#birthday tribute to my favorite golden retriever

[i-love-tdp-if-you-can-tell]

GODS IM LATE BUT

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SOREN!!!!!

ft corvus 😌😌😌

[makethatelevenrings]

Somewhere Only We Know - ONE

Chapter Warnings: goodbye earl (pet death), spoilers for 2x01 kinda??, this is a bit rushed bc it’s exposition but we get into the fun stuff next chapter

Masterlist

“Oh fucking hell.”

You hadn’t expected the first game of your new job to end like this but here you were creating Canva tribute posts for a deceased dog. Keeley directed you to make sure that you were focusing on solely sympathetic posts and honoring Earl. You had the press conference pulled up on one of your monitors to ensure you were catching what was being said along with the social media feeds.

And of course Ted Lasso did an excellent job honoring Earl. That man made your life easier.

A knock sounded on your office door and you raised your head to find Keeley peeking into your office. “You survived your first day! Better than Earl, I’d say.”

You choked back a laugh and motioned her to come in. “Christ, Keels, poor things not even buried yet.”

“Sorry, sorry. I just wanted to come see how you were getting on. Rebecca looked at the Insta with me and I have to say, your graphics are a hoot. Are you up for a task to do sometime this week?”

“Yeah, of course. It is my job, after all.”

She grinned. “Right, right. Well, Rebecca bought Barkingham Palace in honor of Earl and I would love it if you could go get some photos and videos with the dogs. They have some named after the players too! We have some little dog jerseys you can bring with you.”

“I can do that. Anything in particular you want to see?”

She bounced up onto her feet and shook her head. “Nope! Make it cute, make it fun. I know you’ll do a great job. You’re doing fabulous, babes.”

Raising your coffee mug in salute, you returned back to your work as she fled your tiny office in a wash of pink and glitter. Considering the tasks she could have given you, hanging out with a bunch of dogs wasn’t bad.

Three days later, you found yourself at Barkingham Palace with a golden retriever demanding pets and a staffie jumping up in an attempt to lick your face. You laughed in delight as dogs scrambled around you. You had successfully slid little Richmond jerseys over a few of the dogs heads and now a tiny Pomeranian was proudly sporting a Rojas jersey. A Border Collie wore a visor and whistle and you snapped a picture. You sent that one to Coach Lasso and received a GIF of a dog laughing in response.

Two Spaniels with McAdoo and Zoreaux jerseys made a great video with the way they tumbled over each other. One of the media guys you had recruited for help with capturing photos got a few shots of you being tackled by a Labrador wearing a Bumbercatch jersey.

The dogs were so cute that you even put your information down to volunteer in the future when you and Mikey, the photographer, packed up for the day. There was one little dachshund that kept following you around but there was no way you could get a dog, especially when your new job required you to travel frequently. Volunteering would help get in some well deserved snuggles.

By the time you got home, a few texts were waiting for you. Keeley asked for a few picture previews so you fired off some of the photos you had taken on your phone. One was from Higgins reminding you to swing by HR on Monday to finalize your travel waivers. Two were from unknown numbers who identified themselves as Sam Obisanya and Colin Hughes. They both sent friendly texts welcoming you to the team and you made a mental note to figure out what their favorite dessert was so you could make it for their birthdays. You sent a thank you text to both of them and sent them each a photo with a dog in their jersey.

Stripping off your fur covered clothes, your first priority was to take a shower before curling up on the couch and editing these photos for your post tomorrow. The TV played in some low drone in the background, some kind of stupid reality dating show where hot people dated and fucked like rabbits. It was mind numbing and didn’t require thought and you liked having something playing in the background as you worked.

You had a few videos already on the Instagram story from today and you went to check the engagement. Swiping your finger along the screen, you were relieved to see thousands of views and shares. People loved puppies and they loved football. If you combined the two, it was gold. One of the videos of you getting tackled by some of the loveable dogs made it in and people were loving it. Rebecca even texted you with a, “LOVE! So cute!!” so you were feeling great about your work.

Verified accounts were bumped to the top and you recognized a few of the players names. Zoreaux, Jan Maas, and a few others had viewed the stories, along with a name you didn’t recognize. Jamie Tartt. Was he the guy from that one underwear model? Or was he the Givenchy ad? You looked up at your television screen. Oh, never mind. He was the reality TV show manwhore.

