#blonzie eddsworld

[blonzie4eva]

This is my man now go home ladies

[eddsworldbish420]

Blondgravy version - 💙

[peach-jelly-lemon]

Some doodles of random stuff my friends requested

[jeffrrandell]

Coloured obscure yaoi

[ask-the-neighbores]

Hey Eduardo, how’s Doguardo doing?

Eduardo: Think he's trying to shoo away our guest 'cause he's stressin' Mark out.

Eduardo: .... Like a good boy >:]

[melchiordommik]

hihi can you draw blondgravy :3..

Sure!! MOVE OVER BLONZIE IT'S MY TURN

[motoonz404]

so guess who watched the new beetlejuice movie

[kadiwright]

It's a Blonzie!

[sunbearsophia]

whoops accidentally deleted the title section trying to backspace and figure out a name for this post, oh well lol

anyways, just felt like drawing a couple of blonde dummies being handsome lol, had the og sketch from last december and figured it'd be a fun test in perspective lighting and atmosphere to actually finish

ppl who know me from twitter already know i love these two dummy brothers, now ya'll gonna suffer my blonde eddsworld dude hyperfixation too lol

also tweaked the blonde in their hair slightly to be less lemon yellow and more, well, blonde, might upload a version without the clunky shading to get a better view of it

[burby2007]

Im sorry but I'm weak

[dinos-eddsworld-sidebolg]

Full disclosure the blonzie comic made me chuckle, that was a little funny, and I'm always excited to see Mark and Eduardo

But if this is anything more than a one off joke I don't think I'll be able to contain my rage

[blonzie4eva]

YO YO ITS BLONZIE

[eddsworldbish420]

More Blonzie hcs?

OAHSHDNSND OK OK UH UH SOSOOSOSSOOOO he's had sunglasses since birth. His birth mom looked at his eyes and said "ew cover them" and his dad put on the shades. Then they made up a lie before they got rid of him "You're like madusa so you need to always wear these otherwise you kill people" and so he wears them as much as he can but he accidentally looked at Mark one time without them and panicked so mark had to explain to his pathetic ass that it was a lie

Blonzie loves old greaser movies and some noir movies, and of course, Johnny Bravo (thus the hairstyle)

He uses a single curler thing for his tuft

He had paparazzi (Mark paid them drunk one night bc he felt sorry for blonzie)

He's actually a local jet ski competitor with a 3 year winning streak

Fucking loves juices of any kind (thinks of grape juice as wine because he hates wine)

Tries to see mark atleast once every week

Was a popular kid in school because he ran with the bad boys (toxic ahh friend group btw)

Got baptized to kiss a girl he liked (cringe failed and got punched in the face) (I stole this from young Sheldon)

A surprisingly good and charming boyfriend

Denies a crush often

He's allergic to pants (not literally of course)

Laughs at no shirt no shoes no service bc of it

Gets a bunch of side jobs over town like window cleaning n such (volunteers as a free bagger when gravy works at the clothes store)

Adopted a bear cub once because the mom wasn't there

He kinda can't die, he has insane luck and survived a fire, bear attack, shark attack, drowning, heart attack, beat to near death, and yet he always turned up fine and just has a bunch of scars he doesn't really bother to hide (they blend into his skin really well aside from when he deep tans)

He likes tanning

He hates shaving his legs (he feels too girlish) but he never needs to bc not alot grows in

Adores rocky road ice cream and oreo ice cream cake

Hot chocolate supplement for coffee

He has an "I ❤️ [blank]" shirt he can customize

Selled girl scout cookies as community service

He's caused alot of damage jet skiing (got arrested so many times he became friends with like 6 cops)

That's all I can think of for now.. but yk, yeah >:)

[peach-jelly-lemon]

Random eddsworld doodles

[jeffrrandell]

Blonzie is the #1 ally

[ask-the-neighbores]

Mark, could you tell us more about your brother? I didn’t know you had one! :O

Mark: Oh.. right... I suppose I try not to mention him too much... And especially too loud.. because everytime I do, he appears out of nowhe-

!!!!

Blonzie: HEEERRRE'S BLONZIE!!!

Blonzie: Hey Heyyy little bro! Didja get the reference, or are ya too young? Haha!

Blonzie: Don't worry guys, I'm gonna be on this blog for a looooonng time! Buckle up, Buckaroos.

[he won't be on this blog for a long time, but that doesn't mean you can't magically wish him back later on. Blonzie may or may not take dares as well as asks. That is a Blonzie EXCLUSIVE! If an ask isn't answered, it might next time...!]