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Prompt 235
“Mother, I have made a friend.”
Now don’t get him wrong, Danny was delighted at the idea of Jordan making a friend, he really was. But the last three attempts had been borderline kidnappings, so he wasn’t entirely sure if he should be. Thankfully it doesn’t seem he’s kidnapped this one. Hopefully.
Not that he wouldn’t be surprised if Dan managed to kidnap a tiny kryptonian, but the kid- Jon apparently- seemed happy enough to be there. Apparently his grandparents lived in the midwest too, and was happy enough to have someone to talk about it.
Though um, maybe Danny should have checked to see if his parents knew where he’d gone, because he was not expecting a harried-looking superman to suddenly appear at his window.
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#Jon saw Dan do a bit of floating when he thought no one was looking & deemed him friend#Yes Dan is also 10 lol#Jon is not getting stuck in time#Dan isn’t above contacting grandpa Clockwork because uh his totally-not-friend noo#Just wait until someone whose survived the end of the world sees Dan#mom danny#Clark: Look Jon and I made fellow alien friends :D#Ellie is 18 and started on a roadtrip for her birthday to explore more#Jon has a habit of befriending the grumpy ferals#Danny is happy he has someone to talk about space with#He meets Lois and Jimmy too & the world trembles at the potential shenanigans#Clark weeps internally before finding out that Danny can deal with most of their shenanigans
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Happy Birthday Wishes For Friend Mother
Happy Birthday Wishes For Friend Mother | दोस्त की माँ के लिए जन्मदिन बधाई सन्देश हिंदी – अंग्रेजी में Happy Birthday Wishes For Friend Mother, Hello friends, today We have brought birthday greetings to your friend’s mother. The word mother itself is a divine word. Everyone loves their mother very much. Sometimes it also happens that for some reason someone’s mother leaves this world for some…
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#auntie birthday wishes for friends mother#birthday friend mom#birthday prayer to a friend mother#birthday wishes for friend mother in english#birthday wishes for friend mother in hindi#birthday wishes to a mother#Friend Mom Birthday Wishes In English#happy birthday wishes#happy birthday wishes for friend mother
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My daughter while we were at dinner: "Guess what, Mama?"
Me: "What, sweetie?"
My daughter: "Dada got you TWO perfumes for Christmas."
Me: "...Is that right?"
My hubby: "... Didn't I tell you NOT to tell her?!
My daughter: "I didn't tell her WHAT perfumes you got. She doesn't know the names or what they smell like. It's still a surprise. She'll be surprised."
#navybrat rambles#mom life#my daughter#my hubby#lovelies#😂🤣😂#whether it is my birthday or christmas#there's at least one present that is never a surprise#has been this way for years#are you reading my tags?#go drink some water#stay hydrated my friends
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i think that in small tightknit communities, all residents should receive a coupon book on their bday that allows them to commit [x] number of nonviolent crimes per year
#'tsk tsk the Johnson boy is breaking into the cemetery to perform Midnight Rituals again'#'oh leave the boy alone he just had a birthday'#'but MOM why can i go with my friends to break into the old haunted saw mill?'#'well jason you should have thought of that before you before you graffitied ACAB on the side of the police station'#'but MOM it was an act of political protest'#'i know sweetie and i respect your freedom of expression#but the fact remains you used your last coupon. no trespassing in abandoned factories until you turn 17'#'but MOOOOOMMMM' 'sweetheart ur bday is in 7 weeks pls chill ur ass'
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHOU!!!
