#bingsepticeye x reader

[lonelyrosegold]

The cooler side

Warning: none just fluff

Note: I wrote this with chase in mind but I realized at the end that it can be read as any of the septic egos so enjoy i guess

Also this is unedited cause I don't edit things ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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"What the hell you doing down there?"

Well there's worst ways to wake up, you buried yourself in to the duvet before reluctantly opening your eyes to look at the confused face of your boyfriend

Shuffling around to lay on your back while still staying snug in the dovet "yes?"

"Why are you sleeping this way?"

The way he is referring to is at the foot of the bed, to be more specific your turned around so your head is at the foot

"It got hot up there so I moved" you replied, closing your eyes hopeful to get back to sleep before you have to get up for the day

"but thats the foot of the bed" gesturing to his own feet that sit a little ways away from your face "Says who?, who in the world decided that there was a foot side and a head side?" You replied in a tired spiel, he snorts a bit at this

"Well the headbord is over here for one" he counters back

"Well not all beds have headbords sweetheart, it really a choice to have one or not" you move the blanket to cover your face in a dramatic fashion " well I'll give you that one but I still don't like the idea of sleeping where dirty feet lie"

You quickly remove the blanket from your face "Are you saying you don't clean your feet before going to bed?!"

"Well no bu-" you pop up to smack your pillow in his face "YOU NASTY" he grabs the pillow from you and gives you a good wrack back before putting the pillow back down

"I wear house shoes so my feet usually don't get dirty unlike someone who refuses to wear even socks at home"

"I don't like how they feel" you replie as you scrunch back up under the blanket away from the cold morning air

"I understand that's why I don't say anything" he leans down to give you a small kiss on the lips "but. . ."

"But?"

"I still don't understand why your sleeping at the end of the bed"

You let out a loud tired groan as you throw the blanket back "Then come lay over here and find out" you say as you pat the now open spot next to you " mmmm, fine" he move his pillow next to your and lays down while you throw the blanket over him, cuddle up to his chest he wraps his arm around you and puts his chin on your head

"Nice isn't it" you say, he pulls you in a little more "only cause your here" he says closing his eyes to finally go back to sleep

"Told you so" you give him a kiss and fall back asleep

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[clanwarrior-tumbly]

For the one word prompt, I got cover. maybe with our Septicboi Bing?

"Here.”

Blinking slowly, Bing looked away from his charging port, finding a blanket covering his shoulders. He lightly tugged it closer to his body, feeling the soft texture and smiling, before he looked at you. “Thank you for this..it’s not necessary but...I appreciate the gesture.”

“Of course.” You sat beside him and gently took his arm to see the battery percentage. “Still pretty low, huh? We need to find a better outlet for you.” 

A small pout formed on your lips, although it went away as you noticed the android resting his head on your shoulder. With a chuckle you hugged him. “Did you initiate “cuddly-mode”?”

“..I might as well have.” Bing shrugged, his eyes closing as he went into sleep mode, just for a little while.

[lily-is-writing]

Preference: The Dark Bois want attention

Dark turns you to him and steals a deep, lustful kiss. "Who said you could ignore me, kitten?" He growls, the room grows dim and he takes you.

Anti uses his abilities to switch off the TV before he pulls you onto his lap. "Hey babe" he says brightly, glitching a little. He tickles you. Mercilessly.

Natemare lays dramatically across your lap. "Baaaaaaaabyyyy" he whines. "Yes?" "Love meeee" he demands. You cave and cuddle for hours.

Google BOMBARDS you with facts until you shut him up with a kiss. Which he latches onto. He enjoys your touch so he pulls you into him.

Ever seen Heathers? Wilford pulls a JD shoots the radio, or tv in this case. He will just act up until you yell at him and then he just smiles and kisses you.

Bing goes quiet. You must be busy. He doesnt wanna bother you. But he will stare longingly you notice and give him some well deserved snuggle time.

Robbie smooches you everywhere he can reach. Cheeks, nose, forehead, neck and blush when you moan. He didnt exactly aim to but he just got lucky.

Phantom pins you down, chuckling. "You busy, doll?" He doesnt let you answer. He kisses you and just stares lovingly into your eyes. "You sweet thing..."

[markiplier-bonjur]

Services Terminated

Pairing: Bingsepticeye X Reader

Request: “#54 with Bing pleas!” (“Get a job!”)  + “87 with Bing!” (“Your services are no longer required.”)

A/N: I really love the idea that Bing has anger issues and glitches out because of it. I figured I’d take out two birds with one stone here! Enjoy! [Y/M/N= Your Mother’s Name]

Warnings: slight swearing, angsty-ish, reader’s mom is a rude human, fluffy towards the end

You stared at your computer, scrolling through countless job-search websites as you sipped your coffee which was now cold. You lost your job as an editor nearly a month ago because quote, “Your services are no longer required.” 

What business that posts articles doesn't require a goddamned editor?! You groan and let your head fall to the table. You weren't sure if you wanted to scream or cry or punch something in the face but it was killing you to do nothing.

Something clinks down onto the table next to you. “My sensors indicate an influx of blood to the neural system.”

You pick your head up. Bing had brought you a glass of water and Advil. “Thanks,” you mumble. You’d grown oddly used to his scientific terms and trusted whatever he suggested.

“Y/N, my sources tell me rest will help lower your stress level,” he says.

“‘M fine, Bing,” you protest, before swallowing two of the pills.

He cocks his head to the side. “My sensors indicate your blood pressure is 138 over 82.”

“And?” you ask curtly. You pull your laptop closer as you resume your hopeless search.

“It is high,” he states bluntly.

“Oh, wow, thanks,” you mutter, rolling your eyes.

“Listen here, girl,” his voice glitches on the word, demanding your attention, “you will heed my observations and respond accordingly. Understood?” The camera lenses in his eyes focus on you. You nod meekly, realizing just how close he was.

He stands up straight again, his eyes flickering. “I request you lie down.”

You sigh, tears brimming in your eyes. “Bing, I can’t just give up. I have to find another job!”

“You are not ‘giving up’, Y/N, you are resting,” he counters.

“Bing, I can’t afford to rest!”

“You also cannot afford a trip to the hospital.”

You hold you head in your hands. “I don't know what to do,” you whisper.

“Would you like to request financial aid from Y/M/N?” You pull your head up to the screen glowing in front of you.

“No. no, no,” you say, quickly hitting ‘DECLINE’. 

Bing squints, tilting his head to the side. “Override complete, Financial Aid from Y/M/N requested.”

“Bing!” you scream, the tears slipping down your cheeks. “What did you do?!”

“I requested financial aid from Y/M/N,” he replies idly.

“Wh- Bing, she’s gonna’ be pissed and I can’t handle that right now!“

“Y/N, I assure you, she will not be- INCOMING CALL FROM Y/M/N.”

“Oh god,” you mumble. You rip across the room towards your phone, catching your mothers contact flash on the screen. You take a shaky breath and answer it.

“Hi Mom,” you say weakly.

“Y/N, why did I just receive a message that you need money?” she deadpans.

“I, uh, I didn't mean to send that to you, I’m just- I got fired last month and-”

“Last month?! Why don't you get a job! Who else did you ask for money from Y/N?”

“No one I don't think-” you glance to Bing as he stands with an expressionless face.

“Wow, so you can ask your mother for cash but you won’t even go get another job.”

“Mom, I’ve been trying,” you sniffle.

She scoffs. “Sure you have.”

