#bloody shower

[stillprettyunoriginal]

Names are so vital. So important and held to who a person is and gods Claude who has known Jericho through being far closer to Simon than himself now; through Jericho and the taking of his FACE through having to take in the mind of bloody fucking Martin. If names bring power, what sort of humanity does it draw out of a person when they’ve seen you try on a good couple. Maybe I’m just in my own head about this but truly, there are versions and layers of learning and change to the Jericho we know now, and after a certain point? If we move past his childhood? Claude has been there for nearly all of them besides the tubs. When he lost Kassie there was someone else and this one hasn’t LEFT through his learning and hasn’t died through him stumbling into the world and overall at his side. He has truly been one of the people closest to him. One of the closest you could get, at the very least, when you wear the face of a tormentor and feel your gut twisted by their own memories of their hatred of you or how you her them, and you can’t remember a world without that hurt. I’m never going to heal from these two I swear it.

(also the taking of Martin’s face is destructive to my mental health rip someone please save me it ruins me every time I remember it, n WONDER he had brother issues dude)

[danieyells]

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[fanaticsnail]

This dance has been app over my tik tok and it immediately came to mind when Garp stripped

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPR3oFUfL/

OKAY. THE WAY I SNORT-HOWLED STARTLED MY HUSBAND AND HAD HIS ATTENTION PULLED AWAY FROM BALDERS GATE III.

The tiktok link didn't work, apparently it's not available in my country - but the tags worked, so I found it anyway. Oh my GOSH, hon. I'm dying.

Live footage of Garp's little tease below the cut: MDNI

(Original Video Link)

Literally crying at this. Crying.

[homerjacksons]

I’ve woken up really excited to dive back into my current read

But I’ve also been looking forward to setting aside time this morning to rewatch The Old Guard

And now I am unsure which to go with 😂😭

[geniepuppet]

Everyone is wondering who the next guests on the season 5 finale of Puppet History are gonna be, but guys...

If the Substitute/Holo-Professor gets his wish...

The guests won't be humans

They'll be puppets

Update: didnt happen in Season 5! But we never did see the Substitute's body...

[slashingdisneypasta]

Imagine

You're walking home, or to work or school, or wherever- and you get caught in the rain. It starts to downpour. Like, big fat droplets of Gaia tears; Thick 'my son-husband has secretly hidden children within me causing a terrible migraine so welp; here baby Cronus, take this flint sickle and castrate brother-daddy' kinda rain. I'll stop with the Greek Mythology now, I'm sure you get it. Heavy rain.

You're getting soaked despite whatever you're using to protect your skin from it all (A binder, a bag, your jacket, a hat,.. an umbrella perhaps), your nose is cold, and you can barely see 10 feet in front of you apart from any street lights around, when-

A car pulls up directly next to you. You have the horrible panicked moment of 'am i going to be kidnapped today', before you recognise the car and the side door is thrown open in front of you.

Your F/O gestures and/or calls for you to get in. They knew you would be out at this time (They're familiar with your basic schedule ^^), saw the downpour and thought immediately 'Oh shit wait, Y/N's out in this'- and came right over to get you out of it.

What's their car like? Is it sleek and well taken car of? Is it a regular old thing? Does it look like its gonna break down any time now?

Do they have a blanket for you to throw over your legs? Or do they throw you their coat??~~~

Do they enforce seat belts? Are they gonna refuse to go if you just pull the blanket over your shoulders and 'forget' (Or genuinely forget) to buckle up or will they lean over and buckle you themselves?

Are they taking you to your destination or are they taking you to their house because you need a hot shower and to get warm or you're gonna catch a cold? Are they kind about it or bossy? XD

Will they stop by a drive thru to get you something to eat and/or drink? Maybe something lovely and hot?? Or are you two the crazy people who eat ice cream when its cold 'cuz it wont melt'?

Possibly most importantly; Is their any chance that your F/O would kick you back out into the rain for any reason? XD

[chtoyalt]

woah... they weren’t joking about exploration of crime scenes in their mature content description… i just… entered a corpse… with my hand… through its mouth… into its brain…. and then kim looked me in the eyes and called me Detective… anything for you kim kitsuragi……

[ohithankyou]

hair update: the colour took on my roots but it’s more of a tint everywhere else so i will need to do a second session as i anticipated

[kickbutts-singsongs]

shoot me now.

[johnhelliwell]

Excerpt from the 79 tour documentary

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

i have normal feelings about him

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

I feel like if one wants — and is trying to give themself — a mental disorder by using the label of “transid,” then they are probably already disordered in some other way that they are in denial of; because it‘s more stigmatized, or “less interesting” than the neurotype they’ve chosen to mimic… which is sad because they’re masking in two different directions at that point: one to hide their illness, the other to create an illness… which will lead to more illness. Bleak, to be honest.

[timefospookies]

Idk how y’all expect me to believe 14 year old Helen could take 22 people

Bro is scrawny.??? I can believe like. 2 killed 2 injured???

But 17 killed and 5 injured?!!??? HOW?? It just does not add up 🤨

well unless he’s in the US uhhhhhHhh

But then how would he get his hands on a firearm?? His parents don’t seem like people who would keep a handgun..?

[cult--of--hypnos]

Do you ever just reflect on something you read, write something about it, and end up feeling a deep aching inside of you?

[redjaybird]

From his cell, he heard a door open, and voices followed.

"So what we are doing, is running a program to help better people. Our plan is to help these people reach for what could be their best selves. Now, Mr. Finch, I will admit, some of our processes are a bit.. experimental. Will you be okay with your son in that kind of environment?"

"I have no problem with it," Daniel responded. "Whatever it takes to make him more like a model citizen, and less like a problem.. causer."

"Very well. We will be taking him, and a few of these other younger prisoners, and get them on the road to their betterment."

It seemed that was the end of their conversation. They weren't exactly whispering. Jay didn't know what any of that meant, but he wasn't sure he liked the sound of it. But he also didn't want to be staying in here.

Jay backed up from the bars a bit, pretending he wasn't listening in. The stranger that the first voice belonged to came up to his cell, "hello, Jay."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

After some time, Jay was in a vehicle with these new people. He looked at the one man, from earlier, suspiciously, with one eye, as his left was covered in gauze and bandages, still. "Heard you talkin' to my dad. You said some of this shit's gonna be experimental. What exactly are you doing?"

The man replied, "don't worry about that too much. In the end, it will also benefit you."

"Tch, sure.."

"Have you ever wanted to be a super hero, Jay? Have you ever wanted power?"

"Maybe. But that shit ain't real. So I didn't bother with it for too long."

"What if it was, though? Trust me, you will enjoy the results. I promise. Everyone loves power, after all."

"Why us, though? The trash of society. Not exactly the kind cut out for heroic bullshit. Because you won't regret it if it ends up killing any of us?"

The man just smiled, not really looking like he was going to answer that one.

"... Figures. Always something to be fixed, and if no one can fix it, they'll have no problem throwing it away."

[tinknevertalks]

It just struck me, as I got out of the shower, that in ten-fifteen years time, some teenagers are going to be doing their Music GCSEs (or whatever the group of exams will be called then). They'll remember the first time they heard that specific bit of classical music...

... And the episode of Bluey it was in. 😂🥰