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Sketch for a painting I'm working on. If you've never read The Starless Sea by Erin Morgenstern, I highly recommend it. That's a Top Shelf Book (tm) for sure, for sure.
I've been wanting to draw this scene forever, so I started some concept sketches and thumbnails, then decided to go back and read the passage on to find out it was COMPLETELY different from how I remembered. So I scrapped them all, and here we are.
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Wait, birds aren’t real is a real conspiracy theory?
I thought it was from Night Vale..?
(Everyday I learn things I wish I hadn’t)
nope, it's a conspiracy theory, and like all of those someone has managed to blame it on (((my people))) bc gd likes to torture me I guess
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I hate that people are posting fake wildlife videos.
Not just the ones spliced together from several different real videos to serve a glurgey narrative, either! I’ve seen two different videos with hummingbirds apparently digitally added to footage of other animals so they look like they’re “playing” or something. (I assume they’re doing hummingbirds because their flight is easy to model digitally, but they’re using a flashy southern hummingbird with northern ground fauna, so they’re not trying very hard.)
Anyway, it’s a weird flex and a bummer. Why are you making stuff up for clout when the actual natural world is weirder and more lovely than anything? If you have no ethics anyway, you could just be posting clips from the decades of fabulous wildlife videography that exists. Or…just don’t. Go outside. Touch dirt. Listen to a bee. Stop lying and love something real. 🤷🏻♀️
#fake animal videos#what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?#touch dirt#stop lying#birds are real#kvetching
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probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.
we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."
at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.
the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.
the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.
what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.
here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.
#this is true#writeblr#warm up#relatedly for some reason one of our Favorite Jokes#amongst the Siblings#is like - ''this is so good u will love it''#while we are reacting to something we OBVIOUSLY find viscerally disgusting#like we will be actively retching and be like ''nooooo it's so good''#to the point that i sometimes get nervous if someone outside my family is like oh u should try it its good#(obvi we never force each other to eat anything. we are all just curious birds and#like. we're GONNA try the new thing.)#edit to answer why we had so much vanilla:#my mom is a very good cook and we LOVE to bake. so she just had a lot of staples in the house.#it's one of those things that's like. have u ever continuously thought ''ah i should get butter im probably out''#even tho u are not out of butter. so u end up with like 5 years of butter.#my mom would do that in a costco but like with vanilla extract#to be fair we WERE always using WAY TOO MUCH bc we were kids#so like she was right to stock up#ps. yes we were VERY sick after this lol i just didn't want to include it in the post in case ppl had an ick about that#u can tell it's real bc we knew "oh no we fucked up that's too much vanilla to waste'' but our reaction was to just. keep drinking it#> sibling understanding that vanilla extract isn't free > knowledge mother doesnt mind if we use it for milkshakes#> sibling choice to maybe get in a loophole of ''not wasting it'' if we drink it bc that's the same as using it (not throwing it out)#listen bud i was like 13 and my sister was like 9#when my mom discovered this we. got in. A LOT. of trouble. a lot of it. a LOT of it.#3rd edit bc i guess it isn't clear - i am 1 of my brother's 2 little sisters#i am the middle child#out of all the ways i have had to explain a post before being like ''did u forget a middle child can happen'' is my favorite
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The Vote Guys @ Anime Los Angeles 2024 (Sun 01/07)
#the vote guys#anime los angeles#anime los angeles 2024#anime los angeles 24#ala 2024#ala24#ala2024#ala 24#birds#birds are real#birds are not real
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enemies to lovers? and they were teammates - and roommates? men’s sports have nothing on women’s sports
and this particular guy... cry harder (imagine if women's sports had the funding, visibility and accessibility men's sports are gifted):
#the amount of men whining about sports media covering the engagement#as if that isn’t the real royal wedding of the century#marie philip poulin#laura stacey#team canada#hockey#soccer#football#gay#lgbt#lesbian#queer#sports#sue bird#megan rapinoe#pride month#happy pride 🌈#pride
