#blow it like a flute ooh ooh show me what it do

[megistusdiary]

Clorinde: “when I draw my blade, I am but an instrument of Fontaine's law 😠”

Reader: “If she’s an instrument can I blow her like a flute 😙”

IS THIS A REFERENCE TO LUHAN'S "LU" HELLO. literally jumped to answer this because it awoke a memory in me that i had forgotten about.

also, word. i love taking serious women (cough, arlecchino) and turning them into my squeaky toys that i chomp on and shake around violently fr

my favorite sport

i cannot wait for clorinde, she looks so gorgeous wtf wtf wtf

she comes home from a long day, absolutely exhausted. all serious and tired, and she just needs her cute wife to come take care of her tbh!!! step it up, yall.

[league-of-starlight]

Miss Fortune Hypothetical Voice Update:

Warning: It’s long. But she deserves it, so I’m only half sorry.

This is my first time making a big post like this so if you have any critiques or advice to make it better, I'd be happy to hear it. And if you have suggestions for any old champions you want me to update, I'll see what I can do.

@teeto-peteto

First Move:

“Let’s show what the Reaver Queen can do.”

“Two guns, five targets.”

“Been doing this for a while. Can’t get rusty.”

“Nothing like a bounty hunt to blow off the steam.”

First move with team:

“Anyone chokes, throw ‘em overboard.”

“Captain Fortune, coming through.”

“Alright, let’s sink these fools!”

“If we win this, everyone gets a free drink!”

Moving:

“These pistols were made by the best in Bilgewater.”

“Being a captain is tough work, but it’s gotta be done.”

“Gangs to kill, ships to fix, guns to shoot. Same thing as always.”

“In Bilgewater, there’s always someone looking to stick a knife in someone’s back. That needs to change.”

“When I was a girl, I dreamed about sailing the seas. …A part of me still wants to.”

Long move:

*Sings a sea shanty before sighing nostalgically*

“Ever since that night, I dreamed of gutting Gangplank… now it’s done and it’s only gotten harder.”

“Gangplank might be dethroned, but that brings its own trouble. I’ve gotta clean it up.”

“Sometimes, I just want to take a ship and sail away. But duty calls.”

“Bilgewater might be rough, but she’s home sweet home. I’ve just… gotta spruce her up.”

“Maybe there’s better guns out there, but nothing’s better than family technique.”

First encounter: (general)

“Call me Captain, and I might spare you.”

“I’m looking for a crew, you interested?”

“Friend or foe? Answer fast.”

First encounter with Ahri:

“Hey, nine tails. Figured yourself out yet?”

First encounter with Braum:

“Got any Druvask stew with you?”

“Save the stories for after the match, okay?”

First encounter with Gangplank:

“Bilgewater is mine.”

“Too dumb to die, are you?”

First encounter with Graves:

“Graves, glad to see you’re still kicking about!”

First encounter with Illaoi:

“Illaoi, here for chat?”

First encounter with Nautilus:

*exasperated sigh* “Look, I pay my tithe whenever I sail. …Usually.”

First encounter with Nilah:

“Do you ever stop smiling?”

First encounter with Pyke:

“Here to cross a name off?”

“You know, my offer’s still open.”

Encounter with Senna:

“Ah, so this is Lucian’s wife. Hm, lucky man.”

First encounter with Twisted Fate:

“Shuffled your deck? Let’s play.

First encounter with Yasuo:

“If I win, you owe me a flute song.”

Encounter with a Freljord champion:

“This is what Braum lives with? Interesting.”

Joke: *Fortune tosses her guns into the air, as if getting ready to catch them, but they fall on her and she rubs her head in annoyance before picking them up.*

“What comes up must- Ah! Damn it…”

Joke response:

“No room for comedy on my crew.”

Taunt to Illaoi:

“How much is that totem worth? Kidding, kidding.”

Taunt response:

“Ooh, clever. Now hush up.”

Killing:

(General):

“Bang.”

“That’s how we do it back home.”

“Fortune wasn’t in your favour.”

*Scoff*

Ahri: “You’ll come back from this, right? Right?”

Braum: “Sorry, big guy. I’ll tell a story about you.”

Gangplank: “Be smart and stay dead, bastard.”

“Abigail Fortune sends her regards.”

“Someone throw him into the sea!”

“No kraken to save you this time.”

Graves: “There’s a grave waiting for Graves. See, it’s because your name, it’s- you get it.”

“I’ll smoke a cigar for you.”

Illaoi: “Sorry, Illaoi. But I need to follow my path.”

“Things could’ve been different…”

Nilah: “And she’s still smiling.”

Nocturne: “Nightmares don’t scare me anymore.”

Pyke: “Crossed the wrong Captain.”

Twisted Fate: “Bad hand, Tobias.”

Yasuo: “Guess I’ll wait for the flute.”

“You were a good crewman, Yasuo.”

Recall:

“Don’t go dyin’ without me?”

“Captain duties, be back shortly.”

“Give me a minute, okay?”

Death:

*Groan* Mom…?

“I’m not… done yet…!”

“Damn it…”

Respawn:

“Woah, okay…”

“So that’s what it feels like.”

“Mom! Oh, I’m… never mind.”

*Scoffs* “Lucky shot…”

*Annoyed growl* “Oh, now it’s personal.”

(Pyke assists in a kill)

“Aw, you do care.”

[twstchaos]

Bouquette de Rosario: Birthday Girl SSR - Happy Birthday

After weeks of being mentally and emotionally bullied by Google Docs for not finishing this, Bouquette's birthday vignette has finally been completed!!!

...this was supposed to be done by June 13th...I clearly have missed that deadline.

“Happy Birthday” vignette under the cut.

Happy Birthday (Part One)

INT. HEARTSLABYUL DORM - BIRTHDAY PARTY VENUE

NRC School Newspaper - A Birthday Interview with Bouquette

[MC]: Before we begin this interview, I would like to wish you a happy birthday. 

BOUQUETTE: Thank you, [MC]. I appreciate the birthday wish. 

BOUQUETTE: Ah, here, have a rose. I know it’s my birthday and I’m supposed to be the one receiving gifts, so think of it as a “thank you” rose. 

[MC]: Oh, thank you.

[MC]: It’s very beautiful. 

BOUQUETTE: You’re welcome, it’s from my personal garden. 

[MC]: Wow, that’s amazing.

[MC]: Do you like gardening?

BOUQUETTE: Of course, I do. 

BOUQUETTE: That’s why I was appointed...well, self-appointed to the position of Groundskeeper of Heartslabyul. 

BOUQUETTE: I just like taking care of all of the rose bushes in the maze. 

BOUQUETTE: Though, I admit that I’m not the best when it comes to caring for the hedgehogs and flamingos. That’s what Riddle’s for~. 

[MC]: So, how did you get into gardening? 

BOUQUETTE: My parents run a florist shop back home in the Queendom of Roses: The Queen’s Bouquet.

BOUQUETTE: So, naturally, my interest in gardening and flowers in general came from helping out. 

BOUQUETTE: And after my schooling, I plan on taking over the shop from them. 

