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one thing that is a constant from the deceit and illusion smilk has done is his possessiveness of pv.at first i just thought he was referring to the soul jam like in episode 2 but reading this dialogues gives off a completely different vibe.



even in this supposed "truth" smilk showed to pv has him referring him as "my cookie" which is just so????? baffling with how condescending he is.


and i just went to the conclusion is that he wants the soul jam AND pv. but not in the relationship type of want, but in the type of want where a person would have with an object.
there's a something i learned in philosophy, which is the "I-It" & "I-Thou" relationship. now in a nutshell, I-It is where a person treats and views another person as an object, not forming a reciprocal and mutual understanding and connection. While in I-Thou is where both person are the subject, no objectification happens in this relationship, making a form of connection and bond between them.
now that's how i interpret smilk in his possessiveness with pv. and it's also established that smilk knows pv's whole life and secret to the point he can manipulate pv's memories that ultimately lead to pv's "fall". and the fact with the whole 'you're following in my footsteps' and 'you'll become me' thing is just smilk wanting to see pv crash out and use him as an asset. SMILK JUST WANTS TO WATCH AND ENJOY SEEING PV BE A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT COOKIE!!!!
i want to see what smilk has in mind with truthless recluse. he's probably going to use him as a weapon against the other ancients (as pv is the one uniting the group together tbh) but at the same time, i wonder how pv would break free from his corruption.... I NEED THE NEXT EPISODE DEVS YOU CAN'T CLIFFHANGER ME LIKE THIS WTF
#shadowvanilla#vanilla milkshake#shadow milk cookie#pure vanilla cookie#cookie run kingdom#pureshadow#beast yeast#do you guys know how crazy i am with this two fucks???#they're so intertwined with their aspects that i just want to jump off a building#ALSO#I NEED THAT JESTER BITCH TO COME HOME
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Still find it really really funny that Suo showed the slightest reaction to not liking natto and the class immediately latched onto that and dog piled him. No hesitation, just immediate teasing.
#they knew theyd never get anything else on him and would need to milk it for all its worth#suo having one ☝️ human reaction:#the class: QUICK BEFORE HE REDIRECTS OUR ATTENTION#suo nation is already exploring the angst of him not liking natto i am here to point out how the class immediately clocked him#something something as mature and aloof as he acts and no matter what distance he puts between them those are his friends and they can stil#read him like they do each other#also find it very interesting how he plays along with it#still calm & aloof (maybe bordering on intimidating the way you do with friends) but not actually putting any effort into avoiding the natt#AND HIS SURPRISE THAT NIREI KNEW??#was he not expecting nirei to put that much effort into finding things about him or surprised that someone was able to tell nirei something#who is this mysterious person that told nirei that suo doesnt like natto???#i have so many thoughts about suo AND NOT ENOUGH CANON TO CONFIRM IT#<- me very politely asking for people to go crazy over suo with me#one day ill write a fic about him and then it will be alllllll over for you bitches (me)#okay daily suo ramble over back to crawling through the suo hayato tag i go#suo hayato#wind breaker
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guess who finished tlok tonight and immediately had this come to him in a vision!!!!
#i. really like tlok. like a lot#i understand why people dont like it#and i can accept that OBJECTIVELY its not that great#but i had a fantastic time with it#anyways yeah. gay people#tbh. would not call zhu li and varrick normal. most queer straight couple on the planet.#hes a gay man. shes a lesbian. theyre in love. do you get it.#i dont have that many thoughts abt wuko. i really really like it though.#wu is like the webkinz milk cat to me. i need to throw him against a wall really hard.#and of course. korrasami. what is there to even say there#one thing i will say is before watching it i TOTALLY thought asami was a fire bender and also evil#like i kept thinking “yep this is when she turns evil and then theres enemies to lovers” but nope#not a bender or evil and honestly im glad#she totally wouldve been justified in becoming evil though. i sure wouldve#love her.so much#korra too ofc#i have SO MANY more thoughts but im gonna run out of space#last thing i will say is i am a guy who will just always prefer media i can criticize#love atla. but theres nothing there for me to really sink my teeth into or like bitch about#i love it when media is KIND OF BAD and i can RANT ANGRILLY about it#the legend of korra#tlok#legend of korra#korrasami#wuko#zhurrick#korra#asami sato#mako tlok#prince wu
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every time I see the fandom crashout over an idol enlisting I think of that one sports manga joke like. "oppa are you watching" oppa is fulfilling his government mandated military duty 😐
#'wonwoo I'll miss you so much' he is not dying babe. youre all acting like he has a terminal illness.#'I've been crying all day over the news' first of all. not dead. second of all shedding real tears over some guy enlisting is a bit much no#they don't know youuu come onnnnnn#I will bitch and moan over yjh not being there for concerts or whatever but at the end of the day it doesn't matter!!#he is some guy who is is doing social work at an office job and he will come back when he comes back#I don't have the energy to invest myself in someone to the point of emotional distress and neither should any of you ok#god help the fandom the day kim mingyu goes btw I just know it's not gonna be handled well at all#also it does feel lowkey weird and infantillizing sometimes the way fandoms talk about idols in the military#like 'what is my baby going to do in the trenches </3' that's a 28 year old man I think he can handle himself#that one bangtan tweet about jungkook needing his banana milk or whatever#every day I'm glad felix isn't going purely because I know half the response will be 'but he's my baby' NO HES NOT#seventeen#kpop
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re: my poll that i'm doing.
