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Trick R Treat B.J. Hunnicutt + Fire 🔥
“It’s hotter than a five alarm fire out here,” BJ complained.
“You don’t have to tell me,” you agreed. You’d sweated through three different shirts today alone, and you were done giving a rat’s ass.
Night was soon approaching, and it was the only halfway decent reprieve you’d get from the scorching heat until sunrise came again tomorrow. You sighed.
“I want to be close to you, but I think we’d be stuck together permanently if I get any closer. Either that, or we’ll both melt into the same puddle on contact.”
BJ laughed, and that was good enough for you right now. You had a bitter Korean winter to cuddle up in if summer didn’t kill you first.
If you’d like to participate in my trick or treat event, please send a character + a word to my inbox and say trick or treat!
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Freezing Rain (B.J. Hunnicutt x Fem!reader)
The swamp has grown quite cold as it rains and you are having a time getting used to it.
Warnings: fluff, light swearing, that's all.
You shivered as you ducked into the tent, stripping your wet coat off.
"Good God its freezing out there." You mumbled crankily. "And in here."
"It is?" B.J. smiled, amused by your less-than-happy demeanor. Meanwhile, he was leaned back, bundled up in a jacket and holding a steaming—possibly smoking—cup of coffee.
You frowned. "C'mon, that's not even fair, Beej."
B.J. smiled sheepishly and shrugged. "Sorry?"
You huffed and marched over to pour a cup of coffee for yourself before sitting down next to him. You were both quiet as you sipped desperately on the atrocious black liquid, hoping it would warm you up from the inside.
"Damn it. This is not working." You muttered, curling into yourself to try to get warm. It was only when B.J. noticed you were shivering that he dropped his game.
"Alright."
You looked up as he wrapped his arms around you from behind, pulling your back closer to his chest.
"Better?" He asked, craning his neck to look at you.
"Better." You smiled. "Thanks."
"Always, my dear." He kissed the top of your head. "You hungry?"
"For real food, yes. For the food here, I'd rather starve to death."
"Well, don't. Please. I'd be really sad."
"Alright fine, but the food might kill me too."
"That is a problem, isn't it?"
"I figure we can wait for someone to send us something from back home, huh?"
"I suppose that's what we'll have to do."
You giggled. "I'm glad you're here."
He hugged you a little tighter. "I'm glad you are too.
#b.j. hunnicutt#bj hunnicutt x reader#bj hunnicutt#B.j. hunnicutt x reader#m*a*s*h#reader insert#X female reader#Bj hunnicutt x fem!reader
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Can I get a Hawkeye/Reader fic from the Alphabet prompt list? Limping!
I recently listened to this really cute audio where the listener had a sprained ankle and it gave me ideas! This is another short one but I hope you enjoy <3
Just a Sprain
Warning: Description of sprained ankle, canon-typical language
"You little, conniving, brainless, son of a-"
"All right, all right. If you're going to call me names, at least choose something a little more imaginative."
B.J. and Hawkeye stood as Charles helped you into the Swamp. You leaned heavily against him, trying to keep the weight off your right foot. "I told you that would happen, Charles! The next time you want someone to play football with, ask Potter."
"No offense intended, but I'd rather have you break your ankle than Potter break a hip."
"The hell did you do to her?" B.J. asked.
"This is what happens when we let the kids play outside alone." Hawkeye was by your side in a second, taking your arm and helping you to sit on the edge of his cot. "What happened?"
"Charles tripped me because I was winning." You shot Charles a look, the weight of it lessening as you winced.
"I did not! And you were not winning."
"Let me see," Hawkeye knelt on the ground and began to untie your boot.
"Here," B.J. offered you a glass of something clear and foul smelling which you gladly took.
"Thanks." You downed the glass in one gulp, hissing at the burn of it sliding down your throat.
Hawkeye gently slid off your boot followed by your sock. You gave a soft groan at the sight of your already swelling ankle. "Oh, god,"
"This'll probably hurt a bit," Hawkeye gently prodded your ankle, causing you to jerk.
"Looks like a sprain, Hawk." B.J. mused, leaning over his shoulder to look.
"I agree." Hawkeye looked up at you. "Sorry, baby. You'll need to get x-rays."
"I truly am sorry." Charles said.
"I know, Charles. It was an accident." You exhaled slowly, leaning back to lay on the bed and stare up at the ceiling, swearing to yourself that you'll never play football again.
Fanfic Masterlist
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Other Fandoms I will write for
Here are some other fandoms I will write for. I will also write for any other fandoms you suggest, if I know them. I also have another one of these at the bottom of my page, but I don't know how to link it here, sorry :)
Rise of the Guardians
Gi Joe
Overwatch
Assassin's Creed
Stardew Valley
Vash the Stampede
Ghostbusters
Obey Me
Mash
Far Cry
Fallout (including the games)
#rise of the guardians x reader#bunnymund x reader#jack frost x reader#toothiana x reader#pitch black x reader#sandman x reader#north x reader#snake eyes x reader#gi joe renegades#gi joe x reader#overwatch x reader#assassins creed x reader#vash the stampede x reader#ghostbusters x reader#obey me x reader#mash x reader#bj hunnicutt x reader#hawkeye pierce x reader#far cry x reader#fallout x reader#cooper howard x reader#lucy maclean x reader
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M*A*S*H Masterlist
Everything I've written for the Tv Show M*A*S*H
Link to Main Masterlist
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Multi-Character
Oneshot: ‘Where is all the Halloween candy?’’I don’t know”’Y/n/?” (humor)
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Benjamin “Hawkeye” Pierce
Oneshots/Drabbles:
“I’m dying” + “I thought you loved me” (general/platonic/humor)
‘Snowball Fight’ (humor)
'Dance' (fluff)
‘Ready’ (jealousy/angst/fluff)
'Cheer Up' (cute/fluff)
'Good Enough' (angst/comfort/fluff)
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BJ Hunnicutt
Oneshots/Drabbles:
‘Promises Kept’ (angst/fluff)
'Rainy Day' (gen/cute)
#Hawkeye Pierce#M*A*S*H#MASH#MASH Masterlist#M*A*S*H Masterlist#Benjamin#BJ Hunnicutt#Hawkeye Pierce x Reader#BJ Hunnicutt x Reader#MASH fic#MASH reader insert#hawkeye pierce/reader#bj hunnicutt/reader#mash imagine
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Hawkeye and Doc
"And that's why we are never going to talk about it again."
