#blitz & millie bffs

[miyakuli]

Couldn't help to notice that during the projection of Blitz traumas, some moments are obviously there like

the death of his mom & the injuries of Fizz

the rejection from his dad and his sister

his fear to be hated by his daughter Loona

his fear to be loved

but to hurt them in return

but beyond all of those sad memories, these appear

and yet those are not supposed to be sad memories

That means that even in sweet moments like this, Blitz craves so much to have this kind of relationship, something sweet and genuine and deep and sincere.....that from his perspective, it becomes painful to watch...........

[vvenuspng]

accidentally deleted the ask but. thank u sm anon ur brain is huge ♡

[jim-jams-posts]

My fav duo 🤍💗

[fuu9266]

I just need to yell about this moment here.

Millie, my girl Mills, bff, absolute queen! She was gonna keep looking at Blitz until he closed his eyes, she wasn’t gonna let him feel alone in this, not ever again. She couldn’t hold his hand, but she could give him the comfort of eye contact until the end, and my gosh, she’s so strong for that! (Not shitting on Moxxie and Loona here! Their not wanting to look is totally valid! Totally a normal response to such a thing!)

You can tell how thankful Blitz is to have someone to look at in the eyes one last time, as he says that he loves his found family. I just love how she wasn’t gonna let him ever go alone, she gave him the only comfort she could from where she was chained, and he appreciated that, so, so much! It’s all over his face here. (Imo)

[holdingfermata]

Anyone who says that Millie and blitz bff comes out of nowhere can bite me. Ok, we haven’t seen them play mario party but their dynamic has always been them having a friends vibe.

[zarnzarn]

I know millies face drop when blitz said no to being their third was because she knew it meant that something in him really had changed and their dynamic was about to switch up and that whatever he's been dealing with is much worse than she thought it was, if he was being that bluntly honest with her

but it would be so HILARIOUSLY angsty for this one blitzmoxmil fic of mine you guys have no idea.

tfw u realise u gotta break it to ur stressed husband that ur bff/boss whose advances u were going to finally accept no longer wants to pursue u

[ask-blitzka]

Verosika: Since I am more savvy of how Tumblr works, I am going to leave this list here for those who wanna ask things.

People to Ask:

Blitz (My Love)

Verosika (Your Queen)

Loona (Blitz's Daughter)

Millie (That Crazy Imp that who killed that sea beast)

Moxxie (Possum)

Vortex (Son)

Kiki (Still owes me 30 Bucks)

Ace (Obvious Creepypasta Fanboy)

Milky (BFF)

Apple (Sapphic Dumbass #1)

Coco (Sapphic Dumbass #2)

Kat (I really don't have anything interesting about them)

Josh (Bottom)

Octavia Goetia

*Unavailable

Stories:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/61526122/chapters/157290964

[lost-romantique]

I do hope, if anything came out of that party, I hope Stolas was able to meet a few people and maybe befriend them. Perhaps engage in some casual dating here and there.

However, at the same time, Stolas tends to isolate himself a lot, and he has as much social skill and charisma as a wet paper bag, so I wouldn't be surprised if he needs someone to literally drag him out of his rut.

I have mixed feelings on Verosika, while she did offer Stolas support; I also felt like she was trying to manipulate and paint this whole "Victim Narrative" onto Stolas who was honestly trying to reflect. She showed Stolas kindness, but I felt it was only out of obligation for being Blitzø’s "freshest ex". The moment Stolas finished his song, he immediately left the stage, meanwhile, Verosika herself kept the party going, not even bothering once to check on him. While I don't hate her character, I don't really believe her to be "bff" material the same way Millie was to Blitz in GF.

Stolas has always been "Single"...

One thing I've noticed people say that genuinely disturb me is when they think Stolas should learn how to be single...

Guys, Stolas has been "single" his entire fucking life.

On paper, he may have been "married".

But Stolas was married to a partner that treated him like shit, and forced him to live a life constrained from being his gay ass self.

People are treating the relationship he had with Blitz as them being in an actual romantic relationship, but as Blitz stated...

To Blitz, he and Stolas were never in an actual romantic relationship because let's face it, it's true.

Blitz simply operated under the terms that Stolas had set for them in their full moon romps.

Remember guys....

This man is an emotionally-inept dumbass, who automatically assumes the worse. Of course, he's not going to see any of Stolas’s invites as anything other than Stolas just wanting him for his body.

Is it right? No, of course not.

But this is Blitz, and I'm not expecting a man who has been suppressing every single major emotion and traumatic event in his life for 15 years (prior to GF) to pick up any of the hints Stolas was dropping. He's a dumbass.