“Mom-”

“Look, Y/N, I hope to see you this Christmas, but I’ve got to go.”

“Mom, please-”

“Goodbye, Y/N.”

Click.

You hold the phone to you ear as the dial tone rings angrily. Tears stream down your cheeks freely now, and you don't even care enough to wipe them away.

Bing takes a step forward. “Y/N-”

“Don’t,” you cry softly.

“I apologize,” he says.

“You don’t even know what that means!” You shout, throwing your phone against the wall. He doesn't even flinch as the battery pelts him in the face. “I told you not to contact her,” you growl.

“My objective is to take care of my user as deemed necessary,” he replies abruptly.

You turn away, walking towards your room. “And look how that turned out,” you mumble beneath your breath.

1:37 am. Bing carefully pushed open your door, hyperaware of the steady breathing from within. His eyes quickly land on your sleeping form. You were curled tightly against yourself as if you were cold, holding your knees to your chest with a deadly grip. As he drew closer he could see the red streaks that the tears had left on your cheeks.

Knitting his brows together, Bing quietly pulls an extra blanket out of the closet and drapes it over you. You relax slightly. Bing’s eyes flicker as he processes new information.

He slips beneath the covers, scooting next to you. Hesitantly, he reaches to touch your hair, brushing it away from your puffy eyes. You relax into his touch. Bing tenses as you curl next to him, your nose brushing against his hip. You sigh at the soft whirring from his system.

“Apologize, VERB, express regret for something that one has done wrong.”

[gerardwayslips]

Full House pt 5

It’s been three months. You’ve been here for three months, and you’ve learned quite a lot since that first day. Like how Darks room is filled books and he’ll sit there and read when he’s not running the house,  Or how Wilford sings while cooking, sometimes he will grab you when you’re walking past and swing you around while singing obnoxiously. Host seems to have grown fond of you and will let you sit is his room while he broadcasts, sometimes letting you join in (Something that shocked everyone else in the house), Bing is still very kind to you and makes sure you eat properly, Google has come around since the first time you two met, and likes to ask you questions about how you perceive the world around you. Light will take you out of a room if he feels like a fight is about to occur so you don’t get hurt.  Anti will force you into the living room to watch some movie that he’d chosen and leaves you out of his pranks ever since you convinced Wilford not to shoot him when Anti ruined his favourite tie.

All the members of the house have seemed to grown fond of you, some of them namely Dark and Anti, get increasingly jealous when you spend too much time with someone else. Both have dragged you away from Light because, “The damned feather duster is gonna turn you against the rest of us” Or “I need you to help me, mortal, be grateful I acknowledge you at all”. Everyone takes a different approach to get your attention, Light will tap your shoulder and wait politely, Wilford asks you to help him polish his guns or knifes, Bing and Google will ask for help on a “Human problem”, and the Host will send you into a story and narrate you through it.

Currently, you were lying on a couch, you couldn’t be sure which room you were in, Wilford likes to changes them around on you. In your hands you held a book from Darks room, it was about some backwards romance. Wuthering heights or something. To be honest you weren’t surprised that Dark enjoyed this book. You were finally getting to a good part when there was a loud crash from upstairs and multiple people yelling, Sighing you stood up and made your way towards the noise.

Upon reaching the commotion you were greeted with almost the entire household yelling at each other in what you assumed was the dining room. When you entered the room everyone went a deadly silent, You glanced around the room at all the men staring at you and you sighed, “What is going on? One second i’m peacefully reading, the next all of you are getting into a massive fight” You asked, your eyes going from person to person. Wilford, being he was the closest to you, got your attention first, “Willy, explain please” You addressed him, he smiled, “Nothing my dear, just a simple debate among us friends” He said, elbowing Anti (a bit too harshly), Who nodded franticly. You sighed and turned to Bing, “Bing, will you tell me what you guys are doing?” You asked, Bing froze as everyone turned to look at him, all of them knew he had the worst time lying to you, You put your hands on your hips and gave him what the guys call your “mom look”. he looked away, “N-nothing, like Wilford said, Just a friendly debate” He stammered, You huffed and turned to face Dark, “why do I feel like you have something to do with this?” You asked, he raised his hands innocently, “I have no idea what you’re talking about, Y/N” He said calmly.

You frowned, “You’re all up to something. And now every one in this room cannot be trusted until I figure out what it is” You said crossing your arms, everyone’s faces dropped suddenly, Bing looked crushed, Wilford and Anti froze, Google looked like he had to reboot, Dark was forced into stony silence, and Hosts mouth hung open mid narration. You turned on your heel and spotted Light in the corner, no doubt trying to hide from your view, you looked at him for a moment and sighed, “Even you Light” You said  walking out from the room to go back to your book.

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The next morning you were in the kitchen making breakfast when the doorbell rang. You grinned and ran to the door, swinging it open and hugging the man on the other side, “Mare! Ive missed you, you freak of nature you!” You screeched, he chuckled and hugged you back, “What’s up, buttercup! Hows life with the so called secretive ass holes?” He asked, You laughed And dragged him inside where a group of The guys had gathered to see who the unexpected visitor was. You pushed  past them holding Mares hand, leading him into the kitchen. “Is this the pancake recipe I taught you? You still use it!” He exclaimed excitedly, you laughed, “Of course, you nerd. These are the best Pancakes ever. I know Nate loves them” you laughed.

Wilford was the first to brave the kitchen, sticking his head in to look at the two of you, “So…whos the guy” he asked coldly looking Mare up and down. You frowned and glared at the pink haired man, “His Name is Natemare and he’s my best friend. We used to do everything together, and after last night I thought I’d invite him over.” You replied coldly, You left the room for a moment and Mare let out a low whistle, “What did you do to set her off this bad?” He laughed, Wilford glared at the entity, “We won’t tell her what we were talking about last night…stupid reason honestly” He grumbled, Mare laughed. “You’re lying?! To Y/N! Oh god, no wonder she’s so pissed! Last time someone lied to her she basically shunned him for months.” he explained leaning against the counter, Wilford opened his mouth to say something but shut it as you walked in.

Wilford walked out after a few minutes of your glaring and Mare laughed. You smiled and started on the pancakes, “So Mare, how’s Nate doing?” you asked glancing at the entity, he shrugged, “Fine I guess. Stubborn as always. He misses you” he said, you smiled sadly at him. “I had to leave, you know that” you said he nodded, “Yeah. I know”.  You piled the finished pancakes on to 9 plates and had Mare help set them at the table, when the table was set you went to the doorway to call the guys down, “FOODS READY YOU ANIMALS!” You exclaimed, you sat down as the guys began filing in and sitting down, you sat at one side of the table and Mare next to you, Dark and Wilford sat at either head of the table as usual and everyone else sat wherever. You could feel the entire table staring at the two of you, when you looked up everyone looked away. You frowned and looked back to Mare who looked amused by the entire situation. Breakfast went on silently until Google finally broke it, “How do you know our human?” he asked bluntly, you stared at him as Mare answered, “Your human? “ he questioned, you shook your head “It’s fine, he doesn’t understand the concept of possession” you muttered, Mare nodded. “I’ve known Y/N since I was created, she was Dating my counterpart Nate at the time” he said, the entire table went silent. “She was dating him?” Light spoke up, Mare nodded, “Yeah, after they split she spent more and more time with me, we fooled around a bit and- OW!” he was cut off by you slamming your foot on his. The guys were all glaring daggers at Mare. You sighed and rolled your eyes before standing and taking your plate to the sink.

