#bisexual percy is always an icon

[yonemurishiroku]

Annabeth feels annoyed, Luke tried to kill him, Jason is his rival. See, Percy has a type and that is "blonds who want to smash his face."

[firealder2005]

Top 5 Favorite RiordanVerse Characters!

Let's GO!

#1: Reyna Avila Ramírez-Arellano

my beloved ace idol i love you <3 SHOW 'EM WHOSE BOSS GIRL

also she murdered Orion with nothing but her cape, a small hunting knife, her bare hands, and, oh, i don't know...

BLESSINGS FROM TWO WAR GODDESSES????!!!! BELLONA *AND* ATHENA!?!?!

SLAY REYNA KEEP SLAYING

art by @viria

#2: Apollo

the only god on this list. bisexual icon. trials of apollo did wonders for this guy. his ex romances coming back to bite him, the consequences of his actions coming back to bite him...*deep inhale* perfection.

@viria

#3: Percy Jackson

and the hero of the hour is here! Percy Jackson my beloved

art by @viria

#4: Alex Fierro

do i love a pottery-making, wire-cutter wielding, shapeshifting child of Loki? why yes. yes i do.

and so should you

art by @viria

#5: Annabeth Chase

you have no clue how much i identified with annabeth in my middle school days. she was my favorite then. she still cracks the top five now. she will always have a special place in my heart.

also, side note: black annabeth chase rules. can't wait for the TV series! :D

art by @viria

(+1!)

#6: Nico di Angelo

all hail the first canonically gay/queer character in PJO. we stand an icon such as nico. Percabeth is for life, and Solangelo is forever.

art by @viria

[constelationprize]

hi! i’d love if you’d answer a, u, and o for the ask game

A - Ships that you currently like a lot. (They don’t have to be OTPs because not everyone has OTPs.) Friendships, pairings, threesomes, etc. are allowed.

I am currently in Rhaenicent brainrot lockdown. (someone posted a full edit of them to the full 3:39 minutes of Good Luck Babe to YouTube and I'm being very mentally well about it). My beloved doomed yuri. I cannot wait until Alicent has to (redacted) (redacted) (redacted) Rhaenyra and then be miserable about it the rest of her life. I don't care if she's not on Dragonstone in the books life will find a way.

HOWEVER I have also been enjoying the armandaniel/Devil's Minion content we have gotten from the IWTV fandom post-finale. They are horrible. I do nothing but look at memes about them all day.

O - Choose a song at random. Which ship or character does it remind you of?

Instead of choosing I will just shuffle my downloaded songs and report back to you.

I got An Act of Kindness by Bastille and I'm gonna assign that to jeanee :)

U - Three favorite characters from three different fandoms, and why they’re your favorites.

This one is fun because I instantly forgot every media I've ever consumed.

So, uh.

Luke Castellan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians – Baby's first morally grey character. I just find him so fascinating as a foil to Percy and as a villain in and off himself. Unfortunately he is struck by the curse of being part of a middle grade franchise and so people often engage with his character in a very black-and-white way, and I hate how people use a single, ambiguous line in his literal last scene to moralize about him. ANYWAY. He did in fact do all that shit but he was Literally Right. So.

Adam Parrish, The Raven Cycle – he's truly the perfect character. He's a liar. He's traumatized. He refuses to accept help and be perceived and so tries to do everything himself, always resulting in making things 100% worse. Most of his problems could be solved by open communication and polyamory, and he refuses to do either. He's a real magician that does fake card readings for money. He does absolutely everything wrong and still manages to get everything he wants. He got rid of one of the villains by framing him for murder. He fully killed a guy. He's even bisexual. What's not to love?

Mallory Glass aka Sister Carpenter, The Silt Verses – Maybe my favorite podcast protagonist of all time. Attack dog of the faith. She's jaded and cynical and still gets emotionally attached to almost everyone she meets. The only thing she wants in life is a peaceful retirement from making horrible human sacrifices and two separate gods refuse to let her. We listen as she gets more and more tired of the world around her and the path the marginalization of her youth led her to take, and is still forced to keep going. Owner of the iconic line "Tell me more about your god, I wanna know whose house I wrecked", a batshit moment in a batshit episode that's been in my main blog bio for two years. I'm not ready to say goodbye to her this Thursday :(

[godsbox-a]

the only reason was because i ( . . . ) ─ ind. sel. 𝐆𝐎𝐉𝐎𝐔 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐔 of gege akutami's jjk, anime &. manga faithful. mutuals only. a personal investigation on the decay of a heart when ❛𝙬𝙚❜ turns into 𝚒, the virtue of playing the fool, and how the road down to hell was paved with the best most selfish intentions. ( so i'm in no mood to be pointing fingers. ) maki. rules + info under the cut.

          i.     this blog is mutuals only. basic rp etiquette applies. be respectful of my time and space the same way that i expect myself to be respectful of yours.  please don't put a timer on my activity. zero tolerance for no - brainer offenses. i do keep up with every chapter update, but i'll tag / cut under a  read-more  anything referencing what hasn't been adapted to the screen yet.

          ii.     this hobby's purely for fun, but a lot of that fun for me comes out of dissecting fiction as it lays.  re : gojou's character  - it's insanely easy for fandom to oversimplify &. pigeonhole him into one of several popular interpretations : just the idiot. just the strong one. just an asshole. just a good guy. trying to balance the sum of all those parts and adding in my own thoughts and ideas is gonna be a large aspect of the content i post !

          iii.     with gojou being 28 ( 29 as of chapter 222 ) in canon, any potential shippy dynamics need to be within an amicable age range. teacher / student pairings are a strong no. other than that, if the chemistry's there, i say shoot !  note  :  comfort and connection is important to me when it comes to establishing character bonds and personal verses, and with the complexity of gojou's character in mind,  i won't be accepting multiple shipping partners for the  same  character. updated : percy's geto suguru.

high priority connections : ammonia, percy, robin ( yuuji / sukuna exclusive )

          vi.     i'm not all that likely to post starter calls, so the best way to kick-start something with me is definitely by shooting me a couple meme prompts ! please always feel welcome to continue a thread from there. having multiple threads going on is 100% okay with me !

          v.     i format posts with icons and double spaced / some colored text. i'll generally try to meet my partner's length / style. i make my graphics using my own coloring, so please be mindful  &.  don't lift any content from my blog, whether it's aesthetics / visuals, specific characterization choices that aren't explicitly canon, headcanon posts, etc. i'm completely cool with being mutuals with duplicates (solo or mm) so long as this respect is maintained and there's no competitive feelings.  thanks for reading !

𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄   :    gojou satoru   𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆   :    enlightenment, realization of truth or higher perception /  to understand   𝐀𝐆𝐄   :    28, born dec 7th 𝐙𝐎𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐂 & 𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐀  :    sagittarius, temperance   𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐓𝐘   :    japanese   𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑   :    cismale   𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍   :    bisexual, panromantic   𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐑   :    white, undercut   𝐄𝐘𝐄𝐒   :    unnaturally blue   𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓   :    6'3"   𝐁𝐔𝐈𝐋𝐃   :    tall and towering, naturally slim and well toned   𝐎𝐂𝐂𝐔𝐏𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍   :    operational special grade sorcerer, tokyo jujutsu tech teacher   𝐓𝐄𝐂𝐇𝐍𝐈𝐐𝐔𝐄   :    inherited - limitless, the six eyes   𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐍   :    infinite / unlimited void   𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐓𝐒   :    blithe, extroverted, good humored, perceptive, confident, protective, ethical   𝐍𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐓𝐒   :    arrogant, unreliable, impulsive, contentious, irresponsible, distant   𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐒   :    became their own antithesis,  good is not soft, insufferable genius,  lonely at the top   𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐒   :    noted to be physically attractive, he'd inherited the eerily illuminating blue eyes of his ancestral line, though reliably stifles this taxing facet with either a blindfold or lens too dark to see through.   𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐒   : sweets ♡   𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐒   :    alcohol

[doveriathegoddess]

I want to hear YOUR ideas of Tatiana and Kliff >:)

OH SHIT-

Ok Eri since you asked very nicely I will go ahead and let you hear on my ramblings on both Tatiana and Kliff :3

We'll start off with Tatiana first

First Impression: I knew she was the final boss of the game but I had no idea that I would come to enjoy her as a character and eventually simp for her like the bisexual I am. Tatiana is indeed a queen <3

Impression Now: She's one of my favorite characters and I absolutely adore her character. She's the icon, she's the legend, and she's the moment

Favorite Moment: After her boss fight when she goes off on Mayday, I could feel how much truth her words were, especially when she said "Never have heroes honey, believe me you'll have fewer disappointments." I honestly related to that sentence so hard due to past experiences-

Idea for a Story: This mainly involves my OFA AU but Tatiana and her oldest daughter Titanium having a heart to heart when Tatiana finds out her daughter is literally overworking herself being the current CEO of NSR so she has to tell her it's ok to ask for help and to take a break. Just thinking about this idea makes my mind go brrr-

Unpopular Opinon: I'm not sure if this counts as unpopular but I really wish we could've had more lore about the Goolings and Tatiana's past, it would've been so much more intriguing-

Favorite Relationship: Tatiana being like a mentor to Mayday is something that always makes my heart flutter. Mayday showing how much she can play on Tatiana's old guitar that she gave her while Tatiana just smiles like a proud parent. Of course I also love shipping Tatiana with my NSR sona Olive it's a match literally made in heaven like yivdugdefuyvcbdfuyfva- the first time they meet is after the Music Revolution and the Garden of Thorns comes to town and right away gets a lot of attention that NSR also gets wind of them. They get invited to the NSR Tower to discuss collaborations but when Tatiana arrives at her office to meet them she's quick to notice that one of the band members is missing. Percy (lead singer) tells Tatiana that the drummer went to go grab some coffees and right when Tatiana says they can start without her, Olive comes in through the door with said coffees, not giving any mind that she's late and Tatiana notices just how tall Olive is-

Favorite Headcanon: Trans and Lesbian Tatiana. Being Kul Fyra also inspired a lot of LGBT+ people to be themselves, especially the fans.

And now it's time for Kliff and his moment to shine >:)

First Impression: When I saw him for the first time my heart skipped a bit, Kliff was the most cutest ginger I ever saw in my lifetime and I wanted to hold hands with him. I was a bit disappointed that he was a twist villain at first but then I realized he could still be redeemed if I put my mind to it via fan fiction lol

Impression Now: He could've taken a different approach in an attempt to get closure instead of trying to use a falling satellite, but at the end of the day Kliff is a stinky man and I love him.

Favorite Moment: When he first shows up in the game, Kliff is not only a cute ginger but he's also very helpful. His Kliffnotes on the NSR Artists are also very interesting and if you look closely there could be lore.

Idea for a Story: I need to update it but I'm working on a fanfic where Kliff does apologize to everyone for his actions and the Queen herself aka my oc Artemis helps him out, and while they're doing that they're also falling in love with each other because yes. Another idea which involves my OFA AU again is after the stunt Orion pulls with hacking into a satellite and blasting Burning Constellation's music on all technical platforms, Kliff is very proud of his daughter in a sense like "THAT'S MY GIRL :D " before his wife/Artemis gives him a look and Kliff goes "I mean Orion you can't be doing that- (I'm still proud of you though hack those satellites like I taught you >:D)"

Unpopular Opinon: I feel that there are some people that kind of go a bit too far with hating Kliff and I've come across fanfics where people write Kliff as an irredeemable character/a literal psychopath and I'm like ??? Can y'all chill??? I get that he's a bad person but he's not that evil-

Favorite Relationship: I would very interested to explore the concept of Kliff in his younger days and his relationship with Kul Fyra. Of course there's also me shipping Kliff with Artemis which is also a match made in heaven they're like so adorable Imma cry-

Favorite Headcanon: Kliff figuring out he's bisexual since back in the day he would flirt with other Goolings fans which were both men and women. Also DILF Kliff and him and Artemis going to every concert that their kids perform (Orion and her band Burning Constellation and Prince Astral's concerts with Linus because violin and piano duets are my favorite things in the world-)

[wint-er]

Assuming things about you based on your favourite Riordanverse character(s).

NOTE: This is not intended to be offensive, if any of it is genuinely offensive I will remove it.

Percy:

You're a Bisexual who cuffs their jeans.

EDIT: You also are 100% the person who either has to do everything or just everything in a group project.

Annabeth:

You're a Swiftie who cries to way to many songs.

Grover:

OG Fan who was so pissed when he wasn't in HoO

Jason:

You actually like school

Piper:

You're Gay.

Leo:

You really want a group of close friends and you die a bit inside every time you see a group of friends hanging out or when you read a tlh trio fanfic

Frank:

You're either Canadian or want to move to Canada. You also think the lack of fan content for Frank is a criminal offence

Hazel:

You swear all the time but people still think you're really innocent which annoys you.

Reyna:

You're probably aspec or arospec, like the colour purple and need a hug.

