#bizarre shit idk
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i've been a manager at my job for almost a year now and i've dealt with dozens of pissed off customers and been confronted countless times and i feel like i handle most interactions as well as i can given the circumstances but one thing that still sticks with me is these people a few months ago. it was two parents with their like 4 year old kid and their server gave them two regular menus and a kids menu to order from. if your kid orders an entree from the kids menu they can get a scoop of ice cream for 99¢ but they Must get the entree to get the 99 cent scoop, otherwise the scoop is reg price. now personally ill often just charge the 99 cents even if they didn't get the kids entree, especially if we've already sold a lot of food to them, bcuz im not a cop, but the 16 year old server charged a reg price scoop for the little kid because the ice cream was literally all she got and that's what he was trained to do and it's The Rules so like he did everything he was supposed to. MIND YOU the kids menu CLEARLY says at the very top that the single scoop dessert is 99 cents ONLY WITH purchase of entree. okay. its not a secret its right there its there for you to read. okay. well the server comes to me and says hey my table is really upset about their bill and they want to talk to you. i go over and these people are IRATE they're like WHY IS HER SCOOP OF ICE CREAM 3.99 and their table is pre-bussed so there are no context clues about what food was eaten so im like, did she get a meal? and they say no she did not get a meal she just got the KIDS SCOOP OF ICE CREAM. and im like ok. back up. there is no "kids scoop of ice cream" there is a scoop of ice cream that children can get for 99 cents if they also order a kids entree. woman says WELL OUR SERVER DIDNT TELL US THAT. i'm like Well Im Sorry but servers aren't trained to tell you how much shit costs because we expect our customers to be able to readdddd the menu. i didn't say that obviously but i pointed at the kids menu on their table that THEY ordered from and was like Well Ma'am the menu explains the pricing of ice cream right here at the top. she goes WELL we didn't read that. can you take the ice cream off our bill?? and i kinda just look at her and im like. did your kid eat the ice cream? and she says Yeah. and i'm like then obviously no i cannot tske it off your bill. she freaks the fuck out and her husband is like pointing his finger in my face and shit and then when that's all said and done they pay and write some dumbass comment on their signed receipt about how much the shift manager sucks. Guys.
#not a vent per se. i mean kinda?? but mostly its just long#i swear i was more eloquent than this i just havent had meds yet today so as of typing this im insane but yeah#i mean ive had shit like this happen a bunch it's not a unique experience it was i guess mostly just their conviction?? that sticks with me#usually i can tell when people are trying to feign ignorance or be sneaky to get shit off their bills right#but these people were so genuinely outraged that we enforced a policy that their menu clearly stated for them in bold letters that are#easy to read#there was no trace of embarrassment when i pointed out that it was there for them to read#no like look of realization that people usually get before they dig their heels in and bitch that it should have been explained to them an#yway#bizarre shit idk#i hate customers especially the ones we get on second shift
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ghost tried my tea, did not like it
#this was very bizarre to wake up to#i didnt have my glasses on at first i just saw brown stuff on the carpet i thought the dog took a shit in front og my bed TwT#but no its stranger idk how this happened#maybe i was sleepwalking? i dont sleep walk but idk what else
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Forgot i drew this ngl
#my art#fanart#fanartist#doodle#danganronpa#ouma kokichi#jojo bizarre adventure#jojo fanart#jjba fanart#diego brando#noriaki kakyoin#josuke higashikata#im too lazy to tag everything.#anyways i think you can guess the context or not idk#no context#i don't want to explain shit ahh#jjba memes
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Forever Young
What Jotaro and Noriaki were doing on the island while Polnareff and Avdol were dealing with Judgement
Edit: off my meds here is a new version
#im been so doopy because of the meds im taking for my muscle spasms#like when i was working on this it was i couldn't even read the names of my brushes#im not sure about the colors either#idk ill look at it again in a few weeks when im done with my back shit#Anyway i love these two so much#it hurts#jojos bizarre adventure#jojo no kimyō na bōken#jjba#jjba fanart#jjba part 3#stardust crusaders#jotaro#jotaro kujo#kakyoin#noriaki kakyoin#jotakak#noritaro#jotaro x kakyoin#artists on tumblr#my art#adri blabs
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jotaro has never been to mcdonalds
this took like ten minutes idk what I’m doing anymore
#jotaro kujo#jolyne cujoh#jolyne kujo#jjba#jojo's bizarre adventure#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jojo fanart#jojos bizzare adventure fanart#jotaro kujo goes to mcdonalds for the first time#jjba part 6#stone ocean#I guess#idk what else to put#i don’t know how to use tags#wow#this is the first time I’ve drawn a woman in two years😭#holy shit
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TW & CW: Use of drugs, Needles and eyestrain!!
