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The Wish
First time using blender
Song used: The Wish I - Joanna Wang
Characters are from Fool's Gold: Sands
#fools gold#dnd#Fools gold dnd#alce art#fools gold sands#Fools gold Rooster#dingo doodles#I only used the preexisting character sheets but I would have loved to add the guards too#dungeon and dragons#blegh is that enough tags
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Inspired by @dailyhmsw 's post of hms in Pressure [loop 3]. I am captivated by the concept.
Imagine if every time they die they restart and that's what the time loop is... (Also the quote is a reference to my friend who said that exact thing during a solo run and immediately got Pandemonium and died)
Imagine Sebastian explaining to them "ok and this is how the shop works" and Soul has to put both hands on the ids' mouths to stop them from insulting Sebastian bc "we already knew that!" (they are the only ones in the time loop <3)
#what nooo im not playing pressure as much as i can each day up until my low horror tolerance hits its breaking point (me when i lie)#my art#art#chonny jash#chonnys charming chaos compendium#chonny's charming chaos compendium#chonny jash hms#cj soul#cj heart#cj mind#cj hms#blegh so many tags#thats sufficient imo#oh yeah also#cccc#cccc fanart#cj fanart#cccc soul#cccc mind#cccc heart#cccc hms#there we go thats good enough#WAIT PRESSURE TOO#roblox pressure#pressure roblox#pressure au#< ill prob draw more of it sooo#cj au#cccc au
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so has anyone figured out WHY there is the Need To Share our Artworks™ or is it just the vibes and our Soul apparently
#ive been running on “two cakes. u aren't BOTHERING people by putting art on their feed they can scroll past it/if they dont they get ”cake“”#and we love “cake”#“cake” is picture on the internet in this case#like okay the contracts and transaction format is a me problem!! i need to get rid of the “utilitarian brain worms” bc they're boring#this is supposed to be a hobby and the “get a good grade in hobby” wolf in the brain is just crying bc that's how they understand the world#the “get a good grade in x” wolf has valid pain but needs to stop controlling my life because they don't need to earn “enough value to live”#ect ect ect#and the life of minmaxxed utility is a life of trying to appeal to a “correct” that doesn't exist yaddi yadda = boring#i love you wolf. also shut up. affectionate. concerned. you get it#ok so we remove tangible purpose from act of experience art because THAT'S not “the point”#because “the point” is the joy killer eccetera ecc#but then what? “here check out this labor of love. i drew this fucker 15 times. no there's no story* there it's just a guy”#*story in this case being an emotional engagement/a situation/a context in which to ponder/other#so it's just a Draw. no further analysis. what do others Get from that?#i know i deeply enjoy art because im a fan of the process of People Making Stuff. i love when there was nothing but now there's something!!!#THAT'S what's it all about!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to me!!!! right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#so it stands to reason that creation is purpose enough?? to be experienced???? to be known????????#idk!!#this is a nothing burger of a thought people have always liked picture on the internet stfu maiora there doesn't need to be a reason#this is just the brainworms talking!!! because god forbid “something not have a purpose”??? blegh!!!!!!!!#sounds like unhealthy rationalizing instead of letting things be out of The Fear™!!sounds like depraving urself from joy bc of BRAINWORMS!!!#so like!!!!! picture on the internet doesn't NEED inherent value. creation is enough!! (plus there's the Attachment to Character. also.)#but then why are YOU *points at you* here? gen q!!#i made an image you like and now you are reading my word babble in some tags!!! what's THAT all about???????????#it's INTERESTING!! do you see what im trying to get at??#is it empathy??? person made something other saw something other made- other2other connection???? intrigue????????#.......all this is probably explained in some book or yt essay somewhere. oh well.#in the meantime thank you for your time! we can pretend we were stuck in an elevator together and then i started rambling#i hope you have a great rest of your day thanks for stopping by!! <3#maiora garrulates
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wowwy wawawa. was worried about seeing a new psychiatrist, but any doc that gives me a month of ativan is okay in my book.
so anyway, I got that and also starting something called remeron after the weekend is over (going out of town for my brother’s 2 day chess tournament and don’t want to deal with side effects during it). Let’s be hopeful.
