#bobert's so baby...

[bobert-man]

He's so polite, sure hope no-one blasts him with a tomato based condiment!

[bobert-man]

literally me

kill it /j

[bubbleecloud]

May I request lee kevin and ler hatzgang? Those goobers would prob gang up on everyone in the spooky town

I like the way you think, Anon!

I am now the official bully Kevin blog hehehheeh!!

The Hatzgang causes so much havoc I swear- literally the bravest men tremble in fear when these goons approach >:))))

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[seunghyunjigglers]

fluent in yappanese ★ @seunghyunjigglers

ot8 skz members as liliza brainrot (actual quotes we've said)!

author's note: so we lowk ghosted all of you but trust our comeback is worth EVERY. SECOND. that we left you behind for. your mamas have cooked! we're actually so funny bye

chrizztopher ★ (chris)

nice try princess

this is me when i realise things i don't want to realise

#goinginto2025jorkinit

im having the time of my life besides the glue smelling like anal sex

mingo ★ (minho)

exactly!! im just a girlboss mommy like that

hyunjin get back in your cage

right he's getting edged for this

send me pics of when he starts balding x

changbidet ★ (changbin)

five sets of come to mama

me when he jorks it and by it i mean my sooby boobies

show those abs to mama

he should’ve not debuted with that fuck ass song

hyunjiggle ★ (hyunjin)

omg i hate the way newborn babies look

me and him after i jingle his bells

sad there was no gay twink on twink action like you prompted though

not me questioning the authenticity of her freak

handingle ★ (jisung)

no right if i don’t wanna get him pregnant do i REALLY love him

we're so talented and attractive and funny no wonder we bagged such baddies (each other)

i laugh at everything too (probs like 50% of people do i just think im him)

pickles No

yongbonkinit ★ (felix)

sleigh (slay but winter vers)

we love to see a man get his derp on

oh lawd better skedaddle

when the spinach hits harder than expected

seungmingler ★ (seungmin)

one backshot at a time!

please bobert please

but then i realize it’s fine cause they’re never gonna see it and im gonna end up in a ward anyway

a victorian child's immune system can't handle this

freakbobert ★ (jeongin)

i was a boss even at a young age

oh you better jig mama

racist why won't this load for me

most definitely things are about to get freaky as meta ai would say

[formosusiniquis]

any cosmo girl would have known

“Oh she did it for sure.”

“Steve!”

“Ten bucks, Bobert, don't give me that look last time we agreed double or nothing.”

“No,” Nancy insists. “This isn't Murder, She Wrote or Scooby-Doo or Columbo-”

“You saw who did it in Columbo at the beginning,” Eddie reminds.

“I know it's an awful show.”

Robin and Steve remain in sync enough to each get a hand on his shoulder to keep him from getting on the coffee table to defend the only good cop show in existence.

“I'm only pointing out,” she rewinds the VHS taking it back the two or three minutes they'd talked over before stopping it completely, “that this is a movie, not a drama with a repeated format that Steve can pattern recognition into predicting.”

“You haven't seen it already, right?” Robin asks. “The one rule of Monthly Middle-Aged Movie Night is you have to pick a movie none of us have seen.”

“No, I haven't seen it already. If you'll all remember when I asked you each to go see it with me I got,” he points to each of them in turn. “‘Wouldn't you rather see Tomb Raider?’ from double VHS, prestige cinephile and ‘That's too much pink for me, baby, you know I have that intolerance, maybe Rob or Nance will go?’ from my emo-isn’t-a-phase husband. And ‘I'm a little busy with this new story, Steve,’ from Nancy, the only one of you with a real excuse.”

“Some feminist you are, Birdie.”

“I don't want to hear it from you. I watched two of the blandest men alive pursue Renee Zellweger while the screen writers tried to convince us she was homely because you ‘forgot’ you had band practice.”

“You said you liked it!”

“It grew on me, but sometimes you just want to see a woman in a tank top. And I won't be shamed by the same man who cried during Beauty and the Beast.”

“I went with my sweet baby Lucy Joan, you miserable hag,” Eddie says, “and they turned that hot werewolf into a boring looking man.”

“You weren't into that? Look at who-”

“Why am I getting made fun of? Can we finish the movie?”

“No, I'm not going to let this be another Sixth Sense situation,” Nancy says, holding the remote hostage, she knows no one will try to take it from her.

“Ugh don't even bring that up,” Eddie groans, “Dustin still mentions it in at least one letter a year.”

