#blowing a gasket
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Dick: Are. you. serious?!
Damian: It was the only option!
Dick: THE ONLY- I need a second
Damian: I-
Dick: NO! I. need. a second!
Roy: Great, cause I'm raring to go!
Roy, turning to Emiko: What in the fresh hell were you thinking?!
Emiko: I don't have to explain myself to you
Roy: Acting tough for a girl who knows I have Dinah on speed dial
Emiko: Pull your phone out and you'll have some broken fingers to match your broken phone
Roy: Oh yeah? Well-
Dick: Okay! I'm calm! Let's just apologize to each other and have a calm discussion about-
Damian: I'm not sorry
Dick:
Dick: I am no longer calm. Wally! Sub in!
Wally: What? Oh. Um sure
Wally: Ace! How dare you! I... am very mad. At you.
Ace: Uh, yeah! Yeah! I'm also mad, very mad, and now I'm going to argue! Because you... You don't listen to me!
Wally: And you don't listen to me!! So now I'm goING TO YELL ABOUT IT!
Ace: GREAT! I'M GOING TO YELL BACK!
Wally and Ace: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Emiko:
Roy: ... what the fuck
Dick: Oh my g- You two know that you don't have to pretend to argue to make us feel better, right?
Wally: We just didn't want to rub it in
#sibling relationships#staring perpetually stressed out Dick trying to be a good role model even though he wants to blow a gasket#roy not knowing how to talk to teenagers#and Wally who just thinks Kid Flash is ✨neat✨#also staring Damian and Emiko as teenagers who don't need prior approval and know what they're doing#and Ace who is pretty chill with the Flash tbh. Wally's cool. Their biggest issue is which ice cream shop to go to after patrol#dc#dc comics#the flash#kid flash#wally west#ace west#wallace west#roy harper#emiko queen#red arrow#speedy#arsenal#dick grayson#Nightwing#robin#Batman#damian wayne
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I’m still thinking about the OVA but imagine everyone’s collecting the trading cards and trying to get their fave heroes, but no matter how many packs Bakugou opens he can’t seem to get your card.
And he’s trying to trade with Sero, Denki and even Mineta but none of them will trade your card with him. So he’s literally joining all these forums and things online to try and find someone that’ll trade your card to him🥺
#almost blows a gasket when he realises even Deku has your card#he says he’s prepared to trade his all might for you that’s how in love with you he is sigh#soft bakugou
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welcome to my twisted mind, where the blorbos are in a theatre/musical troupe au and theyre putting on hadestown. i needed an excuse to put vino in a leading role, bc. unfortunately. feli would probably be considered more talented than him (even tho hes definitely good himself!!!)
tonio and lovino arent together yet but they are both crushing. emma knows and thoroughly enjoys seeing them both be dumb -- and watching the chaos of them being the leads in a romantic tragedy while they dance around each other...... literally AND figuratively. lmao
i have more of their embarrassing escapades in the think tank so this au will definitely reappear. and hopefully ill have settled on the rest of the cast soon 🫠🫠
#spamano#hetalia world stars#hws spain#hws romano#hws belgium#hws spamano#hetalia au#hws austria#uhhhhh im not tagging feli hes in One single panel lmfao#anyway i think hungary might end up being persephone and gil hades. just because thats funny#not even in like. a pruhun way bc i think them being just friends playing scorned lovers is Hilarious#also...... i know the understudy list would have been posted with the normal cast list. roderich is fucking dramatic and terrible lmfao#he probably just hid it so vino wouldnt blow a gasket being felis understudy#also so tonio couldnt bother him about the casting as well. lmao.#my art#hadestown production au
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Hi Hilary! I could use some help with something. Do you know some topics for historical tangents a history professor (Hob) could go on while talking to some students? Like some interesting discussion ideas? I was not a history major and I’m now drawing a blank 😅 I’d appreciate it greatly!
"Right, morning everyone... MORNING... yes, we all do know it is morning and I would like to remind everyone that it's not my fault we were scheduled at eight bloody AM. Consider it building character. Great. Let's get started. Can we put the phones down, please. In my day we didn't even have phones. No really. We didn't. Really didn't.
Anyway, so where were we? Ah, yes. End of the Western Roman Empire circa 476 CE, which stands for the secular Common Era, which historians now generally use instead of the Christian A.D. Anno Domini, which trust me, they used when I was born, because I am very old. Ah, you're laughing again, because you think I'm joking. Which, er, I definitely am. Anyway, the so-called collapse of the Roman Empire is one of the most mythologized events in the Western historical canon, and there are accordingly a lot of misperceptions about what happened and how. As we covered in the last class -- well, can anyone tell me what we covered last class?
