#blair's babblings

[bog-witch-blair]

What the fuck is happening in my feed

[blairafterdark]

What if you fucked my face so hard and fast that all I could do after was sit there exhausted mouth agape letting cum run down my face and chest

[bog-witch-blair]

Personal storytime under break cuz this comic specifically REALLY spoke to me about my past and current troubles.

Back in like 2012 I think, I don't really remember, I fell off Pikes Peak and completely ruined my left leg. It was so bad I lost the ability to even walk. In 2019 I had surgery to get it "fixed" but something went wrong and it didn't heal right and then I fell again in 2023 and fucked my leg up even more and now that it's winter and snowy out I'm REALLY scared I'm gunna fall again and mess it up even more.

Anyway, I started using a cane in mid 2023 as per a suggestion by a nurse and was almost instantly plagued with those exact same thoughts. Like eerily similar. "They'll think I'm lazy. That I'm only using it cuz I'm fat." Like even the "I'm only 27" thought is the same. It's like you wiggled into my brain and extracted my anxieties about my disability.

And it is a disability. It frequently prevents me from completing my daily tasks and makes the simple act of just walking around to do chores extremely painful with every step.

But I ignored those thoughts and used my cane around the house and even at work. It was a chore cuzy work had required both hands and I frequently felt everyone silently judging me for it (on top of being trans in a red state) so I was a nervous mess. But the real nail in the coffin was back in January 2024 when I went to visit Mother (iykyk) in an attempt to make peace. She ENDLESSLY mocked me for it. Solidifying all my anxieties about it. I stopped using my cane and try not to use it anymore. My leg has gotten even worse now.

I want to use it again. I need to use it again. But I'm scared and my anxiety won't shut up. But this comic helped quell it. To know that someone else is having the EXACT same thoughts as me but still doing it regardless. Ik it sounds real dumb but it's given me the strength to try and use my cane more and more.

So thanks for making this. It's kinda just something I've needed to hear(read, whatever you get my point) lately.

If you are worried about what others would think of you using some sort of aid to help with physical pain, don't be like me, don't wait! Use that walking stick, that crutch, that chair, they are here to make life easier, don't make things harder for yourself out of fear or pride!

,Bonus non gif version!

[batmanfruitloops]

My warm-up for the day and a redraw of this post:

-Sarsee

[fruitsaladc0wboy]

I need everyone to move back to 8tracks I can’t keep trying to find music on spotify

[bw1tched]

if i die someday and get buried and someone comes along and cleans the beautiful moss off my gravestone im coming back to life to beat their ass

[bumblingbee1]

Jeremy Blaire looks like he could have been a GTA 5/GTA Online antagonist, but was scrapped and turned into Avon Hertz.

[rikus-hips]

my ego inflates, sending me right back up to writer’s heaven where i spend 18 centuries working on my next one shot

[raspberryrunes]

tried to do a protection and prosperity spell for Samhain.....

started a small fire in the house

[storiesofmyhead]

His Little Family

Alastor had kept his family a secret for so long in order to keep them safe.

Cooing at her child as it rests in her arms, its small head resting against her chest. The small antlers poked out of the top of its head though too small that her quickly growing amount of red hair could almost completely cover them.

"Oh, my sweet child. Daddy will be home soon I promise." She says, nuzzling her body back into her shared bed. Her 9-month-old child babbling to herself.

"Dada, wan' dada." Her little lips quiver, a sign that she was going to start crying.

"I know baby, I want dada too. But he will be home very soon. I promise you." She says calmy to her small child, her arms rocking her back and forth.

"Honey!" She hears Alastor's staticky voice call from the living room.

"You hear that sweetie. Dada is home." She smiles at her daughter.

Blair giggles repeating 'dada' over and over again making grabby hands at the door.

"In here my love." Scarlett calls out, continuing to rock Blair gently. The door creaked open, and Alastor's tall figure filled the doorway. His red eyes softened at the sight of his wife and daughter.

"There's my two favorite girls." Alastor said, his voice a mix of excitement and static, as he crossed the room in quick strides. Blair's giggles intensified, her little hands reaching out eagerly.