Nancy nods, prim and proper, “Exactly, so tell us right now why you think she did it, then we'll play it again.”

“Chutney, the daughter,” Steve corrects, “have you even been paying attention? Her hair's permed.”

“And press play,” Eddie shouts.

“No,” Robin smacks his hands as he makes his ballsy play to reach around her for the remote. “Show your work, Dingus, even I didn't follow that one.”

“I don't always like the movies everyone else picks but I at least watch them. Her hair is permed, she said she was in the shower. She would have had to have been washing her hair if she didn't hear the gunshot and she has a perm.”

“You can wash your hair with a perm,” Nancy points out.

“You would know.” Eddie snarks, fingering the ends of his own hair.

“You can't wash a fresh perm, you'll fuck up the ammonium thioglycolate. Then you're out forty bucks and you've got limp hair. She killed her dad and lied about being in the shower.”

“Press play,” Eddie decrees again, leaning in close to Steve's side to purr, “it's pretty sexy when you go all hair care detective.”

His hand starts to slip below the blanket. “This is how we ended up with Lucy in the first place,” Steve reminds him, just under the sounds of the courtroom drama picking back up. It doesn’t stop Eddie’s hand from wandering until the movie’s climax starts getting closer, and Eddie’s attention is captured just like Robin’s and Nancy’s.

“Unbelievable,” Robin says, when Elle cites the perm salt.

“Never again,” Nancy swears, when Chutney screams her confession.

“Lucy’s been asking for a brother or sister,” Eddie flirts, as Elle reveals that any good Cosmo girl could have solved it.

No more movies with mysteries or twist endings for a while, they all agree, Robin can’t afford to keep betting against Steve.

[snoopsnoop07]

GUIDO MISTA FANFIC

by sophie and phoenix (Owner of account is phonix btw)

😍

chat. this is satire🍆😆😍

super DUPA sad. don’t read if you're depressed!!!!

You were assigned on a mission with Mista. Not just because you guys were a couple but because both of you genuinely worked great together. You were walking with Mista to find the stand user.”honey bumkins… you shyly said “yeah boo boo bear?” Mista said with a growl, Grrr!! “I-I-I-I-I-I-..... want to know how it feels to ride an F150 in the future…” I say flustered with puppy eyes. “Also I'm scared of the super big mega ultra mythical rare fight with the supa dupa bad guy!!!!!” “zont worry my wittle kitten whiskers i will protect you no matter what!!!” mista said with a growl and whispers in my ear “we will win this fight…… with the power of love and friendship! Anything is possible…. I’ll also let you know how to ride the f150!” he smiles with a smile sweeter than jolly ranchers, Yummy! suddenly a stand user appears!!!! and guess who it is???? STEVEN PATRICK MORRISSEY AKA MORRISSEY!!!! AND HIS POWERFUL STAND CALLED “DRAKES DICK” (i was going to do a The smiths song but SOPHIE started to diss The Smiths). “WATCH OUT Y/N! OR ELSE A DOUBLE DECKER BUS WILL CRASH US” he gasps and jumps! YEOOWCH!!! SUDDENLY HE USES DRAKES DICK AND SWINGS IT AROUND MISTAS NECK CHOKING HIM!!!!! WOWZERS!!! You gasp and wings and wolf ears started to grow out of you. you grab a mic and look at Morrissey “Steven… this isn’t you.. stop harming him… or else you’ll get it lil bro” your eyes start to turn red. But before I could do anything I heard a fart away voice “boys……. don't…. cry….” the voice sounds closer “he's right behind me isn't he…” I look behind me and OMG. BOBERT SMITH FROM THE CURE (we love the cure chat) “morrussy this isn't you!!!” Bobart said “i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i know you can be kind.. and n-nice.. pls dont do this!!!” “Take my hand, '' Borbart says while reaching out his hand. Morrussy takes it and they fly away together on a double decker bus being in love on a friday while singing a loveson (but then chewsday came so they didn’t care anymore because Friday they are in love) . you were amazed but then you remember your sweaty hot alpha bae boo boo bear boyfriend.. MISTA!!!!! you ran over to him “BAE, BABY, SNOOKUMS, TEDDY BEAR, LITTLE PEBBlE, MY PUPPY, MY BEAUTIFUL SUNSHINE NUGGET !!!”you said with tears in your eyes. m-m-my omega.. mista said while coughing up blood. no!!! pls don't leave!!! YOU SAID. “y-you still didn't teach me how to ride a F150!!!!!” Mista coughs blood again and smiles “p-p-p-p-puppy….. I was... going to propose to you today actually…” I start to tear up more! he takes out a small box from his pocket and gives it to me “let ... let me make you the happiest person in the next life y/n…..” he says with tears bigger than tsunami waves filled with musty salt and seaweed. I nod forcing a jolly smile on my face. He kisses me with tongue and everything. he pulls away gently. but then. Atticus gives you backshots, The end. ANYWAYS GUYS. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL AND SEE YA NEXT TIME!!!! like and suscribe or you will turn into the red imposter!!!!

