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HI SO IVE BEEN GOIGN THROUGH YOUR LIKE RAMBLES AABOUT HATAKE'S AND STUF HEHEHE AND I LOVE YOUR TAKES SO I JUST WANNA KNOW ON HOW FEEL ABOYUT HAIRY HATAKE'S
LIKE KAKASHI IS TOO SKIN
GIVWE THIS GUY BODY FUR
IVE NEVER THOUGHT AB IT?
Immediatley Im reminded of that one post pointing out how no one in Naruto has body hair and speculating ab how whoever is in charge of ANBU uniforms has those boys on a schedule of waxing regularly. Which is funny on several levels as well as being interesting when u start thinking ab it being about like, the potential of leaving hairs behind at a crime scene or something
The ANBU uniform person is just VIOLENTLY against body hair, they want their bois smooth and shiny no matter the gender for uniform reasons
Grabbing that and smashing it into fuzzy Kakashi tho, just for you
Waxing for ANBU sucks when your clan is is biologically inclined towards being extra hairy all around, 0/10 Kakashi would not recommend
When he left ANBU, he kept doing it out of habit and also he was a little embaressed ab itâ which also plays into just how much skin he tends to keep covered up with the turtleneck and the long sleeves and the mask and everything
But as time passed and he began to relax into a less stressful life, along with being able to gain some good healthy weight, he also stopped with the uniform waxing (in this house we stan a skinny character putting meat back on their bones as a show of them healing)
He's very pale and his body hair is even lighter than his hair, so it tends to blend in unless you're close enough to notice or are looking for it, so it actually took him a little bit to notice and remember it was growing back in
Kakashi stomach fluff,,,,
Once he was out drinking with Genma, Gai and some of the others, and Genma started drunkenly petting his arm bc he thought it was a dog. Kakashi did not know how to react to this so he simply chose not to (I love u compartementalization king)
He however could no longer ignore it when the others noticed and began to join in, and then poofed away to go stare at a wall or perhaps lay face down in a ditch in embaressment
The next day he mentions to Tenzo he's thinking about going back to just waxing it off regularly and suddenly someone (pick your poison: his students, his friends, a love interest, who knows) is knocking down his door like "DO NOT REMOVE THE FLUFF ITS YOUR BEST ASSET!!!!!!" as he very confusedly asks how they know where he lives (Tenzo ratted him out)
Anyways hope this helped feed whatever you were looking to feed, thanks for the ask
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bird your recent sakumo headcanon is legitimately the funniest thing i've ever seen đ
Yay I'm so glad you liked it !! I think the world would be a better (funnier) place if we embraced the true chaos and comedy of officially recognized Konoha's Sexiest Man(tm), Sakumo
Kakashi actually never takes off his mask bc he looks a lot like his dad and refuses to unpack that can of trauma but also bc he refuses to risk people being weird about him too. Tragically a destiny he is doomed to have anyways bc people will never not be normal ab Konoha's favorite Hatake's
#official konoha sexy man Sakumo is my roman empire#hatake sakumo#sakumo hatake#birds asks#kakashi hatake#hatake kakashi#birds fic talk
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Ha! Sounds like challenge!
#ask blog#furry character#furry#art#artists on tumblr#anthro#birds#my art#furry oc#random character#sexy pose#sexy chick#cute#sketch#sketches#drawing
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Fucking Hawks, what the fuck are you so pretty for? Stupid.
#stupid sexy hawks#endeavorâs musings#that damn bird#endeavor#enji todoroki#mha ask blog#mha hawks#endhawks
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ĘââÉ US, TRUST, LOVE .ĘââÉ JJK
PAIRING: Jungkook x Reader
SUMMARY: a little party never hurt no body⌠right?
WARNINGS: sex. Mentions of sex. Mixed/unresolved feelings. Drinking, hangover. Etc.
GENRE: best friends brother au
WC: no clue. Too lazy to actually find out haha. Enjoy this!
Previously⌠nextâŚ
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THERE was no way Jungkook was seeing what he was right now. It felt as if he was about to pop, explode all over the kitchen counter as he sipped on his drink. As if all the non alcoholic drinks were actually laced, making him nauseated. Or maybe it was the fact you were on the table, dancing with Yeji and a few other girls, screaming your lungs out.
Your entire body moved fluidly with the song, bumping and grinding against some girl he had no idea of. Your head thrown back on her shoulder, her hands in your hair as she pecked your shoulder, and though Jungkook knows you wouldnât go for another person while sleeping with him, he couldnât seem to extinguish the pure jealousy in the depth of his stomach.
What made him nauseous was the fact you were about to fall of the table and you were shooing him away, telling him to leave. And he was about two seconds away from jumping out his skin when your heeled foot would come too close to the edge of the poorly built table.
He wasnât jealous you were having fun, no. He was actually happy, and seeing you like this made his mind spiral into places he didnât currently need it to be. What made him jealous is the fact that you could so freely dance against the girl the way he wanted you to dance with him. But he couldnât, not when Yeji was there, already suspecting both of you since your first rendezvous.
You did a great job in hiding your hickeys, until you stretched, and your stomach was revealed in purple bruises trailing down to your pelvis. You made up some shitty story about a one night stand, but she wasnât 100% convinced, especially when Jungkook smiled at you and you smiled back, explaining to her how you made up last night.
She bought the story for now, but another slip up and sheâd one hundred percent figure it out.
âKook, she needs to go home, like right now. Sheâs far too drunkâ Yeji yelled over the music.
â I know that! But she isnât listeningâ he mimicked her tone.
âGoddamit! Youâre thrice the size of her, pick her up and throw her in your car and bring her home safely before she breaks her leg!â She scoffs.
He looked at her for a whole second, not saying anything, âfineâ.
He stalked to the table, trying to figure out how to grab you without you trashing around in his hold, but the second he reached the table, you yelled out no, distancing yourself the slightest bit.
He gave you a warning look, to which you poked your tongue out and he sighed, god you got so brave and bratty when youâre drunk, ây/n, down now!â
âNoâ you shook your head giggling, âIâm having fun Kookie, canât you see?â
âYes I can see that,â he agreed, âbut I can also see that youâre about one drink away from ending up in the hospital. Down, nowâ.
âIâm not your dog, Jungkook, let me be happy!â You fought back, just as he presumed you would.
He knew this would happen, which is why he leaned forward, grabbing the back of your knees and throwing you over his shoulder, ignoring your protests and the way you slapped his back cursing him out. Damn youâre so brave when youâre drunk, youâd never behave like this sober.
Nodding to Yeji she gives him the green light to go, and so he does, holding you with one arm wrapped around your waist and the other opening the entrance door of the house, the second heâs in safe distance, his palm meets your soft ass hidden behind your satin red dress, you gasped followed by a whimper.
âThat hurt Kookâ you whined.
âIâm awareâ he says.
âIt was also hotâ you chuckled, snorting afterwards.
Jungkook shook his head, dropping you onto your butt in the passenger seat of his Benz, still protesting, âIâm not even drunk I promiseâ.
âThatâs very convincing, did it ever work on anyone?â He scoffed, buckling your seatbelt.
âI donât think soâ
âYeah, I figuredâ he chuckled, closing your door but not before switching the door to child lock, he went around the car, sliding into the drivers side, and sighing deeply.
âYouâre such a party pooper when youâre soberâ.
âAnd youâre such a spoiled brat when youâre drunkâ he countered, starting the engine and pulling out of the parking spot swiftly.
âI am not spoiled!â
âYou are, youâre also quite brave when youâre drunkâ he added, one hand on the steering wheel while the other rested between his legs lazily.
âJust cause youâve a big dick doesnât mean Iâve to listen to youâ you grumbled, pouting slightly while looking out the window.
âKeep being so bratty and you wonât be getting any of this dick anymoreâ.
Now that is a warning that had you silent, only side eyeing him as you pouted, arms crossed over your chest and an incoherent sentence leaving your pretty lips before you whined, âI forgot my phone!!!â
âI have itâ he says, smirking at you as he stopped at a red light.
âStop looking at me like thatâ.
âLike whatâ
âLike a predatorâ you said, putting your palm on top of his lazily rested one, intertwining your fingers with his and digging your nails gently into the inside of his thigh.
âYouâre so beautifulâ he murmured, the lights flashing to green, reflecting in his eyes as he pulled off and into the city.
âSo are youâ you brought his hand to yours, softly pecking his soft hand as he practically melted into the seat, smiling to himself as you continued pecking his hand.
âI appreciate you, you know that?â You mumbled softly, afraid of the pulsing feeling in your chest.
âI know,â he spoke softly, â I hope you know I appreciate you too.â
âI knowâ you smiled, looking out the window with a small grin.
The blooming and pounding feelings in your chest scared both of you, itâs not something Jungkook has felt before, you however have, at least something similar to this, except these feelings are ten fold more powerful than with your ex, and that, that scares the life out of you, because youâre not sure if itâs okay, if itâs returned. What would Yeji say? Sheâd probably hate you.
Reaching your house too quickly snapped you out of your drunken thoughts, not willing to let go of the warmth of his palm, âstay with me tonight?â.
He leaned back into his seat, staring into your eyes intently, âgive me a reasonâ.
No matter what, heâd still stay, in fact the second you asked the question he knew the answer. He just wanted to tease you, in return though, he was met with your cat like gaze, and a smirk on your lips, âdid you know⌠that,â your face so close to his own he could smell the cherry vodka of you, âmorning sex is a great hangover remedy?â
His brows shot up, playing your little game so well, âoh really? Mmm I must try it then.â
âYou could,â you whispered, eyes focused on his red lips, âtomorrow morning?â
âThat quick? Damn, seems like I canât pass up a chance like thatâ his voice was husky, melting you like fire to ice.