“Nice to me you, Hawkeye Pierce and this is my ex-wife, Doctor O’Neil.”
O’Neil gave him a hard glare. “I told you to stop introducing me to people that way.”
“It’s technically true,” Pierce noted with a grin.
“Well if we’re going by technicalities we had it annulled so, technically, it never happened in the first place. And that’s why we’re never going to talk about it again.”
B.J. raised a finger as a question. “Now I feel like I’ve missed something.”
Hawkeye shrugged. “Sorry, not supposed to talk about it.”
O’Neil gave him a good shove in response. “Ignore him. You call me Liz if you’d like or Doc, everyone does.”
Send me a sentence and i’ll write the next five or more lines OR send me a ship/character and word and i’ll write the next five sentences
#mash#m*a*s*h#hawkeye pierce#Elizabeth O’Neil#Elizabeth doc O’Neil#hawkeye pierce x oc#bj hunnicutt#b.j. hunnicutt#hawkeye pierce x reader#5 sentence fics#mash oc#m*a*s*h oc
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Multi-fandom Masterlist
“TennantsLittleKitten” on both AO3 and FF.net
My writing blog is @cycat-carisi. That’s where I’ll post new fics and fic recs!
I'll have it up in my blog description whether prompts and/or HCs are open😊
Symbols and meanings:
* = 18+ NO minors!
[# / #] = multi-chapter
Title = tumblr link
[x] = AO3 link (older fics are no longer linked but may still have an AO3 post)
Peggy Carter x Edwin Jarvis
- Bring Her Home Series [3/?]
Bring Her Home - [x]
Who’s Going To Drive You Home Tonight? - [x]
You Two - [x]
- Other Fics
A Dance - [x]
Checkmate - [x]
Demoted - [x]
Deserted - [x]
In Sickness and In Health [1/?] - [x]
Just Between You and Me [2/?] - [x]
Never [2/2] - [x]
Over the Wire* - [x]
Peggy Carter, Vampire Hunter* - [x]
Resolution - [x]
Unknown - [x]
We Are Only Human - [x]
Poetry
The Dream - [x]
Eleventh Doctor x River Song
Incarnation Entities - [x]
Song of Darillium* [4/?] - [x]
Tenth Doctor x Rose Tyler
It Was Just One of Those Off Days Within the TARDIS* - [x]
Thank You For the Moment - [x]
Gator Tillman
Lonesome Superhero Masterlist - [x]
Lonesome Superhero part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, epilogue
Gasoline - [x]
Arya Stark x Gendry Waters
Gods, I Love Her - [x]
Jaime Lannister x Brienne of Tarth
An Unsent Letter - [x]
Queenslayer - [x]
The Walls of Winterfell: After the War - [x]
Hetty Woodstone x Trevor Lefkowitz
Take From Me My Lace - [x]
Only You: A CBS Ghosts Series - [x]
-> Commitment (Trevor x Nicky) - [x]
Sonny Carisi x Reader; Rollisi; Velasco x Reader
Sonny + SVU Masterlist here
Ozzy (S6) x MC
#GetAwayForTwo - [x]
#ILoveYou* - [x]
Not If the Postcard Was Right - [x]
Eddie (S5) x MC
Better Things To Come - [x]
Maleficent x Diaval
Proven Wrong Once Again - [x]
BJ x Peg Hunnicutt
Home - [x]
Sherlock Holmes x Molly Hooper
A Song For You, My Love - [x]
Beneath the Silk - [x]
Can’t Keep It Inside - [x]
Department Meetings - [x]
Drunk!lock* [3/3] - [x]
Footloose! - [x]
Leather and Lace - [x]
Seconds Matter - [x]
Seven Times In Baker Street* - [x]
Silly Tradition, Really - [x]
Sherlock Holmes x Irene Adler
Let’s Have Dinner [3/?] - [x]
Rain - [x]
Jim Moriarty
Mummy’s Little Magpie - [x]
Steve Harrington x Reader
I Left My Pretty Baby With Ralphie - [x]
Morning News - [x]
New dad!Steve drabble
Spent - [x]
Jonah Simms x Reader
Meant to Bee Masterlist - [x]
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its 5am. i am very tired. i do not want to go through and pick out all the best responses when i have a test today. so what youre getting now is:
every single character that was submitted [unless i didnt feel comfortable adding them to the data]
^ this includes:
- i didnt feel comfortable putting them in [they are a kid is the most likely answer]
- they break the rules
and goodnight everyone im going back to bed you get your pairings later today. feel free to demand your malewife be in the pairings in the notes of this post all you want but be nice
and sorry to the ppl checking the tags in the search bar for ANY of these characters
read more because we got 301 and then some submissions:
The Top Submitted Characters:
Crazy Dave [Plants Vs Zombies] - 14
Kazuki Kurusu [Buddy Daddies] - 8
Hero [Omori] - 8
Saul Goodman/James McGill [Better Call Saul/Breaking Bad] - 7
Tatsu [Way of the House Husband] - 7
Thoma [Genshin Impact] - 7
Laszlo Cravensworth [What We Do In the Shadows] - 5
Percy de Rolo [Critical Role/Vox Machina] - 5
Ron DeLite [Ace Attorney] - 5
Brett Hand [Inside Job] - 4
Puss in Boots [Puss in Boots] - 4
Sanji [One Piece] - 4
Spamton G. Spamton [Deltarune] - 4
Got 3 Or Less Votes:
9 [9 (2009)]
Adrian Graye Vernworth [The Owl House]
Adrien Agreste/Chat Noir [Miraculous Ladybug]
Alador Blight [The Owl House]
Alistair Theirin [Dragon Age]
Andre Legris [Innocent/Innocent Rouge]
Asgore Dreemurr [Undertale]
Axel Summers [Lemon Soda and Coffee (Webcomic)]
The Baker [Into the Woods (1991)]
Bandit Heeler [Bluey]
Barry Draxum [Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]
Beacrox Molan [Lout of the Court’s Family]
Benny [Fallout: New Vegas]
Bilbo Baggins [The Hobbit]
BJ Hunnicutt [MASH]
Bob Belcher [Bob's Burgers]
Briefers "Brief" Rock [Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt]
Brock [Pokemon]
Bruno Buccerati [JoJo's Bizzare Adventure]
Bruno Madrigal [Encanto]
Calculester Hewlett-Packard [Monster Prom]
Caleb Wittebane [The Owl House]
Cardan [The Folk of the Air trilogy by Holly Black]
Cecil Palmer [Welcome to Night Vale]
Chakotay [Star Trek Voyager]
Charlie Kelly [It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia]
Chisaki Kai (Overhaul) [My Hero Academia]
Chris Pearson [Dan Vs.]
