#blackmailmaterial

[blusboarart]

Guzma would never admit to needing physical contact or being a cuddly person. Hina snapping a pic, just in case she needs some blackmail material.

[buckeyenative01]

Grandpa's boots and cowboy hat. Grandma's laughing with me, not at me. Arizona by way of Kentucky. #cowboy #yeehaw #cowboyboots #cowboyhat #hat #boots #imanidiot #dingus #idiot #blackmailmaterial #kentucky #arizona #ky #az (at Fort Thomas, Kentucky) https://www.instagram.com/p/CU73uVmLkF8/?utm_medium=tumblr

[dehartfoto]

Oh the story behind this...#erdisnine #dehartsdodisney17 #bibbitybobbityboutique #blackmailmaterial

[pgxmusic]

Get ready we doing it at 10 / 1est Oh no. This is going to haunt me one day #blackmailmaterial #ftbs #producer #engineerslife #music #musicbusiness #motivation #motivationalspeaker #mentor #audioproduction (at Bernie Grundman Mastering Studios) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bnod_6-B7QG/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=38vzvm9ljto

[suesutcliffe]

Highlight of my day? Phone call from our kids and grandbabies ♡ #weareblessed #funfilters #blackmailmaterial

[grrodis-blog]

#Repost @racheljalejandro ・・・ Guest judge on #EatBulaga's #lolasplaylist today. This kid sang "Climb Every Mountain" like it was nothing with a voice of an angel. What do u say we release that tape of you singing it when you were 5, @thesexyb 😈 #blackmailmaterial @showbizmanila (at Broadway Centrum)

[camerapictureguy]

Ah the good ol' hippie days. (Ca.1971) Dad in his prime. Happy Fathersday dad!#happyfathersday #blackmailmaterial #hippiecowboysunite

[seventeencelcius]

Drunk! S.Coups

when joshua texted you at 2:15AM to pick up your deadass drunk boyfriend at the restaurant they had their celebratory dinner for their successful world tour the past month, you were this close to losing your shit

“hey sorry about it, but cheol just wouldn’t get in the taxi no matter how hard we tried, he insisted on seeing you. sorry sis-in-law :’)”

seungcheol was a heavyweight, having pretty strong alcohol tolerance and always drinking on your behalf if you ever lose in beer pong

one problem about him was that he always felt bad for those being punished, especially towards the younger ones whom he ‘raised’ since they were trainees so he had a very soft spot for the maknae line

considering that chan literally just turned legal and was probably playing drinking games for the first time in his life, he probably lost A LOT

that’s where your boyfriend came in, you assumed, helping chan to down the punishment shots on autopilot and ended up in this situation right now

thankfully, you had crashed earlier the night after kissing seungcheol goodbye and telling him to have fun so you weren’t exactly exhausted

maybe in your mind, you probably already  anticipated a situation like that would occur cause he was sometimes way too nice for his own good lol

but

you didn’t think the situation would get so out of hand after seeing the video joshua sent you of your boyfriend trying to cuddle up to a v uncomfortable jihoon and calling him your name

but literally pushing him away after said kiss on the cheek and gasping out loud “YOU’RE NOT MY BABY”

(jicheol fans be rioting im kidding)

no matter how drunk he was, he still wasn’t shy in showing affection

but at this point, you were more embarrassed over what he was doing than anything else that you wanted to drag him by the collar in case he sprouted any more nonsense to the boys

still, you gotta admit you were blushing at his ability to recognize you and telling you apart

by the time you reached the location, a very tired joshua and jeonghan sitting at a sidewalk greeted you and gestured towards a bench where your boyfriend was curled up

“we’ll help you to move him to your car but be careful yourself, he’s literally an affection monster.”

you chuckled and judging from looking from their dishevelled appearance, you knew they definitely weren’t lying

“cheol, can you wake up? let’s get you into my car okay?”