âYeah, I wouldnât pass it upâ.
His lips brushed yours and you could feel yourself getting more intoxicated by him, but all too soon his body was further away from you, his hand leaving yours before he chuckled at your pout, and exited the car helping you out before leading you to your apartment door carefully.
Stumbling into your living room with a giggle, you immediately go for the zipper of your red dress, struggling as you wobbled side to side, heels clicking off the floor which each shaky step you took. Jungkook sighed, rubbing his face to rid himself of the slight fatigue.
âLet me help youâ he says, stabilising your rocky body by holding your hips with his hands, palms completely engulfing your hip bones. Your back to his front as his rough fingers pulled the zipper down, helping you pull the dress off, he licked is lips, the sight of you in your matching black and nude lacy lingerie had his breathing picking up in pace, but ever the gentleman, he shook himself out of his horny state, and sat you down carefully on the arm rest of the sofa.
Dropping to his knees, you watched as he gently lifted your left leg, hand rubbing up and down softly as he pecked your calve, before untying the silver heel and setting your foot free, doing the exact same to the other leg, kissing upon both legs as he slowly lifted off the ground. He towered over you, pushing himself between your legs as he gently grabbed your head and kissed your forehead, before pecking your lips in the sweetest kiss possible, melting all the ice possible, gosh heâs so cute.
âLetâs get you changed into something comfortableâ he says, humming after in question Before your palm moulded into his and he lead you to your room.
âIâve your shirt in the bottom drawerâ you mumbled in no shame at all, but should he be surprised when heâs literally spent more time at your place than at his own? Aside of training of course.
Pulling the shirt out as asked, he comes back around to you still sitting in the same position on the bed as he left you in, dropping the folded shirt beside you before he reached around you and unhooked your bra in one swift motion.
âCan you get my granny panties for me? Pleaseâ you asked so cutely, for a second he was confused at your request, or more specifically on what granny panties meant, before it clicked in his head that you meant your comfortable underwear.
Trying to suppress his smile, he turned back around to your drawer, already knowing where you store your so called granny panties since heâs had to get them for you multiple times when you start your period unexpectedly, grabbing his favourite ones, pink with black little hearts, he sets it out on the bed as well.
âAw you even got the brief ones! God youâre the best, you know that?â You mumbled to him as he stood you up once again.
âTheyâre my favourite ones, they beat all the sexy onesâ he smirks, confessing his little secret as he slides your thong down your legs, your hands on his shoulders as you step out of them.
âThis looks familiarâ your voice held such a teasing tone, your brows wiggling as he looked up at you briefly, he grabbed the underwear he set out for you and started putting them on you, once he reached your hips he snapped the black band on your skin gently, before laying a sweet kiss below your belly button.
He helped you put your (his) shirt over you head, before quickly helping you take your makeup off and joining you in bed, arm wrapped around your waist as he kissed between your shoulder blades, âyou mean the world to meâ.
He must have thought you were asleep, because as his nose nuzzled in the crook of your neck, he kissed a sweet spot and muttered, âwhat are you doing to me Y/Nâ.
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Jungkook was beyond patient, sitting with you in the kitchen as you groaned that you were going to throw up, though it never actually happened. He rubbed your back, helped you brush your teeth and then sat you down at the counter, now actively blending his perfect hangover cure, as he likes to call it.
âIâm never drinking againâ you whimper, head down on the counter, cheek pressed against the coldness to help your hot temperature.
âIâve heard that come out of your mouth far too many times.â He scoffed with a light chuckle.
âI mean it this timeâ you countered.
The cup was smacked onto the counter in front of you, his tattooed hand gripping the cup tightly âdrink upâ.
âKook that looks like something a dog threw upâ the yellow liquid thick and foaming at the top.
âYeah but it helps. So drinkâ
âI am not putting that in my mouthâ
He leaned against the counter, both palms holding his weight as he looked you in the eyes, a small smirk playing amongst his lips, âIâve seen you take other things in your mouth, donât act soft nowâ.
Cheeks heating up quite quickly, you bite your tongue hold your breathe and gulp the drink down. There was definitely turmeric and ginger in it, and maybe a hint of garlic, all in all it was spicy and hideous and youâd much rather use his cum as a hangover cure than this, seeming as he didnât bother to throw on a shirt on his top half.
âGood girlâ he praised, your mind immediately shutting down at the praise.
âDonât say thatâ you whined, lips pouted.
âWhy? Bet youâre wet hm?â He was quick with his response, rounding the counter and breathing on your neck, pecking a sweet kiss on your soft spot.
The morning was spontaneous, him buried deep inside you, taking you on the counter like the first time you connected like this with him. It was sweet, hot and satisfying.
The more you spend time with him, though, the more you realise how your heart flutters at his voice, the way you find everything about him endearing and comforting, like heâs perfect. Because in your eyes he is, despite the fact that more than a half a year ago you hated him, well no, actually, you always had some sort of thing for him. Ever since you befriended Yeji at just 12 years old.
You watched him go from a doe eyed boy to a man, a man full of tattoos, seduction and so goddamn hot.
But somewhere between your teen years, youâve realised you had a thing for his round bug eyes, silky like chocolate and big like buttons. He told you silly jokes, played basketball with you when Yeji wasnât home from her dance practices yet.
Heâs always been kind hearted, you knew that. But somewhere between the line of infatuation and undeniable desire, youâve found a smear, of which could only be described as faux hatred. Though it was far from any malicious feelings. It was jealous, strong palpable jealousy and anger. Because you didnât believe Jungkook saw you as anything more than his sisters best friend. He had many friends, girlfriends and flings, and you couldnât see yourself mixed in that crossfire. But you were wrong.
Now you think, at least, thereâs a slight chance? Right? Well, youâre not sure. You hope there is, now that both of you roamed the very thin crack of a situation-ship, but thatâs exactly what it is. Itâs fragile, like a sheet of ice. If one of you got too intense, engulfed with the flames of the raging fire between each others tension and want, you could melt it. Dissipate it just like the sun would.
If one of you so much as took a heavier step, itâd crack, break and get swallowed by whatever is beneath it. Perhaps, the slight distrust? The dithering and apprehensive feelings?. It already had small cracks for the previous argument. Where both of you got burned, flew just right before the sun, igniting and scorching a hand full of feathers of your wings. You only got so much to spare of them.
The feelings mixed into this were fearful. At least on your part. They were frantic, barely tameable. Soaring so high it could suffocate you. You knew that.
Yet somehow, you still found yourself in the compromising position of being impaled by his dick once again.
The sex this time was different. It was a lot more intimate. So much was mixed into it. The way his lips kissed you, they had a certain need behind them. They could barely leave yours, and if they did it was only to share another few pecks to your chest and neck. The strokes of his cock were gentle, slow and deep. Meaningful almost. The way his fingers intertwined with yours above your head, and his skin was practically melting with yours. You were sure you would smell him on your body after.
His eyes held something close to undeniable admiration. You could see it, by the way his forehead rested against yours, eyes locked, both breathing into each other, letting your breathes mix, his lips hovering over yours, teasing. It was all different, a whole new territory. And it was so unhealthy for your mind.
Jungkook, wasnât good for your health.
It shouldnât be helpful for you. The constant sex with the unresolved feelings. God it was a mess. Such a beautiful wary mess. But you loved. You loved every part of it, the way your legs are clamped around his waist, nails digging into the pits of his back, his hand on your thigh and the other stroking your hair softly as you ride each others highs out.
Cuddling wasnât generally a part of the post sex routine. But it was nice, to have him curl his arm around you, pulling your back into chest. Nose nuzzled into your hair and lips pecking your head.
âWe have a lot to discuss.â He whispered so softly into your ear, both of you dozing off.
âI knowâ.
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A/N: anyway, this was so short and simple but guys the way I literally forgot I had a short book to finish off lmfao đ
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what are your fav crack ships of aftg? personally me i love allison and kevin two bitches slaying love to see it
WHEHE well obviously its kevseth to me im too invested in the lore i made up in my head with @rabidfoxt to ever actually answer anything else when it comes to absolute favorite, i think hardly any other interactions in the book beat "i'm sick of him getting everything he wants because he's kevin day". like the jealousy! the tension! the hatred! the resentment! you have everything i want and i dont know what id do with myself if i wanted you too. you couldnt believe in me if you tried so i will make you hate me before you can get to that conclusion yourself. LIKE ITS PERFECT. ITS PERFECT
other than that though. (grabs you by your cheeks) listen to me. kevrenee. kevrenee is good and true. kevin acting out and being met with affectionate patience. trying to get renee to snap and hurt him and realizing she's not going to. knowing she COULD hurt him, knowing the extent of her mercy when she chooses not to. It's Real. It's Too Real. renee couldnt fix him but she could make him believe in a kind god when he looks at her
also if im being EVEN MORE real its kevjeanrenee. but i will abstain from sounding insane on main
#i love kevallison too its just that kevrenee man. hits different#its about immovable object vs unstoppable force#its about being annoying and callous and a brat and seeing renee not once raise a hand to hurt him for it#its about letting her gather him in her arms and run her nails down his neck and know she could snap it#its about renee rubbing her thumb against the corner of his eye and saying quietly under her breath#'you really are pretty'#DO YOU GET IT. DO YOUUU#(panting) (shaking) its about believing in a god only when renee says he should#asks#kevrenee#IM REAL. IM SO REAL#kevin could be her little bird. he could be her little songbird. if you even care#plus they could wrestle and get real sexy about it. maybe she could hold his face to the carpet idk idk. ass up face down pretty boy#im like if the oracle from greek mythology was an autistic high femme
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I relapsed into MHA again and discovered something awful :)
So of course I did what any sane person would do and keysmashed the five stages of grief to my brother-
â ď¸ Spoilers for My Hero Academia season 6 â ď¸
Twice was such a lovely character, man. Heâs been dead in the manga for years but god do I miss him
#my hero academia#bnha spoilers#twice mha#COME BACK#THE ANIME JUST ISNâT THE SAME WITHOUT YOU#I MISS HIM SO MUCH#ok but can we talk about that scene for a second#Dabi absolutely burnt the shit outta him#absolutely cooked him#dabi#mha hawks#if you asked me a week ago if I condoned this I wouldâve said hell no#thats my fucking bird husband#but NOW?#DO IT AGAIN#YOU DIDNâT DO IT ENOUGH#THAT WAS SO FUCKING SEXY OF HIM#STEP ON ME#what who said that
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for sinday: any headcanons regarding Stolas' cloaca?~
mmyes there are some tidbits here and there, this hc post has most of my (probably outdated) thoughts on my stolas' cloaca, but here are some more ...
