#birdclowns

[paperstorm]

for @thebumblecee

Rating: E Pairing: TK Strand/Carlos Reyes Word Count: 4,125 Tags: Explicit Sexual Content, Established Relationship, Phone Sex   “Can you come home soon?” He knows Carlos can’t. He knows Carlos isn’t off until six, and often it ends up being later than that anyway. “Nope. You’re gonna have to amuse yourself.” “Oh, I am.” Carlos swallows. Something in TK’s voice has him pausing and listening a little bit more intently to the background on the phone call. He can hear a soft rustling, and his eyes widen as he slows the car down at a red light. “TK …” “Yeah?” “Are you fucking naked right now?” “Not from the waist up,” TK replies, and Carlos can hear the shit-eating grin on his face. “Oh, yeah, it was really your shoulders I was worried about being bare.” Carlos swears and shakes his head. “I love you, but I’m at work.” “I know. All sexy in your uniform. Do they have to be so tight? I’ve seen other cops, I don’t think it has to be so tight. You just want everyone to admire your biceps.” “Oh my God,” Carlos mutters. He stays halted at the light and grabs the AirPods he’d put into the car’s console, taking a moment to put one into his ear. He’d been bored minutes ago and now he’s thankful he’s alone in the car, but still doesn’t want to risk a passerby overhearing their conversation. TK exhales softly and hums, and Carlos nearly cringes; the addition of the headphones instead of the phone’s tinny speaker makes it feel like TK is right beside him, humming into his ear. “TK,” Carlos says. The light turns green and he doesn’t have a follow up, really. He just feels on principle like he should be putting up something of a fight, even though nothing is stopping him from hanging up and they both know he’s not going to do that. “I’m wearing one of your hoodies,” TK says. “And nothing else?” A giggle comes like music over the line. “Nothing else.”

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[reasonandfaithinharmony]

hi my bestie my friend my beloved im here to harass u again mwah

engagement scene TK face squish to compliment jen's carlos face squish req 🥰🥰

blows u a kiss thank u

Thank you so much for the ask, @birdclowns!

Haha. Yes, of course we can do Carlos squishing TK's face! And I promise I'm not exaggerating how dark this scene is. 🙃

(For anyone who's interested, the gif of TK squishing Carlos' face lives in this gif game entry.)

Unedited Gif Game

[mooshkat]

blows you a kiss

📌 what is the fic you’re know for

🌚 a show you’d tell people to stay away from

🌹 favorite kinks to write for

-birdclowns 🤡

mwah ♡♡

probably this buddie fic that im pretty sure i wrote in like. one night?? which is hilarious to know it's my top one bc I can't stand the ship now

oh man. uhhhhh. stay away from fullmetal alchemist unless you want your life changed (for the better)

im gonna list more kinks bc i can. cnc, impact play, petplay, and uhh there's a tentacle drabble buried somewhere on gdocs (not 911 tho)

[reyesstrand]

OH MY GOD HAPPY BIRTHDAY MADDIE ILY ‼️‼️‼️ we're the same age now<33

AHH thank you jasper ily2 🥺🥺🥺💗💗💗 24 club!!!

[rosedavid]

20 + 31 for the get to know the writer thing !!

-birdclowns

thank you!!

20. Have you noticed any patterns in your fics? Words/expressions that appear a lot, themes, common settings, etc?

Oh, for sure! I feel like every fic writer has them, good and bad. Especially if I find myself writing a lot on a particular day, I'll often reuse similar phrases/words. I do think I have similar themes in a lot of my fics. I tend to write a lot of fluff and banter (which I think I'm pretty good at).

31. Do you start with the characters or the plot when writing?

The characters, I think. Sometimes I'll have a vague idea of a plot, but most of my ideas are based on a scene of the characters and then I have to build the whole fic plot around that which can be a problem lmao.

get to know your fic writer!

[inkweedandlizards]

🔪

For @birdclowns! ❤️

I drew the villain from his latest fanfic your gentle hands are stained with the blood of anothers, highly recommend it, TK gets kidnapped and Carlos has to solve it.

Art under a cut for bloodsplatter, lol.

Denton 'the video killer' Miller! I had so much fun with his eyes and the background, lol, I hope I did him justice even though I forgot his stubble. 😅

[hucowboyification]

apprecia-tit-on

TK bites at the top of Carlos' left pec, muffling soft moans into his skin as Carlos fucks into him. The right side is covered by his husband's hand, blunt nails digging in almost viciously.

