#blameitonmyjuice

[jeremypettis]

BLAME IT ON MY JUICE

[phyleciarenae]

[tuffingtonpost]

Lizzo · Tayla Parx April 22 & 24, 2019 · The Warfield Theatre · San Francisco Limited prints available at http://liltuffy.bigcartel.com or link in profile - Client: Goldenvoice Dimensions: 17.5" x 23" Edition: 200 Colors: 2 - #lizzo #idomyhairtosscheckmynails #blameitonmyjuice #iminlovewithmyself #taylaparx #screenprint #limitededition #art #design #warfield #warfieldtheatre #goldenvoice #sanfrancisco #livemusic #liltuffy (at The Warfield) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bwmut9lBExD/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=r2obj7en0di7

[lisapeo]

🎵💕blame it on my juice... #juicyideas My new Lizzo notebook is 👌🏻#blameitonmyjuice #lizzo #juicy #pink #newnotebook #stationeryaddict #wednesdaywork #workingfromhome #thestationeryselection #lizzojuice #tkmaxxfinds #thehomeoffice #wegotthepink https://www.instagram.com/p/CGDIwRXnrBx/?igshid=1ck3hyfn00d5w

[shulmansays]

@LizzoBeeting’s hit single #Juice has seeped into our collective consciousness this year. That the #SelfLove anthem has remained #WorthTheSqueeze, as we approach the anniversary of its release, is as much a testament to the preternaturally likable flautist's artistry as to her dynamic performances of the fabulously funky feel-good #Banger everywhere from @Coachella and the @GlastoFest to @JimmyKimmelLive and the @Cosmopolitan_LV, where she'll be headlining in @TheChelseaLV this #NewYearsEve. (Photo by @PaolaKudacki for @Time) . . #GetIntoIt #Lizzo #BlameItOnMyJuice #NotJustASnack #TheWholeDamnMeal #Inclusivity #Empowerment #MusicHeals #NYE2019 #CosmpolitanLV #Vegas (at The Cosmopolitan of Las Vegas) https://www.instagram.com/p/B6W2widFelN/?igshid=1m9tehvbq64v

[thistornadolovesyou]

When @lizzobeeating tells you you’re cute and strong and she loved your hug 😳😍🥰☠️Such an amazing show. Thanks to @absolutvodka_us and @taywagg_pernodricard ❤️🍏🍓 . . . . . . . . . . #gay #lizzo #blameitonmyjuice #scruff #hairy #beard #gaybeard #instagay (at SAP Center) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5yKLqchB5r/?igshid=15omxqyr2pt12

[grandiosa042384]

Ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee #blameitonmyjuice 🤣🤣🤣 (at Kaybagal North, Tagaytay) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4ht8KtHgCixPBXU3yXiC4Y-7sLJrchBAsf6Sg0/?igshid=pht57oe9uhk

[jaymilynne]

i was ready for lizzo but was @lizzobeeating ready for me?!?! the show was everything i wanted/hoped for/needed and more. we were given life and we gave life. all the love 💕 #lizzo #lizzotruthhurts #100percentthatbitch #cuziloveyoutootour #radiocitymusichall #lizzojuice #lizzosoulmate #truthhurts #immyownsoulmate #blameitonmyjuice #sexy #sexyaf #thisisme #thisis43 #over40 #redhair #newyork #newyorkcity #nyc (at Radio City Music Hall) https://www.instagram.com/p/B2vQhXqhrUE/?igshid=gqkhuptwn9ys

[marksphotos]

Lizzo in Conversation: Cuz I Love You at 92nd Street Y on 9.20.19 Interview With Phoebe Robinson. With NYC Public Advocate Jumaane D. Williams @lizzobeeating #lizzo @dopequeenpheebs #phoeberobinson @jumaane.williams #jumaanewilliams @92ndstreety #92ndstreety @runwaytoredcarpete #lizzotruthhurts #truthhurts #blameitonmyjuice @balmain @everettphotos #runwaytoredcarpet #redcarpet #redcarpetfashion #ootdfashion #ootdstyle #celebstyle #celebfashion #instalike #runway #celebrity #celebritystyle #celebrityfashion 📸 @markashephotography (at 92nd Street Y) https://www.instagram.com/p/B2rXamGnUdE/?igshid=9rpv5fkqx9q

[ambivalent-ambivert]

Trying to be the bad baby bitch @lizzobeeating wants me to be #blameitonmyjuice https://www.instagram.com/p/B1dAMveA8lS/?igshid=14bg4ev3sx29f

[kiswana]

🍑🤷🏾‍♂️🥑 #blameItOnMyJuice #bodypositivity (at Residencial turistico San Souci) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1b-8nzlV9u/?igshid=4mp02k38j0ur

