#blair's babblings

[bog-witch-blair]

TUMBLR HAS RE ENABLED PVP

[blairafterdark]

What if you fucked my face so hard and fast that all I could do after was sit there exhausted mouth agape letting cum run down my face and chest

[batmanfruitloops]

My warm-up for the day and a redraw of this post:

-Sarsee

[fruitsaladc0wboy]

I need everyone to move back to 8tracks I can’t keep trying to find music on spotify

[bw1tched]

if i die someday and get buried and someone comes along and cleans the beautiful moss off my gravestone im coming back to life to beat their ass

[bumblingbee1]

Jeremy Blaire looks like he could have been a GTA 5/GTA Online antagonist, but was scrapped and turned into Avon Hertz.

[rikus-hips]

my ego inflates, sending me right back up to writer’s heaven where i spend 18 centuries working on my next one shot

[obtenebrate]

speaking of tlt: number of people i've gotten to at least start gideon the ninth so far has racked up to 4 and for someone with as tiny a social circle as i. well that feels like victory

[raspberryrunes]

tried to do a protection and prosperity spell for Samhain.....

started a small fire in the house

[bog-witch-blair]

Thinking bout transmasc Iron Bull hc.

Iron Bull top scars. Blackwall asks about em and Bulls just like "Ah yes those. They are from a mighty battle with my fiercest foe to date. A great beast that consumed all and caused endless suffering to all who cross its path. It was a long and hard battle but I emerged victorious."

Meanwhile my Adaar in the background (who is transfem) is in the back trying so hard to keep a straight face cuz she knows Blackwall will believe this tale and also knows that Bull is full of shit.

[blairafterdark]

Some of you've never had sex in a haunted house and it shows

[storiesofmyhead]

His Little Family

Alastor had kept his family a secret for so long in order to keep them safe.

Cooing at her child as it rests in her arms, its small head resting against her chest. The small antlers poked out of the top of its head though too small that her quickly growing amount of red hair could almost completely cover them.

"Oh, my sweet child. Daddy will be home soon I promise." She says, nuzzling her body back into her shared bed. Her 9-month-old child babbling to herself.

"Dada, wan' dada." Her little lips quiver, a sign that she was going to start crying.

"I know baby, I want dada too. But he will be home very soon. I promise you." She says calmy to her small child, her arms rocking her back and forth.

"Honey!" She hears Alastor's staticky voice call from the living room.

"You hear that sweetie. Dada is home." She smiles at her daughter.

Blair giggles repeating 'dada' over and over again making grabby hands at the door.

"In here my love." Scarlett calls out, continuing to rock Blair gently. The door creaked open, and Alastor's tall figure filled the doorway. His red eyes softened at the sight of his wife and daughter.

"There's my two favorite girls." Alastor said, his voice a mix of excitement and static, as he crossed the room in quick strides. Blair's giggles intensified, her little hands reaching out eagerly.

"Welcome home, darling." Scarlett smiled, lifting Blair slightly so Alastor could take her into his arms.

Alastor leaned down to kiss Scarlett softly before turning his attention to Blair. "How's my little princess?" He cooed, cradling her gently. Blair's tiny hands reached for his face, her giggles filling the room.

"She missed you so much," Scarlett said, her eyes warm as she watched the two of them. "We both did."

Alastor looked back at Scarlett, his expression filled with love and gratitude. "I missed you both too. It's good to be home." He sat on the edge of the bed, holding Blair close while she babbled happily in his arms.

Scarlett rested her head on Alastor's shoulder, sighing contentedly. "How was your day?"

"Busy, as always," Alastor replied, his tone light. "But knowing I get to come home to you two makes it all worth it." He kissed the top of Blair's head, then leaned over to kiss Scarlett once more.

Blair, nestled between her parents, looked up at them with wide, curious eyes. Her small hands reached out, touching Alastor's face and then Scarlett's, as if making sure they were both really there.

"She has your eyes," Alastor murmured, smiling at Scarlett. "And your stubbornness," she added with a chuckle, thinking about how Blair refused to take a nap without her dada.

"She's perfect," Scarlett whispered, her voice filled with emotion.

Alastor nodded, his expression softening further as he gazed at his family. "Yes, she is. And so are you." He kissed Scarlett again, a tender, lingering kiss that conveyed all the love and appreciation he felt.