Nico:

You're one of those people who liked Greek mythology as a kid and then grew up to discover you were gay.

Thalia:

You're either Non-binary, a Lesbian or a Non-binary Lesbian.

You also kin her to a unhealthy level

Clarisse:

You read tsoa and cried.

Sally:

You're a feminist.

Rachel:

Merida. (Also a feminist and activist)

Calypso:

You're a bitch, or you're a hopeless romantic who is also in love with Leo/Percy

Silena:

Read Clarisse one but you also read the Iliad and other Greek tragedies.

Luke:

You can unfollow me and leave the country now🥰

Will:

Can someone say unresolved childhood trauma. You also just want to hug Nico.

Lester:

You're an older fan whos trying to leech serotonin off content of your favourite childhood series.

Austin:

You like the colour green

Kayla:

Wanted to be Katniss when you were younger.

Meg:

You also need a hug, but you probably also just think she's iconic.

Jo/Emmie:

You want to hug Leo

Chiron:

You're a Draco Malfoy and Dumbledore apologist.

Connor:

You're the younger sibling who is the only one at home and isn't sure what to do with their life.

Travis:

The older sibling who basically became a second parent to all you're siblings.

Magnus:

You're either a guy with long hair, a girl with short hair or a person who can't decide which hairstyle they like the best.

Alex:

You would rather die than break your aesthetic

Samirah:

You kinda wish someone would break you out of physics class but you would also rather die than fail a class.

Mallory:

Mommy issues

Halfborn:

You're a nerd who people always say eats too much food.

TJ:

Either obsessed with Hamilton or video games.

Hearth:

You really like magic as a kid and wanted to go to Hogwarts but then you realised jkr is a transphobe

Blitz:

You really like fashion but were annoyed when you got Aphrodite in the godly parent test.

Alternately for Blitz/Heath:

Mom friend.

Sadie:

Also Bisexual but this time with finger guns.

Carter:

Was obsessed with some kind of mythology as a kid or loved dinosaurs.

Walt:

You had your midlife crisis like 10 years too early and now don't know what to do with you're self. (Also gifted kid burnout-)

Bast:

Cat person.

Felix:

You love background characters and give them more personality than canon would ever dare to.

Jaz:

You believe in Bi!Sadie supremacy.

Zia:

See Felix's one but include rage that they got not personality.

[perseusjackson-jasongrace]

I posted 439 times in 2022

61 posts created (14%)

378 posts reblogged (86%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@perseusjackson-jasongrace

@ashilrak

@cold-r-ain-in-june

@elaborateruses

@sodamnbored

I tagged 434 of my posts in 2022

Only 1% of my posts had no tags

#i bloody love fan artists - 156 posts

#percy jackson - 93 posts

#ciara’s convos - 49 posts

#jercy - 48 posts

#jason grace - 47 posts

#hoo - 40 posts

#pjo - 40 posts

#pjjg fanfic - 39 posts

#pjo tv show - 39 posts

#self reblog - 25 posts

Longest Tag: 136 characters

#then we can kind of deduce that percy is not even using his full power while he’s ‘making little storms um uh making fucking hurricanes’

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

percy jackson is music.

and what I mean is, he’s like biting into fresh watermelon on a hot summer’s day. he’s burning your fingers trying to roast marshmallows. and the breath in the moment before disaster.

what I’m trying to say is, he’s walking in the city at night and hearing it come alive. he’s listening to cats purr. watching someone hold the door for a person a little too far away. he’s changing the channel and finding your favourite movie just starting. he’s slushies at the movies. and the joy of learning something new.

you know? like I think, he’s hugs from a friend you haven’t seen in too long. and lying in your bed in the dead of the night trying to hear if the world breathes when it’s this quiet. he’s driving past a forest in the rain. and almost burning your toast. he’s five minutes away from forever. the first thing you remember really understanding.

do you get it? he’s like the weather changing too quickly. and taking the first sip of your favourite drink. he’s laughing untamed. and curling in front of a fire on the coldest day of the year. he’s the coldest day of the year. and the fluffiest socks you own. he’s the road trip snack you can never live without. and the early hours of the morning. he’s your favourite hoodie. and the day you said goodbye to someone you love.

what I really mean is, he’s the chaos. but also the calm. percy jackson is art. the boy himself.

65 notes - Posted August 18, 2022

#4

this ended me. it’s so in character

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[image id: a tweet by @/Daniel Howell that reads “just beat hades for the first time I’m shaking with adrenaline and feeling incredibly bisexual”

@/eqmess retweeted with an additional comment that reads “percy jackson at 12:”

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67 notes - Posted January 10, 2022

#3

the real reason hoo should have been in percy’s pov only was so that we could read him being his true bisexual self by calling every new person he meets beautiful and handsome the way he did in pjo

90 notes - Posted April 26, 2022

#2

if I ever call Jason a “son of a bitch” please make no mistake the bitch is not beryl grace it is Zeus.

118 notes - Posted January 14, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

happy birthday to the boy that single-handedly developed my entire sense of humour and impertinence <3 sending medusa’s head back to the very forces that created her will forever be the most iconic act of defiance and direct action ever.

435 notes - Posted August 18, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

it’s always a pleasure <3 and I find it hilarious that jercy is still one of my top tags and posts despite the fact that I haven’t produced content of any kind for them pretty much the whole year WILD

[redjennies]

What are your CR3 class/race/background picks ?

to be honest I do not think about D&D race literally at all. I have mostly played my dad's weird mix of 1e and 2e (as a kid) and 3.5 (as a teen/young adult) and so while I've played some archetypes like halfling rogue and gnome artificer and elven ranger, most characters I've played at any length have been human because like older editions were just set up in a way where playing humans was kind of the obvious choice. so now when I build characters for 5e, race is like an afterthought. I always go for class/subclass, a general idea of personality, and then whatever race I think (usually mechanically) complements what I've already created.

that being said here's some things I would like to see:

@captainofthetidesbreath has a very good post about a dual wield ranger build that I wholly support because fuck each and every single one of the haters of this class, I love rangers.

someone starts as a paladin because I also love paladins. @hit-it-or-crit-it already also has a very good post about how they would like to see an oath of redemption paladin of Avandra which I also very much like

I think Marisha would make a good paladin. I think Marisha has paladin energy as a person, but at this point I'm begging literally anyone to start as a paladin.

honestly Avandra is the sexiest god in the setting and I'd just like to see anyone follow her even if it's not tied to their class/subclass (like Mollymauk and the Moonweaver)

i would actually like to see another fighter over say another barbarian or rogue because I am of the opinion that this class is criminally underrated. it's super versatile. like I'm sorry but action surge is hot. Percy was hot even without the guns. I am a simple bisexual who thinks fighty people sexy.

shit let's get an echo knight up in here I don't care if it's another continent. give me Sam playing an eldritch knight. give me Marisha playing a rune knight. give me Travis jousting on a horse as a cavalier.

