#blue imposter

[avatar-legends-confessionblog]

You forgot to turn on anon so you ain't me. I found you, faker!

Damn, knew it would happen eventually

X

[ymhsi]

he thinks he's on the team 😹

[hkthatgffan]

If you're following this account on Bluesky thinking it's Alex Hirsch, it's NOT him and Alex has confirmed it!

The account was already pretty sus, given it misspelled his name in the handle and the fact that if Alex himself had joined Bluesky, he would've said so by now. It was pretty clear it was a fake page but now we got confirmation from Alex Hirsch himself that it's not him.

A lot of people including Dana Terrace and some big names in the GF fandom are following that page. However, there's a popular extension that automatically follows Bluesky accounts of people you follow on Twitter. So, it likely was that what many who follow it used and it misinterpreted that account as being Alex's...hence why it caused so many people to follow that imposter account.

If you are following that page, unfollow it now and report it!

The fake account's handle is alexhirsh.bsky.social

[bi-focal12]

currently experiencing Yatora Yaguchi levels of artistic distress and turmoil ✌️

but don’t they all look so lovely <3 <3

[neopianbiologyproject]

A Comprehensive Look at Neopian Apples

[-> Part 1 <-] [ Part 2A ] [ Part 2B ] [ Part 3 - coming soon ]

The Neopian Biology Project has identified >90 items with the word "Apple" in the name that are worth considering as species candidates.

Previously, I tried to categorize these items in roughly alphabetical order, but this time I've tried a new approach. Essentially, I made a few "buckets" that a candidate could fall into, and hoped that by correlating candidates to buckets, the trickier determinations could be made easier.

Because there are 90+ "apple" candidates, I won't be posting every single apple's information. However I will be linking their Jellyneo pages, and you can always find information relevant to the project on our spreadsheet.

First up:

Part 1: Apples that aren't apples

These are candidates that may qualify as distinct species, but are only referred to as "apple" colloquially, and are not actually apples.

These are:

Blue Ice Apple - From space; alien.

Imposter Apple [sic] - "That's no apple!" Possibly a common orange.

Flat Apple Fruit - Neither apple nor Flatfruit

Grapple - Not to be confused for the Grapple Apple.

Pearapple - Species of pear.

Triapple

Arnapple

Blackapple - See below.

Dewy Apple

Pineapple

Pyrapple - Possibly a pineapple. See below.

Many of these species make reference to tasting like an apple, which in these cases I have chosen to take as unironic comparisons rather than some joking "it tastes like an apple because it is an apple!" These specimens also all have un-apple-like (unapfellich) features that make them easy to consider them non-apples, at least morphologically.

The two exceptions/uncertainties are the Pyrapple and Blackapple.

The Pyrapple is not an apple, for certain, but may be a Pineapple. We'll either explore it in another post about Neopian Pineapples, or in its own post, but not here.

The Blackapple requires a closer look:

I hope the inside is not as black as the outside.

There isn't much to go off of here. This specimen is from Apple Bobbing, but if you take all the Apple Bobbing specimens together, this isn't a good indicator of apfellichkeit ("apple-ness"). Both non-apple and apple species are mixed up in Apple Bobbing, and some of the apple species are qualifying candidates while some are variants of other apples (we'll discuss this more in the next part).

The description is also very typical of Apple Bobbing and specimens from the Haunted Woods in general — that specific brand of Neopets humor that hints at something that should concern you, but won't tell you the full extent of the problem or how it occurred. This kind of description has influenced me greatly as a writer and is also the bane of my existence as a scientist.

The deciding factor for me here is that the Blackapple isn't a Black Apple, or a Blackened Apple as we'll see some of later. Blackapple is a new word, akin to the made-up "Triapple," "Arnapple," and "Pineapple" above. Because of this, I have been swayed to consider the Blackapple a unique, non-apple species.

Next up:

Part 2A: Apple cultivars ->

[strangesthirdeye]

No one:

Me re watching 'Wild Blue Yonder':

Edited by meh 🧎‍♀️

[kings-comic]

You can say thank you to @arandomlemonxd for me adding Shadow's feet to this drawing

redraw of this:

[mousesqueaks]

found family bench

[bindibites]

Couldn’t settle on which idea I liked more… so I did both

[loveume]

# kaleidoscope 🎐

"didn't know you were trying to go cross-eyed."

you look up from where you're leaning at your vanity mirror, nose almost touching the reflective glass you stare into, to meet the teal eyes that study you curiously.

sae stands just across the space of your shared walk-in closet, seemingly deciding which watch would go best with the sleek prada suit he wears. he looks handsome, terribly handsome like he always does.

