
I plan on adding to this list as I go along. Please if anyone has more to add, tell me so I can make it grow. Ill probably read the stories or put them under as suggestions and add the name(if thats ok) of the person who suggested it for credit.
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misanthropiczombie · 3 years ago
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Well I get to vlame @bodylikeabattleaxe for my depleting coins in webtoon, it seems.
And now I guess so read the translated story since ce I. Cayggt up with the orv comic.
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district7 · 5 years ago
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The Evergreen Forest by bodylikeabattleaxe
Yes please, and thank you.
...Wish it was a little nicer to Peeta though. Just don’t read chapter 15 and that will take care of it just fine. :)
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roboscreaming · 5 years ago
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Tagged by @betwixtstarfall
1. Are you named after someone? I’m named after something. But no.
2. When was the last time you cried? 2-3 days ago?? I cry a lot for every which reason, a lot of them not even negative. My heart and tear ducts overfloweth.
3. Do you have kids? I have a lovely little dog. She is babey.
4. Do you use sarcasm a lot? Eh.
5. What’s the first thing you notice about people? How queer/queer accepting do they look and how much do they look like they like anime.
6. What’s your eye colour? ~chestnut~
7. Scary movie or happy ending? I mean, scary movies can have happy endings. I def can’t take too much negativity though. I tend to watch really lighthearted things after scary, dark, or intense stuff.
8. Any special talents? I can chug soda real fast.
9. Where were you born? Washington
10. What are your hobbies? Loving and adoring my gf, @bodylikeabattleaxe, doing the same thing that I do at work except for myself (digital sculpting), watching a heck of a lot of youtube, roleplay (allegedly), singing and playing musical instruments but never practicing, thinking it would be pretty cool to firedance someday.
11. Do you have any pets? See question 3.
12. What sport do you/have you played? I have touched a sports ball once. Didn’t like it.
13. How tall are you? 5′2
14. Favourite subject in school? I’d say art, but I went to art school so that’s kind of loaded? Maybe?
15. Dream job? Lately I’ve been thinking about being a self-employed action figure/art doll sculptor someday.
Tagging: you, if you want to!
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everlarkficquestions · 7 years ago
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Hi, I remember a while back I read a fanfic where Katniss goes to district 7 (post-mockingjay). She visits Johanna and ends up spending a week or so with her. They bond, go hunting, Katniss sees a moose for the first time. I believe that Johanna got over her fear of water and now lives by a lake. She also leaves food on the doorsteps of some houses. Sorry if this information isn't much help I can only remember bits and bobs - For all I know it's been deleted. Thanks in advance :D
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ao3feed-supercorp · 8 years ago
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Something Just Like This
by bodylikeabattleaxe
But she said, where'd you wanna go? How much you wanna risk? I'm not looking for somebody with some superhuman gifts...
aka the "Something Just Like This" songfic that no one asked for.
Words: 1423, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Supergirl (TV 2015)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: F/F
Characters: Kara Danvers, Lena Luthor
Relationships: Kara Danvers/Lena Luthor
from AO3 works tagged 'Kara Danvers/Lena Luthor' http://ift.tt/2o4eDqj via IFTTT
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unicornscissors · 7 years ago
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Fanart for <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/2669525">Kept by BodyLikeaBattleAxe on AO3</a> I didn't know I needed this until I found it (thanks to the Creampuff fb group), and if you haven't read it yet you definitely should!
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ao3feed-dctvfemslash · 8 years ago
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Something Just Like This
read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2o4eDqj
by bodylikeabattleaxe
But she said, where'd you wanna go? How much you wanna risk? I'm not looking for somebody with some superhuman gifts...
aka the "Something Just Like This" songfic that no one asked for.
Words: 1423, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Supergirl (TV 2015)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: F/F
Characters: Kara Danvers, Lena Luthor
Relationships: Kara Danvers/Lena Luthor
read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2o4eDqj
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roboscreaming · 6 years ago
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@bodylikeabattleaxe
some of you have never had a hockey player come up the produce stand the other day and it shows
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roboscreaming · 5 years ago
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Happy pride!!!!!! @bodylikeabattleaxe is my girlfriend and I love her so much!!!!!!!!!
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floradewdrop · 8 years ago
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sie lecken nicht meine pooper....bitte
“don’t lick my pooper....please” 
talking about not wanting butt stuff with my roommate
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goddesofawesomeart · 8 years ago
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Drew a small pic of my awesome roomie, Mazie! 
Drawn in Paint Shop SAI
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misanthropiczombie · 3 years ago
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@bodylikeabattleaxe​ YOOOOOO MVPPPPPPPPP I’m gonna rb this to my reference tumblr so I can pull this up easier lol. 
Bonus I have webtoon on my phone so I guess I know what im reading tonight :)))
STOP I'm dropping everything to send you ORV links
webtoon:
webnovel:
honestly the translation of the novel is so godawful that I'd recommend u stick with the webtoon and then migrate to the book if possible
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vhvrs · 9 years ago
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bodylikeabattleaxe replied to your photo: “@god: how was this not enough”:
I LOVE!! u could doodle in the white spaces~
trUE OMG. i. may consider that if i cant find any good stickers to put in omg
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splishsplashdragon · 9 years ago
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Lmao truth
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