#birdbox🕊️

[iri-desky]

Oooooh I saw your reblog on my post and I'm intrigued to see what you can do! >:D

If you have the time, I would like to request for a Horropedia x fem!reader for a headstart... Maybe specifically with the reader also wearing glasses? It would be funny if he asked if the design is from any movie and stuff XP

No rush and good luck! 🙌

Thank you so much for the ask, yay! I tried my best. And sorry for the wait! I had school finals ;-; Didn't really have much time nor energy to write--nonetheless, I enjoyed this!

___________

(◇BESPECTACLED ◇)

♡ Horropedia x Fem!Bespectacled! Reader

♡ Type: Narrative, One-Shot-- Reader Self Insert (denoted by (y/n))

♡ Genre: Romantic Fluff

♡ Content Warnings: None!

Enjoy~

___________

"I'll admit, I can absolutely say the first X-Ray Monkeyman movie is fantastic, although the second film is compartively sub par..."

It was a quiet evening, sunlight flowing through the windows and painting the room in scarlet and tangerine. Within the pallid walls of the foundation, you were assigned the blandest of paperwork.

Well, it would've been a quiet evening if it weren't for Horropedia's--your best friend and current coworker-- perpetual chatter.

His voice tends to carry, Horropedia's, although nonetheless you didn't quite have the heart to silence his persistent jibber-jabbering. The absolute glow on his face whenever he discussed one of his favorite horror movies or was asked about the latest horror debate was incomparable to anyone you've ever seen, a gleaming grin on his face as his glasses shimmered with a tiny, piquant starlight in the evening sun. Eyes like honey, delicate and sweet, and an intellect, serrated, sharp.

Indeed, he had not a tint malevolence of in his jabbering or gaze, just passion.

"Hey! ... (y/n)? Earth to Miss (y/n)! You alright there?...It looked like you're looking straight into the void. Careful, the void stares back should you gaze too long," He chuckled heartily, taking a swig of his coffee.

"What? Oh, nothing." You muttered, shaking your head-- you blinked rapidly in the light of the sun, attempting to reorient yourself. "Lost in my thoughts. But, anyway, I still think the second movie's better than the first." You chuckled.

He smirked as he processed your counterclaim. "Actually, while I can respect your point, the first film is definitely better than the first. Scares are higher quality, the actors give a more believable performance..."

"Well, didn't the second film have better marketing?"

"Not quite. While the second film had a more active marketing campaign, the first one was more successful. In fact, in one of their first screenings, they sold limited edition glasses similar to the pivotal artifacts from the movie. It was only sold at the premiere, it was a huge success... in fact, these glasses aren't ordinary spectacles," He stated, proudly, pushing up his own glasses. "They were in fact the glasses sold at its premiere!"

"Oh, wait," He said excitedly, rushing over to you, "Those glasses look familiar... did you get them from the film's premiere? I did, myself--" He slipped off his glasses and stepped in front of you, proudly presenting the inner pattern of the frames to you, bumping shoulders with you. He was so absorbed in his ramblings, he didn't notice the streak of pink dashing across your face. "They may not look like much, but see here? This inner pattern--it's highly distinctive!"

Your face brightened at his enthusiasm. "I don't think so, but I guess you can look sometime."

He turned up to you, and slipped on his glasses again. "Wait, lemme see here for a second-"

Before you had a moment to object, he stepped right in front of your face and was peering to the side, in an attempt to see the inner rims--in doing so, he bumped noses with you as you gasped in surprise. It took him about three seconds to realize what he was doing.

One -- he touched noses with you, brilliant eyes amber in the dying sunlight, enthralled by his passions.

Two -- he peered to the side, searching for that telltale pattern in pure, analytical fascination.

Three -- he pulled a strand of hair out of your face, behind your ear, his movements, delicate.

It was to get a better view.

After that final moment ticked by, there was a beat as Horropedia stared at your face. Then his cheeks flooded with fuschia, his eyes growing wide as saucers. His hands began to shake.

"Oh." That's all he could stutter out.

For once, he had nothing to say.

"...I guess I'll...I'll...um..."

He slowly slipped off your glasses, taking a step back--just one.

He then, shakily, slipped off his own.

He stared down at the two pairs in his hands.

"...nope...haha...yours aren't the souvenirs..."

You couldn't speak.

His head tilted up again into your direction, glancing up at you as he continued to awkwardly fumble with both your glasses in his hands.

"...(y/n)?"

"...mm-hmm?"

"...Have I ever told you...uh...you look...look...I love the way you look...with...uh...your eyes with...your eyes are really gor--gorgeous with no glasses and your glasse-"

He didn't have a chance to finish his sentence. You had cut him off when your lips touched his.

It was a gentle, saccharine kiss, his supple lips meeting yours with adoring pressure and fast succession. His kiss was zealous, albeit pure--and clearly, he didn't mind it at all.

He was so absorbed into the kiss that, several moments later, both of your glasses clattered to the floor from his hands.

He dragged himself away, his visage frazzled and--to say it plainly, an absolute blushing mess.