Chrom [Fire Emblem Awakening]
Clay Rockridge [The Sexy Brutale]
Colin Robinson [What We Do In the Shadows]
Connecticut Clark [FlorkofCows/The Saga of Clark]
Cove Holden [Our Life: Beginning & Always]
Cyclonus [Transformers (IDW1)]
DaLey Vigil [The Great Ace Attorney]
Daniel Cain [Re-Animator]
Darius Deamonne [The Owl House]
Dedue Molinaro [Fire Emblem Three Houses]
Dick Grayson [DC Comics]
Dick Gumshoe [Ace Attorney]
Do Hyun Soon [Flower of Evil]
Ed [Our Flag Means Death]
Eddie Munson [Stranger Things]
Elliott [Stardew Valley]
Faria [Thrilling Intent]
Flex Mentallo [Doom Patrol]
Fox Mulder [The X-Files]
Fukuo [Kiki’s Delivery Service]
Furio Giunta [The Sopranos]
Gao Yizhi [Iron Widow]
Garmadon [Ninjago]
Garry [Ib]
Geto Suguru [Jujitsu Kaisen]
Gilbert Nightray [Pandora Hearts]
Gomez Addams [The Addams Family]
Grover Underwood [Percy Jackson Series]
Hannibal Lecter [Hannibal]
Harrier du Bois [Disco Elysium]
Hazama Masayoshi [Samurai Flamenco]
Heinz Doofenshmirtz [Phineas and Ferb]
Herlock Sholmes [The Great Ace Attorney]
Hordak [She-Ra (Netflix)]
Howl Jenkins Pendragon [Howl's Moving Castle]
Hugh Neutron [Jimmy Neutron]
Hugh Test [Johnny Test]
Ianto Jones [Torchwood]
Ignis Scientia [Final Fantasy XV]
Ingo [Pokemon]
Izzy Hands [Our Flag Means Death]
Jake Sully [Avatar]
James [Pokemon]
Jason Todd [Batman]
Jesus Christ [The Bible]
Joel Hammond [Santa Clarita Diet]
Johnathan Harker [Bram Stoker's Dracula]
John Silver [Treasure Island (1988)]
John Watson [BBC Sherlock]
Jonathan Byers [Stranger Things]
Kaiden Alenko [Mass Effect]
Kai Satou [Your Turn to Die]
Kaito [Vocaloid]
Kakashi Hatake [Naruto]
Katsuya Serizawa [Mob Psycho 100]
Ken [Barbie]
Kermit the Frog [The Muppets]
Kim Dokja [Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint]
Kim Gongja [SSS-Class Suicide Hunter]
Kingsley [Papa Louie Games]
Kisuke Urahara [Bleach]
Klavier Gavin [Ace Attorney]
Kojiro “Joe” Nonjo [Sk8 the Infinity]
Laurance Zvahl [Minecraft Diaries]
Lazarus Bleeze [The Hex]
Leon [Pokemon]
Lestat de Lioncourt [Interview with the Vampire (TV Show)]
Lieutenant Columbo [Columbo]
Light Yagami [Death Note]
Link [Breath of the Wild]
The Lobby Boy [The Hotel Podcast]
Loid Forger [Spy X Family]
Luigi [Mario Franchise]
Luo Binghe [The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System]
Mac McDonald [It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia]
The Man in the Yellow Hat [Curious George]
Manolo Sanchez [The Book of Life (2014)]
Mario [Mario Franchise]
Marshall Eriksen [How I Met Your Mother]
Marvin [Falsettos]
Mendel Weisenbachfeld [Falsettos]
Me [The Mod]
Michael [The Good Place]
Miles Edgeworth [Ace Attorney]
Min-Gi Park [Infinity Train]
Minato Namikaze [Naruto]
Momo [Stray]
Mr. Mime [Pokemon]
The Narrator [The Stanley Parable]
Naven Nuknuk [Epithet Erased]
Oliver Queen [DC Comics (Green Arrow)]
Olruggio [Witch Hat Atelier]
The Onceler [The Lorax]
Palamedes Sextus [The Locked Tomb]
Paper [Inanimate Insanity]
Peeta Mellark [The Hunger Games]
Percy Jackson [Percy Jackson Series]
Peter Nureyev [The Penumbra Podcast]
Preminger [Barbie: Princess and the Pauper]
Qifrey [Witch Hat Atelier]
Quirrel [Hollow Knight]
Ramsey Murdoch [Epithet Erased]
Randy Valentine Jade [Dialtown]
Redd Rockridge [The Sexy Brutale]
Reigen Arataka [Mob Psycho 100]
Ronaldo [The Vampire Dies in No Time]
Rouxls Kaard [Deltarune]
Roy Mustang [Full Metal Alchemist]
Ryoji Kaji [Neon Genesis Evangelion]
Ryuuji Takasu [ToraDora!]
