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Siigghhhh

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I found a pose and an image appeared in front of me it isn't my fault

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Yup. It's more blondgravy

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so guess who watched the new beetlejuice movie

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Some different old man yaoi and Eduardo meeting Blonzie

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Hey blondgravy community I'm back

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That's right 😎

Blonzie is the #1 ally

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hihi can you draw blondgravy :3..

Sure!! MOVE OVER BLONZIE IT'S MY TURN

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Sorry I've just. Been fucking around with these guys I can't

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Gravy meets Mark

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I accidentally broke my leg, it's facing the wrong way 😎

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Blondgravy save me save me

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More Blonzie hcs?

OAHSHDNSND OK OK UH UH SOSOOSOSSOOOO he's had sunglasses since birth. His birth mom looked at his eyes and said "ew cover them" and his dad put on the shades. Then they made up a lie before they got rid of him "You're like madusa so you need to always wear these otherwise you kill people" and so he wears them as much as he can but he accidentally looked at Mark one time without them and panicked so mark had to explain to his pathetic ass that it was a lie

Blonzie loves old greaser movies and some noir movies, and of course, Johnny Bravo (thus the hairstyle)

He uses a single curler thing for his tuft

He had paparazzi (Mark paid them drunk one night bc he felt sorry for blonzie)

He's actually a local jet ski competitor with a 3 year winning streak

Fucking loves juices of any kind (thinks of grape juice as wine because he hates wine)

Tries to see mark atleast once every week

Was a popular kid in school because he ran with the bad boys (toxic ahh friend group btw)

Got baptized to kiss a girl he liked (cringe failed and got punched in the face) (I stole this from young Sheldon)

A surprisingly good and charming boyfriend

Denies a crush often

He's allergic to pants (not literally of course)

Laughs at no shirt no shoes no service bc of it

Gets a bunch of side jobs over town like window cleaning n such (volunteers as a free bagger when gravy works at the clothes store)

Adopted a bear cub once because the mom wasn't there

He kinda can't die, he has insane luck and survived a fire, bear attack, shark attack, drowning, heart attack, beat to near death, and yet he always turned up fine and just has a bunch of scars he doesn't really bother to hide (they blend into his skin really well aside from when he deep tans)

He likes tanning

He hates shaving his legs (he feels too girlish) but he never needs to bc not alot grows in

Adores rocky road ice cream and oreo ice cream cake

Hot chocolate supplement for coffee

He has an "I ❤️ [blank]" shirt he can customize

Selled girl scout cookies as community service

He's caused alot of damage jet skiing (got arrested so many times he became friends with like 6 cops)

That's all I can think of for now.. but yk, yeah >:)

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Idk why but I fw this ship heavy guys

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What if blonzie is one of those like REAAAAALLLY ugly cryers. Like blubbering, snot, puffy eyes, really excessive tears.. The kind that soils tissues when he blows his nose when crying

Another what if, Mark comforts him but it's one of those "Yeah there there 😐" kind of things

He's the guy who's nose honks when he blows his nose

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Aw my babe got eaten by zombehs..

SOOOO I WAS WARCHING EDDSWORLD STUFF AND THE ZOMBEH PICNIC VID CANE UP AND I NOTICED IS THAT GRAVY LIKE HE WORKS IN RETAIL OUTSIDE KF SUMM3R GELLO????

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Yknow maybe leaving Mark alone would be beneficial.. or gravy is getting to me 🤔