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[littjara-mirrorlake]

We don’t really have much info on who the praetors were beforehand, someone with writing skill should fix that…(me, I should choke down my pride and make fanfic)

P.S, I will make elesh norn trans

All we know is that they're all core-born, and that Vorinclex was specifically designed in a lab to be an apex predator! Headcanons:

Norn: initially a genuinely idealistic newt who saw the best in everyone and wanted to do good, warped by Orthodoxy indoctrination into the tyrant we see now. Father was a high priest.

Jin: designed his own compleated body as a newt; junior researcher in the lab that made Vorinclex and was assigned to monitor him, which is how they met. Has a twin sister.

Sheoldred: small and runty, was never expected to rise to greatness, born to a peasant or serf in the Steel Thanes faction. Fought her way up to praetor status using subtlety and charisma, and learned to ride larger creatures in the process (including her rivals' corpses).

Urabrask: designed his own compleated form based on the Phyrexians' memories of dragons, and what intelligence they could glean about life on the surface. Withdrawn from youth, always had issues with Phyrexian ideology but knew better than to voice it, especially when watching peers get brutally punished for dissent.

Vorinclex: the project of blue Phyrexians attempting to co-opt the best of nature, who eventually went off on his own path and resented his synthetic origin.

Age order: Norn > Jin > Urabrask > Sheoldred > Vorinclex

[acetheauthor]

Hi! My name is Ace and I'm a 19 year old trans guy.

I post and reblog a lot of nsfw stuff, but there's also a mix of memes and stuff about certain media and fandoms.

Follow my partners at @thewildchild911 and @pogaytosalad and @bisexual-lemon1

My boyfriend also has a personal blog at @catboy-tits !

I welcome asks and dms but please don't include;

Scat

Watersports

Heavy degradation

Detrans

Or feet

I'm open to almost anything else, but big kinks of mine include;

Bondage, torture, overstim, cnc, praise, light degradation, public play, free use, somnophilia, humiliation, teasing, blackmail, drugging, impreg/breeding, size difference AND extreme size difference, oviposition, monsterfucking in general, choking, hair pulling, marking, biting, hickeys, carving, knives, fear play. Ect Ect.

Have fun and explore!

[imaveryevilenby]

@bisexual-lemon1 hey did you find my blog hey hey did you find it

[amogus-sex69]

ATTENTION

@bisexual-lemon1 IS A MASSIVE GAY

[seasons-serenade]

I posted 1,460 times in 2022

That's 1,367 more posts than 2021!

98 posts created (7%)

1,362 posts reblogged (93%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@fullmoonfireball

@badmistmountain

@pen-scribbles

@bisexual-lemon1

@attractive-horse-names

I tagged 1,290 of my posts in 2022

Only 12% of my posts had no tags

#qqq - 285 posts

#comf c - 157 posts

#silley - 116 posts

#ace attorney - 91 posts

#angel momence - 85 posts

#snotlout - 67 posts

#httyd - 66 posts

#pvz - 65 posts

#color momence - 54 posts

#<3 - 49 posts

Longest Tag: 132 characters

#growing up poor and having little choice of food really twisted my psyche and its really hard for me to understand ppl who are picky

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

“But I’m Snotlout? I’m completely irresponsible.“ / “You listened to me? I’m an Idiot!”

Crash Course / Chain of Command

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Two moments Snotlout acknowledges himself and how others observe him. One where he is ashamed and one where he embraces it.

46 notes - Posted September 18, 2022

#4

Wanted to draw him sewing <3

74 notes - Posted August 4, 2022

#3

Here’s some fanart for @emerialyncodevenice ‘s fanfiction, The Ripple of a Snowflake, featuring Jack and Aurora the Light Fury!

Base colors under the cut bc I like how they turned out

Loved doing the light fury design.

