#blair's babblings

[bog-witch-blair]

TUMBLR HAS RE ENABLED PVP

[blairafterdark]

What if you fucked my face so hard and fast that all I could do after was sit there exhausted mouth agape letting cum run down my face and chest

[batmanfruitloops]

My warm-up for the day and a redraw of this post:

-Sarsee

[fruitsaladc0wboy]

I need everyone to move back to 8tracks I can’t keep trying to find music on spotify

[bw1tched]

if i die someday and get buried and someone comes along and cleans the beautiful moss off my gravestone im coming back to life to beat their ass

[bumblingbee1]

Jeremy Blaire looks like he could have been a GTA 5/GTA Online antagonist, but was scrapped and turned into Avon Hertz.

[rikus-hips]

my ego inflates, sending me right back up to writer’s heaven where i spend 18 centuries working on my next one shot

[obtenebrate]

speaking of tlt: number of people i've gotten to at least start gideon the ninth so far has racked up to 4 and for someone with as tiny a social circle as i. well that feels like victory

[raspberryrunes]

tried to do a protection and prosperity spell for Samhain.....

started a small fire in the house

[storiesofmyhead]

His Little Family

Alastor had kept his family a secret for so long in order to keep them safe.

Cooing at her child as it rests in her arms, its small head resting against her chest. The small antlers poked out of the top of its head though too small that her quickly growing amount of red hair could almost completely cover them.

"Oh, my sweet child. Daddy will be home soon I promise." She says, nuzzling her body back into her shared bed. Her 9-month-old child babbling to herself.

"Dada, wan' dada." Her little lips quiver, a sign that she was going to start crying.

"I know baby, I want dada too. But he will be home very soon. I promise you." She says calmy to her small child, her arms rocking her back and forth.

"Honey!" She hears Alastor's staticky voice call from the living room.

"You hear that sweetie. Dada is home." She smiles at her daughter.

Blair giggles repeating 'dada' over and over again making grabby hands at the door.

"In here my love." Scarlett calls out, continuing to rock Blair gently. The door creaked open, and Alastor's tall figure filled the doorway. His red eyes softened at the sight of his wife and daughter.

"There's my two favorite girls." Alastor said, his voice a mix of excitement and static, as he crossed the room in quick strides. Blair's giggles intensified, her little hands reaching out eagerly.

"Welcome home, darling." Scarlett smiled, lifting Blair slightly so Alastor could take her into his arms.

Alastor leaned down to kiss Scarlett softly before turning his attention to Blair. "How's my little princess?" He cooed, cradling her gently. Blair's tiny hands reached for his face, her giggles filling the room.

"She missed you so much," Scarlett said, her eyes warm as she watched the two of them. "We both did."

Alastor looked back at Scarlett, his expression filled with love and gratitude. "I missed you both too. It's good to be home." He sat on the edge of the bed, holding Blair close while she babbled happily in his arms.

Scarlett rested her head on Alastor's shoulder, sighing contentedly. "How was your day?"

"Busy, as always," Alastor replied, his tone light. "But knowing I get to come home to you two makes it all worth it." He kissed the top of Blair's head, then leaned over to kiss Scarlett once more.

Blair, nestled between her parents, looked up at them with wide, curious eyes. Her small hands reached out, touching Alastor's face and then Scarlett's, as if making sure they were both really there.

"She has your eyes," Alastor murmured, smiling at Scarlett. "And your stubbornness," she added with a chuckle, thinking about how Blair refused to take a nap without her dada.

"She's perfect," Scarlett whispered, her voice filled with emotion.

Alastor nodded, his expression softening further as he gazed at his family. "Yes, she is. And so are you." He kissed Scarlett again, a tender, lingering kiss that conveyed all the love and appreciation he felt.

After spending a peaceful evening with Scarlett and Blair, Alastor decided it was time to return to his duties at the Hotel. He kissed his wife and daughter goodbye, promising to be back soon, before stepping through a shadow portal that led him directly to the hotel's lobby.

As he materialized in the lobby, Alastor was greeted by the usual bustling activity of the residents and staff. Mimzy, who had a habit of eavesdropping and gossiping, immediately approached him.

"Alastor, darling!" Mimzy chirped, her eyes sparkling with mischief.

Alastor raised an eyebrow, a smirk playing on his lips. "Oh? Yes Mimzy?"

