#bleh idk what to tag with

[vamptastic]

im just very irritated about it all rn cos my siblings r now constantly making fat jokes bc of some tiktok trend and my moms doctors r on her about losing weight again which means shes on me about it too. my sister (who is a similar height & body type to me) keeps talking about how shes scared of gaining weight to me too and it's like i do sympathize, cos yeah if i had the option to not gain weight in the first place i would've taken it, but it's also tiring cos she's obviously using me as her standard of her Bad and Ugly prospective future. ive gotten to the point where i can at least her this stuff without spiraling and having my self esteem tank and adopting unhealthy fasting habits again but itd still be nice not to hear it all.

[likedovesdo]

[jiauro]

Heavy is no longer my least played class

[ritsmaos]

kind of bleh doodle i did at like 3 am last night :P meowple... meepurr...

[deerpups]

hi mizuki

[peaceandpiss]

He smells like sh1t.

[magickpancakes]

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

south africa but i've never been there also i'm drinking

HELLO MAGGOTS this is the good omens mascot here hello hello. my psychiatrist just spent today telling me how I won't be able to be out in college when it starts in May and I'll be misgendered etc etc it's all a good time. So my solution:

My darling cousin @imchronicallyonlinesowhat (the one who thought Sir Terry Pratchett looked like Sudha Murthy, was a kindly old woman and was married to Neil Gaiman because their book cover fonts were similar, OG maggots know the PAIN) who lives in South Africa asked me to make a South Africa post. FYI, she's moving to Australia for college, so you can be assured I shared my Australia posts with her she is SO prepared she won't say marmite instead of vegemite and she knows the Wibbles are inherently sexual. SOUTH AFRICA (I've only had a teeny weeny bit of cheap ass wine so far):

There a lot of white people there it's ineffable. There are enough of them there that my cousin regularly talks about not ever marrying someone who doesn't have some masala.

Afrikaans is a gorgeous language. I thought my cousin was showing me her Afrikaans notes once. She wasn't. It was her English notes, she just has the most illegible yet neat handwriting in the world.

They don't say yo but they say YOH and it sounds very much like a bass drum.

People at my cousin's school pump their hands in the air while saying jesus-jesus.

There's a trio of white boys that rule the school kind of like a genderswapped mean girls. They all look the same haircut-wise, they're Catholic and they're called the Triumvirate.

I'm realising here that my knowledge of South Africa is limited to cuzzy's school. But the wine is shit and I promised my blood-relative so I am continuing.

The books are fucking expensive and so everyone has to pirate shit. This sounds like the US.

Everyone is TALL. Like VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY TALL. The standard of height is insanely different from India. TALL.

If you don't have a last name you're going to get into legal trouble.

The no hat no play rule applies here as well as Australia apparently.

The wine cost like 2.5 dollars in USD if my conversion rates are correct, it smells like battery acid and tastes of rotted grapes. Nothing to do with South Africa, it's just that I cannot remember a single other thing about South Africa other than it's a country in Africa that's presumably in the South.

My braincells are already frying. For my cousin's sake, I'm going to compile all my Australia posts here so that she knows what to expect! Australian maggots your continent is about to be graced with the Good Omens Mascot bloodline. Notably the one with the Sudha Murthy fuck up so that's doubly fun. @howmanyholesinswisscheese, @im-a-sentient-magic-carpet, @madfangirlontheloose @obsessed-sketches @drconstellation and any other Aussie maggots be prepared and welcome her.

Toot Toot Chugga Chugga by the Wiggles is an Ineffable Husbands Song

Deaths in Australia in 2015, an ask

VEGEMITE IS NOT MARMITE, another passionate ask

Pt I Australia but I've never been there

Pt II Australia but I've never been there

Oh I hate cheap wine. @imchronicallyonlinesowhat I hope you appreciate this, blood of mine. I'm such a great cousin.

[carpediembitchess]

there is no greater hypocrite than those you love you most than those who admire you and guard your every post with honour and sacrifice yet when you fall short they're the first to berate you and let out ugly snorts for to love is to expect to give is to return and how can supporters support your sins, when they too have to atone?

[faceless-crowd]

Small sketch of a character I’ve had since I was first making OC’s! His name is Dr Wood and he’s every medical related nightmare people could have. Mad doctor dreams, evil dentist, psychotic psychologists, stuff like that

[inkyprince]

idk eldritch form for a md au?

idk its not set in stone i was also messing with brushed in medibang

Uhh its calles Blitx (pronounces blitz (like blitzkrieg))

[its-a-beautful-day]

Been thinking about how it feels, being the wild child

the struggle of not feeling human, when emotions get too strong,

when hands feel like paws and teeth become fangs, shoulders and hunches raised in anger and low growls of fear,

somehow this body language is easier, is more natural than my own

[lesbianwyllravengard]

Luis: hey cowboy Leon's search history:

[soren245]

So..

I ended up making a tiny shrine thing of fan I made it smaller than I wanted since I share a room and I don’t want her think I’m more crazy than I am

I am planning to make a plushie also the cardboard fan can also be used as a mask i <3 him to a normal amount

[alexandervovich]

My noodle-wolf-boy OC: Yoru eating noodles…

[dragon-king06]

Drawing Tigerstar! (the first)

My drawing tablet broke so this was drawn with my laptops touch pad lol