After spending a peaceful evening with Scarlett and Blair, Alastor decided it was time to return to his duties at the Hotel. He kissed his wife and daughter goodbye, promising to be back soon, before stepping through a shadow portal that led him directly to the hotel's lobby.

As he materialized in the lobby, Alastor was greeted by the usual bustling activity of the residents and staff. Mimzy, who had a habit of eavesdropping and gossiping, immediately approached him.

"Alastor, darling!" Mimzy chirped, her eyes sparkling with mischief.

Alastor raised an eyebrow, a smirk playing on his lips. "Oh? Yes Mimzy?"

Mimzy leaned in closer, lowering her voice to a conspiratorial whisper. "How is your wife and child. I've been dying to know."

Before Alastor could respond, Charlie entered the lobby, her eyes wide with curiosity and excitement. "Alastor, is it true? Do you really have a family? You have to introduce us!"

Alastor's grin widened, his eyes gleaming with annoyance and slight amusement. "Well, it seems the cat is out of the bag. Very well, Charlie. I'll bring them here tomorrow. But I expect everyone to be on their best behavior." Annoyed that Mimzy had let his secret slip he knew that he now had to allow everyone to meet his sacred family.

Alastor returned home to retrieve Scarlett and Blair. Scarlett was nervous but excited about meeting Alastor's friends and colleagues. Blair, sensing her mother's emotions, clung to her, wide-eyed and curious.

"Ready, my love?" Alastor asked, taking Scarlett's hand and looking down at Blair with a soft smile.

Scarlett nodded, her hand tightening around his. "Ready as I'll ever be."

Alastor opened a shadow portal, and the family stepped through, emerging in the lobby of the Hotel. The bustling activity ceased immediately as all eyes turned to the newcomers.

Charlie, standing near the reception desk, gasped. "Oh my gosh, they're beautiful!"

The residents and staff gathered around, murmuring in astonishment. Scarlett, with her delicate doe-like features and soft brown eyes, and Blair, with her small antlers poking out of her head and a growing amount of red hair, were a sight to behold.

"This is my wife, Scarlett, and our daughter, Blair," Alastor announced proudly, his arm around Scarlett's waist. "Scarlett, Blair, this is Charlie, the owner of the hotel, and the rest of the lovely sinner residents."

Charlie stepped forward, her eyes shining with excitement. "Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel! We're so glad to meet you both."

Scarlett smiled warmly, though she still held Blair close. "Thank you, Charlie. It's nice to meet you all."

The residents took turns introducing themselves, each one expressing their amazement and curiosity about Alastor's family. Vaggie, standing next to Charlie, gave Scarlett a respectful nod, while Angel Dust couldn't help but comment on how cute Blair was.

"She's adorable, Al. Never thought I'd see the day you'd have a kid," Angel Dust teased, winking at Blair, who giggled in response.

Alastor chuckled, his eyes twinkling with amusement. "Life is full of surprises. Now, everyone, let's make them feel at home, or there will be consequences."

As the day went on, Scarlett and Blair began to relax, enjoying the warm welcome from the hotel's residents. Charlie spent most of the time talking with Scarlett, fascinated by her story and eager to make her feel comfortable.

By evening, Blair had charmed everyone, her laughter and innocence bringing a rare sense of joy to the often-chaotic hotel. Alastor watched with a contented smile, his heart full as he saw his family accepted and embraced by the people he considered friends.

As the night drew to a close, Alastor took Scarlett and Blair to a room Charlie had prepared for Alastor whenever he would stay the night. "Thank you, Alastor," Scarlett whispered, leaning into him. "Today was wonderful."

"It was, indeed," Alastor replied softly, kissing her forehead. "Welcome to our new home, my dear."

[fruitsaladc0wboy]

I want to draw silly stuff but I also have responsibilities……like designing blair some funny new outfits……..

[bw1tched]

my tumblr phannie phase sure was a weird one but the phandom was almost single-handedly the reason i stopped being homophobic at age 11

[bumblingbee1]

Jeremy Blaire and Avon Hertz would either be the best of friends or mortal enemies. No inbetween

[rikus-hips]

ty to everyone sending me requests ! my inbox is still open and yes i see ur requests and am working on them at a snail’s pace 🐌