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TURKEY IS A GREAT HOLIDAY MEAT, EPSPECIALLY WHEN YOU EAT IT WITH FAMILY

Because I wanna carry this fight between me & @nikolascabbage over to tumblr I got a question for yall

What is the better Holliday meat, ham or turkey?

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Emotional vulnerability? In my Suzerain? In the 50s? Between father and son? More likely than you think.

Idk man, I just want some fluff to compensate for all the time I send franc to the military then start a war against rumburg.

Bonus:

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If I stop watching the Patriots, it'll stop the pain

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I have talked a friend into mixing gin and milk together, an abomination he is calling 'gilk.'

I would like to state that I claim no responsibility for his upcoming death.

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Suzerain? More like Snoozerain (I am another 70 hours into this political hell of a game and am playing the game in my sleep)

you sitting up suddenly in bed, sweat drenched and breathing heavily, waking up the neighbors with a cry of 'OH GOD THE BUDGET!'. i've been there, buddy.

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I bonded with a random girl in a waiting room through Epic the Musical. Truly surprised at how popular it is.

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HEADCANON

if inigo just started giggling, lucien would laugh too, the dragonborn (that's you!) would start laughing as well, recap would get excited and silently marvel in it, and then remi would start laughing at recap's little foot taps, and then gore would wheeze laugh very loudly causing everyone to laugh even harder and causing auri to join in, lucifer and khash would fake laugh just to be included

meanwhile xelzaz, still connected to the hist and immune to hysteria, would be loudly and increasingly angrily screaming "what in the fucking oblivion is so funny?!"

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I genuinely love how there isn’t a huge consensus on ancano’s backstory, age, appearance, or even personality, but we all agree he’s at winterhold because the rest of the thalmor think he’s a loser

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Haiku bot is so real right now

I've been getting back into Skyrim (well, modding skyrim, let's be real).

Here's Peregrine, a neurotic Altmer trying their best to adjust to Skyrim and all it entails

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blah blah Bethesda bad anyway

my favorite thing about Elder Scrolls is how goddamn fuckin weird it is

like on surface it's just some dnd game but like even a cursory glance shows tis fucking insane like:

The moons is the corpse of a god

the stars are actually holes in reality when alot of primordial spirits hated that mortals were becoming a thing and fucked off

The demon lord of forbidden knowledge/resident Cthulhu stand-in might also be the beta version of the entire fucking universe made sentient when it wasn't chosen to be the used reality

there are cat ppl that take the form of furrys, lions, or regular cats, so you can have a cursing Pirate legend whose an alcoholic & wanted in 5 countries but is also a like basic tabby cat

the wood elves are so pro-nature they're cannibals and also they murder vegetarians

Vampires came from the Lord of Rape doing well ya know

Werewolves came to exist bc the lord of hunt got bored and is a furry

sex is treated like a fucking ip copyright contract on what aspect of sex is happening and what god it's under. There's been many religious wars about this

The lizard ppl are part tree

the Dwarves all fucked off somewhere and disappeared bc they were so atheist they did math to break relativity and literally no one has any idea where they went God or mortal (except maybe Cthulhu and hes not telling)

Said Cthulhu stand-in treats hiding your grandma's secret cookie recipe & hiding a spell that would end the universe and slay a god the exact same and he will murder you for either

Everyone wants to fuck the Orcs but will never admit it and they got so bent out of shape that a demon god killed the og orc god, ate him, and shat him out bc she couldn't deal with everyone complimenting them all the time so now all Orcs are cursed to be hated but they're all still sexy & so is their god

And all this isnt even the tip of the iceberg

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Consume Halo Crash

Meme by Oof Tungsten

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So earlier i heard someone say “Toasters always get notes, its like a rule” and that made me want to do a science expiriment

I present upon thee, toaster.

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Republic Commando: True Colors

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Sometimes I just forget that my trans friends are trans. Not as in forgetting their chosen gender, but that their gender assigned at birth isn't their chosen gender.

I'm not sure if that makes me an ally or an idiot.

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a bit of a more personal piece. I deal with Type 1 Diabetes. The Lord God almighty has seen me through so much over 23 years of maintaining it. It's been rough but God is ever faithful.

I sometimes see other T1D people where they embrace it to the point thats all they are- someone with T1D. I can't help but feel sad about that. I have joy in my identity with the Lord and not my condition and I hope other find their identities in Him as well.

But for those who arent, Who are you besides the needles,pumps,finger sticks,and highs and lows? There's more to life than just your numbers and corrections. Take care of yourself, but please remember: You are not your T1D. You are stronger than your T1D.

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I'm willing to bet money that this somehow winds up in a PmSeymour video.

Yall ever just hear some shit and think “That is some Tumblr as shit right there” and then immediately remember “oh right, I’m watching pmseymore”?

Cause I fucking do

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The Moon is created from the Brain matter of John F. Kennedy by the orders of Lyndon Baines Johnson in order to take revenge against the CIA.

Prove me wrong.