—

Happy Birthday (Part Two)

INT. HEARTSLABYUL DORM - BIRTHDAY PARTY VENUE

[MC]: Which club are you in?

BOUQUETTE: Funny that you should ask that, I’m actually in multiple clubs. 

BOUQUETTE: I’m currently in the Gossip Club–I mean, Light Music Club, Science Club, and a Dance Club that I started up in my first year at NRC. 

BOUQUETTE: Though, the Dance Club is more of an “optional attendance” club since most of the members are also part of other clubs. 

BOUQUETTE: Speaking of starting new clubs... 

BOUQUETTE: A few of us are starting up another music club where we actually do play music. 

BOUQUETTE: We jokingly call it “The Music Club That Actually Plays Music Unlike That Other Music Club” Club. 

[MC]: Ooh, sounds fun. On the subject of music, what instrument do you play?

BOUQUETTE: I play the violin. 

BOUQUETTE: I’ve been playing it since I was a little girl. My parents had me in music lessons for a long time. 

BOUQUETTE: They were even able to hire a famous local musician to teach me how to. 

BOUQUETTE: I really enjoyed the classes. 

BOUQUETTE: Though, now that I have sort of mastered the violin, I would love to learn another instrument but haven’t decided which yet. 

BOUQUETTE: I’ve been kind of leaning towards a woodwind. Maybe a flute or a piccolo. 

BOUQUETTE: Now that I really think about it, I’m really really leaning towards learning the flute. 

BOUQUETTE: I should probably ask some more people for their opinions. 

—

Happy Birthday (Part Three)

INT. HEARTSLABYUL DORM - BIRTHDAY PARTY VENUE

[MC]: Oh wow, I just noticed your hairstyle. Where did you get the inspiration for that?

BOUQUETTE: This triple rose bun? I saw it while scrolling through Magicam the other day. 

BOUQUETTE: Honestly, it’s the same as the single rose bun I wear every day. Though, with the obvious more effort. 

BOUQUETTE: To do it is just a lot of braiding, then Dutch braiding, and wrapping the braids around itself, and rinse and repeat. 

BOUQUETTE: It was Cater’s idea for me to change up my look a bit for the party, and I thought that it was a swell idea. 

BOUQUETTE: He said it was very ‘cammable, and I have to agree with him. My feed’s been blowing up ever since I posted a selfie showing it off. 

BOUQUETTE: My followers have been complimenting my hair and wishing me a happy birthday all day. 

BOUQUETTE: I should probably get some pics of the party venue to post before I forget. 

[MC]: Since we’re on the topic, what do you post on your Magicam?

BOUQUETTE: A variety of things, well, depending on the account. I have two right now. One for more casual postings and the other for more professional photos of me modeling or my floral arrangements. 

BOUQUETTE: My main account, the casual one, is just me showing people my everyday life. 

BOUQUETTE: I have pics of me hanging out with Riddle, Cater, and Trey. Pics of the hedgehogs and flamingos being their cute animal selves. And, pics of my various club activities. 

BOUQUETTE: For my professional account, I’d like to think that I’m considered a Magicam model now. 

BOUQUETTE: I do do a bit of outfit modeling, and hopefully, my photoshoot with Vil will help my popularity a bit. 

BOUQUETTE: My floral arrangements started out as me just playing around with the flowers in my parents’ shop and posting them.

BOUQUETTE: But, then it eventually turned into me promoting the shop, hence the shift from casual to professional. 

BOUQUETTE: Hey, at least I got to turn something that I enjoy into a sort of business thing. 

[MC]: Well, that’s all the time we have for today’s interview. Thank you for telling me more about yourself. Happy birthday.

[liumango]

Posting Mortal Kombat shit until MK11 comes out: day 8

Johnny, walking up to Liu who’s with earbuds: hey dude, what are you listening to? *grabs one earbud*

*now blow it like a flute intensifies*

Johnny: EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK

[donutloverxo]

So sorry

Summary- You max out Steve's credit card. Will you be able to make upto him?

Warnings- smut, daddy kink, deep throating, spanking

Pairing- Steve Rogers x brat!reader

Word count- 2k

Masterlist

You took a deep breathe, sipping from your champagne flute, scrunching your nose at the bitter taste of it. Why people liked alcohol you’ll never understand. In your opinion if something isn’t sweet then it doesn’t taste good.

You smiled stealing glances at the huge diamond chandelier above you. You tried your best to conceal your amazement, you didn’t want to seem as if you didn’t belong there. Until now you had only seen other people own designer bags and brands. You were from a simple middle class family and still a student who never really had any money of her own.

You figured you’ll never own a chanel bag or a cartier love bracelet, they were ridiculously overpriced anyway and totally not worth it, but you still felt drawn to them. They were always out of reach. Until Steve that is.

When you started dating him you never expected to have him buy you such amazing presents. He seemed like a simple minimalistic guy. But judging from your big fat tiffanys engagement ring, and many other things he has bought for you, being an avenger apparently paid well.

He gave you his credit card for your expenses and ‘some fun' like three months into your relationship. You never really used it. You didn’t want to take advantage of him, he already did so much for you and took such good care of you. But now that you were practically married, his money was your money. So maybe you can buy that Hermes bag which costs more than your rent? He asked you to ‘don’t go too crazy with it’ Would four thousand dollars really be that crazy?

“Look at the material on this. It’s made of lamb skin” Stacey gushed feeling the baby pink bag on her fingers.

She was the root cause of your crazy shopping spree. She practically forced you to spend so much money, you’re not even sure how much damage you’ve done in total but you know it’s pretty bad. She was a victorias secret model who had legs that went on for days and brown skin as clear as crystal. She was also Tony's new flame, unlike you she didn’t really have to worry about the bill.

“It goes so well with your hair!” she raved clapping her hands and looking at you as if you’re the most adorable thing she’s ever seen.

“I can’t” You whined resisting the urge to pout, that only works on Steve. “I’ve already spent so much. Maybe next month” You tried to reason more with yourself than her.

“Oh girl” She tsked you moving closer to you to whisper “I’m sure you can find some way to make up to Steve. He’s too whipped for you to care anyway”

You grinned at that. He was a lovestruck fool. It was so warming to know that you inspired that kind of passion in him. “how would I take care of him?” You frowned. You don’t really make any money. You will after you get a job but it still wouldn’t be nearly as much as Steve. You looked at her deadpanned face and then it dawned on you “oh” you breathed.

“Yeah” She nodded “now put your money where your mouth is. Men are easy to control, you’ll learn soon enough” She winked as you handed over Steve’s credit card to the cashier. You were happy to have such a beautiful bag, but you couldn’t ignore that nervous feeling in the pit of your stomach. Were you nervous or excited? You couldn’t decide.

You hurriedly punched in the code for yours and Steve’s suite in the Avengers tower, your birth year, opening and closing the door with your foot, your hands were too occupied carrying the loads of bags. You planned to hide your clothes and bags but you were too late.

There he was, the love of your life, the apple of your eye, your future husband, sitting on the couch, his left leg crossed over the right one. He looked at you as you gave him a nervous smile, pathetically trying to hide the bags under the dining table.