I realize most of what I am saying is swordy people, but shut up I like melee classes.

Liam should be The Cleric™.

regardless of class I think Laura could be a very hot melee fighty lady. she hasn't done it yet and I know she likes doing the lots of damage and anything with multiple attacks will be a plus for her. (honestly I think while Jester is iconic and Laura played her very well, cleric was just a bad choice for how Laura enjoys the game.)

I do not want a sorcerer. I cannot stress how much I do not want a sorcerer. I just don't really care for them and I cannot for the life of me explain why. I only liked Dariax as much as I did because Matt's young/dopey/halfling voice is so cute.

if we must have a rogue, I think it should be Travis. let him be a little gruff, a little streetwise, a little dexy, a little salt and pepper around the ears. wait what were we talking about?

[pegasii]

⠀ ⠀ “𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐔𝐒 𝐊𝐀𝐋𝐓” aka “𝘉𝘌𝘓𝘓𝘌𝘙𝘖𝘗𝘏𝘖𝘕”.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ demi-god of combat & equine lordship

𝐌𝐔𝐍 𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐎. hello, i’m pollux. ur resident greek mythotty, biracial leo & sci-fi whore. i’m 23 and go by she/her. i’ve written a few diff versions of bellerophon over the years and i’m super excited to write him here. he has a few hcs already i’d like to stick to that i’ll list below but other than that he’s been rewritten a lot to fit this rp. pls don’t hesitate to message me about plotting and starting threads. my replies will likely be lowercase with dialogue bolded and i’ll use static icons or none at all. don’t feel the need to match this, it’s just what’s easiest for me since my fc doesn’t have a ton of resources that would work !!  i’m hoping to compile everything below into a carrd page instead of this post so when that’s done the link will be in the source. discord is  𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐮𝐱.#1313

ATTICUS or ATTY ( he hates to be called the latter though so be warned )

cis man, he/him, bisexual biromantic

june gemini, currently 27 years old. 5′10 ( fc is ruairi o′connor )

working at trojan horse ranch as a farrier & ranch hand

lives at hesperides villas

+ compassionate, courageous, hardworking

- haughty, stand-offish, selfish

animal lover obvi, very outdoorsy, aussie native his entire life ( from sydney, aus ), still deciding but he probably grew up on a ranch of some sort but probably learned farrier work from a parent or something. i think he moved to magnetic island at 15-16 to live with a relative bc of a messy home situation ?? haven’t decided yet. he felt different his entire life but after moving to magnetic island he started to realize something was truly off. maybe it was giving all the horse trainers a run for their money without even trying because of his ability to bond with essentially any equine, or maybe it was the dreams he’d always had of himself falling. falling from what ?? he never knew, and falling to where he also doesn’t know. he always keeps falling until he wakes up. he’s also drawn to water and finds comfort in being near it.

PETS. he has a brumby gelding named anthizo, which is greek for bloom. he’s a dark bay with no white markings and is 17 years old. he has a back injury and can’t be ridden so he spends his days in the pasture with the other horses or getting pampered by atticus.

ABILITIES.

influence equine behavior

while he can understand most animals well, he always knows exactly what horses are feeling and reassurance from him about things makes them far more cooperative than they would be with the average person.

water control & manipulation

percy jackson vibes probably but without the healing abilities or at least less so of. i think he’s controlled water subconsciously in the past without realizing too.

A COUPLE HCS.

( mind you i’m still learning who plays who. )

he’s gonna hate zeus’ reincarnation naturally. in his past life he did everything he could to prove zeus wrong and zeus punished him by making pegasus drop him and by taking pegasus to carry his lightning bolts. so naturally, atticus is not gonna like him and it’s very likely he won’t fully know why and even if they are civil he will have a natural dislike for him that he simply won’t be able to pinpoint.

he’s gonna feel a kinship towards athena because of her aide to him in his past life.

i’m not sure what his feelings will be / are of poseidon yet !!

he definitely comes across as a know-it-all at the ranch and that can manifest to him being an asshole but he just truly loves the horses and hates when people do dumb shit around them.

in his spare time he really enjoys books but only ever reads outside.

a way to win him over is probably very deep conversations, validation in not feeling alone about his dreams or abilities will help him to open up.

his competitive and egotistical nature has joined his reincarnation and when given the opportunity he’ll show it.

CONNECTIONS.

so rn literally anything, especially a roomie !!

[a-dandelion-dreamer]

Books with Bisexual Characters

I’ve always been a book lover, and lately I’ve been taking note of some of the bi characters I meet along my journey. I thought I’d share some book recommendations.

First, In Other Lands by Sarah Rees Brennan. I love this book so much—it’s honestly one of my favourites. It features a bisexual protagonist, Elliot Schafer, who goes across a wall into a magical, fantasyland and actively rebels against its war-like ways, choosing to draft treaties instead. He’s a snarky, grumpy, pacifist who has relationships with people of multiple genders throughout the course of the book. This book is super funny. Seriously, it made me laugh out loud on more than occasion. It also features truly phenomenal character development and explores the joys and trials of friendship between Elliot and his two best friends Luke Sunborn (the shy golden boy, born to a warrior family) and Serene-Heart-in-the-Chaos-of-Battle (a bold elf whose society’s gender roles are completely flipped). Shenanigans ensue.

A quote:

“‘Why is language in the Borderlands so weird? Some of it’s modern, and some of it’s medieval, and I guess that makes sense with the influx of a certain amount of new blood to the training camp every year, but how do some words and phrases transfer, while others don’t? Why do you know the word ‘jerk’ and not the word ‘bisexual’?’

‘I guess people say the first word more,’ said Luke.”

 Next, The Nevernight Chronicle by Jay Kristoff. This epic three book series features badass bisexual Mia Corvere. It’s dark, bloody and heart-breaking, with an endless series of twists. Mia’s parents were killed during their attempt to start a rebellion and her quest for revenge leads her to join a school for assassins. Follow Mia’s journey as she attempts to bring down the leaders of the Republic with her constant companion, Mister Kindly, the wise-cracking shadow-that-is-shaped-like-a-cat. I loved this series as well. It’s a very different tone from the recommendation above (don’t get attached to your faves!) and it’s marked as adult fantasy (be prepared for sex and violence), so be warned, but wow, is it a wild ride!