Samwise Gamgee [Lord of the Rings]
Sasuke Itachi [Naruto]
Satan [Puyo Puyo]
Satoru Gojo [Jujitsu Kaisen]
Seven [Zero Escape]
Shinya Fujikawa [Corpse Factory]
Sig Curtis [Full Metal Alchemist]
Silco [Arcane (Netflix)]
Sojiro Sakura [Persona 5]
Sokka [Avatar: The Last Airbender]
Soldier [Team Fortress 2]
Spirit Albarn [Soul Eater]
Spongebob Squarepants [Spongebob Squarepants]
Steve Harrington [Stranger Things]
Steven Grant [Marvel]
Suoh Tamaki [Ouran High School Host Club]
Sword Boyfriend [Transistor]
Tanjiro Kamado [Demon Slayer]
Thomas Sharpe [Crimson Peak (2015)]
Tohru Adachi [Persona 4]
Tom Wambsgans [Succession]
Travis Matagot [Campaign Skyjacks]
Tsukasa Jinguuji [Fabiniku (Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout)]
The Tumblr Boyfriend [Tumblr]
The Twelfth Doctor [Doctor Who]
Tyrell Wellick [Mr. Robot]
Vanitas [Vanitas no Carte/The Case Study of Vanitas]
Vash the Stampede [Trigun]
Victor Nikiforov [Yuri on Ice]
Waymond Wang [Everything Everywhere All At Once]
Whizzer Brown [Falsettos]
William "Spike" Pratt [Buffy the Vampire Slayer]
William “Dex” Pointdexter [Check Please!]
Yeza Brenatto [Critical Role]
Yoo Joonghyuk [Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint]
You [The Voter]
Zagreus [Hades]
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Rainy Day
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/nt0QV97
by Make_Me_Imagine
Sensory Prompt: 'Rain covering your glasses as you walk.'
Words: 677, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: MASH (TV)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: F/M, Gen, M/M
Characters: B. J. Hunnicutt, Reader, You, Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, Colonel Potter, Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan
Relationships: B.J. Hunnicutt/Reader, B.J. Hunnicutt x Reader, BJ Hunnicutt x You, BJ Hunnicutt/You
Additional Tags: Drabble, Fluff, Comfort fic, Rainy day drabble, Gender Neutral Reader Insert
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/nt0QV97
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Domestic BJ Hunnicutt Would Include
BJ is the perfect husband. Living with him is such a breeze.
He’s always chipping in with any little thing he knows he can help with.
You’ll do the dishes together, he’ll do the majority of the yard work, or any chore you personally hate, he’ll take on for you.
There’s never a morning you don’t start together and you’ve never, ever gone to bed angry at each other.
All in all, with BJ, you’ve got the epitome of domestic bliss. There will be times you fight, because neither of you are perfect, but he’ll always handle it rationally and you’ll make up with an “I love you” in the end.
For anon
BJ Hunnicutt: @callsigncrash, @dictatorwholock, @micheleamidalajedi, @neapolitantoebeans, @mramirez1222, @multifandomlover01, @i-your-friendly-neighborhood-emo
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Try a Little Tenderness (B.J. Hunnicutt x Fem!reader)
An argument with B.J. fueled by sleeplessness.
Warnings: yelling, angst, hurt/comfort, ends happy.
"For the last time, honey, I'm! Fine!" You snapped. 21 hours without sleeping was making you irritable and your sweet B.J. was on other end of your rage.
"All I'm asking is that you communicate with me." He pleaded, frustration seeping into his own voice. "I wanna make sure you're okay."
You dodged, not actually having a real answer.
"I said I'm good, alright?"
B.J. shook his head "I know You're not telling me the truth. Is it really that hard?" His jaw set and he looked at you pointedly.
Tears started to well in your eyes. "I'm sorry, OK? I'm—" you were cut off by a sob. B.J.'s expression immediately softened and he was by your side. "I'm so goddamn tired...I don't know what to do."
"Shh, baby. I'm sorry I kept pressuring you." He whispered, wiping some tears from your cheek.
"I'm sorry I yelled at you." You cried, burying your face in his shoulder.
"Hey, we went through a rough spot. Every couple has those. We'll get through it."
You pulled away to face him.
"Kiss and make up?"
He smiled softly, pulling you closer to capture your lips.
When the two of you broke this kiss, he smiled again. "You'd better get to bed."
"But—"
"I'll pull some strings. You need to rest."
As he stood up to leave, he gave you a tender kiss on the forehead. "I love you, baby."
You smiled giddily. "Love you too you big schmooze."
#bj hunnicutt#bj hunnicutt x reader#b.j. hunnicutt#B.j. Hunnicutt x reader#m*a*s*h#x female reader#reader insert
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Promises Kept
30 Day Writing Challenge Day 7: "You said you wouldn't fall in love with me." "I lied."
Pairing: BJ Hunnicutt x G!N Reader
Triggers: Mentions of drinking alcohol; gunshots; and blood.
