#birthday blitz

[cuckoo-on-a-string]

Upcoming

This week I plan/hope to post updates for Promises and Mr. Monster.

I'm also... uh... probably gonna debut my latest shame. Here's a teaser board.

[satoumafuyuss]

when ur forced to go to a shitty party with your moms side of the family for your 18th birthday so you bring your sister who says “yo fuck this” and runs off with you back home to celebrate your birthday in peace 😤

[leavethebagelalone]

"i love you, momma"

my take on a beautiful scene from @its-just-me-7's incredible fic, disguised intentions

[cloudysfluffs]

oh hey look i actually bothered to make the tickly version to this piece!! this is what was going on in my head when i drew the og

kink/nsfw/fetish blogs dni please!!!

[inu-jiru]

Jazz's "Apology Tour" ramble

Episode was trash, let's go.

First off, the whole "Fuck Blitzo" party is so stupid to me, like you're telling me this 30-something year old man had intimate relationships with ALL these demons and HE was the sole thing that ruined ALL of them?

And how did Verosika even find out about Stolas? Like I know Ozzie's happened, but how'd she hear about their "breakup" (they weren't together but whatever, show)?

Why the FUCK does Verosika care about Stolas being an uwu sad victim of mean old Blitzo aside from everyone being written to want to huff Stolas' sad boi farts?

Why is no one trying to kill Stolas like in Loo Loo Land, like suddenly we're just cool with the oppressive racist now (who am I kidding, the rank system doesn't exist anymore unless the "meanie supremacist" characters bring it up I guess)?

Don't think I'm trying to be "Blitzo's#1Bitch69" or anything, but Season 2 is just so gross in how they've written him. Either he's the big bully meanie for hating his abuser, or they've had him commit the most out of pocket atrocities (like possibly SAing Stolas since he was technically drunk or the circus incident or the shit he pulled with Verosika because what the fuck kinda trauma makes you steal someone credit card for horse riding lessons???) that they just gloss over because fuck having Blitzo actually progress normally or Stolas taking actual responsibility for his own actions, let's just speed through everything so it's back to Stolitz City, don't think about the implications. I just can't stand itttt, I still like and pity Blitz to an extent but his writing is killing meeee

Stolas, stop whimpering about being wanted YOU HAVE A KID WHO HAS STILL NOT APPEARED SINCE SEEING STARS WHERE IS SHE?

Am I really hearing that people are hating the dude flirting with Stolas like come on yall STOLITZ IS NOT OFFICIAL YET CHILL

I've honestly started skipping through episodes, like I can't fucking listen to "WAHHHHH BLITZO I WANT YOU TO WANT ME" for the millionth time, I wish this episode could've just been Blitzo and Verosika facing their issues or something I just don't wanna see this owl loser act like a victim anymoreeee

Man really said "when have I ever been condescending?" SEASON ONE???? How about every time you grab his face and call him out of his name and watch him be shot at while demanding he come over one a month? Oh, but when Blitz starts doing it back it's "Oh I'm uncomfortable ooOoOoo stop it Blitz hnnghhh I don't like it :C :C :C", like whatever man.

The Striker comment was dumb and wrong but that's because Stolas is dumb and wrong

Honestly I feel like I'm repeating the same points I and others have made in the past so all imma say is, I hope Octavia and Stella are enjoying their off-screen and better written adventures together. I'm gonna draw some AU stuff now to give my eyes something better to look at.

OH I forgot to talk about Verosika, uh, she was there? I honestly think she should just get over herself at this point, idk when she and Blitz broke up but what the fuck is it about this clown that she was so enamored over where she's this hurt? I can get being mad about her credit card and Blitz being a lazy partner but if that's the case, I fail to see how they got to a point where she got his name tatted on her arm. Idk it's weird

The Mayweather shit or whatever her name is was pointless and made no sense, like "I want you to kill this woman who made me attempt to kill her and myself but now we're dating" like? Hey Vivzie if yall can callback to that why can't yall call back to Stolas being a creep huh?

EDIT: They really made that fuckass "it's hell" excuse canon, huh? Like, it doesn't even make sense in the context of Blitz saying that, like people say "it's hell" because Biblically speaking, it's where those who truly oppose God in order to live a life of wickedness go as just punishment. Blitz the equivalent of a regular guy in Hell unlike the Hazbin characters, he shouldn't understand that there's a better alternative to Hell because he's not human and never had any opportunity to learn about Heaven or God (unless it's just in their DNA or something idk who knows with this show)

[rulffoxton]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRANDON ROGERS (Blitzø VA) 🔥

So today is Brandon Rogers birthday! The legendary VA of Blitzø and Kattie Killjoy. I decided to make this art of Blitzø for his birthday. This is actually my first time drawing him too, had to experiment on the art.

Blitzø is my second favorite character in Helluva Boss (with Stolas being the first) and even though he is very flawed, I really want to see him happy.

In this art, Blitzø is doing Overwatch over hell using his sniper rifle. I always love seeing him with weapons, he looks badass and just so cool.

Brandon Rogers did a great job voicing him. Happy Birthday, I give all best wishes for you Mr. Rogers. Stay being awesome! ❤️❤️

Art by me~

[lovegiroke]

The fact that Apology tour might actually release in 20 minutes on my birthday is insane, I get to se my hot wife Verosika in my birthday:)

And I DID we Ayylmaos video

update, sorry in late but it did (6/22)

[murderluv23]

Ex-fucking-cuse me, Helluva Boss?!

Ya'll. Fuck you!!

[sallieraptor]

I can't believe it's been already 5 years of HB. I remember first watching it when the pilot was released 😭💕

[angelshizuka]

That Helluva Short about Millie and Sallie May was kinda fitting timing for me, since today my sister came to visit me for my birthday and we went into the city, since it's also a national holiday and everything.

Though, we mainly hunted the flea markets for cheap second-hand stuff, that's always my fave thing to do on King's Day.

Afterwards we went to my place for "tompouce" (Dutch pastry) and as we were scrolling through our phones I came across an angst Stolitz video (because what other kinda videos are these two getting anymore at this point...)

I showed it to her like "They're so cute, I just want them to be happy together, but-- *incoherent mumble crying*" and my sister looked at me like I was crazy (I am).

These two have taken over my life, I swear...

[onefootin1941]

Mrs. Miniver", directed by William Wyler and starring Greer Garson, Walter Pidgeon, Teresa Wright and Richard Ney, 1943.

[meringuecream7]

Happy birthday Minori!

[shazos]

Blitz!! 💥🎉

oc by @just-ornstein !

[starsaught]

you know how parents plan your name to use against you whenever you do something wrong?

stolas was smart to give via a middle name. because if someone were to just say octavia, instead of via, she'll be relaxed, like ok that's her name nbd.

add her middle name? you'll never see the fear appear faster.

[anxiousseas]

~Another Year, Star Child~

Redraw of a Birthday/ New Year drawing I did last year that I'm now using as a yearly redraw

[doctorcanon]

I cant fucking wait to get blackout drunk in a pretty dress.