You slipped over to him kneeling to his side on the couch, it was time to butter him up “I missed you so much Stevie” You squealed hugging his bicep and nuzzling your nose into his cheek. He opened his mouth to say something, but you captured his lips in a bruising kiss. You slipped your tongue into his mouth, massaging his tongue with yours. You moaned into his mouth, knowing how much he liked it when you made those sinful amazing noises. You straddled his lap pressing your titts onto his chest chest as you trailed kisses down his jaw and neck. He pulled you closer to him, if that was even possible, by your waist.

“Wait” He said but didn’t stop you from sucking on his earlobe. He sternly said your name which made you freeze. You could be cute with Steve all you like but when the captain comes out, you know you’re in trouble.

You pulled away looking into his bright blue eyes and fluttering your new eyelash extensions. “Looks like you had fun” He said looking at your bags which were somewhat visible from the couch.

You grabbed his chin to make him look at you, oh how much you wanted to kiss that frown away but you can’t be too obvious. “I did daddy” you rolled your hips against his, pleased with the way his breathe hitched.

He held onto your hips to stop your ministrations “I got a call from the bank. You maxed out my credit card princess”

You whined wanting to stomp your foot but you can’t, not from this angle “But you said I could buy whatever I want”

“I also told you to be responsible with it. Just because we have money doesn’t mean we should be so careless with it” He reasoned.

You had to really fight the urge to roll your eyes. He was probably right but you weren’t going to admit that, not right away anyway. Instead you rolled your hips one more time, ignoring the way he called your name again.

You smirked when you felt his erection poking your thigh. You remembered the first time you felt it, after a heavy make out session, you hadn’t seen it but were so ridiculously afraid to fit him inside you.

You knelt before him as he stared at you, stalking your every move. You spread his knees making room for yourself between them and went to work on unzipping him.

“You can’t just get on your knees whenever you want to get your way” He sighed putting his hand over yours.

“Do you want to see my new bra?” You wondered. You unzipped your dress pushing the straps down to reveal your pale blue satin push up bra with a little bow in the middle, as if you were a present to be unwrapped. You could see him swallow, his fists clenching so hard, his knuckles turned white

You smirked at the small victory taking him out of his briefs and kissing the tip “Hello there little soilder. Did you miss me?” you pressed an open mouth kiss to his tip.

He bucked his hips up hissing at you “You played with him just last night” He said and cringed at his own words. You laughed covering your mouth with your hand. You had successfully infected him with your ridiculousness.

“Ooh” You cooed lapping up his precome before swallowing him whole, fitting whatever you could in your mouth. Over your relationship you had gotten better at taking him in your mouth but you still couldn’t fit all of him. He never really let you spend too much time on your knees anyway.

He bunched your hair up into a ponytail, probably to get a better look at your face. “No” You said pulling him out of your mouth, pushing his hand away from your hair “I just got it blow dried” you complained, his cum and your lipgloss smeared all over your lips and his cock.

“You’re such a brat” He grumbled “off with this” he bent over to unhook your bra slipping it off and exposing your titts to him. You should’ve known, modern lingerie didn’t really interest Steve, he liked seeing you in simple comfortable nightgowns. He sucked one into his mouth as you tried to hold in a moan. You gasped as he bit it, releasing it with a pop as he sat back against the couch, watching you with glossy lust-filled eyes.

You sucked his ball pulling it with your lip as he massaged your titt. You pumped him with your hand as more of his come came out of his tip. You couldn’t resist, you had to get a taste so you placed him back in your mouth.

You could feel how close he was by the way his cock twitched in your mouth. Usually, you’d swallow him whole or make him come on your face or titts. It depends on his or your mood. But today you had a purpose. You pulled him out of your mouth, looking at him with your best puppy dog eyes “My jaw hurts, I need a break” You made of show of massaging your jaw. It did somewhat hurt but not enough to stop.

He made a sound that was somewhere between a moan and a cry. You looked at his angry red tip, looking as if it was about to burst. “It must be painful?” You asked stroking his length with your hand. He groaned desperately nodding his head “It is doll. Please”

“Well I can’t keep my daddy waiting” With that he was back in your mouth so deep that your nose almost touched his blonde curls. You swallowed around him as your tongue licked stripes up his slit. “Jesus Christ” He sweared holding onto your neck. Even if he was upset with you he wouldn’t mess with your hair. Not when it looked so pretty.

Abruptly he pushed your mouth off him. You looked at his red flushed face and neck as he rigorously stroked himself, spurts of his come landing on your titts. He groaned and moaned and cursed, holding onto your shoulder.

Finally he sat back against the cushions looking into your eyes as you gathered some of his cummies on your fingers before sucking on them. “So yummy” You moaned.

“What am I gonna do with you” He shook his head.

You smirked feeling as if you had won. You pulled a few tissue papers out of the box from the coffee table cleaning him up and pressing a kiss to his cock before tucking it back in his pants. “Just love me and spoil me. You wanna see what I bought? I could put on a show for your” You perked up at the opportunity of trying on your dresses for him. You knew you couldn’t get past the second dress, with the type of clothing you had bought, you were bound to get your pussy fucked raw at the end of it.

He hummed “Sure – but before that” Before you knew it he hauled you up, manhandling you and placing you over his knees. “you have to be punished” He stroked your ass over your panties warming you up “How much do you think you deserve? How about fifteen for every grand you spent” He delivered a slap over your panties before pulling them down.

It would be a long night and you would love every second of it.

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[ihophashbrowns]

Oh yeah

She wanna ride she wanna fly so I say "where"

Come inside I'll change your life better prepare

Put in work in like the Renaissance

Bend that body like a gymnast

She ask me what I want

Blow it like a flute

Ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

Show me what it do

Ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

[wherearemyglassesbro]

ooh ooh!! can you do more characters in your genshin au?

Yeah!! ;-; I’m surprised y’all like it alsjalsksk thank you for humoring me :)

Sadik: Pyro, polearm, *

Yells a lot in his voice lines and despite having a whole polearm, he still uses his hands in combat as well. He switches attacks from a good ol polearm whack to a full on sucker punch. Such a variety

Sadik is the best chef at the finest restaurant in the Pyro region of Natlan

He runs the kitchen with an iron fist, nearly making his chefs cry cause he’s like...A muscular Gordon Ramsay. But he will soften up if he actually sees tears

Because of this discipline, his restraunt has 7 stars...When 5 is usually the best of the best. The food there is above and beyond! And only the richest can really go because it’s $5,000 for one serving of spiced chili slime secretions...it tastes better than it sounds

He has full sleeves of tattoos on both arms which show ingredients, dishes and scenery from all of the regions he studied in. His ink pretty much tells his life story so far. Once he runs out of room on his arms he’ll move on to his back

He does interviews for the newspaper and the reporters are like ‘how do you cook so well?’ And he looks at them and goes ‘I don’t burn it’ wow fantastic insight

He isn’t really into combat but he’s a playable character anyway! We have a (soon to be) playable nun so anything is possible

Abel: Pyro, claymore, *

Another hard hitting character who tends to be on the slow side cause of his weapon but his power move would inflict a lot of damage