Exiting Richmond's account, you changed your Instagram over to yours. There was far less engagement, but your simple baking account didn’t appeal to as many people as a football league. You loved designing different desserts, trying out recipes, and balancing out flavor combinations. Combined with your love for photography and design, you had a pretty prolific home baking account. It was the account you showed Keeley as your portfolio and now she and Rebecca both followed you. Oddly enough, Higgins did too.

Your face was rarely in the photos because you ran a one-woman show, but occasionally a friend would snap a great candid. Most of your pictures were treats, flowers, cool spots around London, or whatever you found cool. You liked showing your personality through photos and you didn’t care if your face wasn’t in there. The memories were present and that’s what mattered.

A few new followers had joined the fray and you were surprised to see some of the Richmond players among them. It wasn’t like you hid the account, but it wasn’t something you advertised as your name. Keeley must have told them.

But then there was that name again. Jamie Tartt. Why would some footballer turned reality star care about your panna cotta fails and award-winning lemon bars? Why would a guy who isn’t even playing for Richmond want to follow you, the social media manager?

Fuck it. It was too late to question the motives of some stranger. He was just another follower. Another number for engagement profiles. Maybe he was just interested in your slutty brownie recipe. Whatever, you needed to sleep so you could get to the stadium tomorrow and get these photos out.

Tag list: @shiptheship​

[pawableltd]

Pet-Lovers' Paradise: Buy Pet-Themed Mugs to Celebrate Your Furry Friends

For pet owners, there's nothing quite like the joy and companionship that our beloved furry friends bring to our lives. Whether you're a proud cat person, a doting dog lover, or a devoted fan of any other four-legged companion, celebrating your pet's presence is a must! One delightful way to do so is by owning pet-themed mugs that bring a smile to your face every time you enjoy your favorite beverage. In this article, we'll explore the charm and variety of pet-themed mugs available, from humorous designs to heartwarming tributes. So, grab your coffee, tea, or hot cocoa, and let's embark on a journey to find the perfect mugs to honor your cherished pets.

Express Your Pet's Personality Pet-themed mugs come in an array of designs that showcase the unique personalities of different pets. Whether you have a sassy Siamese cat or a playful Golden Retriever, there's a mug that perfectly captures their essence. From comical caricatures to artistic illustrations, these mugs let you proudly display your pet's one-of-a-kind personality.

A Daily Reminder of Love Start your day with a warm cup of coffee and a loving reminder of your pet's unconditional love. Pet-themed mugs with heartwarming messages like "My Dog is My Heart" or "Cat Mom/Dad" make for a heart-touching addition to your morning routine. These mugs not only lift your spirits but also celebrate the bond you share with your furry companion.

Personalized Pet Mugs Take the celebration of your pet's presence to the next level with personalized pet mugs. Many online retailers offer the option to customize mugs with your pet's name and even their adorable picture. It's a fantastic way to immortalize your furry friend's cuteness and create a treasured keepsake.

Humorous Pet-Themed Mugs Inject some laughter into your daily routine with humorous pet-themed mugs. These mugs feature witty quotes and funny illustrations that are sure to tickle your funny bone. From phrases like "I work hard so my dog can have a better life" to "Crazy Cat Lady," these mugs show that pet ownership can be both endearing and entertaining.

Pet Puns and Wordplay If you love wordplay, there are plenty of pet-themed mugs that will leave you giggling. Puns like "Pug Life" or "Whiskers and Wine" combine clever wordplay with your affection for your pet, creating a delightful addition to your mug collection.

Celebrating Special Occasions Pet-themed mugs also make fantastic gifts for special occasions. Whether it's a birthday, Gotcha Day, or a holiday celebration, these mugs add a personal touch to the gifting experience. Consider a mug that says "World's Best Dog Mom/Dad" or "Happy Meow-lloween" to make your loved ones' special moments even more memorable.

Pet-Themed Mug Sets Why settle for just one pet-themed mug when you can have a whole set? Many retailers offer collections of mugs featuring different pet breeds, allowing you to showcase your love for various animals. You can choose a set of mugs with different cat breeds, dog breeds, or even a mix of both!

Eco-Friendly and Sustainable Options For environmentally-conscious pet lovers, there are eco-friendly and sustainable pet-themed mugs available. Look for mugs made from biodegradable materials or recycled materials to reduce your ecological footprint while enjoying your favorite drink.

