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[blanklorekeeper]

Most Important characters to know

(quick reminder that I am collecting lore events that I wasn't personally there for and I will be updating when I find out what is actually known to the public and not just me and the other owner)

Alpie: The unofficial main character of the smp it feels like every single event has happened around them

Drift: server owner and part of several major events and one of the few people who has the lore outside of Alpie

Some1random: silly little robot Man totally has nothing under the surface that could uproot the lives of everyone in the server :)

Pockie: Alpie's lawyer, Drift's best friend/fiance (???) I could be wrong about that last bit.

Basil: Alpie's fiancee, Eagle's lawyer, a woman who was remembering far more than she should and is slowly piecing together a life that she doesn't fully remember, is convinced her an Eagle had a platonic co-parenting situation

Eagle: con man who is consistently trying to steal people's souls, the whole reason Alpie has a lawyer in the first place, co-parents a baby zombie pigland named Soup with Basil, is convinced him and Basil were in a romantic relationship.

[nicecrumbart]

Did @cocoabats DTIYS from someone with no consistent style!

Had a lot of fun with it bc I haven't done something so loose in a while 😭 need to start getting more abstract again

[namecantbeblank]

Okay those who didn't watch Foolish before QSMP I NEED you guys to realize how insane this guy is with building on smps. Genuinely the dragon and castle is just the tip of the iceberg. All of these are in survival, no shulker boxes, no access to the end, no elytra, no mods

Vegetta statue? Child's play! Here's a statue he built:

Dragon base? Nah, massive SAND/PYRAMID BASE

Gothic castle? Impressive, but this giant mansion made him lose his sanity LONG before, and now he has chandelier trauma

Hey, hey, you're still paying attention, right? Because if you don't, you'll miss the insane attention to detail on this entire TOWN he made for his friends

There are dozens of pictures I couldn't fit into here BUT. New doozers, from an elder watcher, our streamer needs building enrichment so bad that one day he will snap and make something fuckoff massive beyond your wildest dreams. He will go insane. We will go insane. The streams will be 16 hours a day. And it will be BEAUTIFUL

EDIT: VERY LOVELY REBLOG WITH MORE!!

[fernflowerss]

When you make it out of the trenches, move on to new fandoms and still occasionally reblog a fanart

But then on a quiet october sunday tommyinnit and jack appear at your doorstep with The Grief

[077891st]

upside down🌀 downside up

[blankbl00dd]

*shakes folly r4tmaid fanart like a bag of treats* hey folly enjoyers !! ive got a treat for youu

[theminecraftbee]

okay now that i'm no longer trying to keep a project secret from certain people i can complain publicly about a thing i've been losing my mind about:

why the fuck is the evo wiki like that.

listen. i know. i know fandom wikis being decent entirely relies on whether there are people who both want to obsessively categorize things enough to fill out the wiki, with the free time to do that kind of obsessive categorization, and the desire to manage it all as a wiki. believe me, i know. but please i'm just trying to do research please, please at least bigb's page was just Entirely Empty so i knew i had useless information and just left. why the fuck did the mafia's page, by contrast, have this:

a sentence that is actively LESS USEFUL THAN IF IT WERE NOT THERE.

and then grian's page - GRIAN'S. GRIAN'S. THE ONE PAGE I THOUGHT MIGHT HAVE A SHOT OF BEING FILLED OUT. JOKE'S ON ME I GUESS.

BECAUSE IT HAS THIS????? I'M LOSING MY MIND. WHY ON EARTH IS THE WIKI LIKE THIS. WHY IS IT THIS BAD. PLEASE I'M JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT EVERYONE'S RELATIONSHIPS WITH JIMMY AND MARTYN WERE PLEASE,

anyway thankfully i had friends who could help me with their own knowledge and who also found the evo recap but in conclusion i have been being driven mad by this for weeks, thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[barzfrommarz]

I HATE LOOKING FOR DREAM SMP LORE CONTENT ON TIKTOK I DONT CARE ABT HOW CRINGEY YOU WERE I DONT CARE ABOUT DREAM I DONT CARE ABOUT WILBUR SOOT I DONT WANT TO SEE VIDEOS OF PEOPLE BULLYING FANS I JUST WANT TO SEE LORE THATS IT 😭😭

[steelstreqq]

wake up peep the horror think about roier go to sleep

[mrfroag]

Pov you’re a man who has two cod in your inventory

[blanklorekeeper]

Blank smp universe fact #1

There is no homophobia transphobia ableism racism or any other type of bigoted ideology in the blank smp as you do not need to parallel real life bigoted ideologies to make a good story.

[crazys-art]

day 1 - heterochromia

scott’s having a bit of a flirt and owen is unimpressed

[painless-innit-colourful]

with every month that passes more and more random dsmp details we never expected to get drop, and it changes the context of yet another fic/au I (never) wrote. au about tommy swimming home in exile would now be canon divergent instead of canon compliant since we've had the meaning of that clarified. au about clingy meeting in every universe could now actually be canon compliant since eret revealed the alternate ending. what I'm saying now is I need to be disproved on 'Prophets' so we can find out what was actually 'in' the book

[namecantbeblank]

to procrastinate fanfic writing I have made more qsmp shit posts. since I've made so many I have migrated them all to the tag #blanks qsmp twitter so check those out! (Currently the tag isn't working well so uhh.. gl I guess??)

pacs based on festa junina kissing booth with some creative liberties taken

[tigeristired]

shout out to vikesh. gotta be one of my favorite genders.

[yyuuraii]

mr callum cpk I Will Cry for real.