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PSA for food service workers in the US:
if a customer asks for black tea, ask if they want room for milk. the same as with coffee and cream. the tea drinkers will appreciate you.
thank you so much, announcement over.
#it's funny how not-the-norm tea drinking is in the US#like once i was offered lemon with my black tea but not milk#bitches need milk#bitches need that perfect milky-brown-with-a-tinge-of-orange color#tea#coffee#coffeeshop#food service
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guess who finished tlok tonight and immediately had this come to him in a vision!!!!
#i. really like tlok. like a lot#i understand why people dont like it#and i can accept that OBJECTIVELY its not that great#but i had a fantastic time with it#anyways yeah. gay people#tbh. would not call zhu li and varrick normal. most queer straight couple on the planet.#hes a gay man. shes a lesbian. theyre in love. do you get it.#i dont have that many thoughts abt wuko. i really really like it though.#wu is like the webkinz milk cat to me. i need to throw him against a wall really hard.#and of course. korrasami. what is there to even say there#one thing i will say is before watching it i TOTALLY thought asami was a fire bender and also evil#like i kept thinking “yep this is when she turns evil and then theres enemies to lovers” but nope#not a bender or evil and honestly im glad#she totally wouldve been justified in becoming evil though. i sure wouldve#love her.so much#korra too ofc#i have SO MANY more thoughts but im gonna run out of space#last thing i will say is i am a guy who will just always prefer media i can criticize#love atla. but theres nothing there for me to really sink my teeth into or like bitch about#i love it when media is KIND OF BAD and i can RANT ANGRILLY about it#the legend of korra#tlok#legend of korra#korrasami#wuko#zhurrick#korra#asami sato#mako tlok#prince wu
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Not sneeze just mental health rambling in the tags
#I’ve spent a very long time trying to change my brain so I can just operate at a neurotypical level#it’s always been impossible and I feel like shit for it#so recently I finally just said#I am not neurotypical and never will be no matter what I do!#so I need to be kind to myself and make the accommodations I need for myself!#which is a work in progress but idk. it’s kind of painful that the neurotypical people in my life act like I’m asking for an arm and a leg#when I’m very genuinely asking if slight changes could be made between us#I absolutely don’t expect anyone to change their lifestyle for me or anything#it’s stuff like not holding long conversations when I’m in the middle of writing because it messes up my flow#and I tell my family beforehand! hey I’m gonna write for a couple of hours does anyone need anything from me before#and they say no! but then ten minutes later will start telling me a story about their day#which I’m okay to hear BEFORE I start a writing session or AFTER#and I goddamn communicate that!!! but they act like I’m asking for nobody to ever speak to me again#another thing is that I CANNOT eat anything past an expiration date#I know it’s still probably good but my brain will just keep saying YOURE GONNA DIE OF FOOD POISONING#so say the half gallon of milk is past its date#I will buy a fresh one to start using myself but I don’t toss the old one because I know others don’t care as much#and they they complain that I’m wasting milk#like I’m sorry it’s 1) my money and 2) how is it being wasted when y’all are happy to drink it til it’s done?#idk man!! neurotypical people sure do say that shit should be easy for neurodivergent people#but they sure do struggle to be slightly accommodating without bitching#idk rant over peace out
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my Roman Empire is the fucking ichabar or whatever it is creepypasta
#I think about that shit like once every two weeks#fucking destroyed me the first time I heard it#I have a lot of Opinions#Like girl if that was me I’d be beating that muppet looking ass human teeth having ass little bitch into the ground#you do not come into my house and tell me how to live my life#“Oh you need to give me teeth or the fucking demons will get you”#ok call the demons bitch I’ll have sex with them#do not try me#You know I sure talk big for someone who couldn’t fight their way out of a paper bag#I fear I’ve said too much#thoughts from inside the milk bag#that one tag was a reference to the ok call the cops bitch I’ll have sex with them thing I saw once I did not come up with that myself#Idk why I feel the need to clarify
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coming to the horrid realization i am easily swayed by nice words and snacks. much to consider
#older coworker (which is like all of them i guess) gave me a choco and complimented me for working hard#and like. ive just had the choco and now i am like yearning for another#and the conclusion here is i need to work Harder around her in order to get another treat#which like. is a horrid dogbrained thing to say but like i want another choco. it was good it was hazelnut and im a bitch for hazelnut chco#ways to get my support. compliments and hazelnut chocos......#but ideally dark choco bc i dont. like milk or white all thatbmuch (too sweet#ne way the sugar just hit me and im like all over and thats why i am rambly
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Dumbasses on the internet: House Stark is an honorable, good old house.