Mare followed you into the kitchen, snatching your wrist pulling you to him, “Hey, what’s up?” he asked wrapping his arms around your waist, you huffed “You know I don’t like that being brought up. And with all of them in there, I’m surprised Wilford hasn’t killed anyone. And no doubt Dark is Furious” you sighed, Mare rolled his eyes, “Who cares? Come on, I know you remember how much…. /Fun/ we had when Nate was gone. Hmm? I certainly remember how much you liked this…” he trailed off, head ducking as he nipped below your ear, you sucked in a breath and put your hands on his chest pushing him off, “Mare. We can’t. I can’t do that anymore. We had our run and we didn’t fit…” you said Mare sighed, and hugged you burying his face in your neck you smiled and hugged him back, “Mare, you’re my best friend, and I know you could make me love you with only your voice, so thanks for you know, not doing that” You smiled  and pulled away from him, he grinned, “You’re very welcome, now, how about we play some Mario kart?” he asked, you laughed, “you’re on pretty boy” you said leading him to the game room.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And that’s another chapter done! Natemare dropped by, hope you like that little tidbit! Anyway I’m working on 6 right now and don’t forget, criticism and requests are welcome!

[timbertumbr]

PRANKED (Chase Brody X Reader X Marvin) An Early April Fools Special

First Oneshot with the egos shall be SAD DAD and The Magnificent Magician. 

Warning: Wholesome Pranks Ahead. ;)

It was April Fools and you decided to hide at the egos’ house. Unfortunately, the pranks didn't stop. Fortunately, they were orchestrated by Chase and Marvin.

"TRICK SHOT!" Chase yelled while throwing a Teddy bear over the couch. It lands in your lap and you flinch, not expecting the extra weight in the bear. 

You pick it up and examine it, finding a zipper in the back. You pull the zipper and inside the bear was wrapped chocolates. 

"Aww, that's sweet of you guys," Marvin started snickering while Chase was still celebrating over his amazing trick shot.

"Mind if I join the festivities?" 

"Oh heck yeah! We need someone to pin it on," Chase joked, you laughed.

"I'm glad you guys are doing the pranking this year,"

"Yeah, it's WAY more fun to juke people out with something wholesome with something even MORE wholesome! The reactions are the best!" Chase exclaimed.

"Yeah and Anti was banned to do any pranks after the uh, 'body' incident," Marvin pointed out, you nodded. 

"True. Welp, I'll get the silent party poppers!" You announce, turning to walk to your bag.

"THEY MAKE THOSE?" Chase exclaimed in surprise.

"Yeah, you just got to ask the right people,"

 

First victim on your list, Henrik. He's once again overworking himself, so you three decided to gently remind him he needs a break. 

You count down from 3 with your hand before you all pulled the strings on the silent party poppers, confetti raining down on the good doctor and his office.

"Vhat zhe-" He's cut off from swearing up a storm by the confetti moving on its own and turning into a mini confetti tornado. The confetti disappears, replaced by a large bouquet that landed on the doctor’s desk. The doctor stared at it before shaking his head with a small smile.

"Alright, you got me," He admitted while the two egos high-fived each other and you approached the doctor with a big ole teddy bear.

"You gotta take a break doc," Henrik raised a brow. 

"But zink of all zhe injures! April Fools is full of dangerous pranks and-" You cut him off by giving him the bear.

"Breaks are good though. Can't have ze good doctor all stressed out," He takes the bear and looks at you before sighing.

"Fine," 

"Excellent! Onward, to our next victim!" 

"Whoo!" And with that, the three of you leave the office. Henrik watches as you leave before hugging the bear, a smile appearing on the doctor’s face.

Anti stared at the bear with a neutral expression while you three watched from a distance. You had given him a teddy bear with a little knife while his back was turned and he's been staring at it ever since. Sure, he may not be allowed to prank on April fools but that doesn't mean he shouldn't get a wholesome prank either.

"Is he… okay?" You ask slightly concerned.

"Knowing him he's trying to figure out how it's a trap," Marvin muttered, Chase nodded in agreement.

"Let's just leave him be. He'll realize it one way or another," You nod and sneak away from the suspicious demon.

Throughout the day, the trio had pranked everyone. Jackie got a thank you card from someone he saved and nearly crushed Marvin while hugging him and thanking him profusely. Robbie got another stuffed animal and he was hugging it all day. Marvin got Jamesons watch to work again and the mute man was ecstatic.

Shawn got Cuphead and Mugman plushies, he hugged the crap out of all of you. Bingsepticeye got an upgrade and was SOOO happy! There are so many others to list but they ended up becoming really happy.

"Phew, that's all of em. Who knew wholesome pranks would be so tiring?" You couldn't help but agree with Chase who collapsed onto the couch. 

"Well at least everyone’s happy, at least, I think Anti's happy?" Marvin wondered, Chase suddenly sat up.

"Aw crap! I forgot to record their reactions! Maaan…" Chase muttered disappointed, Marvin frowning. The reactions would've been a good memory to keep.

"Well, you're in luck," You take out your phone and hand it to Chase. While Chase and Marvin watched the recorded reactions of their fellow egos, you ran off to grab something from your car. 

"Haha! We should have a movie night where we just show this," Chase suggests, Marvin smirks.

"That sounds great," As soon as Marvin said that, you came back with a pretty old book and handed it to Marvin. He took one glance at the cover and stood up surprised.

"Where'd you get this?" He asked bewildered.

"Illinois gave it to me, said the previous owner didn't need it anymore," You explained, Marvin grinned, put down the book, and hugged you. Chase saw an opportunity and took it, hugging both you and Marvin. 

"Thank you Y/N," 

"Yeah, you're the best!"

"Hey, you're the one who came up with the wholesome pranking idea, not me. Now, who wants to eat chocolate and watch comedy shows?" You ask, pointing to the teddy full of chocolate. They agreed and you ended up watching comedy shows all day, that's one way to spend April fools.

Want to Request? Please Read this before you do so.

[7spaceace7]

Headcanon Requests Now Open!!

Happy Holidays from me to you!!

I’m now accepting headcanon requests for Mark, Jack, and Ethan’s egos! Everyone’s included, no matter how big or small their appearance was, or if there isn’t any at all! (Which means yes, I’ll be including fanon egos like Bingsepticeye or Angus the Survival Hunter for example!)

What to include in a request:

Character’s name (of course)

A specific scenario or prompt you’d like!               -ie: Villain!(character) or reacting to something. If you can’t think of any specific theme, just say random and I’ll send out some that I think fit them!

You can request more than one ego, however try and stick to three as a max!

What I will do:

x Reader requests

Ego x ego requests, and yes, cross ego ships are fine! (like Anti x Dark)

Requests dealing with darker topics (Feel free to ask for comfort from your favorite ego, I love that stuff myself!)

Pretty much anything unless stated below

What I won’t do:

Requests involving shipping the boys themselves (ie: cr*nkipl*er)

Explicit NSFW requests 

I might add more later if I need to, but so far that’s it

[monstermemories]

Oh my gosh, this was so cute! Robbie is so precious!

Savior from The Cold (Robbie the Zombie | G/T Story)

Robbie was humming softly to himself, he had went out for awhile, most likely to get away from all the noise and chaos of the SepticEgo household.

However it was cold outside this time, Schneeps had told him not to be outside for too long while bundling him up in some scarves and a thick hoodie.