i think the most peak headcanon is characters becoming fat as a form of happiness and i think i need more people to do that with compassionate pv. where do u guys think all those jellyburgers you had to make for his event went.
#pv x fat bitch sm will always be my fav hc bc projection#but holy shit i need fat bitch pv... bad....#shadowvanilla#pure vanilla cookie#shadow milk cookie#talking#crk
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crying and punching a wall. i need to write
#these bitches have infested my brain i need to put them in situations#see the thing is. i am so bad at writing serious stuff. but i think i milked any silliness i could get out of them for now.#esp after this update which cranked the angst to 11. not that i have angsty fics planned either but anyway#a chatfic might fix me. but i don't have a story idea. rip..
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skinny trans girls are hot in art but irl? baby no...the bone density...
#GET HER SOME MILK#like PLEASE eat something i beg of you#not even saying this in an 'i need a fat bitch' way. i know what grandmas feel like now#like HAVE YOU EATEN TODAY DEAR?
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Me: It’s been years since I’ve played crk and I missed out on Shadow Milk's banner but I’ll just hop in for fun why not- This MF 3 pulls in:
#cookie run kingdom#shadow milk cookie#when I tell you I was sTUNNED#I usually have shitty luck with Gachas all around and suddenly tHIS#WITH A 0.0371% CHANCE ARE YOU KIDDING#the universe knew I needed this silly bitch in my life rn#whimsy.txt
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Put chia seeds in juice! It’s delicious. Cranberry is a personal favorite
I never really buy juice besides orange because I'm super bad at using it up and then I feel guilty lol. but I'm really digging my current solution ngl!
#i buy orange juice because i need it for some cocktails lmao#yesterday i put chia seeds and a scoop of protein powder in some milk which was also pretty good!#we are getting inventive up in this bitch#ask
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my Roman Empire is the fucking ichabar or whatever it is creepypasta
#I think about that shit like once every two weeks#fucking destroyed me the first time I heard it#I have a lot of Opinions#Like girl if that was me I’d be beating that muppet looking ass human teeth having ass little bitch into the ground#you do not come into my house and tell me how to live my life#“Oh you need to give me teeth or the fucking demons will get you”#ok call the demons bitch I’ll have sex with them#do not try me#You know I sure talk big for someone who couldn’t fight their way out of a paper bag#I fear I’ve said too much#thoughts from inside the milk bag#that one tag was a reference to the ok call the cops bitch I’ll have sex with them thing I saw once I did not come up with that myself#Idk why I feel the need to clarify
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Makes out with you super gay style
^^ shitfuck milk in your inbox too for extra gay points
YAYYYYY MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH (with tongue) AND THEN EATS THE PLUSHIE WHOLE 😁😁😁😁
#➳ the fool's mail box#➳ sender; ivette#shitfuck milk 😭😭 atp you need to invent names for every beast cookie. shitfuck milk n mystic bitch must be lonely w/o#the others after all /silly
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Not sneeze just mental health rambling in the tags
#I’ve spent a very long time trying to change my brain so I can just operate at a neurotypical level#it’s always been impossible and I feel like shit for it#so recently I finally just said#I am not neurotypical and never will be no matter what I do!#so I need to be kind to myself and make the accommodations I need for myself!#which is a work in progress but idk. it’s kind of painful that the neurotypical people in my life act like I’m asking for an arm and a leg#when I’m very genuinely asking if slight changes could be made between us#I absolutely don’t expect anyone to change their lifestyle for me or anything#it’s stuff like not holding long conversations when I’m in the middle of writing because it messes up my flow#and I tell my family beforehand! hey I’m gonna write for a couple of hours does anyone need anything from me before#and they say no! but then ten minutes later will start telling me a story about their day#which I’m okay to hear BEFORE I start a writing session or AFTER#and I goddamn communicate that!!! but they act like I’m asking for nobody to ever speak to me again#another thing is that I CANNOT eat anything past an expiration date#I know it’s still probably good but my brain will just keep saying YOURE GONNA DIE OF FOOD POISONING#so say the half gallon of milk is past its date#I will buy a fresh one to start using myself but I don’t toss the old one because I know others don’t care as much#and they they complain that I’m wasting milk#like I’m sorry it’s 1) my money and 2) how is it being wasted when y’all are happy to drink it til it’s done?#idk man!! neurotypical people sure do say that shit should be easy for neurodivergent people#but they sure do struggle to be slightly accommodating without bitching#idk rant over peace out
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coming to the horrid realization i am easily swayed by nice words and snacks. much to consider