Me, seeing that take for the nth time: You are not talking about a family that basically holds the longest ruling record in TWoIaF before Rickard Stark and later Ned Stark imported southern nonsense that got them killed. Shut up.
#nina is on her asoiaf/got bullshit#fucking stop it already with the chivalrous nonsense that's actually attributed to southern kingdoms not that they really hold to it#these bitches saw the andal nonsense and curbed stomped it away from the north#and had that one working braincell when targs showed up to make themselves some adjusted copy of valyrian freehold in westeros and went#'here's the crown and the taxes now leave us alone and go play backstab game down there...we want none of that nonsense here#we already have our own version don't need more'#i'm paraphrasing but that's basically it#and if grrm actually had braincells they would have milked the inexperienced targs for so many benefits it's not even funny#though if he did boltons and ironborn also wouldn't even exist so there's that
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#venting in the tags like an adult. anyway problem to follow lmk if im justified in being annoyed#literally got home. opened the fridge. and theres fucking spaghetti sauce EVERYWHERE. dripped down and got everywhere#on the milk (that luckily had to be tossed but the Principle.) and on cans of pop and on the bottom shelf that was a BITCH to clean#so i cleaned that. then out everything away. then walk into the bedroom and theres a pile of clothes that needed to go in the#*put everything#hamper. fuck you do it yourself. then i walk out into the living room to put the cart away and he walks in and immediately starts#playing games. nobody must be on bc now hes watching r&m in the living room. like fuck me i guess#idk am i justified in being annoyed/angry/upset?? also the clean dishes werent put away. :/#talk tag#delete later
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I don't think my husband understands that there is a big difference between the kind of sleep I've been getting and the kind of sleep he's been getting. It's starting to make me very angry
#ignore me#i only sleep for max 4 hours and then have too wale up to feed tje baby#and after that she doesn't sleep for another 4 only for max 2#which means i barely get any of the deep sleep#and he sometimes gets like 8+ hours#and then he has tje audacity to bitch at me that he deserves to sleep in too#like boyo you slept 10 hours this week#my max was 8 including the feeding breaks which means definitely not 8???#In 8+ months i had the pleasure of sleeping without feeding duty twice#like does he even understand the level of exhaustion I have by now???#i think i wouldn't care if he didn't have the audacity to pretend that he never gets enough sleep anymore which is factually not true#he sleeps more than he did before the baby which is okay cause he's been more busy since then#but dont bitch at me please? I'm tired too... I'm trying my best with not enough rest too#I'm so tired my baby thought i was upset and tried to cheer me up#what a cutie#she always tries to cheer me up when I'm not smiling which is not necessary??? i cannot smile all the time???#but i guess for her it's weird to not look concentrated or happy#i know she isnt scared. of me cause sometimes when i get a bit more stern she goes “oh oh” so i think she does it cause she is happy so i#should be making the happy face too after all she is happy???#at least i think that babies have no concept of other people feelibg other things than them. yet#anyways being a mom is hard jesus christ how the fuck do single moms manage???#or moms with useless husbands???#not saying we are perfect but at least my husband helps as much as he can and i can leave him alone with the baby as long as he has milk#i need to talk with him about this
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Some of those doctors make hating oat milk their entire personality. I hate them. Cannot pretend to find them funny or like i give a shit. Fucking pretentious assholes
#also my colleague (the girl i had my shift with) is the exact opposite of me in all aspects. asked me if I'd ever worked in customer service#because i couldn't care less about being fake friendly to assholes and don't care if they like the service or not#like bitch those people don't have any other choice but drink our fucking coffee it's not like I'm competing with anyone#or like they pay us in any way. i get paid for doing the dumb work i have to do not for stroking some dumb ass doctors' egos#they come out of their rooms once an hour to get coffee and we have the cups on the table and i wouldn't even Think of#HANDING them the cups and smiling sweetly at them and asking 'coffee? tea?? :))'#I'll just assume these grown adults will get their stupid coffee or tea when they want some. it's not like they don't know where it is#(and i AM friendly and smile when someone is coming in our direction but why the fuck do you need to get so disgustingly friendly with them#if someone held up a cup asking if i.want some coffee I'd leave immediately even if i came just for coffee. it's creepy)#anyway. she's nice. I'm not.