Carlos’ chest has been bruised for weeks at this point- the second one mark fades, TK is replacing it with another. Every time the heavy fabric of his vest rubs against a bruise, he winces, and he's fairly certain his co-workers are starting to notice. He's barely even allowed to wear a shirt at home- every time he tries, TK looks like a dog whose bone was stolen. Even when he does manage to put a shirt on, TK still pulls at his nipples, or squeezes his pecs, or even just stares.  

He's always either sucking, biting, licking, staring at, squeezing, poking, or resting his head on Carlos' chest. And, frankly, Carlos is a bit worried that he'll never be able to put on a shirt without wincing again. 

Not, of course, that Carlos doesn't enjoy his husband's obsession. Anything that has TK dragging him into bed, shoving him against a wall, or otherwise demanding immediate fucking is positive in his books, even if his dick is sometimes a bit worn out from how often he's been coming lately.

[welcometololaland]

🌧️ & ❄️ for the cutesy asks!!

-birdclowns 💕💕

thank you, jasper!! i hope your kidnapped fic is coming along well <3

🌧️ - what's your favourite thing to do on rainy days?

i love when it rains as i'm falling asleep, it's one of my favourite sounds! but if it's the middle of the day (on a weekend) i'll light a scented candle, make a coffee, curl up in an armchair and write fic with my cat awkwardly squashed in beside me/half on my lap.

❄️ - what's my favourite season?

definitely early autumn when it's still really warm but not boiling hot, and the leaves are starting to change colour. i love the colours of autumn/fall.

you can ask me a sweet and pure ask here (not that i'm sweet and pure but kdhfskjh)

[putting-the-bi-in-bau]

for @birdclowns for the @cmgiftexchange

You wanted to see how Hotch was coping after Haley's death, plus some HotchReid comfort, familial Rossi comfort, and general team as family comfort. I hope this ticks all your boxes!!

Thank you for allowing me to be a part of all of this <3

[ambiguouspenny]

JASPER!? OH MY GOD MY HEART!!! LOOK AT HIS LITTLE FACE IN THE PHOTO WITH GWYN!! 😭😭 CARLOS SHOULD ABSOLUTELY HOLD HIM REALLY CLOSE.

This is. Stunning. And heartbreaking. And I love them and I love this. The photos all spread out. I miss her too TK 😭

I’m just supposed to go about my day now after seeing this.

What a beautiful gift from such a talented artist 😭🥹 this is exact my cup of holiday season angst.

(OH MY GOD THIS GOT SAVED TO MY DRAFTS ON ACCIDENT I PROMISE I HAVEN’T JUST BEEN IGNORING IT 🙈)

my @tarlos-santa gift for @ambiguouspenny<33

you asked for holiday whump and I said fuck yeah I can do that. and then spiraled thinking about tk's first hanukkah without gwyn. I just think carlos should hold him really close while he sobs 🥰 happy holidays!!!

[heartstringsduet]

Trying to find some very tame snippets after last night's sentence spam (sorry folks) but for those interested have more of A Few Moons Ago Thanks for tagging me @thisbuildinghasfeelings @eclectic-sassycoweyes

“Hi,” TK says with a bit of a laugh as he settles in on the chair opposit him. The room feels colder for it, like the anticipation of them sharing the couch Carlos is settled on makes his skin miss what it could have had.

“Hey.”

“You got us hangover cookies?” TK asks looking at the two tine gold rimmed plates on the table.

Carlos knows how to play it cool, at least in that moment. He shrugs and curls his now arms in front of his chest, delighted to see TK track the movement of his biceps.

“I had to order something.”

TK’s eyes widen. “Oh, did you have to wait long?”

“No,” Carlos says, too quickly to make it appear as casual as he had intended. “Don’t worry.”

TK hums with a smile. “So this is intended to be the metaphorical rabbit you caught to impress me.”

As much as Carlos tried to tell himself that TK reaching out first through a call and then through text the last few days was not to be inflated into the romcom Carlos’ head constantly tries to spin his life into, he knows when he’s being flirted with. 

“We both know you would not have liked an actual bleeding rabbit at your feet,” Carlos replies.

“You’re right.” TK picks up the white macadamia biscotti in front of him, unknowingly stroking Carlos’ ego for picking right for him. “I prefer my courting to be done with sugary treats.” OPEN TAG &

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@tellmegoodbye @ironheartwriter @sapphic--kiwi

@certifiedflower @kiwichaeng @sanjuwrites @birdclowns

@cold-blooded-jelly-doughnut @goodways @nancys-braids

[paperstorm]

thanks for the tags @heartstringsduet @strandnreyes @orchidscript @lemonlyman-dotcom @corsage @bonheur-cafe @nisbanisba @carlos-in-glasses and @reyesstrand!