So yes, Stolas has never been in an actual relationship, and I don't think he needs to learn how to be "single" when he's been single his entire fucking life.

The man doesn't need to learn to be happy alone when he's always been alone!

"You wanna know what I want? I want to know what it's like, to not be alone. I want to be someone's someone. I want to feel wanted. But like, in a romantic way, like I'm standing out in the rain at a train station and someone is shouting: “Harriet! Don’t get on that train, it’s going to London and I cannot be without you!”"

"I just... want someone to care if I stay or go. I want someone to want... me! To want to see me. To hold me. To look at me and think "You're the only one I want!" [sheds tears] "I desire to hold you and talk to you, and never let you feel so...""

So yeah, I really don't think Stolas needs to learn to be happy alone. He knows what it's like to be alone, he's always been alone.

~~~~~~~~~~

And you know what I want?

Maybe I just want, this sad gay 🦉 to give this equally as sad and lonely pan 🦎 another chance...

Because, you know, even though he's an emotionally-inept dumbass and a motherfucker...

He's charismatic and charming...

He's good at fighting...

He's protective...

He knows how to have fun...

He's got the most beautiful smile...

He's hot as fuck...

And I also heard...

He's got a pretty cool family.

[fivefeetfear]

Fighter Chp 3

………………..

“LISTEN UP BITCHES! WE ARE CANCELING WHATEVER WE HAVE TODAY BECAUSE WE ARE GOING TO THE PISS AWARDS!”

Blitz shouts as he kicks the staff lounge  door down spooking his coworkers and daughter in the process.  

“You mean THE PISS awards? Where they only exclusively invite famous people?”  Millie ask as she sipped her coffee.

“Yes!” Was his only response as he rocked on his heels and toes. Moxxie raised a finger as he spoke up.

“Sir, the probability of us going to the PISS awards are zero. We aren’t well know enough to be invited and we can’t even afford one ticket let alone 4. So how in heaven are we getting in?” Moxxie questions not in the mood to be sneaking into places they shouldn’t be. Again. Blitz look at Moxxie with a long blank stare not saying a peep. It was unnerving.

“Moxxie I’m gonna level with ya, I didn’t hear a single fucking thing you said nor do I give a fuck.”

Blitz then whips out 4 VIP tickets from behind his back flashing the golden tickets to his peers.

“To answer your question Mills, yes they do only invite uptight snobby fuckers to these shindig but I just so happen to be BFF with the opening act. Obscure Heart!” Luna finally tunes in to the conversation at the mention of one of her favorite singers. Her ears pointed up as she glares at Blitz in disbelief.

“No fucking way! You know Obscure?!” Blitz place his hands on his hips as he lean forward for dramatic effect.

“Yes I do. And you would have known that if you came home last night!” He shouts like a baby.

:readmore:

“She was at our house!?”

“How do you know so many celebrities?” Moxxie pipes back in genuinely confused.

“Look it’s a long story and I rather not get into now. All you idiots need to know is we were childhood friends that lost touch, ok?  Glad we had this talk, now let’s go to the PISS AWARDS!”

“FUCK YES!” Millie shouts in excitement as she grabs Moxxie by the hand ready to go home to get all doll up for the award show! Luna stands up and follows Blitz out the room still texting on her phone.

“I’m considering this my birthday gift since the last gift you gave me was a box of fucking spiders.” She informs Blitz.

“Sounds good to me!”

……………

“Obscure you have visitors.” One of the body guards informed me. I was currently having my revealing skin tight outfit fitted for the show. I carefully turn around and saw Blitz and his friends. Oh thank Satan! I felt like I was gonna vomit all day!

“Blitz and friends! Thank you for coming!” I say nervously as I wave my hands to get my nervous out.

“Whoa Damn (N/N) you’re a real fucking knock out! My, my how you’ve grown~” he purrs as his eyes traces the curves of my figure.

“Keep it in your pants B, now are you going to introduce me to your friends or not?”I ask trying to get my mind off the show.

“Oh right these dummies. This is Millie and her short dick bitch baby of a husband Moxxie.”

“HEY!” The white hair imp protest but went unheard by his boss. Kind of felt bad for the guy.

“And this is my special wittle girl Loony. She a big fan!”

“Da-Blitz!” The hellhound hisses in embarrassment. I giggle as offer my hand out for a shake.

“Nice to finally meet you Luna. If anyone should be given an award it be you for putting up with Blitz and his bullshit.” I crack making the teen wolf give a small smile.

“Yeah but I can’t say he doesn’t keep it interesting.”

“Oh I know there’s never a dull moment with the cheeky bastard.”

“Ok ok can you two stop talking shit about me like I’m not here.” The imp himself complains with a pout. I giggle as I pet his forehead.