#I’m just saying I’m more used to drs not wanting to prescribe harder antianxieties but this dude was nice#plus I’d been a patient there before + recent ER trips and yadda yadda yadda it’s not like I DON’T need any#sorry that first paragraph came off as very ‘hehe I got drugs to abuse’#but really I’ll end up being very frugal with them and hopefully they’ll help with some of this irrational anxiety.#I’m happy for the help#I was very worried walking into his office. very severe. more than one bible lying around. uncomfortable seating.#but he ended up being pretty knowledgeable. we talked about prescriptions I’d tried before. he worked with my concerns.#new med is supposed to also help with anxiety and probably make me sleepier. which I kinda want maybe. I haven’t slept well lately.#and then I have regular ol therapy on Monday. so. we’re gettin at it. mentally. yup.#also like I mentioned. brother has a chess tournament this weekend#maybe you’ve followed me long enough to remember I took him last year. and the year before. and the year before.#I almost wasn’t going to go with him this year but now I am and I’m psyched#I mean. it’s not a super exciting event. I just sit around all day while he plays. but I like it. I like being there for him.#what was I saying? I dunno. this is too many tags. blegh blegh blegh.#you can ignore this#text
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karin was so stunned she changed art mediums
#ooh you wanna kiss me so bad#text in notes !!#anyway not happy w these expressions but i wrote this down a month ago so idrc :’)#for as horrible of an idea as it is to say this mid argument#it shocked her enough to break the tension#i can imagine ai would probably try doing that (joking around) during arguments at first but#theyll work on it yknow#diverxdiva#karinai#love live#ll art#my art#nijigasaki#nijigaku#I need to get better at tags honestly. does using my art even work??? blegh#love live comic
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HOWLING. SCREAMING. (it is 7:30pm and I'm struggling to stay awake)
#kerytalk#about me#just in case what you wondered most of my days are like uh yeah#add in the scheduled 'adhd meds have stopped working' critical concentration/emotional daily crisis between 1.30 and 4pm - that's my day#no wonder my psychologist is just 'ASK YOUR PSYCHIATRIST ABOUT WEED'#this has been a tag rant#contemplating if I can possibly dial in just the right amount of coffee to not make sleep weird#barely has an effect but enough to not make it settled and I keep waking up anxious at the moment so blegh
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man you ever wanna die just so you don't have to deal with the shit that is real life
#i mean ik i don't count bc i wanna die period. but this situation makes it even more so.#which is ironic bc the problem is i am in danger lol. but statistically speaking one is more likely to get injured than killed#and that is something i do NOT want 😐 idm dying - i encourage it even. i wish i did tonight - but getting severely injured is the worst#- thing that could happen to me i think. it's actually my biggest fear. it's essentially the only reason I'm not dead yet#(bc if it weren't for that fear i would just try to kms on a daily basis lmao 😭)#I'm just... very tired. i don't wanna live in fear. but that's impossible. my only other option here is death#this isn't even getting into the everyday life shit. i was supposed to send some files to set up some medical test#but idk if there's any point until the war ends?? like i won't be getting out any time soon probably#and idk if any medical ward that isn't the emergency one would work these days. so. eh#i lost track there. what i was going at is that through all this i also have my regular pains to worry about#and ofc my regular mental shit too. I'm doing badly enough as is lmao 😭#vent#negative //#suicide //#ask to tag#blegh. i hate it here
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Maybe it’s a good thing 911 isn’t on this week because if I had to hear or see the words “Los Angeles” after the Dodgers just beat the Yankees at Yankee Stadium...I may have needed to commit a homicide.
#dodgers fans please enjoy your win and leave me in my misery to sulk#I’m not even going to tag them to not be a bitch#the Yankees#easily the most ‘you should have won this’ game I have ever seen#baseball#good to know that apparently at least one thing can still get me worked up enough to have feelings#BLEGH
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honestly maybe making that blog was a mistake
#i left concentrated fandom spaces for a reason why did i ever think i was mentally stable enough to go back to that#i’ve been so stressed out about the stupidest shit for like a week i hate it so much#blegh i was in that tag for like ten minutes and now i feel like i’m gonna barf
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5 for Val, 6 for Eiryn, 7 for Lee and 19 for all of them
5. What is their greatest flaw?
Damn so many great options… But probably the manipulative tendencies and constant lying for no real reason. Whatever Val is doing right now, it is to Help you, they swear ♥︎ They might be party leader, but they are More than happy to gift their own tadpoles to anyone else who wants to eat them. No, they’re not using Astarion and Gale as test subjects to make sure it’s safe before slorping anything up themself, they’re being generous!! Btw don’t tell Lae’zel about this, they told her she is So right and eating more tadpoles would be the stupidest thing anyone could ever do.