Abel is a pro bounty hunter, hired by all kinds of people from the varying regions of Teyvat. He gets paid a lot but his line of work is scaryyyy he takes on like 3 ruin guards at once sometimes. His skin is littered with scars from hilichurl claws, burns and stab wounds. He doesn’t care. He looks super cool

His cabin is tucked away and it’s location is unknown to the general public. Only his brother and sister know but they aren’t allowed to go unless it’s an emergency. Whenever he meets them it has to happen at night within the walls of a city. He doesn’t want criminals or monsters finding out he has siblings

He has a map of each region tattooed somewhere on his hand or arm instead of using a paper map. Fire powers and paper dont go well together

Lilli: Geo, catalyst, Springvale Mondstat

She’s a healer and her attacks consist of meteors flying out of the sky and hitting enemies! Best used when enemies are not right up in her face cause she literally can’t do hand to hand combat at all so that’s her only drawback

She’s still a kid but her brother trains her to be the best she can be! Vash is visionless but he expected to get a Geo vision. He didn’t, his sister did. So he’s helping her get stronger and learn about her power. She is so grateful for him :’)

She goes to school as she should and does all of her work and on her days off, she practices out in the fields with her brother. Vash throws rocks at her and she uses her powers to stop them in midair and hurl them back in his direction. She’d never ever hurt him and if she did she’d literally stop using her vison forever

Her idle voice lines are mostly about her brother or getting home before sundown “Hm...I wonder what my brother is doing right now” “The sun is setting! We better get moving” “Ah...The breeze feels nice tonight...” “Let’s get moving! There’s so much to see out here!”

If she dies from fall damage or something her ‘death’ voice line is “Big brother...Please...Dont forget me...” OUCH

Raj: Geo, longsword, his ship

Super fast and attacks jump from one enemy to the other super quick!! Downside is that it’s hard to focus on one enemy if there’s multiple around you cause his attacks go from enemy to enemy

Raj is the captain and owner of a huge cargo ship. He has a crew of 40 strong fighters, all with visions. He carries cargo back and forth from Liyue to Snezhnaya and Inazuma. He carries minerals, food supplies, textiles, anything that pays well!

His sword looks super old and that’s cause it is! It belonged to his great grandfather and has been passed down allllll the way to him! He wields it proudly even though it needs a bit of fixing up here and there every other month

To pass the time while traveling by sea, he plays his flute and his crew sings songs! It warms his heart to see everyone get along

You could hold up any rock and he’d tell you what it is. He has studied up on everything he sells and I mean...He is a Geo vision holder so he takes rock knowledge seriously

Xiao-Mei: Dendro, archer, Liyue

Fast attacks that will knock enemies over for a few seconds, giving you time to run up to them and land a blow while they’re down

Xiao-Mei is a jewelry maker! She and her mother run a small shop under the docks of Liyue harbor. The placement of the shop is actually beneficial cause as ships dock, the crew will hurry in to buy something for their lovers before seeing them on the streets above! Very slick :)

Xiao-Mei works did metal and makes her own beads for her pieces. She incorporates a lot of shapes or colors from natire, often inspired by flowers like glaze lillies :)

She wears tons of necklaces, rings and bracelets at all times!! If someone likes something she’s wearing, she’ll sell it to them!

Antonio: Hydro, longsword, *

Attacks tend to focus on one enemy at a time and isn’t good for multitasking... Groups of hilichurls are his weakness but he’ll excel during big boss fights since it’s just one to focus attacks on!!

He has really flirty voice lines though jeez sir calm down...

Toni is an entertainer!! A sword fighting entertainer! People place bets on him and his opponent and it’s exhilarating work! Is it legal? Maybe! Maybe not! Everything is technically legal in the woods right?

He flirts with the ladies in the crowd and thinks he’s so slick but his pick up lines are just the worst “I’ve got a hydro vison :) I can make you...hehe...wet” STOP-

He tends to stay within the borders of the hydro region(Fontaine(?)) but will venture to other regions if his ‘career’ requires it!

He isn’t the smartest so he has a lot of moments where you’re like ‘wow...theres not a thought behind those pretty green eyes’ so...I mean he’s kinda a comic relief :)

Michelle: Hydro, catalyst, Raj’s ship

One of her power move things is a water shield!! She can shoot through it but things can’t hit her for like 30 seconds! Then the shield can be deployed again and can be used on other characters on your team

Michelle fishes and cooks for Raj and his crew! She was picked up off a beach, lost and disoriented. She’s made a family out of the ship crew and thinks of Raj as an older brother :)

She is a very talented chef but always makes more than needed so they have a lot of leftovers :0

She buys something from Xiao-Mei’s every time they dock in Liyue :)

[trensu]

Episode 49: The One with Too Much JGY and Not Enough Wangxian

Very little wangxiantics in this episode, guys, there’s like, VERY LITTLE wangxiantics

The fact that the show is bringing us down to breadcrumbs again is Homophobic 

But let’s get through this!

blah blah blah jgy acts all pathetic blah blah blah lxc engages jgy in a convo blah blah

lwj has to go in and be like, bro, please, don't talk to him

and wwx is like, yeah, you literally just told jc not to talk to him, follow your own advice dude 

lxc is like, hm, you make a good point...i shall continue talking to jgy regardless

jgy continues with his pity party speech and i continue not to care

BUT THEN LXC KNEELS DOWN TO SPEAK WITH JGY MORE INTIMATELY????

WTF LXC STOP THAT RIGHT NOW

lwj is like BRO

lxc is like I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING BRO

and i'm like DO YOU THO?

now he's going to question jgy and counting on him answering truthfully??

WHAT HAS HE DONE TO MAKE YOU THINK HE'LL DO ANYTHING BUT LIE, ZEWU JUN??

so we get a much less entertaining Q&A session accompanied by jgy's flashbacks 

(can we go back to lwj's drunken Q&A sesh? I’d much rather question drunk!lwj than sober!jgy)

the only point i had any actual sympathy was when jgy brings up qin su and her mom bc qin su and her mother deserved better

Ooh, lxc is getting super judgy about jgy killing jgs

This is where you draw the line, lxc?? c’mon.

i mean, judge him for how he did it, sure

there was no need to involve all those innocent women in the murder

but really, killing jgs was the only good act of public service jgy did

give credit where it's due, pal.

HELL YEAH IT'S BITCH-SLAP JGY TIME AGAIN

LOL EVEN WWX AND LWJ LOOK SURPRISED THAT LXC DID THAT

oh noooo lxc is asking about jzx and oh, wwx is PISSED

Wwx grabs the front of jgy's robes and hauls him up and yells in his face “WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO? SAY IT!”

cue flashback scene to jgy tricking jzx 

AND NOW MY BRATTY SON IS YANKING THE FRONT OF JGY'S ROBES SCREAMING WHY? WHY? TELL ME WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO IT??