“Sorry B it’s not our fault your a little bitch. Oh I almost forgot! These are the free liquor badges! So save me some shots! Ima need them mid performance to keep the tempo and shake the nerves!” Blitz swap the cards out of hands loops the lanyard around his friends and daughter neck.

“Awe thanks hon! I’ve seen your videos, I’m sure you’ll do great!” Millie cheers excitedly.

“I’m not into the pop genre, it’s no Mozart or Beethoven but I too am excited nonetheless.” I wanted to physically roll my eyes on how pretentious he sounded. But kept up the smile not letting what he said bother me.

“Thank you! I hope you enjoy!”

“Obscure your on in five!” I felt my heart drop as I took in deep breaths. Oh shit oh shit oh fucking shit! This is happening!

“N/N you ok?” I heard Blitz say as he snap his claws in front of my face.

“Yeah just really fucking nervous. Can you stay with me until I go on?” I ask softly still feeling like ima pass out.  

“Of course!” He response happily.

“A security guard will escort you all to the table. You guys have front row seats I made sure of that.” With a quick thank you the others left to their table to enjoy the show.

……..

Blitz walk me to the stage we stood off to the  as everything was getting set up.  The band was checking the sound and my dancers were either chatting or warming up along with my backup vocalist.

“This doesn’t seem too bad.” I mutter as I look out to the crowd, I could barely see them because of the lights.

“Oh I couldn’t fuck tell by the way your breaking every bone in my goddamn hand!” Blitz says trying to pry his hand our my grip. I quickly let go and apologized.

“B I am so sorry! I’m so nervous it’s about to-“

“HELLLLOOOO YOU SEXY BITCHES!”

Oh no. My blood ran cold as I stop talking.

“Are you fucking kidding me.” Blitz whispers  as he watches the clown himself slide down a pole onto the stage. The jester smiles wide as his stupid hat jingles.

“Before we get things rolling, I want to give a quick announcement! Due to Murder Mayhem being missing or some shit Ill be subbing in to be all your dirty lil fuckers host for the night!!” The crowd cheer as the clown soaks in the attention. As Fizzarolli lives his best life I am living my worst nightmare!

“Blitz I wanna go.”

“Go? Go where?” He ask trying to read my body language. I wrap my tail around me as I took a step towards my dressing room. But Blitz blocked me.

“Get out the fucking away!” I whisper yelled at him not trying to draw attention.

“No! I’m not gonna let you back out because his sorry ass is here. You made it this far. So you are going on that stage even if I have to drag your  bitch ass on!” Blitz hisses as he pulls out a tiny bottle of liquor.

“I snuck this in, I didn’t feel buying drinks but thanks to you I don’t have to. So drink this shit up, take a breath and make the PISS awards your bitch!” I crack a smile at Blitz version of a pep talk. He was always so honest and that’s what I fucking needed now. I grab the drink from his hand and took a big gulp. Uhhh it’s disgusting. But the liquor brought warmth to my chest and ease the anxiety. There’s no better remedy than liquid courage.

“Thanks B.” The red demon gave me a large devilish smile and spun me around toward the stage.

“Yeah yeah enough with the sappy shit. Now get out there and fucking sing.”  I smile as I stood besides my dancers and vocalist waiting to be introduced.

“Now without further ado please welcome to the stage the hottest singer on screamtube OBSCURE HEART!” Fizzarolli shout as a roar of applause echos in the building. I took a quick breath before following my dancers to the center of the stage with my head held high.

“Go get’em sexy.” Fizzarolli said as he walks by giving me a hard slap on the ass. It took everything in my begin to not react.

He’s so Disgusting. Once I took my position on stage the music began.  Fizzarolli turn around and caught sight of Blitz. Before he could confront the idiot he was pull aside by the stage director for next coming announcements.

I nodded to the DJ signaling to him I’m ready. He gives me a thumbs up and pushed a few buttons. I could feel the stage vibrate from the bass beneath my feet. The sensation filled me with adrenaline. I double check the ear piece holding the mic close to my mouth as I prepare to perform.

Ring the alarm (and I'm throwin' elbows)

Ring the alarm (and I'm throwin' elbows)

Ring the alarm (and I'm throwin' elbows)

Ring the alarm (and I'm throwin' elbows)

Ring the alarm (and I'm throwin' elbows)

Where my dawgs at?

(Uh, let me loose)

Oh, I'm overdue

Give me some room

I'm coming through

Paid my dues

In the mood

Me and my girls gonna shake the room

DJ's spinning (show your hands)

Let's get dirrty (that's my jam)

I need that, uh, to get me off

Sweat until my clothes come off