 Books by Ellen Kushner!!! I recently discovered her and I’m in love. Ellen Kushner herself is bi and has a wife who is also a writer. The two of her books I’ve read so far are Swordspoint (published 1987!) and The Privilege of the Sword. Both are fantasy of manners with bisexual duelists as protagonists. Swordspoint features Richard St Vier, an elite swordsman, as well as his close companion (and lover) Alec, a sarcastic scholar with a mysterious past. The Privilege of the Sword is set in the future of the same world, featuring a young girl named Katherine (who I love with all my heart) as she’s called by her uncle to the city to embark upon a path nontraditional to a lady, that of a swordsman. Both are excellent and super fun!

 The Gentleman’s Guide to Vice and Virtue by Mackenzi Lee. Meet Lord Henry “Monty” Montague as he embarks upon a Grand Tour of Europe (the historical fiction version of a road trip) with his best friend Percy (who he’s hopelessly in love with) and his sister Felicity (who’s ace and has her own follow-up book which I also recommend – the Lady’s Guide to Petticoats and Piracy). Monty is charming, privileged, hilarious and the definition of a disaster bisexual. Follow along as the three of them stumble into hijinks and character development.

 Radio Silence by Alice Oseman. Our main girl Frances Janvier is a study machine whose only respite from academics is the fan art she draws for a podcast called Universe City. Then one day, the mysterious narrator asks her if she wants to collaborate. In a relatable turn, Frances is bi, but it’s just a part of her identity and the focus of the book is not a romance. Instead, it’s all about friendship and finding platonic soulmates and figuring out what you want to pursue in life. Alice Oseman’s writing is lovely and she tackles issues that feel very modern and relatable. I’ll also mention her webcomic (which you can find online for free) Heartstopper, which follows the romance between two boys Charlie Spring and Nick Nelson (and includes Nick’s bisexual crisis).

A quote:

“And I’m platonically in love with you.”

“That was literally the boy-girl version of ‘no homo’, but I appreciate the sentiment.”

 Red, White & Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston. Speaking of bisexual crises, meet Alex Claremont-Diaz, whose mother is the President of the United States. His long-time rival, Henry, is a prince of England, and after an incident involving an expensive cake, the two are forced to fake a bromance for the sake of international relations. Actual romance blossoms instead.

 Kushiel’s Dart by Jacqueline Carey. In the land of Terre d’Ange, the motto is “Love as thou wilt”. Phèdre is a bisexual courtesan who receives pleasure from pain. Another adult fantasy (published 2001!), our heroine trains as a spy and is increasingly entangled in a web of politics and plots.

 The Raven Cycle by Maggie Stiefvater. This series is well-known, but I love it! Maggie Stiefvater’s prose is atmospheric, littered with small details that reward a reread, and her character relationships are complex. This series is a gem full of magical realism. Here’s a shout-out to our bisexual boy, Adam Parrish!

 Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo. Again, another popular book (part of a duology), but the hype is totally deserved! A diverse crew sets out on an impossible heist. Let’s send some love to two bisexual icons, Jesper Fahey and Nina Zenik!

A quote:

“If only you could talk to girls in equations.”

There was a long silence, and then, eyes trained on the notch they’d created in the link, Wylan said, “Just girls?”

Jesper restrained a grin. “No. Not just girls.”

 Those are some of my favourites that I’ve come across so far. Hopefully I’ll find some more! I’m always open to book recommendations, especially those that feature queer ladies :)

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𝟎𝟏. 𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐒 / 𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄: 

briar is what I go by in fandom spaces; i don’t actually mind people knowing my actual name and used to go by it in the RPC, but i wanted to put some distance between my more recent blogs and some of my older ones bc i used to write some problematic ships that i don’t ship or stand behind anymore circa ~2016-2017 during my stint in the DC fandom. 

𝟎𝟐. 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐇𝐃𝐀𝐘:  

march 13th. born in the 90s. 25+. if my actual age matters to you, you’re welcome to ask privately. i had my actual age on my about until i hit my last birthday so if you remember that you can probably do the math. 

𝟎𝟑. 𝐙𝐎𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐂  𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐍: 

the zodiac is fake except for me, who is a textbook pisces in every way.

𝟎𝟒.𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓: 

like... 5′6″-ish? i haven’t checked my actual height since like, high school but i am about average, height-wise. 

𝟎𝟓. 𝐇𝐎𝐁𝐁𝐈𝐄𝐒: 

outside the RPC the only other things i really do are scroll twitter, do dishes, play dnd, and watch video essays on youtube. i am an incredibly boring person. 

𝟎𝟔. 𝐅𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐑: 

purple. 

𝟎𝟕. 𝐅𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊: 

asking me my “favorite” anything (other than color) is kind of a nightmare and you’ll get a novel length response most times bc i’m indecisive and my favorites change from moment to moment, but a book that i’ve read recently and highly recommend is the space between worlds. it’s a post-post-apocalyptic sci-fi book featuring a bisexual woman of color as the lead that features traveling between different alternate realities and it’s very good. 

other favorites include the song of achilles, the percy jackson series, the once and future king, the mists of avalon, and pride & prejudice. 

𝟎8. 𝐅𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐃: 

i had some pretty amazing food truck tacos earlier today and it’s literally the only thing i’ve thought about since. 

𝟎𝟗. 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐌 / 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖:

some true crime documentary on netflix, idk i didn’t pay attention when i put it on, i just needed something for background noise that would satisfy my ADHD need to have ambient noise without distracting me.  

𝟏𝟎. 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍: 

if you mean like, what inspires me to write, it depends on the muse, but usually i have playlists. ferdinand i tend to specifically get inspiration for from watching period romances like pride & prejudice or bridgerton bc that’s just who he is. otherwise if i feel my muse starting to stagnate, i’ll play three houses for a few hours and that will usually help kick it back into gear. 

𝟏𝟏. 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 𝐁𝐄𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐃 𝐔𝐑𝐋: 

if there is a pair with an achilles / patroclus dynamic, without fail i always end up writing the “patroclus.” (for a brief period of time i even had spock as a muse, who is probably the most iconic example, but i realized that my ability to maintain muses from multiple fandoms was... spotty.)

tagged by: @soulcluster​ tagging: anyone who wants to do it? idk i always feel bad tagging people on these for some reason alksdjfals;df

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Friendships in PJO (Part 1)

I know a lot of people talk about headcannons of the couples or ships and sometimes people forget some pretty great friendships in the books. These are headcannons of friendship that didn’t really happen but I think these would be pretty good friendships.