Word Count: 1.8k
General Taglist: @criminaly-supernatural, @caswinchester2000 MASH Taglist: @thatadroitgeek, @whimsical-daydreams, @meganlpie, @hybrid-omegaverse Requested Taglist: @spuffyfan394
*Angst + Fluff
**This is my first time writing for BJ; and this is an a.u. in which he is not married.
Your nerves from arriving at a new unit were barely noticeable now, as you laughed at another of B.J.s jokes. He had been there to greet you at your arrival, along with Colonel Potter. He offered to give you a tour and you gladly accepted. Now you were sitting in what he affectionately called “the swamp” where he and his bunk-mates, Dr Pierce and Dr Winchester lived together, both of whom you had met briefly in triage.
He told you of various things that happen at the unit often. You would have been convinced he was joking, had you not already witnessed a Corporal Klinger riding in on a donkey while wearing a bright pink kimono.
“Oh, I think I’m gonna like it here.” You said with a laugh as BJ finished telling another story.
“Here’s to hoping.” He said with a dopey smile as he cheersed the air with his drink before downing it.
“It also depends on if I get to stay long enough. They only had me at my last unit for a month before transferring me, I barely had time to make friends.” You said while taking a sip of your drink, there was obvious disappointment in your voice. “But I suppose that was for the better, I hate goodbyes.”
“Well I hope you will be alright with one when this war ends, ‘cause as far as I see it” He gestured between the two of you “You’ve already made one friend.” He smiled.
You smiled at him in return “Parting as friends is easier than parting as more.” You began, thinking back to a tearful goodbye you had to witness in your last unit “Being separated after you fall in love is worse.”
BJ stared at you for a moment, seeing a distant look in your eyes “Speaking from experience?”
You shook your head “Not mine.”
BJ nodded his head lightly. “If war is good for one thing, it’s learning about loss.” BJ said, a solemn tone in his voice before he shook it off. “Well, even if love is grand, the middle of a war might not be the best place for it.”
You nodded your head in agreement “Agreed.”
He lifted his glass again “Here’s to friendship in war, and hopefully no tearful goodbyes unless it’s when the war ends.”
You clinked your glass against his “Friendship in war, and nothing more.” You added on.
BJ “And as my new friend, you promise to knock me on my butt if I ever begin to fall in love with someone?”
“You got it BJ, and, as my new friend, you promise to never fall in love with me?” You asked jokingly.
BJ chuckled. “I promise.”
**Four Months Later**
You carefully watched the road in front of you as you drove the jeep over the bumpy terrain. You were anxious to get back to the 4077 quickly, you and BJ had a date. Well, not a date, just your weekly meet up as you exchanged letters from home as well as got things off your chest depending on how stressful your week had been.
You grew almost dependent on these nights with BJ, having taken solace in them to keep you sane. And as much as you hated to admit it. You broke your own promise. You had fallen in love with BJ and you knew it. You weren’t supposed to, you didn’t mean to, but it happened. You had no control over it no matter how hard you tried to resist it.
You would tell yourself that he could never feel the same, and that it was just you who failed to keep the promise. This helped to stifle the feelings you tried to repress, but also hurt you as well. At other times you convinced yourself that the war would end soon, and you’d part ways with BJ as friends, with a tearful goodbye you’d hate more than he did. But maybe, just maybe you’d meet up again after a while, and something could form from there.
Suddenly you were brought back to reality as shots rang out from the hills, piercing the jeep, you gasped and ducked down as the jeep swerved around the road. More shots rang out and you desperately drove down the road, fear gripping your mind as adrenaline shot through you.
As you rounded a corner the shots ceased as you sped back towards the MASH Unit. Seeing it down the road and in the distance you didn’t slow the jeep down.
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As BJ and Hawkeye walked through the compound they looked up as a jeep sped into camp, stopping abruptly outside of the main office.
BJ recognized you in the jeep, and as he and Hawkeye saw the bullet holes littering the side of the jeep they ran over to you. Colonel Potter and Klinger, who had just exited the main office, ran over as well.
You let out a few deep breaths as the others ran up to the jeep, “Well I see you saw some action today!” Colonel Potter said as you moved to open the door.
You let out a stressed chuckle “Not as much as the jeep Sir.” As the door swung open and you stepped out, you felt a sharp pain shoot up your side, eliciting a gasp of pain as you fell to the ground.
BJ dropped down next to you, his eyes locking on the dark red seeping through the side of your jacket, his heart dropped at the realization of what happened. “You’ve been shot!” He called out, making Hawkeye signal for the orderlies to bring over a stretcher. BJ placed his hands on your side, pressing down on the wound, causing you to grimace in pain. “Come on hurry!” he called out to the orderlies.
You looked up at BJs face, seeing it covered in concern, Potter placed his hand on your shoulder “You’re gonna be alright Y/n, just hold on.”
“I don’t remember getting shot.” You mumbled out, confused as the pain spread through your body, the adrenaline previously shrouding it fading away.
“I think that’s fairly common when you’re running for your life.” Hawkeye said as he helped BJ to move you onto the stretcher.
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BJ felt his gut twist as he stared down at you. You were now unconscious on the surgery table, blood still seeping from your side. Hawkeye watched him carefully before speaking softly “Beej are you sure you don’t want me-.”
“No.” BJ cut him off “I’ll do it.” Taking a deep breath he began to work at your wound, searching for the bullet and to try and repair what damage may have been done.
It took just under an hour before BJ was done, he had been as thorough as he could. You lost a lot of blood, and the bullet had nicked your lungs, but you were going to be alright. BJ now stared at your slumbering face as he sat at your bedside, he had finished checking your vitals and filling out your paperwork, but he couldn’t get himself to leave your side. He had too many thoughts running through his mind.
For a minute there, he really thought he might have lost you. And in that same moment, he truly realized just how strongly he felt about you. For months he had been pushing it down, trying to ignore it. He promised he wouldn’t fall in love with you, but damned if he could stop it. Thinking back on that day you met, he should have known then. He had no chance. How could he not fall for you? He wished he had never made that promise. It came off as a joke, but he knew you meant it. You both knew how easily it could be, to be torn away from someone during the war.
