#bitch im shook

[methoughtsphantom]

silly headcannon #2 that Bruce never got the reference that Jason always made of himself being short round (he always thought it was Jason saying he was short) until after he died and Tim, avid Indiana Jones fan made Bruce watch the movies with him, only the man breaks out crying., sobbing, full on breaking down over the two second scene that is Indy ruffling Short Round’s hair as he explains they first met when he caught the kid stealing from him, and then took him under his wing.

[friendlyorange]

Did anyone else find the relationship between lawrence and adam in saw insanely homoerotic or was that just me like two men covered in blood who have every reason not to trust each other but do??? Coming together in a bloody embrace? Adam saying “dont leave me” as lawrence goes to get help? Lawrence saying “I wouldn’t lie to you”?????? Hello????

[trashbins-stuff]

if i have anickel for everytime i have transboy for a partner ill have 3 nickels which isnt a lot but its weird that it happen thrice

[enha-stars]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i will never understand men.

[seariii]

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[aayakashii]

just woke up from a nightmare in which everyone around me turned against me, and when I opened tdb to get a little bit of reprieve from all that, I find my campus destroyed and all the chats deleted, with just one gc left with all characters in it and they were all shittalking me as well,,,,,, now I'm unreasonably sad

[nanamis-bigtie]

the punctuality of periods when you're on pills is actually kinda cursed, what do you mean the first cramps appear almost exactly 12h after the notification from period tracking app-

[ev]

I HATE INDIANA DRIVERS

[birdie-ghost]

I'm gonna take a small break from the main comic for october so I can make silly little fitz-afton family interaction comics. It'll be good so that I can just have some time to do my thing but ALSO, funny family interactions hehe

[5eraphim]

just had one of the most cringe moments of being a waitress ever earlier. 

so i’m waiting on a party of six, 3 people who look about my age, a middle aged guy and two older folks. and they’re nice, and we’re bantering and i notice the younger guy’s eyes are kinda following me- a little odd, but i try not to think about it. 

and so, while later im clearin plates, dropping the check and the older guy on the end is like, “i need to tell you something.” and i notice the guy who was staring at me put his head in his hands and groan and im pretend not to notice and im like, “yeah man whats up?” 

this guy is like, “you know that kids back there, he’s been looking, he’s quiet, but he wanted to ask if he could get your number?” and im like, awkward laughing- completely red in the face, mind goes blank. and all the while the other guy legit gets up and leaves the building, does not look up once. i felt so bad bc he looked embarrassed, but also like- i was speechless, i’ve never had someone so brazen  before, let alone this random senior citizen. 

TLDR;

I GOT ‘MY FRIEND THINKS YOUR HOT’-ED BY SOMEONE’S PEEPAW

[jmkho]

I challenge Josh to a lipsync of the stairs scene from The Shining

[vcrnons]

man. why was yuta in my dream again

[ajaxbread]

How my hospital visit went(I got my blood drawn)

[depthnessingsweet]

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[no-gender-only-rage]

Dude who GIVES A SHIT about how "firm" somebody's handshake is ANYWAY

It's such an outdated fucking custom to begin with, besides which, SORRY I DON'T WANNA CRUSH YOUR HAND?

[hyenabrainedpup]

Figured out the cheapest place to get frozen feeders yippiee