stolas is a demon prince who may take a variety of forms - such as feral, avian and even human. whilst the latter is a disguise, his feral form is widely considered his true demonic form, and the avian form is his 'resting' one. by default he takes the shape of an anthropomorphic owl; this means that whilst he may borrow most traits from an owl's anatomy and physiology, he will have ones that are unique to him (and can change some and shape shift at will, through magic.)
his cloaca is both functional and pretty; rather than a ring-shape, it is more of a soft slit of folds covered by a tuft of tiny downy feathers.
it can self lubricate with semen, so when he is aroused, he gets 'wet' with his own pre-cum.
the skin of the cloaca itself is very tender and sensitive, rife with nerve endings.
stolas loves overall stimulation of his cloaca, he will sing praises at the attention given: he likes to rub and grind it, caressing, fingering and receiving oral sex, particularly rimming.
when masturbating, he will rub it with his talons or grind against a pillow or a hard edge; the outside is more sensitive than the inside, so while he will enjoy fingering himself and using sex toys to penetrate, he still prefers to play with the surface skin.
#â˝ [ ÉŞ Ęá´á´ á´ á´Ę á´Ąá´Ęs á´
á´ĘĘɪɴɢ | ANSW.]#Anonymous#â˝ [ á´ĘĘ á´Ęá´É´á´ á´á´á´É´ Ęá´á´Ę á´ĘĘá´É´á´ | HC]#[it's not sinday but we do what we want]#[and stolas is feeling frisky so have some cloaca talk]#[i read somewhere that birds can masturbate when they're frisky and can not unsee it]#[anyway if you want more sexy canons ...just ask ;)]#cw suggestive#cw sex mention
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what are you currently playing on the piano? What piece have you always wanted to play?
apart from carrots, what vegetables do you grow?
c beloved huehuehue
this is the current song i'm learning, love's sorrow arranged by rachmaninov. it is beautiful and it is giving me a lot of problems because it is unfortunately rachmaninov. if you notice the song played to perfection is 4:35 long. i am... not playing it in four minutes that's for sure lol. a work in progress.
the piece i've always wanted to play is of course la campanella by listz. the piano piece. listen to this version by evgeny kissin which i like best, but @ivettel ames might have different suggestions kekekeke! it is very very very far from me at the moment because i took a long ass time off classical music and i'm slowly finding my way back to it. huehuehue. it'll be awhile before i dare attempt this piece. but i hope i will one day.
oh my god you're asking about my vegetables i'm about to become an unskippable cutscene
look at my gooseberries and cherry tomatoes! look at my zucchini! the most perfectest zucchini ever! look at my silly looking garlic! look at my chilis that are so shiny and glossy and way too spicy for me! and look at the lil ladybug hanging out on my carrot stems!
i'm not good at this by any means i usually just throw seeds into the ground and call it a day but you know what i've learned? things just wanna grow.
#and then everything wants to eat it#rats aphids birds you name it#my kale was not sexy enough for a photo there were too many bugs#i'll let you in on a secret i'm not actually a big vegetable fan#why do i do this you ask?#i just like growin!#kekekeke#athy texts#ask game
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are there any particularly funny submissions/reasons given?
oh, all of the reasons are pretty funny! im gonna have to say THIS is my favorite though:
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I saw the Genshin/Naruto crossover and I'm losing it over the shenanigans because okay, picture the adepti are there too. I could picture Xianyun and Ping just freakin' stealing kids left and right. They're both acting like the other one is having a problem with their hoard of feral ninja children and then Moon Carver and Mountain Shaper are having like a gay old time having a vacation but their peaceful times keep being interrupted by Ping and Cloud Retainer (and they only act grumpy but it is heartening seeing their old friends so happy even if it does mean their mountains will likely be bustling with children once they get home.) Zhongli is like vaguely aware but he's got his hands full with his own business so he's just like "it's fine :)"
Crying actually I think this is my first fic related ask ever I'm putting it up on my wall to frame
NO BUT I LOVE THAT?? They're both creating their own little found family armies of deadly children. They mean well 100% but to outsiders looking in (aka village officials) it kind of looks like they're starting some sort of army.
Xiao pops in with Gaara and Shukaku like "look what I found" and both Ping and Cloud Retainer are making grabby hands at them like "ohoho hand them to me I will make sure they are well taken care of :)" But Xiao goes "fuck off this one is mine" and teleports away, deciding to ask someone else for parenting advice
In his travels for whatever reason he had run into Kakashi, one of possibly the worst possibly people he could ask for parenting advice for several reasons. But for whatever idea he's under the impression he makes for a ""good father"" for team 7 (much to Kakashi's distress) so he's just appearing in Kakashi's appartment out of nowhere to demand parenting advice.
And Kakashi is like: ok, the strange rogue ninja I ran into months ago on a mission broke into my home. But he's not . . . Hostile?
And so he plays along
The conversation finally ends with Xiao nodding and thanking him for his advice, maybe saying something vague about coming back later if he needs more to which Kakashi just goes "Please don't."
Then he drops Gaara's name (Gaara, who's kidnapping and status of jinchuriki and very messy kidnapping a week ago now has already leaked to the public) and Kakashi record scratches but Xiao is already gone and FUCK did he just help the guy who kidnapped suna'a tailed beast oh god
Xiao, Madam Ping and Cloud Retainer end up in a little race to see who can collect the most jinchuriki and their bijuu the fastest. They are all child shaped to them, even the adults. No one is safe (tho ofc they only take those willing to go with them, this is still an adoption game even if it's. Very enthusiastic.)
Xiao doesn't want any other jinchuriki kids tho, Gaara and Shukaku are his favorite the others can fight over whoever else there is. He'll still find them and bring them over to the others but he's not really a family man and 2 are more than enough
Zhongli is watching all of this just "I'm glad they're all having fun :)" before turning back around and tricking more people into signing magically soul binding contracts they intend to betray but will never be able to
#birds fic talk#birds sexy asks#genshin#naruto#xiao alatus#xiao#kakashi hatake#cloud retainer#madam ping#gaara#sabaku no gaara#shukaku#kakashi#genshin xiao#zhongli#morax
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#WISHES HE HAD WINGS SO HE COULD BE SEXY TOO-#No but the wing movements are literally how Caniquus seduce others#gordon#king gordon#answered#asks#qhi qhi bird#qhi qhi beloved#warhammer fantasy muses
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Misty Affections [The L&DS Boys - NSFW]
Rated: NSFW/18+ đśď¸ (Take note of all warnings before you proceed) Pairings: L&DS Men/Reader Word Count: 6k+
Tags: polyandry/polygamy, bath/shower friskiness, multiple orgasms, oral, anal and vaginal sex, body worship, porn with little plot, double penetration, consensual somnophilia, edging, passing hints of breeding, scent kink
Summary: At the eve of your anniversary, you let the men, most precious to your heart, show you exactly how they love and cherish you. Slow and measured. Piece by piece.
Authorâs Notes: I have been driven so insane ever since the drop of that crazy trailer, all Iâve been able to fantasize about are these beautiful men. Did so individually at first before they eventually converged within my mind into this behemoth romantic-sexy fest. (If you know me or my stories, you know I cannot go a second breathing without a little love in my sex LOL)Â
This oneâs for all my harem loving folks whoâve been left thirsty after the âMisty Invasionsâ trailer. Happy reading!