Fluff for the occasion!!! set in 2015; in the current day and age he's turning 25 which is crazy, hope mans nailing adulthood
bonus air kiss to my fellow queers and especially aspecs:
#i turn 25 in exactly one month like hol up!!!!!!!!!!#decided to draw the year 2015 cause i headcanon the further they go in their friendship the closer they will strive to be#so it wouldn't align to have them live in different cities way later#Breathing Room is canon so they bouta go to the same high school#so for a few years post canon shou lives with his mom#who moved back to japan from US for him.#he started going to school and facing Struggles there#evident by a plastered bruise which he didn't wake up with#He's eccentric and confrontational and previously homeschooled and the child of a known criminal so um#safe to say he doesn't make friends in middle school. he's closest with Tome and the esper gang back in Seasoning#thank you to a few fics for introducing me to the beauty of tome and shou friendship yes#He's artistically driven as said in the wikia so he took up guitar and painting clubs#Also i do love the fact he denounced his powers in the series finale#and that's bound to be something that's resolved in some huge way#that i may or may not draw if i have a solid script its currently just a buncha dialogue#mob psycho 100#mp100#mp100 fanart#kageyama ritsu#suzuki shou#ritshou#shouritsu#WHY THE T???? WHY THE T. RISHOU SOUNDS BETTER NO?#rishou#shou suzuki#ritsu kageyama#happy birthday shou
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" Impa felt her heart break once more, but it also spurred her to speak again, and she moved her hand from his back to his cheek, making him look at her. “I love you dearly, Link. And I… I will take care of you. All I ask is that you… you live. Please, love. If for nothing or no one else, for me. Just… just live.” "
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Happy late birthday to my dearest friend @skyloftian-nutcase !! 🎉🎉🎉 I hope I did your request justice, love❤️ you are so so important to me🫂
#happy birthday lofty!!!#🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉#youre amazing and I'm so blessed to have a friend like you!#i hope your shift goes well☺️#imprisoning war#imprisoning war link#imprisoning war impa#link#impa#legend of zelda#loz au#danf the quality of the png better post at a better resolution than it's showing as I type this#impas such a mom I love her
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My friend (@/pop-roxs) gave me the idea and I cackled
#planning on drawing something for the twins birthday which passed I know but better late than never so expect more leech family#have this shitpost interaction between floyd and his mom (oc) who he would indeed call dad#idea was given to me by my friend thank you water#twisted wonderland#twst#twisted wonderland shitpost#twst shitpost#floyd leech#murray leech#twisted wonderland oc#twst oc#parent oc#mono yaps#the murray drawing is my art btw
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//And I can't recall that special way, she told me each and every day, her name. I can't recall the fact that I always said I loved her back, the same way, every time the same//
#btw friends dont look at this post its probably spoilers#i was rereading my fics and reading the hunger games today and it made me think of anna and paul#anyway in hunger games katniss' mom basically becomes a ghost in their home after their dad dies#and i think thats the way i think of anna. someone who just shut down when it was their responsibility to take care of their kids#her birthday dialogue will always haunt me. shes so flippant and nonchalant. care comes home after 6 months and she doesnt CARE#obviously she cares about care bc of the door dialogue but its just so off putting at the party#my art#artists on tumblr#digital art#petscop#paul leskowitz#petscop paul
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s2 episode 7 thoughts
hmm. hmm. that is the sound if me pondering what i just watched.
(i understand that this episode was an analysis into mulder's self-destructive behaviors when faced with overwhelming grief, but. that does not mean i enjoyed vampire hookup time)
well. we shall start from the top!
i read that it was an episode about vampires which i thought was a weird narrative choice because. hello. scully still gone??? but then i remembered that i too ignored the main quest in skyrim to hunt some vampires and that i had no place to judge
(granted, my main quest wasn't finding scully though. might have given that a bit more priority than saving the whole world. because she IS my whole world)
we open with a guy that looks like joe biden meeting with an attractive young woman. they're making out in a hot tub and we just know someone is gonna get slurped upon. and woe, it be upon us! double vampire attack.
back in DC, mulder gets his old office back! it's covered in plastic. he takes some of it off. he adjusts his calendar from may to november, so we see how much time he and scully had been assigned to other tasks, which also has me wondering how she managed to get a new house that quick.
(also, this calendar is... scantily clad women posing next to tools such as hammers and saws. was this allowed? was this acceptable? was it normal? were the 90's a lawless wasteland and mulder an irreparable freak?)
well. scully is an x file now, and he puts her glasses and id into an evidence bag and closes the filing cabinet which was sooooo evil. but he can't bring himself to put her necklace away. oh man. oh he's gotta have it in case he finds her. he has to hold her close. i'm Fine this is Fine.
so. he goes out to california to deal with the joe biden looking fellow being murdered. and he is not wanted on the crime scene. we know this because someone greets him by saying "nobody called the bureau" and he says "well, they should have" and lifts up the tape to let himself in. because one thing about him is that he's gonna let himself into a place he isn't wanted.
he sees the writing of a bible verse in blood on the wall and says something about their grasp of biblical knowledge being "feeble and literal" and i was like okayyy need to have a theological discussion with him
he then scares the other guy who originally wanted to kick him out by reciting a LARGE amount of facts related to similar cases and it's very much giving photographic memory. got me thinking, have we ever seen this man forget something? (directions don't count. they're confusing. but everything else sticks in that man's brain)
he just needs one thing: a phone book. which he uses to call a blood bank and ask about a new guy. who must be the vampire who did this!