“i only want to see my girlllllll ... WOW am i seeing things?? aren’t you her??”

he literally collapsed into your arms right after that and you swore you would have fallen (for him again jk) had it not been the other two who help seungcheol by his arms

luckily for you, after he crashed into your

you drove both the boys back to their apartments and after insisting you could carry your boyfriend back yourself, you left because joshua and jeonghan looked like they lost 10 years of their life from taking care of your clingy significant other

“you are the most beautiful girl i have seen in my life.”

you turned after parking your car and seeing your boyfriend who just woke up looking at you with glassy eyes and a stare that threaten to melt your heart again

it seems when he got drunk, he was one emotional mess

you couldn’t say you hated it since he was literally being so darn cute that your heart couldn’t take it like wow he was making so soft for him if that was even possible

after heaving his shoulder over you, both of you managed to get back to your place in one piece

you left him on your bed and went to the kitchen to get him a glass of water instead of just plopping next to him and well, pass out from how the tiredness of carrying seungcheol

sure it was 3am but watching your drunk boyfriend was more amusing than the idea of sleeping since it was rare

especially when you could hear him mumbling the corniest things about you, making you grin even wider

he started pinching his cheeks and mumbled: “do you think i’m cute?”

“yes, you are -“

all of a sudden, he started winking and threw hearts at you as if he was on stage performing for his fans: “ofc i’m the cutest in seventeen, no, the whole wide world ~”

stiffing a laugh, you just couldn’t wait to make fun of your boyfriend tomorrow lmao

if you thought he was clingy irl from insisting to hold your hand to keep you warm when it was the summer or constantly trying to make you stay for an extra 10 more minutes in bed when you had work

however, this was ..... next level

“do you know who my baby is? she’s the most beautiful person in the whole wide WORLD!”

“you should look again, who am i hmm?”

he took your reply seriously as he squinted his eyes and before you knew it, he raised his arms and pulled you into an enormous hug

“IT’S YOU!! MY BABY!!! i thought i will never *sobs* see you again ....”

“CHEOL?? ARE YOU CRYING???”

as if something switched within him, he went from crying to giggling like a child receiving a toy on their birthday

“nonono call me cheollie ~ i like that more ehehe”

you were laughing so hard as you quickly reach out to your phone to record this incident

#blackmailmaterial

“even more than baby?”

“yeahhh wait nooooo, don’t make me choose. i just like hearing your voice, it could be anything.”

damn, choi seungcheol

even when he was drunk, he could sure make your heart beat a million times faster

as you ruffled his hair in bed, his eyes started dropping and soon enough, he was lightly snoring

you took that as your cue to switch off your recording

the lights went out following that and you could feel his presence coming closer to you and he pulled you to his chest

“you know i love you a lot right?”

the next morning, seungcheol woke up with what was possibly the worst hangover

but upon looking at who was curled up next to him, the memories from yesterday floated back and the hangover just disappeared in an instant

the headache clouding his head cleared up as you snuggled closer, inching to the warmth he radiated

at least he didn’t do anything stupid, well NOT stupid enough to warrant an arrest or anything

just very casually expressing his love for you, as usual

he ran his fingers through your hair, untangling some of the knots but the smile never leaving his face

he did felt guilty for making you take care of him at such an hour but in a way, he was grateful that someone cared for him that much

thankfully, all the stuff that left his lips yesterday was all true anyway

“i’m so lucky to have you, i’m never gonna stop saying that.”

[godgiftcd-blog]

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SEND NUDES TO JEAN.

[bree-t]

Found so many gems in @randrewr's memory box! Friendship cards, Mother's Day card turned birthday card, flyer from our clubbing days at Tigerheat, photos from my 21st birthday in Vegas, and freshman year shenanigans. #bffl #blackmailmaterial

[fayeruz]

I'm not trying to hurt your TV careers guys, but WHAT? & WHY? My memory is failing me - perhaps for good reason! #TBT #blackmailmaterial #hoesbelike #pimp (at Hollywood)

[herecomesreckoning]

I FOUND THE CUTEST PICTURES OF @samettikettu SO CUTE SO PURE(okayurmindisalwaysinthegutter)

[matttheratking]

#blackmailmaterial #theneenee

[eugeniamarch-blog]

Throw WAY back Thursday 😂 my mum had my hairstyle a good 25 years ago... She can never comment on this subject again 😌 #tbt #itwasacceptableinthe80s #blackmailmaterial

[kittydevereux]

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Adam's a little teapot doing the YMCA #blackmailmaterial

[zhangatang]

My #christmasgift to all! #merrychristmas #blackmailmaterial #maniacallaughter