"Welcome home, darling." Scarlett smiled, lifting Blair slightly so Alastor could take her into his arms.

Alastor leaned down to kiss Scarlett softly before turning his attention to Blair. "How's my little princess?" He cooed, cradling her gently. Blair's tiny hands reached for his face, her giggles filling the room.

"She missed you so much," Scarlett said, her eyes warm as she watched the two of them. "We both did."

Alastor looked back at Scarlett, his expression filled with love and gratitude. "I missed you both too. It's good to be home." He sat on the edge of the bed, holding Blair close while she babbled happily in his arms.

Scarlett rested her head on Alastor's shoulder, sighing contentedly. "How was your day?"

"Busy, as always," Alastor replied, his tone light. "But knowing I get to come home to you two makes it all worth it." He kissed the top of Blair's head, then leaned over to kiss Scarlett once more.

Blair, nestled between her parents, looked up at them with wide, curious eyes. Her small hands reached out, touching Alastor's face and then Scarlett's, as if making sure they were both really there.

"She has your eyes," Alastor murmured, smiling at Scarlett. "And your stubbornness," she added with a chuckle, thinking about how Blair refused to take a nap without her dada.

"She's perfect," Scarlett whispered, her voice filled with emotion.

Alastor nodded, his expression softening further as he gazed at his family. "Yes, she is. And so are you." He kissed Scarlett again, a tender, lingering kiss that conveyed all the love and appreciation he felt.

After spending a peaceful evening with Scarlett and Blair, Alastor decided it was time to return to his duties at the Hotel. He kissed his wife and daughter goodbye, promising to be back soon, before stepping through a shadow portal that led him directly to the hotel's lobby.

As he materialized in the lobby, Alastor was greeted by the usual bustling activity of the residents and staff. Mimzy, who had a habit of eavesdropping and gossiping, immediately approached him.

"Alastor, darling!" Mimzy chirped, her eyes sparkling with mischief.

Alastor raised an eyebrow, a smirk playing on his lips. "Oh? Yes Mimzy?"

Mimzy leaned in closer, lowering her voice to a conspiratorial whisper. "How is your wife and child. I've been dying to know."

Before Alastor could respond, Charlie entered the lobby, her eyes wide with curiosity and excitement. "Alastor, is it true? Do you really have a family? You have to introduce us!"

Alastor's grin widened, his eyes gleaming with annoyance and slight amusement. "Well, it seems the cat is out of the bag. Very well, Charlie. I'll bring them here tomorrow. But I expect everyone to be on their best behavior." Annoyed that Mimzy had let his secret slip he knew that he now had to allow everyone to meet his sacred family.

Alastor returned home to retrieve Scarlett and Blair. Scarlett was nervous but excited about meeting Alastor's friends and colleagues. Blair, sensing her mother's emotions, clung to her, wide-eyed and curious.

"Ready, my love?" Alastor asked, taking Scarlett's hand and looking down at Blair with a soft smile.

Scarlett nodded, her hand tightening around his. "Ready as I'll ever be."

Alastor opened a shadow portal, and the family stepped through, emerging in the lobby of the Hotel. The bustling activity ceased immediately as all eyes turned to the newcomers.

Charlie, standing near the reception desk, gasped. "Oh my gosh, they're beautiful!"

The residents and staff gathered around, murmuring in astonishment. Scarlett, with her delicate doe-like features and soft brown eyes, and Blair, with her small antlers poking out of her head and a growing amount of red hair, were a sight to behold.

"This is my wife, Scarlett, and our daughter, Blair," Alastor announced proudly, his arm around Scarlett's waist. "Scarlett, Blair, this is Charlie, the owner of the hotel, and the rest of the lovely sinner residents."

Charlie stepped forward, her eyes shining with excitement. "Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel! We're so glad to meet you both."

Scarlett smiled warmly, though she still held Blair close. "Thank you, Charlie. It's nice to meet you all."

The residents took turns introducing themselves, each one expressing their amazement and curiosity about Alastor's family. Vaggie, standing next to Charlie, gave Scarlett a respectful nod, while Angel Dust couldn't help but comment on how cute Blair was.