Mimzy leaned in closer, lowering her voice to a conspiratorial whisper. "How is your wife and child. I've been dying to know."

Before Alastor could respond, Charlie entered the lobby, her eyes wide with curiosity and excitement. "Alastor, is it true? Do you really have a family? You have to introduce us!"

Alastor's grin widened, his eyes gleaming with annoyance and slight amusement. "Well, it seems the cat is out of the bag. Very well, Charlie. I'll bring them here tomorrow. But I expect everyone to be on their best behavior." Annoyed that Mimzy had let his secret slip he knew that he now had to allow everyone to meet his sacred family.

Alastor returned home to retrieve Scarlett and Blair. Scarlett was nervous but excited about meeting Alastor's friends and colleagues. Blair, sensing her mother's emotions, clung to her, wide-eyed and curious.

"Ready, my love?" Alastor asked, taking Scarlett's hand and looking down at Blair with a soft smile.

Scarlett nodded, her hand tightening around his. "Ready as I'll ever be."

Alastor opened a shadow portal, and the family stepped through, emerging in the lobby of the Hotel. The bustling activity ceased immediately as all eyes turned to the newcomers.

Charlie, standing near the reception desk, gasped. "Oh my gosh, they're beautiful!"

The residents and staff gathered around, murmuring in astonishment. Scarlett, with her delicate doe-like features and soft brown eyes, and Blair, with her small antlers poking out of her head and a growing amount of red hair, were a sight to behold.

"This is my wife, Scarlett, and our daughter, Blair," Alastor announced proudly, his arm around Scarlett's waist. "Scarlett, Blair, this is Charlie, the owner of the hotel, and the rest of the lovely sinner residents."

Charlie stepped forward, her eyes shining with excitement. "Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel! We're so glad to meet you both."

Scarlett smiled warmly, though she still held Blair close. "Thank you, Charlie. It's nice to meet you all."

The residents took turns introducing themselves, each one expressing their amazement and curiosity about Alastor's family. Vaggie, standing next to Charlie, gave Scarlett a respectful nod, while Angel Dust couldn't help but comment on how cute Blair was.

"She's adorable, Al. Never thought I'd see the day you'd have a kid," Angel Dust teased, winking at Blair, who giggled in response.

Alastor chuckled, his eyes twinkling with amusement. "Life is full of surprises. Now, everyone, let's make them feel at home, or there will be consequences."

As the day went on, Scarlett and Blair began to relax, enjoying the warm welcome from the hotel's residents. Charlie spent most of the time talking with Scarlett, fascinated by her story and eager to make her feel comfortable.

By evening, Blair had charmed everyone, her laughter and innocence bringing a rare sense of joy to the often-chaotic hotel. Alastor watched with a contented smile, his heart full as he saw his family accepted and embraced by the people he considered friends.

As the night drew to a close, Alastor took Scarlett and Blair to a room Charlie had prepared for Alastor whenever he would stay the night. "Thank you, Alastor," Scarlett whispered, leaning into him. "Today was wonderful."

"It was, indeed," Alastor replied softly, kissing her forehead. "Welcome to our new home, my dear."

[httpknjoon]

hello boyfriend | jjk

plot | You're drunk. Blaire was supposed to drive home but you want no one except your boyfriend to pick you up. The boyfriend that Blaire completely knows nothing about.

words | 2238

genres | fluff, crack,  secret relationship au, established relationship au, friends to lovers au

pairing | jungkook x reader

warnings | alcohol consumption, cursing

note | this one has been sitting in my docs for months now. but it's here! i missed writing for these two. let me know your thoughts! enjoy reading!

main masterlist  |  drabble series masterlist

"Wait! Wait! Wait!"

Through the ear-piercing and booming beat in the club, you managed to get the attention of your friends with your rowdy exclamation. There are only three people in your booth but because of the music, you had to speak like you are talking to a crowd. Even though you felt like everything around you was spinning, you managed to stand from the leather seat.

"What... What did you... did you just say?" your body swayed as you slurred your words.

Ella, the one who invited you tonight, repeated, stammering, "I said, being single is good, right? We're both been single for a very, very long time now. So, I guess, you'll understand."