[mrsjigsaw4106]

“No, I’m not a snack at all. Look, baby I’m the whole damn meal.” . . . #lizzo #blameitonmyjuice #effyourbeautystandards #selfie #beautyisnotgeneric #bigandblunt #bigandbeautiful #nobodyshame #duff #bodypositive #bodyconfidence #bodylove #bopo #allbodiesaregoodbodies #youarebeautiful #loveyourself #plussizebeauty #plussizemodel (at Downtown Chattanooga) https://www.instagram.com/p/B0-Jh2eAAW8/?igshid=1g8a9yw437ihw

[mrscoffeefee]

#blameitonmyjuice Don't worry be happy!! https://www.instagram.com/p/ByfNBcDBE0t/?igshid=1850a19s9qfg2

[kenomarco]

#Lizz’s #Juice #BlameItOnMyJuice #ImThePuddinInTheProof #cunty #WooWoo #LoveHer (at Austin, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsO3LPhglNJDXMCnCjvs70Lszj2-2K4TMzuW_00/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1nyiptq94xxne

[bourbon-ontherocks]

any fanfic recs of dean being a dick to beth and rio stepping in?

Hey anon!

I'm so sorry it took me so long to get back at you...

I’m tempted to say that basically every GG fanfic features  Dean being a dick to Beth, and stepping into Beth’s life is literally Rio’s hobby, so the whole Good Girls tag on AO3 is probably a good entry point. However, here is a little selection.

This post benefited from a huge load of help from the amazing @sdktrs12 aka the people's librarian. Mwah!   😘😘😘

the wedding date by civillove @blainesebastian 28k, complete AU where Beth is a guest at Dean’s second wedding and it goes as bad as you’d think

The Sacred Art of Kissing by brokensatellites @emilykolburn 3k, complete A post 2.03 fic where Rio makes a dramatic entrance as Dean tries to negociate his way back into the house

Forest for the Trees by Anijade @anijade 161k, WIP since 2021 A post S2 finale, post Boland divorce saga where Dean is still his whining annoying self and Rio is Rio

Good Sport by fireinsideforfun 12k, complete Dean is a dick with co-parenting and Rio speaks his mind. Oh, and Beth gets to sleep <3

You Should Probably Leave by peachraindrops @peachraindrops 7k, complete 2.09 canon-divergent where Rio actually kicks Dean’s ass for taking the children instead of the Brio breakup

love (where it wasn't supposed to be) by vuccijl  @lilliloves 5k, complete Rio confronts Dean about cheating in general and Beth in particular. Slight roosters fight vibes which is always enjoyable.

Shared History by brokensatellites @emilykolburn 113k, complete A season 1 re-tell with additional Beth-Rio backstory leading to Rio knowing about Dean’s history of bullshit and his patience has limits

Someone Like You by sunshine83 45k, WIP since 2019 A post 1.05 pancake lie canon-divergent fic where Beth and Rio are horny fools until Rio finds out about the cancer lie

a messy situation by freedomatsea 119k, complete A S2-divergent series where Beth and Rio try to make it work while navigating crime and Dean... deansies

Burn You by HermioneGranger1960  @medievaldarling ​ (OMG this is literally me discovering these are the same person!!! <3) 1k, complete A post 2.01 one-shot where Dean pins his infidelity on Beth and Rio gives him a little talk

Do Not Collect $200 by linzackles @mrslackles 242k, complete Rio calls Dean out on his actions (and Beth clearly doesn’t appreciate the ingerence)

Losing game by Niham87 174k, WIP since 2020 Dean is literally the worst, so... (mind the tags, lots of cw)

Filing her nails while they’re dragging the lake by s_t_c_s @sothischickshe 26k, WIP since 2021 Beth pays Rio to provide evidence of Dean’s cheating so she can file for divorce, so technically that would fit the definition

Say your prayers, you’ll need every single one by blameitonmyjuice 5k, WIP since 2019 Established Brio, Dean loses it and kidnaps Beth

blanket me by softbrio @softbrio 2k, complete Dean’s physically abusive to Beth and Rio is shockingly not a fan of it

Ultimately, I feel weird putting it on this post, but there’s also some dick!Dean bashing here:

A part of it brought to you by yours truly 151k, complete

[bearskn]

“Thanks @bear_skn for the cute new #cactus #boxerbriefs love them! Do they make my ass look big? 😏🍑👍🏽🤭😈” @chubbytanuki . . #stockybears #chubbyguy #gaybear #gaychub #bodypositive #thicc #blameitonmyjuice #pride #bearskn http://bit.ly/31VFd63