You oscillate at the entrance to the penthouse suite, fingers tracing the sleek outline of the key card your boyfriend had provided you with, earlier; eager gaze skittering back towards the door. Heart within your throat and a swarm of butterflies flittering within the base of your stomach. Â
An entire year had passed you by; the day of your relationship anniversary upon you now. And youâd decided amongst you, in distinct words and heated whispers, that youâd make it a day well worth commemorating. Â
You smile at the recollection of Sylusâ amused gaze â blood-red garnet â as it had met your surprised one, a few days prior. Heâd had you search up his entire house for an elusive Mephisto, on the pretence of having lost sight of him. Finding him at last, perched atop the silken pillows of his bed. And held within his beak, a sleek black card the bird had let drop into your palm, obedient, before taking flight. Â
A key access to the penthouse suite of one of the most luxurious hotels in Linkon City. Â
Sylus had tugged you close â his warm breath, a sweet caress against the shell of your ear â stating the date and time for you to be there, without questions asked. Your heart had thrilled at the time in nervous anticipation. Â
Just as it does now as you move to hoist your umbrella â damp still from the outpour outside â onto your arm, clutching a bouquet of flowers close to your chest. Â
Reaching to swipe your card, at long last, against the roomâs digital padâ Â
Before the door sways open on its own. Your gaze skipping, immediate, to meet the ownerâs: scarlet, warm in amused affection. âHow much longer were you planning to dither at the door?â His hand curves about yours as he steers you inside. Reaching to help you out with your coat and umbrella. Â
âHow did you evenââ Â
Sylus angles his face in mute indication, at the door, just in time for you to catch sight of Mephisto sweeping across the hallway, disappearing just as swift around a corner, with a triumphant crow.Â
âI am going to cook that bird one of these days,â you mutter, discomfited at the thought of Sylus having been standing privy to your entire vacillation session outside.Â
A large hand curls about your jaw, insisting your gaze upwards, just as you feel the heat of Sylusâ mouth on yours. âDonât fret any longer,â his lips brushing each word right against yours. Every stroke tending sparks of fire against your skin. âyouâll make me want to tease you. And I promised them Iâd be kind to you today.â The thick baritone of his quiet laughter sinks, hot, into your chest; down into the depths of your belly. Â
Your hand curves about the back of his neck, heaving that infuriating mouth back against yours. âPlease do be quiet for once.â Fingers grazing at the base of his hair before they card upwards, tugging at the strands. Â
His mouth pulls into a wider smile, just as you all but force the large bouquet of flowers you still carry, against the firm expanse of his chest. Â
âHappy anniversary, Sylus.â You murmur softly, flushed gaze fixated upon the flowers â snowdrops and lilies, roses and clematis â a representation of each of their colours that had painted your life brighter, over the course of your years together. You truly hoped your boyfriends would love them. Â
Garnet gaze narrowing in quiet affection, Sylus coaxes your attentions back to him with a call of your name. âAnd to you.â Â
âNow,â He winds an arm about your waist, dragging you flush against his torso. âlet me find a place for these beauties while you go hop into the shower. Youâre cold to the touch.â And when you move to protest, he silences it with a delicate brush of his thumb against your lip before he too bows forwards, to murmur, just shy of your mouth. âI promise you wonât miss me long, sweetheart.âÂ
Leaving you in the stewing solace of your own indecent thoughts.Â
Your relieved exhale breaks in soft wisps of white curling into the air, well comforted by the heat of your quick shower. Your eyes drifting absently towards the bath youâd drawn, your favourite scent now permeating the space of your bathroom.Â
Petals rippling across the surface of placid warm waters; you knew how your artist appreciated the romanticism of your relationship. When you let yourself go and allowed yourself free expression of your adoration, for your Lemurian beloved. The colour, it never failed to bring flush to his cheeks at your simple gestures of affection, he so deserved. He had waited, and for so long. Â
A mere speck of his patience, against your current restless wait, ever since his message had lighted your screen earlier this evening, indicating heâd be there to join you, soon. Â
Sooner, you whisper into the air, slinking a cautious hand down the line of your stomach and towards your mound. Â
It was so incredibly difficult to have all your lovers, gathered together in one place, owing to how busy each of you were with your respective schedules. Tonight, hence, was a rare, precious occasion and you intended to make the most of it. Â
âWhy so distracted.â A deep voice resonates at your back; a swift curl of pulsating red capturing your wrist before your fingers have the chance to brush in between your legs. Heaving your wrist up and back, depositing it prisoner into Sylusâ waiting palm. âYou barely noticed me.â The roughened pads of his digits graze at the tender skin of your wrist in soft warning, before he lets go. âCouldnât wait even a moment for me, huh?âÂ
You turn to face him, a puckish smile you know is already teasing at the corners of your mouth. âJust engaging in some personal time.âÂ
Sylus stands before you, body bare, save for the towel that keeps him from you, wrapped about his waist. A sturdy arm reaches past your shoulder, turning the shower off. Motions entirely unhurried. Deceptively tranquil, you do not miss the blood-red heat that simmers at the edges of that observing gaze. Â
âOh?â He crowds you a step closer into the wall. Your fingers coast in tense anticipation about the knot of his towel. âYou wouldnât mind if I turned that into a private time for two, would you, kitten?âÂ
You put on a deliberate show of pondering the question; a patient raised brow your lover keeps focused upon you.Â
Until you tip a coquettish gaze his way and answer. âI suppose I would noââ Your response, Sylus pilfers from your tongue before you can utter it, pulsing a quick kiss of violence against your lips.Â
Your digits impatiently work to release him from the final confines of his towel, absently tossing it aside. And onto the gnarled vines of red lurking at the edges of your vision, immediately reach to snatch up the cloth, discarding it into a wash bin close by. Â
Laughter in between heavy breaths; coveting fingers, free at last, skate down the strength of his thighs, skimming past his stiff arousal. A small gasp of appreciation you break against his mouth just as Sylus lurches his hips forward, once, into your grasp to better let you admire the effect you have on him. Â
âItâs been too long.â you murmur into the space he spares you in between wet kisses.Â
âDarling,â he exhales; a small, rough sound of pleasure. âNot yet.â Â
Sylusâ hands stir down the length of your body, fingers finding target, and pulsing into the soft of your ass before you can try and bribe your case with him, to give you what you want. Hefting you up entirely onto the corded strength of his arms, stifling your sound of surprise against his mouth.Â
He bids you wrap your legs about his waist, as he walks you both over towards the luxurious bath. âNow,â Settling down into the warm, scented water, he eases you back against himself. âLet us get you washed properly.â Â
You eventually relent and let him do as he pleases for the next several minutes.Â
Drifting a careful hand about the expanse of your legs, you try not to squirm too much when that devious hand skirts about your inner thighs. Across the arc of your clavicle, down the slope of your breastbone. His palms bear down against your abdomen in provocative press-release motions. You're not quite sure what kind of bathing Sylus assumes heâs doing except just keying you higher, the longer you endure his hands upon you. Â
Hands that grow unrepentant and bold with time, the self-pleased skew of those infuriating lips following soon after, down the slope of your neck, along the curve of your shoulder. You tip your face sideways, smoothing a quick kiss onto his jaw. âYou keep this up any longer and youâre going to have an incredibly frustrated woman on your hands.âÂ
He buries his grin into your shoulder. Â
âAnd Iâm not sure what Iâll do then.â you threaten mildly. Â
âIs that so? Iâd certainly like to see you try.â He accepts your provocation. Â
You reach an arm up, winding it about his neck. Fingers splaying against the damp brush of his hair as you angle your head up and he obliges, head canting for your mouth to catch against his. His tongue sweeps against yours in immediate insistence, your eager allowance in the slack fall of your mouth as he presses into you. Â
Sylusâ indolent digits change tune then; a large palm he curves about the weight of your breast and squeezes. The roughened pads of them toying at the pert apex, until he coaxes your moans out for himself. Â
The muted click of a lock sounds within your surroundings; quiet, save for the gentle ripples of water and your damp sounds of pleasure. Â
âAh,â Sylus murmurs in between kisses. âHeâs here now. We wouldâve ended up using the little princelingâs entire bath for ourselves if heâd turned up any later.âÂ
A thrill of pleasure and adoring desire crests itself within your chest, calling your approaching belovedâs name on a long sigh of pleasure Sylus wrenches out of you. âThatâs it, sweetheart, tempt him on higher sounds next.âÂ
Restless within his lap, you wrench your mouth away from his, raising yourself onto your knees to turn, capturing him in between your thighs.Â
Just as Rafayel steps past the threshold of the baths, appearing to be in the midst of wresting himself out a long sodden shirt. You absently muse how he mustâve forgotten to carry an umbrella with him, yet again, out on one of his painting expeditions, despite your reminder to him just last night. âItâs pouring crazy out there and Iâm drenched to the boneââ Â
His words nicked mid-sentence with the slow rise of those bluish-florid eyes â taking in the lascivious scene in front â along with your thoughts torn into jagged shards of pleasure with the firm catch of Sylusâ teeth against your breast. A large hand he splays at your back, enticing you closer into his mouth.Â
Your eyes, refusing to stray from Rafayelâs, even as he remains rooted to the threshold. A flush beginning to colour against the arch of his cheeks to witness how Sylus augments your pleasure further underneath his enraptured gaze.Â
Pleased joy ripples through you, to be putting on a tantalising show for your beloved Lemurian, entreating him closer on soft sighs and broken moans of his name. Â
âPlease,â your next gasp of pleasure scatters under the prick of stimulated tears. âRafayel, my heart, come to me.âÂ
And like a beautiful marionette pulled upon by its strings, he obeys your request, striding towards the two of you. Bestowing mercy upon your poor heart, you feel, could pound right out of your chest. Â
He tips downwards, long, graceful digits sweeping delicate beneath the cut of your jaw to raise. Brushing a sweet kiss of greeting against your mouth. âIâm here, beloved.âÂ
Fingers refusing to cease his exploratory touches, his thumb glides past your cheeks, dusting right beneath your eyes at stray tears. Â
âWelcome home,â you greet, your own fingers curving about his jaw in hazy affection. Â
âYouâre late,â Sylus speaks, his hand trekking a careful path about the flare of your hip. Â
