#boat sex???

[wolvesandfoxes25]

They're both so shy and adorable.

And Armins just like... Hitch is CONSTANTLY giving me shit about my massive crush on you. How could you NOT know?

[hajihiko]

I'm just saying... they're responsible 🤷‍♂️

[betterthanapokeintheeye]

Good Omens is up for an Award and YOU can vote for it!

The Comedy.co.uk Awards are an annual poll of tens of thousands of British comedy fans in which the best TV and radio comedy programmes of the last year are named.

Running since 2006, the awards provide an accurate gauge of the most loved modern British TV and radio comedies as every single programme is included in the nominations list (for our 2022 vote it was 379 different shows!), and the results are 100% based on the public vote. There is no biased jury or naive judging panel involved here - just comedy fans.

Good Omens is up for a TV Comedy Drama 2023 Award in the Comedy.co.uk Awards !

The other nominees are :

Boat Story

Brassic

Inside No 9

Sex Education  (which is excellent and also deserves to win) 

There She Goes

Good Omens won this category back in 2019, it also won the Comedy of the Year for 2019 too!

You can cast your vote to help ensure that your favourite duo has an angelic shot at winning by casting your vote !

To cast your vote for this and other categories (Our favourite Ghosts are up for a couple  of Awards too) 

Vote here https://www.comedy.co.uk/awards/2023/

Voting closes on Sunday 21st January 2024 at 23:59 GMT.

[imthepointe]

pov aruani on the boat as the world is literally ending

[manyblinkinglights]

Every once in a while I remember this porno clip or still I saw of a guy living the ostentatious masc dream of a luxurious pad filled with hoes draping themselves languorously and cavorting lithely and etc. But a big part of it was supposed to be, clearly, how much power and money he had. and.

he had a tarp down on the sofa for his hoes. and.

sorry but am I shallow for my dream being that someone else washes the covers on the cushions OR it just gets reupholstered after??

like it was just so intrusive on this fantasy of power and control that this guy couldn’t unwind his neuroses enough to relax about his couch. like just don’t fuck on it at that point! Fuck somewhere else!

putting a tarp down for your hoes. god.

[weaveandwood]

With you I forget my goddess. I love you. Gale x Auroria

I just got to the boat scene and finally got to hear the good lines directed at me Auroria 🥹 You put the stars to shame, With you I forget my goddess, I want to drink you in, You're everything...such a beautiful scene, they really went all out with Gale's romance path.

[elvenbeard]

Re-writing / adding onto the "Boat Drinks" scene solely for my own entertainment and headcanon xD The whole scene was always hot to me on the one hand, obviously, but also extremely funny in how over-the-top and ridiculous it all played out xD and I think that meta-level humor is what really really gets me (plus also, if you can't be silly with the person you're fucking, I feel like that would only be half as fun xDD)

So I'm gonna write silly shenanigans into it bc I can uwu

[backjustforberena]

some days I'm quite glad we didn't get an actual sex scene or a kiss because the amount of headcanons and feelings THIS ALONE gives me...

Anything more would have been all-consuming.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My school was holding some sort of boating contest, and I wasn’t participating. Ninja Sex Party were the judges. Someone stole my boat, which I had named Punisher, so I told Danny and we organized a search party and told everyone to check if their boat had a snack compartment.

[crazy-god-bunker-jughead]

This may not make sense but I feel like show!Hickey is an evil person who just happens to be gay and book!Hickey is just literally evil gay guy stereotype. And then Dan Simmons realized the implications of that and added in Bridgens and Peglar to be the normal gay people.

[little-star-bun]

Abby who pulls the seat out in the back of her jeep Wrangler that she loves almost more than you, forcing you to lay down as she spreads your legs, looking at the soaking wet spot on your crotch. Palming your pussy through your pants, soaking in all those moans and please for more. Kissing you til you can't breath before she unbuttons your jeans, pushing her hand down inside and rubbing you through your panties, watching your eyes rolls back as the windows fog up.

[simplydm]

In another world Etho calls Joel his bitch wife

[anamazingangie]

You know after they got together they fucked the entire way from Driftmark to Dragonstone. That boat was rocking and it wasn't because of choppy waters.

I can't believe we were denied this essential visual. I'm sure they could have cut something and included this somehow. I didn't need to see young Aegon masturbating, I needed THIS!

Favorite House of the Dragon | Season One scenes 18/?

Edit by me, AmazingAngie. Photos from (x)!

[eleccy]

the way ema in turnabout succession talks about "poisoning's a common way to get the job done, when the murderer is a woman" and apollo brings up nail polish in court like "know any women with red nails?" implying that nail polish is primarily used by women and then this fuckin interview with takumi.

like buddy. say the quiet part out loud PLEASE

[leupagus]

I've seen a number of posts claiming that Rebecca choosing to stay on Boat Guy's houseboat was "incredibly stupid" or "wildly unsafe" or other such descriptors. Everyone's perspectives are valid; I certainly understand that individual people would not want to stay there in that situation, and don't get why Rebecca did.

That being said, I really disagree with the posts that think she should have left or that she was in danger. Even putting aside that this is a television show and not real life, Rebecca, had she been a real person, did not have a "death wish" merely by remaining on board and spending time with Boat Guy.

Boat Guy was clearly interested in Rebecca, even before she fell into the canal — after all, he tries to warn her about being in the bike lane first by whistling at her and then saying she's a beautiful woman. He's smitten right from the jump! And during the scenes they have together, we see him make a number of passes at her. This is a guy who saw Rebecca and thought "ooh yes please."

But that does not make him unsafe, nor does it make any of his actions "creepy," "gross," or "red flags." What it makes him is a middle-aged man speaking as an equal to a middle-aged woman, who is similarly showing sexual interest in him. And who doesn't feel the need to pretend he doesn't find her gorgeous and compelling and sexy, which again, is not a bad thing!

I suspect a lot of the folks framing this guy as predatory just... don't have a lot of personal experience of being a 40-something woman flirting with a 40-something man. And I can say, from personal experience, that it's really fucking nice to see that dynamic between them.

Because I would've stayed on that boat, you'd better believe.

[snabulous]

now why would i write my paper when i could read my gay little boat mystery instead