Robbie didn’t really like all this thick clothing wrapped around him, it’s not as if he could freeze to death or anything, then again the last time his arm got frozen it snapped off like a twig ….maybe this was for the best…

He saw a bench finally, deciding it’d be a good place to stop and rest up for a bit, that and he was getting hungry too, good thing Chase had given him a snack or two, he must’ve figured the zombie would be out wandering for a pretty good while.

Chase had always looked out for him and so did Henrik, they were like parents at this point, which Robbie didn’t mind much honestly, he was happy they all cared for him so much.

He finally took a seat on the bench and pulled out a sandwich, not wasting any time he dug straight into it, he was a rather messy eater so he got crumbs and stuff all over himself.

His head perked up when he heard some strange sounds, he looked around to see if there was a human nearby which to his surprise there wasn’t…? Then what was those noises…?

He then heard a cough, it wasn’t very loud but it still sounded like it was close to him, his eyes fell upon the bench, then they widened when he saw… A tiny human?

Robbie had never seen any human this small before, so this made him curious, he leaned over to get a better look.

………………………………….

You were squirming your way to the edge of the bench, you could barely move because of how cold it was… You were only trying to get away from the one who sat down, but of course your coughing and teeth chattering must’ve been too loud…

You gasped and whimpered when he loomed over you, you could tell he wasn’t even human… He reeked almost like a corpse would, and his body was so pale-ish grey, and the eyes were what stood out the most.

You didn’t have time to worry about what he was, you just wanted to get away from him, but of course he scooped you up, he seemed so curious, almost like a child even… You whimpered and squirmed in his grip, you didn’t have the energy to speak at this point.

…………………………………..

Robbie tilted his head when you began squirming, to him you felt like a piece of ice, he realized humans CAN actually freeze to death, he had reached to tuck you away in one of the scarves but he flinched when he heard you scream.

Robbie blinked slowly, he thought for a moment, he figured out what the problem was “Ohhh… Your…scaaareddd rrright?… Donn'ttt beee… Robbiee onlyy want to hellpp…” He slurred out, a small smile adorning his face.

You still didn’t trust him, but then again you had two options… One would be freezing to death, the other would be trusting him and praying he had good intentions… …It was rather difficult, freeze or possibly be killed by a giant.

…You bit your lip, you didn’t want to die either way really, you had to take a chance on this, you reluctantly nodded at the giant before you fell limp in his hands, pitch black darkness invading your vision.

…………………………………………..

You awoke to hear several different voices, they all sounded concerned, you slowly opened your eyes, your vision was absolutely blurry, you could barely make out who or what was in front of you.

“Zhere vwaking up, finally…” The one with a really bad (yet amazing) German accent sighed and sounded relieved.

Finally, everything stopped being so blurry, you could see just who was in front of you, you could see the one that rescued you and then… A ton of complete strangers…

You yelped and jumped back, your breathing hitched when you saw the one who appeared to be a doctor step closer “S-Stay away!” You could at least speak now and you did feel warmer.

“Now now, don’t vworry, vwe’re not here to hurt you… Robbie vwas ze vwone zat brought you here in ze first place.” The doctor explained carefully and quietly “Your quite lucky zat he found you vwhen he did ozerwize judging from your situation… Vwell…” He didn’t finish, you understand clearly what would have happened…

You flinched back when he brought his gloved hands closer to you, you thought for a few moments, he was only trying to help… You reluctantly let him pick you up and examine you, he was surprisingly very gentle as he held you.

After a few minutes he set you back down on the table “Vwell you don’t appear to have any injuries vwhich is good… I do have a few questionz… Vhy are you so small in ze first place und just vwhat vwere you doing out in zis weazher anyvways?”

You bit your lip and looked away from him “…I… I don’t… Remember honestly… I just remember being home one moment and then suddenly… I’m just… out in the open and apparently… small?”

Henrik sighed “Vwell you might as vwell get comfortable here because zhere is a storm coming soon and you don’t vwant to be out in zat…” He stated, fixing the glasses on his face.

“Ah, I almost fo'got… My name iz Doctah Schneeplestein, however you may call me Henrik if you vwish” He gave a pleasant smile, guess it was time for introductions…

Next someone with a weird looking mask stepped fourth, his cape flowing gracefully and surprisingly it didn’t smack him in the face this time “My name’s Marvin~! Marvin the Magnificent~!” He had a lot of energy and enthusiasm, he didn’t seem so bad honestly…

((I spelled magnificent wrong like 5 times– wtaf?))

Next up was a dude wearing a snapback hat, he approached and looked absolutely amazed “Hey lil dude! Name’s Chase!” He carefully held out his fist which you flinched at, it was huge compared to you but he quickly fixed his mistake “Oh, sorry lil bud, just wanted a fist bump haha.”

You nodded in understanding and gently bumped his fist with yours, smiling all the while, finally the next one approached… He looked like a superhero actually, it was rather weird how similar these guys looked to each other actually.

“Hi there! I’m Jackieboy-Man! If you ever need a hero you know who to call now~!” He grinned proudly, striking a silly pose which you giggled yet applauded at.

((Yeahh probs not gonna include Angus, Shawn, or Dapper boi– sorry!))

Next was one with… Surprisingly, this one had yellow hair and overall different features, his voice was complete robotic [ Hello New User, I am Bing, Bingsepticeye. It is nice to meet you, I do hope we can get along ] And with that he walked away.

The next one to step up… … He looked… strange… His eyes were pitch black and he looked down at you with a creepy smile on his face which unnerved you “̡̕H͠e͟͟͠l̵l̵̕o̷̴̷ ̧t̴͞he͝͞r͢e҉~̕M̡͞͠’ ̕͝n̨a̢m̴e̵̡͡'̸͠s̷̷ A̶̛͟n͞ti~̨͘͡” His voice was distorted and glitchy…

You couldn’t even speak if you wanted to now… He was one you were going to have to watch out for, you looked over however upon hearing growls coming from Robbie, they sounded inhuman and aggressive.

It finally hit you, the one that saved you was a zombie… …At this point, it wasn’t all that weird, you yelped when Anti grabbed you and screamed as he dangled you in the air.

“͏Ç'̸̶͡m̵̕o͢n̵͡ ̡͡Ŗó̵b̀b̸͡͝i̕͝e~̧̀ ̡M̡͡’ ͏͢n̢҉o̢͟t ̵́g̷͢unn̕͞a ̸̀h̸urt̸̛ ̶e̵̕m͞͝~̶̛̛ ̨I j҉ù͢s͜͏͝t̶ ̡w̸a͝͝n͏̵̸n̛͡a̛͟ ̡'̶͘͝a͘͝v̷e̷͠͞ s͜͜o҉me̷̡ f́u͢n̡̢~̴̀͝"͝��̕ Anti chuckled and threatened to drop you, this must’ve been enough to push the zombie over the edge because he lunged and snatched you fairly quickly from the demon’s grasp.

Anti snarled and crossed his arms "̴͜F̧͡u̵͟ck҉̧̕in̴'̵͠͡ ҉ḱ̛͘i̶l͜l҉̨jòy͠.̸͝.̷.̶̛” He glitched away before the others could even yell at him, you were definitely going to steer clear of him…

Robbie growled lowly and kept you held close, he looked down at you and seemed to be examining you “Isss…. humaannn frrieend okaayy?…” He grunted and gurgled in concern.

You nodded “Well… First, my name is (Y/N)…. Secondly, I-I’m fine… Just a little bit shaken… C….Can we… Um, go someplace a bit more… quieter?”