Rafayel frowns at that. âI know. Not like I didnât try to be here sooner.â Fingers tinkering at his belt buckle before he slides it, smooth out of its confines. Your eager hands reaching to assist, rushing down the line of buttons at his shirt, divesting him of his impediments. Â
âYouâre freezing, Rafayel.â You observe, palms pressed up against his naked abdomen.Â
He catches one of your hands within his, feathering a kiss onto your knuckles. âWarm me, then.â An irrefutable instruction as much as it is his soft request. Â
Relieved entirely of his clothes, he steps into the bath, fingers entwining against yours in a firm hold, coaxing you onto his body instead. Â
âYou're so cosy.â He appreciates in between hungering kisses. âShare more of your heat with me.â The soft squish of your breasts mould against the solid expanse of his chest the deeper you try and press against the other, your arms encased about his neck, fingers carding greedily through the wet strands of his hair. Â
Rafayel shifts your positions, guiding you back against Sylusâ chest by your threaded digits. The hard heat of Sylusâ cock presses against the cleft of your ass as Rafayel drives you further in by the urgency of his kisses.Â
His bond shimmers to life â a scarlet vow â right above his heart, your own thrilled by the rapidly dissipating chill of his body, replaced with passionate warmth.Â
âIâve missed you.â He drags your intertwined digits closer, directing your hand to press against the thrumming of his heart. âAnd especially today, being so important. I wanted to be next to you for the entirety of it.âÂ
Rafayelâs eyes, misted in desire and affection so acute, your breath catches at your throat at the sheer intensity of it. He secretes a gentle kiss into the fold of your palm. âI want us to make this a memorable anniversary.âÂ
âYou already are.â You keen softly, in assurance, fingers stroking down the length of Sylusâ thigh. âI desire you both so very much right now.â
He returns your fervent regard in the thick digits that skim past the curve of your spine, fingering in sparing strokes at the rim of your ass. You gasp at the sensation, body clenching in on the emptiness it has long been subjected to.Â
You need them both; the carnal strength of your want winds you breathless.Â
Sylus had left you suspended upon a torturous precipice for so long, you werenât sure how much longer you could hold on for. Â
âHey,â Rafayel prompts.Â
Garnet binds immediately spring to life, streaking towards the bottles lined up neat atop a marble slab. Plucking one up as if by rote memory, before depositing it into Rafayelâs grasp. âAs our princeling desires,â Sylus speaks; the raw amusement you can hear within his words. Â
Rafayelâs response is all but a raised brow â they have learned to synchronize well against each other, you realize with a shaky exhale. You are glad, as you are nervous, for the state of your body; the havoc they wreck onto you, once your boys are in tandem. Â
The lubricant well-smeared across Rafayelâs digits, he reaches in between your bodies to run his fingers against the same place Sylus does, two sets of different fingers they ease, gentle, into your ass. Rafayelâs low groan of pleasure, you lunge forwards to drink against your lips. Â
âI needââ you cry out against him, just as Rafayel withdraws from you entirely to leave Sylus to press his fingers deeper into you, a slow, caressing slide; eased by their gentle loosening of your hole. Â
Rafayel hums a low, euphoric sound. âDo you need him deep inside you, my love?â Â
âYes.â Â
âYouâre almost there for me, sweetheart. Breathe.â Sylusâ grunt of approval at your compliance, he drowns into a relishing bite at your shoulder. Â
Rafayelâs mouth descends upon your breasts, pulsing open mouthed kisses right above the expanse of your thundering heart, his fingers finding their way towards your neglected slit, mercifully pressing into you. A loud, broken moan wrenched out of your throat, pleasure now far palpable after having been edged for so long. Â
âYouâre so wet. So very captivating when you are like this.â Â
âI love you, Rafayel.â you gasp, tears gathering at your eyes to feel so full of them both. Â
He pulses a kiss against your mouth in heated devotion, tongue warming against yours in between urgent breaths, âI am yours. Call for me, my beloved bride.â
âRafayel.â
âAh. Once more, so I know I am entirely yours to have.â he entreats, gaze heated.Â
His fingers gather pace â in tandem with Sylusâ controlled assault â striking rhythmic against your frontal walls on each thrust. A spot he gathers at, one that incinerates itself against his adept motions, insistent thumb gliding its touches about the sweet area of your apex, hurtling you faster towards a vehement finish.
âAnd that you are mine. Call my name, call for me.âÂ
âRafayel, my Rafayel.â And you tumble over the edge at that final delightfully sensual push, quivering nerveless, in between your lovers. Â
âThereâs more of where that came from, kitten. Donât give up on us now.â Sylus coaxes, extracting himself from the instinctual clench of your body, whimpering at the keen emptiness of his loss. Â
âGive yourselves to me,â you beg, âI need to feel you inside me.â Â
âAnd you shall have us,â Rafayel soothes, pressing the head of his cock against you. Â
âAs many times as you need.â Sylus allows; the swell of his arousal striking heavy against the cleft of your ass.
The slow ingress of their cocks deep into your body, sends explosive stars skittering across your vision, the overwhelming fullness already throttling you into another orgasm so intense, they have to hold your body still against theirs. Propelling into you in tandem with each other until they set a rhythmic, burning pace within your swollen holes.
Rafayelâs fingers cup about your jaw, dragging you into a fervid, wet kiss. His moans of pleasure he drowns against the heat of your tongue.Â
Before Sylus lunges forward in a demand for your attentions next, strong digits threading through your locks to guide your head towards him, catching the string of pleasure that stretches thin in between your and Rafayelâs lips, as soon as it forms, against his mouth in a violent kiss.
The thick strength of his cock pulses firmer within your body, each swollen stroke of arousal you feel zip right up across your spine from how Sylus has taught your body to fit his daunting size, well. Each propulsion he carves deeper into your walls, a striking reminder of how intimately your body remembers the shape of him.  Â
Rafayel takes to painting littered marks of pleasure against your neck, their lengths already throbbing in impending release, searing within you.Â
You squeeze about them at the sole, ruinous thought of their wet heats, flooding you soon. Moaning against Sylusâ mouth when their pacing turns reckless.
âClose,â Rafayel grits in need, cleaving your thighs up and open to constrain against Sylus, the man behind spares no mercy; hot scaffoldings of his own palms, he curves above Rafayelâs, so your sole choice is but to take.Â
âIâm almost, fuckââ Sylus groans a filthy, guttural sound, âyouâve gone so tight, sweetheart.â Burying his face into the stretch of your shoulder, just as Rafayelâs mouth finds yours at the apex of his pleasure, spurting hot within you.Â
Sylusâ own release, almost immediately after, his cock pulsates its thick release into your body, surge after surge of it, your body unable to accommodate it entirely. Their combined pleasures, the frenzied brush of both their fingers against your clit, sends you hurtling into your own orgasm, sobbing against Rafayelâs mouth. Â
Emptying them both, of their seed, for yourself.
You fall breathless against Sylus, strength and consciousness both seeming to flee with the final sparks of quivering pleasure that jolt about your limbs. Letting yourself rest against the strength of Sylusâ body as he soothes a kiss onto your damp temple. âA job well done, sweetheart.âÂ
His final words, you accept in immense bliss, before entrusting yourself to your men in your vulnerability. Â
A long time has drifted by you, it seems â minutes or hours â you cannot quite tell the difference as your mind edges the cusp of awareness. You recall the sensation of your loversâ hands upon you, phantom breaths that persist against the expanse of your skin, still. Words of adoration, grunts of desire, the press of their lips you feel within each sweet ache of your body. Â
The glancing touch of a hungering mouth, at the places you were weakest. The luxuriating stretch of silken sheets at your back â body coddled in soft fabric â as you shift, eyes drifting open on a haze of lust that still chokes your mind, a simmering wet heat kindling in between your legs. Flowing from you and onto an insistent tongue. Â
Your breath catches in your throat at the sensation, gaze rushing down the expanse of your body to snag at the sight of a silver-haired head buried in between the space of your legs, moon-pale strands brushing the skin of your thighs in ticklish strokes. âOh. Youâre awake.â Xavier speaks, right into your pussy. His fingers pulse about the catch of your legs, keeping you steady for a slow sweep of his tongue into your slit. Sending your fingers grappling forwards, into his hair, your hips lurching up into his mouth.Â
Cheeks flushing fast into crimson at the realisation of how wet heâs made you, in your slumber alone.Â
Xavier relents at last, rising from in between your legs. âIâm sorry. I couldnât help myself.â Your slick drenches his lips, smeared across his jaw; the sight sending a fresh jolt of arousal straight in between your legs.  Â
âXavier,â your voice sounds hoarse to your own ears. âstarlight.âÂ
He nuzzles his cheek, obedient, into the palm you stretch out for him. Pulses a wet kiss onto the expanse of sensitive skin. âWeâre home.â He murmurs, clear cerulean eyes meeting yours.Â
âHow have you been?â The quiet baritone of Zayneâs voice reaches your ears from above, you notice your head lies cradled within his lap, the pads of roughened fingertips scraping gentle circles into your scalp. You shift yourself upright onto the bed. Â
âWell. Now that youâre both here.â You curve coveting fingers about his jaw, luring his face closer to brush a gentle kiss against your loverâs mouth. Â
Zayneâs long changed out of his stifling attire, clad in a loose robe â heâs eased himself by your side. Carding absent fingers through the fall of your hair to hold steady, as you greet each other in chaste kisses. Â
The dayâs harsh lines marred across his bow, softening with each kiss you flitter against his mouth, his cheeks, his lids apiece. He hasnât had a proper weekend off from the hospital in ages; youâre determined to make the most of it now and help ease your belovedâs nerves tonight, and over the course of your rare days off.Â
You all deserved it, this short moment of reprieve, a chance to celebrate and enjoy what was purely yours. Â
You inch up across his lap, body much too aware of the moisture that soaks past swollen folds and leaks onto your thighs, an obscenity barely concealed by the flowing frills of your flimsy nightwear, caressing just past your ass. A fact, Xavier has not let you forget, owing to how his hands havenât deprived you of their warmth, even when his mouth has â slow, stimulating touches across the stretch of your thighs, fingers tickling at the sensitive skin underneath your knees. Â
Xavier advances up the length of the bed, with you. His torso draping onto your back, careful hands gathering your hair to shift onto your other side, he grazes a demure kiss onto the crescent of your exposed shoulder.Â
You sink down upon Zayne, securing your much needed support, in the palms you press against the hard expanse of his chest. âHow was your day?â Murmuring the question into the give of his neck.