82 notes - Posted August 28, 2022

#2

Just watched that rtte episode with the firewyrm queen and snotlout and just thinking- I know it was for a gag, but when the twins literally sculpted those rocks it made me realize how artistic they are

Tuff n Ruff the sculptors of all time. They do poetry, write stories, and sculpt! They’re literally so artistic I wish ppl would acknowledge that in their character

166 notes - Posted August 4, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

I really feel like people forget that Snotlout is actually a really good leader in battle. He knows what his team needs to do and how to do it, and if not then he keeps them safe and does the best he can

230 notes - Posted August 7, 2022

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[pogaytosalad]

@bisexual-lemon1

rejection sensitivity is so fucking lame. like boo hoo look at me i felt mildly ignored for 30 seconds and already started planning my own funeral liKE BITCH CHILL it was never that serious

[t4tails]

Hello bestie(stranger on the internet) you posted something about v for vendetta glorifying something, clealry conservative propaganda, I was wondering where you got it from?

conservapedia aka conservative wikipedia SPECIFICALLY their list on liberal films. its great please go look at it i promise you can not guess these entries

[bobacupcake]

...less snom? Non, even

[acetheauthor]

@pogaytosalad @bisexual-lemon1 @thewildchild911 have I achieved being loser boyfriend?

being someone’s loser boyfriend would legit be so gender affirming for me. i was meant to be a guy who sucks

[strangesigils]

Uhm...so odd question...new to this witchy pagan stuff but uhhh...I’ve caused someone some pain, if I set my contact photo as the “feel the pain you’ve caused me” sigil will it have the effect of me being able to understand better the pain I’ve caused them...? Sorry if I’m just...completely misunderstanding everything

No that's not really how it works because of how it's worded.

That person would have to use the sigil and cast it on you.

And I'm not entirely sure what your situation is but... we all make mistakes sometimes, sometimes we hurt people without meaning to. As long as you learn from it and take measures to make sure it doesn't happen again and do what you can to make reparations then you're already doing what you need to do. You don't need to hurt yourself to 'repent' so to speak.

When you make mistakes the best way to make amends is to commit to being and doing better. Self punishment, be it magical or otherwise, is not how you do that.

Hurting yourself like that won't undo what happened, it won't make things better.

But if somebody is trying to tell you the only way they can forgive you is if you do something like this to hurt yourself, that person is toxic anyway and you're probably better off walking away whether they forgive you or not. The price for forgiveness should never be self harm.

[catbuppy]

“My dearest sir, I would like to inform you that lipstick my shopping cock pink itches eyeliner like bottoming hell” is how you say it in a feminine way

So the way that you sound feminine is just randomly say makeup products like intermittent in your sentences

Wait I didn't even fucking comprehend that are you saying wait so we have hold on let me calibrate

“My dearest sir, I would like to inform you that my cock itches like hell”

Or

lipstick shopping pink eyeliner bottoming

What if I just mentioned Wonder bread like every 3 seconds? I'm white and blonde so that might work but on the other hand no

[tmatarot]

Hey, I just found your blog and am too sleepy to scroll through all of it, can you give me a run down like where I’ll be able to buy a deck and how much they’ll cost

As you can find in our pinned post, preorders have been closed for months now. If you are still interested in purchasing a deck, in a few months we will be opened leftover sales, after we package and send out all our preorders. You will be able to buy one then.

[draculas-fem-aro-husbando]

Hey, thanks for following me, I’m a bit concerned though, as I don’t often tag tw’s at all, so please be careful on my blog

It’s alright!/lh

I have most of the content filtered or I avoid it./lh

Thanks for the concern and I appreciate it and also please do some basic self care and I really appreciate you sending this ask to give me a heads up!/lh

[isolectric-moved]

It’s okay I’ve done this tons of times well maybe once a year since I was very young

it will be fine okay ! i do this all the time and nothing couldd go wrong unless thats what youd like 😳

[guiltiest-gear]

None of these apply to me

[amogus-sex69]

@bisexual-lemon1

me in the pussy if im being fully honest