#birthdays are um. well they sometimes just arent good for me

[literalite]

Is it your birthday yet

yeah im 21 now

[penguin--person]

what the hell are these things!!!!! what!!!! what the hell!!!

ty to my friend arcy for helping me figure nastyas out❤️ill explain why i chose each pokemon for each guy + what i think theyd be like in a pokemon au

nastya

buneary is her starter pokemon. she gets it as a little kid as a gift from her parents. shes had it for years and it still hasnt evolved because it Hates her. it does NOT like her. nastya tries her darndest to make it evolve, to make it love her, to feel anything but hate in its terrible heart, but to no avail. it hates her. she doesn't battle with it.

delcatty just shows up one day, like a regular cat would. though delcattys arent big battle pokemon? from what i understand? this one is a big ol fighter and demands that nastya battles with it

she's got hattrem because it fits her. pokemon HATE her! she wont stop feeling big emotions!!!! her hattrem does not like her ❤️

her parents got her a kirlia for her birthday bc she was soo upset about not winning any fights ever, and because she likes fairy types a lot:) she gets so excited that she evolves it not even two weeks later and Um. uh oh! fairy type GONE! plus gallade didnt learn some cool moves as kirlia, so its like ... idk 💔nastya FAIL

as mentioned, nastya likes fairy pokemon a bunch!! shes a big fan.. she just.. never gets any. she's super jealous of trainers that have fairy pokemon.

she SUCKS at battling

she Does care about her pokemon!!! she loves them. even if theyre not fairy types, she loves them. she just sucks.

her story arc would end with her fixing her friendship with buneary. she'd go into battle with it and itd feel sooo much love for her for being accepted that itd evolve in battle :)

ája

ájas starter pokemon is the mabostiff. its a family pokemon, he got it as a kid:) she loves it and it loves her and its awesome

i think togetic would be her next pokemon .. bc "They say that it will appear before kindhearted, caring people and shower them with happiness." "It grows dispirited if it is not with kind people. It can float in midair without moving its wings." and i think that fits ája since shes so niceys:) you know??

bewear fits her. its BIG!!! it LOVES OYU!!! it will CRUSH YOU TO DEATH WITH ITS HUGS!!!! do i need to say more. if you get alík, you get this

i don't think ája is like, a gym leader or something.. i like to think she'd work at some kind of pokemon shelter? like kozlovas some kind of pokemon scientist, takes care of pokemon, and ájas her assistant.. kinda like a pkemon ranger but more science-y... !! she helps pokemon out and stuff:) i do think that if a kid challenged her to battle that shed battle. she Has to. what is she, mean?? no!! ehr togetic would leave!!

that 'pokemon shelter' or whatever it ends up being is where woof gets yamper and zweilous!! yamper might be some kinda helper-out pokemon? idk i think its silly:) she hangs out with it and finds it silly so she adopts it or smth... with zweilous, i think its just a pokemon kozlova studies that ája likes.

put zweilous there bc its got two heads that hate each other like alíks got a wolf and human in him that hate each other

she loves pokemon 💥💥💥wants to give them all a good life:) shes just chill!!!

nina

venonat is her starter pokemon, maybe she gets it from professor oak idk ‼️‼️‼️i dont think ninas a Big Fighter, either - only nastya and kozlov (sorta) are tbh. venonats ourpleee ! what more do you want !! i think she'd just find it cute .. thats why its hers

lampent and drifloon just fit her idk what to tell you. nina has ten thuosand diseases shes bound to get a lampent, and drifloons like... shes outside one day and sees it and is like Oh wow a balloon:) and takes it home n well shes had it ever since.

tjeres not much i can say about nina really. shes a tough nut to crack. i think her parents would be .. Not Happy about her having a lampent but also ohh nina loves it so much. so much love in her heart.

maybe she visits ája sometimes .. ohh what if she has a pokefriend there, like ája has zweilous .. ohh..

other guys

gabriela has gliscor. i had other pokemon picked out for her but i was overthinking it a bunch so im not sharing those

i think kozlov deserves a koraidon or miraidon cyclizar sweep!!!! and i think both he and gabriela would have eevolutions :) as a treat.. as their starters..

idk about marya and volkov ... fun fact about volkov is that hes not abusive in this au lol pokemon saved him!! yippee yay !! hes just kind of a shitty guy. maryas happy n all ... i do like the idea of her as a librarian - maybe a writer in this au!

kozlovs like... hes an explorer !! i think he and gabriela had their own adventure exploring the world when they were young - oh! i had the idea of gabriela wanting to be the very best fighter ever but then discovering that pokemon fascinate her, and she'd much rather just study them...

kozlovs not much of a battler either but he wanted to go with gabriela for the adventure ❤️this carries on into his adulthood when hes just hanging out with pokemon chilling !!! hes jsut having a chill time .. brings kozlova pokemon maybe if thats humane idk !!!! i dont know!!!!!!

i want this au to be happy .. minimal angst 💥Bet you werent expecting that Huh???