19. Bonus: can their love interest(s) answer these questions? Why or why not?
I mean, Astarion absolutely agrees with the manipulation being Val’s worst quality, but he and Val are very much not trying to answer these questions correctly. They’re both cynical assholes who find the whole idea of the love test stupid and also don’t want a random dryad hearing all their personal business. Val tells her Astarion’s greatest fear has got to be breaking a nail, while Astarion explains Val’s real flaw is just being too irresistible, and they’re both enjoying themselves utterly.
Zethino tells them they know each other so well and neither of them can stop laughing about the stupid shallow circus game which clearly didn’t know anything about them and how they’re apparently “in love” after telling a bunch of lies to amuse one another. And Val looks over at Astation throwing back his head to laugh in delight and goes Oh. Fuck.
6. When are they most comfortable?
Answered here.
19. Bonus: can their love interest(s) answer these questions? Why or why not?
I think Karlach can get, “I tell the rest of the party to piss off and give us some peace, and then we chill with Scratch and Owlbear. Also then we make out a bunch.” Eiryn has no complaints about the addendum.
7. What are they most proud of?
Helping to heal the Shadowcursed Lands--not just because of breaking the curse, but because they resisted killing Isobel, and there’s dozens of people alive and thriving here now because Lee managed to control the Urge. They don’t remember more than a few months ago, but they’re pretty sure this is the best thing they’ve ever done in their life.
19. Bonus: can their love interest(s) answer these questions? Why or why not?
This question, yes, probably, Lee has hardly shut up about how proud they are of it since leaving the Shadowcursed Lands.
Unfortunately for Wyll, I got the “Orin disguised as Zethino” scene in Lee’s game, so he actually gets All That to deal with. I feel her questions were something more like, “Whose intestines did Lee eat for breakfast on their last birthday? Oh, you can’t answer that??? You’re disgusted and appalled by the very question??? Damn, Lee, maybe you should be with someone you’re a bit more compatible with.”
#thank you!#anonymous#val rosebrook#baldur's gate 3#marsh ocs#okay look it's mostly for the better that tumblr now puts every tag in the main tags instead of just the first five#but sometimes i miss it#like when i wanna tag astarion and karlach and wyll for my own blog purposes#but what am i supposed to do??? make everyone scrolling those tags for posts of their blorbos deal with my oc bullshit getting in the way#subject innocent tag goers to lee and orin's gore and incest bullshit???#is it not bad enough that i'm doing this to the general bg3 tag? must i make it Worse?#blegh#eiryn dale#Lee Ravengard Cliffgate Ancunin Dekarios Hallowleaf K'liir
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listen, i do not view i an flynn as some sort of god when it comes to s onic content. bro has had ups and dows, idc. but i will never understand the critique of his writing of amy , and ANY female character in general as not "feminine" enough. like, what is your description of the word feminine? you do know that's a thing that changes with time, right? and even in the present, the description of that word differs from place to place. so what exactly isn't so feminine about these characters when written under the pen of i an flynn? because when i read his stuff, i barely notice? i still think that i an flynn writes her quite feminine? and i know a good lot of s onic fans live in america, and i don't. this is what i mean. why critique him for something that changes over time and place instead of... actually getting down to the meat of the problem because i personally don't see it? like, if you're going to say he is unable to do so, say more than just "he can't write feminine characters" because... say it with me folks: gender is a social construct that changes over time and place because it just Does. and it's just so baffling tbh. truely i will never understand this critique at him at all. i don't think i ever will lmao.
