#bite bite kill bite

[thedanceronthestreets]

This goes out to all the peeps who have been writing about how ted lasso is turning into a falsettos situation: thanks so much you have ruined my life

[krentle]

Xion can have littlea violence. A modicum of killing. A smidgen of murder. A pinch of ripping and tearing

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

they’re playing shitty music over the speakers in the place i usually hang out before work which is usually silent. when am i allowed to escalate to murder

[lastoneout]

I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.

[boabel]

this is so shit i need [remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health] mouse bites to live

[mihotose]

always brother

[chloesimaginationthings]

How Jeremy Fitzgerald survived the FNAF bite

[hauntedwoman]

oh i'm never gonna be ten years old on the first day of summer vacation again huh

[hinamie]

i'm on an itafushi kick and i am making it everyone else's problem

[raptorrobot]

yaoi <3 yuri ..? yaouri........

ultratober prompt list

[small-spanish-face]

Frank Sahwit voice Don’t worry she doesn’t bite ☺️.

[lunamoonxy]

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 drones 👅

[siltyriver]

I am such a slut for Danny having supernatural strength and being able to kill someone with a single slap because he’s used to fighting ghosts who are built Sturdy (and literally can’t die, that is very helpful in a sparing partner) so he has to learn such meticulous control when he moves to Gotham where he starts regularly getting into scuffles with humans who think he’s an easy target (he looks like he has the sturdiness of a wet newspaper) and the whole time he’s more stressed about not drawing the Bats attention by being too good or accidentally killing someone so he has to walk that fine line of acting like a scrawny loser and dipping out at his first chance without being clocked as a meta.

Danny, laying on the ground and getting kicked repeatedly by a thug: *tries to angle himself so the guy can kick out a knot in his back*

Danny: *deadpan* oh, ow, stop that hurts, oof

Robin, watching from the rooftop and recognizing the dramatics from the Supers: father there is a meta

Batman, also watching and having flashbacks to Clark’s earlier days: *so so tired and already mentally getting the adoption paperwork ready*

[undeadunearth]

iwtv s1 is a COMEDY in retrospect. watching armand pretend to be rashid is just insane. i rewatched that scene where he's praying and then speaks in an unfamiliar language that attracts daniel's suspicion and when he's called out on it he's just

like these are the same image.

[afterthelambs]

This is literally the cutest sprite in the entire game, why did they make him look so baby

[claudeleine]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 2.02 // 2.07