Trials of Apollo Spoilers

Also I’m ignoring Jason’s death because I don’t consider that cannon.

Percy and Piper

A lot of people talk about this pair and honestly these two would be such a good duo.

One night, Piper wakes up from a nightmare from the war. Jason was at Camp Jupiter so she went to go the Posiden Cabin. She knocks on the door and Percy answers. They both couldn’t sleep and start talking about there nightmares and they really bonded after that.

They would be such a sassy duo. Like both of them would not really listen to authority and pretty much piss of the Gods a lot.

They like to go skateboarding together and make stupid vlogs about all the tricks they would do or something stupid stuff like either of them falling. Afterwords they would get their nails done and this was mostly Percy’s idea, and sometimes when they go to a mortal salon, someone might give Percy a dirty look. Saying some excuse like “Oh he’s a boy, boy’s shouldn’t get there nails done that’s for girls”. Piper curses that person and is like “Bitch no!” Otherwise they go to the Aphordite cabin and those guys are chill and really don’t care, they like to make people feel beautiful or handsome.

They both go surfing togther too. Piper misses the beaches in California and Percy takes her to the closest beach near Camp Haft-Blood. They like surf and collect seashells by the beach. Percy likes to take Piper underwater using his water bubble thing and they see all the sea life and coral under there.

They watch “Dance Moms” or any drama show, and get so invested in all the drama.

Piper and Percy cuff there jeans and listen to Sweater Weather togther. They would blast it at full volume in the Posiden Cabin at 3:00am, singing it at the top of their lungs. Sometimes Leo joins them (those three are all bisexual, no one can convice me otherwise). They like to go to Pride together with other LGBTQ+ campers and they both paint small bi flags on there cheeks.

They also help each other set up dates for Jason or Annabeth, during anniversary’s or just dates in general.

They both would really support each other in anything and have a very chaotic friendship full of teasing and so much sass.

Jason and Frank

At first Frank never really knew Jason. Jason was missing for a while and let’s face it, at Camp Jupiter, Jason was talked about like a hero. To Frank he was important and once he met Jason, he was a normal guy. During Argo ll, they never really got to know each other since they were saving the world from LITERAL MOTHER EARTH

After the war, the Romans were going back to there Camp meaning Reyna, Frank, and Hazel were leaving soon. Jason had to go, to bring his stuff and move to Camp Haft-Blood and teach Frank about being a Praetor. During there few lessons, they became close and got to know each other.

Anytime Jason gets stressed, Frank turns into a kitten and calms him down. When Frank gets stress from being a praetor, Jason tells him to rest and take a break.

They love to watch cheesy Rom-coms and Disney Channel Original movie and either laugh about stupid it is or cry of how sincere it is.

They like to train together and honestly they are both the moms of the demigod friend group (The Seven + Nico and Reyna) They plan hangouts for there friends.

There really just a nice, chill duo who hangs out and just have fun.

Rachel and Hazel

Hazel and Rachel never properly met. Mostly because Hazel is Roman and at this point Rachel is just Greek like everyone just considers her a Greek. One day, Hazel came to visit CBH, to see her friends and Nico.

Chrion asks if she would like to help Rachel out repainting the Camp’s van and making it more different and less boring. She agrees and properly meets Rachel. At first Hazel is sort of scared because Rachel is the Oracle but once she gets to know her, she’s really just a goofy, fun-loving person and they really hit it off.

They like to paint or draw together and just talk. Sometimes Hazel would be Rachel’s muse or Rachel would be Hazel’s muse. Rachel would also go on art rants and Hazel’s a pretty good listener, so she listen’s even though sometimes she has no idea what Rachel’s talking about.

Rachel introduces Hazel to Disney which she got hooked on. They like to have Disney marathons in Rachel’s cave and will spend hours watching Disney.

Rachel also helps Hazel navigate the mordern world and technogly. Hazel also taught Rachel how to ride a horse.

Rachel is pretty adventurous which Hazel loves and they try new things every time they visit each other.

They were overall a very fun loving pair of friends who are artisy and obsessed with Disney.

Nico and Leo

I know a lot of people ship Valangelo, I love these two but I personally see them as a really great friendship. Sorry to Valangelo shippers but here’s there friendship.

At first Nico and Leo hate each other. Nico just finds Leo annoying and Leo just thinks of Nico as the creepy Hades kid. After hanging out a lot more since there in the same group of friends, they become closer.

If Nico ever feels sad, Leo would always cheer him up with a dumb joke which surprisingly makes him laugh. Anytime Leo is sad, Nico will attempt to make a joke and Leo would look surprised and yell across the room “Hey guys, Nico made a joke!”

When Leo overworks himself, Nico will go to Bunker Nine and brings him a Happy Meal. Leo takes a break and they both play Mythomagic, which Nico got back into.

Leo built them motorcycles and they like to race around the woods with them, Calypso and Will would be cheering on the sidelines being supportive.

Leo introduces him to Pop Culture a lot more and even gives him (and Hazel) lessons on what’s been going on in the world and how it’s changed since the 40s

During the days when Bianca and Esperanza died, most of there friends and campers would leave them alone execpt there significant others (or annoyance in Will’s case) and each other. Nico and Leo both empathize with each other because Esperanza and Bianca were there rocks and there only family (besides the gods but there not really around)

Overall, they would be the Keith and Lance duo. Leo being the more jokey one and Nico being the more tough and cynical one. Its one of the more unexpected friendships.

Reyna and Annabeth

Reyna and Annabeth never were really friends at first because of the whole Greek and Roman war going on and once Reyna helped them, the seven had to go stop Gaea and she had to go deliver the statue to Camp Haft-Blood.

After the war, the Romans and Greeks became friends, Reyna and Annabeth made a peace treaty/alliance togther. They became pretty good friends after that.

Annabeth helps Reyna make renovations to New Rome and Camp Jupiter. Reyna helps with a few new battle plans for Camp Haft-Blood so there a lot more prepared for another war or battle.

If either of them are stressed, they will play Minecraft or Animal Crossing online. Like they both have those gaming headsets and will go online for each other.

When they visit each other, they go to a small, quiet coffee shop and get coffee or pastries and just chill and catch up with each other. Afterwords, they go to Centeral Park or a park in California and have a walk.

Annabeth introduced Reyna to Harry Potter. They both finished the movies in like a week and the books take them longer because of there dyslexia but Reyna fell in love. Reyna takes the Pottermore quiz and gets Gryffindor. Annabeth and Reyna are that iconic Slytherin and Gryffindor team.