so he rolls up to the blood bank and i'm over here struggling because i do Not Do Blood, and i knew at this point this was gonna be a tough watch, but i didn't anticipate the non-blood related reasons why this would be true
anyway he's sniffing around the blood bank and he hears some slurping and wouldn't you know, this dude is tearing into a bag of the red stuff like it's a capri sun. somehow he gets him into custody, where the dude refuses to talk because the lights are on, and mulder comes in with a lamp he put a red filter over, because he was prepared for vampire interrogation.
the vampire is going on about how what he did isn't murder because it's not like animals hunting prey is murder which is. not the greatest approach in terms of legal defense. mulder tells the guard that the guy is delusional and it's best to play along, and he believed this to be true... until he, quite literally, burned to a crisp in the sunlight. and died.
he's talking to the coroner and rattling off a bunch of vampire facts and says he didn't believe in vampires which is so funny to me because like. why is that where you draw the line, my friend. not at bigfoot and definitely not at aliens. but man. vampires are just too out there for spooky mulder. until now!
the coroner has a very funny line: "you are really upsetting me... on several levels" which seems to be the general effect fox mulder has on people. and also because i felt the same way about his dumbass actions during this episode.
coroner finds a stamp on the dead body's hand, which seems to come from a nightclub. so naturally our fbi agent ends up there.
you often see posts saying that "(insert character here) should be at the club". i fear that this is not the case for fox mulder, but it's possible that it's his suit and tie that are throwing me off. he just doesn't seem like he belongs there. i ask myself, where should he be instead? perhaps some sort of star wars convention would suit him better. a book signing with some author he likes. idk, an interior decorating festival. not here.
i shall use my verbatim words to walk you through the next scene:
"pause. he's talking to a woman who was looking into a compact without a mirror. so. vampire suspect. and now why are they getting so close together. and getting a drink. okay now they're leaving to a new spot together? AFTER she admits to vampirism"
(here she did some stuff that required me to look away from my screen due to my Weak Constitution. but also it would have felt necessary to look away anyway because it was getting... charged)
she tries to get him to... suck on her finger... but he won't do it because aids. which is fair. i think that's a smart move, actually. it's just that getting flirty with a vampire he knows was involved with a ton of killings was such a stupid move, i don't know why it's now the braincells start to kick in.
that kills the vibe, though, so she gets another guy to take his place and things escalate.
mulder pulls in at a restaurant called ra. nice! the sun god! and he is... through a window, witnessing some more slurping action. he seems to want to intervene and save this poor soul being feasted upon...
but the poor soul is no poor soul at all! he comes out and decks mulder, and delivers this line with stunning conviction: "i don't know who you are, freak, but we're two consenting adults" and with this, he is forced to flee.
and yeah. it made me laugh. my expectations for the genre were subverted. he signed up for that shit! what he did not sign up for, however, was the next part, where he was killed by the other vampires.
cut to investigating the crime scene. mulder has brought along a forensic dentist, which is a job i had no idea you could go into. he needs to see about those bites, which are very human.
next they go to vampire woman's house. it's a very nice place. mulder... opens her oven. and sees a loaf of bread in there. and i'm thinking, man, i hope this doesn't go where i think it's going. baked goods... ovens... i never want a vampire pregnancy arc. but he cracks open the loaf and something red spills out and somehow, this to him means that she is gone and isn't coming back. he can read the signs of the bread. so add that to his resume. what did the bread tell you, my liege?
he seems to have stayed in her house, however, because he's there when she's back, and says he knows she was using the bread as a charm to ward off evil. because apparently that's an eastern european thing, blood bread to warn off evil. sound off if any eastern europeans in the chat wanna confirm or deny.
anyway. he's IN this woman he thinks is a vampire's HOUSE? what the hell. mulder seriously i need you to stop and think. like you should have stopped and done some thinking a while ago. honestly i'm not mad i'm just disappointed. and he's like "i want to save you come with me before they kill you" ohhh big tough man needs to save her huh. make him feel good inside. huh. certainly no ulterior motive here...
she's monologing about her horrible childhood and how sweet blood tastes. um girl. don't lie to him like that. i have busted my lip open before that stuff does NOT taste sweet and dangerous. it's like a penny with rust that you found in a parking lot.
it seems her vampiric origin story, if to be believed, is that things simply got too kinky. which is a new take on the genre.