HIS VOICE IS ALL CRACKED AND HOARSE AND HE'S CRYING 

I WANT TO WRAP HIM UP IN BLANKETS AND COZY THINGS AND PROTECT HIM FROM ALL THE BAD THINGS IN THE WORLD

jl collapses to his knees and my beautiful sunshine boy falls to his side and scoops him into his arms 

BC WWX LOVES HIS BRATTY NEPHEW AND GOD DAMN IT, JL DESERVES HUGS AND AFFECTION

oh jgy was about to touch jl's face and i was like DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE I WILL CUT THAT HAND OFF YOU

but then he pulled away bc i am very fearsome actually wwx was glaring at him 

and ofc jgy can't have people being sympathetic to anyone NOT him so he's like, what about me, huh? you never ask why I personally had to suffer!

Cue another flashback in which JGS IS A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG 

I HOPE HE ROTS IN ANCIENT FANTASY CHINA HELL

HALF OF THE PROBLEMS WERE A RESULT OF HIM NOT BEING ABLE TO KEEP IT IN HIS FUCKING PANTS

ROBES

WHATEVER

ugh i hate jgy too

he's essentially telling jin ling that oh, i killed your father bc your grandfather was scum of the earth

AS IF JZX AND JL DESERVED TO SUFFER FOR JGS'S SINS

FUCK YOU JGY

suddenly jgy takes my bratty son hostage!!

wwx shouts "JIN LING" as he jerks towards his only nephew

BUT IT'S TOO LATE, jgy already has that garrote AROUND JL'S NECK

WIPE THAT SMUG SMIRK OFF YOUR FACE SU SHE

I WILL END YOU

god i need to stop threatening people, i have no ability to back it up

lol jc is like WWX YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TAKE ALL HIS WEAPONS AWAY!!

and wwx is like I DID! 

siblings always find time to bicker, even in dire situations

lwj tells them that jgy hid the garrote inside his body 

bc lwj is smart and observant

but ewwww, the idea of yanking that gold string out of a vein squicks the hell out of me

yuckyuckyuck it makes my skin crawl

jgy tightens the string around my bratty son's neck and everyone freaks out, obvs 

oh jc loves his nephew so much! he's all like, if you need a hostage take me instead and leave jin ling alone!!

JC IS A GREAT UNCLE, JC LOVES HIS FAMILY SO MUCH, JC DESERVES TO RECONCILE WITH HIS BROTHER AND HAVE A LOVING HAPPY FAMILY

jgy is like, nah bc of Reasons

then my sunshine boy is like, hey aren't you forgetting smth jgy? what about your loyal lackey here?

but ss is an idiot and is like, don't worry about me boss!

and jgy is all, cool thx lackey

now lxc and jgy do some more chitchat i don't care about

suddenly there is ominous knocking on the doors AND A WILD LAN SIZHUI APPEARS!!!

He got chucked into the temple like the football lol

NOW WEN NING IS HERE! HE’S COVERED WITH RESENTFUL ENERGY, CARRYING BAXIA LIKE A BADASS

Dude, for real, wn looks so cool here

letting the tip of the saber scrape ominously against the stone ground and walking with slow measured steps

and baxia is freaking glowing

nhs calls him "brother" but i'm pretty sure he knows it's not nmj and just said it to freak jgy out

wwx ofc recognizes wen ning

AHHHHHH WWX IS DOING HIS EERIE WHISTLE AGAIN, I LOVE IT WHEN HE DOES THAT

SO COOL, WWX, SO COOL!!

his brow is all furrowed when he sees wn is not reacting and he starts to whistle more earnestly

wwx: what's happening? why is wn not listening to me? could it be...?

cut to lwj, looking all serious bc hey, this is actually a serious situation 

lwj: he is possessed by the blade spirit

wn roars and vaults over the distance between him and jgy with baxia raised high and it looks freaking AWESOME

lol we get a quick shot here of nhs panicking and ducking behind su she

jgy lets go of the gold string around jl's neck to flee from wn which gives wwx an opening

Wwx dives forward and wraps himself around jin ling

Then he twirls them to the side away from incoming baxia and crashes them both to the ground where they're safe

as this is happening, lwj sees his opening and draws bichen

we get a quick moment where wwx and jc are both fussing over jl, it’s super sweet!

AND THEN WE GET A SHOT OF JGY'S DISEMBODIED ARM 

THE CAMERA STARTS TO TILT UPWARDS 

WE SEE THE HEM OF LWJ'S PRISTINE WHITE ROBES FRAMED BY BICHEN 

BICHEN HAS RIVULETS OF BLOOD STREAMING DOWN THE BLADE

THE CAMERA CONTINUES TO TILT UPWARD UNTIL WE SEE LWJ STANDING TALL, FACE GRIM AND SERIOUS AND JUST OVERALL HOLDING HIMSELF IN AN IMPOSING BADASS WAY

wwx is looking at him like HOLY SHIT LWJ

Which is a totally reasonable reaction bc holy shit lwj

HA, now jgy only has one arm

I may not be able to follow up on my threats but it is gratifying to see lwj follow through for me lololol

gross, ss is all begging for medicine to help jgy

stfu ss, nobody likes either of you two

wn's blow struck the ground and cracked it before so now he's back up doing his steady creepy walk to finish what he was going to do

lwj's brow furrows and he sits himself down, cross-legged and summons his guqin

lol i love how he summons his instrument tbh

he just wooshes his flowy sleeves and his guqin glitters into existence

it looks very Magical Girl and i appreciate that

someone needs to draw lwj in a Magical Girl outfit IMMEDIATELY

lxc gets his flute out and our lan bros do a duet to chill out the angry sword spirit

LOL WEN NING JUST STEPS ON JGY'S CHOPPED OFF ARM

DO IT AGAIN WN 😆😆😆

let me just say, i'm really enjoying watching jgy and ss cower away from the oncoming wen ning

but oh noo! jl calls out for his evil uncle and draws wn's attention and wn tries to attack him

i guess baxia senses jgy's blood on jl's robes or smth? Idk, doesn’t matter

wwx tries to do some sort of spell to stop wn but it doesn't work and in a fit of panic he yells out “WEN QIONGLIN!”

thankfully this snaps wn out of it enough that he stops baxia like, one inch from my bratty son's face

the lan bros are still doing their Magic Music thing and wn is trying to reign in baxia but baxia's pissed off so everyone’s struggling 

wwx starts his whistling again and it's rattling Plot Device 3

lxc tries to stop wwx but lwj shakes his head at his brother like no, back off

wwx turns to look at lwj, lwj meets his eyes and gives him a single solemn nod

AND WWX SMILES AT HIM BC HIS SOULMATE BELIEVES IN HIS ABILITIES AND TRUSTS HIM!!!

this is the first legit proper wangxiantic moment in the whole episode, what the heck

GIVE ME MORE WANGXIAN AND LESS JGY, PLZ & THX

jc: wei wuxian!!

wwx turns to see his brother and jc FLINGS THE DEMON FLUTE AT WWX bc apparently he's been carrying chenqing around THIS WHOLE TIME??

wwx nods to him (and omg jc is helping him, this is good, this is a step in the right direction!!) and brings chenqing to his lips

we get a shot of lwj staring at wwx as wwx starts to play 

and the background music starts to get SUPER INTENSE and EXCITING as wwx plays

CHENQING STARTS TO OOZE THAT SMOKY RESENTFUL MAGIC STUFF

we get a shot of JC watching wwx play and this is the softest we've seen him look at his brother since he came back from the dead

he's looking at him like it's finally hitting him that wwx is back, his big brother is alive and here and protecting him and jin ling bc that's what family is supposed to do