Robbie nodded, he looked back at the others who were looking stunned, most likely stunned by his outburst a few minutes ago, he didn’t care though, Anti deserved it for that… He then went off to his own room, holding you close in hand.

He walked over and plopped down on his bed, practically cradling you into his chest, he stared down at you, his eyes despite being dull held wonder and amazement within “(Y/NNN) sooo tinyyy…. So cuutee…”

He began poking and booping at you which you couldn’t help but giggle at, you booped his fingers back, which apparently started a booping war between the both of you, this went on for awhile before you finally surrendered.

“Okay, okay Robbie! I give up haha, I surrender!” You giggled and nuzzled into the zombie’s hands, your actually really glad you decided to trust Robbie… He was actually cute and sweet.

You two had spent a good while talking and getting to know each other, which sometimes Robbie tilted his head as if he hadn’t heard of or understood what you were talking about, after awhile of getting to know each other.

You snuggled against Robbie’s chest and sighed, which made him gurgle “(Y/NNN) okaayyy?…” He asked, he was so concerned and caring… It warmed your heart at this point, you smiled up at him.

“I’m fine big guy… It’s just… Thank you… Thank you for saving me… I’m sorry for being so scared of you at first, your…. actually really nice and sweet” You smiled and kissed one of his fingers, giggling when you saw him blush.

Robbie had a lopsided smile on his face as he leaned down and gently kissed your head “Awww… (Y/N) is… sweettt anddd nicee tooo… Noo needdd bee sorryy… I underrrstandd whyyy youu werrre scarrreddd…” He paused, as if he were trying to find the words.

“I wouldn’t haavee justt lefftt youu there… I… I…” He was fumbling now, a frown spreading across his face, he wasn’t really the best at speaking.

“It’s okay Robbie…. Take your time, find your words…” You smiled and so did he, you waited patiently for him to find the right words to use.

((I can honestly picture Robbie having trouble finding his words sometimes, so you’ll have to be patient with the zomboi))

“I careee abouttt youu… Yourr so smallll…. sooo cuteee… I wanttt…. to prrrotect… Keep…. saaafeee…” He gurgled a little, his blush worsened as he looked away.

You couldn’t help but aww at him, cuddling into his chest some more “Aww… Robbie… Your so sweet and adorable… You kept me safe from Anti earlier so your doing a good job buddy.”

Robbie gurgled again, he seemed a little nervous by now “I… carreee about youuu… a….a loottt thoughhh…”

You blinked and looked up at Robbie, noticing he looked nervous, you waited however for him to finish speaking his mind.

“Robbieee…. lovveesss…. (Y/NNN)…. Loveesss theemmm a lottt…. Will prrrotect forreverrr…” He grunted and leaned down to nuzzle you with his face.

You giggled and kissed his cheek “I love you too big guy, you know… Maybe it won’t be so bad here, so long as your with me.” How could a zombie be so adorable, so loving and affectionate?

It was a mystery but, you could really grow to love it here honestly, apart from Anti… He would take some time to get used to honestly, but the others seemed really sweet as well, they treated you nicely and like a friend.

Robbie suddenly yawned and cuddled you close, almost how a child would to a stuffed animal “Robbieee sleepyyy…” He mumbled out, yawning once more.

You couldn’t help but smile and nuzzle his hands, they felt like a warm blanket over you “Okay, okay, we can sleep…” You were feeling rather tired yourself too, thankfully the sounds of the wind outside had pretty much muffled the others voices.

((They’re yelling at Anti– Specifically Henrik– those boys can’t stop fighting for one minute I swear–))

You closed your eyes and got comfortable on top of Robbie’s chest, before you fell asleep you heard him gurgle and mumble lowly “Loovee youuu….” This made you blush and smile happily “Love you too buddy…” And with that, the both of you fell asleep, dreaming of wonderful and pleasant things, you could definitely get used to being tiny now.

((I didn’t know a good ending besides that? n4jogpntigj3pnib– All I know is– first thing I’d do as a tiny, scream fuck you at Anti and flip him off (I’d be nice in the end tho, because Anti needs love too)

I don’t know about Henrik honestly… Doctors and me dont see eye-to-eye honestly but uh, I could get used to him …just keep needles away plz– Chase, oh god please yes? I’d hang with him just ahaha don’t throw me bro–

Marvin would be amazing to hang out with, because fuckin magic! FUCK YEAH– Jackieboy-Man would be cool too but uh, no flying or soaring through the air– I do have a fear of heights yet I love giants, go figure–

Bing would be the one I’d hang out with a lot tbh– he needs more love and attention because gosh dammit I refuse to let him be left behind.

Finally, well its obvious what I’d do with Robbo– let’s sleep, sleep all day if ya want I dont care, I am a lazy and sluggish bean who loves to sleep a lot so uhm, Robbie = my spirit animal confirmed? …well… Spirit zombie anyways– okay I’m rambling now, sorry! I hope y'all enjoy this story and some rambles from the mun))

Also incase you hadn’t noticed I fucking SUCK with story titles hahaha, it sounded better than My Zombie Savior tbh–

@robthezombie-support-squad eventhoIsentanasky’allcanignorethat–thestoryiscompletesoOops–

[shy-marker-pliers]

Ashes | All ipliers x Reader

Warnings: Death. like, a LOT of death.

(A/N)--  cameraman jim will be referred to as jimmy, and microphone jim will just be jim.

(y/n)'s POV

I was talking to google when it happened. we were discussing one thing or another. i don't remember now, not that it matters anymore. what i do remember was hearing some clattering noises from the kitchen. i decided to go check it out, but when i walked into the room, my heart started pounding with the kind of panic that seemed to consume me whole. right in the middle of the kitchen was yan, kneeling on the ground and looking at his hands, which seemed to be disappearing. i ran over to him, trying to stay calm.

"yan, what's happening?"  

"I d-don't know! please, i don't w-wanna die!"

"just hold on, i'll find a way to help."

i hugged yan quickly and ran from room to room, looking for someone, anyone. out of the corner of my eye, i spotted dark. without saying anything, i grabbed his arm and dragged him into the kitchen. he was about to question me, but then he looked to the middle of the room where yan was. at this point, he was almost entirely gone, and the last i saw of him was the pleading look in his brown eyes. dark gasped to my left, and he immediately called everyone else into the kitchen.

google was the first to arrive, seeing as he was in the next room over. then came the others, walking in from their offices or the living room. when they all arrive, the only thing that's left of yan is a pile of ashes scattered across the floor.

"Dark, what's this about?" wil asked. "I don't know, yan just...disappeared." Dark replied in a panicked tone.

"what do you mean he disappeared, that doesn't even make sense!" wil said. just then the host piped up from the back of the room. "host doesn't wish to alarm you all, but something is happening to bing."

We all turned around, and the thing was happening to bing too. at first he just stared at the parts of him that were disappearing, but then he turned around. "google? what's happening to me?" he asked the other android. and then he was gone. google's eyes widened as he tried to process everything, but he couldn't find a logical reason for what had just happened. that was the only time i'd ever seen google cry. after that, it was only a matter of time until the others disappeared, so we just waited. it didn't take long for the next person to go.

"Guys, it's happening to Jimmy too!" jim yelled frantically. silver was about to run over and help him, but then he started disappearing too. at that point, i couldn't look anymore, so i clung to wilford and buried my face in his shirt.

the next few minutes were complete torture, having to listen to my friends disappearing and the others trying to figure out what was happening. when i opened my eyes, ash was swirling around the room, and the only people that were left were me, Dark, Wilford, google, Host, light, and Jim.  We all just walked into the living room and stood there in silence before i finally suggested that we call the septics to see if they were okay.

i picked up my phone and dialed marvin. thankfully, he answered.