#OMG DOPPIO DOIN DRUGS!!!#I have forever had this hc fhat doppio does hardcore drugs and weed and shit#idk why its kinda a strange hc to have but it just seems canon to me#jjba#jojos bizarre adventure#jojos bizzare adventure golden wind#jojos bizzare adventure vento aureo#jojos bizzare adventure fanart#jjba fanart#art#jjba doppio#vinegar doppio#glitchcore
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hey cmon im just a little guy, also its my birthday, im a little birthday boyyy
#neolodge#neopets#neotag#my art#my oc#my pets#bittssy#shes a secret agent who was originally an alien aisha but painted herself baby for tactical purposes#also LMAO i drew the one on the left first and then as i was trying to draw the second one i was hitting myself for making#her fucking suit so goddamn WEIRD like girl whats with those angles and shit#i super couldnt visualize them in 3D space so it looks bizarre from the side idk#anyways i wanted to use the meme format there but honestly im kind of vibing with her calling himself a boy#so maybe he uses she/him pronouns#idk shes not super fleshed out i just wanted a baby neopet
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Guys, I just found out about the flashback scene in New Frontier with Kenny/Jane.
For SOME reason (and I have no clue why!) My game decided NOT to show me either scene.
I ended up saving Jane in season 2 (I know, if I replayed it I’m definitely going with Kenny next time) and so reasonably, you’d think that I’d see the flashback with her in season 3? NOPE! It just shows Clementine alone with no explanation! I don’t even know where the scene is supposed to come in in the third game, so I have no clue when or why or HOW my game could’ve skipped such an important scene???
I legit went into New Frontier HEADCANONING what happened to Jane. Oh! She abandoned Clementine and AJ and left them. NOPE! They show a scene of what happens to her! So cool that my game decided NOT to show me that!
Sweet, cool, thanks.
Now I know why the wiki said she had an unborn child and why I see those strange models of Jane/Kenny once in a while. I deadass thought they were fan renders 😭
#can you tell I’m pissed off??? I’m pissed off!#like I said I have NO CLUE where this scene comes in it’s so damn bizarre…#idk man maybe I have shit memory I should just replay it even though I just finished it#actually now that I think about it that might’ve saved grace because Jane’s death made me a little ill 😭#twdg#the walking dead game
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ANYWAYS here’s some more random bullshit ENJOY!!!
#jjba#johnny joestar#gyjo#gyro zeppeli#jojos bizarre adventure#my art#diego brando#I REALIZED I HADNT POSTED THESE YET#HMMNNHGGGG#tusk#tusk act 1#i love my baby tusk#he’s so fucking cute#ft cuck rina#rina higashikata#I read this fic with cuck rina who is cucked by gyro when he somehow shows up again after the end of sbr#it was the best holy shit#more cuck rina art to come actually this is like right up my alley#johnny was straight until gyro showed up again……………………………………………………………. I’d be so pissed if i was her LMAOOOO#idk what else to put here#REEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Been getting an influx of obvious spam/porn bots and also blank blogs in my follows the past couple weeks so I guess this is a good time to state my policy on the latter again:
I don’t block blank blogs that follow me on sight if they have usernames that look like a person might’ve chosen them (ie not a random mash of letters and numbers). This is because it’s possible these blogs might be real users brand new to tumblr (or newly remaking etc).
However, I do go back and check and if after 1-2 weeks (whenever I remember to check) the blog still has not been customized with an icon etc and still has zero content, even likes? Blocked. If it has likes or other content but those seem…sus to me in very specific ways I won’t get into? Blocked. This is because I have decided that either the blog is a bot, is not intending to truly use tumblr anytime soon, or may be something more annoying or outright harmful specifically to me.
So if you’re new to tumblr and just followed me, hi! Please start using tumblr by reblogging and liking posts! I hope you’ll enjoy your time here. But…I’ll block you if you don’t actually use your blog. Sorry!
