#bluebreezemainsqueeze

[inhabae-blog]

❛ sorry, i’m poor. i can’t afford to pay attention ❜

“ Well, that’s it then I guess? Makes us even. “

“ I can’t afford to waste time on poor blue things either you see. Buh-bye! “

[scatterinthewind-blog]

“You look lonely.”

“ ‘s that so? “ he says with a laughter in his voice.  The smile on his face remains as indecipherable as ever.

“ How so? I don’t feel like I’m particularly enduring anything. “

He pats the seat next to him. 

“ And I don’t reject company. Why don’t you take a seat? “

[hclfbreed]

"Whose side are you on?"

“Not on the side of some scrawny Shrew, I’ll tell ya that much.”

[bakusoucoroner-blog]

◎ are you thelegend27

“You should be asking sniper girl that; I’ve seen her ‘round and her shootin’ things. To answer your question? Nah man, wrong person.”

[nightmarishnesses-blog]

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meme: accepting!

ஐ  = slapping them.  

“…Alright, alright. I get it, I’ll stop calling you a furry.” Freddy pushed himself up and straightened out his back from squatting himself down to Sonic’s height. He blinked a few times, rubbing his hand against the slapped cheeked, still astonished that the hedgehog had such a strong hit in the first place. 

[nacchaun-blog]

bluebreezemainsqueeze replied to your post: bluebreezemainsqueeze replied to your post...

that was a thread and if i could count it for rank-up i WOULD

it still toes the line enough that i felt Personally Singled Out when ppl said i should have my ooc posts capped & not urs ;/ 

[actuallymuffet]

♀, ☃, ➹, ♠

♀: three names my muse might name their daughter

She doesn’t plan on having kids, but if she were to have a daughter, she’d probably choose from Avery, Vanessa, and Willow.

☃: what my muse does when it snows

Bundles up in many layers, lights the fireplace, and drinks hot cocoa while keeping her spiders company, since they can’t leave. Normally, anyway. This winter they were able to leave, thanks to the comet event, so Muffet took them on walks and hosted mini snowball fights!

➹: what my muse would do on their 21st birthday if they had all the money in the world

Assuming this was before it happened, she would... save it. Save the money. Maybe spend some at a very fancy bakery. But save most of it.

♠: the riskiest thing my muse has ever done

She tossed herself off a ledge in Hotland and nearly fell into lava, in order to save her pet Muffen from falling in. She caught Muffen and then caught herself with a web and pulled herself up.

It was a heat of the moment thing, and if she were any slower, neither of them would’ve survived.

[kujoutengu]

✨

“...this is going to be a pain to rinse out of my fur and hair.” Shakes her head and sends glitter flying everywhere.

[whxtscolor]

♪ i am sorry

inspiration: SLoWMoTIoN | pinocchio-P

There are some days that unexpected things happen--it’s just how the world works. Perhaps not every day, lest the unexpected become expected, but still.

Today, however, seems to be one of those days; the android trails down the streets, occasionally skimming through something on his phone, and suddenly feels a burst of wind, as well as seeing a blue blur streak past him. 

He stands there for a moment, still and confused, blinking multiple times as though it’d fix his vision, like that was just a trick of the eyes or something. 

But he can still see the blur, further down the street, going on forward... wherever it’s destination was.

“...Ahaha... what...?”

[candykraken]

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[scatterinthewind-blog]

❂ nice 2 have u back, uncle akagi

wiping blood off their face

who are you welcoming back idk any blue fast things other than all the cars ive crashed

Akagi raises his eyebrows looking at the creature, barely reaching his knee. There’s blood spread on his cheeks that he’s wiping off with some kind of napkin that looks just about clean as the cheek does. 

“ Hmm.... “ 

Akagi leans down dropping few napkins on the creatures head.

“ I don’t have any more than that unless you want to try my suit haha. “

[rebelacorn]

“Am I seeing double?”

[bakusoucoroner-blog]

☄

Normal Battle Theme: EXCITE by Daichi Mura ((It’s not the full version but it’s the closest I’ve got to a full version fam))Boss Battle Theme: The Way Back by ONE OK ROCK (Japanese Version)Battle Start: “Huh, I dunno if a little runt like you can beat me in this race~.”Taunt: “Gotta go fast? Dude, you’re goin’ slow!”Taunt Reaction: ”Wha-Oh you little....!”Special Attack: “I guess I should use that.”   “Kimezawa! GIRI GIRI CRITICAL FINISH”Critical Hit Inflicted: “Ha! Everythin’ goes in this race!!’ Critical Hit Received: “D-did you just fuckin’ blue shell me?!”Half HP: “I’m not getting a Game Over, not again!!”Half MP/Skill Points: “Man, gotta finish this quick; I’m runnin’ on empty”Tie: “Ah man, looks like we both crossed the finish line at the same time...g-g”Victory: ”Heh, looks I win this race!”Perfect Victory: “Heh, looks like you’re outta gas before this even started!”Victory Dance Fanfare: AJU NICE by SEVENTEEN (weird I know leave me alone)Defeat: “I-I can’t believe I lost this race...”Total Defeat:  “...Looks like it’s game over for me...”Items Dropped When Defeated: x1 Giri Giri Chambara Gashat, x1 Gamer Driver, x1 Bakusou Bike Gashat, x1 Sunglasses

[nightmarishnesses-blog]

Nightmare...On Christmas

  One, two…so much to do. Three, four…without even a knock on the door, Five, six…he barged in fearlessly with the holiday sock he’d fixed. Seven, eight…he brought something ugly, he bought something great. Nine, ten…let the pranks begin.

  Items Received: Pooping Moose Sweater Instant Mullet Headband Pizza Scarf

“Holy shit-”

Not even getting a chance to properly say anything, or stop the hedgehog from leaving his apartment to ask questions(How did he even manage to open the door anyways? It was locked!), Freddy suddenly had an oversized sock shoved in his arms and the perpetrator was…. gone. Just like that.

Blinking a few times, trying to process whatever the hell just happened, Freddy cleared his throat and pulled out each item of it’s sock, examining it with a quite obvious look of confusion on his face. His fingers lingered on the sweater he had received for a little bit… Maybe he’d wear it.

…Maybe. 

[nacchaun-blog]

bluebreezemainsqueeze replied to your post “oneweekwitch replied to your post: slicks66...”

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST OUTED ME

listen i know you werent online yesterday but this definitely counts as ooc shitposting dont even fucking tell me otherwise r aE

[monkeystaffed]

(・◇・) + I have a pen. I have a pineapple. OOO! Pineapple pen??

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