She was a good friend of yours and Blaire, who's sitting next to you, from college. Three of you went to the same university years ago.  After graduating, Ella left the country and worked abroad. Five years later, she came back and immediately set a night to meet you and Blaire to catch up personally. It took three hours of chatting, reminiscing, and drinking to get you to the state you are in now. As the one with the highest drinking tolerance and always the designated driver, Blaire stays sober. While her two other friends came up with this dumb topic.

You tried to be steady on your feet as you looked at Ella, "Tsk. Tsk. That's where you are wrong."

Blaire bit her lip to stop herself from laughing. You were never this drunk since you began working or when you were out with your other friends. However, in college, you became too drunk one time that she had to call Jennie on the phone since you want to talk to your best friend or you’ll cry. But later, you became the one who will snooze off first after just a few drinks. But tonight, you were a little more talkative and vibrant than usual.

"I…” you grinned widely.  “have a boyfriend," you confessed, holding your head high.

Ella being the tipsy person that she is gasped dramatically. Like, she was betrayed or something. On the other hand, Blaire just shakes her head while putting down her almost-empty bottle. She assumes that you are simply babbling nonsense. She vividly remembers you rejecting Jenny’s blind date set up like a year ago, saying that you are happy with being single.

"Okay, okay. Both of you are already drunk. Let's just leave this—"

"Wait! No!" you screamed, cutting off Blaire. "You don't believe me, huh?"

You squinted your eyes at her before reaching for your phone in your purse. With all the alcohol flowing in your body this night, you had the urge to prove something to your friends. You unlocked your phone after two dizzy attempts and immediately rummage through your contacts. Your eyes gleamed when you found Bam’s dad. Jungkook set it up himself out of a joke.

"I'll go to the restroom." Ella was about to leave your booth when you pulled her arm back to her seat again.

"Wait, I'll prove to you that I'm not single. I’m seeing someone for two years now!" you persisted even though no one challenged you.

"But, I need to pee!" she whined and even stomped her heel on the ground.

You placed a finger on your lips, signaling for her to quiet down. You clicked your phone screen and it immediately began ringing. Your two friends heard it too since you put it in loudspeaker mode. Blaire leaned her back on the couch, massaging her forehead. She thought maybe you just clicked on some random contact or number on your phone. She hates to be the one to explain to your contact about your drunk action.

She can't stop herself from sighing, "Y/N, you're drunk. Let’s just go—"

"Hey, princess." 

"Hey, princess."

Jungkook rubs his eyes as he answered a call from you. His voice was raspier and deeper since he was just woken up from a short nap. He looked at his laptop in front of him and sees the work he left off before dozing off. He leaned his back on his swivel chair while he spotted Bam sleeping on his dog bed. Based on the noisy background from your line, it seems like you're still out. You told him earlier that you're going out with Blaire and Ella, whom he once met years ago too during college. So, he suggested having Bam in his place for the night. You said you’ll go home straight to your place since Blaire would be driving. He agreed, making her promise to contact and update you.

"Hello, boyfriend!" you giggled like a kid, making him smile instantly.

He can tell that you're already intoxicated just by the way you call him with that endearment. It’s one of those secret signs that you already have too many drinks. 

"Hello, girlfriend.” He greeted back with the same tone you used. He cannot help but chuckle. “How are you? Are you having fun there?"

"It's fun! It's great actually!" you chattered. "But... I miss you."

Jungkook can mentally picture you batting your eyelashes while pouting your lips from your location. He chuckled again, "Is that so?"

“Yes.” you huffed. “I want to go home!”

“Well, have you told Blaire? She’ll drive you home, right?”

It took you a long to respond. Jungkook only heard the music playing in the background and a few dialogues of you with Blaire, confusing him a little.

“I was telling you two, let’s go. I’ll drive.” He heard Blaire’s voice. Then another voice,

“Oh my gosh, can I just go pee now?!”

“No! I want my boyfriend to pick me up!”

“Princess–” Jungkook was about to try to talk to you but somebody spoke again. You were heard whining in the background.

“Hi, uhm… Bam’s dad.” Blaire paused as she read his contact name. “Um, you’re Y/N’s boyfriend?”

“Y-Yes.” he stuttered, suddenly feeling a weird knot in his stomach. 

On the other hand, Blaire wanted to ask more about this unknown guy since you never mentioned dating anyone. It was suspicious how suddenly there is Bam’s Dad on your phone. She was contemplating if she should let you go home with this man as she doesn’t have any idea who he is. But she tried to shake off any negative thoughts since she will probably meet him later.