[kozutenshi]

Assign your moots a fanfic trope and a character for it?

omg wait 😃 im head empty rn so here goes a random cluster of words <//3 i also answered the other coz they seem to connect,, seem to,, and um im kinda lazy to make another post <//3

answers below the cut <33

@kirakirasaku + kenma : neighbors to lovers trope!

my headcanon on them is that ella once invited kenma to her birthday party as courtesy and they just hit it off from there. in my head, they're two loving cats to each other: a lot of cuddling and snuggles and forehead kisses <33

@ats4mu + oikawa & atsumu : the classic love triangle trope :D

I feel like even if it's the classic love triangle, they'll take it up a notch coz that's just how well their chemistry is <//3 they'll bicker a lot + they'll be so chaotic it's amazing how they still do it. there will be a lot of comforting scenarios, warm hugs, and like,, sense of familiarity yanno. idk how to word it properly pls bear with me this ship is just too pretty🚶‍♀️

@bellesowl + atsumu : the group project trope (i love it okay :'))

ISATSU JUST RADIATES IT FOR ME OK. isa being an intellectual while atsu being,, a lil,, dumb sometimes is just <33 i kinda see them starting from having a group project together, then atsumu being a terrible(adorable) flirt </3 lots of teasing going on here + comforting hugs and kisses

@kenmaki + tamaki : soulmate trope <3

idk i see them as,, people who are made for each other yanno,, so yeah. my headcanon for them is that there will be a lot of teasing(again) and cuddles. i see them just spending time together before they have to go to their own fields of work, forehead goodbye kisses and hushed "take care" under both their breaths. yeah <33

@mrs-kuroojinguji + nanamin : coffee shop trope

HEAR ME OUT!! ana serving nanamin coffee and nanamin smiling at her every time she does until they finally decided to get to know each other <33 i headcanon them to be bonding over piano at times, ana playing the instrument while nanamin observes her with a smile on his face. yeah im a sucker for this two <33

@heyheysey + shinso : fake enemies to lovers trope

i can see,, shinso mistaking sey's good nature as fake due to his own issues. daz why i see shinso pushing her away and making it look like they're enemies when they arent. at all. i headcanon shinso being cuddly and petting her like a cat tho <//3 like that man is huge ok <//3 he likes playing with her hair and stuff <33

some honorable mentions:

@velvetfireworks + suna : childhood friends to fake dating to lovers

@viridevi + kuroo : classmates to lovers (i love this trope too please)

@mfcassandra + akaashi : study group to friends to lovers (yeah <33)

I forgot my other moots' self ships so herenis what my tiny brain can afford to do rn😩

[thelifetimechannel]

This week’s bonus content brings us Jake and John discussing the likelihood of  a robot apocalypse:

JAKE: Hey there pal! JAKE: So youre jades... brother? JOHN: that's right! JOHN: compared to how confusing everyone else's family trees are, we are very straight forward. JOHN: even if we did not know we were related at first... JOHN: i wasn't sure how YOU were related to her, back when you were pen pals. JOHN: do you remember sending me that letter? JAKE: By jove i almost forgot about that. It feels like ages ago. JOHN: i don't know how long it was for you, but i got it three years ago. JAKE: I mean from my point of view it was only a couple of months but a lots gone on. JOHN: it arrived on my birthday so it was right on time. JOHN: it came in handy in a tight spot. JOHN: you were right in your letter, i DO love movies. JOHN: even if i am not into wrestling that much. JAKE: Oh well ive had my fill of fisticuffs for awhile anyway. Movies on the other hand i havent had much time to dig into! JAKE: By the way did you like your present?? And little terry kiser? JOHN: um... JOHN: well, i named her liv tyler, actually. i didn't know you already named her, or him. JOHN: anyway, she saved my butt in a big way! JOHN: and then she flew off on a ship heroically, but ran off again i guess? JOHN: and then she somehow joined dave and rose on their even more heroic mission to blow up a sun. JOHN: which they failed to do mostly because they actually MADE the sun, but the important thing is that they tried. JOHN: they came back, but i think the bunny didn't make it. :( JAKE: I live by the philosophy that when a stuffed toy changes hands its appropriate to change its name. It gives things a history like that. JAKE: At least she died doing something i presume she enjoyed. JOHN: blowing up? JAKE: No!! Being a hero and dicing up bad guys! JOHN: was the robot sentient? JOHN: maybe we should have treated it with more respect, so it would not turn evil and destroy us like a watership down version of skynet. JAKE: I mean dirk helped me a little in making it and all of his projects seem to enjoy that kind of mayhem. JAKE: Not as much as his own version of the rabbit but i think in giving me advice at least a couple of his engine greased fingerprints are on it. JOHN: man, everyone is some sort of robotics genius around here. JOHN: if we hadn't already had an apocalypse ushered in by rogue technology i would be worried. JAKE: I briefly suspected hal but no worries. JAKE: I think if he were going to attempt a robopocalypse he wouldve done it a long time ago when he was bored and had less to do. JOHN: he and terezi would get along. they both seem to enjoy wreaking mayhem for fun, although she says she's sorry now. JAKE: They might try but dirk would go spare. JAKE: And I think hes tossed out all his spares for today already. JOHN: everyone has learned their lesson about devious deeds! JOHN: i'm confident that will not happen in the future. JOHN: instead we can relax and do things like watch that movie you were recommending. JAKE: Oh yeah!! JAKE: Which one did i recommend again? I think it was weekend at bernies. JOHN: the one about the corpse getting moved around to trick people? JAKE: Oh yes! Two gentlemen discover that their boss has died shortly before throwing a party and try to convince people hes still alive by puppeting his body around! Its really quite hilarious! JOHN: it sounds good. JOHN: although apparently i'm already locked in to watching a few others. JOHN: including dave's? JOHN: i can't believe he became a big deal movie star in your world, that's hilarious. JAKE: He did. Ive got one of his characters tattooed on my arm! JOHN: um JOHN: you do? JOHN: wow. JOHN: have you told him that? JAKE: Not yet. Should i? JOHN: you might actually make him speechless, which would be a first. JOHN: definitely try it. JOHN: wait, which one is it anyway? JOHN: also, how did you get a tattoo? JOHN: i thought you grew up alone or something, like jade did. JAKE: Ive got sweet bro. Dirk gave it to me after we met up! JAKE: Hes got hella jeff. We match! JAKE: Let me tell you it was a harrowing thing getting it! Id heard getting a tattoo really hurts but you know what i just closed my eyes and before i knew it it was over just like that. JOHN: ... JOHN: huh. JOHN: well, that sounds exciting. i'm sure he'll be thrilled. JOHN: none of us have ever shown that level of devotion. JOHN: mostly we just repeat his shitty memes. JAKE: Dirk takes memes to a whole new level pal. JOHN: i haven't really had a chance to meet him before this. JOHN: i've been missing out on so many reunions today, maybe because i keep bouncing around taking people places. JOHN: out of you guys i've mostly talked to jane and roxy. JOHN: and i only talked to jane once! JOHN: i'm already behind. JAKE: Oh im sure youll get along great! Hes a cool dude and super smart. A little odd but he genuinely means well. JOHN: i'm looking forward to meeting everyone! JOHN: wait, i did meet him once, that's right. JOHN: back in the bad timeline, i saw him floating in space and asked him what happened, because i'd just come back from fighting calliope's brother. JOHN: but all he said was 'i failed' and then he... turned into glitter? JOHN: there were lots of glitches floating around, it was a hazard. JOHN: hopefully we can overcome that first impression. JAKE: ...yeah that sounds like dirk. JAKE: He can be pretty dramatic. JOHN: rose and dave are super dramatic too, he'll fit right in. JOHN: with all of us together it's going to be all drama all the time. JOHN: it will be up to us normal people to keep things under control. JAKE: He grew up all alone so sometimes i think he only knows how to act from movies too but who knows. Maybe it runs in families. JAKE: Family. Weird. JAKE: Hey that means were family too arent we? JOHN: i guess so! JOHN: you're my... JOHN: hm. JOHN: relative. JAKE: Relative. I guess. JAKE: I cant exactly go calling you great uncle john even if i still call jade "grandma". JAKE: Has a ring to it though! Great uncle john! Its all folksy like poppop crocker. JOHN: that's right, i was jane's grandpa in your universe, i guess. JOHN: which is also weird to think about. JOHN: and i was sort of everyone's dad, by mixing our slimes. JOHN: so it keeps getting more outrageous. JOHN: as for knowing how to act from movies... JOHN: i didn't even grow up alone, and i think sometimes i have that problem. JOHN: you want your life to make sense that way! JOHN: but real life is a lot more complicated sometimes. JAKE: Yeah!! JAKE: God yes it is. ESPECIALLY when it comes to romance. Good grief. JOHN: i know! JOHN: the movies make it look like it's essential or something, when usually in real life it mostly seems to cause trouble. JOHN: but you can't get a good ending otherwise, unless you accomplish that and a bunch of other arbitrary criteria. JOHN: most of which we haven't accomplished ourselves, but i think we're going to get a good ending anyway. JOHN: still it can mess with your head. JOHN: real life is not like the movies, that's for sure. JAKE: Its hard to have a romance going when your life is constantly under threat by skeleton monsters. JAKE: Also your first time seeing another person in ten years and your first boyfriend happen on like the same day. JOHN: see, that's how it happens in the