"thank god you're ok!"

"yeah, i'm fine, but the others..."

"it happened to you too?"

"yeah, all that's left of us are me, jackie, jameson, and robbie."

"oh marv, i'm so sorry."

"i'll be alright, but we need to figure this out."

(A/N)-- just so you know, i'll probz make a really fluffy part two so that i can make up for all this angst.

Alive: (y/n), dark, wil, host, jim, google, light, marvin, jackieboy man, jameson, robbie.

Dead: Bim, KOTS, Jimmy, Dr. iplier, ed, Silver, Yan, glitch, Anti, Schneep, Chase, Bingsepticeye.

[lily-is-writing]

Preference: The Dark Bois as women

I am so

Gqy

Fem Dark is a temptress, she wears long gowns and seduces you with a glance. She is a controlling lover but she is that way for your protection. What ever would you do without her.

Anti is a tad butch, she wears skate shoes and skinny jeans and winks at you with her tongue between her fingers. She is an energetic lover with an insane libido. You are hers forever.

Natemare is adorable, she wears short skirts, converse and a guitar around her neck, her long raven hair getting caught under the strap. She writes you love songs and fights for you.

Google strides about in knee length pencil skirts (ugh her assss ♡) and blue button ups. She charms you with knowledge and has you in her bed as quick as a whip. Logical. Possessive.

Wilford is femme as hell. She wears extravagant gowns in pink and yellow with tiny top hats. She lavishes you in riches and kills any man who dares touch you. She likes to play with your hair.

Bing a cute little nerd in denim shorts and game tees. Gold Suspenders? Yes. She is shy and just wants to please. She will try hard to bake you things and research anything to help you.

Robbie wears long sweaters and boots. Pants? Eh? No? She is such a sweet little air head who loves dinner dates. Garlicbread is her life. Well, actually, you are. Will kill for you. Smooches mmmyes.

Phantom wears suits and gets you wet with a glance. Toll. Very toll. She will take your chin in her hand and let you drink from her whiskey glass as she watches your lips. God, she wants you and she gets you.

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

...worm with Bing XD 🔪

“Oh worm.”

“…worm?”

You looked over at Bing, whose face held quite some confusion. “What do you mean by “oh worm”?” He inquired. “There are no such worms in our vicinity, so..I’m a bit lost.”

It took all of your willpower not to start laughing, although Chase couldn’t help but let out a giggle that turned his face red. He excused himself from the room, though, so you just smiled at Bing. “It’s just slang for when you feel like you can relate to something or someone. That’s all.”

“..ah, I see,” the android nodded in understanding. “I probably should familiarize myself with more of this “slang”.

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

The Blaze Spawner- Bingsepticeye x Reader (Minecraft AU)

For some time, you've been wandering around the Nether Fortress, collecting soul sand, Nether warts, and various other items you found in the chests all around.

But the one thing you were searching for in particular was a Blaze Spawner. You wanted to start brewing potions as a hobby, so to do that you needed a Blaze rod. You've packed some snowballs to take with you since they were supposedly more effective than a sword.

Plus they also provided you with a good source of water should you get thirsty. With so much lava, fire, and magma blocks all around, there was no doubt you'll be parched and sweating in your armor.

Finally, after much searching and dodging Wither Skeletons, you heard the sounds of heavy metallic breathing and carefully rounded the corner, seeing a Blaze Spawner on the top of the stairs. The little mob in it spun faster until two more Blazes appeared.

But before you could come up with a plan, you blinked in surprise when you saw...a pair of levitating shoes?

There were rods rotating around the figure, though, so you didn't think much of it and continued to prepare your shield and weapons-

"I know you're there, human. Come on out. My friends and I won't harm you."

Your eyes widened when you heard the robotic-sounding voice. With a nervous gulp, you emerged from the corner and saw a human male surrounded by blaze rods and smoke sitting on the spawner.

He had yellow hair, dark red eyes that matched the bandanna covering his mouth, and black and gold clothing.

As you approached him, he looked down at you in curiosity while the Blazes huddled closer to him.

"What brings you here?" He questioned.

"U-Um..I just...w-wanted some rods..to make a brewing stand," you told him, growing more anxious as you saw some of the Blazes start to flare up. "I-I'd hate to hurt any of you-"

"Really?" He tilted his head, eyebrows furrowing. "Because you seem prepared for a fight. Many of my friends have been slain by you humans just for the sake of potions and Eyes of Ender, you know."

"Th-Then...how about we just...trade instead?"

For a long while, the Human-Blaze hybrid was quiet as he considered your offer, but when one of the mobs glowered at you, he put a hand on top of its head. "Wait. Hmm..I guess that's fair. Lay down your weapons and show me what you have."

"Okay. I'll do that." You put your sword and shield away, before checking your inventory. "I have a golden apple, some nether warts, obsidian, an iron pickaxe, a diamond-"

"I'll take the diamond."

You did a double-take, staring up at him as he stood up and walked down the stairs. Then you noticed that in his hand was a gold rod outlined in orange: the Blaze rod you sought after.

Even though it was your last diamond, you knew better than to refuse, so you sighed and handed him the mineral, while he gave you the rod.

He looked at the diamond for a moment, and then back at you. "Thank you, human. What's your name?"

"[Y/n]. Since you look half-human, I'm guessing you have one, too?"

"Yes." He chuckled lightly. "I go by the name "Bing"."

"Ah, well..it was nice to meet you, Bing." You smiled softly. "Thanks for the rod..and for not burning me alive."

"Of course." Bing nodded respectfully. "I suppose you should get going before the Wither Skeleton patrol comes along."

Hearing the distant rattling of bones, you tensed up a little and chuckled nervously. "Y-Yeah. I should. But I will be back soon."

He blinked in surprise. "You..wanna come see me again?"

"Well..you seem nice, and you're the first person I've talked to in a long time so why not?" You shrugged. "I can bring you more minerals if you want. I just can't guarantee it'll be diamonds next time."

"That's..fine." Bing smiled under his bandanna. "Thank you, [y/n]. Feel free to stop by anytime you want. I'll let all the Blazes here know you're not a threat."

"I appreciate that," you replied, stepping back. "Alright. I gotta go for now. I'll see you around, Bing!"

With that, you turned around and headed back to the Nether Portal, stowing away the Blaze rod and munching on some bread.

You couldn't wait to start brewing potions, but now you were also looking forward to coming back here and talking to Bing more.

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

With all this DBH stuff, can we have some BSE pls? Someone picking him even though he’s “faulty”? And then helping him feel comfortable around their tiny place and treating him with respect and asking how to take care of him cause he’s helping them, they should help him with what he needs?! PLEASE?! (and tag @jadewolfhowlettpersonal ?)

Sure! @jadewolfhowlettpersonal

“…are you really sure you want this one? I mean…he’s been sent back here a couple times, and even with all the repairs done he’s still-”

“I would like to have this one.” You huffed, growing irritated with the employee. “If you ask me that again I will walk out of this store and never come back.”

“Alright, alright.” He put his hands up, chuckling lightly. “If it’s the one you want. I’ll go get the papers and then it’s all yours.”

“Thank you,” you sighed softly, smiling as the employee finally walked away, before you looked back at the android you were going to purchase: a robot with brown hair, blue eyes, wearing all black except for the Bing logo that was in the center of his shirt.

