#blugh talks

[blughxreader]

Just popping in to say I’m doing great! I moved. Started school. Made friends. Got into some new hobbies.

Thank you to everyone who has expressed worries/well wishes/general sweet things in my inbox. 💕💕💕💕

I’m not sure when I’ll come back, but know that I’m doing really good in the meanwhile! Love you all ~ toodles

[blughxreader]

might I remind everyone that, in Plato’s Symposium, Phaedrus argued that not only were Achilles and Patroclus lovers, but that Achilles was the bottom and Patroclus the top

i really believe that discussing the character with someone who shares ur interpretation is the closest u can get to modern day philosophy. we are like plato and aristotle but talking about a fictional guys trauma

[bunnyboy-juice]

oughghghhghghhhhhgh (vent)

[surreptitious-wood-sorrel]

I was catching up with my little brother, listening to him talk about investing in military stocks (specifically private paramilitary forces are apparently doing really well rn. relatedly, there's plans for ICE to illegally contract private militias). He also spoke about investing in private equity, his plan is to have a million dollars in assets so he can make a substantial amount of income on his dividends. He also is working on a real estate license, with goals of becoming a broker and getting a loan license. In his words, loans are much easier to sell than property.

I don't know how to tell him how selfish and harmful his ambitions sound, how many of them are profitable because they take advantage of others, etc etc. I push back where I can, but it's hard being an idealist and seeing others not care as much. I just hope the boy realizes the value/reward of hard work and focuses on his automotive certificate. poor kid trauma hits us all differently ig, god.

[whamss]

My commonly spoken of pain is how hard it feels like it is to find good HS servers to join, esp 18+ ones. Like I'm of the mind that it would be so nice to have more buddies to talk abt HS casually with (and like, game I guess. Fun things), but entering most servers feels like stepping into a minefield for. A plethora of reasons hdkshdks

[babacontainsmultitudes]

[just venting a bit into the void you understand you understand 😌] Lately I've been feeling very caught between "I have a lot of thoughts on Sparrow and Normal and all that with the ending and teen talk and feel like I need to get them out and voice them for my own piece of mind and resolution" and "I am lacking the strength and energy to actually sit down and write it all out and kind of really just want to fully move on to other things (AUs, fics, anything else)" but my brain can't seem to commit to either and that's quite frustrating cause it's just left me very restless. *Sigh*. Idk! Just needed to complain about that a bit ig, it's silly but this is what has been ailing me as of late.

[cowbot-lumberjane]

I miss the 6th and 7th console generations....

[doerot]

Someone tell me to draw bc I promised my brother I would draw his dnd guy and now I have 3 days until I leave ://

[lameotello]

why do rich people have the best locations and the WORST taste in everything else

[eternal-sunflowers]

ugh i might need to shelve this current wip bc i keep changing it and it was just meant to be like a sweet-ish relationship building scene. but now i have Lore i want to build and i keep rewriting an important scene and have kind of made a character an asshole who is never an asshole. and. ugh. writing is hard.

[blughxreader]

do you guys have any yandere roommate ideas you love reading about ? I’m writing a MMMMM long fic (lmfao) with four poly yanderes and their roommate.

let me know if there’s any disgusting shenanigans you would be interested in seeing

send me anons asks and I’ll compile them in a reblog

[astarionass]

im trying to think about how i would even go about a character intro post similar to what i did for dhaveira for iveani and alric… getting cinematic/clear shots is so much harder in origins and 2 :( maybe i just change the size of the images? side by side rather than one on top of the other. thoughts?

[awerka]

I dunno I just wanted to share I'm very proud of myself today. I managed to get lots of work editing YouTube videos done, did a little art (nothing worth sharing today, just getting ready for something cool coming up) and started really pushing some of my social media stuff for my VTuber.

I've been agoraphobic now since 2021 and I can't really tell you how many times I've started to take streaming seriously because it is all I have and been stopped in my tracks by my crippling depression. I think the last few months have shown me that I do have what it takes to maybe not be huge but to at least have a decent sized community if I can just focus my brain on everything I need to do.

Ionno, wanted to share that before inevitably my depression reminds me I'm useless again and I stop pushing and doing all these things to grow.

[polycoriad]

eugh blugh anyway anyway. elias like talks to jon completely differently than he talks to anyone else. if jon is the room he is talking exclusively to jon regardless of how many other people are in the room. if jon is not in the room but there’s a tape recorder running he’s talking to jon. if he thinks jon might have this conversation relayed to him at a later date he’s talking to jon. mag 92 is hysterical because why did you pack this office with as many people as possible for this conversation and then audibly not break eye contact with one specific guy for twenty minutes. well this is because jon is the only person that actually exists to him in this situation. or most situations. elias knows he’s in a podcast but as far as he’s concerned he and jon are the only characters in it and everyone else is set dressing and he gets so cranky about it when the set dressing starts expressing free will. jon is aware that other people exist 95% of the time unless he is actively talking to and/or yelling at elias and then he kind of forgor. mag 102 when elias is like melanie is coming to murder me with a knife for like .25 seconds jon is like the fuck is melanie and then returns to reality and remembers he has a life outside of “weird thing with elias” and is kind of embarrassed. like uh whoops sorry got kind of intense there for a second (elias continues to be kind of intense unabated) (forever)

[the-s1lly-corner]

Anotherrrrr Astro request and HOOOOO WDYM SIX PROMPTS ARE ALLOWED FOR THE FLUFF ALPHABET EEEEEEEEE

Anywayyy can I get Attraction, Kisses, Love language, Upset, Zzz, and ♡ please? :3

I know you said six prompts are allowed but it still feels like I’m bombarding you with these so you can take some of these off if you want 😭

A, K, L, U, Z, and ♡ w/ Astro (fluff alphabet)

RAAAAAAAAH no need to feel like a hassle!! I knew what I was getting into when I said 6 prompts from the alphabet for the valentines season! Woo!