movies sometimes. JOHN: the main characters meet up and get together right away, and i guess you have to assume it all works out, because the movie ends. JOHN: but when you're actually doing things it is not that convenient, you have to keep going. JOHN: although i hope we're going to get a break soon. JOHN: i would be happy for the credits to close on the constant heroics and dying for a while. JAKE: Me too. JAKE: I want a nap. Without an evil spider troll waking me up. JAKE: Movies also dont tell you how tiring the whole rigmarole of adventure is. JOHN: the main characters always look great, if fashionably ruffled, and they can keep going no matter what. JOHN: but i'm kind of tired. JOHN: especially since i've lived through the same hours twice in places i think? JAKE: You and your weird time travel nonsense again huh? JOHN: i will probably be mostly retiring that, i wouldn't want to cause any more trouble. JOHN: for now it looks like everything is turning out fine on its own. JAKE: Yessir i think were on the right path now and as soon as were done here im gonna take a long nap and anyone who cares to wake me up can throw down about it even if they are a hitherto-perfectly nice troll lady. Or human lady. Or anyone else. JAKE: The suplex of slumber justice is unisex. JOHN: that's the spirit! JOHN: we will all pass out and righteously beat up any one who disturbs us. JOHN: except hopefully once we are settled somewhere a little less exposed. JOHN: if we were asleep here someone might roll off. JAKE: But we can fly? JAKE: Where would we even fall? Towards the frog since its like a planet? Or... down? Were being pulled down by gravity i guess but how can we fall down if theres just space? JAKE: Would we float in our sleep? Maybe just get sucked back to the victory platform? JOHN: that sounds like a question for jade, she's more interested in how this works. JOHN: i told her science was dumb and boring if it didn't work the way i wanted, which made her upset, but i guess i got what i wanted. JOHN: so hah. JAKE: So science works how you want now? JAKE: Are you ganking my power set young man?? JOHN: not all of science, just space and time i guess. JOHN: and all of the scientific laws i am violating with my wanton displacement of matter and energy. JOHN: what ever those laws might be. JOHN: i am not a scientist or lawyer. JOHN: or science lawyer. JAKE: You fiend. Ah well as long as you dont go abusing your power im sure nothing terrible will happen. Like you flap your windy hood and cause a hurricane down south like an errant butterfly of causality. JOHN: well, i sort of lured lord english here, but i had to to save calliope, and we had to fight him anyway, so hopefully you can let that slide. JOHN: like i said, i will be taking it easy from now on. JAKE: I hear you there. Im over here asking myself do i even want to go wandering around this wonderland of dreaminess or do i just want to curl up over in that edge of the lily pad and have a nice snooze? JAKE: You know i can nap almost anywhere. I consider it a talent. JAKE: I have fallen asleep on clear grassy hills except thats probably not a good thing because centaurs can track through at any moment and they arent too careful about where they step! JOHN: jade was like that too! JOHN: although it MIGHT have partly been a troll messing with her brain again? JOHN: trolls sure are meddlesome. JOHN: anyway, this is probably our last chance to explore the dream bubbles, so maybe hold off on the naps until later. JOHN: also, centaurs? JAKE: Centaurs! JAKE: Oh yeah did i never say my island was full of alien monsters? JAKE: Because my island was full of alien monsters. JOHN: wow, your life actually WAS like a movie. JOHN: no wonder it was tempting to see yourself as an action hero. JOHN: everyone else had such weird and dramatic childhoods. JOHN: i don't have many bragging rights but JOHN: i liked mine. JOHN: i guess i'm one of the people that actually... left something ok behind? JOHN: but that's fine! because there can be ok things in the future too. JOHN: or hopefully more than ok. JAKE: I hope so. JAKE: I mean most things would probably be better than having to keep an eye out for monsters while walking to the pantry for canned friggin beets. JAKE: Not that i couldnt handle myself but beets arent worth that much. JOHN: bluch, no. JOHN: jade kept trying to make us eat our vegetables. JOHN: it was terrible. JOHN: she doesn't even know about lunchables. JAKE: My grandma ONLY stocked veggies. JAKE: And this weird stuff called spam. JOHN: i think our jade would probably have a heart attack if she saw spam. JOHN: although she does like raw beef these days. JOHN: which is a little alarming if you see her eat it. JAKE: I think she mostly included it as a courtesy to me and also i dont think theres many other great ways to keep meat. JAKE: So i hunted! Hopefully most of those creatures were edible and i didnt give myself any weird diseases. JOHN: the rest of you were like man versus wild! JOHN: including dave and rose kind of, even though they lived in real houses. JOHN: i will have to catch up if we are in some sort of survivor situation in the new universe. JOHN: i'm not really sure how that will pan out. JAKE: Youll be fine. Well watch your back! JAKE: Dirk will probably like. Invent a house if you give him long enough. JAKE: Just stick with jane and youll be fine. Shes kind of like you in that she also had a pretty cushy upbringing if you count out the assassination attempts. JAKE: Not that i hold it against her anything. We all take our lumps as theyre given. I mean she also has a dead grand- JAKE: Wait a minute. JAKE: Did you say you were...? JAKE: *Suspicious squinting.* JOHN: what? JAKE: Janes... JAKE: Poppop? JOHN: i... guess so? JOHN: that would make sense, she was my nanna. JOHN: oh man, was i also crushed to death by a flying baby? JOHN: that would be so undignified. JAKE: But hold the damn phone!! JAKE: You were ALSO jades brother in my timeline! JAKE: So if you were siblings and youre also janes poppop... JAKE: Would that make her and i... related?? JOHN: um... JOHN: not genetically? JOHN: but i think you were adopted siblings in our world. JAKE: !! JOHN: she grew up with a brother under a wicked alien queen. JOHN: which was betty crocker! JOHN: and the troll empress. JOHN: it is all connected. JAKE: So we were always family! JAKE: Gosh shell be so surprised to find out i bet. Just over the moon. JOHN: who doesn't want more family? JAKE: Of course! Good gravy aint that just like a movie. So many of us grow up without any family to speak of and we find out we were all family all along! JAKE: Consarnit id even call that some kind of irony. JOHN: at least it's a pretty crazy coincidence. JOHN: except since skaia set it up that way it's not a coincidence at all. JAKE: The chilly wind of fate whips through our unshielded undercarriages. JAKE: Get out of there skaia that zone is closed for business! JAKE: Its not enough to be whipping round my legs its gotta go and nab my shorts too... JAKE: Well ive had the last laugh. Ive got PANTS now! AND family! HAH! JOHN: well, fate or coincidence or whatever, I'M happy about it. JOHN: and i think both pants and family are important.