But as BJ stared at you, he knew he couldn’t go back now, whether you were together or not, he’d still be torn apart if he lost you. Just friends or not. So why not more?
As your eyes suddenly fluttered open, BJ sat up a bit straighter. Reaching over, he pressed his fingers against your wrist. Your pulse was normal as you opened your eyes fully and looked around.
When your eyes locked onto his and you smiled sleepily, he felt a burst of relief and happiness shoot through him. He smiled back at you and shook his head lightly “You gave me quite the scare you know?” He spoke softly.
You cleared your throat a bit “I scared myself.” You said with a quiet chuckle.
“How are you feeling?”
You sat up a bit and seemed to think to yourself a bit before nodding “I feel like I got shot.” You smiled and earned a small incredulous smile from BJ before you spoke again “I feel fine BJ, I promise.”
He nodded his head a bit “Good.” His voice was almost a whisper before he continued “No tearful goodbyes, remember?”
You nodded at him “No tearful goodbyes.” You repeated.
BJ looked around the room before back at you, moving over to sit on your bed he kept his eyes locked onto yours “I don’t ever want to feel like that again.” He admitted.
As he spoke, you could sense something in his voice, deeper than a caring friendship, so you questioned him “Feel like what?”
BJ seemed to take a breath before he spoke “Like I lost someone I love. Even if it was only for a moment, it was the worst moment of my life.”
‘Love.’ he said it, but surely he meant it as a friend. Friends can love friends. But you couldn’t help the doubt and hope that flowed through you “Love?” You asked softly.
BJ nodded his head “Yeah. Love. And not just as a friend.” He added on, contradicting your unspoken doubts.
You felt your heart hammering in your chest as you stared into his eyes, they were full of so much emotion as he stared at you. So it wasn’t just you who broke that promise.
“You said you wouldn’t fall in love with me.”
“I lied.”
You stared at each other in silence for a few moments, your eyes conveying so much to one another in silence. But you knew you had to break it, you knew he needed to hear it too. “Well. I’m glad I’m not the only one who broke my promise then.” You admitted, a small smile threatening to spread across your face.
A few seconds passed as BJ took in your words before a grin spread across his face. When you saw it, you could no longer hide the smile on your own. BJ shook his head a bit before he sighed out “Well, we’re just a couple of failures aren’t we?”
You let out a soft giggle “I guess we are. But...there is still one promise we need to keep.”
“What’s that?” He asked softly.
“No tearful goodbyes.”
BJ nodded before he brought up his hand to your face, gently stroking his hand across your face he leaned in close to you “None.” He said softly before he learned the rest of the way in, pressing a soft kiss to your lips, which you happily returned
xx End xx
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🍫13 Days of Halloween: Day 6
Prompts: “Where is all the Halloween candy?” “I don’t know” “Y/n”
((Prompt changed slightly to match characterization))
Requested by: Anonymous
Pairing: Reader x M*A*S*H Unit (Platonic)
Gender: Neutral Triggers: None
Words: 1,585 Genre: Humor; Hijinks
Note: Thank you for requesting M*A*S*H! I hope I did it justice~ The time-line might not match up, but whatever.
You sat down with a sigh as Hawkeye and B.J. fixed themselves a drink, Radar scribbled on his notepad, while Potter sat nearby tapping his finger against his chin.
“So after post op, we’ll invite the nearby villagers, hand out a bunch of candy to the kiddies, and then we’ll have ourselves a nice party” Potter recited as Radar nodded along.
“Sounds like a pretty good plan” you replied “How does Frank feel about it?”
“He doesn’t know yet” Hawkeye said, coming to sit next to you “We don’t think it’s necessary to tell his highness, he’ll complain about it either way”
“Who knows, maybe he’ll think it’s a grand idea” B.J. suggested as he sat on his own cot.
“It’s Frank, B.J., his grand idea of a Halloween party would include everyone dressed in their fatigues dancing 6-feet apart to the tune of the star spangled banner.”
You smiled at Hawkeyes comment as he turned to you “So Y/n, have you decided what you’re going to wear?”
You shrugged “Probably something in a khaki color” you tugged on your pants as you spoke, knowing you had nothing to really wear.
“Oh come on, you gotta dress up, we are!” B.J. said
“I’d love to dress up Beej but I have nothing to wear, I ordered a costume but it never came, I asked Klinger but he’s already given half of his clothes to the rest of the camp to wear.”
Hawkeye patted your leg, leaving his hand on your knee “We’ll find something.”
“I don’t know if I’d want to wear something you’d suggest” you replied with a note of suspicion.
Hawkeye gave you an offended look “I have great taste in clothes!”
“You’re idea for a costume would be my birthday suit.”
“Oh, now that is an idea” he replied with a smirk, making you roll your eyes.
“Uh, Sir” Radar spoke up
“Yes Radar.” Potter asked
“There is just one problem with all of this”
“What’s that Radar? You’re costume come in the wrong size?” B.J. quipped.
“Huh? Oh, no it's fine, well actually it is a little big, but that’s not it, I just, uh but the requisition order for Halloween candy never came in. We’ve got some, but not enough for all the kids and for our party”
You frowned at the news “And everyone donated money and or candy already?”
“Yep, I mean everyone but Major Burns, but that’s because he still doesn’t know about the party”
You, Hawk and B.J. all exchanged knowing looks. Just as you did Frank came bumbling into the swamp, large package in hand “What’s that Frank?” Hawkeye asked.
“None of your beeswax!” Frank yelled aggressively, turning, he sees Potter “Oh, Colonel, hello”
You chuckled quietly at his sudden change in demeanor as he set down the package with a thud. “What’s in the box Burns?” Potter asked repeating Hawkeyes question.