The lights are blinding and the bass of the music was deafening. It made the stage fright I had simply vanish as I sang to the audience. I expected to push my limits while performing but Singing and dancing an intense choreography is hard not to mess up. Having so many eyes imitated the fuck out of me but I had to push those feelings aside to make it look effortless. Me and my dancers move quickly to the beat of the song. We had gotten on the floor, shaking our asses, crawling, bending our bodies every which way to angle our assets to the audience. It built sweat easily as we continue to move as a unit.

“Holy shit this is so fucking hot! FUCK IT UP BITCH!” Blitz yells. Millie was cheering loudly in her seat while Moxxie couldn’t form a proper sentence. Luna was playing it cool as she recorded and post it on her social media. She would smile when she got envious comments on her stories.

And I bet you somebody's gonna

Call the cops

Uh oh (uh oh)

Here we go (here we go)

Yo, hot damn

Doc a Jam like a Summer Show

I keep my car looking like a crash dummy drove

I was able to step off the stage while the rappers took over their parts. I knew it’s gonna last a while so I made my way to my friends panting with a large smile on my face.

“Hey how are y’all liking it so far?” I ask softly. Blitz immediately went into mom mode as he grabs a napkin and dabs the sweat from my neck and forehead

“You are killing it!!” Millie says as she slide me a shot glass. I threw it back welcoming back the warmth in my chest.

“Your doing great sweetie just a few notes smile with your eyes and  ass. And bring those leg kicks higher, do that and your  golden.” I giggle as I shook my head.

“Thanks B, I can always count on you for a laugh. Mind giving me a hand on the table my part is coming up.” Blitz offer me a hand as I carefully step on the sturdy table.

Gonna get rowdy (rowdy)

Gonna get a little unruly (ruly)

Get it fired up in a hurry (hurry)

Wanna get dirrty

It's about time that I came to start the party (party)

Sweat dripping over my body (body)

Dancing, gettin' just a little naughty

Wanna get dirrty

It's about time for my arrival

Gonna get rowdy

Gonna get a little unruly

Get it fired up in a hurry

Once I was back on the stage it was just a mass of bodies and hands touching me snd my hands are on my dancers. Their palms caress me from my breast to my ass. I kept up my vocal riffs as I fell into a easy split before crawling forward on my hands and knees to the front of the stage. I felt so powerful being so openly sexual in front of millions of eyes. It didn’t matter to me if they like the show I had all their attention and I’m all they can think about and that was fucking hot.

Wanna get dirrty

It’s about time that I came to start the party

Sweat dripping over my body

Dancing, gettin' just a little naughty

Wanna get dirrty

It's about time for my arrival

Gonna get rowdy

Dance and getting a little unruly (wanna get dirrty)

Get it fired up in a hurry

Let's get dirrty

It's about time that I came to start the party (oh dirrty)

Sweat dripping over my body (wanna get dirrty)

Wanna get a little naughty

Wanna get dirrty

It's about time for my arrival

Uh, what

When the song came to an end the arena filled with roar of applauses. Hearing such a thunderous sound was such an outer body experience. I couldn’t  help the large smile plaster on my face from hearing the cheering. I could see why Fizzarolli was chasing this high, there’s nothing like it. It was so euphoric.

“Now that’s what I call one hell of an opening right folks??!” Fizzarolli ask the crowd making them cheer louder in my honor. I could feel my ear drums vibrating. Holy shit this is amazing.

“HELL YEAH SHE FUCKED IT UP!” I look to front and saw it was Blitz this made me smile wider. Millie and Moxxie were clapping loudly as Luna gave me a thumbs up. It was so nice to have friends to share this experience with, it made it all the more surreal. But I was yanked out my blissful feelings when I felt something cold wrapping around my hips. It was Fizzarolli Extendo arm pulling me to his side.

“Now before we move onto the next act how about a quick Q&A with the feisty demon herself. Obscure how are you fucking feeling?”

I grunt softly as I try to pry myself out of his hold but he just tightens it.

“Uhh yeah I feel fucking fantastic. This has always been a dream of mines.” I answer offering a small smile.

“Awee how sweet! That’s just the godly work we do here down in hell making dreams come true.” He crack earning some chuckles from the crowd.

“So we’re gonna dive into something a little more personal, you here with a boyfriend? Girlfriend? Fuck buddy?” He rapid fires as he squished our cheeks together.

“No.” I mutter out.

“Mhmmm want one? A fuck buddy that is?” I roll my eyes as I push his face away from mines. Fizzarolli only laughs in amusement.