[patrick--hockstetter]

65 Questions you arent used to

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?

Yes...

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

5

3. The person you would never want to meet?

Donald Trump (Though the list is really long)

4. What is your favorite word?

Fuck

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?

A Japanese cherry blossom

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?

‘I’m ready to go back to bed.’

7. What shirt are you wearing?

My band shirt

8. What do you label yourself as?

A lot of things

9. Bright room or dark room?

Semi lit room

10. What were you doing at midnight last night?

Roleplaying

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?

15

12. Who told you they loved you last?

No one

13. Your worst enemy?

Alaina fucking Dawson

14. What is your current desktop picture?

The bowers gang

15. Do you like someone?

Yes

16. The last song you listened to?

The Blue Devils 2017 show 

17. You can press a button that will make any, one person explode. Who would you blow up?

T.J. Lane

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

Alaina faggot Dawson

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?

Owen Teague, Let me love and show him unlimited affection cause he deserves it for goin out of his way to wish me happy birthday

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)

You choose (Photo is from when I was preforming at a football game.)

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?

I have no idea man

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?

I can get hit in the head with a solid plank of wood and be perfectly fine. (Courtesy of color guard as shown above)

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?

Bananas

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.

Ham

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?

A piccolo

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?

Back to Sweden or to Japan

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?

Three Olives bubblegum vodka

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

Everyone is treated equally

29. What is your favorite expletive?

My what?

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?

My house

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

My rape

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!

Japan

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

Either my brother or Eric Harris

34. What was your last dream about?

eric harris....

35. Are you a good….[failure]?

Yes

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?

Yes

37. Have you ever built a snowman?

No

38. What is the color of your socks?

Socks?

39. What type of music do you like?

All kind

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?

Sunrises

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?

Chocolate

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)

West Virgina

43. Do you have any scars?

Many

44. What do you want to be when you graduate?

Band Director

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

My anxiety

46. Are you reliable?

Sometimes

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?

What the actual fuck?

48. Do you hold grudges?

Yes

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?

A squid mixed with a duck (Can someone draw this for me?)

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?

In color guard, we talked about queefing.

51. Are you a good liar?

YES

52. How long could you go without talking?

Never

53. What has been you worst haircut/style?

Pixie cut

54. Have you ever baked your own cake?

Yes

55. Can you do any accents other than your own?

Many, I do voice overs as a hobby

56. What do you like on your toast?

I don't like toast

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?

A girl

58. What would be you dream car?

1967 Chevy Impala

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.

Yes

60. Do you believe in aliens?

Yes

61. Do you often read your horoscope?

No

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?

E

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?

Dragons 

64. What do you think about babies?

Um

65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of.

(clearly cant answer this one)

[kpopcinnamonswirlroll]

RULES: ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS THEN TAG OTHER PEOPLE YOU’D LIKE TO GET TO KNOW BETTER

K so i was tagged by the gem that goes by @kpopluvwriter and was like ‘omg i have been noticed’ so imma do this real quick (hopefully) before i go to bed.

Here are the questions:

How tall are you?

I am 5'7" & tbh i want to be a bit shorter. Totally not cuz of my bias’s ideal s/o height, noooooooo…

What color are your eyes?

I have brown eyes. But my eyes can look amber in certain lightings. imo they’re one of my best features lol.

Do you wear contacts and/or glasses?

Yes, i wear glasses. I can’t wear contacts cuz my eyes are messed up & the lenses of my glasses have tints & prisms in them.

Do you wear braces?

For teeth, no. But i should, i have an underbite & it makes me hate my smile. Some people find it cute tho. I do wear ankle braces. Like that is a story & a half by itself, but im too sleepy to explain rn. Tl;dr i have weak ankles.

What is your fashion style?

I dont really have one. If anything it’d be cute/comfy/casual. But I’ve been 10000% emo one day & been 'girl next door’ the next. It’s all over the place.

When were you born?

June 21, 1999

How old are you?

18

Do you have any siblings?

Yes. 1 older brother. Our relationship hasnt been too great, but we tolerate each other & sometimes even get along pretty well.

What are your favorite subjects?

I am a nerd for history ngl. Like, i love learning about other cultures & stuff & just learning about something in general. I also really like poetry, math, & science.

What are your favorite movies?

Um…idk. I dont remember movies very well😂. But, i do love Disney. Like, Disney movies are bae. If i was sick, i would just want to cuddle, sleep, eat, & watch Disney movies all day. …tbh that might be one of my ideal dates. OH WELL.

Do you have any regrets?

This one is complicated. Like, generally at the time i will regret something. But i dont regret how my choices in life changed me. I am a pretty awesome person. I have been raised to be kind, compassionate, & polite. So i think I’ve made some p good choices in my life.

