#bitch mcconnel

[aud-imeatingurwalls]

i cant ever be in a position of power because when mitch mcconell froze up i would js started beatboxing behind that bitch i woulda pulled out a jazz band to make the music for when you get put on hold

[odinsblog]

LOL, no. I am not the bigger person. He has done some fiendishly evil shit. I hope he dies. Soon and painfully.

And no, I am not “becoming the thing I hate” nor am I “being just as bad as him” … are you fucking kidding me??

At a minimum, to be “as bad” as McConnell, I would have to spend the next 80yrs doing diabolically evil shit to needy people, so please miss me with that Pollyanna bullshit

So in conclusion,

😊

[disastergenius]

important question: are we going to see the Bitch McConnell sign?

[shatterdome-underscore]

KISSINGER DEAD BLESSED DAY SO GOTTA ASK

[bigassbowlingballhead]

I can watch the rwrb movie 100 times and still cackle at “and I once watched Mitch McConnell eat a banana.”

[danepopfrippery]

Like and recharge to make turtle soup of mitch mcconnell (he stroked out in front of the press today)

[butternutsquashthesenutz]

The real enemies to lovers would've been Alex and Mitch McConnell

[gayestpiano]

given all his recent health issues, i hope mitch McConnell drops dead soon and i hope he suffers the whole time!!

[itsexclusive]

They definitely need to put an age cap on elected officials.

[samnotsammy12]

People who have seen the RWRB movie please tell me if they kept the “Bitch McConnell” joke from the beginning of the book

I really hope they did

[actual-corpse]

Heard this song at work and was like ??!!?? When he mentioned Muhlenberg County...

I grew up in that area lol

[dentiuschestus]

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[rwbwby]

so Bitch McConnell is having health issues. i can’t wait to pull out the sparkling cider when he realizes he’s four decades past his expiration date and dies accordingly. the following is directed at those who are demanding we all pretend like this is some kind of tragedy.

listen, here’s the fucking facts: if you don’t want to “hold hate” in your heart or whatever, that’s fine. you do you. but don’t come to me, or to any of the millions of people Mitch McConnell and his ilk have devastated or killed through their actions, and beg for our tears out of “civility.” what, you think it’s “in bad taste?” oh, my stars and garters! jiminy fucking cricket! god forbid i offend your delicate sensibilities! allow me to fetch you your fainting couch!

if you want to take pity on his family, or pray for his eternal soul, or whatever else, that’s your choice. but those of you who would demand that everyone else do the same? what you want is comfort. what you want is to keep the waters calm. you want to remain in your happy illusion, a comfortable distance from real politics. and what you really, truly want is to act like you’re a better person by defending the “sanctity” of a cruel man’s worthless life—a man whose politics are so pointlessly evil that it’s hard to imagine any motivation besides greed and a thirst for power behind those dead eyes. you, you self-aggrandizing fuck, show off a great deal of privilege when you tut-tut at those who express their justified rage against this powerful piece of shit by praying he shuffles off what little mortal coil remains.

i grew up in a house where civility was demanded of us, where politeness was far more important than honesty. i know exactly what you people are doing, with your crocodile tears and your Christlike love. i find you and your demands reprehensible. i’m not like you, denying human emotions for the sake of keeping the peace. and if that makes me uncivil to you? if that makes me “no better than the animals,” as i’ve been told before, when i refused to pretend for the sake of someone else’s comfort? well, when this evil man finally dies, i will gladly write your criticism in flowing script, swallow it whole, find the cemetery where he’s been buried, and shit on his gravestone. just for you.

[vilesbian]

I'm fucking tired being in this evil country.

[doncar09]

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[saruvanthewhite]

He’s either jammed up on how to HONESTLY respond to questions, or there’s something cognitively awry in that decrepit head. In either case, he is NOT a viable human for use as a Senator.