#blast the creeps

[julies-room]

He came back for round 2! This time he couldn’t handle the heat from the 5’5 little blonde girl! 😂😂. Awww poor guy…. 😜

[noxcheshire]

HOT TAKE

But I like the idea of the phantom world being reincarnated into very unexpected people.

Like I still love the idea of Danny being Martha or Thomas.

Or Dani being another clone, or her being Damian, and Sam being Poison Ivy and or Martha, etc.

But I also like the unhinged nonsense of Sam being a clone in the dc world — ideally Kon, and Dani (or Dan) being Bruce, while Vlad is gasp Thomas Wayne.

HEAR ME OUT

JUST HEAR ME OUT

I just think the idea of Danny finding out that in an alternate world he married a nicer and age appropriate Vlad and had the son the guy has been demanding for so long in their world is hilarious.

The absolute mental breakdown that boy will go through: this is my son, and I love him, look at him go being a hero and kicking ass, but holy fucking Ancients above I fucked VLAD —

And on the other hand, can you imagine Bruce’s reaction? To his alternate mom being a sassy teenage boy, his alternate dad being an older guy ‘preying’ on this kid that absolutely HATES the guy, and being an absolute creep while his alt self **gestures to your choosing** is either a tiny girl menace or the biggest and meanest growling ghost that is BARELY tolerating being in the same space as the living.

But they also hate his alternate dad and would punch him into next week with Mom! Danny.

This man will being going THROUGH IT.

[indelicateink]

god, i think I missed this audio had been so completely cleaned up by op back in the day that you can hear the BREATHING (kissing?)

VITAL ETA: @sonofcelluloid noticed Louis's saying "I hate us creeping around" and I hear it too and my world has been ALTERED

I need to sit with the fact they are regularly sneaking in sex on the dl bc they can't keep their hands off each other, but they want to protect their daughter's sensibilities

[galedekarios]

people need to start understanding that blocking someone is a way to curate your online experience in a mature and healthy way.

it's not a moral or a character failing to block someone.

it's not "aggressive", it's not "bizarre", it's not a "lack of respect", it's not "throwing a fit", it doesn't mean you can't respect different opinions and it doesn't mean you should get "off the internet" to "get some air".

it's simply a 'i don't vibe with your content and don't want to see more from you.'

[louisisalarrie]

I wasn’t around for Stalker Sarah? Can you explain?

Stalker Sarah was an iconic, and very disliked, person, particularly during the height of directioners and beliebers. She is the daughter of a very high up pap, and so has basically met every celeb ever. Her dad would get tipped off, she’d tag along, etc. She was non stop following one d and jb around that time, along others, and we’d get so pissed off with her and just wanted her to leave them alone because she crossed so many boundaries with privacy etc. It looks like she’s actually trying to advocate for celebs rights a bit more these days, and has almost always fully embraced her stalker title. She never left anyone alone and taking photos/meeting celebs was quite literally her whole life. She actually became lowkey friends with some celebs because of how often she met them and then would attend events with them, and just started running in circles a little higher. Then she started working for her dad, organising the filming of celebs arrival in cities, crowd control etc.

A photo of her and the boys:

And her obsession with Harry

And louis:

And there are waaaaaay more photos on her Instagram. Also here’s her twitter, she blocked me a very long time ago HAHAH

anyway yeah just disrespectful but she’s really owning the whole thing now soooooo good on her, I guess. glad privacy is a lot stricter these days.

[ask-the-totally-real-peppino]

Hi just wanted to say I love the way you draw Brick so much. I wish she was real so I could give her a big hug, you draw her so cute! (I love the way you draw everyone actually!)

(Hehe, thank you! Drawing big fluffy chonkers is my speciality, so of course I had to draw Brick that way~

I wish she was real too, the world would be so much better with giant rat pals, but alas... For now, you can have a doodle hug~)

[ayyponine]

not to be a milennial but harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban really is that bitch....

[overbearingstruggles]

[hyruviandoctor]

This is your reminder that if you want a not shitty browser that isn't cramming AI and privacy-infringing malware into it, please go download FireFox.

[temis-de-leon]

never in my life i imagined i would see Simeon's feet so upclose

[thepatronsaintoffilth]

i'm like a werecreep. i legit transform into a loathsome codger when faced with a naked woman or a woman who is about to be naked. i develop a hunch in my back, breathing is noticeably heavier, my fingers contort like claws, i start talking like its the victorian era, every other sentence ends with "my dear" or "you ravishing creature" .... a whole mess, considering linking to this post if I start dating again and just putting it out there. that way if they still want me, they can't say I didn't warn them.

[maryse127]

I had a Peak Xenoblade X Experience today

Basic mission to kill a tyrant that only appears during specific weather has been in the quest log Forever

Decide to finally commit to completing it

Fly in circles on the border of Cauldros and Cauldros Waters to force Brimstone weather

Lo and behold! A level 81 tyrant has now spawned in the mission location :)

Tyrant is huge and powerful

Frantically try to descent from the head of the creature to the ground cause oh no my skell is gonna break

Skell breaks .5 seconds before being able to exit it :(

Get a perfect on the skell insurance qte :)

Somehow have enough tp to go into infinite overdrive and finish off the tyrant!

It wasn't the tyrant from the mission :o

Go back to the barracks to replace skells and once again fly in circles to force brimstone weather

Fly in Bigger Circles around the volcano looking for ANOTHER tyrant while avoiding the level 81 guy from last attempt

Hopelessly decide the only place left to search is up high in the sky

Ascend

HUGE shadow of a level 94 Eldritch Horror appears in the smoke of the volcano

Try to fight it anyway

Get obliterated

Once again hit perfect on skell insurance qte :)

Die on foot when overdrive strats dont work out

Return to barracks to repair the skell

Report to the mission board to abort the mission

[makomafu]

Something tells me I like Isaac a lot

[kentopedia]

personally i think nanami is a big fan of radiohead

[jonathanbyersphd]

Thinking about her (the mid-90s double Byler NYC apartment) again

[teabookgremlin]

just realized that “creep” (radiohead, glee, and/or book of life version) will likely be in my works spotify wrapped this year