What is your dream job?

I’ve wanted to be a singer since I’ve been little 😂. I have written some songs & they arent too bad. I want to audition for JYP in the near future, but i doubt they’d accept me. I weigh too much.

Would you like to get married?

I will answer that question when i find someone actually willing to marry me. Thank you very much.

Do you want kids? How many?

Okay, the answer to that depends on my partner. Im not very assertive & i want to make whoever im with happy. If i get married & want kids, i’d talk to my partner first.

How many countries have you visited?

One. I have been to Spain. It is beautiful. I love Segovia so much. I had the best host family there. They are so cute. The architecture is incredible. Like, i could geek out about how awesome my Spain visit was. I would love to travel more, but that costs money, which i dont earn enough to save :’).

What was your scariest dream?

Okay, first off my dreams are prophetic. Like, i get a lot of deja vu feels when i have never been somewhere before & then i see a scene that i have seen in my dreams. So, i had a dream when i was about 5 to 7 years old. I was at a party in an old mansion that my family had recently bought (in the dream) & we were on the top floor. Apparently we were being too loud cuz my mom came upstairs & was like “y'all need to shut up” & then she fell through the wooden floor. All the way down to the bottom. I woke up crying.

Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other?

*blinks* kinda. It’s complicated & i really dont feel like explaining it. But atm im not available. That’s all y'all need to know.

Put your playlist on shuffle & without skipping list the first 15 songs that play

Lmao i dont have 15 songs on my phone’s playlist. I need to go to my youtube playlist 😂😂. It has 192 songs, so i should be covered.

Omfg- Everybody

Jeremiah- Birthday Sex

Blackpink- Boombayah

Girl’s Day- Something

Theory of a Deadman- RX

Jessie J- Domino

Got7- Fly

September- La La La (Never Give It Up)

[Gakupo] Chainsmokers- Closer

[Foster the People] Pumped up Kicks- Remix

Got7- If You Do

BTS- Steve Aoki Mic Drop Remix ft. Desiigner

[Shape of You] The Mega Remix

Luvatory English Cover

Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee- Despacito ft Justin Bieber

I think i’ll tag @cutiepielover1123 @imagining-bxngtan @bulletproofwhalien cuz im pretty sure im more engaged on their blog. Lol this took me like an hour to do. Whoops. 😂😂😂

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92 truths ??

holy shit when i first saw this i was like ?? 92 ?? 92 ???? but thank u @featureless-spy for tagging me bc this was actually really fun !!

now, to begin ...... (under the cut bc it’s long af)

THE LAST ...

1. drink: water

2. phone call: my grandma

3. text message: “i hope we can send videos ::(” for our band slide show at the end of the year

4. song you listened to: i’m listening to b.a.p.’s angel rn ?

5. time you cried: i was crying of laughter when my sisters got scared shitless at this zombie apocalypse thing we went to over vacation lmao it was hilarious

HAVE YOU EVER ...

6. dated someone twice: nope

7. been cheated on: nopeee

8. kissed someone and regretted it: nah

9. lost someone special: :(

10. been depressed: aha ;;;)

11. gotten drunk and thrown up: nope

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS (12, 13, 14):

pink

orange

purple

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU ...

15. made new friends: yes !!! many!! some of you on here i lov u guys

16. fallen out of love: uhh i guess with some fandoms yea

17. laughed until you cried: zombie apocalypse lmaoooo

18. found out someone was talking about you: yea but it wasn’t in a behind-my-back kind of way

19. met someone who changed you: yes!

20. found out who your true friends are: yep :(

21. kissed someone on your facebook list: i dun have facebook

GENERAL STUFF

22. how many of your facebook tumblr friends do you know in real life: changed it bc i don’t have facebook but! i know two (who are active at least, ik many irl friends that have tumblrs but arent active): @iwriteblogpostsnotsongs @graciasysaludo

23. do you have any pets: two annoying dogs, two cats, one of which is my best friend, and then two rly fat guinea pigs

24. do you want to change your name: sometimes, yes (mostly bc hunter is such a gender neutral name and people misgender me a lot aHA)

25. what did you do for your last birthday: i feel terrible i don’t even remember ?? i probably had a party or smth like that

26. what time did you wake up: 6:30 ?? around there i had school this morning

27. what were you doing at midnight last night: writing!

28. name something you cannot wait for: ticheli is coming to my school in may aAAAA (for those of u who aren’t music nerds like me ticheli is like the beyonce of the music world + he’s composed to many great songs for band so i’m HYPE)

29. when was the last time you saw your mom: 5 minutes ago ?

30. what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: too many things

31. what are you listening to right now: heartbreaker just turned on !!!

32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: probably ??

