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I bonded with a random girl in a waiting room through Epic the Musical. Truly surprised at how popular it is.

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HEADCANON

if inigo just started giggling, lucien would laugh too, the dragonborn (that's you!) would start laughing as well, recap would get excited and silently marvel in it, and then remi would start laughing at recap's little foot taps, and then gore would wheeze laugh very loudly causing everyone to laugh even harder and causing auri to join in, lucifer and khash would fake laugh just to be included

meanwhile xelzaz, still connected to the hist and immune to hysteria, would be loudly and increasingly angrily screaming "what in the fucking oblivion is so funny?!"

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I genuinely love how there isn’t a huge consensus on ancano’s backstory, age, appearance, or even personality, but we all agree he’s at winterhold because the rest of the thalmor think he’s a loser

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Haiku bot is so real right now

I've been getting back into Skyrim (well, modding skyrim, let's be real).

Here's Peregrine, a neurotic Altmer trying their best to adjust to Skyrim and all it entails

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blah blah Bethesda bad anyway

my favorite thing about Elder Scrolls is how goddamn fuckin weird it is

like on surface it's just some dnd game but like even a cursory glance shows tis fucking insane like:

The moons is the corpse of a god

the stars are actually holes in reality when alot of primordial spirits hated that mortals were becoming a thing and fucked off

The demon lord of forbidden knowledge/resident Cthulhu stand-in might also be the beta version of the entire fucking universe made sentient when it wasn't chosen to be the used reality

there are cat ppl that take the form of furrys, lions, or regular cats, so you can have a cursing Pirate legend whose an alcoholic & wanted in 5 countries but is also a like basic tabby cat

the wood elves are so pro-nature they're cannibals and also they murder vegetarians

Vampires came from the Lord of Rape doing well ya know

Werewolves came to exist bc the lord of hunt got bored and is a furry

sex is treated like a fucking ip copyright contract on what aspect of sex is happening and what god it's under. There's been many religious wars about this

The lizard ppl are part tree

the Dwarves all fucked off somewhere and disappeared bc they were so atheist they did math to break relativity and literally no one has any idea where they went God or mortal (except maybe Cthulhu and hes not telling)

Said Cthulhu stand-in treats hiding your grandma's secret cookie recipe & hiding a spell that would end the universe and slay a god the exact same and he will murder you for either

Everyone wants to fuck the Orcs but will never admit it and they got so bent out of shape that a demon god killed the og orc god, ate him, and shat him out bc she couldn't deal with everyone complimenting them all the time so now all Orcs are cursed to be hated but they're all still sexy & so is their god

And all this isnt even the tip of the iceberg

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Consume Halo Crash

Meme by Oof Tungsten

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So earlier i heard someone say “Toasters always get notes, its like a rule” and that made me want to do a science expiriment

I present upon thee, toaster.

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Republic Commando: True Colors

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Sometimes I just forget that my trans friends are trans. Not as in forgetting their chosen gender, but that their gender assigned at birth isn't their chosen gender.

I'm not sure if that makes me an ally or an idiot.

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a bit of a more personal piece. I deal with Type 1 Diabetes. The Lord God almighty has seen me through so much over 23 years of maintaining it. It's been rough but God is ever faithful.

I sometimes see other T1D people where they embrace it to the point thats all they are- someone with T1D. I can't help but feel sad about that. I have joy in my identity with the Lord and not my condition and I hope other find their identities in Him as well.

But for those who arent, Who are you besides the needles,pumps,finger sticks,and highs and lows? There's more to life than just your numbers and corrections. Take care of yourself, but please remember: You are not your T1D. You are stronger than your T1D.

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I'm willing to bet money that this somehow winds up in a PmSeymour video.

Yall ever just hear some shit and think “That is some Tumblr as shit right there” and then immediately remember “oh right, I’m watching pmseymore”?

Cause I fucking do

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The Moon is created from the Brain matter of John F. Kennedy by the orders of Lyndon Baines Johnson in order to take revenge against the CIA.

Prove me wrong.

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they should let me have a convo with ilana post arrest, after she finally admits to being a spy or whatever. let me know her true thoughts

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Yeah, that's becoming a new headcannon

Gore is the type of person who can crack his knuckles at any time, repeatedly. Remiel is the type of person to absolutely hate the sound. So, naturally...

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>random guy in shit tier iron armor shows up one day saying a dragon is burning down a city >don’t know why the guards let him in >figure I can throw another body at my court wizard so I shuffle him over >Comes back with arrows sticking out of his body and holding the tablet out for my court wizard like its nothing >Hear reports someone killed literally every bandit, rat, wolf, and rabbit between here and the spot he was sent >I now need to get this pain immune lunatic murderer out of my city. >Dragon shows up >Ohthankthegods >Send the guy out on a suicide mission to kill a dragon >End of my worries >He comes back, apparently having killed the dragon and eaten its soul >According to reports just stood there and let the dragon burn him while chugging addictive and dangerous health potions he made himself. >Now standing in front of me eating an entire bushel of apples, two loaves of bread, and an entire side of beef while everyone looks on in horror and disgust >Need to get him away from my children as fast as possible >Tell him he needs to climb the tallest mountain in Skyrim and stay with the Graybeards >He leaves without a word >Hopefully thats the last I’ll see of him.

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To the person who pickpocketed my raisins while in jury duty today...

Why?

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It pleases me greatly, that even after recruiting two new people to work on Auri with me, she still remains a mod made entirely by lesbians.