AND IF I CAN’T HAVE WANGXIANTICS, I WILL ACCEPT YUNMENG BROS TIME AS RECOMPENSE

oooh, Plot Device 3 starts to zoom around and we get a fun bit of camera work so it seems like we're seeing everything from Plot Device 3's perspective

which is kind of adorable for some reason???

it's just zipping along and it sees wwx and wwx guides its attention to where wn is struggling to control baxia

wwx starts to walk, getting both baxia and Plot Device 3 to follow him further into the temple

lwj sees this happening and whooshes away his guqin and follows bc he's always going to follow wwx obvs

WWX IS SO AWESOME, I LOVE WATCHING HIM WORK

EVERYBODY IS STARING AT HIM IN AWE AS THEY SHOULD BE BC MY SUNSHINE BOY IS SKILLED AS HECK

he manages to get baxia into the coffin with nmj before he starts coughing up blood 

But before we can freak out about that, nhs scream in the background 

so everyone runs to check out what's happening there

nhs is all SS WHY'D YOU TRY TO KILL ME OMG MY LEG IS ALL CUT UP NOW, EVERYTHING IS AWFUL, HELP HELP

and ss is like BUT I DIDN'T, HE'S LYING!!!

lol baxia just leaps out of the coffin buries itself in ss's chest

AND THAT’S IT FOR SU SHE

good fucking riddance

But also baxia is nmj's saber

DID IT HEAR NHS AND BE LIKE, NO I CAN'T LET MY MASTER'S BELOVED LITTLE BROTHER GET HURT BY THIS USELESS NOBODY???

BAXIAAAAAA

WHAT A GOOD SABER YOU ARE *CRIES*

wwx starts up his demon flute again even tho baxia seems much more chill now that it has finally killed someone 

But let's watch wwx be a badass on the flute anyway

look at my sunshine boy go! 

look at him corral all that resentful energy!

love my sunshine boy

baxia is finally subdued and wwx lays it and Plot Device 3 in the coffin with nmj

he covers the coffin using some of his wicked awesome red magic stuff

but it's taking a lot out of him i guess bc he stumbles back and lwj is right there to catch him 

bc they're soulmates and they love each other 

aND GOD THE WAY THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER HERE

JUST, UGH

EVERY TIME THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER MY HEART GETS PALPITATIONS

And this is the only other wangxiantic moment in this episode, wtf show

cut to the next scene, everyone's patching up wounds and whatever

lol we can hear nhs whining like a baby bc omg it hurts it hurts, lxc be more gentle

and lxc is like, chill bro it's just a stab wound

nhs is like JUST a stab wound?? r u kidding me, i'm DYING!!

Which is exactly how i would react to a stab wound lol

now lxc is with jgy and he's like jgy if you do ONE more bad thing, i will definitely finally punish you mercilessly

then he starts checking out his armless shoulder bc lxc really is too good and not all that bright apparently

lol when wwx sees lxc tending to jgy's wounds and his face is like ugh i can't believe this guy

AND THIS IS WHEN WE GET THAT AMAZING AWESOME SHOT OF NHS'S FACE GOING ALL SERIOUS AND, LIKE, VENOMOUS

WE ONLY SEE PART OF HIS FACE, THE OTHER PART COVERED BY LXC'S OUT OF FOCUS FACE

AND NHS GLOWERS AT JGY

oh, my poor sunshine boy is wincing and holding a cloth to his STILL SLUGGISHLY BLEEDING NECK WOUND

SOMEBODY GIVE MY SUNSHINE BOY MEDICINE 

TAKE WHATEVER LXC GAVE TO JGY AND GIVE IT TO MY SUNSHINE BOY STAT

lsz is watching him very intently bc he's figuring out some things about himself and wwx that LWJ DIDN'T HAVE THE GOOD GRACE TO EXPLAIN TO EITHER OF THEM YET

lwj ofc has got his eyes glued on wwx bc, i mean, what else is there worth looking at in the Temple of Doom?

And i guess this counts as a wangxiantic too bc lsz is basically wangxian’s love child anyway!

lxc has the gall to ask nhs to hand him the medicine bottle to tend to FUCKING JGY'S (AKA HIS BIG BROTHER’S MURDERER) WOUNDS

GOD JUST LET JGY BLEED OUT AND DIE ALREADY

nhs is like sure! grabs the medicine bottle and hides it in his robes 

he makes a whole show out of rooting around in his robes to ‘find’ it and lxc goes to him to grab it or whatever so his back is turned to jgy

AND NHS, THAT CLEVER CLEVER BOY, USES THIS CHANCE

he makes a show of looking over lxc's shoulder and shouts LXC LOOK OUT!!

lxc grabs his sword and whirls around and stabs it right into jgy

and nhs is all stuttery and nervously saying how omg he saw jgy reach behind him and he thought he was gonna do something awful so he panicked

Then jgy finally sees nhs AND THAT'S WHERE THE EPISODE ENDS

So another episode with way too much plot stuff, yuck

I mean, we only got 3 actual wangxian moments?? 

What is that about, huh? THAT’S NOT EVERY GAY RIGHTS OF YOU, SHOW!

The next episode is THE LAST and we’re definitely getting wangxiantics there and i will definitely cry about it

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[leemarkies]

LU HAN LU HAN LU HAN

Ooh ooh I'm just tryna get you in the mood Ooh ooh Baby just show me what it do Now blow it like a flute Ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh Show me what it do Ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh I'm just out here with my crew Matter fact the troup Tryna get the loot Swerving on you fools Never hitting snooze Yea I act fool Got an attitude But I get excused Everywhere I go they yelling Lu I tell em move move Got somewhere to go I'm making moves I l been cooking up a stew Tell ur girl come thru Better get a hold or I'mma make that flower bloom ooh Oh yeah She wanna ride she wanna fly so I say "where" Come inside I'll change your life better prepare Put in work in like the Renaissance Bend that body like a gymnast She ask me what I want Blow it like a flute Ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh Show me what it do Ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh Didn't y'all get the news? This been overdue Left a while ago and set up shop on the moon (On the moon) Yeah the deer be everywhere Everybody scared Run n say ur prayers I'mma make it clear This ain't for no goons like You ooh Come at me I'll press u like some juice And I'm fresher than some Kools Smoke u with that ooz Watch how ur girl drool When I pull up in that coupe Oh yeah She wanna ride she wanna fly so I say "where" Come inside I'll change your life better prepare Put in work in like the Renaissance Bend that body like a gymnast She ask me what I want She wanna ride she wanna fly fly fly She wanna ride she wanna fly fly fly She wanna ride she wanna fly fly fly She wanna ride she wanna fly fly fly Fly fly fly Blow it like a flute Ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh Blow it like a flute Ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

[wordstrings]

Soft Spots for a Fiend

written and submitted by goo!anon:

[[ A/N: Hello! I’m fairly new with writing these certain type of fics, but I sure did try my best! I’ve been inspired by @wordstrings for a while and the most current Good Omens piece urged me to be creative. I’ve decided to create something of my own, this little fic right here. Thank you <3  ─ goo!anon]]

Wordcount: 1,731

[Good Omens, Aziraphale/Crowley]

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E♭ D D ─  E♭ D D  ─  E♭ D D … 

The very beginning of Mozart’s Symphony #40 in G Minor, K 550. Who could fail to recognize the tune? It was a rather ingenious piece, to say the least, especially for its time period; and yet, most people seem to recall The Magic Flute in a more fond manner.