#not fucking tagging this shit#i do not wanna get flamed#i just. i'll never understand it i really won't#i do think he has Some flaws in his writing of hers but it's not rooted in ''not feminine enough''#blegh#it just rubs me off the wrong way too because tell me why gender matters sm rn#like i get it. it does matter quite a bit to her character but it isn't an end all be all situation#ughhdgshdghdjs
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going through my following list and unfollowing all the killing stalking accounts i followed back in the first 3 months of 2021
#the start of my Yaoi Phase#not a very bright part of my life to think back on#ironically enough this was after i realized that im a lesbian i think#was this just comphet manifesting itself in a different form#who knows#and yeah i later found out that im nonbinary after the Yaoi Phase ended but i can ASSURE YOU that those two events are not related#at all#like i dont get that thing people talk about how all fujoshis become transmasc#even though i might technically count as that?#blegh#no#anyway its a good thing i dont have tumblr on mobile anymore#and that i just straight up do not use my phone that much at all#not after my brother lost it and it got found 10 months later at least#instead i just use my laptop#which may or may not be better#post#txt#fushi lore#tag lore
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LIVE REACTION (i was making a new dnd character when i witnessed this)
Hugo's love language is being fucking annoying, it works on Varian, somehow.
These are sketches inspired by Hugo and Varian's Cosplays made by @kristoffs-lullaby and @tomwaterbabies!
#OH MY GODDDDDDDDDD#WHAT IF I JUST BLEW UP AND died. what THEN#kristoff messaged me in all caps to check tumblr and i rushed over in hopes it was YOU#(IT WAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOAW)#the expression in my doodle is NOT meant to be negative btw IM LITERALLY JUST IN SHOCK#i went outside to just. stand there for a little bit. processing. and then my brother came outside and got really scared (its midnight rn)#anyways#im going insane i truly love your style and how you depict both their characters. so much LIFE. AND PERSONALITY#and it feels like THEM!!!! AWUAAGH#im SO !!!!!!??? HONORED that i got to inspire you with the cosplays#especially since this cosplay has been one of my favorites forever. i feel really good in it#and these make me feel some sort of twisted joy similar to dressing up as a gay steampunk alchemist#UGH but enough personal mushy nonsense BLEGH#this is SO GOOD. my god theyre so REAL#i see these and im like oh my god its THEM... the guys.... the dudes....#like their characters nearly jump out the screen with how much life u see in these WOAW#plus the way you shade and work with line weight is so excellent#the precious#art#varigo#vat7k#i will not be apologizing for going fucking crazy in the tags idc. look at them
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Met you at the right time | A. Fantilli
Summary | Adam attends reader's concert and fans notice
Pairing | Adam Fantilli x reader
Warning | Gracie Abrams faceclaim!
Author's Note | I cannot thank you all enough for the love on "Into Your Room!" I hope you all had an amazing holiday! I'm currently spending time with family so idk when I'll be able to post next! I also liked the smau format. Please send requests! Enjoy!
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y/nupdates y/n looked so happy at her show last night in Columbus! she wouldn't look away from the vip area!
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user1 i was there! she was so smiley during Feels Like!
user2 some people on twitter were saying that some of the hockey team was there last night. was there any confirmation?
↳ user1 oh my gosh yes! i thought i saw Adam Fantilli there and maybe some others too
↳ user2 WAIT ADAM JUST LIKED THIS POST?!
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yourusername cbus you give me butterflies 🦋🩵
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user3 was it because of us or a certain someone in the crowd?
↳ user1 i was looking for these kinds of comments lol
luca.fantilli in case my brother doesn't say it, you're welcome
↳ user2 what does this meannnnnnnn
yourbff I love being your groupie!!
↳ yourusername you're more than that! you're my stagehand!
↳ yourbff yeah ok.
adamfantilli you're always welcome back
kentjohnson.13 my man is blushingggg
↳ user4 this is about adam right?
user4 oh my gosh i want her and adam to get together so baddd
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adamfantilli always tying her shoes
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g.brindley4 did i miss a chapter?
↳ adamfantilli yeah sorry bud
user5 instinct tells me that those are y/n's shoes in the second slide
↳ user6 or maybe you're crazy
yourusername she's very lucky!
↳ adamfantilli she needs to invest in velcro shoes
↳ user1 OH MY GOD IT'S HAPPENING
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yourusername days off
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user1 what movie did you see?
↳ yourusername the new hunger games movie! so good!
kentjohnson.13 keep him in line!
adamfantilli i would hate to be on the receiving end of that glare
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y/nupdates y/n and adam at a party recently!
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user1 i'm super happy for her but the second picture looks personal
↳ user 3 yeah I was going to say we should respect their privacy
user6 so cute but you should take these down
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yourusername hard launch? hard launch. 🦋👑🩵
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yourbestfriend i thought you got that crown for me?
