#black men singing

[beau-gar]

COLMAN

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[kinglucasmasalla]

Oh the ballads they could sing

[picspammer]

Dave Gahan in One Night In Paris

[men-men-everywhere]

Gene Kelly

[luckydiorxoxo]

Colman Domingo attends the Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards wearing Valentino

[rainestormroom]

A bunch of Doodles

[perch-the-cat]

Bowigi CrackFic

Alright, this is a fan fic @mayketz and I made. This is a Bowigi story (I don't ship Luigi and Bowser but this fan fic is too beautiful to pass down). This story might not be suitable for sensitive people but who cares. Bro If yall want to draw art for some of it reblog your pics! Alright, now that's over with, on with the story,

Sexy Confessions

“You may now, kiss the bride,” The preacher said. 

They looked into each other’s glistening eyes. Luigi and Daisy felt bliss and peace while they leaned in.

“WAIT!”

Everyone turned to face where the noise had come from. Bowser and the Koopalings stood there, Bowser in a fancy white suit with a handsome matching tophat. Luigi and Daisy were confused, and before anyone could do anything, The Best Man pulled out a Tanooki Leaf powerup, ready to use it to protect his brother if he had to. Before he could use it, Luigi stopped him.

“Mario, hold on a second.”

“What do you want Bowser? You’re Rizzing me up days are over, I don’t love you anymore,” Luigi shouted with anger, fear hinting itself on his face.

“You’re coming with me!” Bowser shouted back.

Luigi felt a small scaly hand with sharp claws grab him from behind. Then the world went dark, and the last thing he saw was Bowser’s lips ushering him to sleep.

………………………………………………….

When he woke up, he was in a dimly lit room, he saw Bowser on a stage, with a piano. The first thing he felt the urge to say was, 

“Why does this room have such shitty lighting?”

“Hey! It’s mood lighting!” Bowser protested back.

“I couldn't let myself see you get married to that bitch, I love you too much for that. My Koopalings need a good Queen.”

Luigi glared back at him, “If you really love me, prove it.”

Bowser then looked at his piano and started playing a serenading tune.

“This one is for my one and only true love

Luigi

Luigi, you're so cool

And with my balls, we're gonna rule

Luigi, understand

I'm gonna fuck you 'til the very end

Luigi, Luigi, Luigi, Luigi, Luigi

Luigi, Luigi, Luigi, Luigi, Luigi

I love you, oh

Luigi, Luigi, Luigi, Luigi, Luigi

Luigi, Luigi, Luigi, Luigi, Luigi

I love you, oh

Mario, Daisy, and a Donkey Kong too

A thousand troops of Bitches couldn't keep me from you

Luigi, at the end of the line

I'll make you mine, oh

Luigi, Luigi, Luigi, Luigi, Luigi

Luigi, Luigi, Luigi, Luigi, Luigi

I love you, oh

Luigi, Luigi, Luigi, LUIGI!!!!!!!!”

By the time Bowser was done, Luigi had happy tears rolling down his cheeks.

“I love you too Bowsie,” He chuckled out. 

They slowly walked toward each other, they both knew what they were about to do with each other. They placed their arms around each other, Bowser’s on Luigi's shoulders and Luigi’s wrapped around Bowser’s waist. They swayed a bit before they slowly leaned into each other.  Their soft and scaly lips pressed together, as they made love. They swayed this way and that, tongues touching each other, it was like they were trapped in a sexy dance that seemed it could never be broken. As they finally left each other’s face they looked into each other’s eyes and started dancing.

“I ache for the touch of your lips, dear

But much more for the touch of your whips, dear

You can raise welts

Like nobody else

As we dance to the Masochism Tango”

They swayed this way and that, singing to each other with passion.

“Let our love be a flame, not an ember

Say it's me that you want to dismember

Blacken my eye

Set fire to my tie

As we dance to the Masochism Tango

At your command

Before you here I stand

My heart is in my hand

(Yeechh!)