T’was a pity that this particular work playing in the bookstore was being so rudely howled over by a certain bleach blonde angel. Completely under the mercy and overzealous expression of his best friend, Aziraphale’s panicked and forced grin spread painfully from cheek to cheek.

“My word angel, you’ve gone and flushed that little face of yours,” a voice purred out from above the angel. “You’ve got to admit, you did tempt me with how coy you can be. Don’t take me for a fool, love. I won’t turn down the chance to exploit a weakness.”

Crowley seemingly held nothing but pure schadenfreude in his heart for his opposite, as this was quite the predicament he had gotten himself into. Under the body of a full grown man with ridiculously powerful legs just to keep one little angel from slipping away. Still, one could say it was all in good fun; it was clear the angel was enjoying himself - otherwise, he would’ve demanded Crowley to stop. Not to say that he would stop, but that’s beside the point.

While the demon’s spiel allowed Aziraphale some reprieve from the torture he had briefly been exposed to, the hands latched tightly around his sides still reminded him of the situation at hand. He will be tickled and it will suck … That’s what his human senses told him anyways.

“Y-you cannot be serious, Crowley. You sincerely let my joke about your potential “goodness” push you over the edge like this? This is a personal attack - I just poked a bit of fun at you and in turn, you literally poked ME instead! I promise, you’re not a soft demon, and you’re not a good pers-” 

The swift movement of pinching and prodding fingers traveling rapidly up and down his sides cut him off abruptly, leaving Aziraphale to shriek out his remaining breath. Twisting and contorting under the firm hold of the demon, his laughter had spiked in volume as devilish fingers worked their way up into the angel’s pitifully defended underarms.

“What a keen observation, Aziraphale. Perhaps you can file that memo of yours into a safe place and call upon it for moments like these. Now, tell me . . Would a good person ever do this?” Crowley punctuated by firmly drilling his trapped thumbs into the other’s armpits.

Tossing his head back against the carpet both of them had been “wrestling” on, Aziraphale’s wide open grin allowed full-bodied laughter to spill past his straining vocal cords. Arching backward to try and release himself from the unforgiving grip of Crowley’s legs, his boisterous laughter had gained a frantic edge to it.

“P-plehehease! C-Crowley I d-dohon’t knohow if I cahan take thiiIIIIIS ANYMORE!” Aziraphale cackled, which was a direct result of the demon picking up speed in the abuse of the weakened angel’s armpits. While time spent together had been fun after the impending Armageddon business was settled, Aziraphale would never have imagined that this would be included in the “get-together(s)” package.

“Oh puh-lease, angel. Spare me the utter drama and take it like the little soldier you’re supposed to be. Don’t tell me your undoing will be from a little tickling?”

“N-nohoHOHObodY CAHAHAAN Behe S-SUHUHURE,” The blonde sputtered out, clearly discombobulated by the devious and seemingly endless onslaught of his underarms and upper ribs. “WHAahaAhT if I doOHO COME unDOHONE?”

Clicking his tongue against the roof of his mouth, Crowley finally slipped his hands free from the angel’s pits, earning a relieved gasp for oxygen that he most likely didn’t need ─ Human-ish bodies are needy, you know?

“My goodness, “ Aziraphale huffed and reached up to wipe the sweat that had beaded over his forehead. “You didn’t have to torture me like that, nevermind violate such a susceptible and defenseless area!”

“Oi, quit your whinin’, angel. My kind isn’t supposed to lighten the blows of attacks - we go straight for the kill. If my ‘kindness’ eludes me, you’d better be grateful that I stopped.” Crowley playfully sneered, attempting to free the angel beneath him by slightly shuffling backward, but still careful to keep the blonde on the ground.

“Lighten the blows? Your kindness? That’s what you call kindness? Tickling a man half to tears? I’d surely teach you a real lesson in kindness before I believe a single word of that childish description of your blackened morality.”

As soon as Aziraphale finished the jab at his friend, Crowley’s sneer dropped into something initially distressing. He deadpanned. Almost frowned. His expression was near impossible to read completely with those damn glasses in the way. Aziraphale paused in his efforts to escape, afraid he might have actually damaged his best friend’s feelings.

Almost reaching a hesitant hand out to the demon, Aziraphale’s brows furrowed in compassion and concern. “Crowley, are you alright? I apologize if that was too harsh, but I thought you weren’t one for being g- “

In an instant, the red-headed demon quickly grasped Aziraphale’s hand and pulled him forward, enveloping the angel into a ridiculously tight bear hug. At first, he thought the action to be rather loving and sweet, but positivity soon drowned into impending fear when he felt Crowley’s hands ever-so-slightly twitch in the middle of his back where the mantle of his wings would be.

Letting out a genuine gasp of horror, the angel quickly realized the situation he was coaxed into. That sly bastard played with his emotions and now he was going to pay. Dearly.

“My dear little angel Zira,” Crowley practically hissed the nickname into Aziraphale’s ear, causing his face to burst into brilliant shades of red. “I’m afraid you’ve made a grave error in your decision here. My graciousness and mercy are so rare these days, don’t you think? How unfortunate of you to take that for granted.”

Aziraphale could perfectly hear his friend in the ear he sweetly mumbled into, but the pounding of his heart just seemed all too loud and booming to properly process what was going to happen to him.

“I-I didn’t mean to -” Aziraphale choked.

“Ooh, of course, you didn’t mean to slip past your last chance at freedom! Still, I must admit it’s pretty ballsy of you to accept your fate with ‘open arms’ so to speak, eh?” 

Crowley pressed his grin against the blistering hot skin of the angel’s neck, causing Aziraphale to suppress a surprised chuckle at the unexpected cold sensation. The demon spoke up, seemingly for the last time before all hell broke loose. 

“Little angel .. I’m afraid even God can’t help you here.”

Before Aziraphale could even get a word in edgewise, familiar demonic fingers vibrated and kneaded into the base of his wings in a way that shouldn’t have been cosmically legal. Shrieking, the angel laughed himself into self-induced hysteria. It was all too fast, too sudden, and too much. In a failed attempt to free himself, Aziraphale wrapped himself tighter into the hug he was trapped in out of sheer panic.

The attack on his wings seemed to go on for ages, especially when his physical wings managed to make a sudden appearance from the unexpected foreign touch. Nothing but prying fingers at the base of his wings, torturing the smaller, new feathers. Nothing but the scratching of his sensitive skin underneath the thick fluff of downy feathers.

Nothing but the seemingly eternal torment at the hands of his hellish comrade.