Once Reyna becomes a hunter, Annabeth, Reyna, and Thalia all go hunting together. I feel like all three of them have completions of who can hunt the most. Sometimes Annabeth will tag along with the hunters and go camping. Artemis is fine with it because she likes Annabeth.

They would be that badass duo that you don’t mess with or else they won’t hesitate to snap your neck.

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Percy Jackson, Harry Potter and Clarisse La Rue

(I have no idea what fandoms you're in)

Percy Jackson

Sexuality Headcanon: bisexual icon

Gender Headcanon: he/him

A ship I have with said character: me and him😌

A BROTP I have with said character: Percy and Grover/percy and frank/percy and reyna/percy and leo/ Percy and Rachel!!!

A NOTP I have with said character: it's not a NOTP per se but I dont like romantic percabeth

A random headcanon: percy dyes his hair blue at one point and realizes he loves it and starts keeping blue streaks after his hair turns black again. Hes also desi.

General Opinion over said character: I LOVE LOVE LOVE HIM MY FUCKING BABY I WOILD DIE FOR HIM

Harry Potter

Sexuality Headcanon: another bi icon

Gender Headcanon: he/him

A ship I have with said character: Hinny is great

A BROTP I have with said character: him and Ron/ him and Luna/him and Hermione/him and Neville

A NOTP I have with said character: Harmione (just no)

A random headcanon: he can actually sing really well but he never tried because he didnt feel like it? But being around Ginny, he always hears songs and one day he starts singing in the shower or something and the boys are all like :O harry can sing?

Hes also desi tamilian change my fucking mind

General Opinion over said character: hes awesome. Deserves better.

Clarisse La Rue:

Sexuality Headcanon: pansexual

Gender Headcanon: she/they

A ship I have with said character: chrisse

A BROTP I have with said character: clarisse and silena/clarisse and drew/clarisse and annabeth

A NOTP I have with said character: clarisse and silena.

A random headcanon: (head empty no thoughts sorry)

General Opinion over said character: shes rad as fuck

Send me a character

[ghostkingdoesstuff]

Ever wonder where the inspiration for the chariot race in Sea Of Monsters came from?

You might remember Tantalus as the guy who filled in for Chiron in Sea of Monsters as camp director. Tantalus's major contribute to SOM is the Chariot race. Also he can't eat or drink anything because he's serving his eternal punishment for crimes again the Gods... Who's idea was it to make this guy the camp director?

So the story has 2 major telling. One with cannibalism and filicide. The other with gays and dog-naping. Technical you can tell both stories as one so that's what I'm going to do.

So our tale beginning with Tantalus, king of Tantalis, and demigod son of Zeus, who often gets invited to dinner with the Gods. Tantalus wasn't the best dude. He gossiped about the gods. One time he stole Nectar and Ambrose from the gods which is like SUPER NOT COOL. Now the gods were not happy with Tantalus but they enjoyed hanging out with him so they put up with it. he's like that one toxic friend who you hate but you don't cut off because you've known each other for so long. What was the final straw? Welllll

So for some reason Tantal thought "hmmm these guys really like eating their kids" so he killed his eldest son Pelops, cooked him, and served him to the Gods. The Gods were understandable upset because half of them were eaten by there dad and they ain't about that child eating life. So everyone refuses to eat except Demeter who was so depressed by Persephone being in the underworld to hang out with Hades that she DIDN'T REALIZE SHE WAS EATING PELOPS SHOULDER.

upon everyone realizing they were served a human boy to eat they THROW TANTALUS INTO TARTURAS BECAUSE WTF DUDE! His punishment being to spend eternity in a pond where fruit hangs above him and water below him. The fruit is forever out of his reach and the water always reseeded when they tries to drink.

...Also at some point he tried to steal Zeus's dog

So what about Pelops? Well the gods felt bad so the revived him and Hephaestus made him a new shoulder out of ivory. Posidon is like "sup cutie nice shoulder" and they hook up (Percy's dad is a chaotic Bisexual and I will never let anyone forget that) . Now that his dad is dead Pelops is the king of Tantalis.

Later in life Pelops falls for a girl named Hippodamia, daughter of Oenomaus. It should be mentioned that Oenomaus was a son of Ares and therefore, crazy. Hippodamia had 13 boyfriend's that her dad killed before Pelops showed up. Oenomaus was like "sup kid beat me at a chariot race or die". So Pelops hit up Posidon and was like "yo babe I need a solid" and asked Posidon for a chariot. Posidon was like "hell yeah dude. I'd move contents for that ass." So Pelops won because he had his sugar daddy help him and he killed Oenomaus.

So back to Percy Jackson?

Well for one now you know why Tantalis wanted to bring back chariot races. Reminded him of the son he killed.

Also puts into perspective how sh!tty the gods because they put A CHILD MURDER IN CHARGE OF THEIR CHILDREN! (Also Zeus casually brings his grandson back to life but don't bring certain other people back to life for some reason. )

We could talk about the symbolism of Ares and Posidon metaphorically butting heads and Clarisse and Percy

Poseidon, by modern standards, whould be a "bisexual icon".

Idk cannibalism bad?

I don't know why I wrote all this out I just thought it was interesting. Lemmi know if you can expand anything else from this mess.

[luucypevensie]

A Thalia and Cleo Post

(For those who don’t know, Thalia is Nike’s daughter with Steve and Cleo is her daughter with someone else)

Thalia

Thalia is an artist, like Steve. Whenever she draws or paints something, it made her feel closer to him

Definition of a LESBIAN ICON! When she meets Nebula for the first time, she’s all “That’s my future wife”

Super close with Tony, considers him like a brother. Whenever he needed to vent about Howard, he would go to Thalia

She tries so hard to be there for Cleo, and helped her through the insecurity of not being as good as their mom and Thalia

She and Thor are BROS! He tries to be her wingman, even though she doesn’t want him to be

Has a job at a local art museum that she absolutely loves

Can DESTROY you with a sword. She and Nike always do sword training together, and Nike was SO PROUD when her daughter first bested her

Cleo

Cleo has major insecurities over her abilities. She would compare herself to her mom or her sister, and think she was not as good as they were

She is EXTREMELY competitive; from lacrosse to the decathlon team, Cleo has to be the best

BISEXUAL QUEEN! She and Peter both crushed on Liz, and would always get into friendly competitions over getting her attention

Ned has a massive crush on her, and Cleo realized she likes him during FFH (which got really hard when he was dating Betty)

Cleo has wings like Nike; they appeared during the last big fight with Vulture because she finally had confidence in herself and her skills

Huge massive reader; will read anything she gets her hands on. Loves Percy Jackson a lot

Insanely speedy, like insanely quick

Tagging: @emiliachrstine, @ahsokatonas, @anotherunreadblog, @prophecy-grrl, @ocfairygodmother, @witchofinterest, @julianblackthcrns

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Tell us about your OC [Redacted], how big of a bastard are they?