#there's normal people who will get their coffee and maybe ask if the milk in the little jug is cow milk to which I'll happily reply 'yes#:)'. then there's the other people who see the oat milk and make it clear they are the most insufferable people on the planet#(and i pity their patients so much. not much to choose from i guess but if i had that as a doctor I'd happily just die)#like everyone who took oatmilk could do it without making a fuss about the cow milk on the table. the cow milk lovers could never#'the oat milk is in front of the actual milk. this is unacceptable. i hate such healthy bullshit' lol okay#'OAT milk?? I'll leave this to the horses! THANK GOD you have actual milk!'#my favorite was the one who really took personal offense with its sheer presence. as if it had killed half of his patients lmao#'we had 50 patients with xyz problem. ALL of them drink oat milk. they cannot see the connection. it's really unhealthy'#at this point i just said i didn't care and stopped paying attention and he started complaining to his doctor colleague about how#oat milk is advertised to be healthy and how it's actually the opposite and i just find that very funny compared to the first comment#from that one guy who doesn't like such healthy bullshit. you guys need to find a consensus on the oatmilk issue i think. no one takes you#seriously if you contradict yourself like this. also i couldn't care less about the healthiness of the milk alternative of my choice. bitch.#next week I'll end up killing someone. i hope they all die from their cow milk. (but not the ones who took cow milk and didn't say anything#about the oat milk. they can continue living as they didn't annoy me)#void screams#some of these doctors were actually quite nice (most of them even). one even brought an applicant to us telling her to get some coffee#(which we are not allowed to give to applicants. but i don't care. I'd rather they get something than some of the asshole jury members#who hate oat milk (which is not the issue. the issue is them making it everybody else's issue that they don't like oat milk))
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haters are jealous of the labneh i made from scratch
#i made goat milk into yogurt and then into cheese. Bitch#i’m so proud teehee#one is sesame one is thyme one is basil#i wanna get zaatar soo bad i need it#my food#photo diary#celiac dyke kitchen
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Hey Kana! I've been a fan of your writings since the past year and I just wanted to say I love them and the way you reply to your asks ❤️ I just wanted to ask a question. How do you deal with the hate comments? Like doesn't it hurt when someone questions your writings? I'm kinda a baby when it comes to tumblr and I just received my first hate comment and it felt really bad. I'm really sorry if I'm bothering you. I just felt like you're someone I should consult about this.
Hello, darling! Thank you so much for sending me a message and you're not bothering me at all! I'm happy that you reached out to me! I don't think I'm the best person to seek advice from but I'll try my best to help! It gets a bit long under the cut, I'm sorry 😭
I have received a few hate comments in the past when I just started writing. Some of them were pretty traumatizing ngl and I had to take like a year break because of it 🥲 so I know how you feel and how upsetting it is. I'm so sorry that this happened to you, sweetheart 😭I'm sending you the biggest hug right now. Nobody in the world deserves a hate comment, especially when you're a writer/artist who creates stuff for free.
I just checked your blog to see the hate comment you were referring to (I hope you don't mind 😭) and I saw that some anon was mad because you wrote a smutty fic involving a character that's still a minor in canonverse.
Now, honey, I'm 10000000% on your side because a) it's your fic, your work, your blog, as long as you've put up some warnings, you can write whatever the hell you want. b) you've aged them up in your fics but even if you didn't age them up in your fics, that still doesn't make it okay for these people to be rude and attack you for it cause they're FICTIONAL. These characters are not real people with real life problems, they're literally just a bunch of drawings. That anon is spending their energy defending lines on paper and hurting a real person in the process.
Tbh I feel like this happens pretty often no matter what fandom you're in and I find it super weird that some people are actually upset about this. It's fiction! It's not real! And it's not like you support the stuff that's happening in the story! Like if you write about character A killing someone, it doesn't make you a murderer. It doesn't mean you support the act. If you write about incest, it doesn't mean you want to sleep with your dad or your brother. It's simply just for the plot, to make the story interesting. To share your ideas and be creative about it. And, the most important thing is, you're not forcing these people to read your fics, are you? They decided to read them on their own. And if you already wrote the warnings and they CHOSE to ignore them, that's their fault. It's like you see a bowl of hot peppers and you know they're spicy as hell but you choose to eat them anyway and when your tongue is on fire, you get angry "WHY IS THIS THING SO SPICY" like what????