“I came with friends actually.” I answer his stupid question not wanting to give off a bad impression on live tv.

“Ohhhhh and who are these friends of yours?” He questions as he zips to the front on the stage with a pair of binoculars.

“Well well well why aren’t I surprise. Blitzo how do you manage to keep snaking your scummy ass into the spotlight. Are you the celebrity bootycall or something?” He cackles having a spotlight shine on my table of guest. Blitz stood up on the table as he shout back.

“And what if I am you limp dick jester? At least I’m not the one making sex toys of myself to sale to desperate suicidal virgins!”

“Whoooaaa seems like I hit a nerve there! Be careful Obscure he is not the kind of guy I would get too serious with. He doesn’t know where his loyalty lies.” He took a jab at Blitz. A crook smile spreads across his face as he publicly shamed the red imp.

“Oh like your one to talk.” I spoke unintentionally. The clown turned his attention to me and tilt his body to the side.

“Ohhhh? Care to elaborate?” Fizzarolli challenges.

“Tsk never mind.” I back track as I began to turn away from him.

“No please, explain to me how I managed to piss you off when you were a total nobody to me until five minutes ago toots.” Nobody. I fucking hated that word. It just made my skin crawl having it be said by him again!

“That’s fucking rich coming from you. At least this nobody got by being herself until like you. Remind me again are those limbs natural or were you trying to impress someone else, Ollie?” I let the old pet name roll of my tongue and I could see the gears immediately turning in his head.

“Do I know you?” He ask as he move the mic away from his mouth. Not wanting to share personal information about himself in front of a live audience. That’s right he as rep to up hold. I snarl at him baring my fangs in anger.

“Not anymore.”

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And that part 3! Hope you like! Please like, comment, reblog or share!

The song is Dirrty by Christina Aguilera

Look up Dirrty Christina Aguilera l Choreography to get idea of what’s going on.

[a-very-moist-crayon]

The fact that the poster of Blitz and Barbie is frequently shown makes me think the whole mentioning about "oh we used to be bffs and then one of us left and the other took everything so now we aren't really on the best terms" (although Loopty and Lyle were still friends but that's besides the point) really has me thinking that's what happened.

Blitz obviously has no contact with his family so he latches onto Millie and Moxxie, and hell even adopted a furry to be his daughter. And the fact that most people don't contact one night stands after the fact yet Blitz has Stolas's number saved and assumably talks to him stands out to me. Like yeah he has the grimoire/book and they have their deal but like 1 he doesn't need Stolas's number to see if it's the full moon and 2 it's hell so he hypothetically could just keep the book no problem, so it leads me to think he deliberately keeps Stolas's number and holds up the deal to feel some sort of love. It's pretty clear that Blitz is quite lonely and just wants someone to truly love him (which Stolas does but Blitz is ✨completely oblivious✨ to it)

Idk I'm just rambling about this dumb web series about a group of imps murdering people

Either way I'm excited to see Blitz's backstory and relationships, and I'm really excited to possibly see Barbie Wire in a future episode bc she looks lit and her name is fucking awesome lmao

[zarnzarn]

Millie: Hey, if I asked you a boy question, will you promise not to be weird?

Blitz: I promise.

Millie: So there's this boy-

Blitz: You can do better.

[marithlizard]

The difference was startling! Millie in that flashback looks older and tired. She's far more guarded and hostile. I immediately thought of the stereotype of the hard-edged successful businesswoman, someone who has shaped herself into a weapon to break the glass ceiling. And I think it's very deliberate that the montage we see of her first year with I.M.P has _no_ romance and no focus on Moxxie. Millie did not transform with the love of a good man blah blah blah. She just got some space to be herself and grow into the open, joyful murderer we know and love. Blitz gave her that space. He's a loudmouthed dickhead and an irresponsible, emotional mess with an anger management problem, there's nothing romantic between them (and I don't think there ever was, Blitz is more attracted to Moxxie and therefore 1000% more of a bastard to Moxxie) and yet you can _see_ what Millie finds so worthwhile in him.

I love their BFF relationship. (Yes, of course it would've been better to show it earlier, but we're heading into the second half of the show with a much more well-developed and well-written cast than when we started. Can't wait to see where Millie - and Sallie May, too - go from here. )

Okay, so don't get me wrong Millie's still hot but like