Supporting Animal Welfare Causes Some pet-themed mugs are affiliated with animal welfare organizations, and a portion of the proceeds from each sale goes to support animal shelters and rescue groups. By purchasing these mugs, you not only celebrate your pet but also contribute to the well-being of other animals in need.

For More Info:-

Buy pet-themed mugs online UK

Budget-friendly dog t-shirts UK

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shop unisex short sleeve tee for dogs

[lanamemories2]

Startled by the sound of his door opening, Lana turned after making her last adjustments. She’d been hanging his birthday gift by his window, a prime spot for the breeze to stir if the latch was undone.��Strung up on a homemade mobile, one she’d recruited the help of various minions to make, dangled twelve separate origami animals, each a different colour. All had a personalised message from one of Dom’s friends, if you spread the paper flat to read them.

Ducky’s said ‘cool guy :)’ and was folded into a bear. Navy white pinstripe. 

Philly’s only had a little goblin doodled on holding a fistful of socks. The paper was an expensive kind, white with mint and lilac glitter. Folded into a caterpillar. Lana liked this one because caterpillar’s have butterflies inside them and she feels the magic in Philly is sourly overlooked by the general population -- she’s the most likely person Lana knows to sprout wings and fly away.

Viktor’s was far too explicit with a recurring mention of cock. It could not be included in the gift.

Maggie’s was a wolf. Lana drew a little smiley face below the snout that wasn’t quite fitting, but it felt friendlier, that way, more Maggie -- paired with a dainty floral paper, too. It had a quote written on from Americanah by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie. “She rested her head against his and felt, for the first time, what she would often feel with him: a self-affection. He made her like herself.” It finished with “love you, Maggie x”. 

Marlowe’s was a tiger. Flame orange, eye catching. On it, it said: ‘anyone who's put up with my shit for almost four years deserves a medal of some kind... like pinned to their lapel and personally engraved and everything. i got outbid on ebay so I don't have a fancy medal to give you...so instead i'll just say, you're a good guy dom evans! and I hope you have a fucking awesome birthday man. if anyone deserves only good things its you :)‘.

Rosa’s was folded into a monkey. Pink paper, in the end, because Rosa makes Lana think of love and blushing and sunsets. ‘dom i can't believe you're 23 today, you're an old man now!!! when i was just an embarrassing 12 year old and made those happy 15th bday shirts for you i was so obsessed with you because a small part of you thought you were an angel on earth and you'd come to protect me but it's nice to know now that we can protect each other. i'm still going to wear those 15th bday shirts for the rest of the week so everyone knows, i think your life is the most celebration worthy thing in existence. and if you want to know i am, in fact, hoping that i never marry so that by the time i'm 35 we can just run off together, preferably with franklin in tow, and have a worry free life, it's what you deserve. i love you forever dominic james evans!!!‘

Kasey’s was a fish in a pastel shade, sweet like a ripe peach. ‘Happy birthday Dom, you're the best of the best!!‘

Jude’s was a sloth. Deeper blue. Lana hassled him to write Dom one despite the fact they aren’t even particularly close. On it, he wrote: ‘Dunno you that well but you seem alright. Lana’s pacing as I write, clearly riled her up enough. Saw your ass in full view, high definition. Was decent. Good work soldier. Back to the trenches. Happy birth and shit.’.

Gunner’s was a dog. She did her best to capture the essence of a golden retriever with yellow paper, given that this was his family pet’s breed. Notably, she drew a very large dick onto the origami between it’s legs -- assuring Gunner Paxton’s legacy wasn’t overlooked. ‘in first year i had a hard time making friends and you saw me struggling in the caf when i sprained my wrist so you offered to help me cut up my food and i thought it was weird but it was the first time a stranger showed me care in such a specific way now i always feel cared for with you and it's nice so thanks for being you and happy bday‘.

Jack’s was a lion. Below the paper mane Lana wrote ‘NOT UGLY’ in small, block font, almost fashioned like a collar. The paper was faded black and white, referee striped -- tribute to his time coaching little league. Unfolded, it says: ‘dearest cousin Dominic, you are my favorite cousin even when you peed on me that one time at the beach because you said it would keep the jellyfish away. thank you for always throwing the football around with me and even being okay with it if i threw it too hard and it hit your nose and made it bleed and we had to tell my dad you tripped over a rock. happy birthday let’s get fucked! Love Your Best Friend, Jack Hall :P’.

