#bless you (I just sneezed)

[sapphicsnzs]

i need to be cuddling with a sleepy girl and have her sneeze into my chest and be too sleepy to do anything so i get to take care of her cute nose as she rests

[snzluv3r]

my allergies were already bothering me a lot today and unfortunately i did indeed sneeze every single time the light got in my eyes at the dentist today. it was embarrassing and exactly like every obs i’ve ever read about photic sneezes + dentist visits…they even made the “this happens to people all the time” comment

[cerealbishh]

"You're pretty new at this whole relationship thing, huh?"

"... Yeah."

[bookwyrminspiration]

hi. made a fitz vacker moodboard thing.

(and I know you pay a lot of attention to detail, so I will say in advance that a couple of these pictures are purely for the vibes and have no canonical reason to be here)

FITZ FITZ FITZ FITZ FITZ FITZ !!!!!!!!!!!!

The center image is reminiscent of that teal heart pendant he gifted to Sophie--and the buttons!!! Even the buttons are teal that's a lovely detail! Same with the brain scans.

and the cinnamon rolls!! truly such a shame they don't exist in the Lost Cities. I should write a fic about Sophie teaching Fitz how to make cinnamon rolls. something about the merging of worlds, teaching him how to make something she loves, him letting her help him bake. i'm thinking thoughts

and even though he doesn't canonically play piano, the inclusion draws on the common perception of piano as elegant, elevated, and intelligent. which fit incredibly well with Fitz's reputation and perception.

fin I love it can I eat it raw please please plase pla sep alse pa selpas elasep aselsa peas

[snezus-christ-risen]

Instead of blessing them, calling someone by their pet name after they sneeze.

[nobodybetterlookatme]

Here's your reminder to post an update!

Okay I'm finally alive enough and have the time to get into it lmao under the cut just bc it's not particularly exciting and I'm briefly summarizing

So I went to my ranch hand job yesterday bc there was literally nobody else working, was kinda overwhelmed bc there were way more visitors than I was expecting and I was trying to stay the hell away from other people, but I was getting through it. But then I saw the creep ass coworker pull up so I locked myself in the barn before he could see me and sent out a desperate sos to literally all of my other coworkers bc I panicked lmao. So two of the guys from my fire station and my medic partner ended up coming to rescue me, and another one of them called me while I was there alone, so we love to see that. So they all stuck around and helped out until that creepy mfer left, then we all got food and hung out outside, I got made fun of for like ninety minutes straight for being diseased 😔

One of them left once we decided to change locations, we went to some park nearby to loiter, hung out there for a couple hours on the swings bc we're children, another one of the guys left so then it was just me and my partner. I got talked into hanging out in the car with him for a bit bc it was cold as hell outside and I ended up falling asleep?? Like girl help 😭 but when I woke up we went to get drinks and snacks so that was cool. Got my car and went home a while after that tho bc I was tired and dying lmao. Not really anything interesting but it felt like so much and I was being a gross wreck the whole time lmao

[aaaaaaaaaaaa-hey-its-jude-or-bee]

I sneezed just now, please say bless you to me is all I ask.

[nosygay]

btw when you see me go on a fuckton of rants about them being stupid and shitty to me this is actually a lovely thing bc nature (me) is healing and realising just how abnormal that is :) because the world is full of love and beauty bitch!! my friends are the coolest people on earth, strangers are kind for no reason, the birds are chirping and fuck off my cat is drooling on my neck oh no oeughh

[mariathechosen1]

[stoned-ratpack]

People of tumblr, speak your truth (I must know if I’m alone in this)

[snzluv3r]

i don’t know why but the response that embarrasses me the most when i have a sneezing fit in front of someone is when they ask if i’m okay 😭😭😭 like omg yes i’m fine pls ignore me and pretend this isn’t happening

[crehador]

the funniest fucking thing to me about age swap smic that i did not mention in today's (well yesterday's at this point) daily is samatoki would be younger than saburo and lol. lmao even

[bookwyrminspiration]

i have the sudden urge to draw the main kotlc crew as ponies. i have no idea where this urge is coming from as i haven't cared about mlp since i was six years old. help

is mlp in the air or something?? I had multiple conversations about it recently for the first time in years, too. mostly complaining about how unsettling adult Twilight looks to me, but regardless

how would you choose the pony colors? would it be like. their eye color? and it's a society of horses of different shades of blue except for that one silly brown horse or something? or are we going with vibes--keefe's neon green except it turns out its actually dye and he's really depressed grey. this is a major plot point

so many questions

[somedaytakethetime]

Me, watching the game yesterday:

[mrfoox]

Fabian has been buying new clothes and I am just an supportive cheerleader for him.

Then he said he bought an tanktop and I immediately went "tanktop? 👀" and he starts to laugh. So ofc I milked that our entire conversation. Each time he laughed. Yeah you like that baby girl? Me showing interest in your tanktop? Show it to me

He did and ofc I did intense praise and dude approval speeches. My man is doing so well and feeling good, I'm so happy for him

[navramanan]

Help i just realized i told two people from my lab some bs during lunch agshwhjdjdiwbf