33. something that is getting on your nerves: fkn child prodigies ::)

34. most visited website: probably this hellhole lmaooo

35. elementary school: done! if u are still in elementary school what are u doing tumblr

36. high school: still completing it yep yep

37. college: hopefully i can get into a music school or maybe instead go to a conservatory (that’s what i’d like but if i don’t get a good scholarship it probably won’t happen :/)

38. hair color: i’m naturally brown but i dye it all the time rip my hair lmao rn it’s back to its natural color w streaks to give it a break (it’s the first time it’s been natural for over a year) but i think i might dye it a pastel color next time i dye it

39. long or short hair: short short short

40. do you have a crush on someone: i don’t think so ??? i confuse myself a lot so probably not rip

41. what do you like about yourself: i guess my personality?? i think i have a gud personality lmao

42. piercings: the only ones i’ve ever had were my ears and those ended up bloody and infected so i’m never getting those again aha

43. blood type: no idea

44. nickname: hoonter (basically my name just said weirdly) also husband/dad depending on who you are (band fam)

45. relationship status: i love myself ;;))

46. zodiac sign: LEOO YEE (i also figured out this whole sun/moon thing n apparently i’m leo sun + libra moon so :o)

47. pronouns: he + him

48. favorite tv show: I’M WATCHING GOBLIN RN AND I’M EMO ??????? i’m also watching produce 101 too lmao i’m rooting for sewoon and the woojins (and nuest and sammy and hotshot but i mean those are a given)

49. tattoos: i don’t have any but i want many! i want a lion one on my shoulder + a music note behind my ear + also planets/stars/space stuff on my collarbones + wings on my back + my birthday as a barcode somewhere umm?? yea i’ll shut up now aha

50. righty or lefty: righty

FIRST ...

51. surgery: haven’t had one yet

52. piercing: my ears but they’re all healed up now so it’s not there anymore

53. best friend: met in kindergarten and are still friends today nice

54. sport: i tried soccer lmao... not my thing

55. vacation: we used to go down to north carolina a lot to this house we rented but we don’t anymore. that’s the earliest one i can remember but i’m told we went to maine when i was like 4 or 5 but i cant remember that whoops

56. pair of sneakers: probably sketchers smh

right now ...

57. eating: nothing

58. drinking: water

59. i’m about to: write probably

60. listening to: this mashup omf it’s so good

61. waiting for: nothing really??

62. do you want kids:

63. do you want to get married:

64: what career do you want: ideally a clarinetist in some professional orchestra! but lately these days i’ve been considering becoming a music teacher as well

WHICH IS BETTER ...

65. hugs or kisses: both are cute !!!

66. lips or eyes: eyes are v pretty

67. shorter or taller: idk ?? doesn’t really matter to me i’ll probably be shorter anyways rip

68. older or younger: again doesn’t really matter to me

70. nice arms or nice stomach: ??? i don’t care lmao

71. sensitive or loud: LOUD !!!

72. hook up or relationship: relationship definitely

73. troublemaker or hesitant: somewhere in between is nice

HAVE YOU EVER ...

74. kissed a stranger: nope

75. drank hard liquor: nah

76. lost glasses/lenses: i lose my fake glasses all the time rip

77. turned someone down: many people :(

78. had sex on the first date: never had a first date anyways so nopeee

79. broken someone’s heart: i hope not :(

80. had your heart broken: nope

81. been arrested: nope nope

82. cried when someone died: i cried when my cat died

83. fallen for a friend: nahhhh

DO YOU BELIEVE IN ...

84. yourself: yes!

85. miracles: kinda ?? idk the concept is kinda iffy to me but i guess in certain circumstances yes

86. love at first sight: no (i mean, you don’t know them?? i don’t really get it)

87. santa claus:

i’m sorry i’m just so done w people shoving santa in my face like really now

88. kiss on the first date: idk ???

89. angels: no

OTHER ...

90. current best friends name: i can’t really name one?? i have a lot of friends i can’t just name one

91. eye color: dark brown

92. favorite movie: either sunshine (an unknown movie made in 2007 that people should know about because its GOLDEN) or pacific rim bc um

just ??? colors ??

wowie that took like an hour jfc

anyways now yall gotta suffer here we go: @softptg @jeonxgkook @iwriteblogpostsnotsongs @graciasysaludo @omgnille1010 @antiwhitewash @marksvocals @haechance @kingrenjun

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1-65 except the ones you already did

ok this is A LOT so sorry if you’re on mobile

1: Do you have a crush at the moment?

answered

2: Have you ever been deeply in love?

answered

3: Longest relationship you've ever been in?

like........unofficially almost 2 years but official a combination of 2 months then 7 or 8 months idfk 

4: Have you ever changed for someone?

i absorb the personality of everyone i ever talk to but like, not intentionally

5: How is your relationship with your ex?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i hope we never speak again or if we do it’s just so i can be like FUCK YOU again tbh,

6: Have you ever been cheated on?

nah

7: Have you ever cheated?

nope

8: Would you date someone who's well known for cheating?

what the fuck no

9: What's the most important part of a relationship?

umm......communication? trust? all those words people throw out that are true and real but i love being very open at all times so truly communication

10: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?

serious i guess? my last “fling” was kind of a disaster so idk 

11: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on "breaks"?