A message for that anon: When you read stuff you don't like (stuff that someone wrote for FREE, stuff that someone spent hours or days creating it), the easiest thing you can do is just close the tab. Literally it takes zero energy to do it. Don't attack these writers with hate comments. Don't hurt their feelings. You don't know how hard they've worked on the story, their struggles in real life, or how insecure they are about their writing. One bad comment and they might stop writing forever, even when it's something that brought them comfort before. There are millions of other fics out there that you can read. Just scroll away and move on.
#stop! attacking! real! people! over! lines! on! paper!!!!!!#I don't get as many hate comments as I did in the past about my writing these days#they usually just call my writing mid but I know that already LOL#but I remember like a year and a half ago when a few anons bombarded my inbox#calling me names#saying that I'm stupid#some of them even told me to kill myself and that they'll r*pe my family#simply because I don't like AOT's ending and the fact that I prefer Erehisu than... that other ship that must not be named LMAO#it's insane how the internet makes it so easy for people to hurt strangers#“you don't think m****a is best girl??? DIE BITCH”#honey please i can get an eraser or a tipp-ex and turn your best girl into a dot#sit down child go drink your milk#anyway I didn't mean to make this about me sadlfjsdalkf I'm sorry 😭#if you ever need someone to talk to I'll be here okay?#stay strong and take care love ❤️#kana answers stuff
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Here’s that bread I was working on earlier
#arthoughts#need a tag for my cooking stuff#bread#baking#this is milk bread#my third try#first one I think my yeast was dead#second one I think might’ve tasted better (I let it rise overnight) but this is my best looking one so it gets posted#once I get a Pullman loaf pan it’s over for you bitches
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Ran into a starbucks because I needed coffee and it was right there within walking distance of where I was, and their cold brew sweet cream is. strange. You gotta let it melt and mix it together or it’s weird tasting
#I'm a green mountain and maxwell house type of bitch man I'm not used to their roasts#price isn't bad though I was considering an oat milk latte until I saw it was like $6#vena vents#not art#That location also had SO many tumblers and bottles 50% off which I need none of but if I did I would have snagged the neon green bubbly#ones because they remind me so hard of like 2002
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It's funny watching people get excited for Dragon Quest like that livestream didn't happen when they caused a woman to break down in tears trying to translate two guys who couldn't give less of a fuck about their existence, on top of everything else wrong with that stream that was clearly designed to try and spoof FFXIV's Liveletters with none of the consideration
I don't care how good the new Monster game looks (even as someone who thinks the Joker games blow Pokemon out of the water), I'm a petty cunt and I'll never forget that stream, let alone the bigotry and constant dismissal of their fans. Shout out to how they ran DQX (The MMO which has been running for over a decade and is widely acclaimed to be one of the best games in the series) footage for over five minutes to announce Ver 6, to then have someone talk about how great the game is while subbed and start clapping and getting hype all over the place only for this to pop up in the corner
#It needs to be stresssed that this livestream had a Japanese only side that aired first#And on that side they talked about X constantly#But then intentionally put this in that half because ???#They then announced Offline which is a wildly inferior version of the game#Which is also japanese exclusive after years of them saying we would get it#Most of what was announced on that stream was either garbage or things we wouldnt get#Dragon Quest#Square Enix#Don't believe their lies#If they didn't have people like Yoshi-P and Nomura to milk they'd have been a subsidary of Sony by now#Remember that at least one of the higher ups was extremely racist until the old bitch died#Good#There are no plans for a western release
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ready to pay money to feel something again. not that i have any. im just ready to pay for that feeling
#mk.post#can y'all tell im fucking going through it this week LMAOOO#had to call into work in the middle of the night because i couldnt make myself stop crying and then i stopped crying immediately#now i feel like i need to cry and it wont come#not to mention i had to go buy milk in this mental climate#like bitch..... i kinda want my mommy rn
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shapes r really good to draw when you don't have a lot of energy for mega complex shit. You can draw a triangle in three lines, and a dynamic triangle in three arcs. and you can make bigger shapes out of smaller shapes.
#milk (delusional)#one of those bitches that love cubism i guess#this is mainly a tip for people who need to draw to let out the mental illness demons but like the mental illness demon is still there
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