Will’s was a shark, folded from paper slicked to look like an oil spill, gleaming in the light -- dark and technicolour, all at once. Lana drew sunglasses over the eyes. ‘sorry i tried to dye your hair purple that one time. you're kind of great even if statistically you shouldn't be since you're an RA. that's fucking bizarre of you, by the way. you seem to be one of those people that's genuinely good which is also fucking bizarre but i figure if anyone around here deserves a good year, it's you. happy fucking birthday don't die xoxo‘

Marla’s was a pigeon. Oxblood red. She wanted a vicious city-dwelling creature that feasted on the flesh of abandoned McDonald’s fries. ‘you are more worthy than a thousand plates of ikea meatballs. you can seize life by the balls. the meatballs. extended meatball metaphor. you are a leaf floating on an amber river. you are a cherry blossom caught in a ceiling fan. if auras existed yours would be INCREDIBLY fucking sexy. you will live a long life and father approximately 333.3 children.’

Noah’s was a sky blue dog with a doodled strand of wheat from it’s mouth. ‘hey man happy birthday :) not to get all sappy but im really grateful to know you. don't know if luck is real but if it is, hope this brings you some of the best of it there is’. A drawing of a little four leaf clover after the message.

There was a thirteenth string without anything attached and Lana almost took it as an omen of how unlucky it was, her opening up in this way, how much she’d come to see it as a curse. But she held it in her hands, anyway. A swan as white as the Betta fish she’d pointed out as him at the aquarium. Wishing star white. Whiter than an angel. The most Dom paper she could think to fold it from, when she woke up and realised she’d been dreaming about him. 

“Hey,” she breathed with a laugh, cat burglar caught with the ruby in gloved hands. By all practical accounts, she’d broken and entered. “Charmed my way in. Wanted to, um... Was meant to be a surprise, like, an in and out job, and... I told some other RA Gunner left his inhaler here and he went all crazed, like, Action Man, whipping out a master key. Totally Oscar worthy. Should probably... let him know Gunner isn’t dead, later, but. Wanted to give you your present. It’s, um... I mean, it’s everyone,” came as she sifted gently at Philly’s caterpillar, smile bubbling to the surface. “I got them all to write you stuff. It isn’t, like, crazy, or anything, but.” Lana wet her lips, excitement overflowing -- she couldn’t seem to smother her smile. “This... is mine.” That did it. It faded as her eyes dropped. She pinched the swan delicately in both hands, then, blood rushing in her ears -- it provided amusing contrast, the coy blush in her cheeks with the devil horns she’d slid into her hair, a costume nobody had asked for. “Kinda wrote it... a while ago. It’s -- I don’t know,” she second guessed, laughing again at how dumb she was sure she sounded. Gestures like this always scared her, when she really meant them, felt like far too much. “You can read it, if you wanna.” @domfm​

[kittyboo8015]

Perfect Company

Hello!  this is my gift for @proackerman for The Eruri Secret Santa Exchange!

I believe you asked for fluff in a Modern AU Christmas setting and Erwin keeping Levi company on his birthday? Here is nearly 1800 words of sugary fluff XD I hope you enjoy it! Merry Christmas!

http://archiveofourown.org/works/13121577

Levi set the kettle on the stove and turned on the burner. He then retrieved a pot from the rack above the kitchen island and set it on the counter. He grabbed the milk and cocoa powder he had set out and poured them into the pot and placed it opposite the kettle setting it to a simmer. He set out two mugs and placed a strainer filled with his favorite tea in one and a bag of marshmallows next to the other.

He gazed out of  the window and into the front yard. The snow had been falling since early morning and had already started to accumulate. It had to be at least a good two inches by now. He shuddered as a draft slipped in through the small gap in the  frame that caused him to tug the sleeves of his sweater over his seemingly always chilled hands. A smile tugged at his lips as he remembered how the soft garment had been one of his favorite presents from  last year. He felt a rush of heat in his cheeks at the memory of Erwin’s excited grin  when Levi had  unwrapped his gift.