"She's adorable, Al. Never thought I'd see the day you'd have a kid," Angel Dust teased, winking at Blair, who giggled in response.

Alastor chuckled, his eyes twinkling with amusement. "Life is full of surprises. Now, everyone, let's make them feel at home, or there will be consequences."

As the day went on, Scarlett and Blair began to relax, enjoying the warm welcome from the hotel's residents. Charlie spent most of the time talking with Scarlett, fascinated by her story and eager to make her feel comfortable.

By evening, Blair had charmed everyone, her laughter and innocence bringing a rare sense of joy to the often-chaotic hotel. Alastor watched with a contented smile, his heart full as he saw his family accepted and embraced by the people he considered friends.

As the night drew to a close, Alastor took Scarlett and Blair to a room Charlie had prepared for Alastor whenever he would stay the night. "Thank you, Alastor," Scarlett whispered, leaning into him. "Today was wonderful."

"It was, indeed," Alastor replied softly, kissing her forehead. "Welcome to our new home, my dear."

[bog-witch-blair]

Source

[blairafterdark]

Some of you've never had sex in a haunted house and it shows

[blu3-ja3]

Hello! I based this off of my own experience with both my parents being active duty for most of my life. I'm also here to say that I'm almost completely finished with cleaning out my drafts I just have one more to post and then I'm going to start on the winner for the poll! Be patient my lovelys it's coming!

O'Connor is excited, not only is everyone bringing their families in for a little on base celebration of the holidays, she also gets to introduce someone to her team. The only one who knows about it is Laswell, she's the one who introduced them. But still O'Connor is bouncing up and down with excitement, helping Soap wrap the presents that'll be handed out. Price allowed them all one day to get family gifts and their secret Santa gifts. O'Connor got Soap and was very much excited to give him his gift, a small portable water color set, a new sketchbook, new pigmented pencils, and a new kneaded eraser.

The first to arrive were the MacTavish sisters and their kids. Blair is the old, a tall girl with dark ginger hair and the signature MacTavish blue eyes, her little girl took after her almost a carbon copy just with a darker olive complexion from her father. Ainsley is the second oldest, she has a wild curly mop of dark brown hair and dark blue eyes, but her laugh is just like Soap's full bodied and contagious, her two boys are cute little devils they're smart like MacTavish. They're both curled hair, one blonde and the other brown, both have dark brown eyes and freckles. Grace is the one closest in age to Soap but she's still older, she has a lighter brown color to her short hair and the same dark blue eyes. If you set the two of them together they both act the same, and both have the mischievous streak. No little ones that O'Connor knows of but she doesn't really ask nor cares.

As soon as the sisters walked into the smaller hanger they were on top of Soap, all hugs and smiles. As soon as Ghost entered the room the three children were in him instantly babbling away. Once the girls were done with their brother they made their way towards Ghost, giving hugs and helping with the kids. O'Connor could feel the smile on her face and knew it would be there for a while tonight.

The next to arrive were Roach's Aunt and Uncle, his mother's brother and father's sister. O'Connor knows this is all the family Roach has left but even they seem a bit distant from the boy. Roach hugs his aunt and gives his uncle a firm hand shake, they chat for a bit and Roach seems happy. But the boy absolutely lights up as Samuel walks in with a man, woman and three small children much younger than Sam, trailing behind him. He greets them and waves over his family as they all begin to chat. O'Connor relaxes into her soft smile again. Ripley and Boogs immediately run off to play with the small horde of children around Ghost.

Gaz had gone to pick up his family from their home and they only appeared a short time after Sam and his family. Adia Garrick is a beautiful woman, she a bit taller than O'Connor with her hair wrapped in an intricate purple fabric and is wearing a matching kanga. Gaz is the exact image of her, Mrs. Garrick is followed by a young girl and boy both in their mid teens, the twins. The girl has beautiful locs decorated in beads and the boy has similar hair to his brother if Gaz didn't cut it short. Gaz begins showing his siblings around and Mrs. Garrick approaches Price and begins talking with him while Gaz is away.