[bobert-man]

Insane, every word of this is canon

[alloutofgoddesses]

S08E06 - Confessions

- Oh Oop

- I always miss the first part bc I’m ignoring KOAT

- Backing up backing up

- Hi Thena

- Hi Bobert

- Hi Eddie

- Hi Buck

- AN URN LMAO

- Hi Chimney

- PLEASE STOP

- Hi Hen

- Athena’s wig is different lol

- Mother

- So is Buck gonna get ashes to the face or is Eddie

- Oh good no one is getting ashes to the face

- Inevitable lol

- Oopsies

- I don’t think Mother will be coming with you

- CONFESSION TIME HEY EDDIE

- MIDDLE SCHOOL?!

- Hello Hot Priest

- Highlights lol

- Eddie phrasing my dear heart

- Aaaaaaaaaaaaa pain

- P A I N

- Well

- Again dear, phrasing

- So he has his priorities in order

- Bye Eddie

- You do deserve forgiveness btw

- Jee sleep regression?

- Oh???

- Giving Jee a sibling???

- I personally do not want Maddie to have another baby before we address what happened last time

- Oh

- Why is it special Buck

- Lakers. Tickets.

- TAKE EDDIE IF YOU WANT LMAO

- Slay Sara I love this for you

- SCREAM LMAO

- OH?!?!?!

- OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

- ABBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

- She did have amazing hair

- I am SO HAPPY rn this is incredible

- Congratulations everyone this is amazing

- This is gonna make Buck spiral so bad

- Aaaaaaaaaaaa he is SO BONES

- Another relationship that is dissolving

- Interesting

- Compelling even

- Oh ow

- Oh gross

- Very icky

- That is amazing joke

- He was sneezing a lot and yelling a bunch

- Gross

- Girl…

- Yeah I was expecting that

- Hehehehehehehehehehehe

- HA Maddie I love you

- Hi Josh

- There’s not another boy… yet

- Lmao

- This is amazing I am having a great time

- Well about that Buck

- He is very dishonest and has been very cruel in the past

- I will not stop judging him thank you though

- So real, thank you Glee

- Josh I love you but I will not forgive Tommy for being an asshole to Chimney and Hen

- Well TWO

- BILLION TONS

- Oh nooooo babey he keeps moving

- And we don’t want a collapse

- Eddieeeeeeeeeee

- You got this Miles

- Oof not two minutes

- That is a SQUEEZE

- I am breathing I am breathing breathing is happening

- Just like Wilmer Worm

- Yay!!!!!!

- Bro we gotta get you a Wilmer Worm audiobook

- Oooooooo we’re talkinggggg

- Oh Buck

- HE STILL HAS PHOTOS that insane man

- Well you were certainly that sweetheart

- And usually himbo is a compliment imo so

- Well that’s sweet

- WHAT

- Buck fucking what

- How does it end Thomas

- Is it ending right now??

- OH REALLY?!

- Honesty

- AAAAAA?!?!

- THE BREAKUP GREEN HAS STRUCK AGAIN

- Buck it may not feel like a win yet but TRUST this is a win

- Parenting strats!!

- Aaawwwwwwwwwww

- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

- SHE IS PREGNANT ALREADY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

- NEW HAN NEW HAN NEW HAN

- Joy!!!!!!!!

- Oh it’s time

- Bye bye mustache

- OH?!?!

- Good for you Eddie

- Congratulations to fic authors and fan artists on the discovery a new mole BTW

- And Ryan gets to dance, I can cross that off my bingo

- Did bro just throw a fire implement my guy those are metal

- But whyyyyyy are you so happy my guy

- Answering the door in your UNDIES is crazy

- AND ITS BUCK

- HEY. What the fuck. What the fuck. What the fuck.

