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thecupsmith · 3 months ago

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the-lighthouse-lutari · 1 year ago

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I'm very happy with recent events but I had to do this.

#neopets #memes #burn the pc and black market to the ground

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charliemwrites · 1 year ago

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Did more calculations

1. Eyeballs: $1,525

2. Scalp: $607

3. Skull with Teeth: $1,200

4. Shoulder: $500

5. Coronary Artery: $1,525

6. Heart: $119,000

7. Liver: $157,000

8. Hand and Forearm: $385

9. Pint of Blood: $337

10. Spleen: $508

11. Stomach: $508

12. Small Intestine: $2,519

13. Kidney: $262,000

14. Gallbladder: $1,219

Do a little more calculating on how much money you actually get because people have 2 shoulders and 2 kidneys and blah blah blah whatever boring math anyway

Someone who's 5'7 ($28,000 of skin) would be worth 843,776 based on these numbers...

So let's just add 1,500 which means that Brandon (theoretically, of course) would be worth $845,276.

-♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎

More than he was ever worth alive imo

Also, you’re going to put me on a watch list (which would be actually hilarious)

But wait, bean, it says skull with teeth - does that mean it’s less without??? Because I think Brandon’s gonna be missing some…

#why are we still selling Brandon on the black market #and do I wanna know why you have this?#literally feel like the ‘what do you have’ ‘a knife!’ ‘NO’ meme rn

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beautifulfashions111 · 26 days ago

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Memoriesea Women's Sexy One Shoulder High Split Cocktail Wedding Party Maxi Dress

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farmerinthemac · 1 year ago

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"Average German eats 500 broetchen a day" actually statistical error.

who eats 5,000,00 broetchen per day, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

#meme #Germany #christmas markets #gnome #Georg #spiders georg #cologne Christmas market #mug #bits #English #i saw the name and blacked out next thing I knew I was holding my phone and this was on the screen

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icewindandboringhorror · 2 months ago

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Recent things.. mostly just writing screenshots lol

#There's a water problem in the apartment so thats been taking most of my attention lol.. the way maintenance happens here is just #this big long vague wait with no clear communication. You just send in a request to the apartment building and then you might hear from the #any weekday from 8am - 4pm any time after that. Sometimes it's quick but sometimes its like days before you hear anything. So then #you just have to be operating under the assumption that at any time during working hours you might get a call or a knock at the door #Like if you were expecting company at any time for a week straight ghjhj.. ANYWAY.. I've been working on making a little discord #server thing for the game maybe for playtesters to communicate in initially i guess but then also after it's out or... something like that.#no idea how all of that works. but you hear about people doing it. or something... Still not entirely sold on the idea since I'm not really #a big user of discord format speaking (like little chats and stuff) but.. again idk.. seems like.. common.. for things...(< socially odd #hermit fumbling through trying to imitate what '''normal''' people do/enjoy/desire lol..). Since I think my biggest issue is I am very bad #at socializing and thus marketing since a lot of that is social. The type to just google ''what do people do about games once they've #made them'' and just go after whatever the top 10 things apparently are hjbjhbjh... But like I said. still unsure it will be utilized. it #all feels very awkward to me. then again most things do. But that's what the ''overall progress'' screenshot is from. the little channel #where I've been posting updates to myself lol. Also ''coding'' in that being used very lightly consdering it's ren'py and I'm only using #the very bare bones most basic functionality of it lol. Extremely intense highly daunting master level coding such as ''if x then y''. gbjh #slacked on writing a lot due to the evil maintenance and such things... and just general... appointments... events... aughhhhhh #I think it's Goose Time here or something because nearly every day I hear big V shaped rows of geese flying by like multiple #times a day and they're so pretty and neat to watch. They've really inspired me somehow. Today it was rainy and gray skied and high winds #and cold (some of my favorite most beautiful weather) and I went out to check the mail and like 6 or 7 rows of geese fluttered #by in the air. I felt like that meme image of that guy that looks kind of weird (william dafoe??) and its like black and white and #he's looking up at something almost teary eyed wide eyed in awe.. The goose... those are my goose.. the universe sent those gooses just #for me and the high speed winds blowing my coat open and chilling my face... a tender platonic kiss from the world is often delivered #by way of chilly weather and bird formations.. peace and love on planet earth truly..#OH and of course.. boy with boy!!!! shout out to those little mcdonalds toy animal plushies from like 2006 or something. I found the #gray cat one and was like.. hrmm.. I have one of those as well (a real life gray cat). surely they're friends now.

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zoeisabelladaily · 7 months ago

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Dead Bodies

Dear Diary,

Today brought with it a wave of sorrow and tragedy that swept through our school like a storm. In the morning, as I made my way to school, I noticed an unusual atmosphere lingering in the air. Upon arrival, I discovered a notice summoning everyone to gather in the schoolyard. Albert was there too, and we sat together, unaware of the events that were about to unfold.

Lilith and Aric approached us with somber expressions, bearing news of a horrific incident that occurred the previous night. It was revealed that several bodies had been found riverside near Ebonhaven Village, believed to be relatives of students from the mundane world. Lilith explained that a group of mundanes had broken the portal to enter our realm, leading to this tragic outcome.