(it's also about being caught in an abusive relationship and the damage that inflicts, but it seems abusive boyfriend came into vampirism at his kinky parties and things escalated from there. which. well. it blew the eyebrows clean off my head, to be fair)
at this point we see that he is WEARING SCULLY'S NECKLACE? he says something like "it's from someone i lost" and she says that she "hopes he finds her"
i did not like the undertones here and certainly not the overtones. because i knew where this was going. he was shaving in her bathroom. and let me tell you something: there is only ever a shaving scene in media because the writer needs a way to get some blood out of someone's body and into the real world. and man. i knew it was coming.
but what i didn't see coming was her SHAVING HIM??? girl. i am uncomfy. and she does, of course, cut him, and then they kiss. aggressively. terribly aggressively. can anyone answer what was going on in a satisfactory manner?
but the gag is: the original vampire- who burnt to a crisp in the jail cell, and was the abusive ex she spoke of- HE'S WATCHING THEM THROUGH THE WINDOW!
he breaks in and taunts the vampire woman about how he had to "wait for her to finish" and i was like cool. thank you SO much for that mental image i'm super happy with it. i definitely don't feel like i need a shower. but then he's going on about how he can't be killed.
here, at the tail end of the episode, we learn the rules of vampirism in this world: a vampire cannot be killed by a non-vampire. and a non-vampire BECOMES a vampire by consuming the blood of a believer and also taking a life. it is only here we realize that this woman is not an actual vampire yet, she just appropriates their culture by drinking blood unnecessarily.
mulder's still sleeping in her bed and she's like "you need to leave" and she stabs the wall to make her evil ex think she's killing him. but when they go to break out, mulder ties him up quite handily and he gets in the car to escape with vampire woman. until ANOTHER vampire woman jumps on the hood of their car. and main vampire woman knocks her out for a bit by running into her with said car, which is super effective.
mulder's leaving the place in shambles, his shirt still unbuttoned, wandering down the side of the hill. back at the house, now that we know the vampire rules, main vampire woman says she can finally kill the evil vampire ex. and he's like how!! you haven't had the blood of a believer or taken a life. so. she licks the blood off her hands (unclear if it's hers or mulders tbh) and says she'll take her own life. and drops a match after pouring gasoline.
so. that brings that to an end. and shabby looking mulder sits on a hill as he learns all four in the house died.
the episode ends with him playing with scully's necklace. which i don't even sort of feel like unpacking right now but maybe another time.
probably not, though, because i just didn't like this episode. and yeah, a lot of it comes down to me not wanting to see mulder hook up with people who aren't scully. can you blame me? is it so wrong to have preferences in this world?
but also, narrative wise- do you honestly see the guy fucking off to cali while scully's still missing to deal with an unrelated problem instead of devoting every hour of his life to finding her, like we saw him do in the last episode? you expect me to think he just puts it off for a lil while? the guy who, just last episode, pulled his gun on the ski lift operator to get to the top where she might be a little faster, and then choked his one and only suspect out of fury? you're thinking this is the guy that's gonna go soak up some west coast rays?
and yeah, he was obviously not himself through the episode- very cold and analytical- but c'mon. we all want to bang a vampire. he's not special. i just personally wouldn't do that if my friend were gone. like how is that gonna help the situation. be so for real. time and place!
and also the whole only learning the rules of being a vampire about 5 minutes before they need it to be plot relevant. that annoyed me too.
overall, mulder, like i said, i'm not mad, just disappointed.
let me know what you thought on this episode- i try to not be a hater, but i also understand that hating in small doses can be good for the soul. if it's a widely beloathed episode i'll feel better in my judgement as i join a long tradition of haters who have come before me.
#i think i shall choose to ignore this episode going forward#sometimes he is so violently a Man it's shocking.#like the sexy tool calendar? i cannot keep defending him. throwing tomatoes as we speak. they're splattering his shirt.#man if i was missing and i learned my friend hooked up with a vampire to distract from the sorrow i'd be pissed as hell#i'd be all#and how did that help the situation. did it lead you to find me. why weren't you LOOKING for me.#is this vampire more important to you? is she gonna take my place? answer your 3 am calls and stand up for you against workplace bullying?#and you WORE my NECKLACE? the one my MOTHER GAVE ME? as a birthday present when i was 15? when you FUCKED HER?#THE HOLY CROSS MY CATHOLIC MOM GAVE ME? you wore it while i was MIA? inside a VAMPIRE?#oh i would never let that GO! if i were scully i would simply never let him live that down. it would be awkward asf between us for a bit#sighs. maybe i'm too petty. maybe i hold a grudge too deeply. all things that have been said about me before!#scully baby if ur reading this i would NEVER engage in any sort of recreational activity until i found u again okay? don't settle for less#juni's x files liveblog#2x07#txf#the x files
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i may not be into fauxcest but i am absolutely a friend of the family
#does this make sense????#like i genuinely cannot be involved in those dynamics myself as much as i actually would love it#(and i would have loads of fun!! but my nervous system hates it so i Do Not want to be in a dynamic like that)#but i am that family friend whos maybe an aunt or uncle or something of the sort even tho they're literally not related#nd everyone affirms regularly they Are Not blood related but still loved as family a#but they're invited to the family gatherings and know yalls birthdays and your mom/sister/whoever tells them your dirty secrets sometimes#and they love you so much. indecipherable from your family. but if anyone ever asked you'd go “well thats not REALLY my aunt but you know.#family friends.“ and yeah#anyway im not making this rbable bc i dont feel like having ppl get weird ab this but also like#this has been rotating in my head for DAYS#(also pls dont suggest i try these kinds of dynamics again ik from experience its not for me!! but this is where i can engage also and i#think its a really fun concept)
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sunday doodles ヽ(>∀ <☆)ノ
#★ my art#art#honkai sr#honkai star rail#hsr sunday#sunday hsr#sorry ill go back to drawing aventurine Dont Ask What Happened To Me.#it was for my uh MY FRIEND YEAH. haha.#sorry about the dog i found that at a store it scared me so bad#my mom picked it up and went ‘oh this is cute’ and i thought about it for the rest of the day#Please. Please tell me someone else sees how scary that dang dog birthday card is
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What was the game you licked?