↳ yourusername i'm sorry adam asked to try it on. you're still my queen i promise
↳ adamfantilli i feel like i'm intruding on something
adamfantilli met you at the right time
↳ user1 stop not him quoting her songssss
↳ yourusername you're so cute
kentjohnson.13 blegh (you guys are very cute)
↳ adamfantilli aw that wasn't too hard was it?
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adamfantilli nhl awards
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yourusername so proud of you! 🦋🩵
↳ adamfantilli loved having you by my side 🩵
bluejacketsnhl our #1 rookie!
user6 stop they're so cute I can't take it
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yourusername rookie of the year 🩵
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adamfantilli you mean more than a trophy
↳ yourusername oh you sap
↳ kentjohnson.13 SAP
↳ g.brindley4 SAP
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user1 i can't get over that i was at the same concert as adam and now they're dating
nhl congrats mr. y/n y/l/n 🦋🩵
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↳ yourusername don't take it personally babe
#adam fantilli x reader#adam fantilli imagine#adam fantilli#nhl imagine#hockey imagine#social media au#nhl x reader#hockey x reader#adam fantilli blurb
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don't crush the wings
pairing ➸ luffy x fem!reader
details ➸ tags: modern au! humor & spice! gratuitous use of the f-bomb // cw: no smut, but a little suggestive; drinking. everyone's at least 20 & this doesn't take place in america; reader wears a dress & is called a girl at one point // wc: 2k
a/n ➸ happy halloween! 🎃 muahahaha
“We are gonna get fucked up tonight,” Nami sings into your ear with a sharp giggle. She’s sitting on your lap, turned towards you with a long bottle in her dainty, manicured hand. Fishnets run up her thighs, up, up, up into her short black miniskirt, and the fabric rides up farther as she wiggles in your lap.
“Or just fucked,” you mutter, side-eyeing your friend. You know for a fact that Nami has goals she plans to achieve by the end of the night, and they probably have something to do with a pretty girl whose name starts with ‘V’ and ends with ‘ivi’.
It’s Halloweekend, a Friday night, and you’re pregaming in the shoddy little apartment you share with Nami and Usopp. Nami’s dressed to kill as an alluring vampire vixen, and Usopp’s fiddling with the zipper of his Party City superhero costume. Knowing your friends, you expect for a little mayhem to occur tonight. Especially considering the party you’ll be attending: hosted by none other than the ASL brothers.
If there’s one things you can trust the ASL brothers to do, it’s to wreak havoc on society. If there’s a second thing you can trust the ASL brothers to do, it’s to throw a decent party.
Nami swats your thigh at your remark and thrusts the bottle into your hands. “Drink more,” she orders. “You’re not nearly drunk enough.” You fumble for your Hello Kitty shot glass and pour liquor into your glass.
“Just drink from the bottle,” Nami chides, fingers curling around the hem of your dress. You take this in stride; sink into the spotty old couch Usopp salvaged from a flea market with a sigh. Nami’s a flirty drinker: you know this. Get a couple drinks in her and she’ll get touchy and bossy—or, bossier than she already is. The girl cocks her chin up at you in challenge. “Don’t be a pussy.” She’ll also get mouthy.
You reject her protests with a minute shake of your head. “No way.” Usopp trots over from across the room with a matching Hello Kitty glass, and you tip the bottleneck until vodka pours out, to Nami’s displeasure. “I’m not a fucking heathen.”
“Cheers to that,” Usopp says, then clinks his glass with yours—Hello Kitty to Hello Kitty. He throws his drink back and immediately starts coughing.
You smile at your friend’s pathetic demonstration, raise your glass, and toss the drink to the back of your throat. It goes down a little smoother than your first had, but still lights a fire in your chest, tears prickling at the corners of your eyes.
A loud knock has your head swiveling to the front door. “The calvary is here!” Someone from the other side shouts.
You say Usopp’s name, and he rolls his eyes.
“Yeah, yeah,” he says and shuffles toward the door, probably resenting the day he signed a six-month lease with two bossy girls. He quickly unlocks the door, swinging it wide open. A boy springs through the entrance with a loud whoop, arms in the air. Behind him struts the moss-headed Zoro, who heads straight for the kitchen, determined to find the booze and drink you out of house and home, you’re sure. Hovering by the entrance lingers Sanji, who towers over Usopp.
“Are you seriously dressed as Batman?” You hear him ask.
Usopp’s pitch raises unnaturally as he defends himself. “The ladies love Batman!”