CyberLife partnered with several big-name Internet companies and started making newer models that basically served as walking search engines, being able to access anything online and perform basic household tasks.

This one was an early model from Bing, and although there was a newer one that was more functional, you had your sights set on this one.

Once you filled out the paperwork and paid, you smiled as you walked out of the store with your android, getting into your car before you drove home to your small apartment.

.....

“So what should I do next, [y/n]?”

You hummed a bit, looking at Bingo, aka the name you assigned to him a few days ago. It sounded a lot better than IT100. 

“Umm..you could do the dishes if you want to. Or you can just sit here with me. Your choice.”

His eyebrows furrowed as his readings showed conflict, but he shook his head and smiled at you. “I feel like I’d serve my purpose better if I did the dishes.”

“Okay,” you chuckled. “Just take your time on them.”

Nodding, Bingo went into the kitchen and began working on cleaning the plates and cups in the sink. However, as he did so, his hand twitched a little every time he went to pick up a plate, causing it to fall back down into the clutter of dishes.

You heard the noises and stood up, walking over to investigate. “You okay, Bingo?”

The android nodded. “Y-Yes..”

But you could tell he was lying, so you went over and picked up the plate and a sponge. “How about I wash them and you can dry them?”

He blinked in surprise, staring at you. “[Y/n]..I..I cannot ask you to do that.”

“I’m just helping you out.” You smiled reassuringly. “I’m not like those lazy bums who just bark orders at their robots like they’re dogs. You may be my android, but you’re my friend, too. Don’t forget that.”

For a few moments he gazed at you, although his LED flickered yellow as he processed this information. Then he returned the smile. “I..won’t forget that, [y/n].”

And with that, you both went back to cleaning the dishes. But when you were giving Bingo a serrated kitchen knife, he didn’t grab the handle, but instead the blade and accidentally cut his palm. He winced slightly, cradling his hand as the knife clanged to the floor.

You looked over with concern, turning the sink off. “Bingo? You okay?”

“Y-Yes..I’m sorry,” he mumbled. “I’m sorry..i-it won’t happen again. I just didn’t-”

“Hey, hey..it’s okay.” You gently took his wrist, looking at the cut, seeing it was blue because of the Thirium 310. 

“..I-I’m so sorry..”

“You don’t have to apologize for anything.” You told him as you led him to your bathroom. “Everyone makes mistakes, humans and androids. I’ll patch up your cut and we can go about our evening.”

Bingo said nothing at all, remaining quiet while you bandaged his hand. Fortunately it was a quick and easy fix, but what worried you was how upset he got over a small mistake.

“Bingo. Can you look at me?”

The android raised his head up, tears stinging his eyes and his LED flickering between yellow and red. “Why me?”

You blinked, wondering where this question came from.

“Th-There was a more perfect model in that store..a-and yet you chose me, some faulty..broken thing that’s b-been sent back a-and forth and yet…nobody can f-figure out what the hell is wrong with me..” He cried. “I can’t e-even perform simple tasks without-”

“Bingo. That’s enough.” You hugged him tightly. “I knew what I signed up for when I took you in. I was being pushed to buy something else, but I said no because I knew it in my heart you needed an owner who can accept you and help you work around your errors.”

He was tense for a few moments, before he slowly returned the hug, his LED now remaining yellow. “I don’t wanna go back..” He whimpered. “Not again..”

“You won’t. I promise. All I ask is that you let me help you, just as you have been helping me, okay?”

Bingo sniffled, a small smile forming on his face as he squeezed you tight. “A-Alright, thank you, [y/n].”

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

Something cute with Lemon Chip and S3 w/ reader please?!

I gotchu fam-

“Hey fellas. I wanna show you something.”

BSE and S3 put their conversation on pause as they saw you walk into the room with some kind of flat, round object in your hands.

This piqued their interest, so they watched closely. You smiled at them and set down the object. “This is a Roomba. A personalized vacuum cleaner.”

“Oh-h..nice,” the yellow droid mused as he rested his elbows on his knees, propping his chin with his hands. He gazed at it with childlike curiosity. “I’ve seen images of d-dogs and cats riding on one o-of these things..”

“I do not detect any animal life in our vicinity,” S3 muttered after he did a quick-scan of the room. “But..are you sure that such a compact machine can-?”

“You’ll see in a minute~” You smirked as you activated the Roomba. Immediately it detected a spec of dirt near the room’s entrance, so it went over to it, vacuumed all of it up, and promptly returned to your side.

“Awh good boy, Roomba~” You cooed softly, patting the top of it. “Now go to your charging station and rest well.” The machine blipped several times in response, before it obeyed your command and traveled all the way to the charger, where it ceased movement.

Then you looked back to see two stunned androids staring at you like you showed them a high-tech laser gun.

“…..what?”

BSE blinked a couple times, shaking his head before he gave you a smile. “Oh nothing..th-that was an..impressive demonstration. And it acts like your own p-personalized pet!”

You simply shrugged in response. “Well, since everyone here’s allergic to cats and Marvin can’t really summon mythical animals 24/7….we gotta look like a normal family and have some kind of pet roaming around.”

“Huh..interesting,” S3 hummed, glancing at the charging Roomba. “So that’s what the Roomba’s original functions were…”

You and BSE looked at the detective, confused and curious. “What were they like in your time?” You asked him.

“Well, they were massive and were capable of vacuuming up building rubble and debris.”

“…….”

“…….”

“And some were weaponized with grenade launchers and maser cannons, too. So..they’ve definitely come a long way from being everyday household cleaners and domestic “pets”.”

“….wowie zowie.”

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

I really wanna see the reader put the fear of God into Google for being mean to BSE. And call him out on not being so perfect either since he was glitchy and broken for a LONG time just cuz Matthias asked too many questions, which weren't even actually that many and the last one wasn't that hard to answer.

That’s such a big mood. Somebody’s gotta call him out on dat shit sooner or later :V

“Wow..and I thought the other Bing was bad…you’re just a pathetic pile of scrap that should have been disposed of long ago.”

“P-P-Please..stop..” BSE whimpered. He was curled up in the corner, hands over his ears in a vain attempt to block out his rival’s taunts. “..I-I’m not…I’m not..br-broken..”

“It is futile to deny it.” Google knelt down, a smirk on his face as he stared at the cowering Irish android. “I have become the perfect example of the new era of technology..and you? You’re merely a prototype..your poor creators didn’t even bother to finish you.”

“..n-no..just..st-stop…that’s enough-”

He gasped when he felt a hand roughly grab his chin, forcing him to look up and into brown eyes fueled with spite. With a hum Google observed the black, oily liquid that began to trickle from his eyes. “How pathetic..they attempted to give you more human emotions..but they couldn’t be bothered to give you normal tears. What a waste of time and effort.”

BSE shoved his hand away, curling even further and hiding his face in his knees.

“See? You’re too flawed, Bing. I almost pity you. I’m surprised you’re not pleading for someone to deactivate you and put you out of your worthless existen-”

“What the hell do you think you’re going Google?!”

Snapping his head up, Google craned his neck to look over at you. “There is nothing to see here, [y/n]..” He assured. “I am simply-”

“Oh, I think I’ve seen enough.” You marched over to him, brushing past him before you went to sit down beside BSE, wrapping an arm around his shoulders. “Don’t listen to anything he says, Bingo..” Your voice became a low whisper as you squeezed him gently. “I’ll give him a whatfor okay?”

In response he whimpered and leaned against you.