The shrill whistle of the kettle brought him back to the present and he quickly turned off both burners after he  noticed that the cocoa had finished warming as well. He filled each mug with the appropriate liquids and placed them on the island to cool for a bit. Erwin had called about half an hour ago to let Levi know he had left his Dad’s home and was on his way to see him. Levi had given up trying to convince Erwin not to make the unnecessary trip long ago as the stubborn blonde would not be deterred. Once Erwin had his mind set on something, it was damned near impossible to talk him out of it.

Levi doesn’t know how these visits had made their way into Erwin’s holiday plans. He could only remember when they had started.  Erwin had overheard in a  conversation  at work,  that Levi not only spent Christmas alone but that it was his birthday as well. Levi had been perfectly content spending his holidays the way he had every year before Erwin:  in peace and quiet. For him, it was just like any other week. He would catch up on his reading list and enjoyed giving the entire house a thorough cleaning.

After about a year into their friendship , Erwin had invited Levi to join him for Christmas dinner at his father’s house to which Levi had politely declined. Large groups of people always made him uncomfortable and Levi didn’t want to intrude on a family event. Erwin didn’t give up though, he then offered to drop by after dinner for a short visit. Levi was  going to turn down that offer as well but was defeated by a pout and the  promise of Papa Smith’s homemade chocolate chip cookies. Levi had teased Erwin several times later that those cookies could have been considered a drug because they were that addicting. After two Christmas visits, Erwin no longer asked permission to drop by and Levi had even started to look forward to seeing him. Not that Levi would ever admit it openly.

                                           ____________

Levi walked over to the plump Christmas tree in the corner and plugged in the cord,  illuminating the room in a soft golden glow.  He placed the box containing the angel tree topper on the coffee table. Levi always let Erwin place the angel because Levi didn’t want to fall and break his damn neck trying. He knew Erwin enjoyed doing it anyway. He would give Levi a  goofy smile every year when he asked him for help.

Levi jumped at the sudden chime of the doorbell. He opened the door to reveal Erwin, who held several bags. Levi quickly grabbed a couple  to lessen the burden and ushered Erwin inside. Erwin set the remaining bags down next to the door as he paused to remove his boots. Levi retrieved those  as well and set them on the island with the rest. “Oi! Erwin! What is all of this crap?”, he questioned as he furrowed his brows at the amount of bags cluttering the counter.

Erwin  finished removing his coat and hung it on the hook next to the door. He then  approached the counter and smiled. “These are your gifts, those are the cookies and these are some leftovers from dinner that Dad insisted I take because you know he always makes enough to feed an army.” He explained as he pointed to each bag.

Levi folded his arms and smirked. “Now I see where you get it from.” He replied, referring to the obvious Smith family trait  of overdoing things.

Erwin laughed. “What’s that supposed to mean?”

“Never mind.” Levi replied shaking his head. “Just drink your cocoa before it gets cold.” Levi brought the plate of cookies over to the table and placed it in the middle along with the two mugs.

Erwin took his seat across from Levi and topped his cocoa with the marshmallows and a generous amount of whipped cream he had grabbed from the refrigerator. Just the sight of all that sugar made Levi’s teeth ache. Erwin had a weakness for sweets and it seemed to go into overdrive during the holidays.

“So, how was your day Levi?” Erwin asked. “Did you do anything special?”  Erwin grabbed a cookie  and bit into it while waiting for Levi to speak.

Levi stirred his tea. “Not really,” He said quietly. “I spent the morning baking the cheesecake like I do every year.” Levi always baked a cheesecake on his birthday,  a tradition his mother had started when he was very young. Levi carried on the tradition after she had passed away as a tribute to his favorite memories of her.  

He looked up to find Erwin smiling at him. Levi smiled back. “How was your morning, did you get another one of those god awful sweaters?” He asked with a grimace.

Erwin stood up fully and Levi didn’t know whether to be amused or disgusted. Every Christmas, Erwin and his father gifted each other holiday themed sweaters that became the picture for the following year’s Christmas card. Levi would usually roll his eyes and make a sarcastic comment but he secretly found it endearing. Levi would chuckle every time the card arrived in his mailbox.

This year the sweater was red with a large decorated Christmas tree complete with glittery ornaments. Erwin grinned. “Check this out.” He told Levi and pressed a spot on the tree. Levi burst into laughter as the lights on the tree started flashing. “It plays music as well.” Erwin said with a smile as an electronic sounding Christmas carol accompanied the atrocious blinking.