Anyone?
Anyone?
Come on, one of you, just raise your hands. I don't bite.
Fine, all right, I'll do it myself. Again. Last class, we covered the eventful fourth century in Roman history, where the empire split into western and eastern halves, eastern Emperor Constantine converted to Christianity, and established his capital in Constantinople, which would later get the works from the Turks and become Istanbul. The western capital moved to Ravenna in 402, and it had been in Milan before that, not Rome. No longer the center of power as it had been for many centuries beforehand under both the empire and the republic, Rome was infamously sacked in 410 by the Visigoths under King Alaric I. The Supergoths. The Ubergoths. The Verygoths. The Turbogoths. All right, I'll stop. The Visigoths had formerly been a Roman client kingdom in the south of Gaul, which is the modern country of -- anyone?
Anyone? Anyone? Oh come on.
Yes, thank you Sarah, it was in fact France. See everyone? Not that hard. Now that we're up to speed, right, the so-called End of Rome in 476, when the last Western emperor, Romulus Augustulus, was deposed by Odoacer, general of the Ostrogoths. Not the Visigoths. Definitely different thing here. The Alsogoths. The Othergoths. The Ohgodthosegoths. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I swear I will actually stop. But the common narrative from then is that Rome just bloody disappeared altogether, the Dark Ages started, it was grim and miserable and murdery all the time, everyone forgot how to do scholarship or art or religion or anything else, and then miraculously a thousand years later, woo, the Renaissance! Everyone sorted their heads from their arses and could do maths again! I'm sorry about saying arses. Please don't report me to HR, they've had enough of me already. Anyway, this argument, despite its long-time supremacy in the Western historiographical canon and Western popular culture, doesn't make sense on any number of levels. And that is because? Can anyone give me just one reason to start with?
Anyone?
Anyone?
Sarah again, yes, thank you. I appreciate you greatly, Sarah. Yes, for one thing, the Eastern Roman Empire still bloody existed! It was literally that meme where we're announcing that Rome is dead, Constantinople wants us to stop telling everyone that they're dead, and we sigh that sometimes we can still hear their voice. Yes, I know what a meme is, don't look so surprised. The city of Constantinople became the center of Roman culture and power, though we call it the Byzantine empire to distinguish it from the pre-476 Roman empire. It used Greek instead of Latin as its primary culture and language, it was Orthodox Christian instead of Catholic Christian, and while it was no longer the multinational power player that its predecessor had been, it still produced some heavy hitters. Such as Emperor Justinian in the sixth century, who actually, albeit briefly, reconquered the territories of former Rome in the west, and was married to the very fascinating Empress Theodora. We'll have to get back to her, but anyway, in the territories of Former Rome, such as modern-day Spain, France, and Germany, there were still client kingdoms who were directly descended from Rome and who premised their new independence on their Roman inheritance. The Visigoths -- yes, them again -- in Spain, the Merovingians and the Franks in France, the Angles, Saxons, and Jutes in Germany, and other. So tell me, can we really say that Rome collapsed, exactly, and/or disappeared, instead of just dissipated and re-formed? We still had Latin as the language of state administration, the Roman Catholic Church as the supreme religious and cultural arbiter, and other major innovations that would last through the Middle Ages. Where does this whole Dark Ages thing come from?
Anyone?
Anyone aside from Sarah?
Oh, God's wounds. All right then. The idea that Rome disappeared overnight and took everything good with it is a projection, a fiction, popularized by proto-Renaissance and Renaissance writers who wanted to legitimize their look back into the past. We're getting ahead of ourselves, but the idea of the Dark Ages as this backward slovenly time of idiocy and misery -- it just gets me very worked up, all right?! Yes, written texts and certain other traditional markers of historic narrative became much scarcer than before, and we don't know as much about it as we do the more meticulously documented societies on either side, but it's only dark because we've decided that Rome, the brutal excessively slave-owning militaristic expansionist violent empire par excellence, was the marker of all culture and the peak of Western civilization for all time and nobody else could ever come close! This is how we get bloody Game of Thrones insisting that the medieval era was always filthy and dark and full of rape and violence and morally awful people -- so tell me, George, which part of your fantasy novel, the dragons or the ice zombies, were we expected to read as actual literal truth? It's just because we want to protect the idea of ourselves as so much better than people in the past, and the past itself as full of terrible violence that is somehow worse and more primitive than our violence, and that surely we could never do that because we're so much better! Which is total bullshit! Bullshit!
...yes. Thank you. Right. I'm fine. I'm absolutely fine, I apologize for that. Just a bit of a trigger for me. We'll get back to the lesson now, yes. I'm warning you, though. If you use Dark Ages uncritically in your essay, I am knocking you down a full grade. No matter what."