#older coworker (which is like all of them i guess) gave me a choco and complimented me for working hard#and like. ive just had the choco and now i am like yearning for another#and the conclusion here is i need to work Harder around her in order to get another treat#which like. is a horrid dogbrained thing to say but like i want another choco. it was good it was hazelnut and im a bitch for hazelnut chco#ways to get my support. compliments and hazelnut chocos......#but ideally dark choco bc i dont. like milk or white all thatbmuch (too sweet#ne way the sugar just hit me and im like all over and thats why i am rambly
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#venting in the tags like an adult. anyway problem to follow lmk if im justified in being annoyed#literally got home. opened the fridge. and theres fucking spaghetti sauce EVERYWHERE. dripped down and got everywhere#on the milk (that luckily had to be tossed but the Principle.) and on cans of pop and on the bottom shelf that was a BITCH to clean#so i cleaned that. then out everything away. then walk into the bedroom and theres a pile of clothes that needed to go in the#*put everything#hamper. fuck you do it yourself. then i walk out into the living room to put the cart away and he walks in and immediately starts#playing games. nobody must be on bc now hes watching r&m in the living room. like fuck me i guess#idk am i justified in being annoyed/angry/upset?? also the clean dishes werent put away. :/#talk tag#delete later
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Some of those doctors make hating oat milk their entire personality. I hate them. Cannot pretend to find them funny or like i give a shit. Fucking pretentious assholes
#also my colleague (the girl i had my shift with) is the exact opposite of me in all aspects. asked me if I'd ever worked in customer service#because i couldn't care less about being fake friendly to assholes and don't care if they like the service or not#like bitch those people don't have any other choice but drink our fucking coffee it's not like I'm competing with anyone#or like they pay us in any way. i get paid for doing the dumb work i have to do not for stroking some dumb ass doctors' egos#they come out of their rooms once an hour to get coffee and we have the cups on the table and i wouldn't even Think of#HANDING them the cups and smiling sweetly at them and asking 'coffee? tea?? :))'#I'll just assume these grown adults will get their stupid coffee or tea when they want some. it's not like they don't know where it is#(and i AM friendly and smile when someone is coming in our direction but why the fuck do you need to get so disgustingly friendly with them#if someone held up a cup asking if i.want some coffee I'd leave immediately even if i came just for coffee. it's creepy)#anyway. she's nice. I'm not.#there's normal people who will get their coffee and maybe ask if the milk in the little jug is cow milk to which I'll happily reply 'yes#:)'. then there's the other people who see the oat milk and make it clear they are the most insufferable people on the planet#(and i pity their patients so much. not much to choose from i guess but if i had that as a doctor I'd happily just die)#like everyone who took oatmilk could do it without making a fuss about the cow milk on the table. the cow milk lovers could never#'the oat milk is in front of the actual milk. this is unacceptable. i hate such healthy bullshit' lol okay#'OAT milk?? I'll leave this to the horses! THANK GOD you have actual milk!'#my favorite was the one who really took personal offense with its sheer presence. as if it had killed half of his patients lmao#'we had 50 patients with xyz problem. ALL of them drink oat milk. they cannot see the connection. it's really unhealthy'#at this point i just said i didn't care and stopped paying attention and he started complaining to his doctor colleague about how#oat milk is advertised to be healthy and how it's actually the opposite and i just find that very funny compared to the first comment#from that one guy who doesn't like such healthy bullshit. you guys need to find a consensus on the oatmilk issue i think. no one takes you#seriously if you contradict yourself like this. also i couldn't care less about the healthiness of the milk alternative of my choice. bitch.#next week I'll end up killing someone. i hope they all die from their cow milk. (but not the ones who took cow milk and didn't say anything#about the oat milk. they can continue living as they didn't annoy me)#void screams#some of these doctors were actually quite nice (most of them even). one even brought an applicant to us telling her to get some coffee#(which we are not allowed to give to applicants. but i don't care. I'd rather they get something than some of the asshole jury members#who hate oat milk (which is not the issue. the issue is them making it everybody else's issue that they don't like oat milk))
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haters are jealous of the labneh i made from scratch
#i made goat milk into yogurt and then into cheese. Bitch#i’m so proud teehee#one is sesame one is thyme one is basil#i wanna get zaatar soo bad i need it#my food#photo diary#celiac dyke kitchen
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