Nikoli and his family show up next, his oldest hovering closer to the Garrick twins and the two younger join the tiny horde of children that are currently playing with the dogs. Nikoli's wife waves to O'Connor before going to set something on the table of food that Gaz and O'Connor spent most of the day preparing. O'Connor felt a bit of anxiety tinge her mind, silently waiting for Laswell to arrive.

Just as O'Connor started to feel a pit in her stomach Kate arrived with Sarah on her arm, O'Connor moved to greet them before she could think. Then she sees her and her heart leap from her chest, the same way it does every time O'Connor sees Quinn. The short brown haired woman looked to her with her gorgeous hazel eyes and O'Connor's heart skipped a beat. It didn't take more than a second for Quinn to throw herself at O'Connor and they held each other for a long time. It has been a while since they've seen each other and even longer since they've been in the same room.

Quinn works closely with Laswell and when Kate learned of Quinn's preferences she began to play match maker. O'Connor was hesitant at first but as the months went on and her fondness grew she couldn't help herself. The two have been together for about two and a half years, Laswell suggested that O'Connor introduced the team to Quinn at this event. And while this isn't the first time they've physically seen each other it's been a while. A million and one things have happened to both of them and of course O'Connor wanted to introduce her cailían to her team but there was never a good time.

Now though it was a good time because everyone was staring at them as they held each other. Kate was just smiling at them, her head gently laying against her wife's. Nikoli held his wife in his arms. Gaz was whispering to Roach both sets of eyes on them, Ghost gently squeezed Soap's hand, and Price just smiled. But O'Connor was focused solely on the woman in her arms.

Eventually everyone settled down and made introductions. They all ate and chatted, joking and regaling each other with stories. Eventually they moved to giving their families gifts and their secret Santa gifts. The children tired themselves out playing with the tired dogs. Ghost lost the small army of children following him around. Everyone said their good byes and good nights. Tomorrow the team has off and they'd get together with their families one last time and then the weekend would be over and it was back to life as normal. But they held to this small piece of normality and held it tight.

COD Master List

[onestormeynight]

A Day With B

As always, B started her days by checking her email for anything important, a shower and then a trip over to Penny's. They would eat breakfast on the couch together watching whatever caught their eye.

"You ever been on one of these morning shows? Or talk shows in general?" Penny asked.

"Nah. I don't like attention like that. I got a few invites over the years, but I always turn them down. Popularity is whack."

Costello was a big fan of B. She always gave him her plate to lick clean and any bits she didn't eat.

"I literally cook him his own meal," Penny sighed. "He's not starving. He's spoiled."

"You're supposed to spoil your pets," B said. "You can't spoil children, but doggos? You can spoil the hell outta them."

After Penny's, B stopped by the park. It was spring again and she loved seeing the plants bloom. Penny had really outdone herself. While she was there she took the opportunity to stop by the mausoleum and see Blair.

"You must be so proud, man," B said to the urn. "Penny is thriving. Rosie has those cute little goblins running around. This place is growing. People come hang out in your yard every day. Being dead is whack, but I know you're here. We miss you."

She spent a little more time at the park admiring the flowers and using the logic area. She even accepted a challenge to play chess. She didn't win, but she did have lovely conversation with her challenger.

Eventually B made her way back home, but decided to stop next door and see Rosie and family. Rosie wasn't home, but Robin was happy to let her in to see the twins.

"I really need a shower, this is such a big help, thank you," He said.

"It's no problem, man. I'll keep them entertained."

Nellie and Ida were happy to play and babble at their great aunt B. She'd picked them up a toy each last time she'd gone to Magnolia Promenade. By the time Robin finished his shower she had already started getting them put down for bed.

"I'll finish up here," Robin said. "Thank you so much for stopping by, it's like you knew you were needed."

"Hey man, you can call me for a break any time," She said. "Have a good night, man."

B went home and tucked herself in. She really did have a rad life.

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[fruitsaladc0wboy]

I want to draw silly stuff but I also have responsibilities……like designing blair some funny new outfits……..

[bw1tched]

my tumblr phannie phase sure was a weird one but the phandom was almost single-handedly the reason i stopped being homophobic at age 11