#acedragontype#ask#history#hob gadling#you're welcome to use all/parts of that as you wish XD#ahem#or: how the fall of the western roman empire gets Hob to blow a gasket about game of thrones
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86 dollars and I dont get kieran or carmine😎😎😎
#kieran pokemon#i was actually crying for a good min lmao#the fact that my seconds to last pull was a slugma did not help#istg if i put in the card codes and i get the kieran card but digital im going to blow a gasket#pokemon indigo disk#pokemon tgc#i got okidogi and thats preventing me from doing something irrational#i like okidogi#EXCUSE ME TGC GODS!! YOU SENT ME BAD LUCK!! 86 DOLLARS!!! AND THEN THE FIRST STORE I WENT TO DIDNT EVEN HAVE THEM AND I HAD TO STAY THERE F#R ANOTHER HOUR YOU WANNA SLUGMA ME?!?! THIS MEANS WAR TGC GODS THIS MEANS WAAAARRRRR ERRNNNNNNNNERNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAGEUSHDJKFIUHWESJSXHJXRRRR#pokemon trainer card#trainer kieran#pokemon kieran#kieran#kieran sv#rival kieran#champion kieran
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matt: mafauna and her backup dancers all have fans
#marisha's about to blow a gasket kdfjskdfjksd#1h44m OSx60#sc#critical role#daggerheart#cr lb#marisha ray#laura bailey#ashley johnson#cr ladies#mafauna cr#bunnie cr
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Yandere Josei Rec-List
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Hey, Utchy… did you know the Shinkengers???
#super sentai#zyuden sentai kyoryuger#samurai sentai shinkenger#kyoryuger#shinkenger#shinken gold#shinken red#shinken blue#umemori genta#shiba takeru#ikenami ryunosuke#kyoryu gold#utsusemimaru#every time anyone in supersentai does anything in or about ye olden japan… i wonder whatthe shinkengers are up to lol#i think utchy would like genta#but utchy would like most folks i think he’s a sweet guy aaaha!#both of them not born into samurai families though! they have something in common!#ryunosuke would blow a gasket lol!#too many guys who are sillier than him
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Okay but seriously flushable wipes are not flushable and they destroy water treatment equipment which wastes an incredible amount of municipal funds. Good Morning!!!
#morning#good morning#good morning message#good morning image#good morning man#the good morning man#the entire morning#gif#gm#morning vibes#morning motivation#tgmm#☀️🧙🏼♂️✌🏼#turkey#plumber#pipes#drained#feeling drained#the fix#decide#decide to be happy#blow a gasket#go with the flow#bad vibes#good vibes only#flushable wipes#municipal funds#toilet
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AU where Loki gets banished for Thor/Warriors 4 going to Jotunheim and he just settles down on Earth. Copes with the blue arm by ignoring it completely since he's been disowned and dumped on Earth anyway. There's probably a way to 'prove himself worthy' and 'get back to Asgard' but he never bothers with it.
#years later Thor uses it like a getaway home#which would annoy Loki more if he didn't decide not to care about everything already#Thor running off to him after arguing with their father over some petty thing and asking if he can stay over a while#basically staying over at his bro's house bc his bro moved out and is far away now#Odin never restricted Thor from visits but is getting impatient about Loki returning#Odin was waiting for Loki to get back to promote Thor to king#but Loki has no intention to do that and when Odin realises this he blows a gasket#no wonder Thor's always pouting and dragging his feet around the palace#no brother his friends don't fare perfectly fine on quests anymore and his father delayed his coronation for the foreseeable future#smh#at least Loki's place has video games
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아포방포 Apobangpo
That's a big-ass window sticker...
Someone photoshopped "ddaeng" above it, hahahahhah!
Here are some lyric translations for "Ddaeng"
니가 뭔데 날 인정해 Who do you think you are to approve me
이름값 하는 개구리들 Frogs that are living up to their name-
우물 안에 죽기를 to die in the well,
간절히 기도할게 I will sincerely pray (As explained in 항상 (HANGSANG), Frog in a well is a story about a frog that lived in a well, thinking that the small well is the entire world.)
땡 Ddaeng
(lyrics translation credit: doolset lyrics)
Word on the street (and in the news) (but difficult to confirm) is that the other six members have requested time off to reunite for Jin's dischage. WE ARE GETTING AN OT7 GROUP PHOTOOOOOO!!! LESSSSGOOOO!!!!