âI had a graft and by-pass surgery planned earlier this afternoon.â Zayne replies, fingers trekking a measured path from your throat, down, along the slope of your clavicle; you shiver underneath his scrutiny. âIt went well, so I was able to join you sooner rather than much later.â Â
âOwing all to your brilliance surely, Dr. Zayne.â Your affectionate smile, you secrete against his mouth. âXavier, however. I expected you sooner, starlight.â Â
He hums â a sound of morose defeat â into your skin. âI nearly dozed on my feet during that unnecessarily long briefing.â Burying his face into the side of your neck, to breathe; his next murmurs stifled. âThey couldâve just mailed the mission details to me. I wanted to head back with you too.âÂ
You laugh softly, sinking your fingers indulgently into the silken strands of his hair. âCaptain Jenna would be so upset if she heard you right now.âÂ
âAnd you.â Large palms cup about the pliant flare of your waist, your breath hitches at Zayneâs provocative touch. âIt certainly looks like those two did a somewhat decent job of taking care of you in our absence. The colourâs back in your cheeks.âÂ
You smile, sheepish, at the remembrance of your last meeting; his displeased frown, vivid, from across the barrier of his work desk, as heâd prescribed a few vitamins for you to take, owing to the sallow pallor that had taken your face, an aftermath of long sleepless nights chasing Wanderers.
âOh, they have.â You assure, âSpeaking of, where are my missing two?âÂ
Xavierâs teeth sink into a testing bite at the flesh of your neck. âFixing a meal I think, Sylus mentioned.â He murmurs absently.Â
âAh. We should all haveââ your voice fractures. âdinner together.âÂ
âLater.â Zayne leans forward, mouth skimming a gentle kiss in between your breasts. âRight now, I require you sate a different hunger of mine.â Teeth catching at the gauzy fabric of your lingerie. âDonât make me wait any longer.â The low rugged quality to his request, pooling arousal deep into your belly. Â
âI like how she looks in this,â Xavier smooths a touch down the length of your thigh, fingering, gentle, at the frilled garter of the stocking encasing it. âIâm almost jealous of you, Doctor.â Â
âIt is becoming on her,â Zayne agrees, large fingers cupping about the shape of your breasts, rolling at the peaks. You shift your hips in a grind upon his thigh, in an anguished effort for further stimulation. âBut does the recipient herself approve of my gift?â Â
âShe does,â you gasp. âIf it gets you looking at her with such need, she doesââ The rest of your words, Zayne pilfers right into his mouth in an engulfing kiss.Â
Strong fingers ghost the pliance of your body, down in between your legs to meet Xavierâs. Hot, glancing touches across your quivering pussy, coating their fingers in copious slick. Â
âThe doctor looks so wound up,â Xavier comments mildly. âHelp him relieve some of that pent-up stress, baby.â Â
âYouââ Zayne grunts, just as Xavier steers your bodies until you lie, pliant, upon Zayneâs lap, the straining outline of his arousal barely concealed under the modesty of his robes. You moan enthusiastically, fingers undoing the fastenings of his robe to release him, free against eager lips. Â
âThat looks painful,â Xavier comments with an insouciant shrug, hands firming their grip about your ass to raise. âHow long have you been holding back?âÂ
âQuiet, Xavier.â Zayne reproaches, voice throttled in raw need.Â
Your heart and body immediately melting for him, you put your mouth to the head of his cock, taking him in. Â
A quiver rips across his abdomen at the first lap of your tongue on him, his fingers gentle, encouraging within your hair. A vehement desire cascades forth: to see him make more of that expression, just for you. Â
âWet him for yourself, just like that.â Xavier encourages on a soft catch of breath, tapered fingers curving into your drenched slit to stroke against your frontal walls.Â
Working your tongue steadily, about the generous girth of him â Zayneâs digits remain a patient point of pressure against your scalp â until he hits your throat, pleasant and full, at long last. You groan around him, Zayne swallowing heavily at the vibrations of your throat. Â
âDonât be gentle.â Xavier speaks, releasing himself from the wet confines of your clenching walls â fingers he unfurls forwards, to smear across the free length of Zayneâs cock, your throat could not accommodate. Â
You feel Xavier settle heavy, upon the cleft of your ass; the head of his own cock he glides, indolent, in between your dripping folds. Â
And just as your insides flutter in impatient emptiness at the baiting stimulation, he enters you on a swift stroke, your garbled sound of pleasure, sending you deeper onto Zayne. Â
Xavier sets a furious, punishing pace for the three of you, your mouth working diligent against the hard strain of Zayneâs arousal. Your smothered cries of delight mixing with theirs, heated into the air; Zayneâs low guttural groans stirring deep into your belly, within the same space Xavier works open with his cock. Â
Your silver beast descends upon you, mouth working a steady path along the length of your spine, tongue sweeping a cool, wet trail in its wake. Â
His fingers reach to tuck stray strands of hair away from your face â easing them behind an ear before he gathers the fall of your hair into a gentle fist, granting an obstructed view of your ruination, to your lover in front.Â
The pleasured flush dashed across Zayneâs cheekbones, hurtles higher to witness the wreck of desire you know is upon your face. He looks at you as if he wants to love and ruin you, it sends a jolt of inundating slick, right between your legs. Â
Xavier grunts at your tightening walls, licking a strip up the curve of your ear. âCan Iââ His voice ruptures in overwhelming arousal. ââinside? I want to. Let me?â Â
Your answer; a moan of vehement assent, intermixing with Zayneâs responsive groan. Come for me, Xavier. Â
His grip upon your hips turns bruising, pelvis driving hard against your ass until heâs releasing himself; hot, pulsating strokes of come, painting into you. Â
He pulls almost immediately out of your quivering walls, palms shifting underneath your body to lift, until he positions you, right atop Zayneâs drenched cock. His seed still spilling out onto the swollen head of him, just as he coaxes your hips down to take Zayne in, the two of you groaning out in concert at your union. Â
Zayne surges forwards, sweat soaked forehead pressing against yours; a low, inarticulate curse tumbles from his lips at the clench of your walls, still sensitised from Xavierâs release.Â
âYouâre burning up.â Long, thick digits curve beneath the nerveless stretch of your thighs, guiding you in deep, measured thrusts over his cock. Xavierâs ministrations having had you well-prepared to accommodate Zayne in a single stroke.Â
On usual days, your body able to accept him only in gradual, pleasurable propulsions, he works deep into your pussy. Â
âLean on me.â Zayne speaks. Â
You do as he asks, appreciative of the reprieve allowed to let go and let Zayne guide you both into bliss. His fingers stroke about your entrance, a thumb he grazes against your clit, in an electrifying jolt of pleasure.Â
âCome now.â He instructs the man at your back. Soothing a hand down the curve of your spine when you feel Xavierâs arousal, firmed into solid stone once more, at your entrance. You moan at the prospect of whatâs to come. Never having accepted any of your lovers into the same space, when Zayne is inside you.Â
âBreathe for me.â He asks of you. âLook at me.â And you do, in willing love; gaze finding his, coddled in the comfort of his verdant eyes â steady â even in the heated throes of your combined passion. âI am here for you.â Â
Just as the head of Xavierâs cock presses, insistent at the base of Zayneâs, your body beginning to give into him. Zayne hastens to curb his grunt of pleasure into your mouth, tongues moving against the other as Xavier steadily strokes a slow path into you.Â
Both your men settling whole and so incredibly full within your body, you sigh in shuddered stimulation when they navigate a rhythm in between your bodies, never leaving you empty for even a momentâs reprieve. A stretch so good, it stirs satisfaction deep into your stomach. The desire for them to leave you drenched up to your womb as you voice it on incoherent whispers, head rolling back onto Xavierâs shoulder. Â
Their hands; gripping about the shell of your hips, down upon the flare of your thighs. Across the pinching stimulation of your breasts, your throat. Xavierâs fingers brushing to feel the desperate thrumming of your carotid beneath his hold. Â
Sweeping an index across your damp lip, end to end, before he slips a finger into your mouth, toying at the pink of your tongue as it darts out for a taste. Â
The fever of your desire streaks higher, passion so incinerating, it only takes Zayne a thumbing caress across your clit before you are convulsing, violent about the two of them in a loud, sobbing cry. Wetness slicking down your thighs despite the way they plug you, their pacing climbing faster with each swift second of inundating pleasure your clenching walls force upon them, chasing a high they seek to release into your body alone. Â
And when they come with bated breaths and strangled groans, your combined essence overflows from in between your legs, staining the sheets wide and dark beneath.Â
It is only several breathless moments later that you are able to move, body wasted and draped upon your chosen seat â Zayne does not look as if he minds much, smoothing a kiss onto the sweat-slick stretch of your breastbone. âHappy anniversary, my reckless Hunter.â And then in slower, softer words. âI love you.âÂ
You kiss your response against his mouth; a happy, languorous sound leaving your throat. Curving an arm tighter about Xavier nuzzled into the side of your waist, your gentle beast having settled into a short slumber, after having murmured of needing your warmth close by. Â
The doors to their bedroom slide open just then, to admit Sylus, carrying what looks to be an expensive bottle of wine and a set of glasses, nestled onto a salver perched across his arm. Rafayel, following close on heel, with a large tray on hand; the pleasant scent that wafts from the steam laced spice off the fresh spread of food, triggers your bout of hunger.