Sanji snorts. “What do you know about ladies?” He asks, stepping around the Walmart Superhero. Suddenly, he halts, gaze locking on you and Nami like a fucking aim-bot.
“Nami-Swaaaaaaan!~” He croons.
Nami grabs the bottle from your hands and takes a giant swig.
“And you must be an angel,” the blond appears at your side, sighing dreamily. A crown rests atop his head; his hair shines like spun gold. Blegh.
“A fairy, actually.” You reply, jab your thumb at the iridescent wings strapped to your back.
He nods reverently. “Ah, but of course. You’re made of faith and trust, magic and whimsy, my ethereal little pixie.”
You blink once, twice. Wonder if this loon pregamed the pregame, or if he’s just naturally this ridiculous. Nami takes another shot of vodka, and Sanji’s eyes track the curve of Nami’s neck as she gulps and sighs.
Damn it all to hell. You debate stealing the bottle and drinking from it like a heathen. Nami was right. You are most certainly not drunk enough for this.
Nami and Usopp’s friends are… Well. They’re something, alright. You met the duo in college and fell in love with their snarky energy, but their non-college friends? You pan your head from Sanji and Zoro, who are halfway to beating each other’s faces in in the middle of your kitchen, to their springy friend Luffy, who’s quite literally bouncing off the walls. Yeah… You try to avoid them when you can.
But. Tonight’s Halloween. The one day you’re legally required to make bad decisions.
So, more alcohol. You tug the bottle from Nami’s death-grip and take a healthy swig. “What happened to ‘not being a fucking heathen?’” She quotes, mirth bubbling in her voice.
You open your mouth to say something unbelievable witty and dry, but are interrupted. “Who’s fucking heathens?” Someone behind you asks. Both you and Nami turn to face Luffy, who’s leaning over the back of your couch, upside down.
“Nami,” you deadpan, at the same time she intones your name.
Luffy laughs, boyish, but also… Not. His hair’s pulled towards the ground, black curls pulled back to reveal thin brows and half-lidded eyes, and the expression is a little… Sexy. Somehow. Impossibly. Kinda lazy-like, with a shit-eating grin, and it’s...
You clear your throat, feeling a bit warm.
“Shouldn’t you be with your brothers? Y’know. Hosting a party right now?” You ask. Luffy chortles. In your peripherals you can see Nami considering you, undoubtedly smelling blood in the water.
“Nah. Ace n’Sabo threw me out ta stop me from eating all the snacks,” he says. His words aren’t quite slurred, but come out as a drawl, low and intoxicating. You have no idea how this man did a complete 180 in the span of 30 seconds. It’s giving you serious whiplash.
The front door opens once more, and Nami lets out a little squeak. Ah, that’s probably Vivi and co. Hmm. Dimmed lights, a sultry voice warbling over the speakers, intermingling with the occasional drunken shout… This is turning out to be a successful pregame.
Nami jumps off your lap, stealing the bottle from your hands one last time. Her limbs tremble before she inhales deeply, steeling her nerves.
“Have fun,” you say, shooting her a look.
“Oh, bite me,” the vampire snaps, then stalks off to go flirt with Vivi. You silently wish her luck (the amount of times you’ve had to listen to her hopelessly pine is staggering) and turn back to face Luffy again, a twinge of uncertainty in your gut.
He’s dressed like a football player, you realize. It’s a good look on him. His jersey is neon yellow and trimmed in green, but the color’s not as obtrusive as it might be in brighter lighting. And it shows off his lean figure, which is. Nice.
Appreciative as you are of his frame, you’re thinking up exit strategies by the minute. This is uncharted territory. You can count the number of times you’ve had a one-on-one conversation with the man on a single hand, and, don’t really feel like stumbling your way through small talk.
“You’re glowing,” Luffy notes. “S’pretty.”
Never mind. This is cool.
“Thanks,” you say, sheepish. “It’s the body shimmer. I’m a fairy.”
“A pretty one.”
Ah, fuck.
You don’t really feel the alcohol all that much, but there’s a pleasant buzz floating through your body, and it’s making you a little more… susceptible. To simple compliments like that. It has your heart stuttering, but in a good way. You want him to say it again.
“What, that you’re pretty? ‘Cause you are.” He nods. “So pretty,” he concludes; dark eyes sweeping over your frame.