- Hang on. What the fuck.

- Did that really just happen

- 1. Why did he choose that method of sitting in the couch

- 2. What the fuck

- 3. Did my computer make me miss the scene with the priest that was in the stills or was it just not there

- My computer did make me miss it. And a Madney scene. Asshole. I had to pee so I paused and clearly since I paused a live thing it did something weird; SUE ME

- anyway

- Hello bedtime Madney

- oh see that’s good we are talking about it okay

- knowing Maddie is pregnant is fun because she is being obvious in my opinion

- MARGARET BUCKLEY DUNK

- hello workout Eddie

- There’s some metaphor that just happened there with the water and I bet we are going to talk about it

- Hello Hot Priest

- “I’m straight” he says

- “I’m celibate” is HILARIOUS

- Read his ass Father Brian

- It is debatable if his parents love him

- THEY DON’T ALLOW BEARDS

- “Something like that” 👀

- You deserve both my love

- Hell yeah Brian. Or I guess, heck yeah?

- FRIVOLOUS okay that makes sense now

- Context is fun

- Oh and I missed the whole set up for Pipe Child

- Saying “don’t be a baby” to a toddler is funny

- Okay on to the promo for next week

- OH SLAY ATHENA

- HELLO?!?!?!

- We have revisited the well and now we’re revisiting lightning strike?!

- WHAT IS HAPPENING

[miyagi-hokarate]

top 5 cobras (i.e., rate the og cobras) 😈

You're EVIL HOW DARE YOU.

1. (deep breath) Johnny Lawrence. 😒 By virtue of the fact we see the facets of his character the most of all the OG Cobras, he naturally is the most intriguing to me. I am punching his gut and then kissing his forehead as he kneels over

2. Dutch. Duchess baby. My Trans Bi4bi walking baby boy my evil little sick son of a bitch. To quote myself on Discord, "Oh [REDACTED] Dutch, Jr., you are walking starlight on Earth, bright and explosive in your blazing march. Loser. Cunt. Bitch."

3. Bobby. Robert Bobert. One half teenage boy another half dirty blond fleece soaked full of burdens. We as a fandom forget he was a terrifying instrument of pain as well. Fuck Kreese. Love Bobby

4. Tommy. LISTEN I LOVE THIS GUY SM, EVEN IF HE IS FOURTH. HE'S FUNNY. HE'S LOYAL. HE STANDS UP FOR HIS FRIENDS. HE LOOKS LIKE AN ELF AND A WHOVILLE. HE SOUNDS LIKE A HYENA AND LAUGHS LIKE FIRECRACKERS. I LOVE TOMMY

5. I am crying so hard about having to put my Autism King Jimmy Jimbo in fifth. We autists have to stand together and I treat him like THIS. I'm so sorry my precious son.

Thanks for the ask! 🙃

[roosterforme]

Bobert is forever baby

Listen, I'm working on a Bob fucks fic, because I have so many asks for it. He fucks. He fucks forever.

[dana-chan-the-control-brain]

“FUCK ME???? WHAT? FUCK YOU! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM!” I screamed out, facing him with my one good eye, the entirety of my face red.

Maaan!!! The facepalm I made for this😭😭🤌🤌

“Hahahaha…. HOW MUCH OF AN IDIOT ARE YOU, TED?!”

1000/100 in a 1 to 100 scala with 100 being full on idiot /affectionately

While Bob had the build of a wrestler and was part of the wrestling team at his local high school way back when, as he’s told me many times…. I was never one for physical activities, and Bob could probably snap me in half had a fight broke out between us.

And you secretly love it Ted🤭😏, tell us the truth you are not telling yourself Ted~

“WHY DO YOU CARE ANYWAYS?!”

“WHY DO I- OH MY GOD, YOU ARE A MORON!”

"AM NOT"

YES YOU ARE!!!🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ Omgosh Ted...🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

I heard a stifled gasp, and out of the corner of my eye, I saw Sun, Moon, and their handler…staring at us… and were all eating popcorn

No. Fucking. Way. You just did that😭😂🤌😭😂😭😂😭😂😭🤌🤌

I am howling🤣🤣🤣🤣

Who want some?🍿🍿

Despite my better judgment, I handed Bob my phone with no hesitation. Maybe I should have rethought that.

Ted... your actual feelings are dripping through your "I don't care mask"🤭😏🤭

"Actually!!!!" Moon spoke up, causing me to jump. I forgot they were watching this whole interaction with rapt interest. "His shift just ended, can you walk him to the doors, Bobert?"