#kidk says stuff#I have a long-time stalker who loves to make new blogs to do nothing but harass me with threats and gobbledegook#she disappears sometimes for years at a time (she’s on hiatus from me now as far as I know) but when she comes back!#ohhhh I know her when I see her even when she hasn’t started sending me shit yet#but if you do NOTHING with your blog so I can’t tell? I block so if you’re her you never get the CHANCE to bother me#((details available on request for mutuals—it’s a wild story))#I also have another stalker but i don't block her bc i think she'd go ballistic in a non-funny way if she discovered i blocked her#so I just endure her in my inbox occasionally. she otherwise uses tumblr normally afaik. i don't stalk HER after all so idk#it’s so funny how weirdos have gravitated to me over the many years. I have storiiiies…these two and otherssss...#I just vibe in my corner and people decide they hate me. kind of amazing really.#oh ps when I say long time I mean the situations predate tumblr’s existence. these people have stalked me on *multiple websites*#for *decades*#((meanwhile my *funniest* stalker hasn't found me on tumblr that i know of and hopefully stopped stalking me manymany years ago))#((but that story was bizarre in a genuinely hilarious way on top of being creepy as hell. truly one for the books.))#((when i say i've had weirdos...i mean it.))
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I’m still so very mad but my pookies (you guys) deserve drawings
#Ignore shit at the bottom I wasn’t fucking W someone in my class#Anyway I think this is pretty straightforward#I need to give fringale my heart attacks ❤️#Tbh fugos personality in this au is just me irl when I encounter a spider 😭#He looks a bit weird here I think it’s the head shape but I was sleepy during second period ok we read a book in French and it was boring#I’m so eepy after I read that book and it’s a bit interesting but. Eepy.#Tomorrow I have to wake up at 6:30 or something wish me luck (I will be sleeping 4 hours probably)#And I’m so maddddd my history teacher wrongfully accused the entire class of plagiarizing and cheating on an exam we didn’t even do yet#Just bc a girl had her phone on her desk she didn’t even touch it to text the group prior to us he was just saying bullshit#It’s not even the first time this happens he always against us for literally no reason#And he’s remaking the exam just for us and putting it for tomorrow last period but we may not even be there then#Bc we will be on a trip at centre ville for hours and the public transport is busy as fuck#We’ll be eating lunch at 2pm bro shut your ass up#Everybody was texting their parents complaining ab that mf bc ain’t no way#We’re so done w cuh#Anyway hihi mini rant (I’m not fucking laughing)#jjba#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jojo's bizarre adventure#pannacotta fugo#Idk what the au name should be for this give name recs idk 😞#Jjba au#au#alternate universe#Also I didn’t know how to draw his hands shh shut up shut the fuck up/lh
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#idk what araki puts in his main villains but HOLY SHIT#yoshikage kira#diamond is unbreakable#jojo's bizarre adventure
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bringing back readers erratic behavior in this chapter we love to see it. shes swinging around with 'this can't be real I'm dreaming' 'this is real this is depressing' 'this cant be real i want my home back' 'wait if this is real what does it even matter its not MY life' 'wait shouldn't i try to make this a good life what if I'm stuck with it' and so on and so forth till eventually she hits a wall face first
#sophie speaks#series:www#me: is anyone going to give this girl the worst coping mechanisms on earth?#and i dont wait for an answer#like eventually shes gotta chill out about it but idk when that'll happen#shits gotta stop happening to her for her to stop reacting in increasingly bizarre ways which. it wont be#i mean spoilers but im sure u can see how this fic is going to go#reader is a magnet for chaos and I'm like. not even sure that's metaphorical
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can't help but think about the fact that part 4 takes place the same year the matrix came out. like jotaro showed up and people must've been like "oh my god it's neo" lol
#seriously i bet he gets that with the long coat and the stoicism and being all important n shit#idk#i think about weird things#jojokes#diamond is unbreakable#jojo's bizarre adventure#jjba
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this is really stupid but like.
... is there anyone else in this fandom whose twin has died? am i the only one?
#i just had the thought and its#bizarre to me idk#its tripping me out#on one hand im like surely not i cant be the only person in the vast reaches of the world im not SPECIAL#but then im also like#idk its#pretty niche#i am losing my mind thinking about this and i dont know why#why isnt my trauma RELATABLE what the FUCK ://////#how am i supposed to be a lovable protagonist like this#i hate how this shit makes me so jaded and angry and cynical its really silly#bluh bluh bluhhhhh#cw sibling death#tw sibling death#sibling death#family death#cw family death#tw family death#vent#personal#txt posts#im gonna go draw some disaster twins or smth so i stop being such a bummer#my therapist told me beig sad on main is okay
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Idk I just wanted so see something...
#can you imagine if he snapped when joining the Passione and he was one of diavolo's elite squad members?#but also this is bruno as Diavolo so idk#i just wanted to see if he was scary#and he kinda is#could you imagine some of the shit he could do if he was evil?#bruno buccerati#bruno bucciarati#jojo fanart#anime#jjba#jojos bizarre adventure#my art#sketches#jojo bucciarati
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