NOPE NOPE NOPE almost fell for that bullshit and it’s basically what ended my last relationship so absolutely not no thanks!!! not for me

12: How many people have you ever hooked up with?

i hate the phrase hooked up bc it could mean anything from kissing to sex so i never know how to answer this?! i already made a post the other day sayin ive kissed 4 people so theres that i guess 

13: What's one thing you regret saying/doing in a previous relationship?

answered

14: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?

idk you do you but like, personally before like........16 seems too dangerous imo bc you are Children but as long as it’s safe and whatever idk

15: Do you believe in the phrase "age is just a number"?

no bc it’s usually used by predatory older dudes but i mean age differences are fine as long as it’s not creepy and terrible. but don’t say this as a 24 year old dude as an excuse to date a high schooler

16: Do you believe in "love at first sight"?

answered

17: Do you believe it's possible to fall in love on the internet?

that’s like, exclusively what’s happened to me so, yeah

18: What do you consider a deal breaker?

i don’t have like a specific list in my mind or like one THING i cannot tolerate but i guess a huge one would be anything having to do w not tolerating mental illness bc that is my entire personality

19: How do you know it's time to end a relationship?

when they make you feel shitty more than they make you feel happy

20: Are you currently in a relationship?

nop

21: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?

yeah i’ve seen it happen and work out fine

22: Do you think people should date their friends?

sure why not, it’s nice to be friends then have it turn into something or whatever. i like relationships based off of friendships 

23: How many relationships have you had?

um i’d really only count like, one, so......1

24: Do you think love can last forever?

yeah i love happy old couples

25: Do you believe love can conquer all things?

um.......not really??? that’s like, a big statement, 

26: Would you break up with someone your parents didn't approve of?

no because i dated someone my parents disliked for a long time

27: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?

answered

28: Do you think long distance relationships can work?

absolutely tho i’m not huge on them for myself

29: What do you notice first about another person?

answered

30: Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual?

me all the time: IM GAY AS HELL

but really i’m bi 

31: Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness?

answered

32: Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?

haha........................................................................................yeah and it’s fucked up my entire psyche so (-:

33: Do you want to get married one day?

yeah!

34: What do you think about getting your partner's name tattooed?

sounds like a very bad idea and also wouldn’t even be like aesthetically pleasing so no thanks

35: Could you be in a relationship without sex?

probably? idk

36: Are you still a virgin?

no i’m a sinner

37: What's more important: Looks or personality?

personality but obviously i like people that i am physically attracted to so.....i mean its both but i am very big on personality which is why hookups arent rly my thing too much

38: Do you enjoy love films?

do i enjoy them? i will SOB at them, so, 

39: Have you ever given anyone/received roses?

nope

40: Have you ever had a valentine?

answered i think

41: What's your imagination of a "perfect date"?

getting drunk and taking a nap together

42: Have you ever read "Romeo & Juliet"?

i did for school in like 8th grade 

43: What's more important: Your partner or your friends?

gotta get that balance. don’t neglect either of them

44: Would you consider yourself "romantic"?

i call myself a hopeless romantic constantly

45: Could you imagine to date one of your current friends?

yes

46: Have you ever been "friendzoned"?

fake concept. i had high school crushes that never went anywhere but that doesnt mean friendzoned really so no

47: Which "famous couple" is your favorite?

i don’t pay attention to thos things honestly................mulder and scully

48: What's your favorite love song?

i have an entire playlist of love songs, hmu for it, but ummm probably first day of my life if thats considered a love song

49: Have you ever broken someone's heart?

eh. kind of. complicated

50: If you're single, why do you think you are?

i’m ugly

(bc i have been single for like...2 months and thos things dont come fast)

51: Would you rather date someone who's rich but a douchebag or someone who's poor but a nice guy?

poor but nice guy 100%

52: Are you good at giving other people advices regarding dating/ relationships?

ehhhhhhhhhhhhh not really i mean sometimes? i don’t know it depends on the situation 

53: Are you jealous of couples when you're single?

LOL.............yes i am known to get kinda salty

54: How important is it to make a relationship official (p.e. on Facebook)?

eh. i like having it be Official and known as a thing but other than that idk

55: Would you consider yourself "clingy", "overly attached" or "jealous"?

i will cling to you with the force of a thousand suns (but try to play it cool and fail yikes)

56: Have you ever "destroyed" a relationship?

nah he did that (side eye emoji)

57: Do you think it's silly to consider suicide because of a broken heart?

me: i’m going to kill myself when we break up

so like, no, but don’t do it because i didn’t and that was a dumbass mindset

58: Are you the "dominant" or the "submissive" part in a relationship?

the MOST submissive you will ever meet, in your entire life, please dominate me

59: Have you ever forgotten important dates like your partner's birthday or your anniversary?

answered i think

60: What's your opinion on open relationships?

whatever works for u but probably not my thing

61: Who's more important: Your partner or your family?

my siblings can fuck off but parents and partner are both important

62: How do you define "cheating"?

????????? is there more than one definition??? its fuckin cheating. dont flirt or do shit w other people. 

63: Is watching porn while being in a relationship inappropriate?

it doesn’t make me feel awesome to think about but it’s not like, an issue

64: Do you think Valentine's Day is overrated?

me when im single: yes

me if i was in a relationship: NO (HEART EYES X1000)

65: Would you consider yourself a "cuddler"?

WOULD I? CONSIDER????????????? I DONT CONSIDER ANYTHING. I KNOW FOR A FUCKING FACT I AM. i will cuddle 24/7 365 baby