EDIT: FINALLY OMFG ITS BEEN SUCH A HARD TWO YEARS
#bts festa 2024#apo-fuckin-bangpo#jins military discharge#bts reunion#mhj gonna blow a gasket when she sees that big-ass window sticker#they should have stuck it to the 16th floor windows#apobangpo motherfuckers#JIN WILL BE BACK TOMORROWWW!#i know they're already planning next year's festa reunion
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the thing that actually irritates me the most about that post isn't that it's clearly about me, because eh, whatever, i have certainly received worse on and off anon. it's that it has no place in the jgy or jc character tags, because it's not about the characters! why did you tag this when it's just about your weird beef with me? it's irrelevant! nobody else cares about this! but they have to scroll past it to get to the fic and fanart and meta that they might be looking for. very annoying.
whatever.
#salty peak sect 🧂#ok i'm well and truly done#and again as in my last post--don't bother that user on my behalf#it won't help and it will definitely just give them the negative attention they obviously want#editing to add more seriously that at this point it is my hope that my followers know at this point what kind of person i am#and that you trust that you CAN call me in about my behaviour if you feel you have to#trusting that i'm not going to blow a gasket at you over it. because i won't.#(i mean don't be an asshole at me obviously. but i've had people ping me in the past if they feel i've crossed a line#and i'm pretty proud of my record of recognizing mistakes and doing better#but let's be real: trolls and haters are going to troll and hate#and they will tag that trollish and hateful behaviour#and sometimes the only way to get them to stop#is to match that energy until they back off.)
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Reminder, because it seems like some people need it, even though it's been six long, Godforsaken years since this series ended: Shiro is Voltron: Legendary Defender's gay male lead and representation.
Not Adam. Not Keith. Not Lance. And, most certainly not the piece of human-shaped set-dressing Shiro was married off to at the absolute last second for the sake of combatting "Bury Your Gays" accusations and trying to garner praise for the hack showrunners who killed Shiro off, in the first place.
Shiro was conceived as a gay man from the very beginning. Which is what makes him promising to keep Pidge's true identity a secret so significant. It's what makes him, specifically, encouraging her that, "Owning who you are is going to make you a better Paladin", so important and special.
If you can't see the value in the Team Leader, a conventionally masculine ace pilot forcefully turned exceptionally skilled gladiator, who survived just about every sort of Hell imaginable, from illness to imprisonment to torture, who had his arm taken from him and replaced with a weapon, who canonically suffers from debilitating PTSD, and still, in spite of all of it, manages to be warm, compassionate, gentle, and willingly dedicate his life to saving others, being a gay man, you need to confront your own biases, and stop making everything about ships and shipping.
Shiro didn't need to be in a romantic relationship for his identity as a gay man to matter. Shiro's ex dying didn't negate that identity, and suddenly render Shiro heterosexual.
Voltron: Legendary Defender's Takashi Shirogane is a gay man. That fact, in and of itself, is special, significant, and worthy of celebration. On his own, Shiro is enough.
Shiro is enough.
#Takashi Shirogane#Shiro#You're nothingness but shining and everywhere at once.#Voltron: Legendary Defender#Meta.#VLD Meta.#Public Service Announcement for Clowns.#This show and fandom will never ever deserve Shiro.#I swear to God.#If I have to see one more person imply or outright state that the seventh season of this series is terrible because of the#reveal that SHIRO- not Keith or Lance but SHIRO- is gay#I'm going to blow a God damned gasket.#Adam dying doesn't make Shiro not gay anymore.#He didn't take Shiro's homosexuality with him when they split up#and it didn't get blown to bits right alongside him when he was killed.#Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ.
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Andrew Lincoln behind the scenes of TWD Series Finale photographed by Britt Dvorak
#Andrew Lincoln#*#al#why are these so sexy tho#about to sacrifice my Aldi quarter to bounce it off him#it's giving alluring cryptid#please give him better jeans in the spinoff or i'm gonna blow a gasket#the pose in the second one tho.....#👀
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that bilingual feeling when you're like "I'm sure this expression exists. I've read it before. why is google telling me it doesn't. Does it mean something other than what I always assumed it did?? Have I almost made a fool of myself?" but then 3 google searches later you find out that no, it meant exactly what you thought, but you had just memorized it wrong by one (1) letter
#aka me looking up 'blowing one's basket' with a straight face#stubbornly thinking it was a real saying#until google informed me it was 'blow a gasket'#in other words#today I learned what a gasket is#it does make a whole more sense in retrospect. why would baskets blow up
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little self reminders for my upcoming final exam ♡♡♡
#it’s for french btw#i know ppl like to strive for perfect A’s and that’s fine but i kinda prefer learning how to study better#and not blowing a gasket when i don’t get a perfect grade#whisper memes#studying#studyspo#studyblr#study movitation#maddy perez#jenna ortega#zion moreno#anok yai#bella hadid
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