#bitch what the fuck

[undead-knick-knack]

Laudna I swear to Changebringer-

[hanniesmenu]

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, in the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in a basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffing, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumtious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, head banging, sinning, depression curing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, magical, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, pornhub worthy, magnificent, unique, extaordinay, slendid, phenomental, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening devils tango ever.

is the most sane and normal comment you will get from me.

[d3vict0r]

Welp, tiktok is gone so I guess I'll be more active on here!!

[96crewlove]

most sincerest apologies for the horrible highlighting but THE FUCK ???? EITHER DAZAI IS LOWKEY (highkey) SO ROMANTIC OR I HAVE A SEVERELY FUCKED UP IDEA OF ROMANCE WHICH ONE IS IT ?

[tyresdeg]

x

[taylortruther]

i admit that i enjoyed being ~right~ about hoax but i didn't want to be that right

[a-meh]

Come again?

[19-020221]

how did the two idiots have a happy ending and my perfect little couple is eating shit what the fuck what the fuck what the Fuck.

[avianii]

vaguely irritated every time I hear someone call my life depressing

[lucky-clover-gazette]

REGINA?????????? REGINA GEORGE???????

[acesgarden]

when it’s so bad you need to be in the show

[aita-blorbos]

AITA for breaking up a marriage?

I sleep around a lot. It's somthing which I enjoy doing and plan on continuing in the future, even if this whole situation is my fault.

So, a friend of a friend is A, who is married to P. A approached me at some point, and offered to sleep with me, claiming that P knew about it and was okay with it happening. I didn't know A that well, so I agreed.

Then, a few week later, P came over to my appartment, we started flirting, and one thing led to another. We ended up meeting up to sleep together pretty regularly - I think almost twice per week at one point?

I ended up being invited around their house for their anniversary party, with a bunch other other people I didn't know too well. I got stressed, and decided to crack a joke that in hidsight was quite crass about both of their performances in bed.

Well, I found out that a) A and P did not have an open relationship and b) both of them were unaware the other had slept with me.

They ended up having a very messy public argument, and last I heard they were going through divorce.

I feel that if maybe I hadn't cracked that joke and the fact they had both been cheating on each other hadn't come out in public, they might have been able to fix things. I'm not sure, since I still don't know much about them. A few people do actually blame me for breaking the marriage, but most people who know what happened are pretty divided on my role in things.

I do genuinely feel bad about their divorce. So, am I at fault for what happened?

[thatonebasicfan]

THERE WAS A FUCKING MLP AND TRANSFORMERS CROSSOVER?! I THOUGHT THAT WAS SOME FANDOM BS CROSSOVER, BUT NO IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED.

[scream-boat]

Hahahahahahaha hey what the actual fuck

[dykeredhood]

A highlight from today’s corporate training workshop:

Your IQ is something static… that won’t ever increase, but it could go down if you suffer massive brain trauma. Your EQ (emotional intelligence) is something you can work on increasing, though