“Please turn that shit off before I get a migraine.” Levi groaned.

Erwin silenced the sweater and sat back down. “You just don’t appreciate good taste, Levi.” Erwin pouted and took another drink of his cocoa.

“I would like to enjoy these cookies without vomiting, thank you.” Levi smirked as he took another sip of tea. Erwin placed his mug down. Levi took one look at him and bit his lip, trying to suppress a chuckle. Somehow Erwin had managed to get whipped cream on his nose. Levi tried not to think about how adorable it was.

“What?,” Erwin asked, confused.

“Hold still.” Levi said as he leaned over and wiped Erwin’s nose with a napkin. Levi felt his heart beat faster and his skin flushed as their eyes met. He quickly pulled away and sat back down.

“Thank you, Levi.” Erwin said with a smile and Levi couldn’t help but notice that Erwin’s cheeks were as red as his own.

                                            ____________

Levi closed the blinds in the living room after it had grown dark outside.  He then returned to the kitchen to retrieve the tray with the slices of cheesecake and joined Erwin on the couch in front of the fireplace. He shivered slightly and gratefully accepted the mug of hot mulled wine that Erwin offered to  him. He took a long sip and sighed in contentment when the he felt the warmth of the wine move through his chilled body.

Erwin chuckled warmly and then suddenly sneezed so hard he nearly fell backwards. Levi handed him the box of tissues.

“Don’t keel over on me, Erwin.” Levi joked. “I told you we were too damn old for snowball fights old man!”

“You’re just mad because you lost, Levi.” Erwin teased, easily dodging the pillow thrown in his direction. “See? Your aim sucks!” Erwin leaned back on the couch and laughed.

Levi glared back at him. “I just let you win because I didn’t want to die of frostbite on my birthday.” He huffed.

After they finished their dessert, Erwin handed Levi two gift bags. Levi quirked a brow at Erwin. “It’s not one of those ugly ass sweaters, is it?” He questioned as he began to tug at the ribbon on the bag.

“ I don’t think they make those sweaters in children’s sizes, Levi.” Erwin replied as stormy gray hues narrowed in his direction.

“I’m glad you love that sweater so much because you’ll be wearing it to your funeral if you keep it up.” Levi threatened as he pulled out wads of tissue paper from the bag. His hands finally closed around an object so he pulled it out to discover boxes of his favorite blend of Earl Grey tea. Erwin handed him the second bag which contained the electric kettle Levi had had his eye on for quite some time and a soft, grey wool sweater. Levi looked back towards Erwin.

“To keep you warm, you’re always saying how cold you are.” Erwin replied with a big smile.

Levi stared for a moment almost unsure of what to say. “Th-thank you Erwin.” He stammered. He then handed Erwin a somewhat heavy box.

“For you..”

Erwin tore through the expertly wrapped paper so fast it made Levi cringe. He lifted the cover of the box to reveal some books on ancient history that were hard to obtain because they were out of print. Erwin was a huge history buff and he loved to spend his spare time reading about ancient civilizations. Erwin looked at Levi who smiled.

“Because you’re old as dirt.” He said with a chuckle.

Erwin laughed as well. “I don’t know what to say, Levi, thank you so much.”  

Levi moved next to Erwin and leaned in to kiss him on the cheek. “Merry Christmas Erwin.”  He said, his cheeks flushed deep pink.

“Merry Birthmas, Levi.” Erwin said as he kissed Levi on the nose.

[sly-sky]

92 truths

So I did this a long time ago when it was popular but I wanted to do it again with my new answers next to my old ones. New ones are in brackets.

Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you tell 92 truths about. At the end you choose 15 people to tag, You have to tag the person who tagged you.