─ 

Surprisingly, it eventually did come to a stop; something that the angel was deeply grateful for. As soon as Aziraphale screamed into the throes of ongoing silent laughter and tears, Crowley took it upon himself to grant his friend official mercy.

Crowley had been holding onto Aziraphale for the remainder of his cool-down, unsure if he should even part with him so soon after what he put his friend through. Sitting in silence (albeit the sound of Aziraphale catching his breath and relaxing was evident), Crowley reluctantly pulled away from the pleasantly teary-eyed angel, leaning back on his palms properly drink in the sight of his incapacitated angel. Miraculously enough, both beings practically beamed at each other, aside from Crowley’s goofy smirk. 

“Good Lord, you’ve proven your point. You’d put Lucifer and his awful deeds to shame if all of Heaven knew what you just did to me.” Aziraphale muttered dramatically, rolling his eyes and wiping away the tears of mirth that remained on his face.

“I’m glad we’ve come to a proper agreement now. I’m a damn good demon and rightfully so - one willing enough to tug on the wings of an angel.” Crowley stated, puffing his chest out in a show of victory and superiority. 

A firm push was bestowed upon the redhead, followed by a raspy chuckle from the man that delivered it. “Very well then, Crowley. I will admit, you’re a . . damn good demon indeed, tormenting me like that. Perhaps you can use this victory over an angel as something to tell your Head Department after they come looking for you in a few centuries?” Aziraphale mocked, standing up straight to properly brush himself off and fix the lapels of his coat jacket.

“We both know how you tend to stretch the truth, so why not entertain them with your ventures.” The angel spoke in a smug manner, but not hesitating to hold out a hand to assist his partner. “Who knows? Maybe you can call them about it tonight to get a good word in for yourself too. We can discuss it over dinner, my treat.” 

Crowley was about to get up from the floor, but hesitated at the sight of the angel’s outstretched palm. “ . . You’re too good to me, angel.” He reached out and firmly held on to his hand, lifting himself off of the carpeted flooring and guiding Aziraphale to the door once he was planted on his feet.

“Far too good for me.“ Crowley smiled warmly at the angel, taking him up on the offer for a free meal he probably wouldn’t even eat. "You’d think I was a fool to resist such temptation.”

—

Publisher’s note: aaaaAAAAAAAA I love this so much! I’m always a sucker for hysteria-inducing wingpit tickles. ;)

[ayeonz]

♪ ♥

LuHan - Lu

Blow it like a flute, ooh ooh, show me what it do

he just has such a way with words you know

[sasukecore]

aReYOutWo bRoke Up YET

Ooh ooh

I'm just tryna get you in the mood

Ooh ooh

baby just show me what it do

Now blow it like a flute

Ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

Show me what it do

Ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

I'm just out here with my crew

Matter fact the troup

Tryna get the loot

Swerving on you fools

Never hitting snooze

Yea I act fool

Got an attitude

But I get excused

Everywhere I go they yelling Lu

I tell em move move

Got somewhere to go I'm making moves

I been cooking up a stew

Tell ur girl come thru

Better get a hold or I'mma make that flower bloom ooh

Oo yea

She wanna ride she wanna fly so I say where

Come inside I'll change your life better prepare

Put in work in like the Renaissance

Bend that body like a gymnast

She ask me what I want

Blow it like a flute

Ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

Show me what it do

Ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

Didn't Y'all get the news

This been overdue

Left a while ago and set up shop on the moon

On the moon

Ye the deer be everywhere

Everybody scared

Run n say ur prayers

I'mma make it clear

This ain't for no goons like

You ooh

Come at me I'll press u like some juice

And I'm fresher than some Kools

Smoke u with that ooz

Watch how ur girl drool

When I pull up in that coupe

Oo yea

She wanna ride she wanna fly so I say where

Come inside I'll change your life better prepare

Put in work in like the Renaissance

Bend that body like a gymnast

She ask me what I want

She wanna ride she wanna fly fly fly

She wanna ride she wanna fly fly fly

She wanna ride she wanna fly fly fly

She wanna ride she wanna fly fly fly

Fly fly fly

Blow it like a flute

Ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

Blow it like a flute

Ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

[damanixjanay]

Luhan: " ooh ooh Baby show me what it do" Me: NOW BLOW IT LIKE A FLUTE OOH OOH

[alexsfictions]

I'm trying to sleep but my brain won't let me

Me(italics)

The music player from my brain(normal)

-

La la la la

La la la la la la

Oh no

La la la la

La la la la la la

Not now I'm trying to sleep

La la la la

La la la la

La la la la la la

La la la

For fucks sake

Ooh ooh

I’m just tryna get you in the mood

Just tryna get you in the mood ooh-, wait why am I singing

Ooh ooh

Baby just show me what it do

Now blow it like a flute

Wooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh

Wooh ooh

Show me what it do

Wooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh

Wooh ooh

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In case anyone wants to listen/relisten to this song

And look, a remix posted on Luhan's yt channel a week ago

[bvlladonna]

Mood: Now blow it like a flute

Wooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh

Wooh ooh Show me what it do Wooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh Wooh ooh

[jenology-archive]

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT NOW ITS ALL IM GONNA BE THINKING ABOUT

La la la laLa la la la la laLa la la laLa la la la la laLa la la laLa la la laLa la la la la laLa la la

Ooh… OOH….

I’m just tryna get you in the mood

Ooh… OOH…

Baby just show me what it do

Now blow it like a FLUTE!

Wooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh

Wooh ooh

Show me what it do

Wooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh

Wooh ooh

I’m just out here with my crew

Matter fact the troup

Tryna get the loot

Swerving on you fools

Never hitting snooze

Yea I act fool

Got an attitude

But I get excused

Everywhere I go they yelling Lu

I tell em move, move

Got somewhere to go I’m making moves

I been cooking up a stew

Tell your girl come through

Better get a hold or imma make that flower bloom

Oh yEA

She wanna ride she wanna fly so I say where?

Come inside I’ll change your life better prepare

Put in work in like the Renaissance

Bend that body like a GYMNAST!

She ask me what I want

Now blow it like a FLUTE!

Wooh OOH!

Ooh ooh ooh

Wooh ooh

Show me what it doooo

Wooh OOH!

Ooh ooh ooh

WOOH OOH!

Didn’t Y’all get the news

This been overdue

Left a while ago and set up shop on the moon

On the moon?

Yeah the deer be everywhere

Everybody scared

Run n say your prayers

Ima make it clear

This ain’t for no goons like

You, ooh

Come at me I’ll press you like some juice

And I’m fresher than some Kools

Smoke you with that ooz

Watch how your girl drool

When I pull up in that coupe

Lu?

Oh yEA

She wanna ride she wanna fly so I say where?

Come inside I’ll change your life better prepare

Put in work in like the Renaissance

Bend that body like a GYMNAST!

She ask me what I want

La la la laLa la la la la laLa la la laLa la la la la laLa la la laLa la la laLa la la la la laLa la la la

now we just gotta decide if renjun’s cover is gonna be called “Ren” or “Jun”… maybe when we decide we’ll replace “Lu” with “Ren”/”Jun” but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