"i think my makeup looks weird." you tell him, turning so he can take a look for himself.

it's not your makeup that nags at you, well it is but it's also your hair and this dress and your shoes. your face? everything feels wrong, like you're in a body you don't belong in looking at a person you don't recognize.

it takes sae a moment to respond, his eyes raking over you with precision.

"your makeup looks pretty, matches your shoes."

you glance down towards the black heels adorning your feet, beads twinkling up at you.

"that's not what's actually bothering you, is it?" sae asks as he slides his watch of choice on and clips into place.

"no." you let out a heavy sigh, sinking down onto the seat in front of your vanity.

he gives you time to gather your thoughts, your husband is never one to push. especially in situations like these.

you keep your eyes on your shoes, tapping the toes together ever so slightly. "sometimes i look at myself," you pause to take a breath, "and i don't see me. like i don't belong in this dress, and these heels. i don't deserve to wake up in our bed and eat in our kitchen. i feel like a....fraud." you cover your face with your hands as you finish voicing your thoughts.

it only takes a few moments before you feel the fingers of both of sae's hands curl around your wrists, gently lifting them away from your face.

your eyes meet his and he sees how watery they are and how your bottom lip wobbles. you see the worry etched into his brow and the unsettled expression on his face.

"you're not a fraud." he says in that blunt way that is so itoshi sae. "you belong in that dress and those shoes. you belong here in our home, with me. you're you, and nothing will change that. no matter what awful tricks your brain wants to play on you."

you blink back your tears and give him a soft smile, hands squeezing his.

"thank you."

one of his hands reaches up and catches your chin between his thumb and forefinger, titling it up.

"you're welcome," he replies, kissing your cheek, "now finish getting ready, the sooner we show up to this ridiculous event the sooner we can abandon it for our bed."

[avatar-legends-confessionblog]

I'm still here, just isn't the same without Red

Can we get this bullshit imposter stuff over and done with? Stop impersonating me.

X

[renagaderex]

A crisp memory

Another (kinda) request that I couldn’t help but think when I saw the prompt. Fall and its leaves and crisp cool air always bring up good memories. And it certainly does for many- maybe even a family of purple beans. 💜💜💜

They need a happy ending.

thank you for viewing!

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Indigo is an Among Us Fan character belonging to rodamrix

Among Us is a ©InnerSloth Games

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[timurs-things]

Stand users exchanged clothes with their stands in my version!

[askblueandviolet]

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[val-of-the-north]

Doodle I completely forgot about ahah

Two doctors...

[subaru-meteorlight]

Ok I spent the past hour going through the amphoreus trailer vids and yeah ok holy fuck god bless this shit cool as hell. I’ve been busy and haven’t had time to watch them as they came out but wow yeah this is really cool…. Kebin…. Kebin is back…. Ueuueueuee…… ngl because of surface differences like his different hair (me when the guy doesn’t have peak generic hair) as well as his generally happier attitude/expressions it never quite sunk in that we’re GETTING PLAYABLE KEVIN AFTER. YEARS? I’m still in shock I feel ill. I need to bite glass.

God he’s everything. I’m e6ing him it’s not even a question anymore. I’m nauseous. KEVIN AFTER SO MANY YEARS. KEVIN IS ACTUALLY REAL???? i have a migraine. Also the entire story reflecting the flame chasers it’s just uuruhhgh. Good. Hyv you cooked crazy on them the first time so bring them back. Anaxa in particular… I was really happy when alhaitham released cuz he was su…. In appearance, at least. I like haitham a lot as his own character now but when it comes to anaxa my brain had a huge disconnect I just couldn’t see him as a su too until he pulled this move:

Uh huh. Welcome back su. I hope they have griseo and kosma too-!

As an aside I love this pic so much. Soooo much. I love comparisons between trailblazer (esp cae) and phainon…. Yes!!! That’s them!!! Kev reference!!! Both of them! Kev!!!!! I’m emo.