The blue-shirted android scoffed. “Just look at him, [y/n]..he can’t even stand up for himself. Why keep him around if his errors are only going to be a burden to-?”

“You’re not perfect in any way either!” You snapped, keeping your tone low so you didn’t startle BSE. “Do you remember all those years ago when you shutdown simply because Matthias asked you too many questions?!”

For a moment, his eyes flickered in remembrance, his memory drive tracing back to that day where he met his first user, before he scowled deeply at you. “Of course. I remember. What is your-?”

“It wasn’t even that many questions! And yet your thought processor couldn’t handle it, could it?”

“[Y/n]-”

“And what about when you ended up destroying his shit when he asked you to carry out some simple tasks nicely? They weren’t that difficult were they??”

As you began to pull out all these receipts, the Irish android looked at you in shock. He didn’t know a thing about Google’s history until now.

“If you are merely bringing those events up just to make that poor excuse of a search engine feel better about himself-”

“Google..I’m bringing that up just to remind you that..no machine is perfect,” you told him, your voice softer. “You can try to deny it all you want, but you still have your flaws. You said it yourself: you’re always improving and trying to be better, but that doesn’t give you the right to belittle the ones who aren’t there yet. You just have to give them time..that’s all. Even though you’re rivals you have to give him a chance, too. It’s only fair.”

Google opened his mouth to reply, only to be...stuck. He couldn’t come up with any sort of logical or snarky comeback that would make himself feel superior.

So he closed it and glowered at you, small flecks of blue flickering in his eyes. “A mere human and a pitiful android are not worth my time...”

And with that, he turned and left the room, slamming the door shut on his way out.

“Th-Thank you, [y/n]...”

Glancing over to see BSE’s face, you smiled a bit as you wiped away one of his oily tears. "That jerk is too full of himself to admit that I was right..but I think he’s learned his lesson. If he tries to bother you again, just let me know okay?”

He nodded in understanding, relieved that you came to his defense when no one else would.

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

I'm done with the sadness, how bout a BSE fic where the reader studied advanced robotics and engineering and offered to fix Bing up so he's in perfect condition and has all the latest and greatest upgrades? Make the precious sunflower happy dang it!

“Hey Bing? If given the chance to be…"fixed up”, would you take it?“

"I-It depends, [y/n]..” The black and yellow android turned to face to, his expression now boring curiosity. “Who i-is offering?”

“Me.”

He blinked once.

Then twice.

Then three times in a row. “Come again? I-I’m..not s-sure if my hearing sensors picked up-”

“I said I could fix you up,” you repeated, a smile on your face as you sat down in front of him. “And by that I mean..I can repair your leg, your voicebox, and your eye, as well as give you some upgrades so you can perform your functions better.”

Bing stared at you with wide eyes for several, long moments. All of this had turned up…out of the blue so he was still trying to process everything you had just said.

And then, finally, his eyebrows furrowed together in confusion. “I-I..don’t quite understand. Where i-is this offer coming f-from? Is th-there something you w-want?”

“Oh no, not at all!” You chuckled nervously. “I just..I’ve been thinking about what I’ve learned in advanced robotics and engineering.” Then you pulled out a notebook and flipped to a page, overlooking the notes you had written down and your plans for the android. “And I figured I could try to help you…”

After you showed him the notes, he looked back up at you, his hands slightly trembling. “A-A-Are you sure y-you want to go through with this? I-I’m quite satisfied with-”

“Bing, that’s a lie and we both know that. Besides, I didn’t spend all night writing this stuff down for nothing…but..if you don’t want to it’s okay,” you quickly spoke so he knew he was allowed to have his own opinion on the matter. “I just thought I’d-”

“I-I..I do..”

Looking back at him, you could see a smile appear on his face. “Please..I..I-I want to be b-better than…this..I don’t care h-h-how long it takes-s,” he whispered, taking both of your hands into his own. “I-I have full f-faith in you, [y/n].”

Hearing those words of encouragement made you smile as well. “Alright, Bing. Then let’s get to work.”

………

“Whew..that was a lot tougher than I thought.”

Sighing, you washed off the oil and grease that stained your hands and arms in your workshop’s sink. Once you were done with that and turned off the faucet, you glanced over your shoulder, smiling as you saw Bing sitting upright. His eyes were closed as he was in the middle of a software update, the loading bar a little more than halfway finished.

It took you a few days, a few long nights, and a lot of caffeine, but you finally got it done.

Thankfully you didn’t have to order any spare parts and wait around for them to arrive, as Marvin was able to summon them for you with ease.

After getting the speed, efficiency, and appearance of the webpages upgraded, you had Anti glitch in for a few moments to ensure there weren’t any problems or suspicious malware that could have snuck in. But luckily there were none.

You also had to do away with his outdated command protocol, which basically forced him to obey any order given to him without question. Least to say you just didn’t want him to be exploited anymore.With that all said and done, now the only thing left to do is wait and see what he would say.

“Upgrade: Complete.”

Nervous feelings began to bubble in your stomach as you sat down in the chair in front of him, anxiously waiting for him to wake up.

After a few moments Bing raised his head up, his eyes opening to reveal not one, but two baby blues that glowed with energy. You couldn’t help but smile at how beautiful they were as they flickered.

He looked around the workshop, before his gaze returned to yours.“Hey, Bing..how do you feel?”

“I…I feel…wait..” He put a hand to his throat, blinking with surprise. “I’m not..stuttering anymore.” Then he looked down at his leg. He was wearing black jeans that were ripped at the knees, but where there use to be wires…there was now synthetic skin. “And my leg..it’s...”

You giggled a bit. “You wanna walk around for a bit?”

Too shocked to properly speak, he simply gazed up at you and nodded his head. You grabbed his hands and pulled him up to his feet.

At first you were worried that he was going to fall over as soon as he stood up. But to your surprise, and relief, he actually got use to walking without a limp in his step rather quickly. He went over to the mirror and gripped the edges of the sink, staring at his reflection with wide eyes.

“A-And..my eye….i-it’s…”“It’s like you’re waking up for the first time, huh?” You chuckled, placing a hand on his shoulder. “So…did I do good?”

Bing looked back at you, a true, genuine smile adorning his features. Before you could say anything he hugged you tightly, letting out a noise that was a mix between a laugh and a sob.

“You’ve…you’ve done more than just "good”…y-you’ve repaired me…m-made me 100% complete,“ he sniffled, resting his head on your shoulder. "I am forever in your debt..my creator.”

“Awh, I’m glad you’re happy, Bing,” you smiled as you hugged him back. “But..I’m not your creat-”

“My old creator..n-never cared this much about me,” he cut you off. “Once Googleplier became the more popular android…they…a-abandoned me, saying how I wasn’t worth remembering…or fixing. And for the longest time I believed that. But now I don’t…because of you, [y/n].” His grip on you tightened. “You made me feel like a whole new person. As you said before..I feel like I’ve activated for the first time ever. So…. you are my new creator, now.”

Those words he had just spoken had you in shock, but it made tears come to your eyes. “Alright…I guess I am,” you chuckled, patting his back. “But I don’t own you, Bing. You deserve to be your own, individual person. And on that note I got rid of your old protocol so you can think for yourself more often.”

Bing pulled away to look at you with surprise, but then he sighed in relief. “Th..Thank you. Is it..bad to say that I’m glad I don’t have that anymore?”

“Nope.” You grinned. “Now..are you ready to go see the others or do you need more time to adjust?”

“I…I think I’m ready.” He smiled back at you. “Let’s not keep them waiting.”