WHAT WAS YOUR Last Drink: Pink Lemonade (cause I’m a nerdddd) [water] Last Phone Call: My mom [my sister] Last text : “haha ok” to my friend ["I love it" to a good friend] Last song you listened to : You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift (classic Skyla) ["...Ready For It" by Taylor Swift. Not much changes] Last time you cried: A couple days ago [a month ago] HAVE YOU EVER: Dated someone twice: that’d require dating someone once [no] Been Cheated on: See question above [Not that I know of] Kissed Someone and Regretted it : Nope but I have not kissed someone and regretted it [Yeah I have] Lost someone special : Yup [Multiple] Been Depressed : Yessiree [yup] Been Drunk and Thrown Up : Nope [nope] Three Favorite Colors : Dark blue, orange, and (so emo very hip) black [light blue and pink]

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: Made a New Friends : YES!! THEY’RE AWESOME [Yup!] Fallen Out Of Love : Not really [Nope!] Laughed until you cried : Most definitely. I do that a lot. [All the time] Met Someone Who Changed You : Definitely [yeah haha] Found Out Who Your True Friends Are: Sorta [For Sure] Found Out Someone Was Talking About You: yeppppp [Yeah.] Kissed Anyone On Your FB Friends list : def not [yes]

GENERAL: # of people of your FB friends list that you actually know: I know everyone on my friends list like irl minus a couple of internet friends. [most] Any Pets : A golden retriever (Maggie), two cats (Max and Emmy (Yes like Dragon Tales)), and a hamster (Nox). [A German Shepard/Lab named Henry and a Siamese cat named Lynk] Do you want to change your name ? : Not really? I like mine [No sir!] What did you do for your last party : Fake gambled at work and watched a crappy tribute to One Direction all because I wanted to win a TV (I didn’t) [We watched movies outdoors, hung by a fire, watched the sun rise at the beach, and slept for an hour in a tent] What time did you wake up today : 8 on the dot [11] What were you doing at 12 last night : Talking with my friend and my sister about life after finishing our second horror movie of the night [Sleeping lol] Last time you saw your mother : Five minutes ago [10 minutes ago] What are you listening to rn : The hamster wheel squeaking [My sister play piano] Have you ever talked to a person named Tom? : yes, my cousin’s husband [same as before] Whats on your nerves rn : That damn hamster wheel [me lmao] Blood type : A- I think. Relationship Status : Single and ready to mingle ;) ;) ;) *social anxiety goes off* [kind of single but kind of involved??] Zodiac Sign : Sagittarius Pronouns : She/her Favorite Tv show : Orphan Black or Steven Universe (wow those are really different) [Doctor Who or Wynonna Earp] Tattoos : On my eighteenth birthday, I will have one. [yup!] Right or Left : Right First Surgery : Tonsillectomy when I was in third grade First Piercing : Ears First Best Friend : Haley, my twin sister :) First sport you joined : T-ball First Vacation : Other than to like up north from where I live, I think California?? First Pair of Trainers : ????

RIGHT NOW Eating : nada [nothing] Drinking : Pink lemonade :3 [nothing] I’m about to: sleeeeeep [drive my sister home from lessons] Listening to : My mom watch Get Hard [My sister play Castle on A Cloud from Les Mis] Waiting for : my parents to tell me to go to bed [her lesson to be over] Want kids : possibly [Yup!] Get Married : idk depends [Yup] Career : “right now? broke af tenth grader” same whatdoyoumeantheresonly3episodes [Right now I'm a cashier]

WHICH IS BETTER: Lips or eyes : eyes [Eyes!] Hugs or Kisses : Hugs!!! [Kisses] Shorter or Taller : Which ever [both!] Older or Younger : idek [older] Romantic or Spontaneous : Romantic?? [Both!] Nice stomach or nice arms : Idk like I think everyone’s stomach and arms are nice. They’re all different but nice [Arms!] Sensitive or Loud: Loud. It lets me feed off of their energy so I don’t run out as quick. I am typically loud and sensitive so it’s always a war in my head and I like loud people to help me through it. [Loud because it's fun hahah] Hook up or Relationship : relationship [Relationship] Trouble maker or hesitant : depends [Trouble Maker]

HAVE YOU EVER: Kissed a stranger: I have never kissed anyone tbh [Nope!] Drank hard liquor: Nope [Yup!] Sex on the first date: nah brah [Nope] Broke someone’s heart: possibly idk for sure [Yes] Had your heart broke: not really but kind of (if that makes sense…) [Big time] Been arrested: Nope [Not yet] Cried when someone died: Yeah [Of course] Fallen for a friend: Yes [Way too hard]

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: Yourself: I need to more [Yes] Miracles : Yeah [Yup] Love at first sight: I’d like to but no. [Yes] Heaven: Sometimes [Yes] Santa Claus: Not since the accident [No?] Kiss on the first date: Go for it [Not really] Angels: No but demons is a whole other question [Yes big time]