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jesterjamz · 6 years ago

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let me tell you about the time the lads accidentally drove to texas

ok so rainbow invited everyone over for a ride around town in his dad’s super large van since his parents were out of town that night so the seats sorta looked like this:

rainbow was driving (don’t worry he’s 17). blast was shotgun (since he and rainbow are dating). allen and geist were behind them. lenny, kittul, and jumpy were behind allen and geist. and finally, author was in the very back so she can get some goddamn sleep for once.

they had to stop a few times to fight h but y’know that’s a normal day for author.

rainbow doesn’t usually drive around that much (he only drives to school and back, and one time he had to drop author off at blast’s house but that story’s for another day) so he was extremely nervous and he had NO clue where he was going.

flash forward to a few hours later. author’s lookin out the window because she likes to do that. geist is watching ponyo for the 10th time on his tablet. blast fell asleep. allen’s browsing twitter. lenny and jumpy are arguing while kittul just sits in the middle with fear in her face because lenny probably has a knife on him.

author notices a sign. “welcome to texas.”

she gets rainbow’s attention.

“ayo rainbow uh i think we’re in texas”

“h-huh?”

rainbow looks at the sign and sure enough, they’re in texas

“oh n-no my parents are gonna be s-so mad...”

then allen chimes in. “how about we just drive back to oklahoma?”

lenny and jumpy stop arguing to join the conversation. “we can’t just go back now! we’re in texas!” lenny says.

so the crew decides to stop at a hotel, explore texas a bit, and get back home before rainbow’s parents find out. the hotel they go to is kinda pricey but author gave the hotel attendant a drawing and said “we accidentally drove to texas so can we stay for free.” the attendant says yes because they get paid minimum wage and GOD THEIR JOB SUCKS so the lads go in their hotel room and relax.

rainbow gets a text from his mom. it reads “is everything going ok at home?” rainbow panics and asks blast what to type. blast calms rainbow down and rainbow replies with “yeah everything’s fine.”

geist mentions that he’s hungry and that brought up the idea of going to a restaurant. but what restaurant to go to? there’s so many. eventually they decide to go to in-n-our which is a restaurant that they don’t have in oklahoma for some dumb reason. the restaurant was good and everyone enjoyed it. they should go to texas more often.

now it’s night time. everyone’s asleep except for author. she brought her computer with her for some dumb reason and is playing town of salem when she gets a text. it’s her dad asking “hey where are ya?” author’s good at lying (probably because of town of salem) so she just says she’s staying the night at kittul’s place. crisis averted.

the next morning, kittul wakes up to an oddly familiar voice coming from the other room. oh no, it’s prince zodiac. kittul wakes up author.

“kittul why are you waking me up”

“i think zodiac’s here”

“wha- huh?”

the two got silent. they could hear zodiac from the other room, probably telling a hotel attendant every specific thing he wants for breakfast. if he doesn’t get what he wants, he’ll get his mom (aka the queen) involved.

“oh shit zodiac is here what do we do”

“just stay calm author we can do this”

knocking comes from the hotel door. author checks the peephole. oh god oh fuck zodiac is outside. she rushes over to kittul, “kitt he’s knocking on the door what do we do”

kittul suggests that author hides somewhere, so she does. where does author hide? behind a lamp, obviously. the best hiding place of all time. kittul opens the door to see zodiac standing outside, like author had said.

“oh hey kittul i wasn’t expecting YOU to be here!”

“hi zodiac”

“do you mind if i come in for a bit?”

kittul thinks. “no, everyone is asleep right now anyways”

“oh, you’re not here by yourself?”

“wha- no, why would i be in a hotel room by myself?”

“it was just a thought. anyways i’m coming in now”

“wait no-“

zodiac walks in the hotel room. author is panicking behind the lamp. he turns to look at the lamp. “hey this is a pretty cool lamp” zodiac is an idiot so hopefully he doesn’t notice-

oh no. he’s looking right at author.

“hey is author behind this lamp by any chance?”

before kittul could respond, author blurts out “NOPE.” that definitely didn’t help her situation.

“i didn’t expect you to be here, author! didn’t you say yourself that you don’t like traveling-“

zodiac was interrupted by kittul yelling “EVERYONE WAKE UP”

as expected, everyone woke up.

“what’s the big deal kitt why’d you wake us up?”

“we gotta go. now.”

“why?”

“zodiac’s here.”

simultaneously, everyone grabs their shit and just BOLTS out the door. zodiac chases them because he’s an idiot. “COME BACK HERE!”

this gives author enough time to grab her stuff, rush out of the hotel room, and get to the main lobby to check out. however when she gets into the main lobby zodiac is there talking to the attendant.

“if you see a girl with long, blue hair, bring her to me immediately. ok?”

“will do, your majesty.”

oh gosh zodiac is getting the staff involved. this wasn’t even that big of a deal. author knew zodiac was just trying to get author to be his girlfriend. author hid behind a potted plant as kittul rushed by.

kittul stopped running and caught her breath for a second when she got a text from author. it said “yo kitt can you check us out of the hotel and get everyone to the van? i’ll be out in a few minutes. if i’m not then bring allen in”

the green-haired girl replied with “ye can do” and walked up to the assistant. “hey remember me from yesterday? yeah well uh we’re checking out now”

“i hope you enjoyed your stay, m’am.”