Did you say that aloud?
You blink. Rack your brain for something coy to say. “You’re, um. Yeah. You’re pretty, too.”
Fuck.
Luffy laughs at that, and you’re grateful, because you are totally off your game tonight. But he doesn’t seem to mind, just leans in closer, still upside down, and it gives you an open view of the column of his throat. Golden brown skin, taut and firm until he swallows. You tense and back up a little to see his whole face.
He’s close, incredibly close. You can smell the Corona on his breath as he exhales. And you don’t really kiss random people at hangouts after only like, two compliments, but your brain is starting to consider him the exception.
You pull in your bottom lip reflexively, and his eyes dip to your mouth, tracking the motion. His pupils dilate. He looks, he looks hungry.
Fuck fuck fuck—
The door opens again and more people trickle into the apartment, pulling you out of whatever weird ass trance you were in, and you curse. Is this a pregame or a party of its own? The fuck.
You lean back, hands seeking purchase on the couch cushion to support you, but maybe you’re a little more drunk than you think you are, because you completely overshoot it, body tipping toward the floor. Your head spins as you realize in real-time that you’re about to eat shit, squeezing your eyes shut before impact.
Somehow, quick hands race up your body and flip you so that instead of falling on your back, you’re braced on top of something, cushioning your fall. Your eyes open. Luffy grins from beneath you.
You’re straddling him, you realize. Make to get off him, but his hands tighten on your waist and then loosen. A suggestion.
You stay.
Everyone’s eyes are on you, searing into your skin, but they’re nothing compared to the hot hands sliding down, palming your thighs. You don’t know whether to be mortified or grateful that you chose such a short dress. Luffy hums appreciatively.
Grateful it is.
Time to do some damage control.
“Mind your own business,” you hiss, looking up at the room. Everyone returns to their previous occupations, albeit reluctantly, sneaking glances out of the corner of their eyes.
You turn your gaze back to the man underneath you. “How the hell did you do that?” You accuse. It should be humanly impossible for someone to perform such complicated maneuvers—while inebriated, mind you!
He just shrugs. “Didn’t wanna hurt your fairy wings, did ya?”
That is. Ridiculously sweet.
“Fuck,” you say. It just slips out.
Luffy’s eyes sharpen. “Yeah?”
“What?” Your breath hitches. God, you sound wrecked.
Luffy waits a beat. Runs calloused hands up and down your thighs, and you just barely contain yourself from shuddering in his grasp. But it may be for naught, because you’re melting like putty in his hands.
He yawns, then licks his lips. “Wanna make out?” He asks abruptly.
It’s at this moment that you wonder exactly how you wound up here. What choices did you make in your life to end up like this? Splayed out on your apartment floor, surrounded by tipsy acquaintances, straddling the most bizarre man you’ve ever had the misfortune to come across? Fucking Halloween, man. This might just be the most humiliating thing you’ve ever experienced.
...
You say yes.
In the end, you don’t end up making it to that party.
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Weekly Tag SpookyDay
It's been a while, ay? Thank you for the tags @gallapiech @creepkinginc @jrooc
Name: Rory The Vampire Slayer
Your... uhm.. ScAaAary age: Old enough to not be the teenage heroine who survives.
🎥🔪🩸 Do you like scary movies? Yes, but they are best enjoyed with friends who will laugh at them with me <3
If so, what's your favorite scary movie? The Conjuring 2
If you were trapped in a slasher film, would you survive? if not; how & when would you die? I'd die while being chased about two thirds into the movie. Best guess.
Now that we got the scary questions out of the way. Let's get a little more light hearted! 💕
What is your greatest fear? People being angry with me. And spiders - blegh.
What is your favorite supernatural creature? Vampires. But also Gef the Mongoose.
Ever had a paranormal encounter? Perhaps yes. Perhaps no. I have yet to have complete confirmation.
In a high stress situation; do you fight or are you more of a flight person? Depends on the stress, but fight if other people are more of a victim than I am.
What is your favorite part about Halloween? The vibes and the movies <3
Thank you for entertaining me 🥰You may live for another day.
Bonus question What is your credit card number? 6666666--
Tagging @sam-loves-seb @stocious @deathclassic @heymacy @lee-ow
@rayrayor @transmurderbug @thepupperino @transmickey
@ian-galagher @spookygingerr @spacerockwriting
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