“Coffee’s code for sex, right?” Paul asks, and Marjan covers her mouth.

“Coffee is definitely code for sex,” Carlos agrees. “But we should be polite the next time we see them and pretend it wasn’t that obvious.”

“Ours is cardio,” TK pipes up. Three sets of brown eyes turn to him, and a half-hysterical giggle bubbles up from his throat at the instantly scandalized look on his boyfriend’s face. “What, it is!”

“We – we do not have a code word, ignore him,” Carlos splutters, while Paul glances back and forth between them, exaggeratedly delighted.

“Did you forget that time we were at your aunt and uncle’s place, and you were telling your cousin about how you were trying to find time to fit more cardio into your schedule while under the table your toes were up my pant leg?” TK reminds him. “‘Cause I haven’t.”

Marjan lets out a soft scream, muffled behind her hands, and rounds on Carlos. “In front of your family, Carlos?”

“One time doesn’t make it a code word! Oh my God. I’m never touching you again,” Carlos declares dramatically, pushing himself up off the couch while Paul laughs so hard he nearly falls to the floor.

Tagging @theghostofashton @birdclowns @reyesstrand @strandnreyes @cold-blooded-jelly-doughnut

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@captain-gillian @tellmegoodbye @anactualcaseofthetruth @ironheartwriter @eclectic-sassycoweyes

@ditheringmind @emsprovisions

Want to be added or removed from the list? Lmk

[reasonandfaithinharmony]

for ur unedited gif game.

hand me that sweet sweet carlos shaking a gun in that dudes face from s4 😘😘

ur gifs make me insane btw. ur a god

-birdclowns 💕💕

Thank you so much for the ask and for such lovely words, @birdclowns! 💕

Ah, going for intensity and pain, I see.

It's possible that a moment from earlier in the scene would have more directly answered your request. But oof, he looks so lost and broken here.

Unedited Gif Game

[mooshkat]

ur trademark is straight up just kinks. all of them. and blood ofc <333

-birdclowns 🤡

yeah ♡ i like collecting them like trophies at this point

[try-set-me-on-fire]

Carlos as Superman for @birdclowns for @911actionforgaza gotcha for Gaza! Last few days to join in!

[lonestar-s5countdown]

We have a bit of a different game this week to help us all engage in some final season 5 speculation! Send some asks with emojis to get the speculation conversation going:

3️⃣ What are three things you’re hoping to see in season 5?

👬 What Tarlos moments are you most looking forward to?

🤗 Which character are you most excited to see in season 5?

🤏Which minor character(s) will we see again?

🍭 What new terms of endearment do you think we might hear from TK and Carlos?

💔 Which couple is most in danger of breaking up?

💒 Who is most likely to get married?

🔫 Who murdered Gabriel?

🔍 How will Grace’s absence be explained?

👩‍🚒 Who is going to take Judd’s lieutenant position?

🩹 How is Robert’s death going to impact Owen?

🚑 How does Nancy become captain?

🤠 What are your thots on the two belts and the rest of Carlos’ Ranger uniform?

💍 How will TK and Carlos celebrate their anniversary?

🧑‍🍼 What is going to happen with Jonah and Enzo?

👶 How old is Jonah?

🗻 How do you think Tommy and Trevor’s relationship will progress?

☎️ How will Wyatt do as the new dispatcher?

🕺 How does Judd make it back to the firehouse?

⚰️ Will anyone die this season?

Tagging some people who might be interested to help get us started:

@lemonlyman-dotcom @strandnreyes @she-walked-away @ladytessa74 @herefortarlos

@thisbuildinghasfeelings @paperstorm @heartstringsduet @alrightbuckaroo @happilylovingchaos

@fifthrideroftheapocalypse @literateowl @birdclowns @nancys-braids @emsprovisions

@tellmegoodbye @ironheartwriter @bonheur-cafe @tkslittlesway @theghostofashton

@goldenskykaysani @toomanycupsoftea @carlos-in-glasses @guardian-angle22 @reyesstrand

@welcometololaland @rmd-writes @lightningboltreader @tinyluminaryzombie @sugdenlovesdingle

@shes-an-oddbird @decafdino @butchreyes @corsage @the-126-family