Prompts: attraction, kisses, love language, upset, zzz, PDA

Notes: reader is gn, toon reader, blend of pre game and after really it's mostly up to the reader

Cws: none

ATTRACTION

He likes someone who he can match his energy with- but having someone who can uplift him and get him up on his feet is also nice...! A balance would be perfect

As for looks, astro doesn't strike me as the type to care that much about them-

He... would not at all do well with someone who was constantly hyped and loud at all hours of the day...

KISSES

Loves being kissed on the forehead and cheek! Light feather light kisses always felt nicer to him than more passionate ones... this goes for giving and receiving

He likes kissing you on the mouth, as well as the same places he enjoys being kissed... though if there's anywhere else- be it your hands or nose- let hom know and he'll be sure to integrate that into his habits!

LOVE LANGUAGE

Quality time! Lots and lots of it! He's not very chatty, and a lot of activities can leave him feeling... blugh... he's fine with simply sitting by you as you work on something or tell him about one of your interests!

He also shows it through words of affirmation! He's fairly straight forward when he tells you about his love for you... flatteries and poetries never really... worked for him- he tends to fumble when trying to use metaphors

UPSET

He likes to spend some time alone when he's upset, helps him get his thoughts and feelings in order- let's him express them better instead of breaking down or going off when he vents to you... and.. even then he doesn't vent all that much..

A nice quiet activity together is oftentimes enough to help him feel better

As for when you're upset, he does his best to make your greats as pleasant as possible... and he let's you talk and vent away- he may not say much but he's a good listener

ZZZ

He sleeps... a lot... and he's a peaceful sleeper, so no need to worry about him disturbing you!

Naps are a common occurance between you two, even if you don't always sleep with him... tries to insist you don't need to stay with him, but he is really truly touched that you want to at least watch over him until he's awake

Willing to share his blanket with you

♡

He's not very interested on PDA :(! He likes his privacy and doesn't much feel the need to "prove" his love for you to others you know?

Even in front of the people he's closer with he hesitates to do more than calling you an affectionate nickname or huddle into you

[hey-august]

Buggy low-key feels like the type of guy who’d constantly talk big game about how he’s gonna cream inside you, how he’s gonna make you fat with his babies and then fuck and fill you some more like he’s trying to go for quadruplets.

Only to turn pale when you tell him you actually are expecting, even if you agreed on having kids and not only talk about breeding for kink related reasons.

It makes you worry you somehow fucked up because he’s just gaping at you pale as a sheet and slack jawed…. Before he dashes to the railing to hurl his breakfast into the sea

„I’M FINE- URGH! THIS IS FINE! BLUGH!!“

When he calms down again he’s absolutely exited and elated however. Immediately breaks out the rum and barrels of beer and throws a feast (before remembering „Whoops no alcohol for you.“ and searches for any non alcoholic beverage he can get you while his crew gets smashed)

Of course he’s worried. Of course he is. Of course his mind is nagging at him but for the moment being? A kid! His kid! YOUR KID!

Yes yes yes.

Buggy even asks, "How did that happen?"

As if he forgot all the times he made sure to fill you up, getting everything deep - even scooping up anything that spilled out and pushing it back in.

You can tell that the question was asked out of mindless automation. All his braincells (however many or few) are running through countless scenarios and thoughts.

A baby. His baby. Your baby. Baby pirate. Is the ship safe? He was a kid on a ship, so it should be fine. But then the baby - his baby? - would turn out like him. Right, it's his baby. Your baby. But what if it has his nose? You two talked about this before. It's okay if the baby has his nos- HURK!

There's a party immediately after you tell him. Then a baby shower. Another party when you first feel the baby kick. He takes you on a babymoon and pampers the hell out of you. And a party when you two return.

They're not really "parties" like the wild shit Buggy usually plans. Instead, they're chill. He gets a whole variety of food (including the weird cravings you keep having), mocktails and cocktails, and everyone checks in on you or leaves you alone. Whatever you want.

Let's skip ahead to delivery day. There you are, with the person delivering the baby - ship doctor, doula, ship vet, Mohji - whoever it is. And Buggy, of course. Pacing back and forth. He'd be wringing his hands if you weren't squeezing the ever-living-fuck out of one of them with each contraction.

The baby is out! Healthy and crying to the skies already.

"Wait, there's something else..."

Buggy damn near faints. His vision is blurry. Twins? Could it be twins? Tr-triplets? How many? He tries to ignore the memory of words in his mouth - something about a clown car aaaahhhh fuck, why did he say that?!

His vision clears and he sees colors. A lot of colors. A chain of handkerchiefs emerging from between your legs.

What. The. Fuck.

The room is full of sweat and tears, bodily fluids, newborn wails, and giggling.

With a yank, the final handkerchief appears and confetti follows. For a brief moment, you are a literal confetti cannon.

Buggy looks at you, his face full of apprehension and excitement. You look back, exhausted and happy.

"Is that- Is that it?"

"Yup," you pop. "Congrats, daddy. Come say hi."