#bingus and egg

[mmmm-burnt-eggs]

Bingus is strong

Bingus is wise

Praise the bingues

Ia m not sleep deprived

Pay no attention to the tags

Therie is not sleep deprivation in the tags

[hkayakh]

Ok now that I’m back from termination I’m gonna post some meme templates

This is from the comic about the wizard creature using a wyrm egg for food. I believe the artist of this is Pocketss.

Here is an example

[biblicallyaccurateandrogynoussex]

What if hit campaign convergence were to end up in the qsmp, an au. Aka I realized both jrwi convergence and the qsmp had important things that were eggs so I made an au about it.

Au notes under under cut

So the 7 eggs from convergence become alive/sentient when the crew ends up in the qsmp after another world hop. And on one hand they can leave but on the other whenever they try the eggs just run off so no chickens crossing the road for them.

Oh also I did name the eggs. From left to right it's: Yggdrasil, Bingus, Mayo, Brooklyn, Ranger, Nebula, and Spore.

Also this follows my personal canon since convergence is currently not finished and therefore lore is my jungle gym. Anyways after saving the universe from the convergence they all just stay together as a team to do lil odd-jobs <3

They also wouldn't be trusted much by the Islanders at first OR the federation. The feds are NOT happy about the convergence crew just appearing on the island out of nowhere. But slowly the Islanders come around to them like "Oh the federation doesn't like you so you've got to be against them"

Anyways Kroe somehow becoming a staple babysitter for eggs and being on that single parent grind with 7 eggs while Strangle is off finding a way off the island and accidentally befriending like Cellbit and Roier, Kasper is off doing who knows what being labeled as suspicious by everyone, Flynn accidentally ends up in exile and is concerned, and Alastyr is befriending silly scientists

Please ask me more about this au or give your own thoughts please please

[sadnessisavegetable]

Betsy and Bertha, and Bingus and Tabatha.

I have thoughts about all of these chickens different personalities, and I think it’s funny that they came rather close to the extremes of both Ghirahim and Zant’s behaviors (though simplified).

More information and rambles under cut! I only shortened with a cut because I rambled long!

Betsy is a friendly and sweet chicken who genuinely likes people. Bertha is an angry freak who killed the rooster (metaphorically, I know there are no roosters in Stardew Valley) for no reason except him looking at her wrong.

Bingus is the most anxious and loud velcro chicken ever, she needs to be held and put in little pajamas or she will scream. Tabatha is a menace, but in the way where she is rather imposing and seems to be the boss, she’s acting like a rooster.

The reasoning behind the naming styles:

Betsy(brown) and Bertha(void) are little old lady names that Ghirahim liked for his two ladies.

Tabatha(blue) got that name because Zant thought that she needed a weirdly grandma name that also radiates strength in his brain.

Bingus(white) was named like that because Zant thought it was hilarious. Bingus also looks like she knows her name is Bingus.

And yes, they are all in the same coop, which leads to interesting dynamics that Zant and Ghirahim speculate on outside of the game since they share a co-op farm.

Bingus velcros to Betsy if Zant is not around to hold her or let her follow him. Betsy is very casual and raises most of the ducks that are hatched, so Bingus is like a hapless coparent but she’s doing her best. Bertha herds everything, chases everything, bites everything except Betsy and the ducks. Bingus gets herded an awful lot, poor thing. And Tabatha gets bitten a lot by Bertha, though Bertha also behaves like a rather clingy lover to Tabatha during the winter for warmth. Bertha is not allowed to sit on eggs to hatch them because then she doesn’t let anyone approach the coop.

[nrvcntr]

baldur’s gate patch 836:

- dialogue fixed in gnoll hunter bingus mingus’s route so that if you tell him not to eat the githyanki egg he doesnt become hostile if your approval is positive or you’re on his romance route

[zermizomilk]