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shows up a day early with a nobara birthday tribute
#my art#timelapse#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#nobara kugisaki#kugisaki nobara#fanart#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#anyway i was alr finished this by the time i actually thought 2 double check the date#come 2 find her birthday is tomorrow.......#oh well it's the 7th somewhere#i cant believe i still had more flowers in me after 3 days of being stuck in hydrangea purgatory#tho tbf roses were one of those things that i fixated on n would doodle over and over in notebook margins n such#so their petal shape n distribution is pretty muscle memory by now#roses eyes and a secret third thing im forgetting were my go-to doodle subjects#theyre just real swirly and bumpy in weird places and tht makes the shape so fun 2 push n play with#whereas hydrangeas r just . roundish pointy with hints of 4petals scattered amid a circle#anyway enough traumadumping abt hydrangeas this is Her Day >:(#also felt good 2 get back to drawing smth that Didnt take 3 days straight#oh WINGS that was the secret third thing i got really into trying 2 draw correct bird wings
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happy 15 years to the phex tape (1, 2)
#maybe the real glitch theory is them recreating this vid as a whole cinematic 2 hour film on onlyphans 🙌 two birds one stone etc etc#tw glitch#tw flashing#tw eyestrain#dan and phil#phan#amazingphil#phil lester#daniel howell#danisnotonfire#danandphilgames#dpgdaily#dnp gifs#my gifs#INTERACTIVE CHRISTMAS ADVENTURE#dnp tweets
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Today's bird is this Cassowary taken by own of my friends
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Maglor
#maglor#silmarillion#silm#silm art#birds aren't real#they are doom of Mandos hanging over you#or maybe your own doom spoken in the voice of Namo#must draw Namo one day
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Sketchbook work tonight! BARN OWLS. They definitely get my vote for creepiest owl. Like, why are they wearing a mask? What are they hiding that's so important they needed to GROW A MASK.
Anyway, if you've ever read The Starless Sea by Erin Morgenstern and you didn't picture a Barn Owl as the Owl King who graduated from the Parliament of Owls by eating the eyes of fate.... Here ya go. Gotta be.
#artists on tumblr#the starless sea#erin morgenstern#barn owl#owl art#wildlife art#bird art#birds are real
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CELEBRATION ART FOR TODAY !!!! I JUST READ IT ITS SO FRICKIN GOOD HOLYYYY TATE BROMBAL I OWE YOU MY LIFE
#cassandra cain#dc#artists on tumblr#dc comics#dc fanart#art#batgirl#btw batgirl was sold out at my lcs cass cainaissance is real#also her in birds of prey aughhh
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You can look at me like that all you want. I hate you too.
Graureiher (grey heron) am Max-Eyth-See, Mühlhausen.
#graureiher#grey heron#heron#birds#bird watching#birding#urban birding#garza real#birblr#nature#wildlife#ornithology#stuttgart#germany#photographers on tumblr#my photography#wildlife photography#bird photography
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Thinkin about that post that's like "If Hatchetfield wants to keep you, you can't leave. Emma always comes back from Guatemala, Alice always gets off the bus, Lex or Ethan can go to California not both" and Edward Hopper's painting of the diner with no doors
You know, his painting Nighthawks
#i know nighthawks are real birds but#i wish i could find the post#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#tgwdlm#starkid black friday#npmd#the guy who didnt like musicals#nerdy prudes must die#monologuing
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cyclops vs underworld saga to me
#im so sorry#the bird flying away is athena btw#odysseus#epic the musical#epic the cyclops saga#epic the underworld saga#my artwork#redraw#ochi shitposting real
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Huge spoilers for Ghost Trick endgame in the sprite edits below. Proceed at your own risk!
Sissel-as-Yomiel's sprites are really expressive, so it bothered me right from the start that his cat sprite really... isn't. Here's my interpretations of all his sprites in cat form! Can you guess which one's which? (I tell you the answers in the alt text, so it's not that hard of a game! 😅)
Bonus: I doodled little Sissels to draft what I wanted each sprite to look like and I'm just really happy I got to draw a bunch of cats.
#ghost trick#ghost trick sissel#ghost trick spoilers#ghost trick phantom detective#sprite edits#sprites#catnap's creations (everything tag)#this is kind of killing two birds with one stone because I’m writing more fic and I needed some real sprites
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