“well it certainly was an experience.”

that’s when the others walked into the lobby.

“HI KITTUL!”

“no.”

they walked out to the van as author waited for the perfect opportunity to get out. the attendant turned around. now was the time. she sprinted toward the doors to exit when she feels a tug on her hair, making her fall over. author looks up and it is none other than zodiac akiyoshi himself.

“you really think you could get away without having to talk to me?”

“zodiac you know as well as i do that im never going to date you”

“that’s where you’re wrong, princess. im the PRINCE of pinewood! i can get the government involved if i have to.”

“the government isn’t going to listen to a bratty bitch like you.”

that remark stunned zodiac for a second. enough time for author to get up and run out of the hotel. by the time zodiac realizes what just happened, the lads had already started their drive back to oklahoma.

it was saturday. rainbow’s parents were to be back at midnight. everyone was hungry so rainbow pulled up to a waffle house to eat some food. when they walked in, rainbow saw two familiar faces sitting at a booth eating.

it was his parents.

rainbow started panicking and ran off into the bathroom. blast went in there with him (to help his boyfriend calm down ofc) while the others ordered their food. usually blast would have ordered the food for everyone but ofc he’s in the bathroom consoling rainbow, so jumpy is in charge for right now.

he stayed calm and collected as he ordered everyone waffles. as the workers started making the food, lenny went on about the time the waffle house HE worked at caught on fire. kittul was just impressed he was talking about something other than her.

as soon as jumpy got his food, he received a text from blast.

“rainbow’s too scared to come back out since his parents might see him.”

jumpy replied with “have him wear your hoodie with the hood up.” as geist’s waffle got delivered to him.

blast and rainbow exited the bathroom. rainbow was wearing this giant baggy hoodie with the hood covering practically his entire face. perfect. his parents won’t recognize him at all. blast was wearing a light brown tank top. this kinda surprised everyone since they’ve only keep blast wearing his hoodie.

everyone got to eat and rainbow barely talked. as they were leaving, they noticed a particular person walking in. they looked normal except for a few things author found familiar:

horns

a crown

orange and purple eyes

a tail with a heart at the tip of it

the dude’s color scheme

author summoned her sword and pointed it at him. “what are YOU doing here, H?”

“what, am i not allowed to get a waffle?”

“you’re a powerful overlord, you don’t NEED to eat! and why are you in TEXAS, of all places?”

h transformed into his normal self.

“i’m on vacation, and i notice you are as well.”

“we’re not on vacation. my friend was driving us around town and we accidentally got to texas.”

“i find that hard to believe. however it is true because i practically know everything that’s happened and everything that will happen.”

“well then, WERE YOU EXPECTING THIS?!”

author punched h in the face and ran off. “OW! I’LL GET YOU FOR THIS!”

the lads followed behind as they all got in the car and drove off as fast as they could.

“that was a close one, eh?”

“i guess.”

“the way author punched h was kinda cool”

“if i didn’t punch him he would have ratted us out to rainbow’s parents”

“how do you know he’s still not gonna do that?”

“he’s on vacation, let the egg chill.”

a few hours pass by. everyone’s about to pass out ever since that surprise awakening at the hotel. author sees a sign. she exclaims “GUYS WE MADE IT!”

everyone’s head flung up and turned to author as she pointed at the sign. “LOOK!”

behold, the sign that said “welcome to oklahoma!”

the lads made it back to oklahoma without being caught (almost).

now they just had to get home.

after a few more hours of driving, the crew was back in pinewood, oklahoma. and just in the nick of time as well. it was 5pm. the van was running low on gas so they pulled up to a gas station. since they were there, they thought they could get some snacks.

they go in the gas station. rainbow pays for the gas as everyone looked for snacks. author grabbed a sour cream and cheese ruffles bag and a soda. kittul snatched an ice cream cookie sandwich. lenny just took all of the sour stuff he can. jumpy and geist got some twizzlers. blast bought a bag of those super hot cheetos you see everyone eating and a pack of pre-cooked ramen for rainbow. allen took a pack of goldfish and laffy taffies.

soon after refilling the car up with gas and purchasing the snacks, the crew’s final task was returning everyone home. first stop was kittul’s house. even though jumpy and geist weren’t related to kittul, they lived with her and her aunt. the three of them hopped out of the car and entered their house

next was blast. blast took his hoodie back from rainbow (rainbow noted that it was very soft) and went inside. then lenny’s house. he slid out of the car and stumbled inside. allen’s house was next on the list. he said goodbye to author send rainbow as he went inside.

finally, author’s house. she thanked rainbow for the ride (even though it wasn’t intentional) and went inside.

and that’s how the lads accidentally went to texas

the end.

Which OCs would go on a spontaneous roadtrip?

Do they have a destination, or are they going with the flow?

Would supernatural hijinks occur?

Which one would organize the trip?

Do they have a regular car, or an RV?

Where does each person sit, and what are their responsibilities?

Who brings the snacks?

Do they watch movies/listen to music?

Do they bring tents or do they sleep in hotels/motels?