you know the drill :3 1. What is you middle name? 2. How old are you? 3. When is your birthday? 4. What is your zodiac sign? 5. What is your favorite color? 6. What’s your lucky number? 7. Do you have any pets? 8. Where are you from? 9. How tall are you? 10. What shoe size are you? 11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 12. What was your last dream about? 13. What talents do you have? 14. Are you psychic in any way? 15. Favorite song? 16. Favorite movie? 17. Who would be your ideal partner? 18. Do you want children? 19. Do you want a church wedding? 20. Are you religious? 21. Have you ever been to the hospital? 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? 23. Have you ever met any celebrities? 24. Baths or showers? 25. What color socks are you wearing? 26. Have you ever been famous? 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? 28. What type of music do you like? 29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? 30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 31. What position do you usually sleep in? 32. How big is your house? 33. What do you typically have for breakfast? 34. Have you ever fired a gun? 35. Have you ever tried archery? 36. Favorite clean word? 37. Favorite swear word? 38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? 39. Do you have any scars? 40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? 41. Are you a good liar? 42. Are you a good judge of character? 43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? 44. Do you have a strong accent? 45. What is your favorite accent? 46. What is your personality type? 47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? 48. Can you curl your tongue? 49. Are you an innie or an outie? 50. Left or right handed? 51. Are you scared of spiders? 52. Favorite food? 53. Favorite foreign food? 54. Are you a clean or messy person? 55. Most used phrased? 56. Most used word? 57. How long does it take for you to get ready? 58. Do you have much of an ego? 59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? 60. Do you talk to yourself? 61. Do you sing to yourself? 62. Are you a good singer? 63. Biggest Fear? 64. Are you a gossip? 65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? 66. Do you like long or short hair? 67. Can you name all 50 states of America? 68. Favorite school subject? 69. Extrovert or Introvert? 70. Have you ever been scuba diving? 71. What makes you nervous? 72. Are you scared of the dark? 73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? 74. Are you ticklish? 75. Have you ever started a rumor? 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? 77. Have you ever drank underage? 78. Have you ever done drugs? 79. Who was your first real crush? 80. How many piercings do you have? 81. Can you roll your Rs?“ 82. How fast can you type? 83. How fast can you run? 84. What color is your hair? 85. What color is your eyes? 86. What are you allergic to? 87. Do you keep a journal? 88. What do your parents do? 89. Do you like your age? 90. What makes you angry? 91. Do you like your own name? 92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? 93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? 94. What are you strengths? 95. What are your weaknesses? 96. How did you get your name? 97. Were your ancestors royalty? 98. Do you have any scars? 99. Color of your bedspread? 100. Color of your room?

THIS TOOK A WHILE TO SPACE LOL

alright tis the time again:

i won't answer anything when it comes to names just gonna say that

14

nov 26 one day before yours!

i looked it up "Sagittarius"

a minty green

26 or 09

yes

Europe

idk like 178-180 cm

42 i think? Europe size

like 4

kicking the shit outta slender man

¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

prob not

punk tactics

Wonka

idk partner as in crime or marriage since im aro

nope

nah

No

yes

no

nope

showers

black like my entire wardrobe

no

maybe

my music taste is madness

nope

1

on my stomach or back i often move around

i don't know

sandwich, eggs, hotdogs etc

yes

yeah

bingus

Fuck

10?11 hours?

Yes

no

I think

no

yesnt

a little

no

idk how bout you tell me?

probably shoes those bitches are expensive even if they're not a popular brand

yes

innie

right

yes

eggs or pizza

nothing comes to mind

somewhere in the middle im usually dirty but then i clean everything up

an insult "You cock sniffling weasel"

Bitch

like 10-20 minutes

i don't think so

crunch because my teeth are tungsten

yes

not anymore

meh

loneliness

i prefer to keep it as black mail

idk don't watch many movies

long

no

art or gym

introvert

no

silence

no

some times

yes

no

yes

nope

no

never really had one

0 :']

i think

pretty meh

pretty fast

dark brown

bluish maybe greenish

nothing

no

im assuming for work mother works at an old persons home father is an electrical engineer

somewhat

alot of things

it's annoying but i have to deal with it

no

no

strong fast durable smartish

low endurance constantly tired

they just thought it sounded nice

no

yes

yellow ish like banana colour

mostly white

[mylittlegarden-347]

Since I've already posted, might as well make an intro

About my blog! 🌰

🌸"Planting a seed" is what I use for questions! I do take drawing prompts when I'm not busy, so you could ask me for a drawing!

🍁be responsible with your asks, I will not hesitate to remove anon+block people.

🌻Art rules

No NSFW🚫

I likely won't be drawing any full fursonas because of my skill level, but you can send things like kemonomimi in & I'll try my best!

🌷Fandoms I'm in that I can remember off the top of my head

Green eggs & ham (the show)

Centaurworld

Tadc (I likely won't draw these characters as of rn)

Jentry Chau vs the forces of evil or whatever /j

BLUEY

My little pony

Captain underpants

Dogman

🍀This isn't everything, so please send in suggestions & I'll see if I know it!

Musical theatre stuff

Trollhunters

3below

Disclaimer:if you ask for art, you may be waiting for a while...pls be patient ・゜(。┰ω┰。).・゜

Now, onto stuff about me!