Breathe of the Wild lmao
#anonymous#ask#my switch and BOTW were a birthday present from a friend#I believe it was the first birthday I had after moving in with the other Q#bought a lil tv for it after cuz mom INSISTED I spent the bday money she sent and not throw it into savings
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"We are just making sure our mistress stays nice and cosy"
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do you ever think about how crazy life is. like at 9 years old before i even really understood the rules of football i was devastated that germany lost a world cup semifinal. and now at 27 i've spent three years of my life making friends on this silly little website that i can't imagine life without and i'm genuinely orienting my life in such a way that i could come live in germany if i wanted to
#looking at my photos w emily and katherina feeling emo 🥲#like what a crazy life.#on my birthday my mom was like#when you were born i would never have imagined that id be sitting here in germany at the euros with you as an adult#i really do sometimes feel powerful#my whole family on this trip bc of the power of my love for football#my best friend is going to an f1 race next month because of me#my roommate is going to their second w me in the fall#like yes my ability to hyperfixate on things is somewhat dangerous#but also i've managed to drag so many people into my love for things#it's a bit beautiful#anyway im rambling now#this is what you get when i spend a whole day by myself just thinking#bella things
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What's your earliest memory?
Earliest… He stopes and thinks for a moment. I think my earliest memory is me spending time with my dad in his work shop. My older brother and sister were playing a little too rough, and I got hurt while trying to play with them. My mom was to busy dealing with my younger brother, since he was still a newborn, so my dad watched me while he was working. He ended up giving me an old lock and key to play with, and it ended up being my favorite toy ever since. I think I still have it somewhere, actually… I’ll have to see if I can find it…
#asks#anon#chilchuck#chilchuck tims#chilchuck dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#ooc: fun fact! my earliest memory is of my second birthday#my moms friends kids were about 5-8 ish right#so they had these bubble guns they were playing with#and i had gotten a hold of one#and mimicked the boys right#and fired it at one of them#but aimed for the face and got it in his eyes#and the blood curdling scream he let out shook me so hard it forced me into sentience#i went from dumbass baby to fully conscious human being in that moment#and the memory is seared into my brian forever#which is impressive since i have horrible memory otherwise#that’s the moment it clicked i had an affect on the world around me#and it could be a bad one if i wasn’t carful lmao
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crazy to think that people my age want to have sex… and that many of them have had sex before… and that they are actively seeking out people to have sex with….. and that they talk about sex with their other sex-having friends……. couldn’t be me but y’all have fun tho! stay safe out there and stuff
#idk i just don’t think about having sex with specific people. mostly i think about it as a concept i guess#i think it could be a very positive experience with the right person/people#and if someone trusted me enough to share that level of vulnerability with them i would be beyond honored#but y’all just met 8 hours ago!#how do you already trust each other that much!!#and that’s not slutshaming or whatever i just really do not understand#like i still don’t know exactly what i am but it’s definitely some flavor of#asexual#same goes for drinking/drugs tbh#like you wanna go ingest mind altering substances in a loud environment with flashing lights and strangers?#have fun or whatever ill be Literally Anywhere Else. call if you need a dd#this thought prompted by me finding a ‘fuck marry kill: actors edition’ card game on the shelf downstairs#and asking my mom why it was there#and her replying ‘well i got it cause it looked fun and i figured you could take it to (friend)’s birthday party’#and i was like why would i want to do that?? and then i remembered#ace chats
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