“It’s Blaire, Y/N’s friend, and assumably babysitter for tonight.” she shortly introduced herself, unaware that a close friend of hers is on the other line.  “She may be told you that I will drive them home tonight, which is what I was supposed to do now. But, your girlfriend here is being bratty and–”

“I’m not being bratty. I just miss him.” you cut your friend off with a huff.

“Whatever. Anyways, we’re in Double Aces. Can you pick her up?” Blaire exhaled. Jungkook can imagine her rolling her eyes in annoyance. 

Although taken aback, Jungkook replied, “Uh, of course. I’ll be there in twenty minutes.”

Did his voice just go deeper?! Why? 

“Great! We’ll be waiting outside the bar, probably in my car. I just need to get these two away from more alcohol.” Blaire hurriedly said before hanging up.

Jungkook was admittedly hesitant at first. Suddenly, it felt like he doesn’t know Blaire and he has to introduce himself again. This time, as your boyfriend. He felt conscious about himself all over again. Thoughts and questions were all over his head before Bam, who woke up, snapped him out by barking. He breathed heavily.

“Okay, okay. Let’s pick up mom,” he told the dog, who followed him behind as he stood up.

Jungkook moved quickly, putting on his hoodie and picking up his keys. He opted to leave Bam since he’ll probably be too excited in the car to see you, even though you’re probably intoxicated. The drive to Double Aces was only fifteen minutes. Just when he arrived in front of the said bar, he saw a familiar car in front of the club.

And there he sees Blaire had your arm linked to her as you sway back and forth. She was holding an open bottle of water,

“Geez. Just drink it.”

“Okay, okay. Come on, ladies.”

Blaire returned your phone to your hand. You gasped when you saw the call already ended, and your friend rolled her eyes. Ella just watched the interaction between you two with heavy eyes. She raised an eyebrow,

“What do you mean?”

“I meant, we’re leaving. Go pick up your purse, I’m driving you back to your hotel.” Blaire replied.

“How about me?!” you whined.

“Your boyfriend is picking you up. He’s on his way.”

Boyfriend. Curiosity builds up in her chest as Blaire wonders who this mystery guy is. His voice seemed familiar though. But she cannot remember who she heard that voice from.

Your eyes widened in delight, “He is?! Yay!”

After five more minutes of talking to you and Ella, Blaire managed to convince you both to leave the club. She bought two bottles of water for each of you two. Ella was soberer than you so she was easy to follow when told to get in the car. Meanwhile, you insist on waiting outside the car for your boyfriend. Blaire, who just doesn’t want to argue, waited with you. She chain-linked her and your arms since you cannot really stand straight, leaning and moving back and forth. She still laughs at your unusual state.

She chirped, “How can I let you go with this mysterious boyfriend if your state is like this?”

“What?” you turned your head to her, eyes getting droopy. “He’s not mysterious.”

“I don’t know who the guy is, Y/N. You literally just dropped the news like twenty minutes ago. I don’t even know if I can trust him in taking you back to your home.” she replied seriously even though she was unsure you can truly understand her.

You smiled, “Oh, you’ll trust him. I’m sure. You know him.”

You were totally far from being sober. You just let words run out of your mouth, not really thinking anything.

“I know him?” Blaire repeated with a mocking tone. “Well then, what’s his name?”

“Jungkook.” 

A second of silence. Then, Blaire rolled her eyes again.

“Oh, fuck off.”

She laughed as she opened the bottle of water. Jungkook? Impossible. He is in your share friend group and if you two are dating for a couple of years now as you claimed, she would have known it by now. You were about to say more but she cuts you off while shaking her head,

“Geez. Just drink it.”

Blaire watch you guzzle the liquid before she heard a car engine near them. That’s when she sees a very familiar Jeep Wrangler and she knows only one person who drives around with that car. The door from the driver's side opened and as she quickly recognize who it was, she raised her eyebrows and swore it almost went past her forehead.

“What the fuck?”

“Babe!” 

You ran to Jungkook with open arms and immediately hugged him when walked in front of you and Blaire. Blaire remained wide-eyed at her spot. Jungkook tried to smile,

“Hi, Blaire.”

His smile was in between forced and nervous. He had his one hand on your back since you were still hugging him while the other gave a single wave to your statued friend. He knew you can hear his heavy heartbeats with how close your ear is to his chest while Blaire stared at you two.

