#bitch...... get out the house......

[crimeronan]

i spent about an hour and a half walking around portland today to get groceries because one car needs repairs and the other has a flat tire at the moment, which was honestly really nice bc i'm at a point in my recovery where moving around ACTUALLY LESSENS MY PAIN. wild. the only caveat is that there was a rainstorm today, which naturally made the ground very muddy, and when i got home and took off my sneakers it...... looked like i was unearthing a bog body.

[ri-afan]

I had the sudden image of Danny putting a doormat under his window for the vigilantes that just says ‘other door, moron’.

[scarymonsters-andsupercreeps]

Let me be yours ever truly~

[cecoeur]

How do you sleep at night? No one to hide behind Betrayed every alibi you had You had every chance to make amends instead you got drunk on bitterness And you still claim that you're innocent, it's sad

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

good night and sweet dreams to the best, sexiest, sluttiest, smartest, realest, most based, valid, relatable, girlipop, sympathetic, cunt, fun, cool, feminist, aspirational girlboss character in dead boy detectives: doll spider <3

good night to her and no one else. i hope the rest of y’all have a bad night and terrible dreams.

[housederiva]

You know how there's things always happening in my life? Well little old me was playing a stupid game and just won a very stupid prize in the form of an email from Wizards of the Coast!

Why does that matter towards this blog? Ohhh I will tell you hold on! It was a copyright takedown notice for my collection of dnd books which I'm assuming someone reported via my link to it on my dnd blog here (It had almost 90,000 notes so all in alI think I did pretty okay, and I know I know it wasn't a good idea to be so loud about it)

I just wanted to share that I still have access to @biowho it's over where I used to be like two years ago before I was bombarded with a 100 bot follows a day (anybody else remember that it was craaaazy)

I don't think anything's gonna happen to my acc here since the notice didn't come through tumblr but I have really bad anxiety, so this is a plan for the worst household. I'm currently just using @biowho as a place to reblog/archive my original posts if you feel like following me there too unless you already are then thank you for sticking around the husk of what I once was

If I drop off the face of the earth all of a sudden and someone starts interacting with you that's wearing a mask of my own face it's actually me

[introspectivememories]

absolutely obsessed with the idea of timbern being super secretive over bear's time in the cult.

on one hand, bear is wildly insecure of his scars from the cult. cause it's not like he fucking got them saving the city or helping someone, he was just stupid enough to get sucked into a cult. (a voice in the back of his head that sounds a lot like his therapist and tim tell him that kids are supposed to be stupid and that his time in the cult is more a reflection of the adults in his life than his own choices) anyway his back and legs are like a mess of scarring and normally he'd just tattoo over them but scars have to be a certain age before they're tattooable. so he now just covers them up.

on the other hand, tim is insanely protective over bear's traumas. like if he got any more protective he'd be like certified deranged. so he just straight up dodges or lies about bear's backstory. anyway all this to say, they're hanging out in the pool at the manor and nobody but them ws supposed to be home. so bear thinks it's safe to take off his shirt. they're both having fun until someone says behind bear, "dude... what happened to your back?" cue tim lunging at them like a rabid dog and bear struggling to hold tim back going "tim, tim, what the fuck, what the fuck????"

[vaguely-concerned]

bellara and lucanis planning out how they're going to break it to the rest of the team that they're officially all banished from the kitchen they're thinking of gently suggesting implementing a two-person cooking rotation, with all the meticulousness and somberness of forethought of entering serious contract negotiations. (and when they get around to it the others mostly just say yay! praise the maker! we are saved from the seemingly ever-expanding horrors of fereldan cooking! and other things of this nature.) wholesome moments in the neurodivergent support group out here in arlathan forest today

[malpracticemd]

they should've given house heelies. can you imagine. imagine it.

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #133

Morgan Stark discovers the joke format, "__, __, and __ walk into a bar..." 

She doesn't quite get the concept, but she enjoys it. And, like most children, when she enjoys something she becomes absolutely obsessed with it.

Morgan: A spider, the spider's aunt, and a grumpy walk into the house!

Happy: Morgan that's not how that works

Peter: I dunno, you do seem more like a Grumpy than a Happy :)

---

Morgan: A princess, her bestest brother ever, and their cyborg chef walk into the kitchen.

Tony: You can just say you want pancakes, Mo.

Peter, tearing up: That's Princess Mo to you.

---

Bonus:

It becomes an inside joke that the whole family uses. 

Tony when Peter cuts off his coffee supply: (gasp) A genius, his robot minions, and a hater walk into the lab.

Peter, not even missing a beat: A genius, his son, and his robot children who agree with the son walk out of the lab and in to their beds.

Tony, so completely endeared every time Peter calls himself his son he can barely protest: I- I- now wait just a second...

---

Teen Morgan, upon finding her brother and MJ making out on the couch: Eughh! An intern, the goddess way out of his league, and the amount of space reserved for Jesus between them walk out of the shared living space.

[scootersscooter]

Don't think I'll ever forget how y'all bitches villified Camila Noceda and made her out to be an abusive parent for literally no reason other than racism

[filmbyjy]

okay, I also came back onto here from my small hiatus to just say

WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH SM

THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I STOPPED STANNING ANY SM GROUPS🖕🏻

like don’t get me wrong, I love some of the songs created by SM artists but FUCKETH YOU SM ENT AND YOUR SHITTY TACTIC OF ‘TAKING CARE’ OF YOUR ARTIST

[sergle]

do you guys ever get a bit of unfortunate news and skip Reacting completely over. unrelated update, our piece of crap good for nothing loser Kia needs her entire engine replaced, the engine itself is going to be $6k. the installation and shit is going to be another ~$1500. I'm going to blow up a building

[sad-emo-dip-dye]

Anyways Dazai and chuuya were making out sloppy style in Mersault before they got chuuyas little fangs out so Dazai could live his little vampire kink dreams

[pcktknife]

it might b getting to the point if I stay up past 11 I start getting a teeny tiny itty bitty passively suicidal. nothing crazy but it is like mildly annoying

[neiptune]

since we're all in the mood lately: what's your all time favorite got moment?