#bishop (skyrim)

[jhunals]

team dragonborn dashboard simulator

(in which the gang discuss the thalmor, rumarin tries something new, an alpha male ventures over to tumblr, and the ldb has a rough time)

[part 2]

🗡️ dragonguard_kaidan Follow

I want everyone to know that @ thlmr.tal has a history of racist behavior, and you can see it clearly in his old posts. It's not a surprise that he still wears the robes of an organization known for gen*cide.

🐱 thlmr.tal Follow

You scrolled past all the pictures of my cats on my blog to get to my old posts (from years ago, mind you), and you still left salty?

🌱 greenauri Follow

that in no way excuses what kaidan accused you of?

🐱 thlmr.tal Follow

Ah. Well, I have a knack for brushing off my problematic elements.

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🌼 prince.cary Follow

just as a reminder, i am no longer affiliated with the thalmor. in fact, i actively speak out against them quite often.

🌼 prince.cary

update: my father found my blog and thereby my location due to the attention this post got. will be going offline for a while

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👹 rumarin Follow

about to try this new type of skooma since i don't see anyone else doing it

👹 rumarin

this skooma aint shit

👹 rumarin

who am i . what am ido ing here?

👹 rumarin

ithink i i h9 myslef

👹 rumarin

hmster

👹 rumarin

th dragobnorn wasrigh .t i tinki shld see a teraphist

👹 rumarin

update: it went well 👍

🐉 ldb Follow

ru what the fuck

🥴 elffcker96 Follow

we love you king but you should get help

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😈 bluecatinigo Follow

INIGO THE BRAVE

Volume II, Part V

Inigo was meandering past a farm, when suddenly he was caught in a surprise rainstorm. He ran for cover on the farm's porch, and the door promptly opened behind him. Within stood a tall farmer of unspecified gender and race.

"Come in, friend! The rain can be dreadful, but I have made some soup to get the chill out," said the farmer.

Inigo was grateful for the hospitality, and he followed the farmer inside.

-------------------------------Keep Reading-------------------------------

📜 scholarlucien Follow

Enlightening update! I did not see the plot twist coming. Glad Inigo survived that dragon attack :)

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🌱 greenauri Follow

i'm tired of EVERYTHING. i want to leave this party right now.

🌱 greenauri

yes, inigo and lucien were eating sweetrolls in front of me again

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🐺 rangerbishop Follow

A woman in a tavern is a red flag. I saw three yesterday laughing together at the Sleeping Giant Inn and I immediately knew something was up. Avoid these wenches at all costs. All they want is your coin.

🪲 thecuntress Follow

yesss pop off king

👑 sapphicmonarch Follow

saw this guy getting his ass kicked by a MUDCRAB on my way to markarth. in case ur wondering i did not help him

🌩️ drowstorm Follow

this dude asked me out. he made me pay for both our drinks btw

🗡️ dragonguard_kaidan Follow

go to hell you you piece of hsit

🐊 lucifer.the.argonian Follow

you know this site is predominantly non-men right? idk what kind of audience you were expecting but you will not find it here

👊 mickeysdicksmasherthelorefriendlykhajiit Follow

this mf needs to SHUT UP

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🐱 thlmr.tal Follow

reblog if you would fuck the LDB

🐉 ldb Follow

taliesin why would you post this

🐱 thlmr.tal Follow

I need to scout out my competition.

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urls (some are a little on the nose lol):

ldb = the last dragonborn

dragonguard_kaidan = kaidan

thlmr.tal = taliesin

greenauri = auri

prince.cary = caryalind thallery

rumarin = rumarin duh

bluecatinigo = inigo

scholarlucien = lucien

rangerbishop = bishop from skyrim romance mod

lucifer.the.argonian = lucifer (the argonian)

mickeysdicksmasherthelorefriendlykhajiit = based on foulserpent (on tumblr)'s dragonborn and their video series on bishop

all other urls = random npcs

[nikolascabbage]

Sometimes you're better off not letting your curiosity win

[wellthebardsdead]

Bishop: the dragonborns an open book, just like any woman and I know how to read between her lines~

Kaidan: Oh so you’re into book analogies eh? Here’s one for ya then, a woman is not written in Braille. Touch her again and I’ll shove my sword so far up your arse you’ll be able to taste how full of shit you are on the back of your tongue.

[noharmnofalmer]

Bishop: Threatening to m*rder The Bannered Mare barmaid if she comes into the room Kaidan sitting nearby just trying to enjoy his horker sandwich:

[glassphinix]

my only exposure to bishop is one (1) 20 minute roastfest about how hes the scum of the earth and i just saw this vine the other day and got possessed to make this. kaidan supremacy or something

[nilianightvale-tes]

Sure Kaidan would kill Bishop but he'd opt for just the usual smash with sword however Lucien flavius would kill Bishop with a smile on his face, like he'd just stand there and burn him alive with a friendly little smile

[lillxart]

Inigo to Bishop

Inigo:

[peachyhoneyadventures]

Even the most experienced hunters can meet their end at the hands of a predator.

[darlingrini]

Been indulging a lot in skyrim, so have these Skyrim!Rini doodles, I love the idea of being a mix of wood elf/breton 🥺💕 I've been playing a lot of the Skyrim Romance Mod w/ Bishop and Kaidan Follower Mod. So added some Bishop doodles uwu he's such a crude grump i love him 💕🐺

[alexanderdragonborn]

Lydia: Ummm, my thane Guess who's here?

*Excited*Ldb: My date?!

Lydia: Your husband

Lucien: They have a wife *points at Remi*, not a husband. Call the guards!

Bishop: Her Ex-Husband.

Lucien: I'll call the guards.

Ldb: How tf you still alive?

[xjunkriidx]

Y/N: Well, I have a date too.

Bishop: Who is he? What’s his name?

Y/N: His name is… not important. What’s important is, he’s better than you, in every single conceivable way.

Bishop: DAMN, Y/N. THAT COULD BE ANYBODY.

[wellthebardsdead]

Bishop: you think you had a rough childhood?! My own mother sold my soul to Mara! Most of my childhood all I had were branches to keep me warm!

Kaidan: firstly, the Aedra don’t work like that, your mother sold your soul to something pretending to be mara and maybe if you stop being such a dick to the dragonborn they’ll help you get it back. And secondly, the thalmor led a genocide against my people leaving me orphaned only to be raised by a drunkard who dragged me all across tambriel making me learn to fight and fend for myself before I could even read. He dropped dead before he could tell me anything about my past I became a drunk and a drug addict, I committed horrible atrocities that haunt me every time I close my eyes, and to top it all off I spent the last year being viciously tortured by the thalmor like they’d done to my kin. *sighs* And thirdly, I’m sorry you had a hard childhood. But that’s not an excuse for you to be a wanker.

Bishop: …

Dragonborn: … *pours Kai a drink*

[powdermelonkeg]

Hey, anyone who plays with Skyrim follower mods.

Who is Bishop and why is there universal vitriol towards him.

[awkward-tension-art]

If anyone wants to know where I’ve been.

I’ve had Skyrim brain rot