“Y–You’re…” Blaire stutters as her index finger points between you and him.

Jungkook rubbed the back of his neck, “Yeah… two years.”

You finally turned around, “See? I told you!”

Jungkook laughed at that while the surprise still hasn’t worn off Blaire. Somehow, your drunkenness calmed him down. She was about to say something when you looked at your boyfriend.

“Let’s go home. I’m tired.” you pouted.

“Okay, princess.”

Blaire just stood there, trying to remember the times she has seen you two together alone during group hangouts. Things were starting to make sense. If you didn’t run to hug her, she’s probably still spacing out there.

“I told you, you can trust him,” you whispered before turning to your boyfriend. “Babe, say goodbye to her!”

He followed, still wearing that shy smile on his face. Blaire just broke into a smile too, giving him a pat on his arm.

“I honestly have a lot of questions right now,” she confessed.

“I know. Surprise?” Jungkook joked and they both giggled. But when it dies down, he tried to say something, “Since she’s drunk and will likely forget tomorrow  that she just revealed our relationship, I hope… maybe you can…”

Without any more words or explanation, Blaire nods and formed a reassuring smile, “Yeah, I get it. I’m good at keeping secrets. We can talk all about this later… maybe when your girlfriend is sober and awake.”

She nods her chin to you. You were already resting your head on Jungkook while he holds you by the waist.

“Okay. Thank you, Blaire.” he smiled, weights lifting off his chest.

Blaire watched as Jungkook assist you in walking to his car. You were rambling about random things and he was playing along, nodding, and showing genuine reactions. She cannot help but smile at the interaction.

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[bog-witch-blair]

Thinking bout transmasc Iron Bull hc.

Iron Bull top scars. Blackwall asks about em and Bulls just like "Ah yes those. They are from a mighty battle with my fiercest foe to date. A great beast that consumed all and caused endless suffering to all who cross its path. It was a long and hard battle but I emerged victorious."

Meanwhile my Adaar in the background (who is transfem) is in the back trying so hard to keep a straight face cuz she knows Blackwall will believe this tale and also knows that Bull is full of shit.

[blairafterdark]

Some of you've never had sex in a haunted house and it shows

[onestormeynight]

A Day With B

As always, B started her days by checking her email for anything important, a shower and then a trip over to Penny's. They would eat breakfast on the couch together watching whatever caught their eye.

"You ever been on one of these morning shows? Or talk shows in general?" Penny asked.

"Nah. I don't like attention like that. I got a few invites over the years, but I always turn them down. Popularity is whack."

Costello was a big fan of B. She always gave him her plate to lick clean and any bits she didn't eat.

"I literally cook him his own meal," Penny sighed. "He's not starving. He's spoiled."

"You're supposed to spoil your pets," B said. "You can't spoil children, but doggos? You can spoil the hell outta them."

After Penny's, B stopped by the park. It was spring again and she loved seeing the plants bloom. Penny had really outdone herself. While she was there she took the opportunity to stop by the mausoleum and see Blair.

"You must be so proud, man," B said to the urn. "Penny is thriving. Rosie has those cute little goblins running around. This place is growing. People come hang out in your yard every day. Being dead is whack, but I know you're here. We miss you."

She spent a little more time at the park admiring the flowers and using the logic area. She even accepted a challenge to play chess. She didn't win, but she did have lovely conversation with her challenger.

Eventually B made her way back home, but decided to stop next door and see Rosie and family. Rosie wasn't home, but Robin was happy to let her in to see the twins.

"I really need a shower, this is such a big help, thank you," He said.

"It's no problem, man. I'll keep them entertained."

Nellie and Ida were happy to play and babble at their great aunt B. She'd picked them up a toy each last time she'd gone to Magnolia Promenade. By the time Robin finished his shower she had already started getting them put down for bed.

"I'll finish up here," Robin said. "Thank you so much for stopping by, it's like you knew you were needed."

"Hey man, you can call me for a break any time," She said. "Have a good night, man."

B went home and tucked herself in. She really did have a rad life.

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[fruitsaladc0wboy]

I want to draw silly stuff but I also have responsibilities……like designing blair some funny new outfits……..

[bw1tched]

my tumblr phannie phase sure was a weird one but the phandom was almost single-handedly the reason i stopped being homophobic at age 11