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no E Clown minecrafters seem to know Why or How the dsmp and other minecraft smps like hermitcraft got so Big. like they dont GET IT. especially most of the dsmp members dont seem to Understand
like. they did (and still do, in the hermits' case) really fuckin good because it wasnt about making that Huge Popular Server. it starts with jus wantin to have a place a bunch of friends could play on. it doesnt start with dozens of popular clowns and huge overarching stories and Drama. it was fun and entertaining to viewers jus cuz it was people having fun together. the fanfare and drama and acting can come next but its NOT integral.
I hate seeing these ppl keep comin round w the Next Big smp and having so many motherfuckers join it at once and then it failing and losing attention after 2 days, only for em to try again. like you CANT add a fuckton of ppl who barely know each other into a server jus cuz theyre well known and then expect the same phenomena of the dsmp to happen.
its annoyin as fuck cuz i jus wanna watch some dudes hang out n build shit and stuff. thats what a LOT of people want, and the way the dream smp just become about the Fame and Lore is exactly why it fell apart, too. because these guys cant seem to understand that its about ppl havin fun n hangin out
#bite bite bite kill#like no more smps.#the epic smp coulda been good too but it was created during the fallout a lot of ppl were havin w dsmp so it kinda fell too#i been watchin the hat films boiks playin their vault hunters server and its like. fuckin great.#cuz they dont give a shit bout any of the fame of servers. its jus trott trying to wrangle ross and smithy into vaults#without killin themselves or getting horrifically sidetracked. and THATS some good shit#like theres been so many big mc servers. yogscast and there server(s?) were the founder#and it was fun#they forget bout fun. god
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Děkuji české poště že předtím co mi doručila balík tak ho pro jistotu i přejela a absolutně zničila obsah :)
#česky#wafs rambles#wafs mele česky#JAKO KURVA#nejdříve mi nechají balík před domem jenom jako??? a pak dojedu domů a ten balíček je napůl roztrhlej. špinavej a plastová krabička uvnitř#na 20 kousků#bite bite bite kill#jako naštěstí zítra už jdu na poštu tak to budu řešit ale hhhhhh
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AWESOME
Found this on Twitter, so I thought, why not posting it here and doing a tag game 😊
Ok, I’ll go first
If he is the reason, I’d go to prison gladly 🥰❤️🔥
Tagging: @killerqueen-ofwillowgreen @nic-214 @milkyway-ashes @dr-radiation @whitequeen-ofwillowgreen @sunsetdaydreamer @therockywhorerpictureshow @delicatelyfantasticninja and everyone 😊
Sorry if I forgot to tag some of you!
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I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.
#MR. KELLOGG I WOULD LIKE A FUCKING WORD#beating this man's fucking corpse with a broom#I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU AND YOUR POOP AND WEIRD CHRISTIAN NONSENSE NOW EVERYONE THINKS PLEASURE IS BAD FOR YOU#KILLING AND BITING AND MAIMING
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always brother
#gemitus#disco elysium#this is the check where harry can deduce annette is biting her nails but tbh what does thinking about killing famous people#have to do with the odds. is he just too distracted by thinking of killing famous people to pay attention
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this is so shit i need [remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health] mouse bites to live
#bel rants#inspired by that one post. u know the one#house md#mouse bites#hate crimes md#malpractice md#gays anatomy#greg house#anyway! medicine drug will kill patient! he needs mouse bites to live!#tw sui implied
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oh i'm never gonna be ten years old on the first day of summer vacation again huh
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Jeremy Fitzgerald bravery in FNAF 2 worries Michael..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#mangle#jeremy fitzgerald#michael afton#jeremike#fnaf 2#JEREMY RETURNS#JEREMY BACK!!#fr I didn’t mean to go so long without drawing him#other ideas just kept coming#but!! want to bring him back and draw him more often#Jeremy will never not be funny to me#here’s a guy with no known prior knowledge to Freddy’s#but dude just kills at being a night guard#it worries Michael for sure how casual he is about it#Jeremy just built different the bite was a mere flesh wound#dude lived he’s just too powerful#mango is so safe I promise 🩷#their bites are outta love!! 🩷🩷
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i'm on an itafushi kick and i am making it everyone else's problem
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#itadori yuuji#fushiguro megumi#itafushi#fanart#jjk fanart#megumi#yuuji#IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THEM ok i just love them so much#thinking abt them makes my heart do this unpleasant clench-stutter-race#and i think thats love???? unclear#anyway they are not out of my system so have sketches i will exposure therapy myself into posting more rough pieces if it kills me#im beginning to think that one of the reasons ive been so averse to posting sketches#is the fact tht i havent allowed myself to play around with different strokes n textures so ! I Will Do That .#rough chalk brush my beloved dry oil brush my beloved uneven pen textures my beloved#but god i just. BITES them.#however . one complaint. when both parties in a couple have pointy hair n u have to make them realistically interact . pain .#>:( i know i love u triangles..... but u r pushing ur luck
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btw. your search for the most morally upright and ethical piece of media that has the most correct “representation” will destroy your ability to find the most profound and beautiful and human of stories. and may even destroy the stories themselves before they are created. if you even care.