I never ever thought Moon would be such a good matchmaker😂💞 Go Moon gooo!!!

“Uncle Bobert’s maaaaaaaad….” Moon drawled out.

UNCLE?!?!?

What.

Same Ted same😂😂😂🤌🤌🤌🤌UnCLe???

“You would die without us~!” They announced in unison as Moon dramatically fell into Sun’s arms, seeming to sprout a white funeral Lilly in his closed hands out of nowhere

The ☆theatrics☆ 😂😂 I love this 2 so much♡

I should slap him back.

Nuuuuuu!! Ted! TED!!! *shakes him*

We love you!! They all love you!! Don't be a moron like meeeee!!!!

“I’m not that old! I’m only twenty-nine! ”

JUST 29??? Did I read that correctly??😧

Agree with the reactions of everybody else!

“Pshhh... Easy. Thirty-four!” I replied cockily.

No...no.nononononununuuu🥺 oh our baby💔 he is just a baaaaabyyyy🥺🥺🥺 poor thing

Aww♡ the ending notes♡ thanks for the meal🥺💞🥺🥺😊🥰

I want everyone to remember that Ted is bad at reading people, so if he says someone looks like they're feeling a certain way, it's probably wrong. XD

And yes, Ted does love that Bob could crush him with his arms.

Moon and Sun are both trying to push Ted on Bob. Just cause they kinda knew about Bob's crush for awhile, but didn't ask to confirm. LOL well, now they know, and they figure even if they don't get together Bob would be better at Talking to Ted then they can. Sometimes they just don't have the spoons for dealing with their Dad.

Yup Our Teddy is 34 years old. Bob is only five years older and has a birthday approaching.

[bobert-man]

Love your artstyle! This dynamic is great

more of thhem

(pretend thhis is in thhe tags) thhey bake/cook togethher :3 leslie makes sure bobert doesnt do anythhing radioactive and bobert makes sure leslie doesnt burn thhe kitchhen down (hhe cant cook for shhit)

[pyjamacryptid]

Succession?

Oh boy. Ok. Definitely haven’t seen this one.

It’s a show about terrible white collar people working in some big company super high up that they’ve all got some inheritance or connection to - a family? One is a redhead called “shiv fucking roy” that is Ultimate Girlboss (I’d bet on her if she were in the hunger games). Shiv looks like she’d shank you with a shiv for letting a business deal fall through. Another looks like he could be standing by a service station at 3am with a blunt or cigarette, but will be preaching the right way to breathe with buzzwords but also has got a sugar mama situation going on or something. I don’t know his name. Roman? Ronan? Roderick. Roberto. Bobert. Boman. There’s this lanky guy called Greg that’s connected somehow but isn’t high up UNTIL Matthew Mcfayden as Baby Girl (I’ve never seen the word babygirl so much at once what has he bewitched you all with) becomes Obsessed with him and proposes marriage business partnership. Good for them. I hope they figure it out. There’s not a lot of redeeming qualities to be seen because hey this is a family in the 1% and all white collar classist peeps but it’s also not shying away from the fact that these characters are very human and very real, and weirdly endearing, which is maybe why y’all are like “yes the horrors but have you considered that they’re baby”. There’s a shitty father. I know this because 1. Yes there was a gifset with him mentioned, 2. How can there not be a shitty father at the root of this entire mess. This smells of shifty father. Uhhhhh they’re all trying to get the top dog position of this company their family owns???? It’s musical chairs but for rich people.

LMAO how did I do?

[ test my dashboard osmosis! ]

[sleepyselkiesims]

Part 45

Ariel and Erika had sure raised some very helpful kids!

Under Erika's tutelage, Melody's cooking ability got stronger and stronger.

Melody also kept having those hard conversations with Ariel. The only thing they really had in common was a love of singing, so it was kinda awkward. But both Ariel and Melody seemed to be working towards Ariel being more "motherly".

Melody got along a lot better with Erika, for reasons the benevolent god couldn't explain.

Maybe it was that Erika gave her constant encouragement?

Nah, they had the occasional fight over their differences.

Maybe it was just that Erika bothered making the long journey up the ladder just to see her.

Cassie also made the climb often, trying to win Melody's affection by taking care of her precious plants.

If that didn't work, she could always cause some mischief!

Even though Melody didn't like mischief, she loved her little sister.