It's here that I must be

My heart entreats

Just hear those savage beats

And go put on your cleats

And come and trample me

Your heart is hard as stone or mahogany

That's why I'm in such exquisite agony

My soul is on fire

It's aflame with desire

Which is why I perspire when we tango

You caught my nose

In your left castanet, love

I can feel the pain yet, love

Every time I hear drums

And I envy the rose

That you held in your teeth, love

With the thorns underneath, love”

Sticking into your gums

Your eyes cast a spell that bewitches

The last time I needed twenty stitches

To sew up the gash

That you made with your lash

As we danced to the Masochism Tango

Bash in my brain

And make me scream with pain

Then kick me once again

And say we'll never part

I know too well

I'm underneath your spell

So, darling, if you smell

Something burning, it's my heart

'Scuse me!

Take your cigarette from its holder

And burn your initials in my shoulder

Fracture my spine

And swear that you're mine

As we dance to the Masochism Tango”

With that final line, they kissed once more.

[247liveculture]

“Always believe in yourself” - Michael Jackson 💫

[bypreciousugo]

Tay Walker voice just do something to me…

[beau-gar]

COLMAN

www.beau-gar.tumblr.com

[caterpillarinacave]

my world has been flipped over

[noctomania]

"Songs of Slavery and Emancipation" a documentary.

I just watched this and it is EXCELLENT. In short, a guy came across an old song book that expanded on the history of abolitionists and the resistance of enslaved and freed men in the early centuries of america. Some of the songs are so blunt I love it. At the very least listen to the revised version of the My Country, Tis of Thee at the end!

[reesemh]

sketchy thing while watching the Miranda allegations unfold

[sunmisbf]

hi besties i’m back

[sergeant-angels-trashcan]

Hi! I'm interested in working through the Hatchet field stuff while I'm on break. Is there a recommended viewing order? Or can I jump in anywhere?

ahahaaaa i am SO SORRY I am just now seeing this. in my defense i caught covid about the time you sent this (and also infected my mom who does NOT do sick well) buttt if you're still looking,

tbh you can start anywhere, because while they're all related, they aren't connected--like you'll appreciate certain jokes and callbacks, but in that way I guess it's like an anthology.

Technically, the first musical is The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals. If you know someone who doesn't like musicals, they might actually like this one (PROMISE ME YOU'LL THINK ABOUT THE IMPLICATIONS) It's the first introduction to Hatchetfield and there are some recurring characters in the next musical, which is Black Friday. It is about Black Friday and consumerism and the amazing line "I've met god. he had nothing nice to say about you" BITCH OMG. The most recent musical is Nerdy Prudes Must Die, and honestly imo it has the least connections to the first two, so you could probably start with that one if you wanted--again, you'll appreciate some jokes more if you've seen the other two. It does also have more Lore, but I still think you'd be fine not knowing anything about it. I don't know that much about it and it was still good, because--

---there's a whole series of web-icals? Social Distance Musicals? Whatever, it's called Nightmare Time and they dive deeper into the lore of Hatchetfield and I've never managed to watch more than the opening number of the first one (it's a sound quality issue, i just need to watch it on a laptop or something) but look to be really cool and interesting and maybe deal with the same Hatchetfield? Because the Hatchetfield in each of the musicals is...not the same one. Or it is, but different timelines. Or different dimensions. Something. I think Nightmare Time does more into that.

Basically, you could watch them all as standalones, there's not really a plot that goes through all three of them, but characters and concepts that do.

But that's the order I'd do them in. From a theatre nerd standpoint, it's also really cool to see how they've evolved musically. Just technically with how they're putting numbers together and adding vocal layers. NPMD has a few songs that i would LOVE to see the sheet music for so I could try and figure out who is singing what. Honestly the best comparison I can make is "Wait For It" from Hamilton.

Anyway I hope you enjoy them!!! If you want to shout opinions at me i am here for that :)