“Oh. Uh, just a package from home” he answered as he began to open the package.
“That’s nice. Well, in other news, Frank, we’re thinking of throwing a little soiree for Halloween, you got any candy you can donate, or money so we can buy some?” Potter asked.
“A soiree? Sir that’s highly un-military” you and the others rolled your eyes as he began “And to answer your question, no, I don’t have any candy to donate, and I wont donate any money for your party” just as he answered, he opened the box, which was chock full of various candy bars and other bags of Halloween candy.
You and the others stood and hovered as you pointed at the box “Now you do!”
“What?! No, this is from my family, you can’t have it!”
“Oh come on Frank” Hawkeye began “We don’t want it all, just donate some! There’s no way you can eat all that yourself!”
“Just watch me!” Frank yelled as he stood, box in hand as he exited the swamp, dropping a couple pieces of candy on the way, which Radar scooped up.
You and the others exchanged annoyed looks as you watched Frank run across the courtyard, clearly towards Margaret’s quarters. “Oh, we’ll get that candy Frank” Hawkeye muttered quietly, so only you and B.J. could hear.
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After a few failed attempts at retrieving the candy from Frank, Hawkeye and B.J. were about to give up, but tried one more time the day of the party as they cornered Frank in post-op “Where’s the candy Frank?” Hawkeye asked.
“We just want some, for the kids Frank, think of the kids!” B.J. cut in.
“I don’t care, they’re not my kids! It doesn’t matter anyway, I ate it all” Frank said with a smug look on his face.
Hawkeye scoffed “Frank if you ate all that candy then you’d be comatose.”
Frank scowled at Hawkeye as he turned to leave, Hawkeye and B.J. shared an exasperated look as they followed him out. Looking around, they see the nearby locals arriving, kids excited for having been told they’d be given candy.
“Frank, what can we do for you to to grow a heart and donate some of that candy?” B.J. asked.
Frank turned, seeming to think it over “You can’t make any jokes at me for the next month! And you must act accordingly in my presence, salutes and all!”
Hawkeye and B.J. shared a look of disdain “Fine, fine! Just show us the candy Frank” B.J. muttered out
Frank smirked at them as he turned, leading them towards Margaret's tent, where he had been hiding the candy. You had been walking across the camp as came across them “What’s up guys?”
“Frank agreed to give us some of the candy”
“Oh, is that so?” you asked, something in your voice that made B.J. and Hawkeye hesitate, but continued to follow Frank as you tagged along.
Entering into the tent, Frank opened up the closet pulling out the box. As he opened it, the three of you stood behind him watching. Hawkeye glanced at you, you met his eyes for a moment and smirked, making him curious.
“Hey!” Frank called, earning all of your attention.
He dumped out the box, and all that fell out were some cans of corn and some loose pieces of candy. “He really did eat it all” B.J. muttered in disbelief.
“Or maybe Margarete had a midnight craving” Hawkeye quipped before looking down at Frank “Where’s the candy Frank?” he asked, clearly frustrated.
“How am I supposed to know, it was in here earlier!”
“Maybe the candy-man took it” you joked, clearly not bothered by the missing candy.
Hawkeye and B.J. looked at you, gathering you had something to do with it. And so did Frank. Standing, he eyed you “Where is the Halloween candy?”
You looked at him, feigning offense while shrugging “I don’t know”
“Captain L/n” Frank began, pointing his finger at you, stopping only when the sudden sound of happy yelling children distracted you.
Frank walked away, looking out of the tent, seeing a large group of kids jumping around as Father Mulcahy and a few nurses began handing out candy. Frank squinted as he looked closer “Hey! That’s my candy!”
As this was happening Hawkeye and B.J. looked back at you, amusement on their faces, knowing you had to be the one to do this. You looked at them, winking as they laughed out loud.
Frank turned in anger, pointing his finger at all of you “I know you did this, you stole from me. After I get back my candy, I- I’ll, I’ll have you all on report!”
“Don’t tell me you’re gonna go take your candy back from those kids Frank?!” B.J. asked incredulously.
“I know you have stooped low before Frank but don’t tell me you’d actually take candy from a baby?” Hawkeye asked.
Frank opened his mouth to speak but stopped, turning and looking at the kids and then turning back “Well, why shouldn’t I? It’s my candy!”
You all rolled your eyes, as Margaret jogged up, “Oh, Major Burns you are so kind!”
“Oh, uh, thank you Margar- Uh I mean Major Houlihan, but uh, what are you talking about?”
“Well, Captain L/n told me you had donated all that candy, and now look at all the kids they’re having so much fun!” she spoke with a wide smile.
Frank, Hawk and B.J. all turned to look at you as you stared at Frank with a blank face, hands in your pockets “Frank certainly is a kind and generous man isn’t he?” you asked, no emotion in your voice.
“Oh he really is!” Margaret said as he smiled widely at Frank.
Frank hesitated, looking between you and Margaret “Oh, well, we do what we can Major” he feigned, taking the credit as you internally rolled your eyes.
Margaret suddenly pulled Frank away and towards the group of kids. Feeling pressure on both your shoulders, you look back and forth seeing both Hawkeye and B.J. resting their arms on your shoulder “Here we were, threatening him to give us the candy, and you swept in like a thief in the night” B.J. commented, still amused.
“Well now that that’s over” Hawkeye paused looking down at you with a smile “I’ve got a costume for you I think you’ll like” he smirked
“Oh no” you muttered.
Hawkeye’s smirk only grew as he and B.J. shared a knowing look “Oh, yes”. Hawkeye looped his arm through yours as he began to drag you towards the Swamp, B.J. following behind.
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We’ve Got You
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Rainy Day
Prompt: 'Rain covering your glasses as you walk' Requested by: @spuffyfan394 (this was your mystery challenge request - I wont be posting your color or number since that will give those options away lol)
Pairing: BJ Hunnicutt x Reader + others (platonic)
Warnings: None! Just a short, sweet and simple drabble.
