#bitch mcconnel

[aud-imeatingurwalls]

i cant ever be in a position of power because when mitch mcconell froze up i would js started beatboxing behind that bitch i woulda pulled out a jazz band to make the music for when you get put on hold

[odinsblog]

LOL, no. I am not the bigger person. He has done some fiendishly evil shit. I hope he dies. Soon and painfully.

And no, I am not “becoming the thing I hate” nor am I “being just as bad as him” … are you fucking kidding me??

At a minimum, to be “as bad” as McConnell, I would have to spend the next 80yrs doing diabolically evil shit to needy people, so please miss me with that Pollyanna bullshit

So in conclusion,

😊

[bajablastflavoredsaxreed]

to me the greatest thing that has been revealed from life in the world to come is that a certain senator’s name rhymes with ‘bitch macdonalds’

[disastergenius]

important question: are we going to see the Bitch McConnell sign?

[rockets-capris]

When we said that Pete Hegseth wasn't just hateful he was literally devastatingly unqualified, we meant it, and the fact that Mitch fucking McConnell had to say it before any republicans took it seriously is so-

And you know what, MAGA still won't take that shit seriously. They still won't. They don't even CARE ABOUT ANY OF THESE CABINET PICKS it's just Trump said they're good so they must be, right?!

And the second one of them says something against Trump, they're gonna tear them apart like vultures like they have done to JD Vance multiple times now.

McConnell is an actual politician, who at the very least cares about the head of a thing having a background in that thing. Jesus Christ, this is gonna be a disaster. You wanna talk about "unqualified hires to fill diversity quotas" look at the fucking people Trump is hiring.

He selected for the most fringe, sycophantic idiots he could find in hopes he can bully them into doing whatever he wants. Because what we saw in 2020 with Mike Pence is that even a qualified Republican has enough braincells to go against Trump when he goes against the constitution.

[shatterdome-underscore]

KISSINGER DEAD BLESSED DAY SO GOTTA ASK

[bigassbowlingballhead]

I can watch the rwrb movie 100 times and still cackle at “and I once watched Mitch McConnell eat a banana.”

[danepopfrippery]

Like and recharge to make turtle soup of mitch mcconnell (he stroked out in front of the press today)

[butternutsquashthesenutz]

The real enemies to lovers would've been Alex and Mitch McConnell

[gayestpiano]

given all his recent health issues, i hope mitch McConnell drops dead soon and i hope he suffers the whole time!!

[itsexclusive]

They definitely need to put an age cap on elected officials.

[samnotsammy12]

People who have seen the RWRB movie please tell me if they kept the “Bitch McConnell” joke from the beginning of the book

I really hope they did

[actual-corpse]

Heard this song at work and was like ??!!?? When he mentioned Muhlenberg County...

I grew up in that area lol

[dentiuschestus]

[rwbwby]

so Bitch McConnell is having health issues. i can’t wait to pull out the sparkling cider when he realizes he’s four decades past his expiration date and dies accordingly. the following is directed at those who are demanding we all pretend like this is some kind of tragedy.

listen, here’s the fucking facts: if you don’t want to “hold hate” in your heart or whatever, that’s fine. you do you. but don’t come to me, or to any of the millions of people Mitch McConnell and his ilk have devastated or killed through their actions, and beg for our tears out of “civility.” what, you think it’s “in bad taste?” oh, my stars and garters! jiminy fucking cricket! god forbid i offend your delicate sensibilities! allow me to fetch you your fainting couch!

if you want to take pity on his family, or pray for his eternal soul, or whatever else, that’s your choice. but those of you who would demand that everyone else do the same? what you want is comfort. what you want is to keep the waters calm. you want to remain in your happy illusion, a comfortable distance from real politics. and what you really, truly want is to act like you’re a better person by defending the “sanctity” of a cruel man’s worthless life—a man whose politics are so pointlessly evil that it’s hard to imagine any motivation besides greed and a thirst for power behind those dead eyes. you, you self-aggrandizing fuck, show off a great deal of privilege when you tut-tut at those who express their justified rage against this powerful piece of shit by praying he shuffles off what little mortal coil remains.

i grew up in a house where civility was demanded of us, where politeness was far more important than honesty. i know exactly what you people are doing, with your crocodile tears and your Christlike love. i find you and your demands reprehensible. i’m not like you, denying human emotions for the sake of keeping the peace. and if that makes me uncivil to you? if that makes me “no better than the animals,” as i’ve been told before, when i refused to pretend for the sake of someone else’s comfort? well, when this evil man finally dies, i will gladly write your criticism in flowing script, swallow it whole, find the cemetery where he’s been buried, and shit on his gravestone. just for you.

[vilesbian]

I'm fucking tired being in this evil country.