âReckless brutes,â Sylus comments, an amused brow he raises upon witnessing the utter disarray of your wrecked states. A smile that skews only wider with the distasteful knit to Zayneâs brow. Â
As if he was one to speak, you wouldâve snorted in defence, if you werenât so drained.Â
Xavier, too, stirs beside you at the commotion just as the last two men of your heart move to join you upon the vast bed. âGet up and eat.â Sylus instructs, rapping his fist against Xavierâs prone form.Â
âYou alright?â Rafayel questions, the moment he is seated at your side, reaching to entwine his fingers in between yours, a hoarse sound of approval you respond with, at his pleasant touch. Â
In between Zayne and Rafayel, they guide your body into an upright position.Â
Your head coasts sideways and onto Rafayelâs shoulder, in languid stupor, as he brings a spoon of hot broth to your lips. âStart with this, youâll feel better once warmed from the inside.â Â
âWarm her, they did already⌠from the âinsideâ that is,â Sylusâ licentious whisper reaches your ears from the side, setting your face to an incandescent glow at the recollection.Â
âCrude.â Rafayel reproaches â you do not, however, miss the scandalised red that seeps across his ears at his provocations.
You join in quiet laughter at Sylusâ words, burying your face deeper against Rafayelâs skin. A cosy arm he immediately brings about your shoulders to hold you close, as he continues to satiate your other, necessary hunger.Â
His scent soothes and settles deep into your lungs, gaze trekking, absent, to the stretch of skin exposed beneath his unbuttoned shirt, from where you smell his perfume strongest. A sudden, stray thought of wanting to lap a path up against him, assaults your mind, sore body responding in feeble protest. Â
A shadow falls upon you; Sylusâ thumb brushing, delicate, at the corner of your lips. âEat well for now. Replenish your strength.â A kiss he nips onto your ear, you shiver at the muted stimulation.Â
âSylusââÂ
âYouâll have your fill of us, as much as your heart desires, after.â He promises in decadent whispers. Â
Your men, proving true to his words; the rest of your long night spent in seeking love against each otherâs skins and within their embrace.Â
Until they engrave proof of their existence â devotion and desire â scattered like scarlet jewels along the canvas of your body.
End Notes: This is my first foray into writing this kind of relationship for my favorite media and I enjoyed each excruciating second of agonizing over positions and đs. Although I adore a hot poly romance just as much as the next person (cough Him&Him&Him), it certainly isnât something Iâll personally be trying again any time soon LOL.
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!! itâs very silly and unserious and the only reason itâs long is because itâs so vivid in my head. unedited as hell </3
nosy neighbours tf 141 got me giggling. and itâs not even inherently sexy nor attractive, itâs really just them being in peopleâs (or a personâs) business.
thinking about how, in retirement, they still bought a house together because itâs so odd to have separate lives. and so they bought one in the suburbs, with five bedrooms and four baths, and a really big backyard. kyle picked up gardening so the backyard was not just a plus but a damn requirement.
so they move in, not giving a damn about that one old WASP couple across the street watching them all with a sneer because apparently moving in with your mates is unusual. well, whatever. fuck them.
then they meet their new neighbour. youâre singleâdivorced, price would tell them laterâwhose life is centred around your 9 to 5 job at an office in the city which you wake up at 5am for.
you leave the house at 6:30am and then amble back home when itâs pushing 8pm. itâs a boring life; a boring routine. not even your little front lawn of cared-for wild flowers managed to hold their attention longer than a day.
so with that said, theyâd like to go on a record and say that itâs all johnnyâs fault.
friday evening, he started the game by saying, âshe bought a baguette.â he paused. âand a bottle? it's shaped like lube?â
john blinked, setting his book down. âwhat.â
mactavish shrugged, still peering from the crack in the curtains. kyle walked in then, his apron all dirtied. âhey, iâm craving a baguette.â
johnny laughed and looked at price like price was supposed to get something from that. of course he didnât, but johnnyâs always been good at carrying the momentum so, to no oneâs surprise, he repeats the observation three days after the previous one.
âbagâo coal and lemon bread. what the hell.â
âthatâs a disgusting dinner combo,â kyle chirps, switching the channels.
simon throws a pillow at him because he had been watching a documentary about moths when kyle changed the program without asking him.
âitâs just monday,â john finally replies, cementing his participation in the game. âwhyâs she buying lemâdid she not grocery shop?â
johnny looks at him, wide-eyed. âthatâs a good question, sir.â then he turns, ignoring them again to peer at their neighbour. johnâs sure youâre back in your home so he really doesnât know what johnnyâs watching at that point.
simon was successful at wrestling the remote control back to him, and the programâs returned to the moths.
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thursday evening, two and a half weeks after mondayâs lemon bread and bag of coal, the game picks up again.
âwho the hell makes a rug purchase during the weekdays?â kyle asks, his voice teetering between fascination and concern.
âhow longâs the rug?â johnny replies, all of them watching as kyle stands in front of that slip of window they now use for âbird watching.â
kyle spreads his arms outâ2.5 ft.
âhuh,â johnny says. âfor the toilet, you reckon?â
âprobably for the cat, actually,â simon cuts in.
âwhat cat.â john doesnât even know who asked that, but reallyâwhat cat?
âa round thing,â simon answers. âgrey fur.â
âaww,â johnny croons. âthatâs cute.â
john sighs and turns back to the morning paperâs crossword puzzle for the day.
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you donât join the neighbourhoodâs annual summer barbecue party much to their disappointment. although, in all fairness, john understands your decision because they wouldnât have gone to it anyway had they not found out that the host this year was going to be that WASP couple who still sneered at them every chance they get.
the wife, of course, couldnât turn them away in front of the other neighbours who particularly loved kyle and, shockingly, simon so there they are, eating what is begrudgingly some good ribs while listening to the neighbourhood gossip.
and while each story was riveting, nothing could honestly hold a candle to their âbirdâ and your peculiar grocery runs.
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one evening, you come home with a man. john tells them itâs your ex-husband, admitting to them that yes, heâs now used up their once-a-month pass to accessing âspecialâ resources with regards to finding more about you.
âthink theyâre fuckinâ?â johnny asks, no longer feigning disinterest.
kyle groans because it had been more than a minute now since johnny dropped a card from his stack; they tried their best to be patient as they waited, thinking mactavish needed more time since, apparently, heâs never played cards beforeâgrowing up as a catholic boy, heâs always been told that any form of gambling was a gateway to eternal damnation.
john didnât have the heart to tell him that you didnât have to make bets to be able to play cards.
âmaybe,â simon replies, ignoring kyleâs angry grumbling. âwhy else would she bring him home? her house ainât really a wonder.â
ââŚhow do you know that?â kyle asks, his words measured and slowed.
simon blinks, then he sniffs, before looking away.
âhey!â mactavish screams, catching on. âwe agreed no tampering with anythinâ of âers!â
âyeah? well tell âat to capân tooâhe was already there when i broke in.â
johnny turns to him with a theatrical betrayed look. kyle drops his head on the table because the gameâs been fully abandoned now.
âsir,â johnny says, his voice airy like heâs speaking mid-gasp. âyou didnât.â
john licks the back of his teeth, then, âjusâ wanted to see âer cat, sâall.â
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the ex-husband leaves three hours later with a familiar rug tucked to his side.
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âhuh,â simon murmurs, his voice so faint that john almost missed it. âtulips and tuna today.â
johnny and kyle wouldâve loved the update but the two are away for the week.
john messages it to the group chat.
suds (19:21)
> holy shit sheâs improving.
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oddly enough, it took them six months since they moved in for them to finally talk to you.
or, well, for you to talk to them.
âiâm havinâ a yard sale tomorrow,â you say after the introductions have passed, your lips tugged up in a shy smile.
john honestly couldnât even remember how he used to envision youâold age caught up to him and for a whole while, you were nothing but a coloured blob in his eyes since they turned out to be more damaged than expectedâbut whatever that had been was erased the moment you stood before them.
shy and awkward, your back slouched just a little like youâre trying to curl into yourself in the face of their rapt attention, but even then youâre beautiful.
âyeah?â kyle asks, smiling; the first to break out of the trance you put them into. âand would yâneed help, pretty miss?â
âoh, you,â you murmur, strained laughter peeling from your lips. âand yeah, i do. would that be alright? i tried moving my old couch downstairs and my back almost gave out. i swear, i thought i was going to see the lord today.â
johnny laughs, loud and booming. âwell weâre glad that you didnât die today, otherwise who would take care of little truffle, huh?â
john barely stopped himself from heaving out a loud sigh, an attempt made more challenging when he caught the way kyle whirled his head to glare at mactavish, the act not any less subtle since it startled you too. simon grumbles something incoherentâitâs lost amidst johnnyâs petering laugh and your swelling horror.
ââŚhow, exactly, do you know my catâs name?â
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Slapping Slasher's Ass and Running away!