Oh whoops, totally forgot Delana was trapped in a baby gate in the front yard.

She didn't do anything other than alternate between crying and laughing maniacally.

Cassie sure didn't seem to think anything was weird about a random woman standing in a gate in the yard. Then again, her yard also had a sad clown tank and an alien portal so. Maybe it really wasn't weird.

At any rate, Cassie had her own life to focus on!

Melody spent her free time pampering Pascal...

Ariel got a cool new title at her odd job...

Look, I'll believe Bobert Ross would say this, but no way would the over-achieving Melody ever think this.

None of Melody's windows faced the front-yard vampire, so she might not actually be aware of the murder attempt. Not that it was going anywhere, due to the non-stop rain and clouds.

After waiting forever with no results, the malevolent god had an idea, watching Ariel's little fishing trip...

Melody had better move away from the window if she wanted to keep her growing positive attitude about the world.

[mothz11]

The love song from tawog

Gumball and Darwin: Love. What is love?

Bobert: Yes, that was my query.

Gumball: What is love?

Darwin: Does it fall from above?

Gumball: Listen Bobert, to the words we sing.

Gumball and Darwin: We are love, and love is everything.

Bobert: Warning. Circular reference detected.

Carmen: I love my boyfriend.

Tobias: I love my toys.

Billy: I love my mother.

Banana Joe: And I love making noise [makes fart sound].

Rocky: I love my television.

Nigel Brown: Darling, I love you.

Lucy Simian: Love is as old as time.

Anton: And love is always new.

Gumball and Penny: Do we love each other?

I guess we sorta do.

All: Love is everywhere and love is in you!

Love is in the stars and love is in the trees.

Listen, Bobert, are you starting to believe?

Carrie: Love is invisible.

Rob: Love has no name.

Bobert: Love is scoring zero in a tennis game.

Gumball: Love is all around us.

Darwin: Love fills your heart.

Bobert: Stacked-up error. Please press "restart."

All: What is love? Does it fall from above?

Listen, Bobert you need to learn about, to learn about, to learn about love!

[The first segment shows the hexagon lady using the Internet to online date. After some time passes, Timmy reveals himself to her, though she deletes him from her laptop, sending him back to his room.

The second segment starts with the melted cheese guy talking to his sandwich to motivate himself to confess his feelings for Karen. As soon as Karen walks toward him, she slips on the sandwich, ending the segment.

The third segment starts with a narrator talking about what happens when one finds themself in love. In the end, the male and female end up running to another male and female, with the narrator deciding love has no rules and says to dance instead.

The fourth segment features Nicole and Richard being recorded and interviewed. Nicole tries to explain something, but after numerous attempts, the two just hug each other.

The fifth segment shows the Sun and the Moon complimenting each other over the day-night cycles. They then find a way to spend time together via the Moon spinning around Earth, which annoys Earth.

The sixth segment shows Mr. Robinson and Mrs. Robinson getting married, moving into their house, spending time together, and fighting while taking care of a baby Rocky. However, Mrs. Robinson gets sick and has to be taken to the hospital. Mr. Robinson visits the hospital to see how she is doing. Mrs. Robinson then shocks Mr. Robinson, and they continue fighting until the segment ends.

The seventh segment is about Sussie's parents having dinner at Dump's Cave. They both start trying to feeding each other, but only end up making a mess in the process. and they then start to try and kiss each other, but only end up making kissing noises without actually kissing each other, which disgusts the other couples there. The segment ends with Harold asking the waiter for his check.

The eighth segment shows Gary driving, while turning his head back to admire Martha. This causes him to crash into the Donut Cop's car.

The ninth and final segment starts with Richard walking on the sidewalk, noticing Billy crying. He hugs Billy until Felicity calls the police. Richard gets sent to court and is sentenced to jail. He tries to hug the prisoners, who in turn punch him so hard he flies out of the jail and lands in the hospital. A screen comes up saying love is the answer to almost every problem, but then the rest of the Watterson family meets Richard and hugs him. A similar screen then reads "Nah, every problem."]

Gumball: [spoken] So Bobert, what have we learned about love?

All: What is love? It's what we all dream of.

Tell us, Bobert. What have you learned about love?

Bobert: Anyone can love. No love is wrong.

I have now become a lovesick dreamer.

I fell in love with this old vacuum cleaner.

(Not sure if there is a sound cloud or a Spotify song of The love soo yeaahh)

[bobert-man]

bobster moment