#black meme market

[thecupsmith]

[piliiiiconfusionf]

The animation urge got me again 🤣

OK SO this is about an Au that I came up with after talking with my friend about baby Shadow and it has been eating my mind for the last few weeks. The gist of it is Sonic is alive by the time project Shadow began and was sent to ARK for DNA that would also be used for Shadow (reason why he looks like a hedgehog) and then they go into shenanigans- it got deeper by this point but have this as my first post about it 🤣🤣🤣 I hope you like it! I might share more about this AU now that I have shared this BWAHA I just gotta stop hiding Yged

shout out to my friend @feligayzed that hasn't only been the subject of my yapping since day one but helped me with the audio, had the idea of Shadow having a Mewtwo plushie after reading my document about it and just being amazing THANK U SM FREN GETS YOU

[the-lighthouse-lutari]

I'm very happy with recent events but I had to do this.

[charliemwrites]

Did more calculations

1. Eyeballs: $1,525

2. Scalp: $607

3. Skull with Teeth: $1,200

4. Shoulder: $500

5. Coronary Artery: $1,525

6. Heart: $119,000

7. Liver: $157,000

8. Hand and Forearm: $385

9. Pint of Blood: $337

10. Spleen: $508

11. Stomach: $508

12. Small Intestine: $2,519

13. Kidney: $262,000

14. Gallbladder: $1,219

Do a little more calculating on how much money you actually get because people have 2 shoulders and 2 kidneys and blah blah blah whatever boring math anyway

Someone who's 5'7 ($28,000 of skin) would be worth 843,776 based on these numbers...

So let's just add 1,500 which means that Brandon (theoretically, of course) would be worth $845,276.

-♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎

More than he was ever worth alive imo

Also, you’re going to put me on a watch list (which would be actually hilarious)

But wait, bean, it says skull with teeth - does that mean it’s less without??? Because I think Brandon’s gonna be missing some…

[farmerinthemac]

"Average German eats 500 broetchen a day" actually statistical error.

who eats 5,000,00 broetchen per day, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

[spookyhotmess]

[icewindandboringhorror]

Recent things.. mostly just writing screenshots lol

[zoeisabelladaily]

Dead Bodies

Dear Diary,

Today brought with it a wave of sorrow and tragedy that swept through our school like a storm. In the morning, as I made my way to school, I noticed an unusual atmosphere lingering in the air. Upon arrival, I discovered a notice summoning everyone to gather in the schoolyard. Albert was there too, and we sat together, unaware of the events that were about to unfold.

Lilith and Aric approached us with somber expressions, bearing news of a horrific incident that occurred the previous night. It was revealed that several bodies had been found riverside near Ebonhaven Village, believed to be relatives of students from the mundane world. Lilith explained that a group of mundanes had broken the portal to enter our realm, leading to this tragic outcome.

Albert’s distress was palpable as he feared for his father’s safety. Tears welled up in his eyes, mirroring the ache I felt for Adam’s absence. Somehow, amidst his anguish, I found the strength to offer him comfort, even as my own heart yearned for solace.

The schoolyard transformed into a solemn gathering place, as students were called upon to identify their deceased relatives for the final rites. Witnessing the raw grief of those who belonged to mundanes was heart-wrenching, and Albert’s anguish pierced my soul. Despite the sorrow that engulfed us, I couldn’t help but notice the indifference of some students, professors, and staff members, as if death were a mundane occurrence.

As the day wore on, Albert searched anxiously for his father among the deceased, his emotions swinging between relief and apprehension when he discovered his father’s absence among the victims.

Headmistress Morgana Revancroft addressed those whose relatives hailed from the mundane world, urging them to write letters to their kin and cautioning against interference in ministry affairs. Her words carried a weight of stern authority, a reminder of the consequences that awaited those who defied the rules.

Albert retreated to the library to pen a letter to his father, while Lilith expressed her unease and departed. Aric, however, remained behind, his demeanor hardened by anger and a thirst for vengeance. Despite my reservations, I found myself accompanying him to the food court, curious to learn more about his background and connection to the ministry.

Over coffee, Aric shared a startling revelation: his mother is a mermaid, and his father, a high-ranking official in the ministry, fell in love with her during his assignment near the Ebonwaves Ocean. The revelation left me questioning the boundaries between reality and fantasy, unsure whether Aric’s words were truth or mere fabrication.

As the day drew to a close, I couldn’t shake the feeling of uncertainty that lingered in the air, wondering what other secrets lay hidden beneath the surface of Ebonvale.

With a heavy heart, Zoe

[artby80]

2024 in a nutshell

[secondbeatsongs]

I need you to know that today my boss told me I should add a hobbies and interests section to my resume, and I was incapable of responding because I was staring into the void thinking about how I've spent many hours over the past few days making a powerpoint presentation about my favorite porn director, and I really don't know how to reword that as a marketable skill

someone at work: hey what are your hobbies? :)

me (internally): I have no way of explaining to you the sheer depth and breadth of the rabbit holes I dig and then envelop myself in on a regular basis, following obscure trails down pathways nobody else would seek to tread, satisfying the deep curiosity of my mind by becoming obsessed with odd media and strange projects that would confuse or even upset anyone outside of my small inner circle of like-minded internet weirdos

me: uhh. uhhh. knitting, I guess. and embroidery. stuff like that

person at work: oh, cool!

person at work: what music do you like? :)

me: ...

me: anything weird

[oliviaivyqueen]

I Love You ���🤪

[blackrealman098]

बेस्ट ट्रेडिंग एप्लीकेशन कौनसा है?

[kamaljohnsonnetwork]

Africa Got The Ultimate Black Market If You Think About It Lol | The G.A.B. Episode 147 (Meme Time)

Full Show On The YouTube (Kamal Johnson Network). Link Below

YT Link

https://youtu.be/qY0IaMuqOk0?si=lMn7nndSi5A7fyLC via YouTube

Podcast Links

iHeart: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/338-the-gab-101916901/episode/all-skinfolk-aint-kinfolk-for-us-128247194/

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/episode/0ZelPZW8JW1osuCMsKsSLR?si=bce13a3987fb4451

Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-g-a-b/id1547660066?i=1000634867252

Podpage: https://www.podpage.com/the-gab/

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[parvezrazu]

Zombie Virus in Russia:

Zombie Virus in Russia:

[tokencrib]

Token burn, in the world of cryptocurrencies, is like a magic trick that makes some of the tokens disappear forever. Imagine you have a big bag of candies, and you decide to throw some into a fire, turning them into smoke. That’s what happens in a token burn – some tokens are sent to a place where no one can ever use them again.

[vaporwave-trolls]

"ive never seen your face before...color me impressed a face that i dont know the name for is impressive, what recesses of alternia have you been hiding" *she crosses her arms and rests a finger on her lip looking at him intensely clearly thinking hard on the fact* "your handsome, well dressed and look professional i think anyone can appreciate that but im more interested in your work, a weapon designer? well lets have some fun what sort of weapon would you design for me based on looks alone?"

▄︻デ══━一

⌖Ferris Grifith Judgement⌖

-> Blinding gold caught your eye here. The man, his eyes hidden behind sunglasses and wearing a serious expression, stood silently. Maybe you will catch his eye too.

Go on and be judged by Ferris Griffith, the weapon designer

-> Jude backs are apprecuated, but not requierd :)