Words: 677
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You sighed as you looked out the flap of your tent. A chill ran over you as the cold wet wind whipped your face. Quickly jumping out and closing your tent, you turned and began jogging across the compound. You pulled your jacket tight around your body as you squinted your eyes.
Your vision became blurry as the rain covered your glasses. Slowing down to a walk, you lifted your hand to block the rain as you made your way blindly towards the mess tent.
Loosing your balance as you slid through a muddy spot, you let out an annoyed sigh.
"Having trouble?"
Looking up at the familiar voice, you saw a figure approaching. You didn't need to see him, to know BJ was standing in front of you.
You reached out blindly. "Ever tried to walk while looking through a glass of water?"
You heard him chuckle as he came to stand beside you, looping his arm through yours. "Allow me."
Finally making it to the mess tent, you took your glasses off as you got inside, shaking the water from them as you wiped your face. Noting the crowded mess tent, you figured everyone was too afraid to make the trip back to their tents in the storm.
Following BJ, you sat down beside him at a table with Hawkeye, Potter, Radar and Margaret. The table was crowded with others, causing you and BJ to be squished together, his hand was looped around your side, holding you close.
As you wiped off your glasses, Potter looked over at you. "So, decided to swim over huh?"
You smiled and glanced down at the food on everyone plates. "Oh, you know me sir, no wind nor rain can keep me from-" you paused as you watched Hawkeye pick up something unidentifiable up with his fork, "-whatever the hell that is."
Te others chuckled as Hawkeye gestured with his fork. "Meatloaf."
You rose your brow. "I think I'll pass."
"Oh, come on, you gotta eat something." BJ said as he moved to stand up, bringing you with him. You wandered over to the food and he gestured at the options. "I'm sure there something somewhat edible here you can eat."
"Yesterday's dinner, today's lunch, or tomorrows breakfast?" You asked as you looked at the food.
BJ shrugged his shoulder with a smile. "Like I said, options."
You chuckled as you both got a tray of food and wandered back to the table. As you began to eat, everyone looked around as the loud sound of rain slowed to a gentle patter.
A chorus of pleased mummers sounded through the tent, as multiple people rose to leave quickly, in case the rain picked up again.
"You know, when you're safe and warm inside, the rains not so bad. Almost comforting in a way." Margaret said, as she sipped her coffee.
"Yeah, about as comforting as the wind that brought me here without me having to move my legs." Hawkeye scoffed.
Margaret rolled her eyes, but you smiled. "I agree Margaret. I love the rain."
"Even if it's like looking through a glass of water." BJ asked softly.
You smiled, "Yes, even then. Though, the mud puddle that almost took me out, I can live without."
"Oh, the puddles around the compound are a menace." Margret commented. "I slid three feet in one during yesterday's storm."
"I took a trip down the whole road this morning, surfed like I was on an ocean wave." Potter added on as he motioned with his hand.
"Thanks for the warnings." Hawkeye said as he rose. "I'll heed them as I wade my way back to the swamp."
As he began to move towards the exit, the rain began to pour heavily, as the wind picked up, whistling through the crack in the door.
Turning around, Hawkeye came and sat back down. "On second thought, might wait a bit."
"Right." Your voices rang out in unison.
Pulling a deck of cards from his shirt pocket he looked around. "Anyone for a game of blackjack?"
xx End xx
I didn't have much of an idea for this, so I decided to write a simple comforting fic.
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For the fanfic trope mashup: 48, 53, and doc and hawkeye?? Honestly the way you write for mash may as well be canon I’ve just accepted the characterisation as bang on ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ love u!
Fake Dating + Mutual Pining
First of all, thank you! MASH is such a fun show to write for and I’m so happy you vibe with the characterization. Honestly, all the characters have such clear voices it makes it easy. ☺️
Now, on with the rambles:
This would just make for a fun episode TBH
Okay, I’m thinking this is set sometimes in the later seasons; B.J. is there, but I think Frank may still be around, it’s flexible
Doc went off to a conference in Tokyo along with Margaret, and they’re just gotten back
While they were there Doc got approached by one of the Majors
She was already at her limit with having to deal with so many officers assuming she was a nurse, she didn’t want to get into another argument and just told him she was seeing someone to get him to back off
She keeps it to herself, because she’s dealt with this kind of stuff before and it’s no big deal, she’ll never see him again
And then she does
The Major decides to come up to the 4077th for an extended stay and immediately starts going after Doc
She panics, and as soon as Hawkeye comes into view she plants a kiss right on his lips and tells him to go with it
Hawkeye isn’t about to look a gift horse in the mouth and does
Later she explains everything that happened to Hawkeye and B.J.
Hawkeye asks why she doesn’t just tell that Major she isn’t interested and she countered that he can easily get her thrown out which, unlike Hawkeye, she doesn’t want
B.J. is then like, okay so you guys just pretend to date until the Major leaves, I don’t see any problems here
Doc is like, “thanks you’re a real pal” and leaves, meanwhile Hawkeye is trying to play it cool like, “what are you talking about? I can handle pretending to date Doc for a few weeks, it’ll be a snap. It’s not like I’ve been pining for years. This is fine. Everything is fine.”
Of course, shenanigans ensue
There was a betting pool among the enlisted men on when they would get together and Klinger makes off like a bandit
Father Mulcahy is genuinely happy is already making plans for what he’s going to say at their wedding
B.J. is trying to get them to confess already because it’s driving him crazy
(Honestly I just picture him being like Ann in Parks and Rec when she’s trying to get Ben and Leslie together)
I don’t have anything else concrete, but those are the main strokes
Send me two (2) tropes from this list + a ship and I’ll describe how I’d combine them in the same story.
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