"...Whoops," He chuckled, reluctantly bending down to scoop up both of your spectacles. He handed yours over, hands still shivering. "I--I believe these are yours." He said with an awkward grin as he shoved on his own glasses, brushing stray hairs out of his face.

You grappled your own glasses in your hands, an involuntary smile tugging at your lips.

"...(y/n)?" He asks.

"Yeah?"

"... thanks for listening to my stupid questions."

You step back up closer to him, his flustered expression a badge of his affection.

"It's my pleasure," You smile. "And, Horropedia?"

"...yes?"

"... would you like to take your glasses off again for a second?"

_________

I had a great time writing this, but just FYI that this is my first request anywhere! So definitely feel free to give me some feedback. Hope you enjoyed!!

[iri-desky]

Hey!

Can you please tell me how this bill will affect the users outside of usa?

I hope I don't sound rude

you definitely don't! I truly appreciate the question. :)

Unfortunately, given that most of the internet is staged within the US, this is bad news for everyone--this bill doesn't only censor the content from US members, it straight up takes down the content they find "harmful" to children. This means it's NOWHERE on the internet... for EVERYONE WORLDWIDE. Hence why we can't let this pass.

[iri-desky]

once i drew furry art of a lion (bulge and no chest but no mane) that was fully sfw (she was jst in a swimsuit??? But not even posing nsfw or anything jst at the beach and playing volleyball) and it was taken down💀 tumblr treats anything that could allude to trans women as a sin like. God forbid i draw a fucking LION in a swimsuit that slight hints at her being a trans girl

AAAAAUUUGH, my friend, I'm so sorry-- that's actually bullshit. ;-; Seriously? And here we are calling Tumblr the gay site. Also who was even looking hard enough to FIND the bulge that alluded to this lovely lioness being Trans? A bit suspect if you ask me. Are people on this site that transphobic that they'd scan every part of an image to figure out if a woman is Trans? Dang...I don't understand why it's such a big issue.

Thank you so much for letting me know about this case, Anon -- I'll probably make another post for this transgender issue we've been having lately alongside the KOSA post. 💞 THANK YOU!

[iri-desky]

kosa deez nuts

*punts you into the sun*

[iri-desky]

in all honesty with public perception on niji falling people are coming up with rumors about the niji talents after more and more 4chan rumors turned out true. this seems to mainly be randoms clout chasing going "AND ANOTHER THING!!!" just because a lot of people are believing any rumors they come across now :\ I would just stay weary taking everything with a grain of salt as livers stay inactive and all these accusations fly around (plus has Luca EVER done bfe??? I wouldn't know) I hope you stay strong bro :( 💛

Hey!! I really appreciate the support and information ♡. I BELIEVE he's done an asmr stream or two? Albeit I doubt the allegations. He's never been that kind of streamer (especially not bfe) so I do mildly doubt this, though as somebody whose had Luca as a higher oshi this definitely is worrying. The allegations all coming out of the blue JUST now seem strange, especially with 90% of them coming from one person on twt (as I was given the source by from another anon -- BTW, thank you so so sooooooo much again!!) ... So it's hard to know what to believe. Thank you so so much and pog on my friend 💛

[iri-desky]

What you wrote is crazy man🧨

I'm not entirely sure what this refers to, as it can refer to a number of things STILL getting traction to this day, but all I can say is, thanks bro (gender neutral) ~ ☆ ! Truly appreciate it!

[iri-desky]

Hi! I saw you reblogged about your past hyperfixations. I saw xenoblade Chronicles amongst them. I have one question.

How the hell do so say xenoblade?

Heeey! I really like this question, so, here's your answer.

Xenoblade is pronounced like "xeno" (same prefix in "xenophobia", the prefix meaning 'other' or 'foreign') and 'blade' put together, likely relating to the foreign nature of the Monado (mo-nah-dough), the quintessential blade in the story.

You pronounce it like this:

Zee-no-blade.

Thank you so much for asking :))

[iri-desky]

i hope kosa passes but only for you

Thanks man! 😇 hope you have the jolliest of days in hell! Also

[iri-desky]

Hi how are you? I hope everything is going alright, I'm sorry if I'm being annoying i just wanted to ask you if you could help me rb my post please? My life has been very rough and sad lately recovering is not easy 😞 sorry for bothering you and thanks, a rb helps a ton

Hi there Alex!! Thanks for dropping into my Inbox, so nice to meet you!! :]] I'm doing all right--though I'm so sorry about everything I can see happening on your blog. Here, is this the post? Just checking. :)

[iri-desky]

I am a young indigenous latin mother, it is very sad to have to ask for help in this way, but my salary is not enough, I owe 2 months rent and food is running out, After months of suffering because of renal cancer my husband passed away, After a long battle from radiotheraphy he left us alone I have 1 little son left on me, please help me raise $1500, I don't really have enough fund right now to cover my rent and food.

Hi there. Of course. :) I'm going to make a post for it right now. Thanks so much for contacting me.

[iri-desky]

// I just want to say- ily, saranghae,,,, <333🫶/p

Aaaaaw!! Thank you so much birdie! This is of of the sweetest letters I've ever gotten <3 thanks, I love you too!! (/p)