🌺I'd like to be called gardener, please! ˙˚ʚ(´◡`)ɞ˚ (bug nicknames are also acceptable just ask)

🍁my pronouns are she/it (+any other neos, even bingus /hj)

🌱 Big age:13+, Little age:3-8 ish

💐I am a very shy person, I don't really love being messaged on here, but I will accept if u wanna be friends (under 18 yr & over 13 yr only pls)

🌹I have a partner & a cg, pls don't message about that /nm

🍂I likely will not respond to anything while little

(´･_･`) i’m sorry

🌼 if u know me from my main acc please don't announce that it's me, I'm not comfortable with the whole world knowing yet (if you'd like to say it you can just DM me)

I think that's all...probably.

Ok byeee! 🌸

[goat-mint]

there's egg remnants in the bingus mug.

[colorfulpaintspills]

BINGUS SPAWN EGGS. 😭

What I Thought having an introject of an ex friend would be like: Constant reminder of the trauma I experienced and the grief I feel towards them

What it's actually like:

[mmmm-burnt-eggs]

Bīñgüß

[chongoblog]

is there any way you can tell who B and E is without spoiling those who don't want to know because now I'm very curious with that DLC stuff you're talkin about

Yes! By putting them in the tags and just making there so many tags that they get drowned out! People who dont care or already know keep scrolling

otherwise get ready to read some tags

[vanityloves]

i see you are dwayne posting today 😏😏 dwayne tucking ur hair behind ur ear and kissin ur forehead !!!

yes i will be annoying ab the vampire they dont even refer to in the movie 😏

he can be cute as a treat! the small smile when he does it too 🥺 hed be the type to brush my hair out of my face just to 'see my pretty face' but also do this just to irritate me /lh:

[the-one-who-watches-wii]

shaving you bald like bingus /j /aff

Hold you like precious kibber. Good egg 🫵.

Light blue, orange, purple, black

:0

[art3you]

a dude

[hiya-im-mary]

INFORMATION ABOUT MY POKÉMON TEAM BECAUSE I LOVE THEM ALL!!!!

Meowscarada-My Starter!

They’re called a male in game,due to the starter gender ratio…but screw gender. Their gender is starter!

They have a bashful nature and their quite stubborn

Is most likely to zoom around my character

Cordelia the Azumaril

She’s one of my earliest catches,back when she was just an Azuril! I’m glad she stayed in the party,Cuz GOODNESS SHE IS USEFUL

She’s bold…but quick to flee

Has tanked many hits thanks to her very good HP and Defense! She was my last line of Defense in battles against Mela and Arven…and she won them both! I’m very grateful for her

Also she’s egg shaped <3

Candyfloss the Tinkaton

When I first checked out the paldeian dex,I knew I wanted her!!! I caught her when she was a Tinkatuff,hanging around in the castle ruins!

Her summary says she’s calm and thoroughly cunning! Tinkatons are usually energetic…but she definitely acts as such when smacking a steel type! She tries to bluff about being a steel type and says it’s just because of her hammer…but what does that say about her Tera Type being steel…?

GIGATON HAMMER CARRIED ME THROUGH GLASEDO GYM

She’s a menace to steel types…but she’s learning to get used to them! She was a

Waffle the Arcanine

I didn’t expect to find any Growlithe so early!!! Yet there were…and when I found a fire stone,I had to do what I had to do!

He’s has a timid nature and is somewhat of a clown! A shy little funny bingus!

BIG FLUFFY BABY

Intimidate is fun :>

Drogo the Houndstone

I love the Greavard line so much!!! I had to get this sweet bone man!

He aparently is sassy and is proud of his power! I can’t see it cuz he looks so sweet SISBSJSB

HIS TAIL IS ALWAYS WAGGING!!! I cannot tell you how much I love his voice clips! They’re adorable! And the stone sounds are satisfying!

Last Respects will be very useful when I get it!

Atlas the Garchomp

I WAS SO EXCITED TO CATCH A GARCHOMPPPP! When I saw a terastilazed one walking around…I had to make my shot! He’s was and still is very over levelled compared to my other team members!

He has a mild nature and takes plenty of siestas! I’ve seen this first hand. Whenever he’s out of the ball,he’ll go to sleep if we’re not walking around or if I’m talking to him!

When I got my mons size c decked out by that lady in Mesagoza,she said he’s very big for Garchomp standards! I like to think he’s the size of an alpha Garchomp in Legends! So…yes very big. Large dude. I know the point is Alpha Pokemon we’re in the past…because LA was in the past…but it’s MY Pokémon team and I get to make Headcanons about them!

He fainted a legendary. I AM NOT JOKING!!! I used dragon rage on my first attempt to catch Ting-Lu,who is level 60…Atlas was level 66. So he fainted a shrine legendary. Wowie

Either way…I love these creatures so much! I’ve been trying to level them all up to…At least somewhere inbetween level 60 for the Pokémon League,Last two Starfall Street missions and Area 0! My team changed a lot,and I love the Pokémon I used on way,but put in my boxes later on!