Albert’s distress was palpable as he feared for his father’s safety. Tears welled up in his eyes, mirroring the ache I felt for Adam’s absence. Somehow, amidst his anguish, I found the strength to offer him comfort, even as my own heart yearned for solace.

The schoolyard transformed into a solemn gathering place, as students were called upon to identify their deceased relatives for the final rites. Witnessing the raw grief of those who belonged to mundanes was heart-wrenching, and Albert’s anguish pierced my soul. Despite the sorrow that engulfed us, I couldn’t help but notice the indifference of some students, professors, and staff members, as if death were a mundane occurrence.

As the day wore on, Albert searched anxiously for his father among the deceased, his emotions swinging between relief and apprehension when he discovered his father’s absence among the victims.

Headmistress Morgana Revancroft addressed those whose relatives hailed from the mundane world, urging them to write letters to their kin and cautioning against interference in ministry affairs. Her words carried a weight of stern authority, a reminder of the consequences that awaited those who defied the rules.

Albert retreated to the library to pen a letter to his father, while Lilith expressed her unease and departed. Aric, however, remained behind, his demeanor hardened by anger and a thirst for vengeance. Despite my reservations, I found myself accompanying him to the food court, curious to learn more about his background and connection to the ministry.

Over coffee, Aric shared a startling revelation: his mother is a mermaid, and his father, a high-ranking official in the ministry, fell in love with her during his assignment near the Ebonwaves Ocean. The revelation left me questioning the boundaries between reality and fantasy, unsure whether Aric’s words were truth or mere fabrication.

As the day drew to a close, I couldn’t shake the feeling of uncertainty that lingered in the air, wondering what other secrets lay hidden beneath the surface of Ebonvale.

With a heavy heart, Zoe

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artby80 · 8 months ago

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2024 in a nutshell

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hwanswerland · 2 years ago

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Hi hi I just wanted to drop in and say your blog brings me so much joy and I get such a big smile every time you pop up. I'm always a bit shy to say hi to people but you seem really cool and I'm glad I discovered your blog 🥹🫶🫶🫶

Hiii thank you! <33 this made me happy, thank you 🥰😊 you only think I'm cool because you don't know me irl, I'm actually really lame (no surprise considering who chose himself as my bias lol). I'm glad you like me and my blog though and that you felt comfortable enough to say hi 🫰🫶

#ask #anon #feel free to talk to me if you want to ahshsgsg #i say I'm lame but why would you believe me? let me tell you smth #while i was in thailand there was this market and i saw sunglasses like those small round black ones that one iconic hwa meme #from guerrilla making is from. you know the doc oc/eggman/three blind mice one #so naturally i bought them and then also looked at the camera really weirdly and made a comparison pic with me and hwa lol #i was very happy about it but like. I'm self aware and that is a very lame thing to do ahshsgs

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blackrealman098 · 3 months ago

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बेस्ट ट्रेडिंग एप्लीकेशन कौनसा है?

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kamaljohnsonnetwork · 1 year ago

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Africa Got The Ultimate Black Market If You Think About It Lol | The G.A.B. Episode 147 (Meme Time)

Full Show On The YouTube (Kamal Johnson Network). Link Below

YT Link

https://youtu.be/qY0IaMuqOk0?si=lMn7nndSi5A7fyLC via YouTube

Podcast Links

iHeart: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/338-the-gab-101916901/episode/all-skinfolk-aint-kinfolk-for-us-128247194/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/episode/0ZelPZW8JW1osuCMsKsSLR?si=bce13a3987fb4451

Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-g-a-b/id1547660066?i=1000634867252

Podpage: https://www.podpage.com/the-gab/

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parvezrazu · 1 year ago

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Zombie Virus in Russia:

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tokencrib · 1 year ago

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Token burn, in the world of cryptocurrencies, is like a magic trick that makes some of the tokens disappear forever. Imagine you have a big bag of candies, and you decide to throw some into a fire, turning them into smoke. That’s what happens in a token burn – some tokens are sent to a place where no one can ever use them again.

#crypto #blockchain #memes #tokenization #bitcoin #binance #marketing #nike #black fashion

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vaporwave-trolls · 7 months ago

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"ive never seen your face before...color me impressed a face that i dont know the name for is impressive, what recesses of alternia have you been hiding" *she crosses her arms and rests a finger on her lip looking at him intensely clearly thinking hard on the fact* "your handsome, well dressed and look professional i think anyone can appreciate that but im more interested in your work, a weapon designer? well lets have some fun what sort of weapon would you design for me based on looks alone?"

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⌖Ferris Grifith Judgement⌖

-> Blinding gold caught your eye here. The man, his eyes hidden behind sunglasses and wearing a serious expression, stood silently. Maybe you will catch his eye too.

Go on and be judged by Ferris Griffith, the weapon designer

-> Jude backs are apprecuated, but not requierd :)

#ophila #shes known in the black market for having all sorts of information #judge meme

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beautifulfashions111 · 28 days ago

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ZAFUL Women's Spaghetti Strap Floral Summer Hollow Twist Front Maxi Dresses Sexy Cutout V Neck Backless Vacation Dress _ Shopping link

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replica-watch1 · 2 years ago

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