#the search for the Ideal Representation is both unattainable and soul-crushing. childrens cartoons moral codes are not#the best way to judge a piece of media#and the stories created by the very people in the communities that are most silenced are always the first ones to be#targeted for their Problematic Factors#as if any story can properly encapsulate the breadth of every complex human experience in one go#something isn't inherently deserving of being reduced to Irredeemable Media status just because you cannot personally relate to it#on the other hand approaching every single story as if its only value is its Shipping Status and how you can#incorporate it into your identity (and stake your Moral Uprightness based on how Ethically you consume said media)#is not necessarily any better. but different post is needed.#aughhhh bite bite chomp kill
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yaoi <3 yuri ..? yaouri........
ultratober prompt list
#ultrakill#ultratober#ultratober 2024#gabriel#v1#gabv1el#creations of raptor#idc if they're the most popular they're the most popular for a Reason#love is when kill maim biting blood kill fight <3
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𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 drones 👅
#uzi you killed him#murder drones#md#murder drones fanart#murder drones uzi#md n#md fanart#uzi doorman#murder drones art#serial designation n#nuzi#murder drones nuzi#md nuzi#biscuit bites#my art#glitch productions#liam vickers animation#md cyn#murder drones cyn#cyn md#absolute solver#cyn murder drones
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I am such a slut for Danny having supernatural strength and being able to kill someone with a single slap because he’s used to fighting ghosts who are built Sturdy (and literally can’t die, that is very helpful in a sparing partner) so he has to learn such meticulous control when he moves to Gotham where he starts regularly getting into scuffles with humans who think he’s an easy target (he looks like he has the sturdiness of a wet newspaper) and the whole time he’s more stressed about not drawing the Bats attention by being too good or accidentally killing someone so he has to walk that fine line of acting like a scrawny loser and dipping out at his first chance without being clocked as a meta.
Danny, laying on the ground and getting kicked repeatedly by a thug: *tries to angle himself so the guy can kick out a knot in his back*
Danny: *deadpan* oh, ow, stop that hurts, oof
Robin, watching from the rooftop and recognizing the dramatics from the Supers: father there is a meta
Batman, also watching and having flashbacks to Clark’s earlier days: *so so tired and already mentally getting the adoption paperwork ready*
#danny 🤝 peter parker 🤝 the supers#having such carefully maintained control at all times#sure danny is used to doing mundane things with his powers now but fights… his years of Ghost Brawls are really biting him in the ass here#the others learned how to fight (mostly) humans first and foremost so it’s now more natural for them to manage their power levels#danny is so worried about accidentally killing someone after every brawl with a ghost because the power level difference is so insane#he has to relearn how much force is acceptable after each all-out fight with a ghost#dpxdc#dpxdc drabble#dpxdc prompt#vee’s writing#vee’s prompts
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Frank Sahwit voice Don’t worry she doesn’t bite ☺️.
#ace attorney#ace attorney fanart#fanart#frank sahwit#iris fey#iris hawthorne#iris of hazakura temple#Iris should be able to kill and maim and bite tbh#pls dont tag as ship#aai2#aai2 spoilers#my art
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iwtv s1 is a COMEDY in retrospect. watching armand pretend to be rashid is just insane. i rewatched that scene where he's praying and then speaks in an unfamiliar language that attracts daniel's suspicion and when he's called out on it he's just
like these are the same image.
#'for legal reasons i am not allowed to draw attention. but for constitutional reasons i cannot help drawing attention.'#he fucking bites his LIP with those big wide EYES just full 'oops did i do something that interests you mr malloy??'#KILLING ME#iwtv#armandposting#ros dot txt
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This is literally the cutest sprite in the entire game, why did they make him look so baby
#this guy just tried to kill us and now he's going 🥺#i want to pat his head#he'll probably bite my fingers#goro akechi#persona 5#persona 5 royal#p5#p5r#p5r akechi#my post
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