I’m just gonna use this as an excuse to introduce a bunch of my OCs using the highly scientific Bastard Rating System:

1/5: traces of bastardry2/5: traces of bastardry with selected examples of Extreme Bastardry3/5: many examples of Extreme Bastardry, but with Good or at least Necessary Reason; one or two moments of Just Plain Bastardry4/5: Just Plain Bastardry, with elements of Intentional Sadistic Bastardry5/5: King Bastard of Bastard Mountain, Let All Those Who Bear Witness Feast Upon His Bastardous Doctrine

so, with that in mind…

OC Bastardry Levels:

Zekiel Tozyehr: Shades of Magic OC for an Extensive AU of mine, Last Antari in Black London™, goin thru it, delightful accent, reads a lot, has spent a good portion of his life wishing Osaron would leave him alone, Bites Off More Than He Can Chew, definitely a badass and definitely doesn’t realise it until long after everybody else, did not see another human for two decades and therefore any interaction is bound to be wild. bastard rating: 3/5 (doesn’t seem fitting? you’ll see)

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Yakov [yet to be last-named]: revolutionary for a good cause, does nasty deeds in name of said revolution, loves his wife, likes to stare at nature, Angsts over said deeds, sexy scars, many believe him to be the craziest motherfucker to walk Siberia since Rasputin, enjoys a good sunset. bastard rating: 3/5

Anatoly Roslyakov: one of Yakov’s second-in-commands, also a revolutionary for a good cause, Gets His Hands Dirty So You Don’t Have To, has literally no bad feelings over it whatsoever, is well aware that he’s like that as a person so takes one for the team, most reviled member of the squad but gives good honest no-nonsense advice, good husband, great dad, too smart for his own good. bastard rating: 4/5

Anastasia [yet to be last-named]: the other of Yakov’s second-in-commands, Mad Lad, absolute nutcase, 4′11 goblin, WILL use your assumption that her height renders her harmless to headbutt you in the kidneys, bisexual icon, loves her grandma, will kill a man if necessary but doesn’t feel the Rush Of The Kill, likes to play piano and sing maudlin songs at parties, if you Soviet historians out there think she sounds familiar it’s because she’s his great-granddaughter. bastard rating: 3/5

Nadezhda Sharonova: Literature Bitch™, absolutely the only person in this group with brain cells, God She Puts Up With A Lot, ends up way out of her depth but comes out swinging, A Bitch Has Anxiety, good poetry will make her cry, if you debate her she’ll probably put a pencil behind her ear and then point her newly free hand at you and you know you’re dead, very against murder but shit gets wild sometimes. bastard rating: rare non-bastard

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Percival “Percy” Mulholland: decadence & aesthetic baby, wears Gucci, billionaire at like age 20 but is cool about it, can and will fly all his friends to some fancy location to stay on his fucking yacht, thirty-seventh in line to the British throne, so full of love probably against his best interests, Thot, Part-Time Himbo, nerd, Has A Lot Of Demons, will always be found lounging on a piece of furniture with wine. bastard rating: 3/5

Reuben Sjöberg: as a 6′7 albino person who always wears white he is well aware of the fact he’s probably the most interesting person you’ll ever see, Has A Dreadful Secret, too manipulative for his own good, Sounds Good In Theory But Wait What The Fuck Reuben, terrible ideas abound, Source Of All Trouble, Swedish but speaks better English than anyone in the group. bastard rating: 4/5

Adrian Urquhart: small, gay, will fight you through tears, knows all the gossip at all times, pretty much knows everything about everything, might not tell you until it’s too late, Heretic Catholic™, Spite is a Good Motivator, needs a nap, could probably benefit from a little more backbone, Crouching Introvert Hidden Thot. bastard rating: 2/5

Charlotte Brown: very pretty and very unassuming, knows it, dresses like she wandered out of the fae realm, seems dreamy and distant but never misses a single fucking beat, if she can’t smooth an argument out nobody can, Theatre Bitch™, when at parties she’s lowkey always looking for an excuse to throw her drink over somebody in outrage. bastard rating: 2/5

Niamh Connolly: from Belfast and will not soften her accent for the sake of the poor posh bitches around her, here to cause A Ruckus™, punk lesbian icon who absolutely has punched a Nazi, very strong morals that cause a lot of trouble down the line, probably the only person in the group who’se not a fucking nutcase, very outspoken, letting her drive is not recommended. bastard rating: 2/5

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Aidan Mirza: Dumbass Narrator™, very gay, grew up constantly wishing for an adventure and boy did he get it, Supernatural Abilities [wiggles fingers while saying ‘OoOoOoOhhh’], too loyal for his own good, I Just Hate This Town Yanno?, lives with A Lot, calm on the outside screaming on the inside, means well but what the fuck. bastard rating: 2/5

Vertigo “Tigo” Havlíček: green hair don’t care, named after a literal carnival ride and not even mad about it, heir to a cursed funfair and is a bit mad about that, Even More Supernatural Abilities, sees too much, Am I The Only Person Going To Do Anything Around Here?, may be responsible for dozens of deaths but he can explain he swears, probably could do with admitting there’s a problem sooner. bastard rating: 3/5

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Cameron Torrance: anger issues out the ass, disgruntled night shift cashier, alcoholic, Me? Traumatised? Ha!, serious violent PTSD that he will NOT acknowledge, murderer (self-defence), murderer (dealing with some things), You Ever Just Look Around And Think ‘This Might As Well Happen?’, very fucked up confused and oftentimes rancid morals, probably survives by remembering he’s not as bad as Jasper. bastard rating: 4/5

Jasper Tuozzo: runs a deep web murder room, lives to torment the shit out of Cameron, night shift milk delivery driver with a great discomfort of driving at night, smokes like a chimney and will bum cigarettes whenever he can, murderer (because it’s fun), nasty trauma in childhood but sincerely not enough to explain this, hasn’t given a fuck about anything since 1987. bastard rating: 5/5

Francis “Frankie” Morrison: university student, tired, very cute, gets excited if asked to accompany someone on errands, somehow Cameron’s boyfriend and somehow loves him dearly, worries a lot, far too innocent for his own good, cooks for people, hilarious bastard, god knows what he’s doing with these other two freaks. bastard rating: rare non-bastard