Micheal Myers:
â˘He likes to believe he has complete control over his surroundingsÂ
â˘He likes to imagine himself as a Jaguar; opportunistic, stealthy, adaptable, and an Apex predator
â˘And then there's you, here to snap them back to realityÂ
â˘If he's a Jaguar, you're an annoying bird that follows himÂ
â˘All this made clear when He's just standing in the kitchen and feels a hard smack on his Ass
â˘He whips his head around to see you, running at full speed and gigglingÂ
â˘For a moment he's completely stunnedÂ
â˘But only for a momentÂ
â˘Heâs quick on your heelsÂ
â˘In less than 10 seconds he's holding you in the air by your shirt, like holding a cat by its scruff
â˘You can immediately tell through the mask how pissed he is
â˘But for a few seconds he just leaves you suspended in the air, and soon enough he makes his decision.Â
â˘He walks to your shared bedroom and drops you onto the bed
â˘You think you're in for some sexy-funtime
â˘That quickly washes away when Michael turns around and walk out the doorÂ
â˘When you get up to follow you find that he's locks you in by putting a chair under the handleÂ
â˘This man is so sick of your shit, but loves you too much to actually harm you
â˘He just put you in time out while he waits for the stinging on his ass to go away
Billy loomis & Stu macher:
â˘When the school day ends you're walking towards the front door, you spot both of your boyfriends walking towards the door too
â˘With the coast clear of teachers and most other students you knew what you had to do
â˘You rub your hands together diabolically and begins to run towards them
â˘when you're finally in the perfect position, you wind your hands back and as hard as you can, you slap their ass
â˘They both tense up and freeze
â˘When they see you running past them and laughing, they are quick to give chase
â˘They Chase you down the field and into the parking lot
â˘Stu was the one to tackle you onto the grass, making sure to protect your head when you fall
â˘Stu pins you down while Billy catches upÂ
â˘When (a winded) Billy reaches you two he drops to his knees and starts tickling you
â˘Neither boy takes to seriously and think it's a playful invention to rough house and playfully fight
Thomas Hewitt:
â˘While he was meticulously cutting up some cow legs, you spotted a golden opportunityÂ
â˘Thomâs fat ass in perfect positionÂ
â˘After circling him, carrying the same box of tools, you decide to go for the kill
â˘âTommy!â You shout while running past him
â˘Your hand makes firm contact with the side of his rearÂ
â˘You leave a blazing trail up the stairs while Thom processes what happened
â˘Thom watches you run away while his ass stingsÂ
â˘At most he's confusedÂ
â˘He just goes back to workÂ
Bubba Sawyer:
â˘You were playing with him outside
â˘Running around, picking flowers, picking up pebbles, roughhousing
â˘While play fighting you slap is ass and run away hoping he would chase you
â˘instead he stands for confusedÂ
â˘after an awkward couple seconds, you realize he's not going to chase you, So you walk back to himÂ
â˘You ask if He's okay and realize his eyes is wateringÂ
â˘After a frantic apology and check over You managed to figure out that he's not hurtÂ
â˘Bubba Just associates spanking with being bad/bad behaviorÂ
â˘He was upset because he thought you were punishing him for being too roughÂ
â˘You made it up to him by making him a flower crownÂ
Bo Sinclair:
â˘This could go one of two ways
â˘He could be really into it OR he could freak out
â˘It depends on what mood you catch him in
â˘One day he'll think it's sexy and want you to do it againÂ
â˘The next he'll have a PTSD attack remembering his childhoodÂ
â˘It's honestly best if you keep your hands to yourself
Vincent Sinclair:
â˘He honestly thought you did it by accidentÂ
â˘He didn't understand that you were trying to playÂ
â˘He didn't react at allÂ
â˘You have to tell him what you're trying to doÂ
â˘He gets very embarrassed about not understanding that he kind of shut down for the dayÂ
â˘He remains hunched over on his desk for the rest of the dayÂ
Lester Sinclair:
â˘It honestly doesn't matter what you do to Lester, He's just happy you're giving him attentionÂ
â˘The man is the definition of a puppyÂ
â˘He's just happy to be hereÂ
â˘So if you want to play a game of Chase, Heâlll Chase
â˘As soon as you slap and run away he's hot on your heelsÂ
â˘He chases you through a field and down the roadsÂ
â˘When he catches you he's out of breath and takes a second to dry heaveÂ
â˘Then he'll hug and kiss you while walking back to the TruckÂ
Billy Lenz:
â˘Billy is one of the characters you Can not hit
â˘You think he'd be into to quick slap, but he has the opposite reactionÂ
â˘He thinks you're planning on hurting him And will either attack you or hideÂ
â˘If he chooses to attack, You're likely going to have to hold him down until he calmsÂ
â˘If he hides, leave him alone
â˘trying to find him would be like walking into a coyote's den
â˘eventually he'll come back out because you're the only person that still talks to himÂ
â˘He figures it's better to be physically abused than be lonelyÂ
â˘Good luck explaining that it was just a jokeÂ
Brahms Heelshire:
â˘He was acting up after you told him the grocery boy was coming today
â˘He was whining about how you don't need to interact with him and how the help shouldn't be seen or heard
â˘You remind them that you're technically âthe helpâ and he pouts on the couchÂ
â˘When the doorbell rings he immediately jumps up to try to stop youÂ
â˘You have a light bulb moment
â˘You get closer, reach around, and slap his ass
â˘You almost immediately push past him to run to the doorÂ
â˘Brahms is quick to follow, but not quick enough
â˘You swing open the door before Brahms can reach you
â˘He hides just in time, and proceeds to stew behind the door.
Hannibal Lecter:
â˘While he was cooking up some breakfast you come up behind him and hug him
â˘He greets you and continues to cookÂ
â˘You two have a lazy conversation while you lean your head against his shouldersÂ
â˘Deciding he's not pay enough attention to you come up with a plan
â˘You steal one of his knives, slap his ass, and bolt out of the kitchenÂ
â˘He gives you about a 5-second Head start before he begins his huntÂ
â˘In that time He turns off the stove and allows himself time to find you
â˘He slowly starts his prowlÂ
â˘Checking doors, behind furniture, around the stairs, and behind curtainsÂ
â˘When he finds you, he pounces and pulls you into a pinning hug
â˘He forces the knife from your hand and kisses your forehead
â˘âLet me finish breakfast, then I'll spend time with you.â
Will Graham:
â˘While on the world's most boring fishing trip (Will Even admitted this trip sucked) You watch as no lines get tugged
â˘board out of your mind you decide to at least mess aroundÂ
â˘While Will was leaning over to check his lines you slap his ass as hard as to can, which throws him into the calm river
â˘You howl with laughter as Will get thrown overboardÂ
â˘When he resurfaces we comes back up with a scowls on his lips, but a playful look in his eyes
â˘âYou suckâ he chuckles while you help him back in
â˘As soon as he's on board, he throws you into the water and laughs
The Lost Boys:
â˘All the boys are up for a good chase, But they all have different reactionsÂ
â˘David
-Slapping David's ass takes balls
-As soon as you try to run he has you by the armÂ
-He smirks and pulls you towards him
-âOh-ho-ho, where do you think you're going?â
-If you play your cards right he'll let you go to properly chase youÂ
-Allâs well and good before he flies at you like a hawk
â˘Dwayne
-He'll let you run away But as soon as you're out of sight the game is onÂ
-It doesn't matter where you're atÂ
-The boardwalk, the cave, the forest, the beachÂ
-He sprints and tackles you to the floorÂ
-âDid you honestly believe you could outrun a vampire?â He muses
-could turn playful, could turn romanticÂ
â˘Paul
-as soon as your hand collides with his ass, he shrieksÂ
-He playful pretends he's woundedÂ
-He writhes on the ground, cries fake tears, hand over forehead
-âWhy should you do this to me!âÂ
-âI thought you loved me!âÂ
-Walks around all day telling his brothers that you abuse himÂ
-gives you love bites while telling his tale of woeÂ
â˘Marko
-when you slap his ass he lets out a moan that causes both of you to freezeÂ
-after a few seconds Marko whips aroundÂ
-âTell no one.â He says in a completely serious voiceÂ
-You know for a fact the others would make fun of him for the rest of his unnatural lifeÂ
-Every time you're behind him, he turns around to face you So it never happens again
Thanks for reading <3
Sorry this took so long! I've had a busy week!
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(âĄÂ´ŕąŞ`âĄ) // Whichever you'd like to walk in on him >:3c
Send (âĄÂ´ŕąŞ`âĄ) For My Muse To Walk In On Your Muse Masturbating!
[ Andrealphus ]
Oh, why had Stella gone and brought her assassin to his home? He didn't know what she was thinking (or paying him), but he'd gone and disappeared on the distressed peacock. He'd been poking his head into rooms for the past ten minutes, hoping to spot the imp somewhere, only to not find him again and again.
It wasn't until he heard a very... Particular noise in the next room, behind the closed door, that he went stock still with his hand frozen on the crystal knob. Gulping a little bit, he took a deep breath, clicking his beak together a few times before thrusting the door open.
What filled his line of sight made his knees tremble and he gripped the door handle to stay upright. For a moment, he gawked with his jaw dropped before sliding into the room. It wasn't a particularly graceful move on his part, but he managed to get in and close the door behind him. Now that he was here, however, he didn't know what to...
Do.
"E-excuse me--" Was it a little late for that? Probably. Oh, he shouldn't still be staring, "May I-- Ah-- W-what are you--" Oh, no. His cheeks glowed a pale pink as he finally shifted his gaze to the floor, wringing his hands.
#Itâs Best To Keep Me Pleased (Answered Asks)#Perfect Isnât Easy But Itâs Me (ιиâŃŃÎąâĎĐ˝Ď
Ń)#(Andrealphus and Striker - Striker's-Saloon)#(NSFVoxtagram)#(( I hope the peacock's okay! I thought it would be fun#(( He needs a handsome sexy man in his life poor bird baby
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